Count Binface attacks Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak

Part Two of my live interview at Times Radio with Ayesha Hazarika, to promote my wondrous new book. Get yours here! geni.us/whatonearth

[@daedalus6796]

Oh my god I've just realised that Count Binface has earned more votes than Liz Truss. Fucking hell.

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

The rightful ruler of Britain.

[@gameclips5734]

did you realise it just after he told you? what a coincidence!

[@_Sinduss]

And then you realise that truss has more votes than sunak. Double fucking hell

[@peterclarke7240]

According to recent polls, the leading candidates for the next Tory PM (once Sunak succumbs to the inevitable sleaze/bullying/shagging scandal-i give him til Christmas, because I'm a generous sort of chap) are an interplanetary visitor with a bin for a face, and Larry the Cat. And I for one welcome our new overlords.

[@LaPomskee]

@@_Sinduss ah shit

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

It'll be interesting seeing him being PM of the UK in the 21 century

[@Anti-Peaceforcepolice]

Sunak is just another tory 🤡

[@endlichdrin]

well, the UK needs to arrive in the 21st century first!

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

@@endlichdrin count binface will take the UK to the 31st century

[@planefan082]

Excited for Binface's inevitable rule.

[@peterclarke7240]

I'm hoping he goes into a coalition with Larry. That's the only way we'll see any real, positive change.

[@MS-19]

Binface - the jester in the court, the Joker in the pack, the novelty candidate to end them all .... but even in the midst of craziness there is serious good sense to be found, and Binface here proves it by voicing exactly what is wrong with our politicians these days: they crave power but do not understand how to use it.

[@Ealsante]

Oh trust me, they understand how to use it. They know exactly what they will use power for. Did you not pay any attention to what was in the Kwarteng-Truss mini-budget? That's what they want. They failed miserably at getting any of it, but that's what they want.

[@prointernetuser]

a jester who speaks the truth but survives by disguising it as comedy

[@LeakyTrees]

The court jester often held more power than the king due to his ability to sway the opinion of others with mockery.

[@talos2384]

When the joke candidates are more serious than the actual candidates

[@reallivebluescat]

I dont agree. I dont think Liz Truss was serious

[@Noallegiance]

The irony of politics is that the ideal person to lead a free country is a person that doesn't want to be in charge.

[@samdherring]

"I dunt wont it" -Jon Snow

[@r3dflv321]

"Those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it" - Albus Dumbledore

[@MikeTheYokel]

@@r3dflv321Douglas Adams came up with that line first!

[@MikeTheYokel]

@@r3dflv321”it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.” ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”

[@jvomkrieg]

@@MikeTheYokel Hahahahahaha, oh my goodness. It is a saying that goes back to Plato, and even then he was probably riffing on someone else.

[@GoddessOfWhatnot]

“London, the Earth capital” 🤣 🤣💀

[@Gleifel]

In fairness it is ranked as one of the 2 most globalised cities. That’s like the one good thing britain has going for it.

[@holliswilliams8426]

That's kind of sad though, there is more to Great Britain than London.

[@duncandl910]

@@holliswilliams8426 thats true for most capital(or largest) cities/countries

[@HolyCodzta]

@@duncandl910 I'd imagine there's more to Bangladesh than London, I agree.

[@manollo1767]

Much prefer Liverpool as a city

[@canicheenrage]

Doesn't the job of Prime Minister come with a lifelong pension cumulative to that of other mandates, police protection, access to secret information and access to a high paid multinational counselling career afterwards ?

[@pepperroni6252]

Secret information I might disagree with, only the secrets they knew about when they had clearance so no new information

[@canicheenrage]

@@pepperroni6252 I didn't mean full access like when they are in power; In other countries, former leader still have access to confidential briefings. Which is why i asked, i don't know how much comparable it was in the UK.

[@glennd.3929]

they get 150k a year

[@LeakyTrees]

I'm not sure but it could be like the USA where past presidents are kept up to date with matters of national security.

[@Yagh10]

Count Binface has unironically become the best candidate

[@Ksportin]

A very important point made by Count Binface there one that sums up British politics. The PM walked into the highest elected office in the country with fewer votes than a joke candidate (though to be fair, the joke candidate is a more likeable, sensible and appealing candidate with a better understanding of the problems in the country than any actual current politician). And yet we still consider ourself a democracy. Perhaps if a party forms part of our Government then a change in their leadership should trigger an automatic general election. Choosing the PM or deputy PM should be a democratic process, not the benefits of a political subscription. Our last 4 PMs (May, Johnson, Truss and now Sunak) took office because of a minority of the public paid to do so.

[@casbot71]

And Liz Truss didn't bother to send Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone, when she had the authority to do so. … _Dereliction of duty,_ I say!

[@vegetableman3911]

Im sure that Count Binface, like all of us, is a regular citizen outside of his political persona. He understands our lives, he knows what we want. He wants to deliver what’s best for the nation, not the party. And I can respect that about him.

[@minhducnguyen9276]

If he claimed he wanted to build a satellite cannon the people would probably support it because at least they know he'll follow through with his promise.

[@marvintpandroid2213]

Save us Count Binface, you are our only hope.

[@peterclarke7240]

Hope? Don't talk to me about hope... 😂

[@wolfganghendery8298]

Finally a space overlord we can believe in.

[@Concreteowl]

I believed in Lord Buckethead too but he didn't win. That's the problem with democracy.

[@Spookieham]

I for one welcome our disposal receptacle headed intergalactic overlord.

[@moravianlion3108]

Imagine UK being a proper democracy with #ProportionalRepresentation

[@Peter_Turbo4]

Democracy and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the British People

[@Rick-lq3xo]

@@Peter_Turbo4 flawed democracy, the current first past the post voting system is the cause of all of this, a different voting method similar to those used in Europe like single transferable vote or ranked choice voting would be far more representative and would be far better for the British people. Alas the people are stupid and so voted against it in a referendum a few years back.

[@LeakyTrees]

@@Peter_Turbo4 the only reason biritsh democracy has sucked is because it was designed by the people in power.

[@adamcraig9059]

92000 in london and at least 1 more from Manchester mate

[@Shorogan]

I might be german, but he'd have my vote over here, too. #Binface4RulerOfEarth?

[@barney4293]

@@Shorogan London is only binface’s starting point. His end goal is world domination.

[@rabadabadoo491]

Go on Count, you tell them. You Ave the mandate!

[@jake-ip9vg]

This guy seems like he's joking but he's so legit

[@andrian007]

I voted for this guy for mayor of London. Shame he didn’t win.

[@john8451]

Loving your work, count! 😁👍

[@TheTwinn]

As a person who used to live next door to Alan "Howling Laud" Hope it's good to see satire MP's still up and about.

[@Elinzar]

man if Trump got to be the US president because he was a meme this guy, this guy have to become PM for sure

[@romainsavioz5466]

That would be difficult

[@defectivepikachu4582]

no the people in the uk actually vote

[@Elinzar]

@@defectivepikachu4582 you got the "Bumshell" Boris Johnson as the lord binface calls him in the chair, and that lady that only lasted 40 days i would say you guys meme the elections as much as anyone else in this day and age

[@nerrler5574]

@@defectivepikachu4582 are you sure about that?

[@Peter_Turbo4]

@@nerrler5574 yes

[@jayuppercase3398]

Sunak is so rich that he can never be bought? Feathering their own nests has always been the number 1 priority of every politician

[@JoshSweetvale]

He's a Tory. Not only is he _already_ bought from the first year at Eton to the illicit-but-made-legal cons that _got_ him his money, HE IS A TORY. All Tories care about is *hurting* people north of London and ignoring people west of it! The Irish, being to the northwest, receive both barrels of their serial killer attentions.

[@Peter_Turbo4]

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[@johnhigson7459]

Has Count Binface taken over from Lord Buckethead or are they working together?

[@ashleyhoward8926]

He pailed by comparison.

[@spamviking]

Our previous PM here in Australia, Mr Scott "Scomo" Morrison, had that sort of attitude the Count described Truss and Sunak of having. Like one of our best internet comedian/Warhammer 40k enthusiasts Jordan Shanks said, it was like the ultimate school captain badge; he just wanted it to show off and was happy for other people (or multibillion dollar corporations) to run the country for him.

[@taeyunkim4339]

Anybody remember lord buckethead? Good times.

[@realcountbinface]

Bit of a sore point.

[@That2J]

As a Londoner he has my mandate

[@sharrpshooter1]

Why cant my countries politics be this light hearted and fun. Like I know there is serious stuff going on over there too, but in comparison, man I wish this was the current state of politics here, at least I would have to worry about a possible civil war coming

[@peterclarke7240]

Come on, Mr Binface. High time you declared intergalactic war on the Tories and vaporized the evil smug bastards. I've already got my popcorn, my home-made bin-helmet, and my Jeff Wayne's soundtrack all lined up and ready to go.

[@-Vantablack]

I'm convinced Count Binface is an alien destined to save our country

[@thegeekwithin91]

The only guy Darth Vader was afraid to challenge.

[@noelb4768]

#Binface4PM

[@maavet2351]

I'm staggered Liz Truss, in her inauguration, didn't just say "oh my god! thank you all for chosing me as ya'll's PM BFF of England! Such an honor, I'm literally dying, best summer ever! Lmbao####"

[@_.violyse._]

quite frankly, had she had such audacity, I would personally have given her my undying, unconditional support. if this country's going to hell, and us with it, then the ride may as well be entertaining.

[@LeakyTrees]

The apostrophe goes before the a.

[@postminchoppa]

And i for one welcome our new bin overlord, makes alot of sense in this day

[@peterrenn6341]

You beat me to it! :-) HAIL BINFACE

[@thesandwich5321]

I'm voting for him.

[@Demonetization_Symbol]

He's funny!

[@awppenheimer]

When did he get 92,000 votes? In what election?

[@fuzzy7644]

unironically would vote for Binface to be PM.

[@mrosskne]

the kid who had to be the center of attention in middle school

[@janfkarel92]

When politician become monsters it’s up to the citizens to raise a hero

[@freshergaming6627]

You’ve got my vote Count Binface! Time for an honest PM who stands with the people 🗑️

[@MikerBikerB]

I watch all of these videos and I am ever more amazed that this alien in a garbage can always speaks more sense than basically any other politician.

[@georgeeast9271]

I'm voting for him

[@scottjackson8771]

The best comedy is logic based

[@radeonblue1816]

Liz Truss was president for just 45 days but what about life long pension she will be receiving for rest of her life??

[@PatrickSwayzeOnDbol]

Max Fosh might make it one day.

[@100push-upsguy6]

Please move to Sweden I wanna vote for you!!

[@Peter_Turbo4]

You can have Lord Buckethead

[@reemlsilkworm]

I'll be honest, I thought he was going to talk rubbish.

[@RonaldTrumpOfficial]

When a candidate from outer space is better than one from your own planet

[@benjaminchristman2712]

Roast em all Binface!

[@david-xg4hb]

Lord Buckethead must be spinning in his grave 😂

[@ashleyhoward8926]

he pails by comparison

[@nozyspy4967]

Here I was thinking 'attacks' as in attacks with lasers or death rays or something.

[@robertcarroll9409]

😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Bravo.

[@dongatello6969]

What happened to Lord Buckethead?

[@astr0m0nk]

Oh shit. Is that David Mitchell ?

[@hotcoldman777]

I'd Vote for him.

[@amog8202]

I'm American, but if we were in the same country I'd vote for him in a heartbeat :P

[@superguy7044]

OK let's not bully Truss anymore, she'll end up topping herself from the self cringe

[@peterclarke7240]

She's doing a Cameron and is off in somewhere sunny with her trotters up.

[@SniffinYaMum]

Job well done if she does , I’ll get my feet up n have a cuppa

[@GeoStreber]

I don't know why, but for some reason Count Binface reminds me a bit of Lord Buckethead.

[@realcountbinface]

Me too. Because I was him. I made that name famous and then an abysmal American film producer claimed ownership of it and started trying to pass himself off as me. So I upgraded to my true (legally safe) form.

[@GeoStreber]

@@realcountbinface Apparently my advanced sarcasm wasn't transmitted properly over the internet. Can't blame you obviously, as you only see half of what's around you.

[@ashleyhoward8926]

@@realcountbinface Lord Buckethead pails by comparison though, especially with such a count.

[@doric_historic]

Count Binface and Mouser Intelligence 6 Agent Larry the Cat, we, um, they could take over the Earth on behalf of intergalactic monarchial democracy...

[@colingundel8779]

Please send one of your brothers to help us fight for the people of America. And frankly the rest of the world.

[@ashleyhoward8926]

Until he died, the longest serving party political leader in the UK was "screaming Lord Such" of the monster raving looney party. Ironically, a good few of his policies deemed looney at the time, became law in due course e.g. votes for 18 year olds ( used to be 21).

[@Lets_levi]

I'ed vote for him

[@NathanTheDwarvenShark]

Vote Binface to fix the Bin-fire!

[@Adam-dn5ku]

I would vote count bin face over Liz Truss anyday

[@sauceboss9443]

England is lost as long as it isn't a 100% English island.

[@Jilbr]

Get him in

[@paddyt4043]

Yea they do need telling.

[@paulwilliamson3211]

What a legend. MRL forever👍👍

[@biturboism]

Brutal

[@jc3885]

Ordinary people love supporting millionaires. It makes them feel special.

[@JohnRock14]

A blue peter badge 😂

[@warrengraham5145]

COUNT FOR PM

[@theharlequin3088]

Bump.

[@markhughes7927]

Was there a little welsh accent in there?

[@nathanu6759]

👏👏🤣🤣

[@rafaelbarrera7834]

So tell me again why people like him can't hold office?....

[@lachlanf4842]

With all the rubbish British PMs lately, ‘PM count bin head’ has a good ring to it.

[@dela6850]

Might sounds funny but it is true.

[@strikeforcealpha9343]

Current (at least until monday) Prime Minister... lmao.

[@shaunohagan1491]

People can self identify as a bin now?

[@harrisondenton2621]

Hang on its binface Welsh?

[@lesliemccarthy7357]

mr evrart is helping me find my gun :)

[@seanaan2424]

Fan fu***ng tastik 🙌

[@praisekek8606]

Why do we listen to this guy?

[@JasmineSurrealVideos]

London is not the capital of the Earth, even if Londoners think London is the epicentre of the universe. Its a little blip place.

[@alexcorbett414]

It's a joke, he plays a space overlord that landed in London and assumed it was the capital or the planet and he wants to lead it

[@Peter_Turbo4]

London is more relevant than Washington DC

[@user-xx7tv7cc1y]

"700m in the bank". no mate, he hasn't. go learn how modern finance works before you throw false statements around.

[@but_iWantedTo_speakGerman]

Europeans have a right to self determination and to be ruled by Europeans. Not Asians. Just as was demanded in India. Unless you think India needs diversity and lots and lots of Europeans to survive ^__^

[@sammcdonald9455]

You strange, strange racist.

[@Peter_Turbo4]

Someone in these replies said something Based

[@noahsains6227]

Waldo moment waldo momemt waldo moment

[@darthvader3910]

WTF, who is this person LOL