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@djdemonidor4 жыл бұрын
Twilight is like that scene where Anakin is flirting with Padme but it's a whole movie
@catherinepoteat4 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Magalhães thaaaank youuu for saying the truth! Loooooool
@TopTenBingeYT4 жыл бұрын
Attack of the clones. But I would take “I don’t like sand” over twilight any day
@superpettyspaghetti42974 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAGAHA
@Smellbringer4 жыл бұрын
Whats funny is that the Clone Wars has one scene for like, two minutes with Anakin and Padme flirting and its better than AOTC. Which is, oh yeah, most of the damn movie.
@mov-e66124 жыл бұрын
Actually, perfect summarization
@svx44013 жыл бұрын
What's even funnier is the fact that they thretened to fire Pattinson because he thought the movie was stupid and wanted to play his character with a bit more sense.
@angelfilms48863 жыл бұрын
Thats fucked up...
@breezy33923 жыл бұрын
They should have let the actors act up! They could have done so much better
@naprizodenvtuber25293 жыл бұрын
Wow, I have even more respect for him now.
@tetsudikawakami30713 жыл бұрын
Kinda of show how much the dieectors hate twilight
@mangenkiou3 жыл бұрын
You can see his face going more and more "AH for the love of-" as the series progress...seriously,I can smell the dissapointment in every line he delivers. ... Michael Sheen on the other hand...
@Zeerotohero3 жыл бұрын
Any rational parent or doctor that heard the he “she fell down the stairs and out of a window and that’s why she has bruises, broken bones, and a bite mark” story would assume Edward was beating her...
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
And, like... I mean, he didn't abuse her in THAT way, but... you know.
@Lainey973 жыл бұрын
Honestly though! I’ve always cringed and hated that excuse, like that was the best anybody could come up with?!
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
@@Lainey97 How did these vampires last this long without being found out?? Jesus Christ!
@raspberrycrowns94943 жыл бұрын
Bruh I would've been calling the cops the moment I heard bite marks, what kind of normal human bites another person!?
@monky65203 жыл бұрын
dang the bite marks, i guess her dog is abusing her too now
@jasontoddsleftthigh53783 жыл бұрын
When Alice tells Jasper he won’t hurt Bella, Edward’s reaction probably wasn’t even scripted, it was just Rob Pattinson realizing how much he’s gonna hate his life for the next few years.
@smg80483 жыл бұрын
*sudden realization*
@Air_Serpent3 жыл бұрын
Method acting 😔
@jasontoddsleftthigh53783 жыл бұрын
@@Ray-er4sj 14:18
@2kmichaeljordan4382 жыл бұрын
In that moment he realized that his next movies after twilight needs to be masterpieces to achieve redemption
@goldenageofdinosaurs71922 жыл бұрын
🤣
@cinamynj4 жыл бұрын
The whole movie is really... blue
@taehofu4 жыл бұрын
it's to kinda indicate that the vampires are the cold ones as jacob says
@Moakmeister3 жыл бұрын
Ikr it looks so bad
@Pokanika3 жыл бұрын
@@taehofu I would actually accept this if the blue was only noticiable when the vampires are around but the blue is always there.
@rawley34023 жыл бұрын
It’s more green for me
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's not christal blue persuasion color talking Hiesingberg blue.
@destroyerinazuma964 жыл бұрын
Ah, so everyone is in agreement that Bella's father is a great character and we wish there was more of him in the films?
@crawlingboy4 жыл бұрын
Yes and less of belle
@megashark10134 жыл бұрын
Wish he had more of a spotlight. He's great.
@dromalloma26514 жыл бұрын
Charlie's the best.
@dhruvhari71894 жыл бұрын
Just imagine it... The quillette wolves and the cullens have a grudge of sorts, and Charlie notices. He didn’t think much of it, but when a string of murders began in forks, he began to notice some interesting differences in both the friend’s family. The quilette clan seems to have a habit of roaming around in with no tops, noticed when Jake, Paul and Sam showed up near the crime scene like that, and that they were surprisingly strong. The cullens seem to have an aversion to sunlight, that was only noticed when he overheard Jake and Edward got into a fight, Jake blaming him for the animal attacks, and he brings that up. He gets more and more suspicious until he finally snaps at Billy and Carlisle when they were having their passive aggressive arguments. The proof was there, realised when he remembered Billy’s stories. He was incredulous until he snapped. After both groups gave up, and tried to act like it wasn’t true, he walked in on Edward fighting a ginormous wolf, that was moments before Jacob the kid he saw growing up. He took his shot gun and pointed it at Jacob. “If you’re still the boy I saw grow up, change back. Or if you’re not, I’ll shoot. He said while glaring at both Edward and Jacob. When he turned back, he talked to Billy and Jacob and got the entire story out of them, Edward and Carlisle met him at the police station. Now he became the bridge of sorts between vampires and wolves.
@destroyerinazuma964 жыл бұрын
@@dhruvhari7189 this is some of the best storytelling ideas I've heard in a while!
@3pa15_latisiasyarivahartaw43 жыл бұрын
the reason why the actors look so stiff and uncomfortable all the time is because they just can’t believe what the hell they’re gonna say or what they’ve just said. I have a theory why Kristen always vibrate or shakes her head, it’s because she’s in disbelief how horrible the next line is that she has to force it out of her mouth
@Pazuzu4All3 жыл бұрын
That would explain the uncomfortable faces they make.
@dudemarina2 жыл бұрын
Agreed even Robert Pattison admitted he hated playing Edward
@CrowMaiden2 жыл бұрын
@@dudemarina tbh, it became a quite well known fact amongst people who don't like twilight that no one hated these films more than the cast of these films. especially the main pair.
@oladipupoolowabi93162 жыл бұрын
That's called bad acting
@MelaniePoparad2 жыл бұрын
Seriously that actually makes sense.
@seniorstudent97683 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Megamind starts in medias res and that movie is a fucking banger
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
It's a really goodass movie!
@mr.a-list12723 жыл бұрын
Megamind gets it right.
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln2 жыл бұрын
Megamind is a big brain movie. Pun intended
@kinagrill2 жыл бұрын
in the mouths of madness does the same.
@Mulukan572 жыл бұрын
Megamind is the best Superman movie
@graysonsteinmetz52984 жыл бұрын
As an Arizonian, NO ONE ever or will ever say, “I miss the heat.”
@madgamer8894 жыл бұрын
ik right wtf
@Awesome_Pichu4 жыл бұрын
Clearly she’s never been in the heat
@huganation94 жыл бұрын
Bruh fr
@agi2384 жыл бұрын
As a New Yorker and New York borders Canada I already hate the heat.
@bg10524 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the heat is the worst part. It's called the oven of America for a reason.
@beatthegreat70204 жыл бұрын
The fact that they are called the Cullens pisses me off. I'm part of the Irish clan Cullen, and I can't research anything about my ancestors without a bunch of pixie-shit vampires getting in the way.
@ahopefor4 жыл бұрын
Well I'm part of another Irish clan that isn't effected by this movie.
@kamilee41234 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry
@brodericksiz6254 жыл бұрын
A Hope For The Last *affected. Please, you're a native speaker: don't let foreigners school you on spelling. Affect is the verb, effect is the noun.
@Ceci-ys6rh4 жыл бұрын
Big sad bro
@blackkage69544 жыл бұрын
@@brodericksiz625 I dont know why I found that funny
@manstanzang27973 жыл бұрын
the villains are just the black eyed peas but pale
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
They keep saying it, and it keeps being true.
@narutospersona4263 жыл бұрын
Don’t you ever compare those legends to the worst characters and actors ever
@TheAirBear20002 жыл бұрын
Black Eyed Pales
@Wonderlandhype2 жыл бұрын
That was actually a joke in the spoof Vampires Suck. It was actually really funny since it really openly mocked Twilight and New Moon.
@vario64922 жыл бұрын
Pale eyed peas
@symonew333 жыл бұрын
It’s interesting that you mention what if Edward has the same mindset as when he was a human cause in Twilight lore the vampires mindsets are partially frozen at the values they had when they turned. Which is why I always side eye Jasper being a confederate soldier.
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
I know right??
@some_metalhead2 жыл бұрын
In that case, thank God Meyer didn’t write a single black character in all four novels. Tyler and Laurent being black (and Angela being Hispanic and Eric being Asian for that matter) are all movie exclusive.
@kinagrill2 жыл бұрын
the core person remains frozen, they can still learn, adapt, etc. hell they can actually also CHANGE in rare, once-in-an-existence moments.
@juliagiles15472 жыл бұрын
wait I’m sorry Jasper’s a WHAT
@harper4302 жыл бұрын
@@juliagiles1547 in the third movie I think there's a flashback of him as a confederate soldier during the civil war 💀
@ErinaBleu4 жыл бұрын
"everyone who was obsessed with twilight as a kid doesn't use capitalization now... all those bisexuals.." i have NEVER been more called out in my LIFE
@Cloud54724 жыл бұрын
erin well. Your names not capitalized. So....
@Di7manya4 жыл бұрын
Its OK Erin. ITS. ... O. ... K.
@void-creature4 жыл бұрын
Hehehe... cause your username is also not capitalised Wait, neither is mine
@alliemae8954 жыл бұрын
i don’t use capitalization, am i bi????
@user-jy9rq8nj7q4 жыл бұрын
@@alliemae895 yes.
@gramboni06244 жыл бұрын
Dont you just hate it when you're trying to enjoy a baseball game during an active lightning storm and the local X-Men chapter threatens the players before everyone leaves
@powerphi63234 жыл бұрын
Like Obi-Wan says: "I hate it when he does that!"
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
Storm caused it to mess with them.
@judeslater49813 жыл бұрын
The reaction Edward has when that chick says "You won't hurt her" is just Robert Pattinson coming to terms with his life decisions
@leaffinite38282 жыл бұрын
"Cmon Rob hold it together youre getting paid for this, oh god its awful..."
@natural20_2 жыл бұрын
"SPEED, STRENGTH, TERRIBLE AT FLIRTING, VIRGIN" kills me everytime lol
@erraticonteuse4 жыл бұрын
I mean, Marcus jokes about Edward being anti women's suffrage but does the movie mention that Jasper was legit a Confederate soldier?
@Lsd10214 жыл бұрын
That's why there's only 4 black guys in the town
@Pink.andahalf4 жыл бұрын
Not til the third movie, if memory serves.
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
Wait what the fuck??? I DON'T REMEMNER THAT OH MY GOD.
@batty_babette4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGhostofAbigailMills I feel like he's going to have a blast with that. Like, after he's finds out, all jokes stem back to Jasper. At least until CGI baby.
@HurricaneDDragon4 жыл бұрын
LexiDizzle And worse... he was Sokka in The Last Airbender.
@superman32119894 жыл бұрын
“he thinks women shouldn’t be able to vote” that line had me dying!
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
That would have beeen so good!! And actually require SOME development for him as a character, and he would ACTUALLY GAIN OR LEARN something by being around Bella, instead of just being "perfect" form the very beginning, to Bella.
@alex-rs6ts4 жыл бұрын
@@wandanemer2630 YES. Since he has been alive for so much time, with little to no interaction with humans (and a lot of interaction with his family, who also lived for quite some time) it would make sense if he was sexist, racist... As, sadly, most people were back then.
@stzefm98794 жыл бұрын
i was deadass about to say the same LMAO
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
Like the vampires in What We Do In The Shadows... god that's movie is so fucking good yall should go see it.
@bilibiliism4 жыл бұрын
Alexandre Oliveira Arrais yeah. It could be a better love story that their love turn him into a better person.
@gabrielmartins78872 жыл бұрын
Funfact: the director of this movie started a argument with the book author because she wanted to include a black vampire and the author didn't like the idea
@rosec_rose66617 ай бұрын
The director had more vision than the author lol that's why she was kicked away from next film. I can tell you that cringe moments this film had then it was all the author's idea lol. And yep racist people should never get fame but i guess this is the era of assholes getting fame instead of good hearted ppl
@Langley_Ackerman196 ай бұрын
@@rosec_rose6661And race swapping white charcaters is not racist? Miss me with that bullsh*t virtue signaling double standard stupidity. Your country will be overrun by non Americans in a few years and all you care about is racism 😂😂😂
@halfmettlealchemist80765 ай бұрын
O O F
@stonewolf19803 жыл бұрын
That's seaweed, not a rope. Makes more sense if she's running away from rotting, slimy seaweed than rope. I have no idea how I ended up defending twilight, a movie that bored me to literal sleep.
@alicem19613 жыл бұрын
HOW COULD U SAY THAT it may not be the best movie but it is so fun to watch and make fun of
@XxxMuseluverxxX2 жыл бұрын
I thought they were those gigantic sea worms or whatever from the Pacific Northwest lol
@gorbsupreme75552 жыл бұрын
@@XxxMuseluverxxX no just huge things of seaweed if go too some beaches you can find them
@daelinzo14274 жыл бұрын
I swear to god if we don't get a full twilight picture show series with you two I'm gonna riot
@jlord50784 жыл бұрын
And I will join you!
@jendowns61754 жыл бұрын
And you have my axe!
@d-rgk24774 жыл бұрын
Princess Stabbity but you just broke your axe on the Ring...
@judeannethecandorchannel21534 жыл бұрын
Dael... Cool. I'm a...fan with a theory and awareness of the flaws...
@TheUnitedMarshmallowFederation4 жыл бұрын
@@jendowns6175 Axe??? What is this Canada?? (*pushes you aside*) here's my AR-15 sir
@reeseparquette75064 жыл бұрын
They need to let us out out of this lockdown, people are watching Twilight now...
@yh1324 жыл бұрын
Reese Parquette resist
@maxflynn68454 жыл бұрын
You capitalized twilight though...
@davey89534 жыл бұрын
I succumbed to watching Batman v superman yesterday 🤮🤢🤯
@swolby92304 жыл бұрын
My brother made a cowl with a Fred Meyer bag, only revealing his face. I then proceeded to write the onomotopoeia for menacing around the face hole in purple marker. He is now screaming and flexing on our picnic table, he is 27 and I am scared.
@JTsilver054 жыл бұрын
Okay karen
@pandalandalopalis65153 жыл бұрын
Marcus's "Wait what?" after Veronica says she'd fuck the 'Sex God' gets me wheezing every time I can't
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
I mean... same.
@spongebobsquarepants29817 ай бұрын
Ok
@spongebobsquarepants29817 ай бұрын
@@wandanemer2630ok
@CaptWarChief2 жыл бұрын
Running away from home to be with your creepy, mysterious boyfriend and then showing up in the hospital saying "I tripped and fell down some stairs" is like the biggest red flag to anyone that you are in an abusive relationship (which is exactly what this is)
@kaseyferrell82494 жыл бұрын
Anna Kendrick: Aren't people from Arizona supposed to be like really tan? Gosh Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!
@admin.slayerenryu52174 жыл бұрын
As someone who has lived in both Arizona and Sonora, I'm not that tanned at all
@maurreese4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ThatOneGuy08124 жыл бұрын
You see most people from Arizona DESPERATELY avoid the sun so that’s why some of us aren’t tan
@admin.slayerenryu52174 жыл бұрын
@@ThatOneGuy0812 Sonora is similarly hot yet people go out. Although now that isn't much of an issue now (sorry)
@MilkPudding3 жыл бұрын
I died. Omg...
@littlest-kim4 жыл бұрын
"everyone who was obsessed with twilight as a kid doesn't use capitalization now" wow call me out
@xyleexylee44654 жыл бұрын
this comment is proving your point
@littlest-kim4 жыл бұрын
@@xyleexylee4465 lowercase all dayyy
@ahmodhoward23344 жыл бұрын
@@xyleexylee4465 That's the point.
@viddork4 жыл бұрын
Non-capitalization is way too prevalent on the internet for it to be just twilight fans.
@kaepiper4 жыл бұрын
really had to do us like that💀
@TheMisanthropistTM3 жыл бұрын
The most overlooked thing ever in twilight is kristen stewart and taylor lautner thinking absolutely nothing about a guy chasing a woman on the beach with some rope.
@XxxMuseluverxxX2 жыл бұрын
Those guys were Bella’s friends and I’m pretty sure Eric was chasing Angela (Bella’s friends) with one of those sea worms or whatever they’re called lol
@Divaliciousbeauty1233 жыл бұрын
Robert Pattinson is actually a fantastic actor we don’t hold this against him 😩😩😩😩. He did the best with what he was given
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
Seriously, true. He was great in Cosmopolis, made me cry my eyes out in Remember Me and FUCKING BLEW ME AWAY in The Lighthouse! He's amazing. He's also famously admitted to hate this franchise to death, and I'm glad he got to play better roles at better movies. Kristen also did an awesome job back in Panic Room, when she was younger, but I'm convinced every director now keeps telling her to play Bella... like in Snowhite and The Huntsman, and that really sucks for her, she seems like a nice cool person.
@vario64922 жыл бұрын
Maybe if it weren't for these movies, he'd never become popular and get to the latter roles. Considered that?
@redtexan70534 жыл бұрын
It’s hard to believe this is the same guy who was in The Lighthouse.
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
I'm actually really proud of him for how far he's come, not gonna lie.
@athenajaxon23974 жыл бұрын
I can he's the best actor in these movies
@backwardsbrain22554 жыл бұрын
From a vampire to a bat...man
@heisen-bones4 жыл бұрын
In Patman/Battinson, we trust.
@medhros4 жыл бұрын
He said in interviews that he was very bad directed back then and ofetenly felt uncomfortable acting as that character. If you think about, it is a lot better to act a well written character with clear motivations and all that. I would not know how to react to the scenes in this movie as well.
@miaallen61614 жыл бұрын
“These guys are doing vampirism all wrong.” *Twilight, in a nutshell.*
@salvadorlopezsalas87664 жыл бұрын
It has cool things but the source material does not explore more things, I will like to see if there are human vampire hunters....or explore the human-vampire hybrids....maybe even a vampire -werewolf hybrid. Why te vampires don't rule the world.....what if they did it in the past and nobody remembers it....
@crawlingboy4 жыл бұрын
@@uwc. Za Warudo
@omarsalem12194 жыл бұрын
@@salvadorlopezsalas8766 but if they decided to cover all these interesting stuff there will be no room for the akward romance nobody cares about
@salvadorlopezsalas87664 жыл бұрын
@@omarsalem1219 the problem is within the source, maybe a different tone in another adaptation
@tri_shaddy28044 жыл бұрын
Salvador Lopez Salas lol that is vampire diaries in a nutshell😂
@benjaminskylerhill82762 жыл бұрын
The “EW” and the added camera shake during the kiss scene made me cry because I was laughing so hard. Good job
@MrNrj64903 жыл бұрын
"Magneto says that he wants to talk to you" lmaooooo The end credits for Twilight also came very close to ruining Radiohead for me
@dildoswaggins23343 жыл бұрын
Oh god what Radiohead song plays?
@victoriabonifacio79214 жыл бұрын
"he's laying like the people in family guy when they get knocked out" might just be the greatest line from this video
@TsdsxSansTSSunStone4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed how weird they look when they fall and shit.
@chanceneck80724 жыл бұрын
Nope, that one belongs to that period line! 😂
@matthewdugan48294 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for Pattinson, he's a legit actor, it's taken him a long time to shake this crap off his boots
@bellaancheta54074 жыл бұрын
Facts. If u watch his other movies his characters are so intense and he’s got some really dark roles. He’s an amazing actor some ppl only see him as Edward 😔
@durnel20014 жыл бұрын
Good Time really, um, good
@aguywithalotofopinions4124 жыл бұрын
He still hasn’t completely. Hopefully Batman will help.
@poopee27314 жыл бұрын
@@bellaancheta5407 soon to be batman
@garintj15474 жыл бұрын
@@poopee2731 yeah, but, he doesn't wanna workout so, maybe not fit do be batman.
@crispycherry79183 жыл бұрын
They should make a new twilight but Charlie is the actual main character and has to fight crime and finds out there’s vampires and werewolves taking over. Would be so cool
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
I'd watch that show.
@junipersr3 жыл бұрын
4:14 "her phone looks like an ice-cream sandwich" is one of the best pieces of twilight commentary I've ever heard. I've never laughed so much at a commentary and first time reaction.
@soychidoese4 жыл бұрын
Marcus complains about an ancient virgin vampire Me nearing 30 : *sweats profusely....
@soychidoese4 жыл бұрын
@IntrepidFinch welp*
@Nemesis_T-Type4 жыл бұрын
Dont give up mate, I believe in you
@soychidoese4 жыл бұрын
This thread is about to be interesting.
@reaganbartels99934 жыл бұрын
This thread got interesting...
@quiqs94544 жыл бұрын
@@Nemesis_T-Type no, it's too late my boy
@jwall16464 жыл бұрын
Having never seen this film it looks like it should have a linkin park/evanescence sound track
@murciadoxial80564 жыл бұрын
well, it has paramore
@deltaone28374 жыл бұрын
Paramore is in this.
@cafetorium67954 жыл бұрын
It's not Daredevil
@Alexe_arte4 жыл бұрын
Also muse
@PittsburghSonido4 жыл бұрын
WAKE ME UP no seriously, wake me up when this film is over cuz it’s trash.
@Barzhan132 жыл бұрын
10:28 "It's how he gets his nutrients, - he eats her out on her period" faakkin killed me omg
@989538122 жыл бұрын
I did not expect a girl to make that kind of joke. I unironically laughed for 4 minutes. XD
@beelzebub6414 Жыл бұрын
@@98953812 who else wouldve made that joke
@davidbliss52203 жыл бұрын
I knew Edward Cullen was a man of culture once I found out he listened to Ram Ranch
@aubreymack81383 жыл бұрын
Underrated joke
@ChangedMyNameFinally692 жыл бұрын
He likes Death Grips so why not
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache4 жыл бұрын
"Watching Twilight for the First Time" *goes to click* "(Not Clickbait)" *hesitates for a bit* Why did you do that? What's happening?
@m1a2r3q4u5i6s74 жыл бұрын
DUDE I SWEAR
@PittsburghSonido4 жыл бұрын
Gionarys Casarreal Everyone watches the same shit on KZbin.
@joeclarke79824 жыл бұрын
Youre the evil doppelganger of Just Some Guy without a mustache im convinced
@AC-gm6dr4 жыл бұрын
Ugh you
@kara-mari99094 жыл бұрын
Not worthy of being his successor.
@chrismcglade19474 жыл бұрын
Shame, that one black guy in town literally just died irl. RIP
@beanier35654 жыл бұрын
Fr? What happened to him?
@Mast3rOFnne4 жыл бұрын
@@beanier3565 Him and his girlfriend were found dead in their house in Las Vegas, last I heard they hadn't stablished the cause of death.
@beanier35654 жыл бұрын
Samantha Loreto that sucks :(
@chrismcglade19474 жыл бұрын
@kaz “damm bears again!”
@mertarican54563 жыл бұрын
@@chrismcglade1947 bear-human
@bunnyoppress Жыл бұрын
I like how Bella said something that broke Charlie's heart with no consequences
@stefaniel40002 жыл бұрын
I would PAY to have a full release of the twilight series, with you both doing a DVD style commentary with added sound effects and what not. It's the only way I'd want to watch the movies 😂
@thejadedeagle67294 жыл бұрын
Ya'know what this means. All Twilight movies reviewed and ranked...
@edharris58554 жыл бұрын
Interacting w this to bring more attention to it
@CCBrown924 жыл бұрын
Do eeeeet
@dawnmayflower44224 жыл бұрын
TheJadedEagle Yes.
@tylerjohn20984 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joshuaelliot44214 жыл бұрын
Yes we need all of these!
@Dawgers00124 жыл бұрын
“That’s how he gets his nutrients, he eats her out on her period.” Me: OH GOD IM GONNA HURL
@crawlingboy4 жыл бұрын
Purge this comment
@jlord50784 жыл бұрын
@himode .... I would have *paid* you not to say that.
@ManiaMac16134 жыл бұрын
How do I delete someone else's comment
@combine11754 жыл бұрын
That ain't healthy.
@samapple53904 жыл бұрын
It’s actually not bad, I have an iron deficiency so it’s good for my health I’m pretty sure.
@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire3 жыл бұрын
A list of every good actor in these “movies” 1) Robert Pattinson 2) Michael Sheen 3) Anna Kendrick 4) Lee Pace 5) probably some others I don’t know
@FormalFilmsProductions3 жыл бұрын
I hope that paycheck was worth it
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln2 жыл бұрын
Christian Serratos. She went on to be Rosita Espinosa in The Walking Dead. She's amazing ❤
@scoutalejan82592 жыл бұрын
Rami Malek
@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire2 жыл бұрын
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln oh yeah!
@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire2 жыл бұрын
@@scoutalejan8259 who?
@danidkg4071 Жыл бұрын
saying that the licensed music in twilight is not good is a very bold move
@ArturoGonzalez-di6rd Жыл бұрын
The Twilight licensed soundtrack is loaded with bangers.
@lenab.74914 жыл бұрын
I like how Edward goes "you need to see how I look in the sunlight" and then takes Bella for a like 20km piggyback ride through a *forest* to get to that one specific spot™ where sunlight actually hits the ground
@trapattack96613 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said that I was like "oh he's commuting suicide" nope
@7Mushrooms73 жыл бұрын
I've never watched Twilight except for youtube reaction videos and such, so can someone explain me why Edward and the other vampires didn't spark at other times they were in high school during the day?
@mumblemumble97233 жыл бұрын
@@7Mushrooms7 they sparkle only when the sunshine is strong and hits them directly. Because of this they only live in cloudy cities and everytime there’s an actual sunny day they don’t show up at school lol Sorry for my english btw
@TheBattlesword4 жыл бұрын
I know CinemaSins brought this up in his video, but I love how when she types “Cold One” into Google, she doesn’t immediately get results for beer
@MrAxsoon4 жыл бұрын
I don't get results for beer as well. I get the song for the first few results.
@shanez12153 жыл бұрын
The guy at 6:17 looks like if you tried to draw Chris Evans from memory and could only color him in with eggshell white.
@wuraolaolagunju3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, you're right!!!😂😂
@ruthfolorunso87153 жыл бұрын
underrated 😂
@delta23722 жыл бұрын
If you look at 3:12 and pause it at the right time there's a north korean flag
@CrisValentina883 жыл бұрын
Back in the day, I saw "the making of twilight", where they interview the different cast members, instructors etc. Everybody said they were so taken aback how great an actress Kristen was, and they rarely retook any scenes with her, because she was so natural... >.
@left82772 жыл бұрын
I think she’s a fantastic actress, but with an,, interesting script
@some_metalhead2 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, both Rob and Kristen are actually very talented actors, they were at their absolute worst in this series.
@Thatdumbgremlin4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I was kinda waiting for ya'll to realize that Jasper's actor was Sokka in The Last Airbender.
@amberwingtundrawing7764 жыл бұрын
HE WHAT???
@MrJ1GS4W4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit! You’re super right. Poor dude has a bad resume.
@Thatdumbgremlin4 жыл бұрын
@@MrJ1GS4W I don't think I've seen him in anything since 2010. TLA OBLITERATED this guy's career.
@stuffwithsoph82644 жыл бұрын
WAIT FR
@importantstuf88704 жыл бұрын
WHATTTT
@sinneryy86624 жыл бұрын
When she says "never uses capitals, all those bisexuals" i feel attacked
@baldr68944 жыл бұрын
You capitalized the w in “when” No I don’t get invited to parties
@baldr68943 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@angelocastillo8463 жыл бұрын
Uses capital letter👁👄👁
@sinneryy86623 жыл бұрын
i hate autocap now cuz it makes me look like an idiot lol
@prathamingale74363 жыл бұрын
@@sinneryy8662 just edit comment and make it lowercase
@mercedesgazda16352 жыл бұрын
this series has become my comfort series to come back and watch whenever i’m having a bad day
@jacobvogelsberg39433 жыл бұрын
When Marcus said Carlyle looked like a final fantasy character I immediately thought of Rufus Shinra from final fantasy 7
@quentinbrown93002 жыл бұрын
Important question. Canon or Machinimabridged?
@yunabean4 жыл бұрын
Still pisses me off that Bella’s mom just bought everything Edward told her without question lmfao. “and you fell through a window hehe” like, what if Edward had actually just beat the shit out of her lol. 😬💀
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
Bella's mother is as crazy as her daughter is. She obsessively sends Bella messages at the beginning of the book and in one says she'll phone her dad if she doesn't hear from her after a certain time.
@cp23423 жыл бұрын
Maybe her mother spoke to Charlie and asked him about the Cullen family I’m sure she would have spoke to the Charlie and asked about Bella’s new boyfriend since they speak about Bella as Charlie says and since Carlisle has a good reputation in the town maybe that’s why she didn’t question anything about Bella falling lol but yeah I do agree with you somewhat why didn’t she even protest to question or ask like my daughter fell through a window wtf 😂
@kukuhindustanigamer36633 жыл бұрын
Are you forgetting that Edward's a vampire, they can be very convincing and charming if they want. Not to forget that the Charlie probably would've told Bella's Mom about the perfect Cullen family
@stephonvalentino70203 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly now, after watching this as an adult and not someone in high school
@some_metalhead3 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 That’s . . . Not crazy. It’s because her loving and caring daughter didn’t think to call or message her mother after she arrived for days. She’s a parent worried about her child who she hasn’t heard from at all since she flew thousands of miles away from home. Granted, she’s still a moron for buying that story in the hospital. Charlie’s over here being the MVP of twilight and Bella gets her brains from her crackhead mother.
@PedroGBSilva4 жыл бұрын
I really hate how this movie looks just so damn cold all the time
@David-cp3hj4 жыл бұрын
@Black Ninja wat
@jadonnewton19744 жыл бұрын
That's why she misses the heat😂😂
@OliverHeikkinen4 жыл бұрын
The looking cold thing is on purpose but they went a little too far with the green color grading
@failingbadly244 жыл бұрын
I mean it was shot in Vancouver. It kinda always looks that grey like 3/4ths of the year
@ceeb4204 жыл бұрын
@@David-cp3hj the first move is focused on the vampires and Bella constantly references how cold they/Forks is in general, so the color palette is cool and focused on blues and greys. the next movie focuses on the werewolves after the vampires leave, and the werewolves are seen as warm, so the color palette goes into deeper reds and browns and stuff. Really, though, I just think cinematographer was like, "Well, the first movie looked super washed out so let's try and not do that again" lmao
@AlterBridgeJericho3 жыл бұрын
Charlie, Rosalie and Carlisle are actually kind of interesting characters trapped in a horrible romance book
@inr9751 Жыл бұрын
Alice and the black vampire guy, too.
@nelsondestefano41502 жыл бұрын
It’s back up!
@Nixus2374 жыл бұрын
When Alice told Jasper he won't hurt her Edwards face looked like he had actual human emotion
@emilrogengellschwaner35554 жыл бұрын
He looked like me when my mother-in-law brings up kids
@gracereiffenstein58884 жыл бұрын
He looked like that wasn’t part of the script, and Robert Pattinson was just reacting in real time
@robertcortez49563 жыл бұрын
Grace Reiffenstein I think that’s what actually happened and the editors forgot about it
@strangerjones55763 жыл бұрын
Also Jasper's face is just so funny to me for some reason
@OhisashiburiDaNe3 жыл бұрын
@@gracereiffenstein5888 I'm? M? O⅞t guy to yup as we we we 1q1 we 11 22q1 we we we we we 1 we a 11 we
@ImpulseGenerator4 жыл бұрын
6:01 "Now HE looks like a Final Fantasy character." "He looks like Albert Wesker from Resident Evil." Accurate.
@ryancarrell31864 жыл бұрын
looks more like Yoshikaga Kira to me tbh
@lh95914 жыл бұрын
He looks like president Shinra junior
@pisicafairy46064 жыл бұрын
Just realized Carlisle looks like Rufus o.o
@ImpulseGenerator4 жыл бұрын
Wow, thanks you guys. I was actually alluding to that, apparently, Wesker from RE looks like a Final Fantasy character :D
@some_metalhead3 жыл бұрын
7:18 Marcus’s expression is killing me 😂 “Gotta say . . . BIG turn off.”
@judeconnor-macintyre9874 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I think it was the director who wanted to take advantage of the Collins being adopted and have them be more diverse, Stephanie Meyers fought back against that and instead hired the palest people in the world.
@stuffwithsoph82644 жыл бұрын
Like how everybody in the town is thirsting over Bella when they live in the same town as ANNA FREAKING KENDRICK like ok
@vibraniumghost78224 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking lol
@misc45804 жыл бұрын
to be fair they look scarily similar
@chandlerprice56224 жыл бұрын
I’ve always thought the same like Anna Kendrick looks basically the same as Kristen stewart but like 3 points hotter
@Sleep_jaywalking4 жыл бұрын
Kristen Stewart is prettier than Anna Kendrick. She might be a better actor and more likable but Anna Kendrick isnt all that. Lmao chill
@laurapinto62044 жыл бұрын
Notice how the two black people in this movie are a human killing vampire and the boy that almost frickin killed Bella with his truck.
@chelsearoodzant4 жыл бұрын
don't forget about the server lol
@FatherManus4 жыл бұрын
4:08 6:54
@jungoo34864 жыл бұрын
@@normandy2501 is a waitress
@TheSolongsidekick3 жыл бұрын
And? The dude almost hitting her was very clearly not his fault. Is this some pathetic attempt to make the movie sound racist?
@shmavster42093 жыл бұрын
For being a new kid or something
@bj0urne3 жыл бұрын
19:39 Fun fact: This is Robert Pattinson (Edward) singing to his own song.
@otherwiseaaron Жыл бұрын
7:34 “He thinks women shouldn’t be able to vote” had me dying
@kylev244 жыл бұрын
The “rope” that kid is chasing the other one on the beach with is actually a type of sea weed called Bull Whip Kelp that you find washed up on the coast in the PNW. They kind of look like giant worms which is why the girl is freaked out.
@MrFuthisshit4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I learned something new in the comment section of a video about twilight of all things.
@emanfilms4 жыл бұрын
Whoa! Thanks for clearing that up, now I can go to sleep, phew.
@emanfilms4 жыл бұрын
Whoa! Thanks for clearing that up, now I can go to sleep, phew.
@CanadianJables4 жыл бұрын
@Tomos Bonell I couldn't see it, but I live in the PNW and did that all the time as a kid. It was definitely bull whip kelp.
@jamalhartley58634 жыл бұрын
Holy shit yeah I'd scream too. I thought it was a rope too.
@08ChrisV4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part: Carlisle to Edward in a calm voice: Edward, you’re killing her.
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
@joaquindonoso54814 жыл бұрын
@@wandanemer2630 I was about to write that XD
@krishnac49104 жыл бұрын
Wanda Nemer Dumbledore asked *calmly*
@oliviabrandao27244 жыл бұрын
@@wandanemer2630 I laughted sooooooooooooo hard to this! THANK YOU WANDA, THANK YOU
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
@@oliviabrandao2724 My pleasure.
@SunlessPeriwinkle3 жыл бұрын
"shid he's gonna kill me, he already took my popa away" LMFAO I'm going to hell for this.
@evan50842 жыл бұрын
“Magneto said that he wants to talk to you” gets me every time 😂😂😂😂
@itstrevel4 жыл бұрын
Robert Pattinson has come a long way since these movies came out. He’s become a fantastic actor.
@AxxLAfriku4 жыл бұрын
I am the funniest KZbinr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear tevep
@michaelnally28414 жыл бұрын
Trevel The Critic funny enough, he hated the books and I’m almost certain hated working on these movies.
@richardcrankshaw84804 жыл бұрын
He’s really great in Good Time
@michaelnally28414 жыл бұрын
Matthew Martinez I’m certain Patterson has sponges this away from his resume
@itstrevel4 жыл бұрын
Michael Nally yup I’ve seen many interviews and yeah I think Robert doesn’t have the fondest memories of doing this movies Lmaoo.
@erickf83474 жыл бұрын
Veronica: "you can count how many black people are in this movie with one hand" Cosmonaut: "...oh"
@DAX_BEATS4 жыл бұрын
Erick F there’s seriously only 4 black people in the whole movie lmao
@SadgeFrawg4 жыл бұрын
Dakota Beck as a black man, I really dont care
@Satherian4 жыл бұрын
@@SadgeFrawg As a white man, I feel the need to be offended on your behalf. (/s)
@thisisntfine67294 жыл бұрын
Dakota Beck and only 3 black people watched it
@montyeyesclosed4 жыл бұрын
Yeah we watched the video...
@literalidades Жыл бұрын
This is one of the most hilarious Twilight watches series ever. It has been years and I keep coming back at least once every 3 or 5 months. Perfection.
@shanemcnelis2667 Жыл бұрын
I wish they included the reaction to Edward telling Bella that he's never wanted to kill anyone more so than he did her when they first met, to which Bella responds "I trust you". Truly a landmark of screenwriting.
@laurahero87783 жыл бұрын
Edward: "What am I, say it!" *A Virgin.* I'm dead. 😂
@cjkalandek9963 жыл бұрын
Certainly funnier than what they said in the _Twilight_ spoof _"Vampires Suck"._ In that movie, her answer was _"a Jonas Brother."_ And he's like _"Yes...wait. Wait. No. Vampire."_
@ToxicTurquoise454 Жыл бұрын
Virgins bad. Virgins dumb.
@WDDragneel4 жыл бұрын
"We found a bear human footprint." **A whisper in the wind** _MannnBearrrPiggggg_
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
*gasp*
@x_VineM_x4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@mx54974 жыл бұрын
This is cereal
@SiyabongaAfrica4 жыл бұрын
Half man, half bearpig
@Introvertsan4 жыл бұрын
😀🤭😃
@kaykaleli3 жыл бұрын
This is the 5th time I’m watching each Twilight video of yours. I freaking love the commentary. If you can, do this again and particularly with Veronica! ❤️
@aquaphazed4 ай бұрын
2023! This video holds up! Props for including Ram Ranch at 14:30 🤌🏾
@wateroflife89554 жыл бұрын
This twenty minute video has more dialogue then the two main leads
@smart507532nd4 жыл бұрын
And better dialogue
@ethanbezzina18874 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot Anna Kendrick was even in this movie
@jessicamarroquin77184 жыл бұрын
I think she also forgot she was in this movie 😂
@ashleybrooke20874 жыл бұрын
@@jessicamarroquin7718 Or if she does, she'll be quick to bring up other projects she's done since then. Like how about those Pitch Perfect movies! She did her own singing! :P
@jessicamarroquin77184 жыл бұрын
@@ashleybrooke2087 true 🤣
@luisjesus86684 жыл бұрын
The brain blocks out trauma to protect us, so I think that is what happened
@MetalGildarts4 жыл бұрын
jessica marroquin LOL
@cguild113 жыл бұрын
6:08 “aggressively inhuman” KILLED ME
@libbywilliams2 жыл бұрын
This is my most rewatched video ever and I still laugh so hard every time
@DashPari2 жыл бұрын
I've been rewatching recently too and it's definitely lol funny every time
@gabagoo777 Жыл бұрын
I rewatch these whenever I feel bad
@grahamjones43664 жыл бұрын
During the scene in the cafe, I was like: “I think I’ve been there.” Then I got a rush of nostalgia of my family stopping there for breakfast after camping and literally every wall being plastered with twilight posters advertising it was in fact the cafe from Twilight.
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
Really mm interesting
@modest19894 жыл бұрын
Then how do you even question if that is possibly the same Cafe? That makes no damn sense son
@BioGoji-zm5ph4 жыл бұрын
@@modest1989 Some people can just, you know, forget things over time.
@modest19894 жыл бұрын
@@BioGoji-zm5ph oh.
@Zoe-kk5zd4 жыл бұрын
The secret is they’re actually great at acting, this movie is just that bad
@JC190214 жыл бұрын
Has Kristen Stewart had good performances?
@HickoryDickory864 жыл бұрын
@@JC19021 Wasn't she Jodie Foster's daughter in _Panic Room_ ? If I remember correctly, she was good in that. And I hear her's was the only good performance in Elizabeth Banks' _Charlie's Angels_ abortion.
@Ilovemunchlax14 жыл бұрын
@@JC19021 yes
@cabrondemente14 жыл бұрын
Kristen was very good in *Still Alice* with Julianne Moore
@victorjr93694 жыл бұрын
@@JC19021 I heard she wa sgood in the Clouds of Sils Maria.
@itscharlieschannel8 ай бұрын
Veronica is not only funny but bomb. "Snow bunnies be like" is legit the funniest call in this whole thing.
@ziggaby44113 жыл бұрын
idk if it's because it's so late, but at 6:43 I was freaked out. That dude's face hits the Uncanny Valley to me. It looks like his eyes are pieces of paper taped on.
@tashaglam48244 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe that Robert Patterson started off here. I'm so happy that he moved onto bigger and better things. He's a great actor and hopefully Batman goes well for him.
@dominicpontrelli90794 жыл бұрын
He was in Harry Potter before this, but still it's good to see he recovered from this lol
@biffyguybiffy62924 жыл бұрын
Tasha Glam, I wouldn’t say bigger but definitely better.
@mrbelvita68894 жыл бұрын
Biffyguy Biffy he does love his indie films
@tashaglam48244 жыл бұрын
@@dominicpontrelli9079 Yeah I know. But he became really popular for these awful Twilight movies. He had the potential to do better, these movies were holding back his potential. So happy he made a name for himself outside these films.
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
He's an awesome actor!
@jadehowells15854 жыл бұрын
All the scenes of Edward holding his nose around Bella become 100x greater when you just imagine Robert Pattinson’s rant about how bad Willem Dafoe smells in The Lighthouse
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@Ashley-Lopez3 жыл бұрын
Cinematic parallels
@wepg11 ай бұрын
Actual official Twilight Drinking game at 8:21 is actually drink any time Bella bites her lip or touches her hair. In the second movie you also should drink any time a character takes their shirt off. Do *not* play this with anything above like 15-20% though. My wife and I have watched the entire series with mead and I *think* it was a good time but honestly I do *not* remember.
@IronBeagle20033 ай бұрын
Why does the movie look like I’m looking through a bottle of Baja Blast?
@salem-012 ай бұрын
that's what they filmed it with
@Jonboi-jh3xc4 жыл бұрын
It’s weird seeing Robert Pattinson act so badly. He was literally in the best movie of last year. Edit: The movie is The Lighthouse
@diyahniquel4 жыл бұрын
He is proof that an actor is not always at fault for playing a bad role in a movie. In the end it all falls on the director & how they "DIRECT" the actors to act. Robert Pattinson is a great actor, Twilight just wasn't a great movie. It sucks. The fact that post production he seemed to dislike the movie as well really made me appreciate him more.
@bethlehemshekanena73654 жыл бұрын
But no one can deny that he kept that accent consistently
@kaepiper3 жыл бұрын
i think he actually acted the role pretty well considering the awkward ass script. he did what he could with what he was given
@ezraelliott26973 жыл бұрын
Feel bad asking about this but what movie?
@diyahniquel3 жыл бұрын
@@ezraelliott2697 The Lighthouse starring him & Willam Defoe. Very good movie.
@LonzosSprayPainting3 жыл бұрын
That scene where alice tells jasper that he won’t hurt her, Edwards face... I can’t tell if that was Robert Pattinson acting or Robert Pattinson reading the script
@cp23423 жыл бұрын
Probably Rob thinking this script is cringe 😂
@LonzosSprayPainting3 жыл бұрын
@@cp2342 😂Probably
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
I think his thoughts is "This script is total bullshit mate." He act like he want to puke.
@LonzosSprayPainting3 жыл бұрын
@@abramsullivan7764 my thoughts exactly
@rheem57943 жыл бұрын
Probably was him off script because I heard he hated doing these films
@dustin1997rocks3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the missed the scene in the beginning when her dad and the native American in the wheelchair were awkwardly playing and punching each other with one hopping around and the other struggling to turn. You know, because he was a cripple and all. Such a weird scene
@indiesoku Жыл бұрын
I die every time I hear the “do do do, do do do do” when the shirtless guys show up 💀
@moarwillpower19224 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut: The soundtrack is good but not the licensed music Veronica: So you have chosen death
@WanderingIdiot814 жыл бұрын
Yeah I liked the licensed music they used! Never watched the movies, but I liked their choice in tunes
@lopsidedhead4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it has Supermassive Black Hole, so I'd say the licensed music is pretty good
@WanderingIdiot814 жыл бұрын
@@lopsidedhead Thom Yorke, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Band Of Skulls. This is all good shit!
@Apuyina4 жыл бұрын
This saga got me into Radiohead
@griffinsteury84584 жыл бұрын
Like #420
@dasfowler4 жыл бұрын
"All those bisexuals who are like..." and she didn't have to finish the sentence for all of us to know exactly which of us bisexuals she's referring to...
@wandanemer26304 жыл бұрын
Yeah...
@hephaestus99014 жыл бұрын
@@wandanemer2630 i dont get it.
@cynthetic22634 жыл бұрын
What were they referring to?
@DavidLopez-tj7jl4 жыл бұрын
I don't live in the US so I don't really understand that. Care to explain it?
@jamalhartley58634 жыл бұрын
@@cynthetic2263 I guess you may have to be in the bi community to get it.
@kale31443 жыл бұрын
One this no one mentions is that *BELLA IS LIKE 16? 17? SHES A MINOR AND EDWARD IS ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLDER THAN HER!*
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
We all did that already, the fans somehow don't seem to care. And it's not like Edward is already so old he doesn't even COME CLOSE to human life spans like Marceline, and thus, ANYONE will be too young for him anyway... He's like, barely older than Captain America... AND HE'S STILL GOING AFTER A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING AND ISN'T EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK ALCOHOL OR FIGURED WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO WITH HER LIFE. LIKE WTF. How can someone who has lived through *two World Wars,* traveled around and seen so much... find ANYTHING APEALING about a 17 year-old random girl?? Unless, somehow, Ed kept the exact mind set he had as an unexperienced christian 1910s teenager... wich seems to be the case... But, come the fuck on, there are children who lived in war zones more emotionally mature and grounded than him, Jesus.
@jobascantu35103 жыл бұрын
As a person from Texas where those cacti she has in the beginning grow everywhere, I can guarantee those cacti died when she took them up north.