CORRECTIONS Episode 77: Week of Monday, March 27

[@gnomevoyeur]

I like that this show has gone for long enough for Seth’s reaction to go from “I stand corrected “ to “shut the f*ck up”.

[@smartperson1]

I knew it was coming and it still got me!

[@FausterZ]

Seth's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore.

[@sempressfi]

Lolll yes it's weird how much they makes it feel like this really has grown into a story of reciprocal thing because it's one of those things that happens as you get used to and comfortable with new people. Seth and the crew really have created something unique and it's so appreciated. Burned out really bad around September and then had a string of family health emergencies while trying to coax my brain out of depression but every week Corrections popped up to give me a moment of just utter ridiculous amusement and eccentricity. Finally getting a lot steadier with my mental health and it's a testament to Seth that these 15 minutes always brought the same delight as I had before and after those few shtty months! Same for fellow jackals - the concerns are always fun AF to read! Thank y'all for being awesome!💜

[@TheMulToyVerse]

I think it’s because if the SpecJackular is ~categorized~ differently than Corrections, that it’s another opportunity for an Emmy consideration, and that if the panel catches word that it’s merely episode 50 of corrections that it’ll be automatically removed from consideration entirely

[@sharkulashairstylist5505]

So long they can't keep up with the REAL news anymore... they prep for this all week and can't write real jokes.

[@candacen7779]

That joke about Buck having 2 yachts got huge laughs from the rest of the crew! Which made me laugh even harder. I love that everyone has acknowledged that Buck laughs more than anyone else during Corrections.

[@johnobrien2373]

Based on the laughter, Seth may have to replace individual writers, producers, lawyers, assistants, etc. but he's got one cameraman for life!😂

[@torinarg123]

I'm guessing you could say he must have ben laughing all the way to the bank....?

[@RyanKellar-q8l]

​@@torinarg123hey. Yes

[@Pseudowolf]

What I love is that it’s one of those jokes bell do that’s for the crew. Really gives Corrections that fun, unplugged vibe that makes it great.

[@ivyinabottle]

Correction: Any episode of Corrections is better than any episode of Carpool Karaoke. Get it right, Seth!

[@NyxOleander]

Absolutely!

[@shristisharma3147]

I agree!!!

[@rabbit251]

Doesn't matter. John Oliver will win the Emmy....again. He's gonna end up being the Bob Costas of this decade. Sigh. 🥺

[@nedim_guitar]

I strongly agree! And the host is way more likeable and feels genuine.

[@nedim_guitar]

​@@rabbit251Haha yeah, I just hope Carpool Karaoke won't win 😂

[@yoshinchetty]

This show has a small but loyal audience for a reason. It is truly a highlight of my week.

[@generalZee]

I have been singing "Edge of Seventeen" wrong my entire life. I honestly thought it was "One-Winged Dove" until Seth clearly said "White Winged Dove" and I went to look it up. Sometimes Seth gets to be the Jackal.

[@bbwibb02]

Well, I totally didn't get the joke until I saw this comment. Turns out, I wasn't even close. All these years, I've always thought it was "just like the one we know" so, hey, you were closer than me.

[@ilRosewood]

Either die as the host (from auto erotic asphyxiation) or live long enough to see yourself become the jackal.

[@AnnNunnally]

I thought it was One Winged Dove also

[@andychristensen2947]

A one winged dove sound comes off from the side speaker. Hard to get in stereo...

[@taimatsuko]

I’ve been singing “just like the one we love” this whole time 😅😅😅

[@xaivercampbell1587]

This was the best corrections. It was like an entire inside joke told by a condescending friend. Send this to the Emmys. But also make them watch every ep of corrections beforehand because theyd be better for it.

[@RankinMsP]

Not sure how the voting panel would take to the last joke

[@xenidus]

Seth was laughing, but was also genuinely bummed that he flubbed the last joke. I'm in awe of the respect and work effort he puts toward entertaining this small community and his wonderful staff every week. It's some of the best creative content in the world. I love it!

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

You kidding? He got a way bigger laugh out of the flub -- and he got to do the joke afterwards.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Correction: I think you mean you are in awe of his 'work ethic an the effort he puts...'

[@chonqmonk]

@@betsiecleworth5853 *and

[@betsiecleworth5853]

@@chonqmonk Lol, yep 'and', dag nag it. For a moment I felt so smart!

[@badhorse6000]

that flub was the perfect punchline to the joke that is corrections. i guess now we reward seth with more traumatizing mac tonight dolls

[@jaymorf7374]

The queen joke worked better with the flub: knowing the punchline made the flag graphic unexpected and hilarious

[@cbpd89]

I agree! The break killed me, then the flag resuscitated me only to immediately kill me again.

[@arianaz4]

This song would've been perfect kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6CaXmWBoaeEpac

[@8421huge]

Man, corrections always feels like a family gathering. People are always arguing about everything but it still feels like home.

[@TheSpiffyNeoStar]

100% didn't see the Archimedes joke coming. I love it.

[@sierra4766]

You can't tell me anything these other late night hosts put out for Emmy nominations could ever compare to saying the queen died of auto-erotic asphyxiation 😂😂😂

[@gobblinal]

Scollins?

[@suzannewinz1099]

But Seth did not say asphyxiation. :( My eagle eye saw the caption. He said affixiation)

[@brittanym2288]

Ps. Whoever chose the thumbnail for this episode is incredible and deserves a raise.

[@celing99]

The episodes with unusual thumbnails have a noticeably higher views count. I guess there really are some "casual" watchers of Corrections out there.

[@Fijli7422]

So true! That thing is horrifying! Hahaha

[@alrightyru]

I haven't got there yet but it looks like a Mac Tonight crocheted pierogi 😂

[@sheth3773]

I see those eyes in my nightmares now.

[@ashleyeverett1763]

It's so cursed but hilarious 😂

[@paulinerrr795]

About 2 weeks ago, I discovered corrections and subsequently binged the entirety front to back and even started watching back to front to pass time and distract from some medical issues but wow what a fun ride! Glad to be among the jackals!

[@anro7137]

Welcome! It’s been quite the ride! Never want to get off!

[@musclethestrong1522]

@@anro7137that’s what she said

[@bairdstevens7802]

I have to admit now, that at age 57, today was the first day i learned it was "White Wing Dove" instead of "One Wing Dove" I thought it was much more tragic with a different take on caged bird. Now i have to rethink my whole life.

[@petecoogan]

Did you ever hear the Romantics sing "football whispering in my ear, tell me all the things I want to hear" in "what I like about you"?

[@davidknightx]

Learn something new everyday man.

[@Sedna7]

For some reason I heard it as " Wild Wing Girl", weird I know. TIL

[@bairdstevens7802]

@@petecoogan Probably but this one was easy to continue to mis-hear cause in my mind it made sense. For a long time I thought Burton Cummings (Of The Guess Who) had written a power ballad about Santa. It wasn't until years later I wanted to know what the rest of the lyrics were since i only knew this powerful one line where he sings Santaaaaah! and thought what was it about? Kids only liking him at Christmas time? Him toiling at delivering? And discovered all this time Burton was singing "Stand Tall"... (note I hear these songs on Muzak at work which is never good for actually hearing what the actual lyrics are.

[@EarleMonroe]

The One-Winged Dove, flapping madly and flying in circles

[@JAMinerViews]

Some really great norms have come from the era of Corrections. Especially Seth greeting the audience bluntly and quickly moving on to the monologue… and now saying “see me next week”.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

“See me next week” rolls off his tongue now!

[@ginbo33]

the way i held my breath until he said see me next week! 😆it doesnt feel complete without that 🥰

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@ginbo33 So glad it wasn’t “See me in two weeks.”

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

@@lynnhettrick7588 I know, I rue those days

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Man, three-week set-up for Eureka -- damn this show is brilliant. THIS is the greatest episode of Corrections (if you've seen all the others)

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

I knew I would scroll down to see someone calling this the greatest episode yet. I didn't think so, though had some instant favorite moments.

[@duzins]

Greatest episode yet. I am at my desk and laughed out loud thrice (deez nuts, Eureka, and the joke flub) and the yacht shout out almost got me.

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Corrections is now what I look forward to the most every week.

[@noahjohnson3370]

The Jackal way, the right way every Thursday

[@LindaC616]

​@@noahjohnson3370Friday is when they hit for me. 1-3am

[@phraydedjez]

Yeah, I struggle to make friends in real life as well, but the jackals are always here for me lol, Im in Australia and its on a Friday night after I have had a few drinks so it is the perfect way to end a week.

[@lindablue7494]

Corrections never disappoints Seth. This was a giggle fest. I love this segment. Keep it going. That was great.

[@margoelizabethmiller]

It doesn't disappoint Seth. Whom does it disappoint?

[@Flexicor]

The 'Jackals' fandom is low-key the best, least toxic and most entertaining bunch. Proud to be a part of it

[@squirrelbusken-cv4wy]

We are like super not toxic, buy way of being toxic. Like normally just randomly correcting people is seen as toxic, and that is what the community is built on. But at the same time everyone here is always so positive about it.

[@katla_phc]

We are the nicest fandom on the internet. All we do is kindly bully a rich and famous comedian.

[@oohhboy-funhouse]

This is one of the few good things born from the pandemic. We cherish that cabin fever comedy too much to despoil it.

[@starlessmystery6429]

We need jackal smilies though, or emoticons….I can’t think of what I’m trying to say. Lol

[@zanejenkins8418]

@@katla_phc "famous"

[@xaivercampbell1587]

This ep had me laughing so much that i didnt mind that he flubbed the last joke because you still got it and the set up was solid. What a fun show.

[@NyxOleander]

You should put a poll in the KZbin community page about which episode to submit. This is where true Jackals are😁

[@SunflowerFoxes]

For real, Twitter sux

[@virginiatyree6705]

Agreed.

[@jaxlaxsurprise]

@Knicklyn Growler Don't worry, nobody knows about seacaptainpolls.

[@StephanieAly]

Good call!

[@tamaraandersson2532]

Yes to this!

[@Cynt3r]

New contender for one of the best episodes of Corrections, so far!

[@QsPhilosophy]

I can't believe you said my dumb pizza math joke!! Ahhh! Made my day. Fantastic episode! I honestly just thought the Mac Tonight bit was just funny up until now, but that doll? Cursed. I get it now.

[@erinball7781]

Congrats 😊🎉

[@maryjanerx]

Omg congratulations!!! 🎉

[@sophierobinson2738]

Yay! (I think I’ll have sector of pizza today.)

[@anro7137]

It’s a pretty cool feeling!

[@WooMaster777]

🥳😁

[@avisrobinson452]

😂😂😂The look at the camera for the White Dove sound. 😅

[@francescaa8331]

"Hey lady, does your husband like Night Ranger?" 😆

[@RobertJohnson-bj5lk]

You can still Rock in Americaaaaaaa!!!

[@patrickhannen4832]

The christmas gliss demands the emmy. I only wish the pillow dropping jokes had any context in the episode, but watching you bite into one of your not-chocolated desk trinkets and die laughing was absolutely incredible.

[@poetdrowned]

As always, I loved it but my FAVORITE PART was Seth’s stumble on “autoerotic asphyxiation” 😂

[@ivyinabottle]

You can see him regret that joke in real time but persevering through it XD

[@DoesNotEqual]

Or, as he said it, "affixiation."

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

Omg here here ....totally lost it so loud outside!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Kitty8791]

Now I wonder what's listed as the cause of death on Michael Hutchence's death certificate? 🤔

[@sierra4766]

It was brilliant😂😂

[@MaevePinto]

I love these so much! I think I got recommended them because I watch A Closer Look sporadically, but now I watch A Closer Look regularly so I can see if there will be things the Jackals will point out and totally saw the Claire's Earrings and immediately thought "The Jackals aren't going to let that go" and it was so satisfying to see it come to fruition lol

[@johnobrien2373]

Your descent into jackaldom has thus begun! 😆

[@Dermatillomaniac]

Welcome to Team Jackal!!

[@MaevePinto]

@@johnobrien2373 🤣

[@MaevePinto]

@@Dermatillomaniac 🥳

[@pb_3726]

A lot of the corrections come from the monologues too! Welcome!!

[@sadlystuckinreality]

The Corrections lore is part of what makes it so good!

[@peytonmccandless5174]

Seth Meyers demonstrates perfectly that the difference between a good/new performer and a great/seasoned performer is the ability to confidently ride stillness and silence. His timing is SO GOOD.

[@jasontruttmann3395]

I've been watching Corrections since the beginning, and I'm now working my way through them again - it might be even more fun when you know how things will evolve! Anyway, I found that "CORRECTIONS Episode 40: Week of Monday, March 14" has been turned into a private video. Give it back! Correct this mistake!

[@NWPaul72]

I'm sleepy and reading tiny words. I saw that as "switched to Private Idaho" and was intrigued.

[@bepowerification]

​@@NWPaul72 I like the B52s too.

[@Bunkerdwarfputin]

Yeah... wtf? 🤔

[@sushibois312]

That's a good idea... i might go through them again because I was wondering how it would be for someone to just jump into it at this point😂

[@xamishia]

Indeed! That episode was called "The Return of Mikey The Shoe". Please fix.🙏Thank you.🙏 (You should have downloaded them, like some jackals I know...)

[@furiousd79]

I'm so happy that he made the Buck joke since as soon as he mentioned paying per laugh, I was thinking, "mention Buck!" I just love that we get to know all the members of the crew. This is by far my favorite thing to watch each week.

[@camillex333]

love how the two times Seth has said eureka is in relation to a deez nuts joke, but hate the fact that I cackled both times LOL

[@johnnysegment132]

I think this might be my favorite Corrections to date. Had to pause it because I couldn't stop laughing. And the ending was great!!!

[@lypscratch]

This is the show to use for next year’s Emmy nomination. It’s Spectacular. 🎉

[@anthonystrickland7049]

Correction, it was specjacular!

[@lypscratch]

@@anthonystrickland7049 Ah! totally! Thanks for the Corrections correction!

[@anthonystrickland7049]

@LynnP just trying to keep things pedantic. ;)

[@lypscratch]

@@anthonystrickland7049 pedanticism: it's what separates us from the apes. Oh wait...

[@EH23831]

Agree! Gets my vote

[@NeilKlompas]

I love that if you focus on the laughter occasionally you can clearly pick out Amber’s laughter. Seth, thank you - Corrections is my favorite bit on KZbin!! ❤

[@hectorrobertocontrerasmiranda]

If this episode isn't eligible for this year's Emmys' it's already a contender for next year

[@Sincebrassnorstone]

1) loved the crew's reaction to the second yacht joke 2) Shoemaker 23 and me medici joke really landed well for me. 3) am I enjoying this so much because tRump got indicted yesterday? Last night I slept better than I have since fall 2016. Thank you Seth and Corrections team❤🎉🙏🌈

[@eca7773]

Never drink hot coffee when Seth is on a roll😂

[@brothajohn]

Agreed. Corrections has made me snarf coffee twice. 😂😂😂

[@molliewatts6445]

There was an old shoemaker who worked in a rock, he had so many children, (about this he would squawk). 23 and me confirmed at least one was named Kenny, so he hired them all and they took his last penny. 🙂

[@SugarandSarcasm]

👏 👏 👏

[@priscillapierre3126]

The Specjackular is not listed as Episode 50 it's listed as Episode 51, since it is a celebration of 50 Corrections. As another Jackal pointed out PLEASE add episode 40 back! Is it private because you welcome back Shoemaker to the tune of Eminem's Without Me?? Use some of your sweater money to buy the rights to that song. Love Corrections!! Thanks for the laughs! Pure joy every episode

[@jessiemiesfeld7950]

Specjackular sounds dirty every time

[@Karrde25]

Man, I just adore this every week. No notes.

[@StephanieAly]

this has major 2021 corrections energy and i just love it. so cozy

[@raypelling6440]

This Corrections was on another level. Hilarious all the way through. Thanks so much for your work, everyone. This show is a freaking gem.

[@matthickman6007]

Most people don't realize it, but when Prince sings "this is what it sounds like when doves cry" the sounds he makes afterward are his attempts to imitate doves crying and he's very bad at it

[@probablydanny569]

i thought we would hear that too!

[@geekdivaherself]

[The r]ule of three: gets you [what feels like] every time. _The above was retroactively Jackal-fixed, even though the original version was constructed the way it was because that way it had more emphasis on the sadness of the situation._

[@backelie]

I almost said: "Correction, he *was* very bad at it", but I realized he's very bad at it now too.

[@Joekuh]

Prince is good at EVERYTHING. TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!

[@willseattle8368]

Correction: he -was- very bad at it

[@azrealle9474]

I love Corrections so much, thanks to you and the crew for giving us this gem. The Archimedes joke is going to continue to stress me out, but hey, that's what we're here for.

[@HRHDaviaTheYounger]

I feel the same way. It’s cruelty.

[@tentardigrades968]

That chicken comment was mine, Seth. And you’re right, I am definitely not head of marketing for Tyson 😆

[@LindaC616]

He has two boys who are close to the age. I guess he has not yet discovered "how it's made", but will soon 😅

[@jackintheville]

How does it feel to be mentioned??

[@tentardigrades968]

@@jackintheville I’d like to say I played it cool but I absolutely did not. I freaked out when he started reading it 😆

[@patcheskipp]

Corrections is hilarious if you are an ongoing viewer. I feel like if it's your first time you just need to know that it's Seth's masochistic descent into madness and you're all caught up.

[@anro7137]

Either or?

[@Janis7883]

That's "ongoing" and "descent". You're welcome! Also, I love you, Seth! 😊

[@Ungineered]

A correction: You do go over the side of a cliff. The side of the cliff ends vertically at the top and to fall off a cliff you need to go over the edge of the cliff which is the boundary that separate the horizontal and vertical sides. So by definition you are over the egde of the vertical side as well, while the vertical part might be seen as infinitesimally thin as you cross that line you go over it.

[@tentardigrades968]

This

[@katetickner7141]

True. In order to go over the side of the cliff, you must first fall off the top of the cliff. You can only fall off the side of the cliff if you are climbing on the cliff, in which case you have not gone over the side.

[@RandomGuyRandomNumber]

Some cliffs have paths or roads built onto or into their sides. It is therefore perfectly possible to drive off the side of a cliff without recourse to semantic pedantry. Unless this also counts as semantic pedantry?

[@geekdivaherself]

​@@RandomGuyRandomNumber This is exactly what I thought.

[@backelie]

@Dominic Cerisano Mathematically speaking you go over the node connecting the cliff-side-edge and the nearest ground-edge.

[@LindaC616]

I KNEW Archimedes was jackal bait! Hey, Seth! Happy Easter to you and the Pankas, and the White Rabbit 😉!

[@californiapagan]

This has been one of the highlights of my week for so long. I agree that if you know the previous episodes corrections is gold.

[@snowsim]

This one! This episode should be the one submitted for Emmy consideration. Holy crap, man! I've got a headache from laughing too hard too frequently!

[@brittanym2288]

I count down the seconds until Corrections gets uploaded. This is my favourite part of the week 😄

[@brittanymiller5585]

Do I travel back in time at some point to post this comment?

[@brittanym2288]

Hahaha, well played fellow jackal of the same name…I wonder how many more of us there are? 😎

[@JefCollier]

I am no Brittany, but based on this comment I know we are the same. When do we all get matching jackal tattoos?

[@EarleMonroe]

It is also mine but without the ‘u’ - my favorite ;)

[@Scott_Alexander]

@@brittanym2288 1 out of every 6,310 baby girls born in 2021 are named Brittany. Miller is ranked #7 in terms of the most common surnames in America. Miller is the 7th most common surname in the United States, belonging to 1,161,437 individuals. In the United States, the male-to-female ratio is roughly 97 males for 100 females. In 2021, about 65.08 percent of women fell into the 15-64 age group. The general fertility rate was 55.8 births per 1,000 women aged 15-46. Given all of this information, 0.03% of Miller babies born in 2021 specifically are named Brittany. The odds of any girl being named Brittany Miller though is much lower.

[@MoraL2478]

I LOVE Corrections! I look forward to the videos from every show, but I even replay past Corrections on weeks LN is off. Keep it up Seth!

[@khallo151]

8:20 - remember how terrified we were when the audience came back? Clearly nothing to worry about

[@anro7137]

Remember how terrified we were period? I do love that those pandemic shows grew into Corrections. And when it wins the Emmy? Oh yeah baby! Too be part of all this is a good healthy feeling!

[@MadlyNadly]

I think the little flub-up at the end was perfect. Cracking up in the middle of "auto-asphyxiation" really got me.

[@johnchiu]

Wow...now they are attacking the crew?! The crew's laughter is jackal laughter!

[@SKG-d2t]

Corrections is the best! “Found” KZbin during Covid, it helped get me through. Not that tech savvy, I thought -lol- was little old ladies, of which I am one. Thank you

[@noahjohnson3370]

I can't wait until 2032 when Seth runs for President as the nominee of 'The Jackal Party'. Campaign slogan: "Eureka!"

[@Mira_mac]

Lining up the white wing dove hooing was artfully brilliant

[@howiethao277]

I was so hoping Seth would throw that little freak doll. So happy to have not been disappointed

[@anro7137]

Lolol! Little Freak doll!

[@gratefuljackal8183]

Did Seth just say YA BURNT to us jackals? I love it!!

[@Throsbification]

I'm just happy to be here: Correction for Shoemaker: the Medici weren't Italian because Italy hadn't Unified yet. They were Florentine! Edit: When I wrote this initially I said Venetian, but I've edited here to correct it to Florentine as commenters below have said. If you liked this please unlike this comment if you pushed it up 🫠 Fun fact: Christopher Columbus wasn't Italian either: he was from the Kindgom of Genoa on the west!

[@linuxophile]

No. They were from Mugello near Florence. Not Venice.

[@lolzbot2000]

Republics both are at least according to themselves

[@jakobstjerndorff2996]

They weren't Venetian, they were Florentine

[@Evelyn_Okay]

Christopher Columbus was one of the worst human beings to ever exist. Mass genocide of Indigenous people is just the tip of the iceberg. He was only made "famous" when Italian immigrants started coming to the US.

[@virginiatyree6705]

@@linuxophile , Correction of the correction; a good Jackal you are! v

[@nelsaf365]

Hey! Well, this is MY first episode of Corrections, and I must say there IS a learning curve. After a short bit, I got it, and I understood the premise (eureka?). You have a regular audience that is smart and educated, perhaps to its detriment. But you put them to good use here. 😂 I will be back for more in the future.

[@anro7137]

Seth! Hey Seth! Did ya see that? Did you read that? They called us smart and educated! Not bad for a bunch of chicken farmers throwing feed, huh?

[@nelsaf365]

@An Ro Wow. You're quite the smart but uncomfortable, unhappy, and um, what's the word? Go ahead, fill in the blank, just follow that pattern 'cause you're smart and stuff.

[@GlitchmasterStudios]

Mourning doves actually make many different noises, ranging from pidgeony cooing to loud shrieky crow-like noises with their long ocarina sound being just their contact call.

[@Cathowl]

And it's not really like pigeon and dove are biologically useful categories anyhow. There's no real cladistic cutoff between the ones we decided to call "pigeons" and the ones we decided to call "doves". All doves ARE pigeons.

[@probablydanny569]

i thought we were going to just get an audio clip of randy johnson exploding the bird again

[@qazzaqstan]

@@Cathowl Also the common pigeon (which is presumably the type Seth was referring to) are also called rock doves. So not only are they both the same family and just some species (are seemingly randomly) called pigeons and others called doves (much like turtles and terrapins in the USA). Some species are called both including the specific one Seth was referring to.

[@miragegrey4177]

Mourning doves sound like someone having sex.

[@stillhere1425]

We have those doves in our yard and they kind of hoot. Also regularly plow into our sliding glass doors.

[@canadaclaret]

Can't wait to hear Seth and his team react to the timing of Trump's indictment news. Not just too late for the episode they were recording, but on Thursday, so they have to wait for the whole weekend before they can respond.

[@unmeshl.6708]

This always seems to happen to them.

[@johnobrien2373]

New option: Friday episodes? Anyone? Anyone? Conan used to do them, and he realized they brought an amplified energy he didn't see on other weekdays.

[@anro7137]

Makes for one hell of a good week’s worth of shows coming up though, guaranteed!

[@timgorman6530]

@@johnobrien2373 I'm just grateful when these guys actually work FOUR days a week, or three weeks IN A ROW without a "hiatus."

[@claddagh1826]

what confuses me is that jimmy fallon told jokes about the story, and i thought they both taped at the same time. i am pretty sure i have heard both of them refer to a 5:30 pm tape time.

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

Seth I know my comments don't matter because I'm not a jackal just a day ONE SUPER FAN!!! However I still must express my complete adoration for this segment, I've bought you're RIDICULOUSLY overpriced mug in support, which I enjoy my coffee every morning, AND my 3 year old daughter Sophia knows who YOU are as well as who is the jackal typing away on said mug! Never ever cease this amazing creative outlet! I look forward to it every week!❤❤❤❤

[@timgorman6530]

My mug sprang leak this morning! I hope your's holds up, but I'd advise using a saucer under it.

[@mittens4kittens435]

I almost spit out my coffee when Seth said "bust out some tunes on the way to the Gyard!" LOL

[@catoninetales]

The comment detailing how chicken nuggets are made is glorious, I love it. However, I think they did prove that kids would starve in a chicken nugget factory, presuming that they saw how the chicken nuggets were made.

[@shigekax]

You'd be surprised ! Small psychopaths.

[@davidnishikawa2293]

Jamie Oliver tried this. Kids still wanted them: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3zafWh9aq2VfaM

[@tentardigrades968]

Lol that was me and I am truly honored he read it on corrections. I feel so fulfilled. As for the kids, I think the strong would survive. The weak would wimp out and starve because they couldn’t handle the brutal reality of chicken nuggets.

[@michaelyaziji]

The kids are just listening to us argue, not sure if they are going to starve or not. I think that, collectively, we are incredibly selfish--more focused on fighting in front of the kids to prove who's right without even realising the impact we're having on them.

[@maarleyjedermann3174]

Wait, did you not watch Jaime Oliver trying to turn kids off of chicken nuggets by showing them how they are made? Spoiler alert: It did not work, lol.

[@christineherrmann205]

That person who didn't understand that listening to the crew laugh is the best part. 😔😂🙄 Also, the Felting community has clearly joined the Knitting and Crocheting community crusade to bring Seth to his knees.

[@LindaC616]

You know that knitting anf felting go together, right?

[@christineherrmann205]

@@LindaC616 I know one can knit without knowing how to felt, such as myself, and know how to felt and not knit, like Rachel Makesy on KZbin. They don't necessarily go together, no.

[@LindaC616]

@@christineherrmann205 but they do. Lots of people felt their knitted crafts. On purpose

[@christineherrmann205]

@@LindaC616 and some don't... Right? Or are you about to claim that I'm a bad knitter because I don't know how to felt? I feel like you're arguing this just to argue, which is odd and pointless.

[@LindaC616]

@@christineherrmann205 no, idiot, just that they are not separate communities all the time. There is overlap.

[@ernestharrison3563]

"Archim-edes nutz" literally made me put my phone down and applaud

[@elizabethbryson7068]

My week is complete, I've watched the latest Corrections. It is such a treat to watch Seth work. I've done small stand up bits for 50 years, since college, and I wish I could do reactions and stills like he does. Damn, man, you just get better!

[@christopherlocke]

That queen joke was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while!

[@iamlalapalooza]

the flag was what made it

[@michaelyaziji]

Yeah the timing of the flag flash was impeccable. And you could hear Seth giggling as it was flashed. :)

[@TheMorningSad5965]

Seth over here putting the 'fun' in funerals

[@maryrosekent8223]

I heard Amber’s laugh at “He’s just freight.”

[@Hklbrries]

I laugh with Seth because he’s damn funny and also because Seth laughs with Seth. Funny, witty, engaging, charming. 💕

[@fingersfinesilver]

This is getting better than the show. Great jokes!!!

[@sushibois312]

It's meatier because the regular show mainly covers politics this covers a broader area

[@roberti8116]

nothing beats a closer look

[@anro7137]

Can’t have one without the other!

[@derrickstorm6976]

Yea when unscripted jokes are better than the scripted ones, it's time to find new writers

[@anro7137]

Seth found them, they’re called “His Jackals “.

[@BlazinMason]

Been here since ep.1 and am still loving every minute of it. Pure God damn gold! And Seth, your finger nails look much better, do you get a manicure before every corrections so people don't burn you on biting your nails? Love you Seth! From Ketchikan Alaska ❤

[@jackintheville]

I thought that too!

[@johnchiu]

CORRECTION JACKALS STAND UP!!

[@anro7137]

Nope. Too late, flat in bed and too high! But I can type a comment faster than I think I can if that counts?

[@Hakw]

This one is by far my favorite. Hahaha, from start to finish--this was hilarious.

[@christinegarrett7257]

Aren't most shows nominated for an Emmy part of a series, meaning that most individual episodes are part of some story arc? I was happier than I should've been when Seth pulled out the card at the end. A nice call back to the early days of Corrections when he wrote his notes on the back of some covid instruction cards or something like that and then switched to ones with something funny on them.

[@jgray2718]

Doves and pigeons are similar birds. They're members of the family _Columbidae,_ which contains hundreds of species, some of which we refer to as doves and some as pigeons, but the distinction isn't consistent from place to place. Most of the pigeons in New York are descendants of domestic pigeons that became feral for one reason or another.

[@matthewgilson9834]

Long time watcher, relatively new Jackal. Medici is pronounced MED-i-chee, not me-DEE-chee, and they were Italian nobility, not royalty; Italy wasn't a unified country with a royal family until the 1860s. If anything, Shoemaker would possibly be a descendant of French royalty if he had Medici blood, since two different Medici daughters married Henri II and Henri IV of France.

[@TheBlade996]

That last joke had to be Scollins! 😂 Seth and his team are the best, every episode of Corrections deserves an Emmy! 🏆

[@the-chillian]

The thing about a white winged dove is that she sings a song and it sounds like she's singing.

[@ThrashMetallix]

Honestly, people should vote for this episode as the best episode for the Emmy's.

[@kuzzbillington6392]

Such a beautiful day, with indictments and accountability in the air

[@iamlalapalooza]

yes don't we just love the smell of indictments in the morning!

[@valleymuse9508]

We love you, Seth. You've gone bat ... crazy, but we still love you. Don't ever change.

[@catthoagland4997]

You got me with Fleetwood. I love this after show-show and I don't think I'm a jackal but I AM one of your people. 🥰😅

[@anthonystrickland7049]

Same. I was expecting something to do with When Doves Cry, so the reality was all the more satisfying.

[@joshuabaskey6438]

I think it’s because how great corrections is, is why Seth Meyers was a mini crossword answer today!

[@nicoleiohnson7314]

It sure was!!

[@Adwhite1]

I definitely thought in "Edge of Seventeen" the lyrics went "Just like the one wing dove...". I'm 35 years old 😣

[@VirajasKulkarni]

So glad they brought back the easter egg on the back of the cue cards

[@marcopaulo5052]

Corrections is like a real life Larry Sanders show. I love it.

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

Hey now!

[@ruzbeh666]

I knew it, the moment he suggested Pizza was a triangle!!! I feel so gratified. this is the best youtube has to offer right now! Thank you Seth

[@chaosdark4123]

I still think this is the best part of the entire show.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

The Archie meads joke is just absolute perfection. Chef’s kiss

[@madelinemitchell5102]

I LOVE THIS EPISODE ! It should be the Emmy entry … or maybe next year ?

[@petecoogan]

Yes. It should be the nominee for next year

[@Naryoril]

@@rabbit251 Corrections is in another category than Last Week Tonight and the Late Night main show

[@LindaC616]

​@rabbit251 are you listening to what they are saying!? John cannot beat Seth in the shorts category, because John does not produce internet-only material

[@aaroncarpenter5108]

Some hearse drivers do blast music. When they came to pick up my late wife, they asked me what were her favorite songs and bands, and then they played those tunes during her transport. Pretty cool!

[@anotherrainymonday820]

That Mac Tonight is genuinely terrifying

[@laras678]

The use of the gray thread to make eye bags was inspired, though, you have to admit!

[@scarletspidernz]

Seth slowly and surely embracing the KZbin/Tiktok vibe more, never thought I'd hear a "Deez Nuts" from this show 🤣