Hocus Pocus - Cosmonaut Picture Show

[@tylerschmitt8039]

“You’re a VIRGIN HAHAHA VIRGIN”- hocus pocus

[@DumbCrow1]

“You’re a VIRGIN HAHAHA VIRGIN”- everyone in my life

[@tylerschmitt8039]

@@DumbCrow1 pain.

[@MisterPrince01]

That's hilarious

[@yurinoworry]

@@DumbCrow1 sadly it doesn’t even go away after you lose the v-card... my friends still say it to me all the time 😅 fuck my life

[@ZeDerpADerp]

"it was the 90s... housing market wasn't destroyed yet"

[@Spongebrain97]

Pretty great comment lmao

[@rachelconsoli8428]

Too real 🤣

[@AlistairAi]

*OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH*

[@Ryan-fk3oi]

Felt that

[@MisterPrince01]

Bruh

[@hudsonlehew9378]

As a kid when I watched this my mom used to tell me a virgin was somebody whos never been to a party before.

[@scrumpymunchin]

I mean.. she’s not wrong

[@joemullarkey5719]

Hudson Lehew Yeah, a wild party 😏

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Hudson Lehew That’s quick thinking on your mom’s part. 😂

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

Damn my mom may have had her problems but she never lied to me before about stuff like that

[@alimations5226]

She's not wrong depending on how you lose it ( ! - ! )

[@makotocarolin]

Marcus simping and thirsting for the blonde witch is kinda the best thing ever

[@tylerschmitt8039]

Sarah Jessica Parker* not just the blonde witch smh

[@axlgonzalez6652]

You give SJP the recognition she deserves!!!

[@lowlowseesee]

ms. bueller yo

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Ironically, this is the only movie where I found she's the hottest but not too much on Sex and The City series

[@kakutasubeats]

16 minutes of Marcus wishing to be stepped on

[@RhysGBiv]

Too true

[@bobbyshewan4229]

He’s not wrong at all tho

[@Evanz111]

Who wouldn’t?

[@makotocarolin]

Ok but I do too

[@kerrychristensen7204]

Spanked with a broom

[@caitlynluciano]

Alternative Title: Marcus thirsting for SJP for 16 minutes

[@makkintasho9239]

"Check out this house!" Says the dude with stairs in his bedroom

[@arturdelima1230]

the coolest bedroom ever period

[@LoveMyUnusual]

@@arturdelima1230 Mia's room from Princess Diaries is also bomb. Spiral staircase to a sunroof, and a fire pole in the floor. 90s/2000s teen Disney movie rooms, man. 🖤✨

[@d-rgk2477]

Y’all think the whole Salem is obsessed with Halloween thing is ridiculous but as someone who lives within driving distance of it I can confirm THEY’RE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Did you go to an awesome party there this year?

[@soka6732]

Dancing anime girls are the key to stopping copyright. Nothing in this universe can stop dancing anime girls

[@LucyWest370]

What if the anime girls are copyrighted

[@thecrimsondragon2379]

bring out the dancing anime girls

[@BabysitterSky]

Puberty can.

[@soka6732]

@@LucyWest370 if they can copyright the anime girls, than we have bigger problems to worry about than a cosmonaut video

[@LucyWest370]

@@soka6732 oh no not google images!

[@illegalgnome87]

marcus losing it over blonde sarah jessica parker confirms i wasnt a weirdo when i watched it a while ago

[@calebmurphy9406]

Oh boy, I thought I was a real weirdo for being attracted to an attractive women. Phew, thank god.

[@Shinx510]

The dancing anime girl makes the quality of Hocus Pocus go up by an entire point

[@LucyWest370]

Wow 12/10 new record

[@bencarmine3293]

15/14 dang

[@ShadowDarkHeart90]

For some reason it works wtf!?

[@DoraG99]

The secret 4th Sanderson sister

[@aaronm3795]

Do they though?

[@divinityd662]

"You either give us your weed or your jordans" This is what all white guys secretly wamt marcus

[@agisuru]

What do you mean secretly

[@kwandamagagula9341]

Those are the two keys to final space

[@phoebeliv9397]

this is why all white guys secretly want marcus 😋

[@tart-miano]

My dyslexic ass read this as "give us your weed or your pronouns"

[@PennTankerGuy]

He did it. Marcus broke the Disney Copyright block.

[@andressotil4671]

May Walt have mercy on him

[@funnysonicman]

*we will remember that.*

[@nikkovalidor4890]

dancing chinatsu will protect him

[@andressotil4671]

@Mickey Mouse a fat flower?

[@theinternetpeoplesdemocrat2826]

Marcus: "They called me a madman."

[@centichoro]

Marcus calling every pair of Nikes he sees "Jordan's" has me dying 😂

[@lowlowseesee]

hahahahahaah so fucking cute

[@calebdonaldson7044]

@@lowlowseesee😬

[@AhmedMalaki]

You there Gimme the Jordans

[@hampton_the_one5419]

“I’m sorry but we gotta bring out the dancing anime girls” Markus has done the impossible, He’s made the amazing more amazing

[@lukegzero98]

Yk the movie sucks when the loop of dancing anime girls is 100 x more interesting

[@limbobilbo8743]

I like marcus’ meta narrative that the two bullies have a wholesome relationship together

[@tatersalad76]

I'm surprised this wasn't labeled the "Cosmonaut Horror Show". Still great to see you ripping apart both our childhoods though lol

[@livekid2011]

Or like Cosmo Horror Picture Show

[@LucyWest370]

I mean it’s not like a horror movie

[@funnysonicman]

@@LucyWest370 Idk man, I’ve never seen a cat die and re-inflate before

[@LucyWest370]

@@funnysonicman as an eight year old I was perfectly fine with it.

[@funnysonicman]

@@LucyWest370 Joke bro

[@charlacharizard]

"Kpop boys should dress like this" THEY LITERALLY DO lol

[@bigstunna2049]

Exactly what I said Haha they been looking like this

[@waltuhwhite8534]

This is just Marcus simping for Sarah for 16 minutes

[@razkable]

her: we just love blondes marcus: yeah we do.. me: why did he sound so creepy there lol

[@reiendowo]

He just like me fr

[@MIAMI305ers]

Is nobody going to comment on SJP sitting on the bus driver’s lap 😂

[@citysmall3427]

I was so mad he didn't adress it. Plus the "speedbump" 😳

[@worldsworstdad2198]

There's a part where Winnie says, "We desire children!" and he replies, "It may take me a couple tries."

[@bigstunna2049]

Bus driver might've had the best jokes

[@NightAtTheOpera3]

I'm surprised that didn't straight up kill Marcus.

[@lowlowseesee]

@Kyle Richard LOLOLOL fuck

[@margarethmichelina5146]

This is the only movie when I found that Sarah Jessica Parker is the hottest.

[@johngreen8921]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@jackkurtt7913]

@@johngreen8921 not from a Jedi!

[@splewy]

She looked pretty good in Seabiscuit too, especially considering all that that training she had to do in order to run around a race track with a man on her back.

[@habitsrabbit]

This is where she peaked in hotness. But that went downhill fast...

[@breezetha27]

@@jackkurtt7913 Darth Sarah Jessica Parker the wise

[@guitarnbassman96]

As a Massachusetts native I’m gonna highly recommend at least 1 Halloween in Salem because that shits taken seriously here. Right down to the virgin shaming

[@adammulvihill2048]

I need a Marky compilation of "dats da name of da movie"

[@Dudeman23rd]

A combination of that and "da end of da movie is da beginning of da movie!" would be amazing.

[@adammulvihill2048]

Dudeman Lmfao damn straight

[@KrazyKelor]

That this came three years before Disney’s The Hunchback is kind of astonishing.

[@raine-time]

Half of this vid is just Marcus thirsting over SJP lol can't blame him

[@SwainixFPV]

Idk they have very good chemistry which makes me enjoy every video so much xD

[@Exigentable]

Meanwhile his friendzoned girl is touching on him and dropping hints every chance she gets. Markus is oblivious and sad. Id snag her up in 2 seconds guilt free. Keep tellin yoself shes just friends and you wouldnt ruin the friendship lolol

[@joshalben833]

@@Exigentable man

[@Petit784]

@@Exigentable chill bro, you're projecting

[@R3GARnator]

@@Exigentable They're literally boyfriend and girlfriend.

[@MatalicSoldier]

Markus: “This movie changed me.” Sara Jessica Parker: “Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!” Me too man, me too.

[@bobbyshewan4229]

With lines like that, how could you not? Lmao this movie didn’t even make me have a thing for blondes but I’ve never agreed with Marcus more on anything

[@racheltalley4364]

QUICK WATCH IT BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN AND HE HAS TO FILL THE FOOTAGE WITH MORE ANIME GIRLS

[@LucyWest370]

Wait so what’s downside here You got something against anime girls

[@David-gj9qr]

Wait but wouldn't that make the video better?

[@funnysonicman]

Anime girls already increased the video’s quality by one point to a 12/10, I see no issue with making it 13

[@bennettanderson9839]

In that case, I’ll wait

[@johngreen8921]

You are all men of culture

[@shaunwatson6354]

9:09 Markus' face after SJP's lines clearly says "I CAME"

[@SirLeopoldWasTaken]

I’m sorry I can’t trust anyone who can’t enjoy this movie.

[@LucyWest370]

Same! Anyone who doesn’t will be taken to court and sentenced to execution.

[@huntahunta2092]

😭Love your content. Keep it up. Let your dreams fly high bro.

[@seveneleven8530]

MurkTheDreamer you speak FACTS

[@gulorful8488]

You can only like this movie if you’re nostalgic by it so you’re missing like every generation of people who aren’t 90s kids.

[@cameronsimpkins4186]

Why?

[@AT7outof10]

This movie is like lightning in a bottle, it casts an irresistible charm over you, that you can't help but enjoy it.

[@jamietaylor4215]

This movie really “changed” Markus😂🤭 Edit: Thanks so much for 1K likes

[@LucyWest370]

Or did it change his di-

[@Quintusblake]

It fixed him.

[@LucyWest370]

@@Quintusblake it awakened a feeling he hadn’t felt in a long time A disturbance in his force

[@purplesand]

Same

[@hp5898]

😅😂😂

[@dangelonavarro262]

These are all the scenes of him obsessing over Sara Jessica Parker's character. 1:59 2:17 2:22 7:36 8:14 8:55 9:14 10:43 13:22 14:43

[@negavenom]

I would love to see someone make a compilation video out of it, with Cosmonaut's permission of course.

[@bergonath8851]

JEYZUS, that's a lot!

[@LucyWest370]

@@bergonath8851 only like ten

[@kingj282]

Actually I came back for this lmao

[@MasterJunior93]

I swear, the thirst is real.

[@butterspread]

My king has blessed us with his presence

[@Tenpouin]

"It's a good angle. I-I-It's a good shot of her. It's a good scene." oh marcus

[@magicalmerlin5524]

1. the virgin joke was absolutely hilarious 2. Marcus simping is the thing I need right now

[@Iinneus]

"Scary Godmother is hot" Fun Fa-- ok, not a "fact", but... fun _speculation:_ scary godmother is HELLA a self-insert character by the author Just look up pics of the author, Jill Thompson! It'll give you one of those "ohhhhh i see what this is" moments.

[@ahmadkhalaf8952]

Cosmonaut picture shows are the most entertaining thing on youtube; change my mind

[@companyinkdipper3949]

And Diesel Patches!

[@David-gj9qr]

I don't know I found a minecraft series that's extremely entertaining called minecraft manhunt

[@LucyWest370]

Red vs Blue?

[@ahmadkhalaf8952]

@@David-gj9qr true, mc manhunt is 🔥

[@THAT_GUY119]

U right he should do this more often like its not hard to upload this tbh watch the movie plus about a maximum of 5 hours of editing

[@Justakidthatrantsisapimp]

I can't believe Scary Godmother wasn't a fever dream of mine

[@bella-tt9hk]

honestly those movies are like weird fever dreams

[@jjonahjameson8934]

Gonna be honest haven’t seen this movie so This was a good experience glad I watched this

[@jjonahjameson8934]

Wow thanks for the likes

[@lapistides]

I resonated with Markus when he said "This movie CHANGED me"

[@SBNetto]

I think I never laughed harder at a Picture Show. The image of a 7 year old girl, with a grenade, saying "go to hell" to some witches will NEVER leave my mind and I'm so greatful for that

[@PureRok]

I love this movie. Watched it again last year after not seeing it as a kid and I think I'll make it a yearly thing.

[@veno2029]

They should 100% do a Cosmonaut Picture Show for Hubie Halloween. It’s honestly not bad and I imagine that it would make for a great vid

[@gabriel-iv4tl]

Yeah itd be cool but i kinda feel like he criticise it a bit lol but that was a good movie

[@toepringles1388]

I watched it twice it’s great

[@veno2029]

@@gabriel-iv4tl that’s what makes it fun

[@gabriel-iv4tl]

@@veno2029 true true

[@gabriel-iv4tl]

@@toepringles1388 same here

[@maxbloxham2721]

this is my favorite video on KZbin and I revisit it twice a year

[@alexanderforbes1452]

Gotta love when you finally break down and watch one of those older movies you've never seen but everyone else says is great and it turns out to ACTUALLY be as good as people told you.

[@R3GARnator]

This movie has really good cinematography, such memorable scenes.

[@chooseitwisely98]

Vero is a gem. They have literally the WORST potty mouth and picture show is all the better for it.

[@bennettanderson9839]

We need more Vero

[@colmmoran.2700]

(See every episode of Twilight Picture Show)

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

Absolutely

[@castlerock1627]

How can I watch Twilight Picture Show on Vero?

[@jenniferm7695]

He should take over the channel. Jk jk... Unless?

[@jikookmints]

Vero needs to be on the picture show always they're so fun 😭

[@funnysonicman]

7:00 *GUYS, GUYS, THATS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!*

[@LucyWest370]

“Wow that’s super easy barely an inconvenience.”

[@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia8139]

@@LucyWest370 Oh really

[@LucyWest370]

@@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia8139 “listen I’m gonna need you to get allll the way off my back about this.”

[@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia8139]

@@LucyWest370 Oh okay, let me get off of that thing.

[@LucyWest370]

@@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia8139 oh, pre war money is TIGHT.

[@ALottaBees]

Genuinely forgot how good this movie was, and your guys' reactions are hilarious.

[@Gruunld]

Markus "This shot changed me" You and me both brother XD Edit: Sidenote, I forgot how cool the little sister was.

[@softyspectre8125]

God you could not a have prefaced that worse

[@yanzthemanz392]

I love this series so damn much. Just a couple friends watching a movie, and either laughing at the bullshit or talking about how great it is. It feels like how me and my friends watch movies.

[@theguy3851]

Holy shit my brother was obsessed with this movie, He would play it even when it wasn't halloween! Good times, man. Good times.

[@LucyWest370]

We could be best friends

[@StorkitoLugo]

@@LucyWest370 SAME

[@kellhunt1989]

Bruh we were poor and I had stairs and a loft in my bedroom, the 90's were awesome! That blonde witch also changed me at like 8 years old. Edit: Holy shit that was Sarah Jessica Parker?

[@oruststation8454]

Loved 'Yoda Marcus' then the Palpatine reference. This truly is Disney hours!

[@josephstone4842]

The two of you always have the BEST commentary! Please keep making these

[@calebchatfield6534]

I was literally watching this when you uploaded this.

[@SabrinaRina]

I mean even I was looking at SJP in this when I was young. I think she was more iconic here than Sex in the City. I also wanted a Thackery cat and I really wanted to help that zombie minion. And that dance party with the parents... This movie! 💕

[@angelluisperaltacastelan2199]

Ever since Vero said “lil GameStop bootie” in the Twilight videos I can’t stop saying it in my normal conversations 💀

[@caitlynmarie2677]

7:23 I have to say when I rewatched the original “Jumanji” I was similarly impressed with what they pulled off for a 90’s movie... definitely a few moments that could be done better today, but high marks for the work they were able to do for the time. PS: I have the original Jumanji board game they released alongside the movie, I feel really cool for that (and also like a sentimental pack rat...) I also still have a functional, 90’s edition of Mall Madness and the ‘Home Alone 2 Lost in New York” talking board game... yep, sentimental pack rat it is... I think they’re stored next to my Barbie dream house & RV camper ...

[@alexanderyodice1422]

Hocus pocus: This looks like a girl that’s gonna ruin your life. Markus: she can fix me....

[@fertik6641]

My God! You guys ALWAYS leave me gasping for air.

[@daisyb3573]

The Dancing Anime Girl fits really well with this video.

[@LucyWest370]

Of course anime girls go with everything

[@Amber-hf8uo]

I never cared for this movie much as a kid, re-watching it as an adult I definitely get it. I like the songs and the witches but its still hard for me to watch it all the way through. I think it helps a lot to watch it with someone who likes it.

[@funnysonicman]

10:48 This is the best montage ever🤣

[@TheMrelvisvicious]

“Was it the stoners in the graveyard?” got me. Well done 👍

[@MarvinMartinez2001]

We need the Hocus Pocus 2 commentary!!!

[@katiezellers7106]

It is actually very cathartic to hear people enjoying a movie that means a lot to me. Especially with everything going on in the world its great to hear some good humored jokes and banter without hate and malice everywhere.

[@kguy2249]

Marcus's cat being bonked lightly on the head and looking so confused was amazing. (I don't know the cat's name, and am sad about it.)

[@Firefly07]

Maybe too late, but his name is Nicky! I don’t know if it’s spelled like that or Nikki or something but yeah.

[@stagelinedpro]

So Dani constantly mocks Max for being a virgin? There are troubling implications written all over that.

[@R3GARnator]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was the origin of Incels.

[@AM-vb7vp]

I made the SAME exact face when the boy spirit kissed the little girl.

[@1080TJ]

3:24 nice timing with the dancing catgirl.

[@jonmercano1138]

Marcus thirsting for SJP witch alone nearly made this my favorite Pic Show. Nearly. It is my second favorite.

[@tanuki2898]

I saw this movie for the first time earlier this month, and it has earned all the hype. I did not expect to enjoy it as much as I did, and I still quote Thackery's last line every chance I get.

[@nyanlathotep9863]

This is some of your finest work, Marcus. It was absolutely worth the wait.

[@wind-flower]

My favourite thing about this video might just be the way the "girl" character gestures towards the car at 13:48

[@thejadedeagle6729]

Bett Midler doesn't get enough love for her performance in this movie. Honestly.

[@lowlowseesee]

in this vid or in life ?

[@PenniDeadful]

"Sorry, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle!" -Special Agent McGee.

[@masonl87]

I loved this movie as a kid, and it still holds up today, even with all the 90s cheese. Also, this was a hilarious riff on it. Well done.

[@IggyIggyBoBiggy]

It still bothers me that whenever someone watches this they never mention that the bullies look like discount Jay and Silent Bob

[@lowlowseesee]

start a channel if it "bothers" you lol

[@jackrusso4700]

@@lowlowseesee this comment both baffles and confuses me to this day, thank you for the non sensical comment stranger, you’ve made my October experience even better

[@ujew1623]

Finally, u got 1080p videos man. This is truly special.

[@jacksonbarnes3190]

Watching Marcus lose his shit over the blonde witch was the most relatable moment of my life

[@theholyzoidberg1772]

These videos always make my seasonal depression reverse to me being slap happy

[@henryflores3602]

Now we need a part 2 👀

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

So happy to see more picture show. Even more happy that it's a spooky one!

[@bigJ5489]

Thank you. You reminded me how much i love this movie. And how much more i can "appreciate" it.

[@stanislav_5312]

That was amazing, I wish you would do these videos more frequently. Happy Halloween!

[@watermalone2766]

I hate the way these videos so abruptly end my depression just comes swooping in

[@enzodapan5016]

_Alternative title_ *"Marcus being a simp for 16 minutes in a Disney movie"*

[@Stillnotgoated]

I was literally just watching this a couple weeks ago and thought it would make a great picture show this is awesome

[@utterfool2164]

Honestly I’m just glad y’all enjoyed this.

[@VapricKnight]

Seeing Marcus H A R D simp is hilarious

[@oddcouplemusic]

“give me your weed or your jordan’s” is the hypebeast manifesto

[@DarkestKnightshade]

I never bothered watching the picture show on this channel. Lmao what a great introduction to it. Was immediately hooked.

[@jackkelly9048]

in new england we do learn about salem and colonial times like it's folklore for real

[@no-fo7he]

I just wanna say, ever since your video on Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, I've loved rewatching it every now and then, and I always recommend it to people and other youtubers in hopes it'll get more attention cause it's actually so awesome.

[@obviouslygay7184]

I've recommended Darkplace to I think, all of my friends and one girl literally refuses to watch it just because she's the last one to check it out and everybody's like "watch darkplace, mate"

[@samuelhan2353]

I didn't know how much I wanted to see this until I saw that it was a thing.

[@eliohhh]

i desperately need to be vero's friend, like immediately i love them so much.

[@memicoot]

This was so fun to watch! I haven’t laughed in a while but you made me chuckle quite a bit :) Gotta rewatch Hocus Pocus now.

[@justintolley9309]

I found my new favorite cosmonaut video