Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 3 - The Disney Movies

[@maxhydekyle2425]

I never realized how jarring the Maul reveal must be for someone who's only seen the mainline movies. He got chopped in half like 25 years ago and is now a drug lord.

[@imablisy]

Max Hyde this is me

[@loreaver3882]

So dearth maul is in Star Wars: the Phantom Menace The clone Wars Star Wars: Rebels kenobi 2021

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@loreaver3882 Phantom Menace = Dearth Maul Rebels and Clone Wars = Darth Maul

[@growingwild8411]

Max Hyde He has more lives than a cat. They need to quit faking deaths.

[@nate9962]

My dad doesn’t care about any other Star Wars media aside from the movies, and he actually really liked the reveal

[@teenagegroot5827]

“Who are you?” “Rey.” “Rey who?” “Just Rey.” “No people, then? Rey.... Solo.”

[@tanocastro1739]

So ben and rey kissing would be incest i guess?

[@ronin5996]

@@tanocastro1739 More like a couple as the female usually takes the last name of the male. I know they aren't married, but let's be honest if Ben survived that's the direction they would have most likely gone in

[@eastbrady9156]

Oh, a fellow cereal eater...

[@teenagegroot5827]

Brayziller Lee_2003 yes Eat your cereal

[@santiagotheguitarist6266]

HA GOT HIM

[@MChedderbeef]

That line delivery kills me every time. "The droid...stole a freighter?"

[@robertcortez4956]

I can only imagine his reation underneath the helmet and it makes it that much funnier

[@jamesbeddis1059]

Everyone thinks different things are funny I guess

[@EdgyZiggy]

@@jamesbeddis1059 I mean... it's "exhale out of your nose" funny to me. It's not super funny. Comedy is subjective. Very subjective, in fact

[@RDR911]

@@EdgyZiggy exhale and a small smile, I’d say.

[@LosSantosCity]

I remember seeing that for the first time and bursting out laughing

[@masquerader101]

I dont know why, but seeing Finn ignite that lightsaber always gives me chills. Being neither jedi nor sith, but still taking on that challenge. Dude has heart

[@liltakifuego3993]

its just a button dude, everyone can do it

[@masquerader101]

@@liltakifuego3993 Obviously. Thanks for sharing what you thought was new information though I guess.

[@whatdoesthisthingdo]

Sometimes pushing a button can be a very challenging and arduous experience. And don’t even get me started on switches.

[@thanos3163]

@@liltakifuego3993 smartass

[@SimBol1216]

​@@liltakifuego3993 Do you not understand symbolism or subtext? Who are you, Drax?

[@liamteriele4713]

Now rank all the “I have a bad feeling about this” line.

[@psychogoji]

Liam te Riele we need him to see this

[@savidom]

skem Nope

[@kineticraptor3318]

@@savidom yep.

[@savidom]

kineticraptor How

[@bluebeetle9044]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss

[@cocojumbo412]

Finn and Poe's relationship after the force awakens: two bros sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart because their not gay

[@rars0n]

They have a case of the not-gays.

[@jordanlamb3082]

*they’re

[@JolyBatlove21]

Jordan Lamb don’t be a grammar nazi

[@openingdown3051]

Sorry but I prefer COCO LARGE

[@faithpaige1530]

Nobody wants to see that on the big screen. We love good old baby making hetero love

[@_black_bird]

As a wise man once said "McKlunkey"

[@deivymaybe7554]

Blackbird a strange man

[@svennevs5740]

Raw macklankey

[@motnurky7055]

Yes I BETCHU HAVE

[@kit-3]

When Greedo said "Macklunkey" I felt that

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

@@kit-3 It was the themes that got me.

[@noellec9760]

Cosmonaut being completely done with the SW fanbase is definitely one of the most relatable things ever to me.

[@TCRYTV]

I made the mistake of sorting the comments by new, so I now relate too

[@Me-wx1mt]

fr, i love the original star wars films and clone wars but the fanbase is genuinely one of the worst fanbases of any franchise

[@thefullmetaltitan9732]

I’ve been a die hard Star Wars fan my entire life. And I honestly still am. It becomes 100% more enjoyable if you avoid the online discussion and make up your own mind on things. I still LOVE discussing Star Wars. But I have to be careful to avoid how much hate there is in the fanbase. The sequels REALLY broke the community. You really have to sort through online communities to find people who just love talking about it. I have been disappointed with Disney’s use of the franchise recently. I thought Mando Season 3 was a huge step down to the point of being utterly forgettable and pointless. Kenobi and Boba Fett were also baffling wastes of potential. But on the other side, Andor is AMAZING, Ahsoka was pretty great imo, and Bad Batch has mostly been awesome! So I still adore Star Wars. It’s just that the content that’s being released is WAY more inconsistent because of how much of it there is.

[@killer92173]

I'm the person who will so as far as to say, "The Fanbase is ruining Star Wars." And people wonder why they stopped making movies and focus on TV Shows.

[@LeLastMelon]

@@killer92173It’s not a mystery and thank god they don’t. I don’t want the mouse anywhere near Star Wars, the shows are already doing enough damage as is. If they just stop making Star Wars forever I’d be happy.

[@WiloPolis03]

_"You know, I'm something of a Sith Lord myself."_ *-Palpatine to Kylo Ren*

[@montypigofthedoodleclan8659]

Mark forgot the Clone Wars animated movie, The Star Wars Holiday Special, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure, and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. UPVOTE THIS COMMENT SO COSMONAUT CAN SEE!!

[@achair7958]

Holy shit that's genius

[@ffjreviews9029]

Monty Pig of the Doodle Clan I don’t think he would even bother touching those movies because they are universally despised, and he couldn’t really add anything that nobody has said before.

[@montypigofthedoodleclan8659]

@@ffjreviews9029 I don't care if he doesn't add anything. He's entertaining and fun to listen to and these are still technically Starwars movies so he has to see them now.

[@WiloPolis03]

@@montypigofthedoodleclan8659 Yeah for one, those movies are barely even canon (even if they are, they're not significant to the rest of the universe), and plus, what does that have to do with this comment?

[@jysa1504]

There’s actually 5 fake deaths in the movie. You forgot when palpatine throws Kylo into that pit in the ground and he climbs back up

[@bajablastzeroaddict4671]

also another if you count when Rey sliced off the wing on Kylo's ship and it wrecked and exploded into flames with him inside it

[@zen0x50]

I remember reading the leaked script, where Kylo was just thrown down the hole and never seen again. I legitimately thought that's how his character ended. I was incredibly relieved in the theatre when he actually climbed back up... only for him to die anyway lol.

[@wildcloud420]

@@bajablastzeroaddict4671 ikr how the fuck did he just walk out of that explosion? dont TIE fighters travel at about 400 mph?

[@bajablastzeroaddict4671]

@@wildcloud420 RIGHT??? but the worst part is he didn't even have a speck of dirt or blood on him or even a hair out of place, i-

[@aristonfouch2231]

And.... if you really wanna be an asshole, how about when Rey slices Kylo’s vehicle and sends it crashing and exploding and he walks out without a scratch

[@andresthesquid9122]

Will Smith: That’s hot *points to a Anakin burning on mustafar*

[@Gadjo_King]

AHHHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!

[@edviza1935]

Brayden Helzer UNNNGGHH

[@TheMonocila]

@Toori Baba Dud.. That really fucked up.

[@lostinlucidity]

Carlton: I have the high ground

[@Doabit]

My guy you just made my day😂

[@BlueV205]

Calling Rey a Disney princess is the best description of her ever.

[@clonetrooper2003]

Don’t insult the disney princesses like that lol

[@WrecklessFantasist]

I don’t really understand the hate around Rey, she’s not bad, but not remarkable either

[@knightmare5097]

@@WrecklessFantasist She’s just overpowered, that’s all

[@mnschoen]

@@knightmare5097 She's on par with literally every other Star Wars character. It's a sci-fantasy world. Everyone is special, that's why they're main characters. Also...Anakin is Space Jeebus but REY is overpowered?

[@knightmare5097]

@@mnschoen Buddy, Anakin lost an arm, was born into slavery, lost his mother, his wife, his home, his friends, AND his life as a Jedi. And most of his loss was his fault. He became a powerhungry, genocidal maniac who kills his subordinates every other day. The problem is that Rey lost stuff, but it was never really her fault and she was never affected by it. Anakin had training, Rey didn’t.

[@toslowlypoke]

when they re-release these, they should make darth vader say "maclunky" when he ignites his lightsaber.

[@hrinionuwut8637]

This is like the first comment I've seen on youtube where I can geniuenly say lol

[@j0nke314]

YES

[@andreiefectivuatafac1966]

I really hope that in the special edition for Force Awakens when Kylo tries to kill Han, Han will break his own back to avoid the lightsaber

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@hrinionuwut8637good for you...

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@pookypoo1169cringe

[@rnspurgn3015]

0/10 you didn’t talk about the Star Wars holiday special

[@ilikepigeons6101]

XD

[@JelliThePilot]

Just read this in his voice. "10/10 the best movie if you don't like it then get the fuck off this channel"

[@wisegoongala4305]

That movie should never be named again

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

11/10 Better than all other pieces of media ever created

[@TheMcBeefy]

it was in pt 1

[@GregoryIannicelli1997]

In Rise of Skywalker's defense, I walked out of it still liking Star Wars. I walked out of Cats not sure if I liked visual media anymore. EDIT: Holy shit, I made modern Star Wars fans agree on something without the use of Baby Yoda or the “I’m Han Solo” song.

[@ralphmasucci9005]

Why did you even see cats lol

[@GregoryIannicelli1997]

Luis Garlic TBH, I don't even know anymore lol. I saw it see if it was really that bad, but now I know that there was no justifying it.

[@darkblur101]

Watching Cats felt like watching a dirty movie in public. I felt like I needed a shower after it was done.

[@everettboard745]

Lmao

[@icebergthegamer]

This is amazing 😂

[@boiledelephant]

The ending of Episode 9 was a real "wtf" moment, even in my giddy first cinema viewing where my rational brain was turned off and I was just inhaling popcorn, I still went "wait, what?" I was so sure they were heading for a "light and dark reach an armistice" type thing with Rey and Ben, and then they both died and came back to life and kissed for no reason and one died again for no reason. It was the most confused, written-by-committee moment ever. I still don't understand anything about that scene.

[@KuroAceVT]

blame the community. Rise of Skywalker had a LOT to do with the community

[@Max-lw3ul]

I decided not to watch it in the theater right after i knew palpatine was back. I knew it would be the most frustrating movie ever

[@KuroAceVT]

@@Max-lw3ul sadly it wasn’t. At least… for me it wasn’t

[@Max-lw3ul]

@@KuroAceVT i love star wars and i was so excited when force awakens was announced but after the last jedi and the complete disney bullshit chaotic without a point story i decided no to go watch it and i dont regret but i feel sad cause i love this franchise. They should be ashamed if they are really passionate fan, cause they made a lot of people disappointed and hopeless about something that inspired so many of us!

[@KuroAceVT]

@@Max-lw3ul i personally love Force Awakens even to this day. It’s my personal favorite Star Wars movie to watch and maybe that’s because it’s the one I enjoy the most. Flaws and all

[@mangotango8115]

There are 11 Star Wars movies, and only 2 are universally considered good. It feels so weird to be a Star Wars fan.

[@Legend-vm9uv]

Return Of The Jedi is the third best

[@Jeff_Green]

I like all 11 movies, The Clone Wars, Rebels, and honestly even resistance is cool too. OGs are all perfect. The phantom menace is really cool because I love the characters and seeing Anakin as a boy. Attack of the clones is just a fun movie. ROTS is the best movie in the Star Wars universe just because it’s so epic. I like the sequels because the characters are good and they have a lot of cool action. And Kylo Ren is cool.

[@carealoo744]

Not to mention, those 2 are the First 2

[@colindragan9352]

@@Jeff_Green Enlightened being

[@TheShapeshifter]

Really just shows how overrated the whole movie franchise is. Star Wars seems to do a better job with it's shows.

[@moo8474]

"Star Wars fans are not that picky" Are you sure about that

[@Facultarse]

Exactly. The worst Star Wars haters are actually their fans

[@LordVader1094]

@@Facultarse Not really. Star Wars fans like stuff like the Mandalorian, where the acting isn't shit but it also pays respect to the original material.

[@ilikepigeons6101]

LordVader1094 they loved it because it's about mandolorians xD

[@LordVader1094]

@@ilikepigeons6101 Which proves my point, because it has Mandalorians and is ALSO paying respect to the lore for the Mandos, rather than shitting on it.

[@2ndairborneguy790]

Honestly, I think fans aren't that picky. They're just pissed at Disney. No fanbase is all that great.

[@captencollin8753]

I feel like Captain Phasma was just a wasted character design.

[@bella-tt9hk]

honestly, i wished she lived after TLJ but she was also wasted in TFA. in retrospect it’s kinda funny to me that there was so much build up for this character who just gets yeeted into the trash compactor. i do wish she was carried over into TROS bc she seemed kinda cool.

[@jungoo3486]

She got the Boba Fett treatment. You can say he is a better character because he's been there since ESB, has a lot of material outside the movies and looks cool , was made to sell toys. But it's exactly similar to phasma lol.

[@jungoo3486]

@@bella-tt9hk boba got eaten by vagina monster 😂

[@trishahernz7809]

So was Bobba Fett. In ROTJ and the prequels.

[@TheLegoJungle]

I think they knew exactly what they wanted with the design. It’s just a chrome colored stormtrooper. I don’t think she was supposed to be iconic and memorable in the first place.

[@kidchiko9435]

I never saw any promotional stuff for Rouge One and I can confirm that seeing Darth at the end was pretty cool

[@thomashottersall5204]

Red one my favourite film

[@HeyMrWheeler]

Same here, i got caught completely off guard and i lost my shit at that epic scene

[@ThejollyFrenchman]

Forest Whittaker's death is even more annoying because his character is shown to have a limp as well as problems breathing. Instead of saying "I'm done running" (one of the most fucking cliche lines I can think of, and it means nothing because we've never seen him run from danger), have him say "I won't make it to the ship, I'll just slow you down. If you want to help me, avenge me." That would have made sense, and it would have given what's-her-face motivation to fight the Empire.

[@Awes0m3n3s5]

yup

[@sub-zero5433]

yeah guess they decided they were done with him

[@wolfpackproductions7270]

I would’ve actually liked that

[@raiden3700]

What's her face lmaoo

[@alessandragonzales8190]

"I'm done running. Like literally, I physically cannot run and it's a serious problem."

[@mcmann2243]

The funniest part about the rise of sky walker is that palpatine was basically revived in a Fortnite event

[@rebeccacummings6697]

he was revived before that...

[@sourswift]

Disney gotta make that cashhhhhh

[@randomperson093]

I love how this is more bullshit than the movie itself

[@ksnjdiss7566]

Ohhh damn i remember that fckn event lmao

[@icarue993]

@@sourswift I think Disney payed Epic for it

[@badclips68]

Cosmonaut: " I am so glad I don't have to do anymore star wars reviews." *The Mandalorian* (Edit: this aged well 😅)

[@cianthulu4204]

*Cosmore?*

[@punkfunkyeahstudios1718]

The Man!! Nice picture

[@nikosaurus4238]

Clone wars season 7??

[@ethann.3050]

But that’s like good tho

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

That's a show. Cosmonaut is talking about not reviewing anymore MOVIES... I think.

[@LittleBearMysticNun]

God you’re so right. That SHOULD have been Poe & Finn on the Cantobite quest. The two play off each other so well, and have great chemistry. Damn.

[@ericgropuis]

And then they kiss

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

Okay but then they might have been GAY, so we can’t do that!

[@manz7860]

​@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_why would it be gay? It was clearly established that finn felt a connection to rey. Seems like rian johnson just wanted to have a woman take the force sensitive male protagonist down a few pegs.

[@soarinskies1105]

@@ericgropuisI mean who said they had to kiss? Two guys can’t just be friends? Seems pretty sexist and homophobic towards men if you ask me.

[@ericgropuis]

@@soarinskies1105 bro it’s a joke

[@PusPenguino]

“So people didn’t like Roses character” “Yep” “Should we try to fix her” “Nope just get her to go do her science project”

[@bella-tt9hk]

i do understand why people didn’t like Rose (i did). however they could have “improved” her.

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

It's the same exact Jar Jar situation, but this time we have a real person playing the role. There's no saving it, just erase the character and move on.

[@o...o4144]

They basically told the haters of Kallie Marie Tren: "Guys... you were right"

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

@@o...o4144 That's a lie and you people know it. Nobody knows who the actress is and the bully against her in social media makes no sense. The character of Rose sucks, just like Jar Jar, that's why she was removed from the plot. Difference is, because of this pathetic SJW mentality, you people assume she was removed because of her ethnicity, not because the character sucks.

[@o...o4144]

@@RRRRRRRRR33 her character sucks, but they had the chance to make her better. And simply chose the lazy way. Ignoring her. That's my point

[@ericjamieson]

"Best street racer in all Corellia. Till he crashed, and died... doing this." Really is an all-time perfect Han Solo line.

[@oasisconstructions]

There are actually 5 fake deaths. Kylo is back from death again when he gets out of the pit.

[@crpalstuck2966]

oh god I forgot about that

[@MysticalJake]

@@crpalstuck2966 omg same😂

[@garrythegamegarry]

I count 7 fake deaths. Chewbacca in the transport, C-3PO's memory wipe, Kylo Ren on Endor's moon, Rey getting her essence drained by the Emperor, Ben getting his essence drained by the Emperor, Ben flung in the pit, Rey immediately following her killing the Emperor and his entire cult. Couldn't the fakeouts of the civilian fleet by the Emperor, and the plummet of Finn and the other First Order defector (sorry, can't remember her name) on the command ship count? [Added hours later] Wait, make it 8 fake deaths. The planet that Poe's love interest is on gets blown up after she gave the First Order captain's hall pass coin, her only ticket off the planet, to Poe.

[@MysticalJake]

@@garrythegamegarry oh yeah..... theres probably more😂

[@Jammi01]

Babu Frik

[@vibette970]

I love Cosmonaut’s editing so much!! It just makes me smile and laugh and have a good time watching. I get kinda distracted with really wild editing, but this isn’t boring or stagnant either

[@worldofcardboard3203]

This video made me flip back and forth from being like 'you're goddamn right' and 'you wrong fuck' and I think that's what being a star wars fan is all about.

[@ryanbell859]

i thought i was the only one who felt this way i kept getting so mad and then i would end up thinking god i wish more people would think of it this way

[@johngreen8921]

It seems you’ve mastered the force

[@redjaygaming9757]

@Ken Norcott well how can you respect someones opinion if they think rey is a good character?

[@bobbyshewan4229]

@@redjaygaming9757 he has good reasons for liking her. Someone can enjoy a character and not have all of their opinions be invalid

[@robdalessandro9128]

Same

[@turrent7468]

"Ow" - Kylo Ren's last line in Rise of Skywalker

[@nickthai3897]

Oh shit you are right. I never thought of that

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Him and Adam Taurus have a lot in common

[@Muzzle1300]

Lemme explain how that one line is so symbolic with so much depth and foreshadowing of what’s going to happen in the next minute!

[@siv1282]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Too real

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@Muzzle1300 Who are you mocking here?

[@rivernm105]

When you see Marcus is about to start the rise of sky walker but there’s twenty minutes left *this is where the fun begins*

[@lordcrow7721]

lol i was so pumped

[@lewis213b7]

River nm “I’ve been looking forward to this”

[@ObiJohnKenobi67]

I was so disappointed when the New Republic was just destroyed and instantly forgotten about in the film. Not only is it stupid (how the hell did the First Order build the base and capture all of the Galaxy?) but it kind of ruined the chance to do something new. Like imagine a conventional war between the First Order and New Republic, with the Force Awakens plot being about the Resistance trying find evidence that they are building a super weapon so they can convince the Senate to declare war. But no, we just got Empire vs Rebels 2.0

[@Philip54622]

I would've loved to more see a new enemy or something new not like another planet destroyer, just some new faction there could be like some imperial remnants but not a way stronger empire

[@orlandofurioso7329]

Also, why the hell is it called a "Resistance" when the republic is on their side, shouldn't the first order be called that?

[@BewareofTarps]

And now we have shows like the Mandalorian desperately trying to make it work by turning the New Republic into a deeply incompetent "rule by committee" failed state, because that's the only way any of the sequel movies make any sense whatsoever. Honestly, I wish they would just steer away from the films entirely with the spinoffs, but I guess Disney wants their films to actually matter.

[@Poagoo]

The Last Jedi should’ve had a buddy cop movie with Poe and Finn instead of the Poe and Rose section

[@thatsabingo6695]

That actually could have been really good

[@raymoney6503]

Yeah they’re interesting together

[@celeryking3483]

And at the end they kiss. Those two clearly had more chemistry than any of the characters

[@legitwizard1704]

@@celeryking3483 why tf does everyone try to make them gay? Why does there need to be any romance at all?

[@gokucrazy22]

Imo if they did that, the last jedi would be a fantastic film

[@ThatNoobartist]

“Solo is the Iron Man 3 of Star Wars” That is the most accurate thing I have ever heard in my life

[@Ethan-nl2wg]

That_ Noobartist but iron man 3 is actually good

[@joebanana8006]

@Spencer Bringhurst Yes Solo is actually very good

[@ThatNoobartist]

Ethan there’s also people who don’t like Iron Man 3 so

[@RomeoDeJuliette]

I would agree if I could see something on the screen

[@Ethan-nl2wg]

That_ Noobartist nah I’m just joking though I personally don’t like solo but I know plenty of people who do sorry if I came off a rude

[@IngvarMar]

Return of the Jedi: “It’s bad 6/10” Rogue One: “It’s pretty good! 6/10” Rise of Skywalker: “It’s so baaad, it’s just awful 6/10”

[@razkable]

this guy reviewing seems to be what I hate about fans..he clearly wants the whole non special chosen one type characters...he wants everyone to matter the nobody gets the strongest force oooh the nobody that so subversive even though it makes no sense and is lame.....thats not how reality works bloondlines do matter ...a nobody can't be king on their own...power comes from that bloodline...its better to connect everyone than not to...its what we sign up for..give us the opposite we riot sorry..its established the skywalker vs palpatine storyline is all that matters so when you try to subvert that we all get mad...its what 8 films were about for gods sake ...don't make one film that tries to go against it...

[@whysegaming1548]

Catherine the first, Theodora and Toyotomi Hideyoshi are all examples of peasants who eventually became kings or queens of their respective empires. There is also plenty of modern day stories of complete nobodies who were able to become millionaires. This kind of scenario, while rare, is not impossible. It sends a message that true power comes not from bloodlines, but from one’s self, which while may not be realistic, is still a better message to send then just be the chosen one or you’re useless. If we get the same Star Wars story for the rest of our lives, nobody will care anymore.

[@DenyDenDenzel]

there's a lot of deleted replies here huh

[@PlahaKumar]

Yeah Cosmomaut was weird with his ratings.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

Igor I think he likes them all but his expectations were a little different with each

[@bordatwork]

As a lifelong SW fan, one of the best experiences I had recently was rewatching Star Wars with someone who's never seen it. I got to enjoy it almost like it was for the first time through their eyes.

[@s427]

That's basically why reaction videos exist.

[@same_asiteverwas]

You forgot Kylo's second fake out death where he's thrown down a shaft while being electrocuted, but apparently that doesn't kill you in Star Wars. Expecting a Mace Windu return twist any day now where it's revealed that he is actually Lando's father

[@ethanrmatheson]

And Lando is Finns dad

[@ragainclan9654]

Ethan Matheson ngl I thought Finn was Landos son when they were in the same scene in rise of skywalker

[@starwarscuts3386]

nah, Lando’s child is that one black female that talks to Finn in the movie (I forgot her name).

[@jeck8005]

It wasnt expected to kill him though.

[@trekrl2327]

Abigail Gleason wait where was it revealed that Lando’s dad is Windu??

[@tamnam5722]

I’m very happy that Marcus was able to criticize Rose without criticizing the Actor, while also saying he wished she had a bigger role in the next one

[@HannibalHanslaughter]

Only good criticism of Rose I ever heard

[@Jak239JC]

@@HannibalHanslaughter Still sucks people harassing her in twitter.

[@benydimas6885]

Yes

[@grampagohan3385]

It's sad that you have to preface criticism with all that

[@funakiexpressV2]

I hated rose so much, but hated more the fact that Marie was getting the blame and not the role itself ugh

[@goldbondshaq5369]

You’re probably the only reviewer that I passionately disagree with and agree with at the same time.

[@Cool-o1555]

Yeah I agree with everything except his thoughts about rogue one. I kinda agree with his reasons, but I just can’t dislike rogue one.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

Ricardo Montes I tolerate it. I'm fine with watching it, but I don't passionately like or dislike it. That being said, I fully understand why people dislike the movie since it relies on the cheapest and easiest tricks in the book to try to make fans happy, sort of like jingling a pair of keys in front of a baby's face.

[@Cool-o1555]

@@TechnologicallyTechnical yeah

[@sleepytreeguy]

Exactly! I still never support what Rian Johnson did to Luke Skywalker. I get it. I get what he means and discovering a new character arc and all that stuff but come on. Luke was totally destroyed in this film.

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@sleepytreeguy I don’t hate rain Johnson but I actually like Luke in the last Jedi

[@thecynicaloptimist1884]

Pairing Poe and Finn could have led to some great arcs. Finn teaches Poe through their own adventure that there is a deep personal cost to war, culminating with Finn sacrificing himself at the end of the movie to save everyone else. This changes Poe, now he's personally lost someone. He's still the ace pilot, but he's now leading a bit more with his head, instead of his heart. He's now someone who considers those around him, as opposed to being the hero. The next movie you could have had Poe establishing a Star Wars version of Top Gun - a group of elite pilots to help fight the First Order. One of the new characters is basically a younger version of Poe; a hot shot who only thinks about themselves and their ego and being a glory-hunter, leading to a lot of clashing between them as Poe is essentially dealing with his own demons, showing that Poe truly has grown as a person, while also dealing with Finn's death. Perhaps he feels guilt over what he sees as selfishness; Finn had to die to teach Poe a lesson, when he'd gladly give it up just to have his friend back.

[@LS0135]

“The dumb cartoon show” *You have become the very thing you swore to destroy*

[@chingizakhundov7313]

That was the moment,when I went reading comments

[@cartop9392]

I don’t know if you know this or if your comment was a joke, but Cosmonaut made a video praising the Clone Wars.

[@LS0135]

@@cartop9392 that's the point, he said in that video that it shouldn't be thought of as a dumb cartoon show, also star-wars-memes.fandom.com/wiki/You_have_become_the_very_thing_you_swore_to_destroy!

[@cartop9392]

@The daily Meme Thanks for clarifying.

[@brickpalaceproductions]

@@cartop9392 yeah he did and we love that video but as a 12 year old star wars expert i can tell you that me my brother and almost the entire world agrees that the Disney star wars film's suck

[@kurtorwell996]

The Last Jedi is objectively a film.

[@CasuallyConsistent]

😳

[@AnalyticalMenace]

Glad we cleared that up.

[@goavs7438]

f i n a l l y people don’t seem to get that

[@jeremyfaella999]

Wow there buddy, bit of a hot take you got goin on here...

[@normalguy7877]

Run! He has an opinion

[@heitorcampos4619]

Solo was great , i loved when Han sang "i'm Han Solo" at the karaoke. That part when they waxed Chewie was weird though.

[@nathangibson2114]

What im going to call manscaping from now on...

[@jordangordon2350]

I'm to this day just baffled how Disney paid so much money for the most important IP in their catalogue, then proceeded to not plan the whole trilogy out and contract a director for all 3. That's the foundation of all the issues here.

[@wikingwarrior8859]

Marcus: im finally done with Star wars Holiday special: laughing queitly in the corner

[@oscarholmberg3157]

Don't forget the 2 secret ewok movies that no one knows about

[@angelarch5352]

baby yoda drinks soup from bowl while watching... we're just getting started.

[@icaruskids8863]

They so wasted Finn I wish they’d done SOMETHING with him

[@daboi8734]

Well in Force Awakens they did SOMETHING with him but in the later movies, he's just known as the dude who screams "rEeY!"

[@thespectaculargamernerd8114]

He had such good potential in nine. He's force sensitive and finds another stormtrooper like him who was inspired by him and left? And they don't do ANYTHING with these plots! Why?

[@daboi8734]

@@thespectaculargamernerd8114 Cuz they didn't plan out the trilogy and Rian Johnson made some changes which Abrams had a hard time to adapt to Episode 9, if only Disney made a plan, everything would've gone smoothly or if at least Abrams or Johnson directed the whole trilogy.

[@johngreen8921]

@@daboi8734 hit the nail right on the head

[@LeeEverett1]

They wasted practically everyone's character in these movies. Aside from Luke, I think Phasma got the worst treatment. She was so hyped up before the movie came out but turned out to be absolute shit.

[@Tiothir]

Finn is the most wasted potential in the history of cinema. I really loved his arc in the first movie. He was my favorite, and then they threw it all in the garbage.

[@nerfchogathbuffrengar5433]

I wanted to see another Black Jedi

[@irateyoutubevideos3910]

Also Kylo Ren

[@TopLevelJiuJitsu]

I think 99% of people agree with you. I remember going into the last Jedi thinking, "Okay. This is where Finn will start getting awesome." To say the least, I was very wrong.

[@themarsman5155]

@Seagull I honestly wouldn't mind if Rey and Finn became Jedi, it doesn't have to be like the original trilogy where only one person becomes a Jedi.

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

Honestly if the ex storm trooper trained to be a Jedi, that would have been the coolest shit in the entire world. I’d probably actually CARE a bit more.

[@zerreinatsu2483]

the whole time I was watching Rise of the Skywalker, I just kept hearing Han in my head say "That's not how the force works"

[@dylanmullaney1966]

“Worst twist in all of Star Wars , WRITTEN BY ReDDiT” lmaooo

[@jhanno3771]

I definitely get the idea, but reddit just wanted Rey's skills to make sense... They could just as easily have gone with the explanation that Kylo accidentally imprinted some of his Force knowledge on her while he was torturing her, since it was still a new type of torture we hadn't seen much of before. People just wanted her to be related to someone powerful so we could better stomach that she's doin' all this cool shit without so much as even a line to acknowledge how good at everything Force-related she is.

[@joshuamorales1215]

I think that’s not the smartest thing to say, even though it’s a joke. I know a lot of people on reddit just wanted her powers to make sense, not necessarily just make her related to someone

[@jimjam7928]

@@jhanno3771 Completely ruins her character arc. I can stomach not seeing yet another training montage. It's really not that important. Thematically for Star Wars as a whole it was such a beautiful sentiment that Rey was a nobody; it meant someone, anyone, could be the hero. Bloodlines and Chosen Ones are some of the most overused aspects of fantasy literature. As someone who's read and watched a lot in the genre of fantasy, it's always refreshing to see a writer try to break the conventions. That's what TLJ was at its best, and yet it was all effortlessly reversed in ROS. It's a real shame.

[@jimjam7928]

@Last Christmas I gave u my Fart The prequels try to turn Anakin into more of a Mary Sue than the sequels did with Rey. In the Phantom Menace, why bother showing him constructing the equivalent of an F1 car and rebuilding an android when it has not relevance for his character going forward?

[@jhanno3771]

@@jimjam7928 Whoops, there's a comma in my original comment that wasn't meant to be there. It should read "People just wanted her to be related to someone powerful so we could stomach..." as in, people wanted it for a utilitarian reason, not a thematic one. The same function could have been served by another explanation, there's far from just one reason a writer could come up with for why she woke up one day and had tons of Force power. The one I mentioned about Ren accidentally giving her some of his Force ability was an explanation that seemed to be canon for a while, apparently it was in one of the comics or books or whatever. Plus, there are thousands of Jedi in the Prequels, all of which with their own descendants and bloodlines, but the sequels chose to close the loop instead of expanding the world. I'll add more of my thoughts in the hopes of being clearer, in case anyone cares about another rando's thoughts In TLJ it's strongly implied that Rey became powerful with the Force because Kylo Ren was getting stronger as well, and Rey was given power to balance his strength. For all the praise that it made Rey and others into self-made characters free of bloodline ties, what it really did when viewed as a whole was remove any individual imperative to actually work at this stuff. If it gets too imbalanced on one side, the Force will magic an opposite-side person into being. Makes the whole "destiny" thing extremely literal, as Rey didn't really have to do anything to become nearly as powerful as, if not more powerful than, Kylo. Meanwhile Kylo trained for over a decade with multiple Force masters, but is beaten twice in a row by someone who thought the Force was a myth literal days ago. Someone, anyone, being the hero is absolutely commendable. But they still have to work for it, they have to struggle to get there, it's how the audience is shown they should root for that character as they overcome their weaknesses and acquire strengths. Luke *was* related to a powerful Jedi, yet still took three movies to get to where Rey got to in roughly the first 40 minutes of TFA.. I don't like the bloodlines thing much either myself, but it was something that in my experience most fans only wanted so that it could explain why Rey didn't have to train with it to become more powerful than 99.9% of the Force users shown in the movies. Like I said, there are definitely other ways to explain that exact plot point without falling back on "she's related to X person you've heard of who is strong." The issue with TLJ is that while it provided an explanation for that plot point, which TFA explicitly set up to be answered later (you don't write in dialogue explicitly questioning someone's actions or abilities if you don't intend to touch on that question later, that's basic setup and payoff, screenwriting 101), TLJ did so at the cost of any semblance of stakes in the galaxy. If the state of the universe gets too bad, the Force will always just create more good to defeat the bad. If the heroes are winning too much, the Force will pull a dick move and draw some of them towards the dark side to get the massacres fired back up. The treatment of the Force was one of many things TLJ did that practically broke core elements of the series. And I say all this as someone who went into 7, 8, and 9 as the most detached and casual fan possible. I haven't read the books, watched the TV shows, read the comics, bought any of the toys or merch, and I don't think I've seen any of the movies more than two or three times all the way through or even watched episode 6 all the way through. I don't defend the prequels over the sequels either, my list from #1-#9 goes 5 4 6 7 9 8 3 1 2. Even then, the first viewing I was mostly confused by what they were going for, but the second viewing I started to see how TLJ was outright throwing away stuff I'd thought was firmly established by the movies before it, even while the new trilogy still wanted me to think of the old movies in order to draw meaningful connections to many of the stories' elements. Rewatching TLJ felt like cognitive dissonance in the form of a blockbuster movie. And that was before I started seeing several-hour reviews of it start popping up, where people who had actually been attached to the material and weren't turned completely off by the prequels went over in detail just how many different ways 8 went against things established in 4-6, then in 1-3, then in 7, and even in 8 itself. It's just... not good. Needed a script doctor, one armed with shears hopefully. Writing is hard, writing a script that subverts everyone's expectations when a lot of people's expectations were just "this piece of the story has an explanation, and the second movie/*eighth season* will likely answer it in some interesting way without raising new questions that will never be solved" is generally a bad idea. Johnson wanted to outsmart the Internet by cutting most of the mysteries off at the knees instead of just building on them and extending them into the third movie where appropriate. Rey didn't have to be Leia's cousin or whatever for the plot to make sense, but that's the easiest answer, so of course it got the most attention on voting-based platforms like social media sites like reddit. Instead, the answer seems to be that the Force gave her light side power for free because there was too much dark side power in the galaxy. Which would make perfect sense, if there weren't 7 previous movies of times where the Force was described differently than that, or where the Force behaved differently from that, or if that didn't kind of rob any sense of tension from the events of the saga, since we know A) that there can never be a state where the heroes are winning for too long, because it will cause a spontaneous Force-generated dark side uprising, and B) that there can never be a state where the villains are winning for too long because the reverse will happen. The prequels did this too with the prophecy. The Force being some kind of galactic will was always a mistake, and it continued into this trilogy, unfortunately. TL;DR TLJ bad, Satan bless any fool who actually reads all this

[@Mfxzz]

the really wasted my boy john boyega by only using him to shout “REY!” in all the films

[@enzymaticcinnabun]

"She's muh queen" He got Jon Snow'd

[@crazyjew878]

He also got cucked to hell trying to tell Rey he loves her and never getting the girl in the end

[@Gameviewsblog]

@@enzymaticcinnabun aaaaw maaaaan!!! i was gonna make that joke! : Finn: REEEY! Me: What?!? why are you yelling so much for Rey?!? Finn: ....She's muh queen

[@Kelly_C]

rey: poe: chewbacca: c3po: finn: *_REY!_*

[@alwaysxnever]

Facts.

[@connormarshall8243]

“Cause god forbid he’s one of those gays” cracked me up

[@GummyDinosaursify]

Oh no the *gay agenda*

[@geoforce2272]

I don't get it why couldn't he only had rey to be his love interest and have some love triangle between finn rey and kylo And i think that they didn't focus on finn being is cuz globally there are still a lot of countries that don't accept homosexuality and it's in Disney's interest not to include a big box office franchise like sw

[@jacobbowlby5957]

Connor Marshall amen man

[@darthtron1102]

i noticed two girls kissing at the end of rise of skywalker

[@andresjg6]

Darth Tron I saw online that they removed the quick kiss between the two resistance woman in some countries. So obviously Disney made the few seconds easy enough to edit out when necessary.

[@BombasticLion]

It's amazing how Star Wars can range from being the best thing you'll experience to the worst thing but its still the most important and beloved franchise that's ever been made

[@staidenofanarchy]

Its one of the only franchises that has a 10/10 movie and at least one 1/10 movie lol

[@xhakazette1192]

“Solo is an Uncharted game in Space” So Solo is Jedi Fallen Order then.

[@duncanw5644]

Nah, Solo is an Indiana Jones movie

[@especiallyleavish]

Drake ain't no jedi

[@duncanw5644]

Isaac Fox then make him one

[@bradcantrill6773]

with lightsabers

[@BabysitterSky]

No, Jedi fallen order is basically Solo 2. Solo came first 😀

[@thadmeboy1129]

The definition of insanity is trying something over and over again and expecting different results Palpatine: death star, death star 2, first order deathstar, death star star destroyer.

[@L-92761]

Mr random stuff can we just have a main plot devise that doesn’t destroy planets

[@thadmeboy1129]

@@L-92761 the only movies are the prequels but they already suck with the diolage jar jar h ok lf bad plot poorly written characters ect

[@Sondergirl1610]

Death star, bigger death star , even bigger death star , smaller death star x 3000

[@sasukes2938]

Try trowing a dice over and over again and see if you have differents results

[@helenline1790]

What's the obsession with destroying planets lol

[@Steffert.]

I like how the whole sequel trilogy revolves around saving ben solo and luke, leia and han all died to save him. AND THEN HE STILL FUCKING DIED

[@MariOmor1]

"I've won, but at what cost?" "Nothing."

[@slicerh248]

But they still saved him tho? Did you not watch the movie?

[@Steffert.]

@@slicerh248 i did and if you remember at the end rey dies after killing palpatine and then kylo and her do that bullcrap forceheal thing so instead of rey dying its kylo

[@slicerh248]

@@Steffert. I can’t believe I have to explain this but here we go. Yes Kylo Ren physically died. His body is 100% gone. But his family, whose objective was to save him from the dark side, succeeded in saving him from the dark side. Therefore at the end of the movie when he dies, they still succeeded in saving him because now he died a Jedi and not a Sith Lord.

[@Steffert.]

@@slicerh248 i do agree they saved him but im just pointing out that killing him right after was a bad move on disneys part

[@sunsetvibe1063]

1:29-The Force Awakens 8:49-Rogue One 16:22-The Last Jedi 27:12-Solo 31:39-The Rise Of Skywalker 43:24-Star Wars ranking

[@justinqueso9644]

Respect+

[@themythologynerd7020]

Thanks!

[@idontdomarigolds]

where's the palpatine has returned line? I keep wanting to go back to it we need a shortcut

[@sunsetvibe1063]

@@idontdomarigoldsThat’s his other review of ROS. When he made this video the movie was still in theatres.

[@idontdomarigolds]

@@sunsetvibe1063 thanks!

[@thatsallreviews]

I need a part 4 of this series including: - The Clone Wars movie - The Holiday Special - The 2 Ewok movies

[@evanlight671]

So the three ugly bruises of Star Wars most want to forget

[@LeafMaltieze]

I didn't even know there were ewok movies.

[@michaelnally2841]

Parker Jameson no those are things everyone wants to forget. That even George Lucas wants to eliminate

[@brandonhaag52]

Ewok movies?

[@golden1_1dragon12]

Evan Light hey clone wars movie is good

[@CrabKFP]

The only sin about Solo is that they didn't use "I'm Han Solo" in it's soundtrack

[@tanizaki]

Should have been the closing credits song.

[@lostedge7852]

This is factually true

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Missed opportunity of the century

[@Riskofrain527]

@@lostedge7852 not factually true.

[@lincolnj448]

This is scientifically correct

[@Singformefriend]

Before Rey and Ben kissed, I was sitting there in the cinema thinking "no, don't kiss, don't kiss..."

[@kumquatmonkeyfun1940]

Anders Eklöf the kiss was a terrible idea. It didn’t make any sense at all.

[@laserutouettal]

Finn should’ve been with Rey since he wasn’t an unstable maniac for the last 2 movies.

[@ellbent]

I like how in the theater I was at, everyone just laughed like in a sitcom Ben and Rey: (kiss) Everyone: lol Ben: (dies) Everyone: LOL

[@gglifeiwin]

Literally the exact same thing

[@J07911]

My friend shouted FUCK NO and everyone else was just laughing at how ridiculous that scene was

[@Cleymentt]

The problem with the "Finn is a scarred child-soldier"-story is that finn doesnt act like he is affected by war and killing in the first movie. I dont say he has to be a depressed character or stuff like that but killing dozens of his former co-workers while cheering is just not fitting for someone who is affected by war. Its just tonal dissonance from The Force Awakens. I think the reason why Finn is depicted, that he has to learn that war is bad, is because he doesnt act like war is bad.

[@corbinfraley7922]

I really wished we lived in a world where disney planned out this trilogy.

[@matiasaguilar2500]

@@coreyander286 things is, because no one knows what the fandom wants, they are just responding to what the fans say, like cosmonaut said

[@rambonambo3510]

Corey Ander or JJ could have done all 3 movies of the trilogy to begin with. Since he already had everything set up.

[@Spiky2306]

Corey Ander Rian is the worst director Star Wars has ever had last Jedi is terrible especially the way he treat Luke

[@MFXproduction]

or better yet didnt buy star wars

[@1410PSB]

@@rambonambo3510 let's be honest here, he had nothing set up. He set up questions in episode 7 that he had no intention of ever answering, and then when he had to direct 9, he sprang for answers he thought would please the most people.

[@senicord]

Speaking of The Rise of Skywalker’s opening crawl, the message Palpatine sends across the galaxy is only heard off-screen in Fortnite. Fortnite is now part of Star Wars canon.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

I'm oiling up my guillotine. Like, that's nothing but a cashgrab deal between the two. At least make it a fucking star wars game, christ.

[@alexfisher4207]

Fr?

[@Mute8]

It’s as if I heard hundreds of voices cry out in terror and were suddenly silenced

[@CoratMcRed]

How the fuck does this stuff even get organized like this.

[@madsisveryreal]

And here in the comments we have a bunch of band wagoners

[@ETATAYO]

“God forbid he’s one of those gays” LMAO

[@daboi8734]

The way he says it just kills me XD

[@YggdrasilAudio]

Got a case of the "not gays".

[@yourlocalnerd7954]

@@daboi8734 he says it like the cliche rich person with the monicoles and an excessive amount of crumpets and tea

[@noofthecornretiredandpriva4495]

"Yes how dare they not be attracted to women." -politics man in Russia

[@timtheguy2179]

A Soviet Penguin but with a mouth dirtier than my dad’s

[@Lemminjoose]

The only real issue I had with Kylo is that he removed his mask so early. I'm sure people were ok with it, but it seemed like a really weird choice to me.

[@AnastasiaAisling]

That was the best move ever, and it's a great visual portrayal of how differently Abrams and Johnson saw Kylo as a character. Abrams wanted to create Vader's loyal successor, the fan-service-ish villian, and Johnson practically mocked that decision with the "take that ridiculous thing off" line. He couldn't wait to work with Adam and show the true potential of both character and actor without the mask to hide his emotions.

[@SamuelSouza-di6nq]

​@@AnastasiaAisling And thats why this trilogy sucks, is one director trying to mock the other, without trying to make a good cohesive story

[@ericgropuis]

I think it helps because Kylo isn’t fully embracing the Dark Side, he’s always conflicted with light and dark and him being in and out of his helmet does show that. Helmet on is usually pure Dark Side and when he takes it off the light is able to effect him, as much as I think it would be really awesome to have Adam Driver act with the helmet for most of the first movie atleast I understand wanting to show his face so people can sympathize with him more

[@bradenvester4308]

If you want a quick description of this video: "I don't like it, I don't agree with it, but I accept it." - Donald Glover as Lando

[@bradenvester4308]

Nice

[@jungoo3486]

Why not just Lando? Donald Grover is as much Lando as Billy Dee Williams!

[@dylanmcnab3479]

Finn’s potential went down the drain faster than Gohan’s

[@wenbluepirate3954]

Wen Bojack?

[@dylanmcnab3479]

Wen BluePirate that is what kept gohan from losing his potential instantly, unlike Finn who lost it in his next outing

[@calemr]

An ex-stormtrooper, escaping from slavery and brainwashing, trained to be a killer from childhood, having insight into the new evil empire... What's his characterisation? Weak bumbling comedy black man comic relief.

[@combinestrider117]

Oof

[@deviousj5868]

I mean He's still cooler than Gohan. He even did more. But the thing he wanted to tell Rey went nowhere and it bugged the shit out of me.

[@Akadaaka]

"I'm done" The mandalorian: oh no you aren't!

[@Chuked]

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH

[@j19aiden91]

Even worse.... the Holiday Special

[@Dushine]

Mandalorian is kinda bad though.

[@GageoftheJungle]

@@Dushine It's okay to have opinions but your opinion is wrong

[@KyanosOnslaught]

The Christmas Special: Oh no you aren't!

[@RikuVA]

I would like to say, the more down the rabbit hole I’ve gone for TLJ, the more I’ve learned Rian Johnson didn’t get to put a good amount of what he wanted into the final cut. Like to the point that a lot of Marcus’ criticisms of it wouldn’t exist because Rian Johnson wanted to do a lot of what would have worked (Finn and Po over Rose and Finn, for example.)

[@clefton3112]

I hate how they make finn a really cool character and then just throw him away. I wish we saw way more of Finn

[@funnysonicman]

Clefton Mee too! His story in TFA was so great and it just went downhill from there (like the movies, with the exception of solo) Could you imagine if he AND Rey were the main characters in the whole trilogy for the whole trilogy, that’d be awesome! A stormtrooper that left the first order to become a rebel, and then (this is imaginary) became a Jedi?! And rebuilt the Jedi order along with a scavenger that’s also force sensitive, that would’ve been so cool Oh well

[@davea3641]

I actually thought Finn was going to wield a light saber and gain a connection to the force whilst still being a skilled blaster shooter. It'd have been cool as he didn't have a major connection to the jedi directly. He did hold his own against Kylo after all.

[@caitlynwinkler4189]

Agreed. I was so excited when Finn and Rey were introduced; I felt like both had a ton of potential and were going to be really fun to watch, but then they threw Finn to the side and kept tricking us about what Rey could do and who she was.

[@funnysonicman]

Caitlyn Winkler Exactly. I have no clue why they just wasted Finn after TFA. Having a woman as the MAIN main protagonist isn’t a problem at all, I’m fine with that. But you could still have good stories and development for other characters! Especially the character that, if we’re being honest, was kind of marketed as the main character in the first movie! Finn was always seen holding the lightsaber in promotional material, including trailers. To have Rey be the kind of secret real main character in the first movie and then be the real main character moving forward is fine, but to just entirely waste him is just such an unnecessary and stupid thing to do! His arc in TFA was to fantastic and compelling, and the could’ve done some great stuff with him in the future, but no we need ReY pAlPaTiNe. Oh sorry, this was pretty long.😅

[@reek4062]

the black guy was a space janitor, but that's still better than a female version of Gary Stu

[@Nunky12]

My favorite part of TROS was when Hux screams "IM THE SPY" then dies

[@TheFlyingslug]

It's a reveal that made sense, considering how thoroughly embarrassed Hux is over the course of the first two films. I would expect him to pin that on Kylo and want to get back at him for it, but him shouting "I'M THE SPY" was a bit on-the-nose. I think TROS would have been a much better movie if they dedicated some screentime to actually show what the characters are feeling and to elaborate on major plot points. Especially the force healing thing. They should have explained that. Even if it was something stupid like "because you are the last jedi the light side is more concentrated and you've unlocked force powers that exist only in myth" or something. anyways that's my hot take i'm just some nerd on the internet and will stop ranting to strangers now

[@scoutymcscoutface2957]

Hux had a Dead Ringer equipped and escaped offscreen

[@bigstunna2049]

The reveal was a cool surprise but his death was done so badly

[@MisterPrince01]

Fitting for his character.

[@hanto1614]

Such an amazing plot point for one second

[@nagi4733]

"written by reddit" lmao that was gold

[@annnee6818]

Even better cuz it's true🙄

[@Shinransa]

I hope this will serve as an example that angry fans shouldn't write the movies...

[@eesmaaura4961]

@@Shinransa Its save to say the fan have contribute on the decision making of Ep.9, and it ain't good.

[@joedinnie3079]

Nagi REDDIT GOLD

[@Sablus]

@@Shinransa meh it's literally just a rehashed frankenstien trying to conclude a trilogy that had no central planning given its aggressive retconning of Last Jedi (seriously you could just watch this movie and TFA and you'd be fine in how much god damned sense it doesn't make.

[@danandtab7463]

Rey as "Disney princess in space" I love that. Absolutely love Rey in The Force Awakens. Since all three movies were not planned out together, we'll never know quite what the plan was for her, but the title The Force Awakens seems to imply that her sudden abilities was brought on by the Force....awakening. Seeing TFA in a vaccuum, I was also under the assumption something was up with Finn too, having to do with the movie title, given his sudden awakening and defection, and his sudden courage at the end...and sadly we barely saw this develop on screen after that. That's all the say I was OK with sudden Force abilities, even without being related to anyone special.

[@TheSchultinator]

My issue with Rey's abilities is not whether or not she's related to Somebody, or whether or not she's strong in the Force. It's that she's amazing at so much with zero explanation. Piloting? Repairs? Deliberate use of Force abilities? Don't ask questions.

[@KuroAceVT]

@@TheSchultinator wrong. Rey is a scavenger so she knows her way around a ship, AND it was said before that she's flown ships before. It's been shown MULTIPLE TIMES that you can use the force without training. Luke did it in episode 5 on Hoth.

[@TheSchultinator]

@BlackbirdRX Just because Rey's a scavenger does not immediately make her an excellent mechanic, especially with systems she shouldn't have any familiarity with. Knowing what's a valuable part and where it can be found is not the same as knowing how it works or interacts with anything else, especially if all the ships Rey picks through are shattered hulks. Similarly, knowing how to fly to some level does not mean she is able to throw an old ship around like a starfighter. That's like taking a civvie Cessna pilot and expecting him to out-fly Maverick; it defies logic. Last, saying that Luke having to really focus to be able to pull a lightsaber is in any way equivalent to Rey using the Force to counter a mind probe and then mindtrick a guard is so disingenuous.

[@SamuelSouza-di6nq]

​@@KuroAceVT Go watch the Original trilogy again fam

[@pyguy7]

Did you know Kylo Ren has never had a girlfriend before?... He's Ben Solo his whole life.

[@macdavidd1065]

Blitzball Ace 👏

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

Well done.

[@yaboylou7967]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye. I don’t get it.

[@toasterdogg]

@Autismo He kissed Leia.

[@deletoblue2041]

@@toasterdogg leia kissed him which is still a feat on its own but still

[@jackmcd29]

Don’t know how people feel about this joke, but when Rey is reaching out and Luke tickles her hand with a branch, is pretty funny.

[@6.lastname]

and it makes sense for the new, cynical luke to just fuck with her instead of properly teaching her the force

[@scrappy2082]

i thought it was nice tbh it reminds me of how hearty Luke was in the OT

[@nilktots6380]

that moment was pretty great even though i hated the movie

[@Lemon_Push]

Don't worry people love that scene.

[@exponent2316]

That and the Jakku being pretty much nowhere joke are my favorites

[@MrMisfortune]

Solo's end credits song should've been "I'm Han Solo"

[@groovyq7910]

It was

[@bigstunna2049]

"No jabba to answer to"

[@errornoname23]

slick vick Not a fixture in the palace zoo

[@gabsnandes7818]

Im so happy the carbonite is gone, Im moving on!

[@liamlin8394]

Im han, han solo

[@derberndvonthueringen]

Mark Hamills performance as Luke in TLJ was outstanding! Actually all performances were good. And I liked the themes of the movie.

[@Xiphactinus]

It'll take a lot to make me like TLJ, but it's great that you like it.

[@MrFlejon]

The casting was perfect in a disastrous way: Cast Mark Hamill, grumpy old Joker as grumpy old Luke. Write Luke as if he was heartbroken and fucking sucked, breaking Mark Hamill's heart. Shoot it, get an heartbreaking performance. Unintentionally genius

[@andrewaucoin7885]

Merry didn't fight in the War of the Ring to be known as "Charlie from Lost"

[@halofansunite143]

To be fair he was kinda insulting him, so maybe it’s better that he didn’t mention Lord of the Rings, because the fact that it is a masterpiece might have hurt his argument just a tiny bit

[@andrewaucoin7885]

Halo Fans Unite factzz

[@misadventure5216]

The first few seasons of Lost are great man. Why you gotta do Charlie like that

[@andrewaucoin7885]

Misadventure never seen lost, I’ve got nothing against it. But domanic Monaghan( the actor) is best know for his role in the greatest movie trilogy of all time, so I was just making a joke about that

[@King-eo5ty]

@@andrewaucoin7885 wait... he plays in the dark knight trilogy?

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

Sees that this video lasts 51 minutes “Yeah, I’ve got time”

[@felixallnutt9366]

Me when i've got time

[@artsyebonyrose]

@@felixallnutt9366 why did your reply make me laugh so hard ffs

[@soulreaverable]

There was actually a fifth fakeout death: when Poe’s ex’s planet explodes and they make you think she was still there but then shows up later.

[@janejanejaney]

I forgot about that one. And a sixth when Kylo gets booted from the throne room, before he climbs up to revive Rey. Core theme of this movie: death is an absolute mad lad.

[@thegamingknight2096]

No one’s ever really gone 😂

[@Jugi]

honestly didn't even realise they blew up that planet lol

[@luisf2793]

9 actually 7. The little guy survived too 8.Finn when the ship he was being destroyed 9. The person that was with Finn

[@diegoo489]

That was that planet

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

Okay, so regarding the Last Jedi, I agree with you on a lot, but I do really disagree with you on Finn and Rose. 1) Finn: Finn’s arc in TFA wasn’t that he found something to fight for; it was that he found *someone* to fight for. He doesn’t go to Starkiller Base for the Resistance-he’s there for Rey; helping the Resistance is just something he does along the way. All he wants to do is get as far from the conflict as possible. He is about to fully dip in TFA until Rey gets captured, and only then does he fight. So in TLJ, all he wants to do is escape and find Rey. He doesn’t care about the Resistance; he only cares about Rey and-to some extent-Poe. He goes to Canto Bight because Poe is in danger and because Rey will be in danger when she comes back. He needs to learn to fight for someone more than just himself and the few people he cares about. 2) Rose: Rose’s role isn’t to teach Finn that war is bad. She’s there to show him that he can’t ignore it. She’s there to get him to care about the people he doesn’t know who are hurt by the war. All he wants to do is get the people he cares about and dip; she’s there to stop him from doing that. Canto Bight is basically the physical embodiment of Finn’s conflict. It has all the wealthy people partying and not really caring about everything else, while the children and animals are exploited. They don’t care about anyone not in their immediate vicinity; they are what Finn could become if he runs. His arc is to fight for a cause and for people who he doesn’t know. At the beginning, he is a deserter who wants to flee; at the end, he is a rebel who wants to fight. *That* is the role Rose has. *She* helps get him there. He looks at Canto Bight and focuses only on the shine and the sparkle and the luxury. He sees freedom from the conflict, living without care. Rose makes him care. She refuses to let him just pay attention to his own wellbeing and forces him to look deeper and see the cost of running and living carefree away from the war, the people he is abandoning to suffer.

[@diotheworld8671]

Well, just like a wise Jawa would say: *H O O T I N I*

[@ultrayoshi100]

As a wise Hutt would say Gunga hunbunga hohoho

[@Lucas-mm2wn]

As a wise bounty hunter would say McKlunkey

[@Shinransa]

As a not so wise(and kind of an asshole actually) podracer would say: *P O O D O O*

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

I went to school with Antony Hootini Jr. He got whacked in prison. Sad story.

[@twojacksandanace3847]

Ahh a Vanoss reference, a fellow man of culture at last!

[@MuchAdoAboutADD]

The "no homo" plot fail of The Last Jedi is like a lightbulb where I was like god damn, you're right, and now I'm angry we didn't get a Finn teaching Poe a lesson about war plot.

[@IntelligenceBuild]

Finn was so wasted, especially by TLJ. Force Awakens makes him goofier than he should be, but TLJ with the Canto-nonsense really ignores his child soldier backstory.

[@tenpointstojules]

it really would have been a perfect fit ay.

[@megamike15]

we can have tony and steve being close friends. but not finn and poe.

[@grm6486]

I had the exact same reaction if you cut out Rose and also probably purple haired girl and just had a plot with those two the movie would probably be a lot better and like a half hour shorter too.

[@whodatninja439]

I think i read Rian Johnson didn't want Poe and Finn to go to Canto Bright because it would too "dudebro" or something. I cant find the quote though.

[@Jaqwe1]

"Imagine how cool it would be if Darth Vader were never advertised and he showed up at the end of Rogue One" End of Mandolorian Season 2: We listened

[@sub-zero5433]

tv show, it’s different

[@buenosdias4039]

@@sub-zero5433 what

[@sub-zero5433]

@@buenosdias4039 the final episode of a tv season can hide stuff way better than a movie

[@buenosdias4039]

@@sub-zero5433 good point

[@j.m.w.5064]

Apart from that the Luke scene in Mando is a rehash of the fight scene they showed five minutes earlier because in Mando everything, everything fucking repeats. All the time. The lines, the plot beats, the fights. If it looked halfway cool - do it thrice. Even the damn tag lines like 'l have spoken' would have worked if used two or three times in the show but the kept and kept on milking it. The Mando script is hilariously stupid. Have a great day!

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

FINALLY! Someone who UNDERSTANDS that RLM was just flat-out wrong about The Last Jedi...and that ALSO doesn't make the movie "good or great." Or make them awful or amazing. And has a channel with more than a million subscribers! Love it! Love that for him.

[@Kirtahl]

I wanted Finn to be the main character. The whole series made him a joke, I wanted a deep delve into his character.

[@rickblaine9670]

Kirtahl He should’ve been the new Jedi Knight of the story, if you ask me. He would’ve been the perfect “no one” hero. Also because, for obvious reasons of background and skin color, no one would’ve even started theorizing about him being a Skywalker.

[@Merdicano]

Now you see why people don't like the sequels

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

Manuel David Rendon Acevedo no

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

Kirtahl saying Finn would make a better main character is good only in concept if he was the main Jedi he would still be murdering his stormtrooper brothers and his arc would not be as good as you think it is trust me he just should have been an amazing side character like Han Solo or obi wan if they failed him as a side character then they would have failed him as a main character

[@Kirtahl]

@@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 I think you are right. I would rather him be the main character AND not be a jedi. I feel like the jedi are cool, but I like seeing the more mundane aspects of universes. But my dreams are just that.

[@Z3phyr97]

"Episode I - The Phantom Man" Disappointed you didn't call it "Star Wars Solid: The Phantom Pain"

[@xMasterSparku]

why are we still here...

[@Thetopnoobpro]

Yes

[@squarecross7383]

He couldn’t… because the pain was real xD

[@makotocarolin]

“Because god forbid he’s one of those gays” 😂

[@ssjx3705]

Mak Carolin I died when he said that🤣

[@yggdrasil3]

*Cough China *Cough

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

"[Insert Finn or Poe's hetero love interest here] is just the Star Wars equivalent of Uhura." - Patrick Boivin, 2019

[@edwardmillard4398]

@@ssjx3705 me too also: Cosmonaut Variety Hour: The last jedi is not objectively bad MauLer: Oh boy where do i even begin: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKiaoZZ5n5WCiM0

[@nykia31]

I choked on my beverage at that lol

[@paradoxar]

Star Wars has gotten so frustrating to talk about among fans, its kinda sad. But honestly watching your videos is almost cathartic cause of how much i agree with everything you say

[@caiostocco]

I relate to this comment

[@siddaslothman2273]

I see a lot comments that say “no one hates Star Wars like people who love Star Wars.” This comment sums up how I feel about that. It’s really not our fault that Star Wars is so conflicting.

[@EsoiTheGrumpyMawile]

Even as someone who would likely oppose your opinion, I have to agree XD

[@boshwa20]

I mention one thing about star wars I want to talk about, and people immdiately go on a crusade against disney.

[@heretustay]

Yeah, I’ve found I agree with a lot of marcus’ points in most of his videos, so I felt similarly to most points in this one. I also think I’m pretty burned out on Star Wars movies now and need lots of time away.

[@johw2346]

Marcus: “We’ll be doing lightning rounds” Me: “Aww this is going to be short...” Video is 51 minutes Me: “A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.”

[@zachs-a4487]

Ok but like here’s the thing, tarkin gives me the uncanny valley creeps when he was a real live actor

[@cameramike2515]

The ironic thing is Johnson initially had the subplot involve Finn and Poe but claimed he found their dialogue “interchangeable” so he replaced Poe with a new character.

[@techwiz81]

You forgot the best Star Wars movie, Spaceballs

[@JacksonWitsell]

The Sequel Trilogy kind of gives me a Spaceballs vibe...

[@Elizondobass]

...They’ve gone to Plaid

[@bugsyn]

Don’t forget the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars crossover!

[@manicmonstermike7647]

Holiday special anyone?

[@moxmusic97]

😂😂 The greatest

[@thatcrystalpie]

"The Iron Man 3 of Star Wars" is the best description of Solo I've heard.

[@shinji136]

Leo I don't think you understand what the comparison meant.

[@balashibuyeeter2704]

solo just exists.

[@bobbyshewan4229]

@@balashibuyeeter2704 and it’s fucking good

[@bobbyshewan4229]

@@shinji136 because iron man 3 is fucking good and no one talks about it

[@redstonesteve526]

Honestly I think its an apt description because they both are complete shit

[@tyskyis4020]

The one thing I don’t like about Solo... WERES THE KNECT SOLO SONG

[@barzalonerboyy]

The movie would’ve made much more if they used that to advertise it.

[@barzalonerboyy]

Let’s be real here

[@tyskyis4020]

Exactly

[@barzalonerboyy]

Some guy thought the same thing and made a trailer with that song.

[@tyskyis4020]

I must see this phenomenon

[@abov8030]

26:00 is my whole reason for LOVING the last Jedi. I love Luke’s arc. I love Luke MORE as a character. He has a full character. His struggles and flaws that we saw in his youth are back and he has new ones based off his battle with legacy and him trying to do better by his mentors and father figures. And when he sees that that all may be destroyed, he reacts impulsively and Luke IS IMPULSIVE! It’s why he leaves Dagobah, it’s why he goes into the forest when toss tells him not to, it’s why he fights Vader in Empire, it’s why he lights the saber in TLJ. And he sinks into his failure then he rises again. It’s what we love about the Skywalkers, even when they fail they come back and redeem themselves

[@smithie128]

You Forgot the best Star Wars Movie, The Phineas and Ferb Special

[@clem6518]

Wise

[@Crispy_pata]

Lol

[@ailemasvega]

YESSSS!!

[@zombieguy4444]

Yes

[@thatoneannoyingm8553]

Nope, Family Guy Star Wars is the best sorry

[@jtron4789]

Merry did not join Frodo on his quest to be referred to as “Charlie” from lost.

[@rhythmicwindu]

J Tron thing is, his appearance in this movie is almost identical to his appearance as Charlie on Lost

[@JDWindtPlaysGuitar]

I goddamned felt the same shit when he said that. It's like referring to Sean Astin as Drew Barrymore's weird brother from 50 first dates...

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

I KNOW RIGHT?!

[@jtron4789]

Rhythmic Windu totally see that lol. It just feels wrong still 😂

[@lopamurblamo]

@@JDWindtPlaysGuitar Sean Astin from Encino Man?!

[@Jxrts]

Finn and Poe: *Does literally anything* Disney: *Wait N O H O M O T H O*

[@lukeulibarri3924]

Lol who the hell cares

[@mrandorex7495]

So with this logic when I hang out with my bros we are gay? Ty Mickie Mouse... U fuckin hall rat... Good joke btw!

[@jacobhogan380]

They can’t have gay men but they can have lesbians 😂. ( in ROS after they win no one is kissing but two girls, literally no one is kissing BUT 2 lesbian girls... so idk )

[@Whateveridksomething]

We don't want them to be gay just saying

[@Jxrts]

wilson fisk eh I wouldn’t mind

[@theamaries.7747]

"Episode II: Attack of the Boys" made me smile; "Episode III Revengeance" made me laugh -- at the office, of all places.

[@theamaries.7747]

STAR WARS is indeed a masterpiece, and the best.

[@TKinfinity01]

Original Trilogy: Middle Movie was the Best Prequel Trilogy: Third Movie was the Best Sequel Trilogy: First movie was the Best Me: THE CYCLE IS COMPLETE, EVERYTHING HAS COME FULL CIRCLE.

[@juliannelson6990]

"Its like poetry, it rhymes."

[@masterDarts4188]

Honestly the third film kind of kills the first one for me....Because I know what it ball builds up too. And it's...not great...

[@christermyrberg3661]

To me all the third entries were the best

[@dalellll]

Middle movie was the best with all of them in my books. ROTJ used to be my favourite and I never understood why everyone liked Empire. But now I get it whenever I rewatch them. Empire is miles ahead of the other two. I predict TLJ will stand the test of time: when everyone reaches that stage of revisiting it in a few years, the things that stick out when they rewatch Force Awakens will be all the flaws and things that don't make sense... everything JJ touches falls apart on rewatching. The things that stick out about TLJ will be all the incredible things they didn't appreciate at the time. The green milk will just be funny, the perfect middle-of-the-trilogy themes will be like a work of art, the ditching of Snoke will be seen as the best move the movie could've made. (Especially now that all the people who complained about "not getting to find out who Snoke is" (as if we ever found out who Palpatine was in the originals...) have found out who he is, just some stupid clone that makes no sense at all, and are realising JJ had no clue what he was doing with him to start with.) Everything's going to look different in retrospect and people will see that TLJ was really setting the 9th movie up for success, and that it was squandered.

[@pottboy3544]

What a cultured opinion