CORRECTIONS Episode 89: Week of Monday, December 11

[@carmeldebertaut5736]

"One winged dove" and "Stevie next week" call backs. Nicely played.

[@joshw6449]

Or was it Stevie Nicks week?

[@StevieWicks]

@@joshw6449 Someone say Stevie Wicks neek?

[@sonicdeathmnkey]

I'm constantly rewatching past Corrections so I don't miss a call back.

[@leslieg108]

Soooooo good

[@MannAusNapalm]

It was Stevies neck 's weak

[@silverblue73]

I think it’s great that Seth has Late Night as a side gig, it really improves Corrections

[@kurt1066]

They added corrections to give Seth a space where Amber Ruffin doesn't steal the spotlight

[@L_M_V]

I think NBC might disagree with you - I wanna clarify: I DO NOT 😂

[@shantayedincsoy1611]

​@kurt1066 Amber is beautiful, chaotic good.

[@L_M_V]

@@kurt1066Well but didn’t she do it in the first couple of episodes? 😂

[@thesubhumancomedy]

Corrections at NBC 11:00 pm - with, or without Seth Myers. That would make me more than glad. edit: *Meyers

[@stephenleblanc4677]

Your staff didn't get or appreciate the "fewer" panda joke... I laughed outloud.

[@alanb8884]

Best joke this episode!

[@anro7137]

That silence led into Animal Flubs nicely though.

[@mattholdsworth1763]

@@anro7137 I know. It was like a double rainbow.

[@petabread33]

Agreed! And find the dove is coming for a future animal flub...

[@marysmith7765]

I know, absolutely cracked me up.

[@jasmeerlabeer4591]

The Stevie Nicks callback shows just how great this weekly get together is. Well played, Seth. Well played.

[@L_M_V]

Well said, well said.

[@BoinkrNanis]

What's wild is that this is the only late night show that took what thr pandemic gave them and absolutely ran with it. The laid back vibe, you can tell Seth is an amazing boss and everyone loves working there. It feels like family and doesn't feel as Hollywood as they used to. It's especially good that they leaned heavily into audiences on youtube and not the TV. It was so smart to do something like corrections. I've been watching since week 1 and havnt missed one yet despite not seeing some of the weekly shows or all the guest appearances. Colin is his best guest lol

[@L_M_V]

@@BoinkrNanis The harmony between Seth and his co-jackals is Amazone Prime. Prime Amazing.

[@danbsports6760]

Just as I was thinking that there were so few actual corrections in this episode, the ending reminded me why I really watch.

[@JefCollier]

I scanned the comments for this just because I wanted to agree with someone on the internet.

[@MichelleStCyr-rz4jb]

"Ugh. It's not even your eye color... " says my teenage daughter. You're crushing it with the youths 😂

[@L_M_V]

The eyeball ? 😂 At 8:12

[@mattholdsworth1763]

I've heard so many Bane impressions, but I've never once heard an impression of Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Bane impression. That's why Seth is the best, and Impression Camp was worth every dollar.

[@hkay1300]

This is the best comment I’ve read this week

[@jaguarvideos5793]

Fun fact: FDR did a podcast w his cuz Theo, during which they would riff on impressions for hours - and since podcasts in the 1930s didn’t have a comment section, they never knew how bad they were.

[@marjieestivill]

Stevie Nicks week!

[@npzabov]

So, all $4 then.

[@brandonmurphy301]

Fun fact: Impression camp only takes payment in coins, as they are impressions in metal.

[@ShinmaWa1]

Okay.. the fact that the Jackal-in-the-Box was made by Beez McKeever from MST3K is the single most awesome thing I've heard all day. It's nice to see Beez is still making awesome, funny props. Great job, Beez!!

[@billbobagggins99]

wait, Not The Beez McKeever?

[@vforwombat9915]

@TomServo_MST3K it's the latest version of Windows.

[@melodyssong4916]

I have MST3K open in another tab right now! Love that Beez is a Seth fan too

[@juliethilton5604]

It was awesome, but was anyone else expecting to be Mac Tonight?

[@CAP198462]

and now you’re going to Crowwww about it? Give Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Cambot some credit. Mike (or Joel, delete according to your preference) used a lot of special parts to make them.

[@ThatDFortAsh]

This is the most chaotic, yet symbiotic relationship I've seen with a talk show host and his fan base. As much as I despise being a jackal I welcome it.

[@L_M_V]

And we welcome you to a world 🌎 of jackals 🦊 🦊 Stay safe and healthy 😌

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Embrace your inner Jackal!

[@Gen.MichaelFraser]

lol that's really true

[@BowlMakerSteve]

The anger and intensity with which Seth complained about the lack of lightness in the jackal comments this week was exquisite.

[@L_M_V]

Almost as exquisite as the third Rick roll 😂

[@LeVoyagedeManu]

This is definitely the most "insider joke" long running segment that's ever been produced by a major network. It's making me laugh so loud that it's almost upsetting the people in the subway beside me, but I don't think I can properly explain why it's so funny anymore 🤣🤣

[@SugarandSarcasm]

They will just have to live their dull, grey lives devoid of Corrections

[@L_M_V]

If they haven’t found corrections by now it’s too late for them now 😂

[@vanessawhitneypro]

But, we Jackals encourage them to go back and watch them ALL..

[@SugarandSarcasm]

@@vanessawhitneypro then it’s on them if they don’t do it 🤷‍♀️

[@BoinkrNanis]

He mentioned this few weeks ago. "If you wanted to get thr show now, you'd have to start from thr beginning." So glad to be here since week one. We need another day drinking with seth

[@chazsaw]

That Rickroll was amazing, this is easily in my top 84 Corrections.

[@L_M_V]

I agree. I saw it coming 10 miles away though 😂 He was getting into the game with the comments about Rick roll so much 😂 If someone wants to Rick roll themselves again: 8:07

[@clintmash245]

It's kinda like the one winged dove - we all knew it was coming, but still appreciated it.

[@Lillimelight]

This continues to be my favorite thing on the Internet.

[@vforwombat9915]

my favorite thing on the internet is this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@alumpyhorse]

🐾💙

[@jsauce8669]

It would be a fun twist if they started it with Wally to mix things up. Like start it before Seth is ready to shoot it. The drama and jokes between these two get me through the day 😂

[@HardPen-jj5nl]

Well, this and the NOAA NWS forecasts.

[@L_M_V]

Corrections is great. Wait for what’s coming. Great things are coming, I know because I’m working on them 😂

[@NotMyShow720]

The funniest part of Corrections tonight was when my closed caption displayed [Eyeball bouncing] … but only after a comedic and oddly accurate pause.

[@marceytidwell8251]

People who don't watch with the captions on are missing sooooo much! (For all videos, really.)

[@LindaC616]

​@@marceytidwell8251or they live on the east coast, where these drop 12-3am, and have jobs. Can't go thru video, comments, and captions and have a job, too

[@MarkSmith-wj5bp]

I was taken off guard by "Stevie Nicks week" at the end there.😅🤣

[@bluejay5045]

Eye opening...

[@anotherrainymonday820]

BRB Time to rewatch all of Corrections with closed captions on.

[@pippogriffthegreat7003]

Seth hitting us with the retaliatory Rick Roll made my freaking day 😂

[@L_M_V]

He even misrepresented the amount of Rick rolls he had last time. He said “had a Rick roll last week” (listen again 8:12)

[@hannikate]

As someone who shares the December 28th birthday, I absolutely LOVE to hear everyone surprised you with a party. A lot of people assume it's a full week of partying, having your birthday sandwiched between Christmas and New Years, but really it's the opposite. No presents or parties, people are out of town or busy, etc. Truly is the "holiday taint" (using that forever lol). That was super sweet of the crew and I know it meant a lot. Happy early birthday to us, Seth!!!

[@Zimani08]

I have a friend with a 12/28 birthday too. I look forward to telling her I will now refer to her day as the holiday taint

[@j-pdewhirst2021]

27th for me, Xmas and birthday presents pretty much at the same time...

[@L_M_V]

@@j-pdewhirst2021as long as you get both.. r u happy about getting them all at once or would you wish it was more spread out?

[@sls140]

His bit about “we need to get someone else to do these“ had me laughing hard 😂

[@CalamityCannon]

I wonder if the person was trying to comment on a Daily Show clip or something. But that video ended and Corrections was next up before they posted it. I've caught KZbin trying to burn me like that before - if you have a premium subscription and create a playlist, it just rolls right into the next video while you're still composing a comment, and will post to the video playing at the time. But whatever the reason, that is a hilarious comment to post about Corrections 😂

[@WindsorMason]

I agree. To me it definitely sounded like an attempt at commenting on a Daily Show episode instead of Corrections! It's interesting seeing comments replying to deleted messages, or those that were on the wrong page, all over the internet and because they didn't include any context about what they were talking about have become completely indecipherable. You're left staring at the engima wondering what they meant. Haha.​@@CalamityCannon

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

@@CalamityCannon Very interesting explanation. Makes sense, since you'd have to be crazy to post something like that for Corrections!

[@Mrlzman]

Was it Amber that commented that?

[@L_M_V]

He didn’t say „we need to get someone else“ The quote of the commenter was more polite than that „Can we get someone else to do these?“ Speaking of… What about Andy Samberg? Can Seth cast him for one episode? 😂

[@julialeegrif7905]

“Fewer panda” got me. 😂😂😂

[@L_M_V]

9:01 Or 8:12 - your pick 😂

[@jeffnicholas6342]

Seth’s “Find the dove” delivery was Gangster AF!!

[@ollieoliver3356]

As soon as I heard it I printed it on a shirt.

[@jeffnicholas6342]

@@ollieoliver3356 and the one wing dove actually got delivered!!

[@L_M_V]

@@ollieoliver3356you have a t shirt 👚 printer at home?

[@fademusic1980]

the level of callbacks in this episode is insane. just seems like the ramblings of a mad man to someone not caught up but for those invested this is like poetry

[@L_M_V]

“Ramblings of a mad man” should definitely be the title card of one of future corrections. P.S.: Try corrections on full speed (2x) 😂

[@mariacatherine229]

It gave me great joy to have another Animal Flubs. One of the greatest segments ever on youtube.

[@L_M_V]

But let’s not overdo the animal flubs 😅

[@MeloniousThunk]

Best corrections yet. The Animal Flubs featuring Giant Panda telling red-headed stepchild-Fewer-Panda that it was adopted was chef’s kiss

[@Static-ash]

But then he ate it which was even better!

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

As an adoptee, I feel … um … tasted??

[@sigil8386]

Oh, no!

[@L_M_V]

Actually, animal flubs is a segment I can live without. I wanna see Seth’s face the whole time. Seth can you or your team add a tiny Skype style face of yourself during the duration of Animal flubs in the bottom right corner? Or like just a head? Without the backdrop 😂😅 Tiktok style! 😂

[@ColoringKaria]

I tried to tell my big sister she’s adopted. Didn’t work. She looks like my father’s identical twin sister! Like EXACTLY the same as my father. Literally anyone could be my sisters mother. Hard to tell her she’s adopted. 😂🤣😂 so the whole time I was like “I bet dad looks like the red panda!” 😂🤣🐼

[@jaguarvideos5793]

Animal Flubs is the true Rick Roll of Corrections. The koala’s increasing disgust at the other animals = Seth’s alter ego. Animal Flubs will end w a jackal eating the koala.

[@rileyfuckingrifle]

*nod*

[@irgendwieanders2121]

Dingo, not jackal Wrong continent

[@DennisMoore664]

@@irgendwieanders2121 obligatory dingo-ate-my-baby comment.

[@RayneOfSalt]

Not even dingoes would eat a koala.

[@irgendwieanders2121]

@@RayneOfSalt "Not even dingoes would eat a koala." Not even when they have a sore throat? I do know that animals self-medicate...

[@TheUberjammer]

Decimate is, according to the OED, a "skunked term", which means that it has become so thoroughly associated with terms such as "annihilated" and "devastated" that it has become unusable in its historical form and the definition of the term is no longer determined by its historical link to the Latin "decima". It's how they get around the idea that language changes over time, even if there are still recognizable derivations. Once a term has been 'skunked', it is too severely altered by contemporary use to be defined by its historical use. So Seth was, according to the OED (and I apologize for this) right in the first place.

[@ericminch]

So many words like this that I have ceased to steam under my collar. Happened to "awesome". Happened to "literal" (and what are we to say now when we really mean literal?) Looks like "exponential" is headed that way, too.

[@somefreshbread]

It's actually a doved term.

[@LindaC616]

​@@ericminchI refuse to overrule "literal". One of the more annoying millennial habits

[@MariaBareiss]

​@LindaC616 Same. I like to say, "literally, not hyperbolically, literally". It gets the point across.

[@torgnyaanderaa2334]

We have an expression around my part; "en bjørnetjeneste" (literally "a bear-favor") which means "doing someone (usually yourself) an unintended disservice" - but which in 'youth-speak' is slowly coming to mean "doing someone a huge favor". I guess this sort of shift comes about when a term isn't in every day use, so that when someone younger picks it up and then uses it incorrectly, no one in their segment knows to correct it, and it just takes hold with the new meaning. Then of course, it becomes a problem when "generations collide". A: "Can you do me a bear-favor?" B: "Why on Earth would I do that?" A: "Oh, thanks a LOT!!" *storms off* B: ....?

[@williamferguson8543]

A lot of laugh out loud moments in this one! The return of animal flubs, the eye poke, and the one-winged dove! 😂

[@L_M_V]

Or “We switch out the desk every week” in response to “Is your desk full of pencil marks?” - 8:12

[@realityjunky]

The best thing not on television. Don't ever stop. Let Seth just do what he wants. This is lifetime achievement comedy GOLD. And please, please, please stay with casual clothes. Encourage more guests to go casual, too. Seth has found his niche. Perfection!!

[@L_M_V]

Perfection isn’t achieved just yet. We still need to convince NBC to further fund this project and slowly abandon… oh wait… Corrections doesn’t work without A Closer Look. - Oops…

[@tanadarko6991]

Um, it's not on television *pushes up glasses* However I agree this is the best thing on youtube. Since adblock is being dismantled it's literally the ONLY reason I come to this page.

[@astrocoastalprocessor]

Guests have really got to retain the freedom to wear what they like. If Nic Cage showed up in sweatpants... because he was ordered to do so 😒😬

[@knives4cash]

3:35 oh boy my first Jackal moment. Seth, the tenth Legionary was chosen at random. Part of the fear of decimation was knowing that, even if YOU were innocent of the crime, you could still get beaten to death.

[@brothermine2292]

What technique did they use to generate the randomness? Drawing the short straw?

[@pirat66621]

​@@brothermine2292I thought it was pebbles (white and black if I remember)

[@mariavictor4324]

🗡️ arise ye Jackal ..welcome 😂and 🙏

[@mariavictor4324]

Thanks man..now I have a dove infestation 😂

[@danielgehring7437]

@@pirat66621 I thought that's how they voted.

[@cleverusername9369]

I want to give Seth a shout out. I lost my 15 year old dog Rocky last April, and looking forward to Corrections every Friday helped me deal with my overwhelming grief and despair, it's something fun I look forward to. Even just interacting with fellow Jackals made me feel better after a truly devastating loss. I've since rescued a Catahoula Leopard puppy, his name is Fred, and I feel much better now, but I want Seth and Co to know that without Corrections, I wouldn't be in as good of a place as I am now, and I'm very grateful. Seth actually kind of saved someone's life with this silly segment.

[@lb5368]

What a sweet jackal story, thank you for sharing. I'm so happy for you that Fred is in your life, too! 🐾 I lost three elderly dogs and then both of my parents within the last 3 years, and Corrections and the jackals have 100% supported me through it all. 🐾❤️

[@TMercan31]

So sorry about Rocky, losing a beloved pet is a whole other kind of heartbreak isn't it? I'm glad you found Fred and Corrections! Corrections started right when my marriage ended and I was in isolation, alone, during covid and looking forward to it each week saved me too.

[@mickreilly2938]

Quite the animal flub you had yourself All seriousness though I'm sorry for your loss

[@L_M_V]

That’s nice that Corrections is helping you in that way. I wanna point out that I’m currently not doing so well myself - I had a psychotic phase this year. I’ve been to the hospital but I’m out since June. I’m hanging in there and enjoying and successfully distracting myself from misery and diving into corrections and replying to all the nonsense definitely helps with my depression. I hope CORRECTIONS stays alive a bit longer. So don’t make NBC cut you off because you bought to many old Slice cans on eBay, Seth? Ok? 😂 Here’s to a great year of CORRECTIONS 🍸 (which isn’t over yet)

[@alumpyhorse]

@@L_M_V sending strength, jackal strength 💙🐾

[@sarahs7669]

I NEVER WANT ANYONE BUT SETH TO DO CORRECTIONS. Also the portion of Lobby Baby where you roast yourself as your wife is the greatest bit in comedy history. Your marriage inspires me.

[@L_M_V]

I’m still in the process of finding the culprit who said „Can we get someone else“ - they better prepare for the scolding of a lifetime if I ever find them in the haystack of comments 😂

[@L_M_V]

Lobby Baby is great. I wish Netflix would allow us to download shows to a USB drive to watch it anywhere, any time FOR A PRICE. That would also automatically curb illegal downloads Monetise that sh***, Netflix! Tell them, Seth 😂

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Then Netflix would have to pay people for residuals AND individual sales to actors & writers… Remember the strike? Those greedy a**holes don’t like to do anything for artists…

[@Magimasterkarp]

Actually, someone else guest hosting for a week would be funny. Imagine Scollins correcting when Seth wasn´t appreciative enough of his jokes, with Seth audibly upset off camera.

[@nshady16]

Mad props for the Mac Tonight Christmas bauble saying 12:37 when it’s a 12:37 long episode (before end tag).

[@AB-ez1eh]

I noticed that too! Was scrolling forever to find a comment about it

[@L_M_V]

Nice catch - 8:12 Or try 11:48 if the above one doesn’t work for you ☺️

[@graysenboehning802]

Hey Seth! First time Jackal and full time zoologist here - While red pandas and giant pandas aren’t closely related, the giant panda is the most distantly related member of the bear family, and the red panda is the closest non-bear relative to the bear family, so the two species are more closely related than you might expect!

[@dresdnhope]

Yes, it's a misnomer to say two animals aren't related. All animals are related, just some more distantly than others.

[@L_M_V]

There’s a reason some call it a Panda bear

[@brittharrison1850]

Nerd alert 😂

[@L_M_V]

@@brittharrison1850 I know, right

[@EdwoodCA]

@@L_M_V Panda bear. Pizza Pie. Soda pop. Kleenex tissue. Preparation H... Wait. No. That's not right...

[@jackcrassus168]

“The adults are talking” was Seth’s impression of Dana Carvey doing Dennis Miller

[@L_M_V]

Well… impressions camp was worth it 😂

[@codylavallee5247]

The faint “oh my god” when he pulled out the moon 😂

[@michelebrugha1690]

It was beautifully disturbing! 😂

[@YarrBr0]

You mean Mac Tonight?

[@L_M_V]

Mac 🖥 Tonight. Yes I know, wrong Mac. It’s this one 🍔 or 🍟

[@Astra_the_dragon_uwu]

I'm forced to mention that Giant Pandas are one of the very few animals which absolutely cannot digest meat. They are obligate herbivores. You just KILLED that giant panda, Seth. I hope you're proud of yourself.

[@jpblauvelt]

Joke’s on you. The Red Panda are not considered animals and therefore, meat-free 😅

[@scottmacdonald1826]

If you limited a Giant Pandas diet to nothing but Red Pandas, then sure, it would probably kill it from starvation, but an obligate herbivore won't die from eating an occasional Red Panda. It would just pass through their GI tract as undigested matter. Poop. Of course, if a Giant Panda were to eat an entire Red Panda in one sitting, it could cause some intestinal blockage resulting in death, but have you ever tried to eat an entire Red Panda in one sitting? It's just about impossible (maybe a competitive eater could).

[@benzaiten933]

that is some excellent jackal-ing, right there!

[@s.pottedjackal]

It was a cutout red panda fashioned from bamboo fiber, and the giant panda wasn't alive either. So s/he couldn't be killed.

[@elizabethhudson3608]

I hate Giant Pandas. They are dumb, dumb animals and are ONLY alive because of humans. Let Red Pandas DECIMATE THEM!!

[@BenApplegate]

We love you just the way you are. Please never change. Especially do not grow or improve because then we'll have nothing to complain about

[@L_M_V]

I hope Seth will chose this as one of the comments of the week for the next episode 🤞 A perfect “complimentquest” (something between a compliment and a request)

[@kellyloewen3072]

Whenever Im listening to other podcasts and videos and hear their flubs, I get a bittersweet feeling about how not everyone does corrections mixed with gratitude for Seth loving us jackals❤️

[@LateNightwithStudBuyers]

you get a bittersweet feeling about how not everyone does corrections mixed with gratitude for Seth loving us jackals? I've never seen anyone else do corrections and mix it with gratitude for Seth loving us jackals. in fact, I've never seen anyone else do corrections and give so much as a shout out to Seth, let alone who or what he loves. but I do love corrections, no matter what it's mixed with

[@L_M_V]

⁠when you say NOT EVERYONE does corrections are you referring to the other members of Strike Force Five (John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel)

[@SoozannasaurusRex]

The feather bit is so stupid and I loved it

[@L_M_V]

Feather bit: 08:12 Nope? Try here: 0:48

[@DavidhenshawSZU]

After "no matter what you say to me" was done, I knew the Rickroll was coming. Doesn't matter how old you are Rickrolling is forever😂😂😂

[@fsodn]

Yep, me too! 😀

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Same!

[@SugarandSarcasm]

It never lets you down

[@L_M_V]

Well I don’t know about forever, I would suppose in 100 years we can probably *let it go.* * - Our ancestors might not follow our paths😂 * maybe that’ll be the new Rick roll: Let It Go (Frozen)

[@scandelicious764]

I love watching the numbers change as more Jackals see this in their feeds. Love ya to the moon and back, Seth!

[@quentongilliam5803]

Word! We Jackals talk smack but it's Letterman, Conan, and Seth!!! Seth is the best today!

[@SamLanena]

8:07

[@sunshine3914]

*Ferguson, Letterman, Conan, & Seth

[@saar144]

Seth is afraid of crescent moons.

[@L_M_V]

@@SamLanenathanks for letting us know we’re to find Seth’s impression

[@emilyfhogan]

The one wing dove callback was brilliant!! 😂 As someone who thought that was the actual lyric until about a year ago, I really enjoyed. Thank you for the laughs every week!

[@markm3346]

💯With the set up in the begining!🤣🤣

[@L_M_V]

Dove 🕊

[@carterkalchik]

Stevie Nicks has to be on the 100th episode Jacktacular, I really hope this is in the works and Mikey the Shoe doesn’t screw it up

[@L_M_V]

100 episodes will be Amazing. We have come a long way.

[@asianwoof]

Of all the segments of your show, this is the one I cannot skip. Best part of the week is Corrections. 😆

[@L_M_V]

Really? Not banging the head against the walls after tuning into to the news 📰? 😂

[@iMenchi]

I miss when Seth would FaceTime Andy Samberg during Corrections. Please give us some Andy Samberg again.

[@jonmendelson1104]

Only tangentially related, but RIP Captain Holt.

[@Cartier_specialist]

That's probably why most reporters are saying the NYC fraud trial could vicerate his wealth. I'm not even sure he's really wealthy at this point.

[@kitty4685]

I seriously doubt that Andy would want to be further associated with this bit.

[@daintycaked]

i need some of that sweet andy samberg

[@italiahockey]

​@@jonmendelson1104I somehow missed this the other day and found out today. The loss took me off guard for a moment and had to remember the good times watching Brooklyn 99. There's been a few surprise passings this year that have taken me aback. His, Ray Stevenson and Lance Reddick. I will truly miss the entertainment they provided and cherish what amazing work we got from them.

[@lb5368]

I knew the pencil-in-the-eye gag would come back, but I had genuinely forgotten about the dove by the time you opened that last box, well done!! 🐾 Also, I love that Animal Flubs is more unhinged every time we see a new installment🤣

[@L_M_V]

9:03 Animal Flubs: Profanity Edition “You’re adopted, bi***!”

[@Bender1138]

The running gags in CORRECTIONS are the funniest thing on the internet. All the Mac Tonight jokes, Seth's negroni, the Bane impression, and the one-winged dove and "Stevie next week!" I love joining in Seth's little inside jokes.

[@Claire-k7j]

as a film student who works in a studio at school, i feel for seth’s technical director who still has to do their job while everyone else gets to hang out and laugh. shout out to them ❤️❤️🌙🌛🌚🌝🌙🌛🌜

[@L_M_V]

Major shoutout to EVERYONE working on CORRECTIONS. Especially those interns reading and unfolding the comments and skimming through the loads of duplicates.

[@ProudPapaJD]

Classic episode. The fewer joke took me off guard, the Stevie Nicks sent me over the edge.

[@L_M_V]

Fewer was the Panda ANIMAL flub, right?

[@emerson.k]

Words can't explain how badly I needed this tonight.

[@clarewillison9379]

🐾 ❤ 🐾

[@dominikbeitat4450]

Correction: "Words can't explain how" are words that explain how.

[@gemraldkid6304]

@@dominikbeitat4450 Kinda like how saying “I’m speechless” is an ironic statement.

[@alumpyhorse]

💙🐾

[@L_M_V]

Your words just contradicted themselves 😂

[@devilsadvocate3364]

I gotta admit: you really got me in the end with the dove/Stevie combo. Fantastic work and commitment! 👏

[@L_M_V]

Is there a relation between the dove 🕊 And “Stevie Next Week”?

[@maradajevskis5241]

So, I promise I do watch Corrections while I'm awake, but I also like to put it on if I wake up at night and can't get back to sleep. I find it soothing and it almost always helps me fall asleep again (except for animal flubs, which is pretty jarring to hear when you're almost asleep.) So, I put this Corrections on last night and by the end of it I was sleeping soundly as hoped. A little while later... I literally got Rickrolled inside of my dream. Like, a dream Rickroll completely interrupted my dream and woke me up again. You Rickrolled me from inside my own brain. That's next level, Seth.

[@L_M_V]

And of course you didn’t like your own comment - fret not I just gave you a second one. Your nightmarish story deserves it.

[@certifiedboghopper9622]

I always love Corrections, but the jokes were especially on-point today!! great job Seth :)

[@L_M_V]

I was the one who replied to that commenter who said “if you’re gonna Rick roll at least play the whole song” - 8:12 you’re welcome

[@kindabluejazz]

Correction to the Jackal - Seth can't be a Boomer - he was born in '73. Boomers ended in '64. Seth is Gen X.

[@anro7137]

Go Gen Xers!!

[@ruthmarland835]

I’m aware bc I’m a decade older than Seth.

[@johanvajse8410]

correction to this lazy labeling system that has forgotten so many generations: the baby boom was at the end of WWII when all the men came back home so no, it didn't end in 1964

[@melanieostman2730]

Seth, he makes all Gen Xers look like the sexy bitches we are. Party On ! 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸

[@kaydaw24]

Oh my God I'm two years OLDER than Seth Meyers what a fucking day ruiner. I'm also seven and a half times funnier so it kind of levels out

[@randyreese6413]

PANDA CORRECTION - Hey Seth! A group of pandas is called “an embarrassment” like a group of Seths is called “a disappointment”

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Damn, that was dirty 🤣

[@L_M_V]

An embarrassment? I have read online that you are sorta wrong about that. It’s not „scientifically accurate“ (And I quote) _Interestingly, the name embarrassment has no specific origin. Although used to refer to a group of pandas,_ *it is not used frequently in scientific studies.* _Some suggestions provide that the term “embarrassment” started in online forums._ _Most studies and researches about pandas refer to them as a bunch or pack of pandas._

[@randyreese6413]

@@L_M_V It’s a collective noun, not a scientific term, that’s why you’re confused.

[@her_imperius_condessy]

The only person I will abide taking over Corrections is Stefon. For the obvious reasons. Also, Seth, maybe if you spent less on desks, they'd give you the Won't Get Fooled Again scream, or the L&O dun-dun backwards.

[@mariacatherine229]

Happy to report that when I googled "L&O dun-dun" I got my answer immediately.

[@sheriwalker1051]

Where have you gone dear Stefon? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo. Woo. Woo.

[@L_M_V]

Wally would maybe be ok too…

[@her_imperius_condessy]

I would love to see Wally guest host Corrections! I think it would be really cool if they had a series of just Wally, the writers, and the other behind the camera folks do a Correction each. With Seth laughing in the background lol@@L_M_V

[@stephendliddle]

I do like it when Seth talks about his marriage and family relationship. It's good to know they're no strangers to love, they know the rules, and a full commitment is what he's thinking of.

[@L_M_V]

I’m pretty sure Seth can joke so much about it because he’s in a secure, happy relationship and I’m sure - maybe not always that his wife is watching some of his stuff too. :)

[@janethalken8269]

He just wants to tell her how he's feeling, he's got to make her... understand!

[@JasonGrand-mu9te]

Seth, I’m writing from Montreal. I’ve watched every episode and I’m a huge fan. First of all, thank you for granting Canadians the privilege of watching a closer look, m’lord. Just wanted to say that my son, Tennyson, is also born on December 28th! He is turning 8 this year so please wish him a happy birthday! The holidays can be an awkward time to throw a birthday party, so we like to throw him a “half” birthday party in June with all his friends. Oh yeah, my last name is Grand, so my son’s actual name is Ten Grand!

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Happy (early) birthday, but also 😑 with the name pun. At least Tennyson is an actual name, unlike many other pun names I've come across lol

[@L_M_V]

As Seth has said before, this ain’t a show for requests … Good luck anyway 🤞

[@stillhere1425]

Lie! Tis a lie! Liar, liar, pants on fire!

[@L_M_V]

@@stillhere1425 What? 🤨

[@Stonecoldinsummer]

Did you name your son after the Roman word 'Decimate'?

[@tonsofmice2967]

Seth, if your eyeball really pops out, it is still attached to your brain by the optic nerve or whatever & you can put it in a drinking glass & go to a doctor to get it put back in your head.

[@anro7137]

Such things we learn in the comments!

[@melissylum4106]

Just in case.

[@zorenwolfe27]

Gross but cool

[@MalFunction74]

Should I finish my drink first or not

[@irgendwieanders2121]

How long is your optic nerve?

[@JohnOprey]

The call backs this episode were just perfect. Bravo

[@L_M_V]

Call 📞 backs

[@cumincalamity9867]

That moment at 7:20 might be the most hilariously badass I've ever seen Seth. He made Dua Lipa go home.

[@L_M_V]

He also said John Oliver shouldn’t have a show 😂

[@cumincalamity9867]

@@L_M_V Seth is a baaaad man.

[@Milaaq302]

Despite the grim atmosphere that an impending Christmas can bring, I'd like to say, Seth, corrections is one of three things on KZbin that I will immediately put aside time to watch and enjoy :)

[@L_M_V]

Christmas or Chanukah doesn’t matter when corrections is posted. Jackals need to watch it no questions asked. - The first time they see it pop up.

[@dha2464]

Please be sweet to Seth. He always says he loves his audience at the end of the show. How many hosts do that? You are loved Seth. ❤❤

[@L_M_V]

Most of the late night hosts say stuff like that all the time. There’s only one exception to that. It’s John Oliver. He doesn’t pander to the audience at all. - Not like that anyway.

[@BoinkrNanis]

​@L_M_V John is also on HBO. They have basically an unlimited budget as well as majority of creative freedom. Hes the pnly show that has repeatedly laid into HBOs parent company, a few times lol John also doesn't care because the truth isn't a feel good moment. Good honest truths come with a necessary underlying of dread, it's supposed to not feel good. But I do love how John starts with a joke and by the end its a skit. Really sells it.

[@hellpoint7534]

Seth doesn't want sweetness. He wants abuse and unfair criticism. 🤓

[@churchdiscography]

Am I the only one uncomfortable with the love bomb at the end of each show? I mean, that's a big matzah ball to drop on me every night. I'm not sure I'm there yet. I'm not young, but I'd still like to play the late night field a bit more.

[@janealveyharris2433]

You did it again! I’ve been bragging to everyone that you used my comment and they accused me of developing a sad para-social relationship with my favorite late-night news host. Stevie Nick’s Week!! 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ P.s. Happy early birthday!

[@jackcrassus168]

This is a KZbin comment section not your therapist’s inbox

[@rileyfuckingrifle]

​@@jackcrassus168 Dude, calm down. OP is excited, that's all. One can always keep scrolling.

[@rileyfuckingrifle]

Very cool

[@sunshine3914]

@@jackcrassus168or is it jackalcrassus168???

[@irgendwieanders2121]

@@jackcrassus168 So whats the difference? Therapists don't play ads?

[@davemcguckin8651]

As someone watching in Canada, Corrections is a lot more enjoyable now we can see the things that are being corrected in Corrections again.

[@TMercan31]

Agreed 🙂

[@L_M_V]

And maybe for next time you should get yourselves a nice Virtually Private Connection 😂

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

Seth, there is only one person who can do Corrections, and that's you. One day, you'll get an Emmy for it. For now, the great community you have created with this is the best reward. It's pure magic, dove or no dove, one-winged or not. 😄

[@sethhayto5878]

Well yeah, any other person doing corrections would just seem too dickish. Instead of punching up or down it's funniest to punch yourself 🤣

[@TMercan31]

Exactly! The day I tune in and see someone else doing Corrections will be the last one for me so I hope that never happens

[@eunicekalu8965]

Happy Corrections Day Everyone!!!!!!!! Hope you all have an amazing day and an amazing weekend! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@L_M_V]

Thank you 🙏 Right back at you. _Man, browsing the comments and replying to every one of them is hard work_

[@OniMorter]

You know it's an entertaining show when I can see some jokes coming and STILL get entertained. Wonderful work.

[@L_M_V]

I could see a Rick roll from a mile away. Could you? 😂

[@anro7137]

Can’t breathe! What a great core workout! Laughing is simply the best feeling. Clears the head right up!

[@L_M_V]

Corrections is the best pill 💊 for laughter

[@ejsshrink]

Honestly laughed out loud more this Corrections than I have in quite a while.

[@L_M_V]

How’d you like the one about the back and forth with the Rick roll where someone said “Play the whole song”? 6:15

[@ACStuart]

I clapped like a baby watching keys jingle when you did the one-winged dove closer, and now I have to live with that.

[@L_M_V]

Live with the way you clapped? 😂

[@ktznchz]

The thing is with etymology is that language is fluid. So yes, decimate means reduced by ten percent, but because the consequences of that was so terrifying it has become a word meaning something much more dire.

[@Tao_Tology]

The word that people _really_ mean is devastate.

[@Aeronor2001]

@@Tao_Tology To devide a state

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

For the holiday season, jackals who are concerned about punctuation or know people like that might consider the book "Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation." It's a non-fiction book written by Lynne Truss, the former host of BBC Radio 4's Cutting a Dash programme. The title refers to the well-known diet of pandas (call back to Animal Flubs this week), but the misplaced comma changes the meaning completely! When you see the cover of the book, all will be much clearer. In any case, it's a great read; very funny. A particularly relevant gift for members of the jackal community or interested friends and family.

[@L_M_V]

Jackal Readings 😂

[@roarmalf]

The fewer panda has always been my favorite panda

[@L_M_V]

I’m the 10th like and yours is the 44th comment on this video- you’re welcome 😅

[@johnobrien2373]

The failed magic trick that leads to a perfect callback ending is why Seth is right for "Late Night." Letterman and Conan thrived on jokes not landing, or going awry. It was weird when Fallon had the show, because he can't capitalize on a dud the way his predecessors/successor could! 😂

[@L_M_V]

Stevie Nick’s Week 😂

[@astrocoastalprocessor]

Stevie's neck's weak

[@themighty6813]

His Patrick Stewart impression was on point tonight.

[@MinniMintz]

I thought ot was a decent Sean Connery impression, myself!

[@L_M_V]

Somehow I think we’re talking about the Bane impression 😂

[@karlymcmillan5227]

The koala's oh no really felt like "oh no, they're all going to tell us pandas are herbivores"

[@L_M_V]

A quote _Physiologically, giant pandas are carnivores -- they are made to eat meat -- but they prefer a vegetarian diet._

[@Woodat]

@@L_M_Vthey don't prefer it, they were just nagged by their wives into eating better

[@larrkon]

Hilarious episode! Huge fan!! 9:32 Wish you’d quickly put an eyepatch on for the rest of the episode. Pirate impressions, Nick Fury impressions, Snake Plissken, General Chang…it’s a jackal-jackpot!! 😂 Thank you for all the laughs!!

[@L_M_V]

Jackal jackpot 🦊 💰🎰

[@nicholasleemarks]

Previously on Corrections: Not tonight Kenny, two-tree Wally, mug budgets, masochistic graphics department, will Andy answer Seth’s call, impression camps, Emmy politicking, Cicada/Cicada, defenestration, title cards, Kiki Riki (a German/US chicken story), and fewer vs less.

[@melissylum4106]

I forgot 'Two Tree Wally'! 😂😂😂

[@seansmith3058]

Kiki Riki alone was worth an Emmy.

[@sunshine3914]

The Stuart Little saga was definitely Emmy worthy. Musta missed Kiki Riki…

[@Jennifer-jp3ky]

Don't forget Frankenstein/Frankenstein's monster 😂

[@L_M_V]

Is this supposed to be a summary only of the previous episode ?

[@smallgreenmelon]

Corrections is the best stealth launch of a variety comedy show I've ever seen, not gonna lie.

[@L_M_V]

Corrections. Never. Disappoints. Never. Lets. You. Down. 8:12

[@DOPES4MAGA]

I love how this has become Seth vs The Jackals

[@anro7137]

Seth is a Jackal, don’t forget that small detail.

[@sunshine3914]

That’s how this all came about.

[@L_M_V]

I’m the tenth like on this comment. I like when Seth reads comments. Especially mine ;)

[@jessiemiesfeld7950]

That was one of the funniest Corrections ever. Not just for this, but I’m really glad I hadn’t just taken a sip of my coffee before Seth poked his eye out! Also we have the same birthday and your definition of our birthday is so accurate

[@L_M_V]

“The Holiday Taint” - 8:12

[@jobejeffers9177]

Mr. Meyers, you are the best late night host and you have the best late night show!!

[@L_M_V]

He’s got the only true „Late Night“ Show All the others have other names Such as „The Late Show/LSSC“ (Stephen Colbert) „Last Week Tonight/LWT“ „Jimmy Kimmel (Live)“ „The Tonight Show/TTS“ (Jimmy Fallon)

[@davidknightx]

That IS a cool fact that the Jack in the Box was made by the same people as MST3k! Love that show!

[@L_M_V]

Jackal 🦊 in the box 📦 _What’s so hard about this, guys?_

[@unusedaccount6200]

Best part of the week.

[@L_M_V]

This is the BESSST day EVER!

[@miffy126]

Seth, I was cleaning my ears whilst listening to the beginning of Corrections- and I want you to know that I feel seen and you have been heard.

[@L_M_V]

Cleaning your ears 👂 before Corrections? Are you trying to hear the staff better by doing that?

[@keiramorgan5052]

I love corrections! Don’t ever stop!

[@L_M_V]

At some point he will have to. - Let’s hope it’s not too soon.

[@annahsau3861]

This remains one of my favorite moments of the week & I live in constant medium worry that it'll one day go away.

[@L_M_V]

The day will come for every one of us some day …

[@oliviasimonich2386]

I enjoy Seth's self-deprecating humor. People who can't laugh at themselves are too full of themselves..

[@L_M_V]

I’m the 10th like 👍 And you’re the 157th comment 😂

[@melissylum4106]

😂 the Stevie Nicks thing was excellent. Happy friggin birthday, Seth!

[@L_M_V]

Stevie Nicks week Someone interpreted It as „weak“ and wrote „Correction: Stevie nicks strong“

[@johnchiu]

We demand a Christmas Corrections Special!!

[@joshuastanton6731]

I’d watch, Seth hammers home the ridiculousness of critiquing a late night show.

[@rileyfuckingrifle]

CORRECTION: Christmas is my birthday and, dear Gods, would a correction help with that. 😅

[@davesouthword1298]

Yes - then we can argue whether the Christmas Special should be in the episode count, like the Specjackular (or was it Jacktacular) “50th episode”

[@LindaC616]

​@@rileyfuckingriflehappy birthday, jackal! Mine is today!

[@marcopaulo5052]

I think Seth knows you never give in to terrorists’ demands.

[@kylezemeir]

The “fewer” panda joke killed me hahaha I laughed way too long at that - excellent haha

[@L_M_V]

Fewer panda 8:12 Nope? Try this one 8:37

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

This Corrections was truly magical. The disappearing/reappearing dove, the third Rick Roll that someone predicted last week since there were only two last week and you have to obey the Rule of Three, the reappearance of Animal Flubs (poor Koala!) that many have been clamoring for and the list goes on. And the call back to Stevie's neck's weak was the icing on the cake. I hope next week's Corrections is a Christmas Specjackular, as someone here has already said. It could be a combined Christmas/Birthday celebration. Or maybe Seth will celebrate his birthday with a special Corrections on the 28th! It's a Thursday after all. Wouldn't that be great? Happy upcoming birthday Seth. You keep on being you!

[@adamhansard4647]

CORRECTION; Stevie Nicks Week!

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

@@adamhansard4647 Adam, you're right that he said 'Stevie Nicks Week' this time. However, the call back was to when he said 'Stevie's neck's weak'. As one jackal commented in another thread where this issue was discussed, Seth is playing with all of us and getting jackal-on-jackal corrections. 🐾🐾 😂

[@L_M_V]

I hope you are not expecting Seth to be working ON HIS Birthday. Show some respect. It could be produced prior of course… I’m still waiting for a KZbin premiere of a CORRECTIONS episode. Would you consider doing it at least once, Seth? It’s like Live tv then, but on KZbin. We all watch it together (provided you schedule it ahead of time)

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

@@L_M_V Of course Seth could record a birthday Corrections ahead of time and simply post it on YT on the 28th. I wouldn't expect him to go into the studio on his birthday. He could do it from his in-laws' attic, have his kids come in as wasps, have Will Forte do the Sea Captain, even have his parents involved or other family & friends. A birthday celebration Corrections. Naturally, he might have other plans. No worries...

[@josephzuloaga]

yay he read my telemundo correction, much love seth and all the jackals :)

[@LindaC616]

He blew off mine, when I said he shouldn't call Salma H "Spanish"

[@L_M_V]

Congrats. 🎉 Also: Jinx! He also read my jackal conversation. I was the commenter who told that other person “No, it’s not normal to play the whole song for a Rick roll” 😂

[@clintgordon1999]

S. J. Perelman looks down and smiles :) You and your team do excellent work! And don't worry about the eye it'll grow back

[@chezmoi42]

Oh, I'm so old I grew up reading him, Thurber, Benchley, Parker, et al.

[@L_M_V]

The eye will just pop back like in SpongeBob 🧽

[@YearsinSeason]

Oh absolutely! I also have a birthday on December 28th! So it’s easy to remember. Day before Christmas Eve party, Christmas Eve party, Christmas party, day after Christmas party… Day of rest… pre birthday party, birthday party, post birthday party… Day of rest… New Year’s Eve pre party, New Year’s Eve party, New Year’s Day party, post be years day party. Honestly Seth, it explains why we’re so damn good at day drinking! We all saw you drink Dua Lipa under the table! Well played sir!

[@JohnNeal]

I as well!

[@LindaC616]

Happy birthday to you both! Mine is today!

[@L_M_V]

@@LindaC616Happy belated birthday (If I didn’t say it somewhere else yet)

[@LindaC616]

@@L_M_V thank you!

[@MorningAngel]

You had set up the pencil in the eye gag perfectly so I knew something would happen, but the timing genuinely surprised me and had me laughing out loud. So many callbacks and such silliness; it's the perfect Friday treat. Happy Birthday, Seth!

[@L_M_V]

Right after animal flubs: 8:12

[@john3paul]

'the fewer panda' is one of the funniest expressions I've heard in ages. omfg thanks!!

[@sarahmullikin1560]

I'm surprised they had the budget for that awesome display of CGI

[@L_M_V]

Seth didn’t check with NBC - they didn’t approve. Seth will let us know next time that Corrections will be ending with episode 90 😂

[@nannerz1994]

Merry Corrections and a Happy New Year!

[@L_M_V]

All I want for CORRECTIONS is more CORRECTIONS 😂

[@lilypotter9476]

Seth, you are so goofy! Love it. 💖

[@L_M_V]

I prefer to think of him as Pluto. The dog that will always sit there and hope we fall for his puppy eyes and tricks

[@aaronbentley1879]

The freaking holiday taint now that's gold right there nearly choked to death laughing at that!!

[@L_M_V]

HOLIDAY TAINT - 8:12 (SORRY, not even sorry 🙈)

[@melissakerson8062]

Ok, it's been a bit too long to do a callback... but I've been thinking about this for way too long so: I went back and checked my mix tape compiled via holding the tape recorder to the radio. The lyrics are still definitely "just like the wild wind does; sings a song, sounds like she's singing "woooooo, baby, wooooooo, baby, woooooooo"." This makes way more sense, because doves say "coo", not "ooh," and even then it's only MALE doves that do this, as part of the mating dance. Update: I made this comment before watching the entire clip. I stand corrected - it's not too long ago for a callback after all 😂😂😂