The Curse of LA LLORONA - CHEAP AND LAZY

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@MrBamason
@MrBamason 5 жыл бұрын
She's crying because she's not in a better movie.
@carlamartinezsantistevan9862
@carlamartinezsantistevan9862 5 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy mi película
@astoldbynickgerr
@astoldbynickgerr 5 жыл бұрын
she’s also crying because she keeps thinking about how the film had so much potential .. but it kinda flopped
@AnjanaBSubba
@AnjanaBSubba 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Robin-sq3be
@Robin-sq3be 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@neoluthuli3254
@neoluthuli3254 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@loverho5321
@loverho5321 5 жыл бұрын
Using bathroom but runs out of toilet tissue > *THE DARKEST CHAPTER FROM THE CONJURING UNIVERSE*
@randomuser5443
@randomuser5443 5 жыл бұрын
That is pure hell
@foresta-2684
@foresta-2684 5 жыл бұрын
Mikiyora That made me life
@Ihop_manager
@Ihop_manager 5 жыл бұрын
Add having the shits to that, and you got yourselves "THE DARKEST CHAPTER FROM THE CONJURING UNIVERSE"
@Kenshiroit
@Kenshiroit 5 жыл бұрын
The darkest chapter because the movie is so dark I couldn see a thing most of time.
@loverho5321
@loverho5321 5 жыл бұрын
A stupid Potato Imagine getting chased by a ghost and having to shit but knowing if you stop you’ll die
@Zoidd_Bergg
@Zoidd_Bergg 5 жыл бұрын
Smh why didn’t Velma just call the gang to solve this mystery and unmask la corona
@elephantpowerproductions
@elephantpowerproductions 5 жыл бұрын
ZoiddBergg I think you mean La Lakanda Forever
@ravensramen
@ravensramen 5 жыл бұрын
*zoinks*
@NoahDaArk
@NoahDaArk 5 жыл бұрын
ELEPHANT POWER PRODUCTIONS🐘 Nah you guys got it wrong. Its La Lawnmower
@MistySophie
@MistySophie 4 жыл бұрын
La Corona aged well 😂
@Theevilrhino
@Theevilrhino 4 жыл бұрын
LittleRavenMist I was mad when I saw the comment was like a year old 😂😂
@Da_pug5454
@Da_pug5454 4 жыл бұрын
When I watched this the Mexican family behind me would laugh and mock the actors every time they butchered the Spanish lines 😅. It made the movie experience 10x better for me, but the movie is still garbage lol
@cthulhutentacles4994
@cthulhutentacles4994 4 жыл бұрын
Pure garage, yes
@Fumblingthroughlifeonline
@Fumblingthroughlifeonline 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. I can park my car in this movie.
@Da_pug5454
@Da_pug5454 3 жыл бұрын
Lol don’t judge me I wrote that at like 3am 😅
@lazarostsiggos4601
@lazarostsiggos4601 5 жыл бұрын
Don't let this distract you from the fact that is is THE DARKEST CHAPTER IN THE CONJURING UNIVERSE
@jaredhenager4673
@jaredhenager4673 4 жыл бұрын
THE DARKEST CHAPTER!
@lolstuffenjoy9880
@lolstuffenjoy9880 4 жыл бұрын
THE DARKEST CHAPTER.
@Kai-ps8lu
@Kai-ps8lu 4 жыл бұрын
THE DARKEST CHAPTER!
@lolstuffenjoy9880
@lolstuffenjoy9880 4 жыл бұрын
And it's so dark
@lazarostsiggos4601
@lazarostsiggos4601 4 жыл бұрын
@Wira Wirawan 87
@sparksstillfly3857
@sparksstillfly3857 5 жыл бұрын
I died at all the different names you kept calling the ghost. "La Corona" 🤣🤣🤣
@energetix4208
@energetix4208 5 жыл бұрын
Same!! XD
@DeathShouldTakeMeNow
@DeathShouldTakeMeNow 5 жыл бұрын
La Bamba, La Yolanda, La Lasagna, fucking crying over here 🤣🤣🤣
@GranthamStreet
@GranthamStreet 5 жыл бұрын
"I only had La Llorona. Five cents deposit."
@EzeICE
@EzeICE 5 жыл бұрын
Viva La Bam lmaooooo
@spectrumlocalb191
@spectrumlocalb191 5 жыл бұрын
Asia Dorsey YES HE PROVED HIMSELF A BIGGER ASSHOLE.
@dismaldoll2222
@dismaldoll2222 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “La Lawnmower” 😂
@DisDatK9
@DisDatK9 5 жыл бұрын
Dismal Doll And “La Carumba”, this video was fucking hilarious
@DeclanCorey
@DeclanCorey 5 жыл бұрын
la bamba
@tylerdavis245
@tylerdavis245 5 жыл бұрын
La Corona
@Ihop_manager
@Ihop_manager 5 жыл бұрын
Im dying here
@4luc1n40
@4luc1n40 5 жыл бұрын
I'm dying toooo😂😂😂
@thatguy.namedmitch
@thatguy.namedmitch 5 жыл бұрын
La Lawnmower, La Bamba (x2), La Corona, Lala Land, La Laundry, La Caramba.......I couldn’t keep it together.🤣🤣🤣
@TKid9
@TKid9 5 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAH STOP I'M DYING AHAHHAHA
@ernesto3251
@ernesto3251 5 жыл бұрын
La Yolanda
@shamwow4273
@shamwow4273 5 жыл бұрын
La lorny
@NotJavi3r
@NotJavi3r 5 жыл бұрын
T-Nunthousand 😂😂😂
@TheKarret
@TheKarret 5 жыл бұрын
Sameeee~ XD Every time he did it, it got me.
@zebius4157
@zebius4157 5 жыл бұрын
Darkened eyelids and glowing eyes? What is this, an edgy DeviantArt oc?
@Mical21
@Mical21 4 жыл бұрын
Roasted
@xiaotuzi8342
@xiaotuzi8342 4 жыл бұрын
i chOkeD
@Memo-ut4tg
@Memo-ut4tg 4 жыл бұрын
What is this anime
@guasshound5535
@guasshound5535 4 жыл бұрын
No it's the darkest chapter in the conjuring universe.
@yumekojabami3299
@yumekojabami3299 3 жыл бұрын
JAIIIILLLL
@ab14967
@ab14967 5 жыл бұрын
"The darkest chapter in the conjuring universe." Well, they did get that right... this is a dark time for the franchise indeed.
@josephtrevino4304
@josephtrevino4304 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think “the darkest chapter” was literal because I couldn’t see a goddamn thing I was watching
@RayValdezPhotography
@RayValdezPhotography 2 жыл бұрын
Annaballs Cremation was the worst
@AdaTheWatcher
@AdaTheWatcher Жыл бұрын
Translation: We didn't have a lighting budget.
@gjrlafraid
@gjrlafraid 5 жыл бұрын
La llorana is actually based on a really good mexican urban leyend; the movie hurts to watch when you know the actual leyend
@ratqueenqueenofratsandalso2192
@ratqueenqueenofratsandalso2192 5 жыл бұрын
That's why I was so irritated
@oddeyes9413
@oddeyes9413 5 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it.😔
@tjnaptown91
@tjnaptown91 5 жыл бұрын
Not just Mexican
@Ok-eg8dg
@Ok-eg8dg 5 жыл бұрын
@@tjnaptown91 tell us
@tjnaptown91
@tjnaptown91 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ok-eg8dg a lot of different cultures got a lot of different stories about her
@Daniel115XD
@Daniel115XD 5 жыл бұрын
they needed an abuela beating the ghost with her chancleta
@nxctem
@nxctem 5 жыл бұрын
tbh a grandma with a chancla would scare me more than the actual llorona
@heartbust4624
@heartbust4624 5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@MrSmile078
@MrSmile078 5 жыл бұрын
to be fair "La Abuela de Chancla" could be horror movie for the conjuring universe at this point
@somebody._.
@somebody._. 5 жыл бұрын
and she needs to rant unintelligibly about how La Lawnmower should stop harassing the children
@dancymoran5791
@dancymoran5791 5 жыл бұрын
That would’ve solved their problem in less than ten mins lmao
@JubeiSenpai
@JubeiSenpai 5 жыл бұрын
Hey boiz there is the crying lady holy shit that is scary!
@kmel3588
@kmel3588 5 жыл бұрын
they did La Llorona but where's the real horror monster, La Chancla ?
@WarlockX4
@WarlockX4 5 жыл бұрын
Omg! She is crying and it is scary therefore I am scared!
@Yayofangamer16
@Yayofangamer16 5 жыл бұрын
The real legend is freaky as shit tho
@death8156
@death8156 5 жыл бұрын
JubeiSenpai honestly ruined the legend. Lol
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 5 жыл бұрын
K Melesh more like La Cucaracha
@cernos7230
@cernos7230 5 жыл бұрын
Velma unmasked the Weeping Bride, IT'S THE NUN!!
@shadowdragondailyvlogs8310
@shadowdragondailyvlogs8310 5 жыл бұрын
*OMG BOYZ IT'S THE NUN
@ravensramen
@ravensramen 5 жыл бұрын
Unmaskes the nun, it's that crusty old man from the conjuring II unmasks the crusty old man, is the witch *unmasks the witch, is that shitty doll in every movie* *zoinks*
@ホフマン日向
@ホフマン日向 5 жыл бұрын
@@ravensramen JINKIES
@saisameer8771
@saisameer8771 4 жыл бұрын
Velma unmasks the nun mask. IT'S THE PRIEST!
@soulofdeath9303
@soulofdeath9303 5 жыл бұрын
Demon films r being terrible Can we get mythological monsters again? Or biological monsters? I just miss monsters
@jakegraham3758
@jakegraham3758 5 жыл бұрын
With child’s play and Halloween coming out and being successful and then Friday the 13th coming out next year I think it’s more likely we have a slasher revival than a monster one
@soulofdeath9303
@soulofdeath9303 5 жыл бұрын
@@jakegraham3758 I heard mixed reviews of child's play 2019
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 5 жыл бұрын
Right?!?
@elephantpowerproductions
@elephantpowerproductions 5 жыл бұрын
How about cryptids like Nessie or the Chupacabra?
@ホフマン日向
@ホフマン日向 5 жыл бұрын
@@elephantpowerproductions Guillermo del Toro is doing a movie about the wendigo, I'm excited for that.
@MoltenRage41
@MoltenRage41 5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD BOIZ IT'S THE JUMPSCARES THEIR ARE HERE SO I'M SCARED.
@Quandry1
@Quandry1 5 жыл бұрын
another jumpscare movie? well... I do need a nap...
@theblade1251
@theblade1251 5 жыл бұрын
(Reading it in a new zealander accent)
@evelynn4273
@evelynn4273 5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think jump scares don't actually count as real scares. It's more like flinching.
@Quandry1
@Quandry1 5 жыл бұрын
@@evelynn4273 They aren't real scares.
@NuCrowe
@NuCrowe 5 жыл бұрын
They*
@daimom
@daimom 5 жыл бұрын
La Corona La Bamba Lala Land La Laundry Lonnie Lons La Caramba Lair owner Low Urine La Yolanda Viva La Bam Lair Ronda La Lonnie Its the mexican version of the many names of Reb Brown by MST3K
@YoungNguyendc
@YoungNguyendc 5 жыл бұрын
holy shit I was typing the same thing throughout the movie with the caption on. You're 10 minutes earlier
@daimom
@daimom 5 жыл бұрын
​@@YoungNguyendc i was already losing my shit after "La Caramba"
@frankrabbit2247
@frankrabbit2247 5 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for AOC to show up and get pissed on the ghost's behalf.
@theblade1251
@theblade1251 5 жыл бұрын
La lumbago
@frankrabbit2247
@frankrabbit2247 5 жыл бұрын
@@theblade1251 dammit Uncle get to WORK!
@nestorgonzalez6078
@nestorgonzalez6078 5 жыл бұрын
And the screaming. What's with all theses demons/ghost always screaming. Why can't they just attack someone with their mouth shut. "Oh look a victim, I'm going to scream into their face as soon as they turn around"
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 5 жыл бұрын
I know, right?! Beetlejuice needs to roll up and show these fools how it's done! XD
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 5 жыл бұрын
Well sadako in juon the grudge has her death rattle.
@CenerothXaris
@CenerothXaris 5 жыл бұрын
@@gadielgonzalez2755 I like that kind of sounds though. Like a rattle or some click like noises are usually well placed and build momentum but for these it's really just "Oh, let's get this scream bass boosted and we have a scare.". Like yes, of course your body would react to hearing silence and then suddenly hearing a sound with the loudness of an airplane starting beside you.
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 5 жыл бұрын
@@CenerothXaris I'm not saying that the death rattle is bad. Hell it's one of the most iconic sounds in horror movie history! I'm just saying having ghosts making some kind of noise isn't automatically bad. Kinda like how found footage isn't an automatically terrible genre of done right.
@scientistservant
@scientistservant 5 жыл бұрын
@@gadielgonzalez2755 Sadako's from Ringu, not Ju-On.
@rwbyafton6857
@rwbyafton6857 4 жыл бұрын
"He becomes the Mexican batman" Boyyy that's called Zorro🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amaggixz
@amaggixz 5 жыл бұрын
6:46 Imagine being curse by La Bamba... you would need "una poca de gracia" everytime
@Rob_-dv6ei
@Rob_-dv6ei 5 жыл бұрын
T nun thousand? Come on. Easily the terminunter.
@alwest4472
@alwest4472 5 жыл бұрын
Damn that's scary, looking forward to the pun
@drehasthebestbeats2874
@drehasthebestbeats2874 5 жыл бұрын
Nuninator: Salvation
@TheMadTurtle
@TheMadTurtle 5 жыл бұрын
That sounds dirty.
@Rob_-dv6ei
@Rob_-dv6ei 5 жыл бұрын
TheMadTurtle you want dirty? The termimunter The termicunter T-nut thousand Arnold Schwarzenutter Anal Schwarz You're welcome
@carlosspiceyweiner740
@carlosspiceyweiner740 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly this movie was a huge, dissappointing, missed opportunity.
@zatreh4776
@zatreh4776 5 жыл бұрын
HeartandStar D lmfao it was a huge shit movie and not scary at all , I probably was more scared watching Annabelle comes home which imo was scarier than this shitty ass movie , Annabelle Comes Home was pretty good in general
@LM-ix7pk
@LM-ix7pk 5 жыл бұрын
chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch pleathe lmfaooo
@ホフマン日向
@ホフマン日向 5 жыл бұрын
@@peachy8785 fuck your opinion
@Theevilrhino
@Theevilrhino 4 жыл бұрын
Bro why is every comment in this thread responding to either a deleted comment or a changed name 🧐
@nubiandiva1988
@nubiandiva1988 5 жыл бұрын
“Velma” and “La Bamba” 😂😂
@luisfilipe5043
@luisfilipe5043 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "La Caramba" :D
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 5 жыл бұрын
Nubian Diva Where is Le Shaggy?
@oddeyes9413
@oddeyes9413 5 жыл бұрын
A certain song keeps playing in my head...
@zio4590
@zio4590 4 жыл бұрын
"La Corona" aged like milk.
@chikipichi5280
@chikipichi5280 4 жыл бұрын
Thats how she got to the US
@comixproviderftw_02
@comixproviderftw_02 4 жыл бұрын
The darkest chapter in the United States
@grungyasscinema
@grungyasscinema 4 жыл бұрын
If by milk you mean wine, then yes.
@lemmythebulldog8812
@lemmythebulldog8812 4 жыл бұрын
So did the nun
@Rclarke115
@Rclarke115 3 жыл бұрын
17:47
@deltahalo241
@deltahalo241 5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker, the darkest chapter in the Conjuring Universe
@jarrodedson5441
@jarrodedson5441 4 жыл бұрын
Lolol
@adriannespring8598
@adriannespring8598 4 жыл бұрын
And Jesus fuck THAT WAS. 🤮
@jarrodedson5441
@jarrodedson5441 3 жыл бұрын
@@adriannespring8598 yea it was ......the darkest
@Clay3613
@Clay3613 3 жыл бұрын
@@adriannespring8598 Bunch of EU garbage thrown together cause of internet crybabies and harassers.
@adriannespring8598
@adriannespring8598 3 жыл бұрын
@@Clay3613 Naw, just shit writing. Wasn't dark but absolutely horrendously bad.
@joshhutto2069
@joshhutto2069 5 жыл бұрын
The T Nun Thousand. I died crying haha 🤣🤣🤣
@spectrumlocalb191
@spectrumlocalb191 5 жыл бұрын
Joshinhutto A BECAUSE YOUR A DICK
@highadmiraljt5853
@highadmiraljt5853 5 жыл бұрын
The Eternal Induction All emojis are shit. Let the kiddos use it.
@astropunch101
@astropunch101 5 жыл бұрын
I’m just imagining that this is just Velma trying to uncover a mystery all on her own. Jinkies!
@sighsboii3961
@sighsboii3961 5 жыл бұрын
The even darker then the darkest chapter of the Conjuring universe : La Chancla Coming soon
@outsidercain3038
@outsidercain3038 5 жыл бұрын
The cursed footwear that makes you step on Lego.
@ceebbees12345
@ceebbees12345 5 жыл бұрын
tbh, if there's a horror movie about murderous tomatoes, I don't see a reason why a horror movie about sandals can't be a thing
@theking01tyler75
@theking01tyler75 5 жыл бұрын
LOL🤣
@alfredofswitzerland9321
@alfredofswitzerland9321 5 жыл бұрын
"Ghost cop dad shoots la sauna with ghost bullets" "Deport her back to ghostico" 😂😂😂
@fafnir97
@fafnir97 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about planting the ghost contraband haha
@NokoFace
@NokoFace 5 жыл бұрын
They took everything that was semi-creepy about the story of La Llorona and turned it into jumpscare, otherword supernatural powers fest.
@athenatheshewolf
@athenatheshewolf 5 жыл бұрын
They had SO MUCH to work with, this legend has content galore, and they used none of it. Predictable, boring... Disappointing.
@patrickallen6193
@patrickallen6193 5 жыл бұрын
Just like Hollywood .... Predictable, boring & Disappointing.
@nikmunoz4177
@nikmunoz4177 5 жыл бұрын
“The NuN 2.0” ok... that got me 😂
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 5 жыл бұрын
Rocking Bones that’s literally the first think that came to mind while watching the trailer
@speabody
@speabody 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant tutorial. The sad thing is this is absolutely not a joke. I've heard enough behind-the-scenes anecdotes from disillusioned actually-creative folks in the industry to know that those types of producer notes and post-production conversations happen out loud. Formula literally means formula.
@speabody
@speabody 5 жыл бұрын
"More jump scares! Crazy eyes! Another jump scare! Sharp teeth!" The Larry Sanders Show had a great line by the incomparable Artie: "there should be a law on the books that prevents network people from using the word 'creative' in their job titles. They see it on their stationary and they start believing it."
@saltyshishkebab4581
@saltyshishkebab4581 5 жыл бұрын
I was holding the laughs with each "misspronounciation", but La-Karamba just made me burst out with laughter. Friggin' La-Laundry-Karamba, Jebus
@sharonbrooms7271
@sharonbrooms7271 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@rayunited2010foryou
@rayunited2010foryou 4 жыл бұрын
I know, but I think he said that intentionally.
@siddsen95
@siddsen95 5 жыл бұрын
The irony is that vaguely feminine humanoid entities of a supernatural description look so much more disturbing without any eyes whatsoever.
@Jyoelmejor
@Jyoelmejor 5 жыл бұрын
If you want to see a truly great film about La Llorona, you should check out Kilometro 31. It is a very well made film very close to the actual real life myth giving it justice, not a cut and paste Nun movie with a different name..
@EditMashups
@EditMashups 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing, I'll check it out! :)
@SoulPredatorX
@SoulPredatorX 5 жыл бұрын
@@EditMashups don't! That movie blows
@Saitaina
@Saitaina 5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to look into this as she is one of my favorites and really needs justice done.
@anone.mousse674
@anone.mousse674 2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention La Llorona by Jayro Bustamante
@thanhlamtran5253
@thanhlamtran5253 5 жыл бұрын
no one: absolutely NO ONE : the conjuring universe:tHE dArKeST chAPteR
@TuanLe-er7oc
@TuanLe-er7oc 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t take the movie seriously after finding out Velma Dinkley is in the movie 😂
@ParagonBourne
@ParagonBourne 5 жыл бұрын
Tuan Le She’s hot tho
@Quandry1
@Quandry1 5 жыл бұрын
Funny. She's the only thing I could take seriously. I can't take jumpscare ghosts seriously. They put me to sleep.
@munch3767
@munch3767 5 жыл бұрын
J I N K I E S
@reevoozila8429
@reevoozila8429 5 жыл бұрын
@@ParagonBourne "Find a hot chick if you can't find a good screenplay."
@frankrabbit2247
@frankrabbit2247 5 жыл бұрын
This must've taken place before the Scooby Doo live action film.
@altromonte15
@altromonte15 5 жыл бұрын
"when america met mexico" isn't that just texas?
@shatnermohanty6678
@shatnermohanty6678 5 жыл бұрын
dlollolb 😆 When America met Russia ? Alaska 😄
@kbell9568
@kbell9568 5 жыл бұрын
That tutorial was so accurate that I managed to actually predict the exact second the jumps are happened. Impressive!
@foxb5974
@foxb5974 5 жыл бұрын
The darkest chapter The delightful chapter The kinda darkest chapter The super darkest chapter Like which is the real darkest chapter is it the first or the second one
@BROOKLYNPOETZ
@BROOKLYNPOETZ 5 жыл бұрын
fox b5 😂😂😂😂
@TimeForDunston
@TimeForDunston 5 жыл бұрын
Got me with that 'T-nun thousand' joke.
@kingbash6466
@kingbash6466 5 жыл бұрын
This movie makes Ghost Dad look like a horror masterpiece.
@frankrabbit2247
@frankrabbit2247 5 жыл бұрын
Makes Coco look scary.
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 5 жыл бұрын
Heck! It makes Casper look like "Poltergeist" XD
@thebasicgamer6449
@thebasicgamer6449 5 жыл бұрын
La Lorana appears and grabs a child “BOOPITY BOOPITY”
@tori_bridges12
@tori_bridges12 5 жыл бұрын
"La Llarona 2: Electric Boogaloo - The darkest chapter in the Conjuring universe"
@wtsang1
@wtsang1 5 жыл бұрын
Gandalf: You cannon pass. La lawnmower: ‘screams’ Gandalf: YOUU SHAALL NOOTT PASS!
@mjvidal143
@mjvidal143 5 жыл бұрын
!!!SPOILERS ALERT!!! I realize that because of 0:23 and 0:43 the ending is more or less like this . . . "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and your Dog too" Sorry it's just the Child in me 😂😂😂
@Dino-ey6ps
@Dino-ey6ps 5 жыл бұрын
"Think Antichrist, not Palpatine" DEAD. 😂😂😂😭
@klgoartwork8303
@klgoartwork8303 5 жыл бұрын
Come see a typical modern horror movie! Spend an hour and a half to see a demon/spirit thing that by all means should be able to kill whoever it wants, and quickly due to it having God-like powers, yet fail at everything aside from startling people while looking spooky; which a million other random things do aswell aside from the looking spooky part... Which leads to the next exhilarating feature of modern horror movies: "Guess the jumpscare!" Is it the antagonist? The protagonist's impetuous friend? A rat? Or maybe even an empty chocolate milk container that fell?? All will have absurd jarring noises to challenge you!
@Boltscrap
@Boltscrap 5 жыл бұрын
The ghosts having seemingly no limits or rules to their powers is the main reason I don't like ghost movies. How do they even get those powers, and why don't the living have them too, they're just ghost driving organic mech suits.
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 5 жыл бұрын
Klgo Artwork maybe it’s even the family dog jumping out of nowhere for its daily workout...with your leg
@klgoartwork8303
@klgoartwork8303 5 жыл бұрын
@@PancakemonsterFO4 Too far, even for horror! Hahaha
@klgoartwork8303
@klgoartwork8303 5 жыл бұрын
@@Boltscrap Yeah that's a good question! The whole point of ghosts is that they aren't in the realm they are supposed to be, so therefore they should be weaker! But according to a lot of horror movies, exiting your meat suit = God-like powers? Lol
@boianko
@boianko Жыл бұрын
@@Boltscrap This so much. There seems to be no actual limit or explanation for these powers. Whatever "clever" jumpscare the writers come up with goes in the movie, regardless of what the ghost's "theme" is supposed to be. They have ridiculous powers, like being able to disappear and reappear at will, teleporting, invisibility, super strength etc. and it's never really explained why they have these, or why they don't actually use them to capture/kill their victims.
@nikitahichoii482
@nikitahichoii482 5 жыл бұрын
As a mexican I just was laughing at how bad the movie was, I expected it to be lazy and crap, but not that bad that I was making jokes in the middle of the movie
@andrew_owens7680
@andrew_owens7680 4 жыл бұрын
The sequel is La Llurinala, the story of a haunted WC.
@OmnsaeF
@OmnsaeF 4 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for the good play on words with urinal lol
@edge3220
@edge3220 4 жыл бұрын
That's basically Toire no Hanako-san. I can't imagine a Hollywood movie based on that.
@candicenicole1219
@candicenicole1219 5 жыл бұрын
I fully agree! Me living close to the actual wailing creek in Texas, it would’ve made sense to at least have it either in Mexico or Texas. Growing up in Texas we heard a lot about la Bambi or la corona as you deem it so the movie unfortunately didn’t do a good job making it more believable
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 5 жыл бұрын
Candice Nicole la Bambi? Is that Bambi’s dead mom raising from the dead and chewing hunters to death?
@Inky_doodledoo
@Inky_doodledoo 5 жыл бұрын
I'm from texas too 😃
@DemonicRemption
@DemonicRemption 5 жыл бұрын
@Candice Nicole The wailing creek is here in Texas...? AND THEY SET IT IN LA.?! Nah, it's cool... Can't expect Hollywood producers to do much research anyway...
@TheKarret
@TheKarret 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently Latin American culture has a large influence in not only SoCal but also New Mexico, and possibly a few other southwestern areas of the US.
@astaunchcharacter
@astaunchcharacter 2 жыл бұрын
@@DemonicRemption They don't care...they are money people. Trust, there is a thing about film scripts. If a producer can't understand it, it has to be changed...and many producers are illiterate.
@ZENON1021
@ZENON1021 5 жыл бұрын
Omg when he said, “la lawnmower” f*ckin la lawnmower 🤣
@ToonamiT0M
@ToonamiT0M 5 жыл бұрын
It is crazy how good this channel is. This video was hilarious.
@spectrumlocalb191
@spectrumlocalb191 5 жыл бұрын
ToonamiT0M THIS REPORT WAS JUST STUPID, WE SAW THIS MOVIE IT WAS FINE. DONT BELIEVE THE ASSHOLE HERE GO ENJOY YOURSELF.
@EditMashups
@EditMashups 5 жыл бұрын
I thought he said "La Yolanda" 😂
@ivassilev1728
@ivassilev1728 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: I'll build a ghost wall... and I'll make La Llorona pay for it.
@Mical21
@Mical21 4 жыл бұрын
Make ghost America great again
@chickennoodlesoop7
@chickennoodlesoop7 5 жыл бұрын
La llorona is supposed to have a horse face which would have been way creepier
@roguelitedenizen139
@roguelitedenizen139 5 жыл бұрын
Are you confusing La Llorona with the story of the Horse Woman? I remember reading a book with a collection of Mexican folk tales with Horse Ladys schtick being that she ran alongside cars to stare at the driver or something.
@chickennoodlesoop7
@chickennoodlesoop7 5 жыл бұрын
@@roguelitedenizen139 nah b I live in a border town she supposed to have an elongated face resembling a horse or donkey
@roguelitedenizen139
@roguelitedenizen139 5 жыл бұрын
@@chickennoodlesoop7Ah, thanks for the info mate
@Sam-il2ff
@Sam-il2ff 5 жыл бұрын
Should have had Sarah Jessica Parker play her then
@nerychristian
@nerychristian 5 жыл бұрын
They should have hired Ocasio Cortez
@joshhutto2069
@joshhutto2069 5 жыл бұрын
Velma does La Bamba fighting La Corona. Again I keep crying laughing 😂😂😂
@my2randomcents
@my2randomcents 5 жыл бұрын
Lost it at La Caramba 😂😂😂😂😂
@PlacidDirge
@PlacidDirge 5 жыл бұрын
That's the problem I've been having with new "scary" movies, just a bunch of lame sauce jump scares or ideas that don't even begin to be scary.
@jordanroman4624
@jordanroman4624 5 жыл бұрын
Why didnt Velma call scooby and the gang??
@shatnermohanty6678
@shatnermohanty6678 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan Roman 👍👍👍 😂😂😂😂
@CatBatss
@CatBatss 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this in quarantine when he says "La Corona" hits different 😅. looks like she got the last laugh after all
@reevoozila8429
@reevoozila8429 5 жыл бұрын
For some reason, whenever he said "La Llorona", the captions showed me "low urine" 😁😁
@adamheintz1990
@adamheintz1990 5 жыл бұрын
Say "La Llarona" to the tune of "My Sharona". Now we suffer together.
@tenaciousdewsfx5793
@tenaciousdewsfx5793 5 жыл бұрын
Mike Mothers damnit now I cannot unhear it 😆
@everwake2689
@everwake2689 5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that Onion vid where they interview the 5-year-old screenwriter of "Fast and the Furious". This entire genre is so repetitive and lazy that a child could write it.
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 5 жыл бұрын
Everwake by the way did you know that the makers of fast and furious also made, wait for it, THE FUCKING SANIC MOVIE?!
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 5 жыл бұрын
@@PancakemonsterFO4 Yeah, that movie was doomed from the beginning. A redesign ain't gonna fix that shit! XD
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, come on! Children have WAY MORE imagination than these people! XD
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 5 жыл бұрын
Cartoon Critique I saw 20 Minute kids cartoons have a better plot then this feature-length movie. No, scrap that, TEN minute cartoons
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 5 жыл бұрын
@@PancakemonsterFO4 Same! XD
@cesargomes2378
@cesargomes2378 5 жыл бұрын
In my country it's called "the curse of the woman who cries" 😂😂
@mrflipperinvader7922
@mrflipperinvader7922 5 жыл бұрын
i think *The Darkest Chapter in the Conjuring Universe* should be a meme now
@glitchingminecraftplayer1233
@glitchingminecraftplayer1233 4 жыл бұрын
I hate the habit of ppl trying to make every fail a meme.
@Euc_jr
@Euc_jr 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@luisfilipe5043
@luisfilipe5043 5 жыл бұрын
"...This Mexican xaman can fight this Mexican ghost with Mexican magic in MERICA" Man, I don't always agree with your arguments, but you do know how to make me laugh. Thanks :)
@griffinluxford5619
@griffinluxford5619 5 жыл бұрын
"La Bamba" and "Velma" I'm literally cry-laughing right now.
@WeirdDarknessOfficial
@WeirdDarknessOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
The T-Nun-thousand. GENIUS.
@Fairy_Teeth
@Fairy_Teeth 4 жыл бұрын
i love how he spitballs a better plot for this movie than the actual movie at 8:46
@Ihop_manager
@Ihop_manager 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at him calling Linda Cardellini "Velma" the entire time audgshds
@The_Joestar
@The_Joestar 5 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feeling this is the darkest chapter in the Conjuring universe....
@MalevolentElephant
@MalevolentElephant 5 жыл бұрын
La Llorona = Bathsheba in a wedding dress
@eddiezuniga1268
@eddiezuniga1268 5 жыл бұрын
Little did we know it was all the same haunting
@MalevolentElephant
@MalevolentElephant 5 жыл бұрын
Eddie Zuniga exactly lol
@only1chicityarson
@only1chicityarson 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I went and saw this last night and fell asleep 3 times... 😂😂😂
@notsurex
@notsurex 5 жыл бұрын
the people sitting behind me fell asleep
@willychavez22
@willychavez22 5 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh hard. Well done 😂 on a side note. Y’all notice that this is the darkest chapter in the conjuring universe ?
@consciouscode8150
@consciouscode8150 5 жыл бұрын
That jump scare tutorial was pitch perfect for literally every movie in this franchise lol, I knew it was lazy but I didn't realize just how stupid easy it was
@t0mmyb0y75
@t0mmyb0y75 5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for you to say My Sharona but it never came. But T nun-thousand was brilliant.
@Dino-ey6ps
@Dino-ey6ps 5 жыл бұрын
Now I can film my own horror movies! My masterpiece shot on my grandma's old video camera in my parents' basement wouldn't even be different from this. Amazing. Thank you!
@MrDEdits
@MrDEdits 5 жыл бұрын
The jumpscares had me dying lol
@rich925cal1
@rich925cal1 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, the “How to Jump Scare” was actually pretty good
@iluvcandies1
@iluvcandies1 4 жыл бұрын
LOVED the reenactment of, "how to make a jump scare in the Conjuring Universe". Bravo!
@Paullawrence1007
@Paullawrence1007 5 жыл бұрын
He said, "The T-Nun-Thousand." 😄😆
@toshokanhon
@toshokanhon 5 жыл бұрын
We have been blessed bois CorderyFX has drop a review 😭👏
@yavrielsechelle7431
@yavrielsechelle7431 5 жыл бұрын
"in a demonic or spooky hway." Loved the British Pathé film short.
@robblaster9821
@robblaster9821 5 жыл бұрын
La Laundry and La Lawnmower. you ave my subscription, sir
@troystephens5735
@troystephens5735 5 жыл бұрын
The darkest chapter got me every time hilarious. Designing your own jump scream wasn't bad either
@MechaMinilla
@MechaMinilla 5 жыл бұрын
Who tf thought this was a good idea, what's next "cucuy vs chupacabra"
@danr8267
@danr8267 5 жыл бұрын
Basilio Hernandez if it was executed properly it would’ve been a great movie but they made up their own “la llorna” an it became trash . They didn’t even follow the original legend
@kamulecPL12
@kamulecPL12 5 жыл бұрын
This movie should have been called "The NuN 2: Revenge of The Nun"
@nerychristian
@nerychristian 5 жыл бұрын
It should be called "Nunya Business"
@genericweeb7300
@genericweeb7300 5 жыл бұрын
The Nun 2: Spooky Boogaloo
@cdl_spirit401
@cdl_spirit401 5 жыл бұрын
La Llorona be like "How do I drown these keeeeeeds?"
@naivenitara
@naivenitara 5 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard at this! 😂
@muznick
@muznick 5 жыл бұрын
Jes! I will drown thems!
@jessicaraelene5276
@jessicaraelene5276 4 жыл бұрын
I love this, the fact that you say her name wrong every time and it's always different is just the best.
@leroykincaide
@leroykincaide 5 жыл бұрын
"AND SHE WANTS YOUR KIDZZZ" line just got you a sub man. Literally lol'ed hard at that. But overall you do raise some very valid points about horror and just the way JUMP SCARE fests are so the norm. Keep up the awesome work bro.
@Soho_Minos
@Soho_Minos 5 жыл бұрын
"T-nunthousand" haha
@angeldreyesdiaz1355
@angeldreyesdiaz1355 5 жыл бұрын
Did you just called La llorona the "T-NUN000"? I demand the movie to be retitled that way.
@aves4270
@aves4270 5 жыл бұрын
I was forced to watch the product or “movie” cause my mom “grew up with the legend “ cause we’re hispanic and she waisted her time, my time, and the rest of my family’s time
@PancakemonsterFO4
@PancakemonsterFO4 5 жыл бұрын
Aves • I bet she rarely watches horror movies or else she wouldn’t have bothered
@freddy353
@freddy353 5 жыл бұрын
I love how kept changing the name of the movie the whole time: la lawnmower lmaoo
@Tossboi
@Tossboi 5 жыл бұрын
**THE DARKEST CHAPTER OF THE CONJURING UNIVERSE** 😂😂😂
@installingwindows4112
@installingwindows4112 5 жыл бұрын
So impressive how well they made their jumpscare project lol
@gabrielsburg
@gabrielsburg 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the movie, but I wanted to comment on this note from the review -- Why isn't the movie set in Mexico? La Llorona, while being a generally Mexican folktale, is actually pretty pervasive throughout the Southwest US because (1) there is significant Mexican influence on the local culture but also (2) the story is often set in that part of the world during a time period where that land was still part of Mexico. To add to that, the story isn't always told with La Llorona as Mexican. I've heard different variations of the story, some which describe her as a Spaniard.
@DeathShouldTakeMeNow
@DeathShouldTakeMeNow 5 жыл бұрын
It honestly would have been better if it was a family that went on vacation in Mexico on a resort near a lake and the ghost was stalking them (oooOOooo its the 20th anniversary of La Llorona killings or whatever), then Tuco could have been a native shaman or something that knows english helping them out. Just the setting alone would have made the movie better.
@my2randomcents
@my2randomcents 5 жыл бұрын
Depends on what state you are the stupid folk tale changes 😂 in CDMX she is a woman who lost her kids, in Gto. She is a bride who drowned them, others she is a widow who killed her husbands sons, in others she is a spaniard woman whose kids were killed by shamans...and all types of shit Not even in Mexico it is 100% decided what the fuck La Caramba is
@decidueyezealot8611
@decidueyezealot8611 5 жыл бұрын
It's not about it belongings in Mexico. It's about the fact that this movie would make more sense logically and thematically if it was placed in Mexico. They even have the demon fighting priest leave with an excuse just so that a Mexican shaman can do it. This would also explain why the ghost is there in the first place instead of having us just believe she somehow escaped Mexico.
5 жыл бұрын
In Venezuela she hunts cheating men and people lost in the forest, but mostly men. People in small towns believes in her.
@caretakerrr123
@caretakerrr123 5 жыл бұрын
The Nun 2.0, The conjuring 7, The legend of la iorona, The legend of the trashy cheap cookie cutter horror movies, The Darkest Chapter in the Conjuring Universe 5.0, among others.
@TimeForDunston
@TimeForDunston 3 жыл бұрын
This video deserves all the likes just for the mispronunciations of la lawnmower.
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