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@detectivebaghead55674 жыл бұрын
"then palpatine gets thrown into a pit and dies" Ah well you see the thing is..
@Kalina474 жыл бұрын
...no-one’s ever truly gone.
@AnalyticalMenace4 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro Just....WHY?!?!
@GavinM-bx8np4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@SushiReversed4 жыл бұрын
That shit was retconned faster than the extended universe
@CaJoel4 жыл бұрын
Juan Cortez Muro unrelated to the video or comment but sure whatever?
@SadgeFrawg4 жыл бұрын
actor of jarr jarr nearly committed suicide. didnt deserve the rap
@seanoconnor57304 жыл бұрын
Real shit. And Kelly Marie Tran didn't deserve the bullying she got for TLJ. Even if you despise the character, don't attack the actor/actress.
@EricTheKartoonKing4 жыл бұрын
No shit. When in this video does he badmouth the actor?
@Shanaoh4 жыл бұрын
EricTheKartoonKing I think he’s just pointing it out.
@EricTheKartoonKing4 жыл бұрын
@@Shanaoh Fair
@EricTheKartoonKing4 жыл бұрын
@@seanoconnor5730 And Jake Lloyd. Man Star Wars fans can be assholes...
@CeruleanJadeMine Жыл бұрын
Harrison Ford threatening to make George Lucas say his own lines at gunpoint is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
@JayJaycubbs3 ай бұрын
And yet he became a household name thanks to George
@axllow39142 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbs Yes but not because of George's lines.
@BozmundOs28 күн бұрын
@JayJaycubbs it clearly goes both ways here if the original star wars were stupid eh...
@JayJaycubbs19 күн бұрын
@@BozmundOs can you at least try to learn English before commenting online? Thx
@JayJaycubbs19 күн бұрын
@@axllow3914 nonsequitur at its finest
@owenkerr157 Жыл бұрын
You didn’t talk about the fact that Darth Maul tried to run over Anakin on Tatooine with his speeder. At that point in the movie, Maul had no idea who he was or his significance, he just wanted hit some random kid with his bike.
@XspenceifMC5 ай бұрын
He's evil, that's it
@vedantsharma62065 ай бұрын
makes him relatable
@user-golos3 ай бұрын
Based darth maul
@yuvalgabay10233 ай бұрын
@@vedantsharma6206 every time i see a kid on the road
@WhoyouwishyouwereАй бұрын
I'm guessing he's preoccupied with catching somebody?
@maxperez-stable67964 жыл бұрын
"darth maul and obi wan should have had a rivalry through all 3 movies" clone wars fans: "wwwelllll"
@lucess1694 жыл бұрын
yeah of only this was shown in the movies
@G360LIVE4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if, with Obi-Wan hanging on for dear life after being Force-pushed by Darth Maul to end their fight, Maul walks away because the war around him is lost. Obi-Wan jumps out of the hole and cradles Qui-Gon's lifeless body in his arms. Now, we have a setup for Obi-Wan's rivalry with Maul through the other two films. Maul killed his mentor, and Obi-Wan wasn't strong enough to kill Maul, and Maul will only become more powerful in the Dark Side. Now, we have something to look forward to, and we're rooted in Obi-Wan's desire to want to fight Maul again. Instead, what we got was George inventing a new villain in the second movie then inventing another new villain in the third movie because he wanted to kill the second new villain early in the third movie despite this second villain showing he's so powerful that he can stand up to Yoda. It just doesn't make sense.
@stoked-69964 жыл бұрын
Rebels fans: weeeellllll
@TacticusPrime4 жыл бұрын
Glorified fan fiction.
@randyjax094 жыл бұрын
Max Perez Amen! 🙌
@MTPat4 жыл бұрын
Democratically elected king of space is probably the greatest title anyone has ever achieved
@Spartan3224 жыл бұрын
Second only to democratically elected king of Germany :P
@CoratMcRed4 жыл бұрын
It's the best title that can almost fit on a business card.
@damkylan34 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: So remember to vote Palpatine in the next election that will never happen. Because I said so.
@kx75004 жыл бұрын
Trump may unironically hold that title soon lol
@adno56264 жыл бұрын
I love democracy
@Xilosaur Жыл бұрын
I always like to imagine that Palpatine's big secret is actually that he has no fucking clue what's going on, and the whole series is him just faking it until it works.
@DovaSosa8 ай бұрын
Elite idea🤣
@jilliebean63128 ай бұрын
So im a genius smart than an evil super villain for understanding what was going on in the entirety of the prequels?
@pisslord6668 ай бұрын
Love it. Seems more accurate tbh. Like what are his motivations other than power? He’s such a messy b*tch.
@JayJaycubbs8 ай бұрын
@@pisslord666 why the fuck would he need any other motivations? He gets to be the “KING OF SPAAACE”!
@pisslord6668 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbs yeah, he’s messy.
@Majestic7274 Жыл бұрын
Mfs drag a small child to a planet he's never been to, in a room full of adults he's never met, and have the audacity to say "We sense fear in you"
@JayJaycubbs3 ай бұрын
You say that as if he didn’t want to go to said planet
@jontron10973 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@winter2362 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbsdude was 10
@JayJaycubbs2 ай бұрын
@@winter236and apples grow on trees. I stand by my previous comment
@MCwaverАй бұрын
@@JayJaycubbsgod fucking damnnnnn. I have seen you under almost every comment for 4 months now. Get a fucking life. These movies are BAD movies. Sorry but your childhood didn’t produce good movies. It’s fine if you like Them but having the audacity to say they are good is delusional
@casacara4 жыл бұрын
"Palpatine sends a man, who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends BUGS to kill padme" legit had me rolling
@belugaman67724 жыл бұрын
I want to like this but it’s at 69
@casacara4 жыл бұрын
@@belugaman6772 a thing is not beautiful because it lasts forever, but because we got to experience it at all.
@teamegflex10874 жыл бұрын
Same
@adonizi4 жыл бұрын
If youre a sith lord pretending to be a politician youd want to have a lot of middle men if youre going to assasinate a senator. If i remember correctly he wasnt discovered so the plan makes sense and it worked.
@casacara4 жыл бұрын
@@adonizi The only reason Sideous's plans worked was because everyone else in the universe had the intelligence of a small botfly
@josephikrakowski11374 жыл бұрын
Yoda in the original trilogy: Little creature, I am heh heh heh. Yoda in the prequels: Several war crimes I have committed.
@subject1224 жыл бұрын
Josephi Krakowski LMFAOOOO
@jordanboyd55874 жыл бұрын
Yoda in the Original Trilogy: Wise, mellow and happy Jedi Master Yoda in the Prequel Trilogy: *_crippling depression_*
@-Diop-4 жыл бұрын
Many legal infractions done i have, slow speak i must, appear proffesional i must
@orukarm4 жыл бұрын
Yoda in the sequels: Suck ass, you do, at doing what I instructed. Shoot lightning, I will
@MustafaTurgutDenizer4 жыл бұрын
@Josephi Krakowski I subscribed to you just for your name.
@THATGuy5654 Жыл бұрын
26:57 In an alternate scene, they were going to have the bugs get on a communicator and hire another assassin.
@wellwellwellitywell7595 Жыл бұрын
No, I refuse, they obviously would've hired that assassin beforehand and offscreen.
@soupster5009 Жыл бұрын
Stg I saw the cut scene at a film fest one yesr
@shad9342 Жыл бұрын
Who would hire another assassin, to go kill Padame
@frostyfilmwatcher2148 Жыл бұрын
And that assassin would've sent their r2 unit who would've communicated with a satellite which would have sent a message to another assassin who would've sent jar jar binks sister to go kill padme.
@mmm-mmm Жыл бұрын
well, that would be in line with the opening where two bigger fish eat smaller fish over the course of five minutes, or less. i though i was having a stroke. "what? didn't i JUST see that?"
@Bimbus225 Жыл бұрын
The line “What was it about politics that had George so horny” is one I still think about nearly 3 years later.
@Ambar42 Жыл бұрын
Star Wars was always about politics. The Empire are basically space nazis. And if you tell how a dictatorship is created than you have to talk about politics, even more. So yeah, I never understood that criticism. The integration of politics is only natural and I never found it to be boring as a child. No child did. They just ignore the lines they don't get.
@Ambar42 Жыл бұрын
@@scintilla3957 But they don't think of it as bad... so it's not bad.
@Chris-ks4sw Жыл бұрын
@@Ambar42 The issue is that it's quite a lot of the movies.
@TooSweet353 Жыл бұрын
@@Ambar42 I think the politics was definitely needed but I think I would have shown it in a more engaging action-packed blockbuster way. Also it should complement the story not really be the main causes of the story or dominate most actions of the story. I think if it was more like that, it would be better, I liked the addition of politics but politics could've been handled a lot better.
@pennyomega7421 Жыл бұрын
@@Ambar42 cosmonaut is criticizing the politics in the prequels because it's executed very poorly. He's not mad it's political
@anitabath83153 жыл бұрын
The reason Yoda is so violent during the prequels was because the clone wars is when he picked up his raging ketamine addiction.
@c.h.s10013 жыл бұрын
@C man Man what the fuck is wrong with you?
@c.h.s10013 жыл бұрын
@C man Man no like What does your comment have to do with anything? What do you even mean?
@c.h.s10013 жыл бұрын
@C man Man well calling someone with an opinion a liar, hypocrite, and likes violence is not only stupid but fucking psychotic. This person hadn't done anything and you just came out here with no apparent reason, calling this guy shit. Fuck off man
@c.h.s10013 жыл бұрын
@C man Man the commenter was saying the prequels were good, and I love the prequels what the fuck are you on about like dude we have the same opinions, fuck off. And what the fuck does Anita have to with anything, you autistic fuck!
@elijahrobinson33933 жыл бұрын
@C man Man oh yeah? You probably think Luke drinking green milk is a valid criticism.
@kappaross61244 жыл бұрын
"Is there any significance to the kashyyyk scenes?" They wanted to cut it but Ki adi mundi was insistent about the droid attack on the wookies.
@saricubra28674 жыл бұрын
Maybe George Lucas getting his wish of wookies instead of ewoks in a battle?
@christianweber74354 жыл бұрын
It’s a system we can’t afford to lose
@tk-52684 жыл бұрын
We get cool as fuck battles!
@Yami13004 жыл бұрын
Yes it is,Yoda leves
@diegodelafuente50564 жыл бұрын
@@Yami1300 we don't need to see what Yoda was doing, we only needed to hear him leaving Coruscant, and him surviving Order 66...
@groofay Жыл бұрын
I do kinda respect the audacity of these movies. It was like George wanted to write a Shakespearean tragedy, worked backwards from the Darth Vader concept, and tripped every step of the way. And there is a good story buried somewhere in these movies, there was just nobody to tell George "no."
@Sukaiba69 Жыл бұрын
Which is an interesting comment since apparently George was constantly accepting the cast's questions and observations That's how Windu ended up having a purple saber and Yoda does a saber toss
@dylanmclaughlin991 Жыл бұрын
@@Sukaiba69 those are cool, but they’re just small, inconsequential details in the grand scheme of things. It’s the writing overall that needs work
@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 Жыл бұрын
And it could have been such a Shakespearean like story for Anakin to turn to the dark side. But unfortunately that story is buried under so much bullshit. It’s too dense and too bloated to actually focus on Anakin.
@Sjelton11 ай бұрын
@@Sukaiba69a purple lightsaber and a saber toss does not change the plot, dialogue, and acting
@arch_caff10 ай бұрын
Apparently George had actually been reaching out to other directors like Steven Spielberg, but none of them wanted to work on the films in fear of damaging the franchises' legacy. He was basically left to manage almost all creative elements of the Prequels, and so his weaknesses (dialogue, etc) were far more prevalent than they ever were in the Original Trilogy.
@Raza_T1AO8 ай бұрын
All those people hired to kill Padme and in the end it was a broken heart that killed her.
@jontron10973 ай бұрын
Not exactly apparently Padme dies through a combination of Anakin, choking her into unconsciousness, and Palpatine, apparently taking her life force to give to Anakin on Mustafar now correct me if I’m wrong because I’m not fully integrated into all of the Star Wars lore but after pulling from all sorts of different sources, about this moment, that I have memories of. It seems like the most likely scenario based on what I remember
@ThePFD51815 күн бұрын
@@jontron1097 Except the movie does not convey that at all it's just "she lost the will"
@jaikthesnake62854 жыл бұрын
Anakin: Master Yoda I've had a premonition of a loved one dying and I'm really worried what should I do? Yoda: lmao just stop loving them so much
@zaywyd54634 жыл бұрын
C pretty sure was only like 850 at the time but i agree
@davidhong19344 жыл бұрын
*stop loving them so much, you should LMAO
@VinVonVoom4 жыл бұрын
I mean that's the point of the scene. He gives words of wisdom but gives no solace to a man who thinks he'll lose everything.
@noahvoss73204 жыл бұрын
Yes, Please dont even try explaining it prequel haters are dumb it's sad
@VinVonVoom4 жыл бұрын
@@noahvoss7320 I wouldn't say that, it's not to their fault that they dislike three fantastic films. They just don't like them for one reason or another and that's perfectly fine.
@MajorFletch4 жыл бұрын
"they dont talk about how they FEEL" Anakin: "I dont like sand" You sir are wrong!
@dinocelahmetovic72634 жыл бұрын
This just in are the prequels hidden masterpieces? The truth lies in one weird flirtation uttered by Anakin
@zot93X4 жыл бұрын
YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANAKIN, I LOVED YOU!
@samwallaceart2884 жыл бұрын
Sand doesn’t care about your feelings.
@eypick69874 жыл бұрын
MajorFletch, what a deep and dynamic character! Truly a fantastic protagonist!
@thrillcollectors4 жыл бұрын
MajorFletch “I am haunted by the kiss you should never have given me” Wrong again, sir! (Quietly trying to not cringe)
@SqueakyBe10 ай бұрын
37:46 "You're so, beautiful" "It's only because I'm so in love" "No [HA!], its because I'm so in love with you" .....what?
@isaacheun902816 сағат бұрын
I don't remember the diologue being that bad
@FabricatedPheonix Жыл бұрын
"Please sir can I have some movie" had me dying
@leovincent26922 ай бұрын
Esactly
@BuffaloShirt4 жыл бұрын
I forgot that "I'd much rather dream about Padme" is a real line that really came out of Darth Vader's mouth and nobody can do anything about it.
@alexandernguyen69174 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I can’t imagine him saying that in the original trilogy. Dear lord
@actaeondiomedes42704 жыл бұрын
Conrad Kujur Right? No one in these movies act like real people with emotions. It isn’t that they are Jedi, or that they’re from space, it’s that the dialogue is really bad and the actors weren’t told how to delivery these lines in an believable way. That’s a failure of direction
@harrisonlichtenberg31624 жыл бұрын
My childhood has been eviscerated. And all I could do was watch helplessly.
@saricubra28674 жыл бұрын
And the saddest thing is that i don't have problems with the story but that dialogue... Also, remember awful George Lucas dialogue since A New Hope. You see Obiwan's development through the prequels, and going back to his fight against Vader in A New Hope is very clunky: *"Only a Master of Evil Darth"* .
@saricubra28674 жыл бұрын
Return of The Jedi: *"From a certain point of View"* . I will not say anything about the sequel trilogy because George himself said that there is no episode VII. The sequels aren't canon and simply Disney's greed.
@PurpleLightsaberAlex4 жыл бұрын
When I first watched Attack of the Clones I thought Jango's dart caused ludicrous dehydration.
@JaJatheJetplane3 жыл бұрын
Dude same
@polabear32373 жыл бұрын
I just thought she died an turned into a zombie
@RDR9113 жыл бұрын
“Hmmm... a Kamino... sucky dart.”
@dr.butafer38503 жыл бұрын
Wait i thought thats what actually happened why did her face go all weird
@polabear32373 жыл бұрын
@@dr.butafer3850 that is her actual face but she is a shape shifter so she looked like a human but when she died she turns back to an alien.
@TransformersBoss Жыл бұрын
“I hate X and I get uncomfortable when people disagree with me.” Probably one of the most relatable, human things I’ve ever heard
@johnny.V036 ай бұрын
That isn’t something you should be proud to admit out loud.
@user-gw3bs2in5i4 ай бұрын
Everyone relates to that in some capacity.
@johnrambo57954 ай бұрын
@@johnny.V03 you are really creepy
@johnny.V034 ай бұрын
@@johnrambo5795 It’s creepy to not act butthurt over someone liking a SW film?
@BozmundOs3 ай бұрын
@johnny.V03 he made a bit out of it, like a joke, it's funnY, do you call the cops at every party you go to or something??
@lukar73064 жыл бұрын
George Lucas: The Phantom Menace is more targeted towards kids... Also George Lucas: "The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems" 6 year old me: ah yes big words
@ejn89823 жыл бұрын
To be more specific he says it’s a movie for 12 year olds. Idk about everyone else but but I think most middle schoolers are probably familiar with the trade routes.
@reek40623 жыл бұрын
the taxation of trade routes is a major concern among children
@ejn89823 жыл бұрын
Well it’s not a major concern of the movie either. They briefly talk about it at the start of the opening crawl and palpatine mentions it again on time during the senate meeting. Most of the movie is focused on the invasion of naboo itself not why the political motivations behind it. Even Lucas himself said it wasn’t important when interviewed.
@reek40623 жыл бұрын
@@ejn8982 nobody cares aboot an unimportant invasion. The taxation of trade routes is what matters
@ejn89823 жыл бұрын
True if Disney really wants to capitalize off of Star Wars that’s what they should be making a trilogy about
@MstEli4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Count Dooku straight up told Obi Wan that there was a Sith Lord operating in the senate, and manipulating the jedi? Remember when Obi Wan was basically like "Ok Boomer"?
@VinVonVoom4 жыл бұрын
Probably my favourite scene in Star Wars.
@a.f92344 жыл бұрын
@Sam Lim yeah but still it's not a good excuse for them being idiots I like how they ignore emotions which led to Anakin's fall but there are sometimes these jedi council feel like a moron clan
@yggdrasil34 жыл бұрын
@@a.f9234 It kind of works in hindsight, like the way TLJ portrayed it, but when you have actors performing a script like this it just comes across as stupidity rather than arrogance.
@professorsuge65674 жыл бұрын
Yggdrasil TLJ was even worse
@yggdrasil34 жыл бұрын
@@professorsuge6567 Whether it is or not is a seperate discussion, I just wrote that the exploration of the jedi being flawed worked better in that movie and made me rethink the prequels.
@Me-wx1mt Жыл бұрын
a BIG issue with these movies is that george also wanted to expand mediums, comic books, tv shows, etc. but then they made so many new things it was hard to keep track and then ALL OF IT WAS FAKE I GUESS
@Frazier16 Жыл бұрын
Kinda like another very popular movie series owned by disney
@Me-wx1mt Жыл бұрын
@@Frazier16 marvel?
@onalennamoroeng8778 Жыл бұрын
@@Me-wx1mt No, rarely do they expect you to buy comic books aside from Disney + shows
@Me-wx1mt Жыл бұрын
@@onalennamoroeng8778 ... I'm talking about during the prequels... legends?
@joefission7179 Жыл бұрын
If you’re talking about most of that shit being Legends now I feel like it really doesn’t matter since The Clone Wars is all you really need and is still cannon and shit like the Genndy Tartakovsky animation was already decanonized by that show. Also doesn’t help that there was a live action show on Coruscant that would seemingly explain more stuff and had like 80 episodes planned out but then they just never made it lol. Regardless, it still baffles me that Lucas would make a trilogy that would cryptically allude to shit like “Cypher Diaz” and expected anybody to have a reaction other than annoyance and confusion.
@dminorpictures54033 ай бұрын
To be fair, it makes some sense that Palpatine would have a long chain of people in order to have Padme killed so that he can cover his tracks and seem innocent and have an alibi. However, that still doesn’t mean that Marcus’ explanation of Palpatine’s plan isn’t the funniest fricking thing on the internet.
@zachflag65063 ай бұрын
Imagine if the bugs just placed a tiny jar of ticks to give her Space Lyme Disease
@JayJaycubbs2 ай бұрын
Except Palpatine never wanted Padme dead in this movie, so his point is pretty nonsensical
@conradsong53772 ай бұрын
Wdym 'makes some sense'? You want as many degrees of separation as possible.
@Benjahmin113814 күн бұрын
@@JayJaycubbs right Neut Gunray wanted “her head on [his] desk”. He was behind the assassination attempts, not Palpatine. Palpatine just took advantage of the situation to promote his own agenda, that’s what makes him truly formidable. It’s not that he knows everything that’s going to happen before it happens, it’s that he’s able to innovate and adapt to any situation.
@JayJaycubbs14 күн бұрын
@@Benjahmin1138 it’s a combination of both. Palpatine used the failed assassination attempt as an opportunity to keep Padme away from voting against an army by sending her to Naboo, as well as to foster a relationship between her and Anakin. Which he uses to further his goal in RotS. But he is very strong with the force and he can see visions to an extent. Which he mentions numerous times in the original trilogy, so that helped him too
@nickolascampbell18374 жыл бұрын
“You can’t kill a jedi that’s impossible” Goes on to kill the most jedi out of anyone in the universe
@xxvaltielxx17894 жыл бұрын
* *_laughs in old Sith Empire_* *
@JeanneDGames4 жыл бұрын
@@xxvaltielxx1789 Even in the Old Sith Empire it's not very likely that one single person killed as many Jedi single-handedly as Vader ever did.
@carealoo7444 жыл бұрын
Lol! I hope you're not saying that, like it's a Plot-Hole. It's excellent ironic foreshadowing :)
@xxvaltielxx17894 жыл бұрын
@@JeanneDGames that's why i wrote what i wrote, i was talking about the whole thing xD
@jswitch49494 жыл бұрын
Technically he only killed younglings on screen. He never killed an adult Jedi.
@flores54204 жыл бұрын
Best character arc I: Annoying kid II: Obnoxious teenager III: Psychopath Sith Lord
@basedchimera58594 жыл бұрын
VI: egg
@artofcujo4 жыл бұрын
@@animegamingnerd YES
@mrlakiro55264 жыл бұрын
II.5: *The best one*
@fuzzydunlop79284 жыл бұрын
@@animegamingnerd Yes, but a MaAaAaAaAGICAL school shooter. With a laser sword.
@saricubra28674 жыл бұрын
Kylo Ren: VII. Emo kid. VIII. Still emo kid. IX. Emo kid for the last time.
@antocig40344 ай бұрын
it's kinda funny to go into the recent comments just to see people absolutely losing their minds over random stuff
@echo12345ish4 ай бұрын
Sorting by new is always a trip
@ZephyrBassPiano3 ай бұрын
so true
@Vera_wondergirl2 ай бұрын
You just described all the Internet in one sentence 👍
@obiwankenobi9141 Жыл бұрын
Sequel haters: I don’t like the sequels because they don’t have original ideas! Yeah, Because Star Wars has never been a pastiche of anything.
@whawhawhawhaaaa Жыл бұрын
The prequels aren't even original. They're original by Star Wars standards but that's not saying that much.
@harrambou9468 Жыл бұрын
The sequel trilogy story just sucks, dude. I’m sorry, but with the prequel trilogy you can make sense of (at least) most of it but the sequel trilogy makes no damn sense and it’s so self-important it’s frustrating
@rickygforce4217 Жыл бұрын
@@harrambou9468 "but the sequel trilogy makes no damn sense and it’s so self-important it’s frustrating" bitch you just described the prequels
@ngs2683 Жыл бұрын
Not of itself. Being a pastiche of tropes and other movies is something (Tarantino does it) but redoing your own movie (A New Hope) and calling it a new one (Force Awakens) is ridiculous and a complete waste of time and money. Would you have liked if Empire Strikes back had been a remake of A New Hope?
@obiwankenobi9141 Жыл бұрын
@@ngs2683 I understand your point and I myself didn't love Force Awakens and I did think it was too derivative at times but I forgave it because it needed to reel general Audiences back into Star Wars. Remember that this was the first Star Wars film in 10 years and the last 3 were Despised to no end, so they had to reel the Audience back in with something safe and familiar before they could really start exploring new themes and ideas. Last Jedi was also quite Derivative of ESBs story structure but also tries to explore new ideas and themes as well as subvert the Audiences expectations and even though it didn't do it perfectly and I do think that the ideas could've been polished, it's really trying to do something new. Rise of Skywalker... no that movie's just terrible.
@TheCapefarewell4 жыл бұрын
I DIED DURING HIS “DOOKU HIRES JANGO WHO HIRES...” I CAN’T HAHAHAHA
@jacehackworth64134 жыл бұрын
I never even thought about that until now. So little makes sense in those movies my brain just gets foggy and I don't think about it but I still get confused.
@ryandull68204 жыл бұрын
Angus Roth 26:23 if anyone is looking for it :)
@charmandyorton0064 жыл бұрын
*🅱 U T H E D O E S N ' T W A N N A D O I T H I M S E L F*
@acedagreat254 жыл бұрын
Fr
@Gatherway4 жыл бұрын
PALPATINE SENDS A MAN WHO SENDS A *MAN* WHO SENDS A *SHAPESHIFTER* WHO SENDS A *ROBOT* WHO SENDS *B U G S* *T O G O K I L L P A D M E*
@theycallmerisky6194 жыл бұрын
"Nobody can kill a jedi" - comin from a kid who winds up killing the most jedi ever. Lol hella subtle
@imnotverycreative91374 жыл бұрын
TheycallmeRisky Another one is in the clone wars I believe there’s a scene of anakins Padawan asking him if he would be willing to teach a class of children Jedi I forgot what you call them but Anakin says I would probably kill them
@mrmr-vl6bf4 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@imnotverycreative91374 жыл бұрын
mrmr2910 you seem like the nicest guy in the world
@mrmr-vl6bf4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@imnotverycreative91374 жыл бұрын
Your welcome
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
remember when Star Wars fans ruined a kids life because they hated the phantom menace THAT much? Good times.
@Philip54622 Жыл бұрын
Over a fucking space wizard movie
@rmn070 Жыл бұрын
I feel so freaking horrible for him
@mikedeakin3280 Жыл бұрын
what happened
@Prilliyo Жыл бұрын
They really did ruin the little dude's life I saw a youtube video it's way too far
@dumbsow9420 Жыл бұрын
It's the fault of the people that bullied him. No one forced them to be horrible people. Star Wars didn't ruin it. The people did. Perhaps it did ruin his acting career but that's it
@AandAFan43568 ай бұрын
Luke: "Oh my god Obi-Wan, you had the information that could've saved the galaxy! why didn't you use it?!" Obi-Wan: "I forgor 💀"
@tomgu22856 ай бұрын
What information exactly did he have????
@AandAFan43566 ай бұрын
@@tomgu2285 That the clones were being messed with, you know, with that order 66 being implanted in their brains...
@dracorim6370Ай бұрын
@@tomgu2285 That the clones and the bad guys are connected.
@MikeyFav4 жыл бұрын
“Palpatine getting captured off screen is bad” JJ Abrams: *Well how about Palpatine coming back to life off screen*
@SpeedyDesu4 жыл бұрын
Void it is? Hm maybe even worse than offscreen
@Daniel-gp6sd4 жыл бұрын
Having a whole war between AOTC and ROTS is just as bad
@_Nigguel_4 жыл бұрын
Void what are you talking about
@Aspi3Gam3r4 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-gp6sd Bruh what the fuck are you smoking?! There was a clear time skip between Episode 2 and Episode 3 and the former even ends with the start of the Clone Wars. How in the hell is that "just as bad" as Palpatine comning back to life off screen between Episode 6 and Episode 9?
@lewishamilton18164 жыл бұрын
@@_Nigguel_ the message that palpatine came back was in a fortnite live event
@mikester1124 жыл бұрын
"He didn't even try." I mean do or do not, there is no try.
@vaevictus46374 жыл бұрын
And it's pretty clear that he only fought him to see how strong Palpatine truly was as a sith lord. Once he got a taste, he realized there wasn't much chance.
@daidara14624 жыл бұрын
@@vaevictus4637 so basically yoda went out like a bitch
@mrcrackdonald_14 жыл бұрын
fair enough
@BrickNGames4 жыл бұрын
Even if Yoda won the fight, it wouldn't have changed anything. The Jedi were done for and as Palpatine said, Vader would be more powerful than either of them. That's why it was useless for Yoda to even try, Palpatine already won in the grand scheme of things before the fight even started. It's the Sith way for the apprentice to kill the Master, and I'm sure Palpatine was expecting that. As Anakin said to Padme he could overthrow them. I imagine he went into exile because he would have been easily killed by clone troopers as well as Vader who hunted down the remaining Jedi.
@daidara14624 жыл бұрын
@@BrickNGames there's no way for anakin to have survived being burned on mustafar without sidious' help. that fight was really important
@fedredora Жыл бұрын
The idea of midichlorians is just so goofy to me. You don't need to explain supernatural. In the five night's at freddy's franchise, the creator tried to provide a scientific explanation to why the robots are possessed. Nobody needs that.
@ReAgentMusic_ Жыл бұрын
That's a very good comparison. And just like midichlorians, remnant (the fnaf explanation) removes a lot of interest in the supernatrual. Boiling shit like that down to simple science is boring as hell.
@JayJaycubbs8 ай бұрын
"You don't need science or evolutionary theories to explain how the Earth and life on it was formed. We all know that it was created in 7 days by some invisible deity only 6000 years ago. You don't need to explain supernatural"
@fedredora8 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbs i am talking about STAR WARS lmao
@JayJaycubbs8 ай бұрын
@@fedredora r/whoooooosh
@fiiipgames73897 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbsno, that's not a wooosh, you sounded like you were genuibly comparing the two
@Platinum400 Жыл бұрын
The section about Jar Jar is so true. Even in Red Letter Media’s video on Phantom Menace there’s a really funny scene where he asks people to name personality traits of the main characters and they couldn’t do it for the episode 1 characters. The only one I could actually do that for in the prequels was Jar Jar.
@harrambou9468 Жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, you _can_ do it for Anakin, but not Padmé much 😂 Even the most vicious prequel haters love to ignore how bland she was in Ep. 1
@harrambou9468 Жыл бұрын
Also, Plinkett is not a good reference. The guy makes such a shit argument
@Pwilliams4000 Жыл бұрын
@@harrambou9468 everyone was bland in episode 1 except obi wan he was kinda badass with his fight with maul
@knightmare5097 Жыл бұрын
I mean, I can name a personality trait for nearly all the characters
@Platinum400 Жыл бұрын
@@knightmare5097 So can anyone if they really reach hard enough but "stoic" "boring" or "serious" aren't great especially if most of the characters are like that.
@Brantly984 жыл бұрын
"... and then Anikan throws him down a hole and he dies." Well, yes, but actually, no.
@cmigbear4 жыл бұрын
brant daughtry no one’s ever really gone
@AT7outof104 жыл бұрын
Palpatine saw that coming too, it was all according to his Grand Master Scheme TM
@magmonic4 жыл бұрын
Disney be like a conclusion to a good villain, lets fuck it up
@VtheVictorious4 жыл бұрын
@@cmigbear how can someone never be gone if god doesn't exist? if someone's still here in spirit even though god not real? Oh wait memories and shit nevermind
@thehumanity04 жыл бұрын
@@magmonic That also seems to be their policy on great heroes.
@danielreynolds31604 жыл бұрын
"Democratically-elected King of Space" is probably the most hilarious way to describe Palpatine's origin as Galactic Emperor.
@jose13neo4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Reynolds I mean wouldn’t that actually be a great autocracy. •~•
@jogugaga71214 жыл бұрын
@@jose13neo you can do this. Just tap on the name. Or if it's the original commenter, the you don't have to type their name.
@orukarm4 жыл бұрын
Jogu Gaga what?
@Ataru3204 жыл бұрын
And then he dies...only to somehow secretly manipulate Leia and Han's son to take over some new invading force and train his granddaughter to be powerful enough to be a new vessel...yeah...why?
@lilboogie9812 Жыл бұрын
I wish so badly they used the shape shifter thing to frame someone or something. I love when cool little details are added for literally no reason and they add nothing but confusion to the plot. Great story telling that is
@Kazhaky Жыл бұрын
I have watched attack of the clones so many times in my life and I could not tell you one thing that happens in that movie. I get like brain fog everytime it comes on and just sit there watching it without grasping anything of what im watching
@ryanm666 Жыл бұрын
It does have few redeeming qualities: Jango Fett, kamino, and the end battle on Genosis
@Jamie_skywalker06 Жыл бұрын
@@ryanm666 probably worse than TFM
@Silver77cyn Жыл бұрын
It sounds like your getting high without the drugs.
@qui-gonjin4371 Жыл бұрын
@@Jamie_skywalker06TPM phantom not fantom
@harrambou9468 Жыл бұрын
You use a bong or a pipe?
@chriscueva18664 жыл бұрын
This is the best defense of Jar Jar I've ever heard.
@daviewz93354 жыл бұрын
Chris Cueva I’ve always thought Jar Jar made the first two episodes watchable. Everything was so boring except the fights.
@geordiewalker21024 жыл бұрын
Jar Jar's the key to all this
@Lazypackmule4 жыл бұрын
Darth Jar Jar was the best defense, because that unironically turned people around on his character concept and made people wish he was featured more in the trilogy
@TheDirtysouthfan4 жыл бұрын
That, and the fact that Ahmed Best, the guy who played Jar Jar, was really devastated by the amount of hate against Jar Jar that he almost killed himself. What's worse is that had he done so, some people would've been happy.
@cinematastic18144 жыл бұрын
Chris Cueva it’s the only actual defense of him I’ve ever heard
@StanTheIV4 жыл бұрын
During the filming of Attack of The Clones, Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen, in their scenes together, played a prank on George Lucas by pretending they had never acted before. Lucas loved the prank so much, he ended up using most of the footage in the final cut.
@jackcoupland60354 жыл бұрын
Stan 😂😂😂
@lebronthegoat36704 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone actually thinks this isn’t a joke 😂
@RikuVA4 жыл бұрын
soldier tf2 I wont lie, I was ready to believe it considering the visual evidence we got from the movie haha (not even their faults, its just the direction)
@ilikepigeons61013 жыл бұрын
XDD
@clowncinema3 жыл бұрын
soldier tf2 it makes so much sense that at first I thought it wasn’t a joke
@mathewadams2929 Жыл бұрын
The "Sends X to kill Padme" bit had me dying.
@urmom341509 ай бұрын
i think its so funny how both the final movie of the prequel and sequel trilogy start with a universe altering event that involves palpatine and happens off screen for some reason
@mnschoen Жыл бұрын
Poor Hayden Christiansen. He's not a bad actor, but I feel like these movies wrecked his career and it wasn't his fault. I mean he's not a genius, but he's perfectly serviceable. The script did him dirty.
@jimreily7538 Жыл бұрын
He's a fine actor indeed. Watch Shattered Glass about the journalist who made up stories for a hoity-toityn Washington magazine. Hayden Christensen plays the main role and does so very well. It's a shame movies like Shattered Glass get ignored while trash, junk food movies are celebrated and marketed throughout the world, watched, analysed and discussed in thousands of videos and millions of crappy blog posts masquerading as news articles. If Shattered Glass was as well known as Star Wars, Hayden Christiansen's career would have skyrocketed. Instead, it plummeted.
@TheChozenOneTV8 ай бұрын
Glad he’s getting praise now
@con.bel6663 жыл бұрын
Anikin: *runs down a hallway* John Williams: 🔥
@arkanamaster49613 жыл бұрын
well that was as he was about to enter the scene of windu and palpatine fighting so the music is building you up to prepare was is about to occur.
@ejn89823 жыл бұрын
@@arkanamaster4961 exactly this scene is completely taken out of context by cosmonaut scum to try to misrepresent the movie
@kentuckyfriedchildren53853 жыл бұрын
Anikin?
@moonbounce37973 жыл бұрын
@@ejn8982 the scene was not misconstrued. He was complimenting the music.
@ijanbutbface22763 жыл бұрын
@@ejn8982 he was complimenting the music lmao
@machina1884 жыл бұрын
"I HATE YOU!" is one of the most memed lines in the history of Star Wars but it's also one of the only lines in all 3 movies that has believable emotion behind it.
@neonwallacewells78184 жыл бұрын
I also love Obi-Wans lines in that scene
@machina1884 жыл бұрын
@@neonwallacewells7818 Agreed
@zenv91804 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but at that point it's a useless line considering the fight gets absolutely ridiculous to the point of laughter when they fall from some tower and stand in droids flowing through some lava river or whatever, the I hate you line could've worked in any other way
@FLanklinBadge4 жыл бұрын
I totally disagree, it comes of as comically terrible.
@Jav-tm2po4 жыл бұрын
@@zenv9180 And,swinging on fucking lines.I watched with my brother recently and we got so bored that we were waiting for it to end.
@slenderminion2229 Жыл бұрын
Even as a child I knew that these three films weren't very good. Why? Because I always skipped forwards to the action scenes with the cool fight choreography and amazing music. I only did this with very few movies. Also realizing the entire chain of handing the job to kill Padme to someone/something else had me in stitches.
@ivrydice095410 ай бұрын
That sounds like something any kid would do lol.
@WutTheFink Жыл бұрын
Watching Anakin and Padme flirt makes me wanna peel my skin off
@ethansensbach78274 жыл бұрын
“Gets thrown in a hole and dies” Not so fast, it was all part of his plan
@Sheriff_Bruce_Lee4 жыл бұрын
Sadly, you might actually be right.
@Fulcrum5064 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck you’re so right
@gokbay30574 жыл бұрын
I just realized that nobody that gets thrown into a hole dies in Star Wars. Darth Maul? Came back (Clone Wars + Rebels). Palpatine? Is coming back (Episode 9). Luke (Empire)? Gets saved by the Falcon(Leia, Chewie etc.). Luke, again (Rancor, Episode 6)? Survives. Boba Fett (Sarlacc Pit)? He survived in Legends and might have survived in canon. It is ridiculous.
@HMMadsen4 жыл бұрын
If a character falls into a hole, they're basically 100% still alive.
@danv21384 жыл бұрын
@@gokbay3057 So you're just telling me that Han...
@trickytrilobite Жыл бұрын
The plot of The Phantom Menace was more accurately conveyed to me through Weird Al’s The Saga Begins than the movie itself
@amss6433 Жыл бұрын
In regards to Episode 1 I think Darth Maul was the biggest positive to come out of not just the movie but the prequels as a whole he had an onscreen presence and he had little lines but that added to the mystique and the way he carried himself with this silent powerful presence
@danielmcgarel5105Ай бұрын
Too bad he is of little significance/characterization within the context of the film itself.
@mrnobody5464 жыл бұрын
The part when everyone was lazy to kill padme killed me
@garfield154 жыл бұрын
BUT HE DOESN'T WANNA DO IT HIMSELF!
@somegeekguy4 жыл бұрын
L1tterly a Nobody I’ve never laughed that hard in my entire life
@donaldjgumpofficial57544 жыл бұрын
Palpatine didn't want Padme dead here. He wanted her to feel threatened so she could leave Coruscant and allow him to come into power without opposition as she was against the clone army. So, why would he want someone important like Jango or Dooku to try and assassinate her themselves? They would likely succeed or end up dying which at least increases the likelihood of his plan failing. Also, how would the Changer girl be able to assassinate Padme without the droid or the bugs? She wouldn't be able to just sneak in as the Jedi were guarding her.
@PangolinMontanari4 жыл бұрын
@@donaldjgumpofficial5754 Why would they need to sneak in when there's a huge window made of glass(because Obi-won can jump through it) with the blinds open. Also, what good does it do to make assumptions that the movie doesn't give us? You might as well tell me an invisible dragon made of chocolate is the secret puppetmaster behind Palpatine, because the movie doesn't tell us that either but it's just as plausible.
@PangolinMontanari4 жыл бұрын
@@donaldjgumpofficial5754 Also, I'd like to point out that killing her would *also* negate her as opposition against the clone army. Since apparently they can just put Jarjar there in her absence and he votes in favor of it.
@playittilitshot4 жыл бұрын
Normally this would be a meme, but I’m being 100% honest when I say LEGO Star Wars conveyed the plot of the phantom menace better than the movie did
@jordanboyd55874 жыл бұрын
What you just said is a big-brained fact.
@wesley57294 жыл бұрын
Playittilitshot and it did so with absolutely no dialogue
@bing28794 жыл бұрын
Playittilitshot Huh? The plot was portrayed perfectly fine.
@wesley57294 жыл бұрын
@@bing2879 except for the politics which comprise of at least half of the prequels
@bing28794 жыл бұрын
Wesley yes, but those politics are part of the fucking plot
@Me-wx1mtАй бұрын
A big reason people like the prequels and then turn around and call the sequels even worse, even though they're the same, is because they use well-established characters. While the sequels and prequels both struggle with many of the same elements, the prequels already have an advantage because the audience is watching these like, "Look, that's the guy I know. Look, that's the guy I know. Look, that's the guy I know."
@ControlYourKids6 ай бұрын
You completely dropped the ball on your “Why is Anikan killing Dooku seen as evil?” It was seen as evil because Dooku had his hands cut off and was no longer a threat. Meaning Anikan essentially executed a surrendering prisoner, which is a war crime I believe.
@goldfilm2696 ай бұрын
Jango Fett was disarmed and his jetpack wasn’t working, so he was an unarmed prisoner who was happily decapitated by the Jedi
@JayJaycubbs6 ай бұрын
@@goldfilm269Jango was shooting at Windu constantly. That’s hardly him being “unarmed” lol
@goldfilm2696 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbs Dooku was attacking Anakin and Obi Wan with a lightsaber and the force, up UNTIL he got unarmed. Jango was attacking Windu with a blaster UNTIL he got unarmed. They were both disarmed, then murdered when they didn't need to be. lol
@charliedean1665 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbs yeah thats just completely wrong lol jango got his shit cut of before getting decapitated
@JayJaycubbs5 ай бұрын
@@charliedean166 His blaster yes. His rockets and flamethrower? Absolutely not. Try reading before typing first lmao
@yahg76003 жыл бұрын
“There are heroes on both sides” makes sense because the match has been going on for a bit and both sides have enough battle points.
@crocs43043 жыл бұрын
@Husky Lover What do you mean?
@davidhong19343 жыл бұрын
@@crocs4304 In TF2, there's a map called High Tower. While technically a payload map, the community considers it a team death match where moving the bomb cart is discouraged unless both teams agree to end the match. The result is a bunch of headless chickens running around hosting dance parties, sniper/spy duels, and that one asshole running a gunslinger in an active attempt to ruin the fun. In essence, the Clone Wars are High Tower. Technically, there's an end goal. However, there's a secret arbitrary agreement set by a third party that prevents anyone from actually winning. As a result, the Clone Wars are a series of expensive battles, hostage situations that can't involve any important people, and some red asshole actively trying to wrest away control of the war.
@crocs43043 жыл бұрын
Well the Clone Wars was largely fought on objectives. I don't know if Sidious limiting the construction of devastating new CIS droids is canon anymore. But a lot of the battles make sense on why they happened. Utapau, Geonosis, Kamino, Kashyyyk you name them.
@powerfullpummel64173 жыл бұрын
David Hong dude I’m pretty sure they mean battlefront 2
@KTTstudios3 жыл бұрын
I think the phantom menace is decent attack of the clones is bad and revenge of the sith is the best by a lot
@oskari71214 жыл бұрын
Hot take: John Williams’ musical score in Revenge of the Sith is the best score in any Star Wars movie.
@CosmosWater4 жыл бұрын
But, Empire tho... That movie introduced the Imperial March, let's not forget.
@DolphiN-ll3ip4 жыл бұрын
@@CosmosWater ok but binary sunset in the new hope
@DannyTanimoto4 жыл бұрын
Its not that hot of a take, the soundtrack slaps hard
@oskari71214 жыл бұрын
@@CosmosWater That's why it's a hot take! Imo his score in Revenge of the Sith improves the movie a lot. While Empire is so good even without the iconic Imperial March.
@CaptainCJ974 жыл бұрын
Truth
@PizzaHutAsuka14 күн бұрын
proud prequel AND sequel hater here 🫡
@babalarassrahКүн бұрын
original trilogy , only matter
@bushibayushi10 ай бұрын
I almost died when you described the "chain of people who want to kill Padme" :D Brilliant stuff
@13576bard4 жыл бұрын
The prequels have the most inhuman dialogue: Anakin: "I... I killed them. I killed them all. And not just the men, but the women, and the children too! They're like ANIMALS!! AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!!! I HATE THEM!!!" Padmé, the anti-war activist: "to be angry is to be human." ?????????????
@IndianaJoneFan244 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the part where Anakin straight up admits he loves the idea of a dictatorship completely seriously and Padme, the democracy advocate, just laughs it off
@almondman94734 жыл бұрын
SEE THEY DO SHOW F* EMOTIONS
@odd-eyes63634 жыл бұрын
Lucas wrote some really cringe shit but I actually like this scene, specially how Anakin seems to be seriously furious, sad and like a child throwing a tantrum all at once, which is completely understandable since he was denied of a childhood and is fully experiencing emotion for the first time since he became a Jedi
@bichorock4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Holthis4 жыл бұрын
Odd-Olhos Pendulum Dragão anakin’s line isn’t really the problem, Padme’s response was completely inappropriate and underwhelming. This dude just committed ethnic cleansing and you say “it’s human” as if like it’s just okay? That doesn’t make any sense
@James-xw8li4 жыл бұрын
"Characters coming up with a plan" "Characters coming up with a plan" "CHARACTERS COMING UP WITH A PLAN!" *"CHARACTERS COMING UP WITH A PLAN!!"* *"C H A R A C T E R S C O M I N G U P W I T H A P L A N ! ! !"*
@The-Big-Boss4 жыл бұрын
A godamn plan?
@adonailr96674 жыл бұрын
A */plan/*
@Wubster6494 жыл бұрын
Inappropriate Flirting
@zluurkeaksz4 жыл бұрын
But did you talk that characters coming up with a plan?
@jorgeloza7314 жыл бұрын
I feel like Dutch Van der Linde would love Phantom Menace
@homonym7638 Жыл бұрын
17:58 It took me the entire 10 seconds of this clip to realise it wasn't actually a screenshot and those characters were actually stood absolutely stock still in an entirely static shot. God damn it who does that?!
@ianbailey4213 Жыл бұрын
I can't unsee it.
@JayJaycubbs6 ай бұрын
They’re discussing important information for where they will be heading to after their ship got damaged. Of course they’re not gonna do the Harlem Shake like you would expect 😂
@BlindGardener3 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbsthat's not the point. The point is the combination of static standing people combined with a static shot. The people don't have to dance but the camera work could be better
@JayJaycubbs3 ай бұрын
@@BlindGardener still a really stupid thing to complain about. The cameras not moving around is a nitpick that doesn’t change the film’s quality
@strugz34843 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbsyou do realize film is a VISUAL MEDIUM, right? So, actually yes, the cinematography is incredibly important to make movie engaging to watch.
@thegamecorner2275 Жыл бұрын
I always thought Palpatine's plan in AOTC (and TPM) made sense. In TPM, he orchestrates the blockade to become Chancellor. In AOTC, he does the assassination attempt to 1.) Make the separatists look violent to pressure the military creation and 2.) Get Anakin to be Padme's bodyguard so they can get close and fall in love and get Anakin to turn to the dark side
@kingawesome5219 Жыл бұрын
I’ll have to rewatch AOTC but I thought the assassination attempt to mainly prevent Padme from voting against the army and Anakin being her bodyguard was just a coincidence
@thegamecorner2275 Жыл бұрын
@@kingawesome5219 Of course the "intent" was to prevent her voting against (or more importantly, making the speech against) the army but it was really all part of Palpatine's scheming.
@sirpepeofhousekek6741 Жыл бұрын
What if one of the assassins killed Padme? Jango Fett even says the guy that hired him is getting impatient because Padme isn't dead yet.
@jack_kerins Жыл бұрын
I don’t think the padme thing was originally part of the overall plan
@monghanclan233011 ай бұрын
He literally throws her into a pit of Pokémon and handcuffed to a pole. Is he trying to save her or not?
@Chase1.94 жыл бұрын
“May I have some movie?!” Best quote ever!
@alexandernguyen69174 жыл бұрын
Chase1.9 Gaming “PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MOVIE?!?!?!” Freaking hilarious
@Chase1.94 жыл бұрын
Alexander Nguyen Yep!!!!!!
@jackiem86382 жыл бұрын
The Who's Killing Padme bit starts at 26:26 for everyone who's just here to rewatch the bit.
@VasudevAnandcva2 жыл бұрын
true. that part is absolute comedy gold.
@strikerecho25922 жыл бұрын
I love that bit so much. 😂😂😂
@applepie12722 жыл бұрын
I fckn laughed so hard
@VasudevAnandcva2 жыл бұрын
@@applepie1272 true
@Mp-bu7zx2 жыл бұрын
I watch this vid every fot this part thanks
@rmn070 Жыл бұрын
3:24 “What kills me is when people say these movies are good and these aren’t.” I wanna be someone who can respect any opinion, but god damn, you just spoke my mind!
@pizzaquatroformagi868 Жыл бұрын
he specifically picked bad scene from prequels and the best from sequels, pick Luke drinking blue milk or any Rey scene, or you can also pick Luke kissing Leia in OT, what is that about, it's clear manipulation
@MosheGames Жыл бұрын
@@pizzaquatroformagi868 The only manipulation being done here is your brain rationalizing these awful movies into being good somehow.
@pizzaquatroformagi868 Жыл бұрын
@@MosheGames so prequels are worse than sequels in your opinion, failed copy of OT trilogy with cameos and owerpowered characters that have no character? Enlighten me sir
@nikluckow6741 Жыл бұрын
Literally bro
@creativeself7147 Жыл бұрын
Have you watched the prequels in recent years? Have you ever paid attention to character development, stakes, world-building, choreography, or consistency while watching these movies? If you did, you would clearly see, why the prequels are superior to the sequels in every aspect other than broad visuals. The prequels tell an actual story with a clear throughline and thought put into it while heavily expanding on the OT without ever conflicting with it. The sequels achieve the exact opposite.
@onditanapoles1241 Жыл бұрын
funnily enough one of the first things i noticed on a rewatch is how inconsistent the scoring in the phantom menace is. when it’s there it’s great but it’s definitely absent in some weird spots (the first half of the podracing scene) apparently not even the music can be wholly good lol
@mythos30004 жыл бұрын
It’d be funny if obi wan missed the droid when he jumped out the window
@beans56734 жыл бұрын
Kkid K 😂😂😂
@chinuaalibatya73454 жыл бұрын
He'd be Obi Gone 😉
@TheLiamster4 жыл бұрын
He’d be falling for a long time since he is over 2000 levels above Coruscant’s surface.
@kpitgro30124 жыл бұрын
“I hate falling”
@lbmakescontent3 жыл бұрын
Chinua Alibatya AAYYYYYY
@myceliiumz2 жыл бұрын
excuse me wtf do you mean general grievous was just there for a cool battle? he was clearly there for the sex appeal
@bettercallfrog2 жыл бұрын
Ayo? 🤨
@gareno67132 жыл бұрын
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
@usedtissuepaper42 Жыл бұрын
clearly
@argo8276 Жыл бұрын
😩
@welltechnicali8023 Жыл бұрын
@@gareno6713 welcum
@TransformersBoss Жыл бұрын
George: “please, John, your music in the originals was so good, you’re my only hope” John: “well, I do have this one banger I call ‘Duel of the Fates’” George: “Say no more! Grab that and a couple other new tracks and we can just remix the old music for the rest!”
@isaactrockman4417 Жыл бұрын
My father said that when he watched episode 2 in the theater when it came out, when jar jar showed up in the first scene people got up and walked out
@harrambou9468 Жыл бұрын
Oddly enough in Ep. 2 he actually didn’t do anything but keep everything wholesome 😂 in Ep. 1 he was too fuckin much but in Ep2 he’s not so bad (not even just bc of less screen time)
@Pwilliams4000 Жыл бұрын
@@harrambou9468 I like how jar jar was supposed to be funny but you could never understand what he was saying
@shovelollipopincatassandsell Жыл бұрын
@@Pwilliams4000 and not giving proper subtitles helped that either
@creativeself7147 Жыл бұрын
That isn't true. Don't believe everything people tell you.
@Pwilliams4000 Жыл бұрын
@@creativeself7147 you were there at the movies that day with him huh? 🤣
@LOLDEMOS3 жыл бұрын
I almost died with the “Palpatine sends a man, that sends a man, that...”
@josephpenarrieta96193 жыл бұрын
Soon after TPM Gunray was so pissed with Padme he asked Sidious if he could kill Padme, Sidious pinned that for 10 years later.
@evanlight25503 жыл бұрын
So Gunray asked Palpatine to kill Padme but he sends Dooku who sends a man, who sends a shape shifter, who sends a robot, who sends bug, TO GO KILL PADME!!!
@josephpenarrieta96193 жыл бұрын
@@evanlight2550 The bugs send poison, and the poison sends chemicals TO GO KILL PADME!!!
@adithyadnair66303 жыл бұрын
Me too
@thefilmwatcher13023 жыл бұрын
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDERS YOU SHITLORD?!?
@spencer62074 жыл бұрын
*Yoda in the OT* HMMMM steal Luke's chicken fingers I do *Yoda in the prequels* HHMMMM DO BACKFLIPS AND COMMIT WARCRIMES I DO
@mariobadia45534 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LuigiG1454 жыл бұрын
HMMM ABUSE KETAMINE I WILL RUN THE EMPEROR OVER IN MY 2001 HONDA CIVIC I MUST
@BubblesTheBard4 жыл бұрын
@@LuigiG145 it's okay Allah will forgive you Yoda
@crypt1k7554 жыл бұрын
*Yoda in the sequels* HHMMMM BLOW UP TREES I MUST
@drasconboy63494 жыл бұрын
What's with the War Crime criticism? They're droids
@sunsetvibe1063 Жыл бұрын
4:13-The Phantom Menace 19:08-Attack Of The Clones 32:54-Revenge Of The Sith
@Feesh3229 ай бұрын
A few things that have occurred to me over time about the overarching story of the Prequels: 1) not sure this was intentional, but in context, the Jedi being clueless about the ins and outs of personal relationships and familial emotion is a direct result of their order having become so insular in the pursuit of the 'cosmic' Force. Their highest members literally live on a pedestal and they have no idea what life is like for normal people. 2) I think Palpatine doesn't have clairvoyance, he's just really good at juggling multiple balls at once and adapting on the fly. And unlike the Jedi, he understands people and although he uses them like they're his tools, he understands human nature in a way that the Jedi *never* could. He is a master manipulator and a liar, so even when he tells the truth, it's in pursuit of his own goals. 3) the reason Qui-Gon wasn't on the Jedi Council was because he was an outlier in the order and not rigidly orthodox with his views of the 'living' Force. He understood the importance of familial connection and could converse and connect with ordinary people. It has been stated by John Williams and strongly implied through the music piece 'Duel of the Fates' that if Qui-Gon Jinn had lived to train Anakin, he would have seen to it that Anakin would have returned to his mother sooner and would never have been vulnerable to the Dark Side or Palpatine's influence. There's a lot more that could be said. As clumsily told as they are, the overarching story of the Prequels is definitely better than the films are often given credit for. If the dialogue, directing, acting, and haphazard plotting didn't drag them down, the PT would be as revered by film nerds as much as Star Wars Prequel fans. Edit: can't spell Palpatine's name right lol
@ayaankhan-eh1xy9 ай бұрын
Palestine?
@goldenageofdinosaurs71928 ай бұрын
All those things you mention are aspects that a good writer & director would have been able to get across to the viewer. Rather than this bland film that relies on special effects & John Williams rather than good storytelling & acting.
@Talisguy4 ай бұрын
I really don't think the Ivory Tower Jedi Council interpretation was intentional, because within the context of the story, they're proven completely right. They correctly call that Anakin is a poor candidate for Jedi training and refuse to train him, only caving when Obi-Wan forces the issue by threatening to train Anakin himself if the Order won't. And the one time, as far as they know, that they compromise on their policy of recruiting toddlers to be repressed warrior monks and allow someone who's actually old enough to say "no" into the Order, he snaps and murders everyone. The rest of the Jedi, meanwhile, all presumably recruited as babies, do not snap and murder everyone, and most seem to be reasonably well-adjusted, if bland and uptight. If anything, the story validates their viewpoint. The way the story is framed, the creepy, insular council of inscrutable, emotionless religious zealots are _the voices of reason._ Also, Lucas openly compared the dialogue to background music and was much more interested in directing the CGI than the actors, several of whom have since said that they were given almost zero direction and didn't always know what their character was doing in a scene, what was going on in the story, what their motivations were or even where to _look._
@dutchduk33424 жыл бұрын
Yoda be like “Hee Hee Hoo commit war crime I must”
@harbl994 жыл бұрын
"Maximum atrocity I must inflict."
@raspberrykirberry4 жыл бұрын
MMMmmmmh run over minorities I must
@blakjack63594 жыл бұрын
Run the pedestrians down in my 2001 Honda Civic I must
@cheef8254 жыл бұрын
@@blakjack6359 hit VTEC at 3 am i will
@sentrysapper454 жыл бұрын
Fund my ketamine addiction, it does.
@rohanann49143 жыл бұрын
“Yoda’s number one solution is to kill the bad guys. He never at one point tries to negotiate” Well, The negotiations were short.
@darkthorpocomicknight78913 жыл бұрын
Yes thats the point. Yoda is violating the Jedi code - the Jedi have become corrupt. Its subtext but there if you pay attention
@rohanann49143 жыл бұрын
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 no I didn’t mean that I just said it as a joke.
@spamton52663 жыл бұрын
OOH THE NEGOTIATOR
@alexwescraven27673 жыл бұрын
Anakin: "That was before the aggressive negotiations " Padme: "aggressive negotiations?" Anakin: "negotiations with a lightsaber"
@SkySoFew3 жыл бұрын
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 Stop. That is not subtext. Its bad writing and selling video games.
@Pluto_is_a_planet27310 ай бұрын
I feel that my opinion on these movies became way better after I saw the clone wars show. It doesnt change the problems with these movies but it gives all the context that these movies missed and gives the characters all the development the movies didn't
@fafanir8210 ай бұрын
😅😅😊😮😮😢
@The_AndroidSentByCyberlife6 ай бұрын
Completely agree!! Clone wars made me REALLY enjoy the prequels and I used to dislike them
@ClaraFinn5 ай бұрын
I think that's fair to an extent, but ultimately the movies need to hold up on their own. If you have a movie trilogy, you should be able to understand it just by watching the movies in it. You can't introduce someone to the movies and expect them to watch an entire tv show at the same time to understand it. It's like when people excuse bad film adaptations not explaining important elements of the plot properly because "it's explained in the books". The movie should be able to function on its own. If these films don't make sense without watching the TV show, they failed.
@JayJaycubbs4 ай бұрын
@@ClaraFinnthankfully these movies make perfect sense on their own. It’s just a matter of paying attention instead of ignoring blatant information to make some sort of false narrative that nobody in their right mind would agree with
@IrrelevantPride3 ай бұрын
@JayJaycubbs Found the prequel fan boy, it's okay to like bad movies. I like rots but they're not good movies
@_PFP6 ай бұрын
I remember telling my dad about the prequels and he wasn’t very amused. He also would be annoyed whenever I referred to A New Hope because back when he went to see the movie it was just called “Star Wars”.
@kylecope5286 ай бұрын
Same here. My dad saw the original in theaters as well, and as for myself I honestly just pretend the prequels aren;t from the same universe. IV is always going to be just "Star Wars" to me.
@_PFP6 ай бұрын
@@kylecope528 Yeah, I honestly can’t consider them within the same universe myself, which annoys me so much because it could’ve been so much better. I always liked Clone Wars because it really felt like a deep dive of Anakin to me, truly analyzing the character in a way that makes him actually a good person in the beginning. If they had that same kind of character in these prequels, I would’ve never thought of them as bad as I do now.
@kylecope5286 ай бұрын
Exactly. I am tired though of fans who claim the Clone Wars somehow "redeems" the prequels, as if a failed movie can some how be made better by adding on supplementary material to make up for poor screenwriting decisions. The prequels could have been much better. I see Jude Law as a young Obi-wan aside an actor more resembling Sebastian Shaw (That's one benefit The Clone Wars had--Anakin's model looked more like something that could grow up into the unmasked Vader we see at the end of Jedi.), with enough complexity surrounding Anakin's turn so that it felt like an authentic Greek tragedy rather than a recap of the backstory with a fridged wife added into the mix. I would have liked to see more of Anakin struggling not just with the tenants of the Jedi, but also with the the efficacy of the Old Republic as opposed to a rising dictatorial regime (something we see only once in AOTC).
@_PFP6 ай бұрын
@@kylecope528 I agree
@runestamp4 жыл бұрын
"Jar Jar, while being incredibly hated, sometimes unjustifiably so, is actually essential to phantom menace." *why are you booing him? he's right!*
@rockyreyes85894 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SkuIIKn1ght4 жыл бұрын
Jar Jar is unironically the key to all of this
@yoshimariobros14 жыл бұрын
He’s the funniest character we have ever had.
@nolanc94324 жыл бұрын
Maybe not the funniest, but pretty comedic
@Marvelous_spider-teen4 жыл бұрын
The sad part is that with all the shit that the actor of jar jar got he almost killed himself I believe
@NINE-UP2 жыл бұрын
You forgot how in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, Count Dooku literally EXPLAINS to Obi-Wan who Darth Sidious is and that he created both the armies, which Obi-Wan just doesn’t believe and ignores
@totallyanonymousbish95992 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@vivalleTFT2 жыл бұрын
@@totallyanonymousbish9599 Really easy to cover up plotholes with tens of hours of cartoons 10+ years later.
@brycelinnarz93872 жыл бұрын
@@snake3516 he could have still told the Jedi counsel or launched some kind of investigation just to be sure, in real life if a politician claims he knows that another politician is doing something wrong then the government always launches an investigation even if they think the accusations are false I mean it’s the equivalent of a member of the Taliban claiming to work with joe Biden and nobody doing anything about it
@casperderop76762 жыл бұрын
@@vivalleTFT word. People really forget that they didn’t exist when the prequels came out and how much plot holes got fixed after they got created in the first place
@mateuszmarciniak28282 жыл бұрын
@@brycelinnarz9387 But he did... he tells Windu and Yoda in his last scene of the film
@fettfan919 ай бұрын
Even as a kid in the theater it made no sense to me why Jango didn’t just shwack Padme himself. Not only is the dude is covered in armor and weapons, WHY would he want to split commission with another assassin??
@JayJaycubbs4 ай бұрын
To add more threads to the assassination attempt so that less people would trace it to Dooku
@valterfara50273 ай бұрын
@@JayJaycubbsEnded up making everything worse in the end.
@JayJaycubbs3 ай бұрын
@@valterfara5027 “source: I made it up”
@golfrnbergfuglbjerg3283 Жыл бұрын
What bother me is that why didn't anyone told George that his dialogue for The Prequel trilogy was bad, before shooting, and why can't George not see that his dialogue is garbage
@zerenbp91153 жыл бұрын
25:25 Ima be honest, I didint even realise she was a shape shifter, the first time I watched this movie, I deadass thought thats just what happens when you get hit by one Jangos darts
@thatkidkawaii19653 жыл бұрын
25:25
@Retributivist3 жыл бұрын
OH WOW. I never knew that either. That's crazy lol
@Pikwii3 жыл бұрын
@@thatkidkawaii1965 thanks lol
@infantdragon14843 жыл бұрын
I thought that too until I saw a different shape shifter in the clone wars cartoon
@commandercody6343 жыл бұрын
why the fuck
@coffeeris Жыл бұрын
I think Palpatine, Maul and Grievous would be incredibly interesting if they were exclusively focused on as the main trio of villains because each one slots into a different part of the hierarchy. Grievous is the droid general guy, Maul is some kind of Sith assassin being sent around by Palpatine directly, and Palpatine is the big bad. It would be a lot more satisfying if by the time we get to episode 3, Maul is the one being decapitated by Anakin in front of Palpatine, as we'd actually have some kind of weight attached to the moment by that point from two movies of this character being present. Hell, he could have been the guy to not only kill Qui-Gon, but take Anakin's hand as well. At least that way we'd understand Anakin having some level of internal struggle about whether or not to execute the literally disarmed guy on his knees. Maybe work Maul's subplot about getting robot legs from the clone wars show into the second movie or something so the phantom menace still keeps its whole climax, I dunno
@jamestolbert18565 ай бұрын
I actually love Count Dooku ! He’s meant to show the flaws of the Jedi Order and he’s to show that HE could be the one who started the war, not the Jedi or Palpatine. He’s a political idealist, but a Dark Jedi who almost abandons his morals but believes he’s doing the wrong things for the right reasons. He saw through the corruption of the Jedi and the Senate and wants to remake the Jedi Order by destroying the Republic
@nolsee1176 Жыл бұрын
My biggest problem with the prequels is the damn lightsaber overload. I’m surprised George didn’t edit Tarkin having a lightsaber in A New Hope.
@HitlerGaymes123 Жыл бұрын
I rather Episode IV fighting than any of the prequel ones
@monghanclan233011 ай бұрын
@@HitlerGaymes123-_- imagine if every single duel was like Episode 4… even throughout the clones wars and order 66 imagine Anakin slaying all the Jedi in the temple by standing 10 feet away and poking at them like your holding a fucking breadstick.
@noobhabs588411 ай бұрын
Most smart prequels hater:
@monghanclan233011 ай бұрын
@@noobhabs5884 No.
@noobhabs588411 ай бұрын
@@monghanclan2330 So you claim to be smarter huh? Alright lets see if you can solve this then: What's 1+2???
@MrDane18764 жыл бұрын
Best part of the prequels: John Williams' score.
@brianwalsh13394 жыл бұрын
Dante lies. Okay, that’s true but also the Clone Wars series is the best part of the sequels
@MrDane18764 жыл бұрын
@@brianwalsh1339 I agree, I always lie... I also love clone wars!
@Didojuice4 жыл бұрын
@@MrDane1876 best thing that spawned from the prequels
@Metal00114 жыл бұрын
I've said for years now the best thing to come out of the prequels was "Duel of the Fates"
@goldentheonlydisboi55594 жыл бұрын
Grevious and Maul are pretty cool looking but not actually cool characters
@GrokeytheHunter4 жыл бұрын
Is it bad these movies make more sense in the LEGO games?
@noirerequiemii1014 жыл бұрын
nope, The first time I got throught phantom menace was as a lego star wars game
@nickv.35734 жыл бұрын
Because they are made to be more simple for little kids, or dumbasses like you.
@ZayTech914 жыл бұрын
Andrewoid My guy your profile pic is LEGO.
@darendavison96084 жыл бұрын
@@nickv.3573 these movies suck cry
@nickv.35734 жыл бұрын
@@darendavison9608 what
@iamnotthatguy7166Ай бұрын
honestly as boring and lifeless these movies are I’m glad they helped create something good like the clone wars show and overall expanded the universe in a positive way.
@thezman95228 ай бұрын
26:25-26:57: plus if you really really want to be an arse and consider the Lego Skywalker saga video game's interpretation canon, then the bugs don't want to kill Padme themselves, so then they ask an anvil to go kill Padme but the anvil doesn't want to do it itself, so it asks gravity to go kill Padme. So, in short gravity was the curpit behind Padme’s assassination attempt.
@DarthFennec4 жыл бұрын
"If I could rewrite the prequels, I would just have them set during this movie." Isn't that essentially The Clone Wars? That show was excellent.
@drekiskrek50084 жыл бұрын
Already made a video about how much he loves Clone Wars
@goddepersonno37824 жыл бұрын
I'm doing it This video has motivated me
@Strugen.4 жыл бұрын
A cartoon
@pelayorock4 жыл бұрын
As he says in his video of the Clone Wars: "this show was made by people who loved Star Wars and hated the prequels"
I like how the explanation for Palpatine returning is just " he somehow returned " and nothing else it's really hilarious
@davidhong19343 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Tacitus To be fair, in canon, Anakin spent at least an hour on Mustafar without working lungs. If we're taking the old EU into account, Darth Sion was literally chunks of gristle and bone fragments held together with hate.
@thefakesupes15453 жыл бұрын
@@a.f9234 Yeah as soon as that popped on screen I was like, "well there goes that movie"
@davidhong19343 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Tacitus I didn't say it was "too much". Since Palpatine already managed a few dozen resurrections in the Old EU, this is par for the course. That said, how the Force works has always been ill-defined at best. The first two movies made it seem as if Force users were simply space warrior monks who had some minor telepathy and limited precognition powers, with stronger users capable of telekinesis. The third movie implies that really strong, really evil users could shoot lightning, but that was more or less shown to be extremely rare and notable when it did occur. The Prequel trilogy starts really straining suspension of disbelief. Suddenly, the Force makes people jump good and have stamina on par with Olympic athletes (except when they don't). People can see important future events and can feel the Force guiding them towards that event (except when they don't). The Force can be used to create life (except when it can't).
@lil_darlin3 жыл бұрын
@@a.f9234 No, he also said "the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural" and a resistance member says "secrets only the Sith knew". There you have it, JJ's explaination
@MaxWelton7 ай бұрын
38:50 “Dooku never becomes a real threat” Dooku: *cuts off Ani’s arm and KOs Obi-Wan TWICE*
@geekyradical49856 ай бұрын
But after showing up near the end of AOTC, he's killed right at the beginning of ROTS. Would have been awesome if Christopher Lee had got more screen time. He was so wasted in those movies!
@ryanmeyers76524 ай бұрын
My dad still rants sometimes about how pissed he was that they spoiled Maul’s lightsaber in the trailers
@bandalodyugitube4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the shapeshifter was a shapeshifter in aotc. I honestly thought the dart shot by jango just made her skin dry up and shrink
@SobiTheRobot4 жыл бұрын
They do refer to her as a Changeling... Anakin: "I think _he_ is a _she_ and _she_ is a changeling."
@sybermanpwner4 жыл бұрын
Omg i thought i was the only one!
@lrgamer12244 жыл бұрын
I also thought hat was the case.
@RorinoTheGreat4 жыл бұрын
Haha me too dude
@LukeSparrow2214 жыл бұрын
They did such a horrible job of showing or setting up her being a changeling. It was pointless too.
@stoneblood98643 жыл бұрын
Ewan mcgregor was the saving grace of these movies.
@johngreen89213 жыл бұрын
He dragged this trilogy’s rotting, smelly corpse to the finish line
@matiasnl3 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t even a saving grace, just a single sparkle on a pile of crap
@MrConstantine023 жыл бұрын
I always felt that Ian McDiarmid's scenery-chewing was also a joy to watch whenever he was on screen.
@robertcortez49563 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul: Am I joke to you?
@matiasnl3 жыл бұрын
@@robertcortez4956 bruh he wasn’t even in the movie