"Cow Cuddling" - Lewis Black | Thanks For Risking Your Life

[@Zyo117]

"f**k a pillow or something" Or perhaps an alleged couch? 😂

[@sharon2434]

America did go through the Pet Rock phase

[@tncorgi92]

I had one! I also had a mood ring.

[@GeriMars]

@@sharon2434 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TallBlondeSassy]

Im waiting for someone to try bringing a cow on a flight as their SUPPORT ANIMAL. 😳😳😳

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

Bonus, fresh milk. No bull. While I like mammals, and many are delicious, answer me opinionly:: Is cuddling of cow first base? What gets cuddled? Is cud involved? Am I being serious? Rabid jackals want to know. WhereWolf of Phundumb.

[@TallBlondeSassy]

@@JamesSimmons-d1t you're bullshitting me! Cud??? Everyone with an IQ over 40 knows that's udderly ridiculous!

[@Washougalite1]

Cows are nothing more than huge dogs. They are very lovable ❤

[@tncorgi92]

Huge dogs that periodically drop tons of excrement.

[@Diaphat]

Not only drop huge loads, they make milk!

[@Zyo117]

So if jurassic park is to be believed, a brachiosaurus is just a big cow, which is a big dog?

[@yippieskippy2971]

They slobber and lick you, just like a dog. 🖖

[@dr.barrycohn5461]

Try and teach a cow to catch a Frisbee, then if you think they're like dogs.

[@WTIM-TV13]

Holy cow!

[@Maria-bm5cp]

“How did it come to this?” 😂😂😂😂

[@marciafyfe9058]

I have cuddled a cow in Cherbourg France outside a cheese shop…& and it made me feel good! Wish I could add the picture to this comment.

[@HansDelbruck53]

KZbin needs to be sent to the cow pasture for censoring Lewis.

[@arizonanative7409]

Yeah… I just noticed that, it makes no sense.

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

Cow patty for dinner is a bit harsh. Bonus, fresh milk. No bull. While I like mammals, and many are delicious, answer me opinionly:: Is cuddling of cow first base? What gets cuddled? Is cud involved? Am I being serious? Rabid jackals want to know. WhereWolf of Phundumb. him have fine wordsmithy. well-forged. strike while the iron is hot. throw ice on ritual idioting...Monty PyThon borrowing. get the lead out. 339 to 666 pounds of projectile rabid bat feces, on a rancid snail trail. WE VOTE AGAINST THE WORST, as better is relative. Unlike Junior.

[@LcWash]

well, im happy that the cow can't sense that you are hungry....🍔🍔🥶

[@scotsmanofnewengland7713]

When I was young my friends and I rode cows well just for about 15 seconds before she bucked and threw us off. We still laugh about that and are in our 70s.😂

[@RobertThiry]

@@scotsmanofnewengland7713 Just watch out for the ‘cows’ with only one teat.

[@scotsmanofnewengland7713]

@@RobertThiry Now that’s a lot of “Bull”

[@Caporg3000]

@@scotsmanofnewengland7713Don’t poke around over there.

[@toekneetogo]

Cool that you isolate these for us, it's like a B-12 of common sense as humanity is led out beyond the pasture ...

[@sharonpayne8912]

Seriously 😂😂❤😂😂

[@dumaskhan]

If it weren't for that cow, I wouldn't have made it to college.

[@davidwatson7604]

The sweet callback.

[@Orcinus1967]

One of my favorite lines by Lewis.

[@jon-p]

Or a couch? 😊

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Cuddling with any animal will make you feel better. Except the ones that hurt you 😅

[@zizinnnn]

like a hippo or what

[@tncorgi92]

​@@zizinnnn or a badger or an alligator

[@Azby64]

I dunno, kitties can bite and scratch but cuddling them sure feels nice.

[@debrakron9049]

Cows can be very dangerous! They can kick the crap out of you!

[@richardkammerer2814]

Those cows without the udders are particularly mean.

[@zizinnnn]

cows are amazing I'd choose a cow any day over a human. it IS funny tho

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

Braised or roasted? While I like mammals, and many are delicious, answer me opinionly:: Is cuddling of cow first base? What gets cuddled? Is cud involved? Am I being serious? Rabid jackals want to know. WhereWolf of Phundumb.

[@zizinnnn]

@@JamesSimmons-d1t you’re just proving my point :))

[@brendacollins4518]

Just watch out for the cow PATTIES! 😂

[@Notbuttafan]

Cows are as intelligent and loving as dogs, and yet are tortured in feed lots, dairies, and slaughter houses.

[@BeKindToEveryKind74]

Yes, that's the sad, hidden truth! 😢

[@Notbuttafan]

Breaking News: Cows With Guns!

[@davidwatson7604]

Cow cuddling isn't crazy but commodification of it sure as fuck is!

[@Peppinr]

Cow cuddling is really nice. It is very peaceful. I’ve done it many times.

[@lorisewsstuff1607]

It's great until the cow steps on your foot. Then a hamburger starts looking pretty good.

[@georgebond1820]

😂

[@tncorgi92]

​@@lorisewsstuff1607or covers your foot with a big steamy load.

[@ericlondon2663]

I have cuddled with cows. They're very loving. They're like dogs.

[@Gervais-l7x]

I don't think they should let JD Vance anywhere near those cows😂

[@christinavuyk2026]

Genuine leather seats 😉

[@georgebond1820]

The Cows and Cuddlers, sure vote for Harris!😂

[@scotsmanofnewengland7713]

More like the traitor trump

[@RobertThiry]

🤣🤣!!!

[@ewellmubdit8336]

Yeah. Cows? Couch? They sound very similar. I think maybe somebody might have overheard incorrectly.

[@randywallace6506]

Got cow?😮🎉

[@ZolaClyde]

I wonder if random humans constantly touching these poor cows makes them anxious. These cows need the “Leave them alone” guy, Jon Lutz. Step away from the cows, you fools.🐮

[@wendysullivan825]

I have a herd od dairy cows i visit every week. I bring them apples and bread and it makes me happy. Yes, I hug and pet them.

[@claudegervais7103]

Cow pies!!!

[@lewismcgowen]

They didn't call them cowboys for nothin'!!!!😁

[@AllanAdamson]

One day in the early to mid-90s my grandfather took me out to my great grandmother's Homestead where she had cows and she didn't want to leave the homestead and it was a little bit of a confusing time for me and my grandfather just accepted it he said this is how things are but anyway the cows so my grandfather had me grab the electric fence he didn't tell me it was electrified and it was funny to him but later I had never seen a cow that close before and I was still on the other side of the electric fence but I began staring at the Cow and it mood and all the other cows and it just charged over broke through the fence and went running off and one of my great-grandmother's farm hands came running up and was probably going to whoop my ass but my grandfather showed up around the same time and said never mind him go get those cows and he was laughing as we were leaving and he said I haven't seen anything like that in years and I think he was talking about since the '60s and anyway he told me how they were going to be mad at me and that I spoiled the milk and all these other things but not to worry because I was his grandson and I said okay

[@amemooress6291]

I didn't laugh, but thats only because it made me smile lol. Dude, whatever gets people through this shitshow we call life is ✌️ with me.

[@shelleyking8450]

Cows are people too, Lewis. Right? Lol

[@GeriMars]

@@shelleyking8450 They're actually better than some people. Trump, for instance.

[@brianonley]

Service cows, everyone knows about it - we just let you know recently :) LOL

[@kuukeli]

good video

[@MemphiStig]

You know, you could just save your money and hug a couch. They're about as intelligent and emotionally responsive as cows anyway, and they probably don't smell as bad. Not to mention they don't leave giant piles of $hit everywhere or need milking or feeding. And you can take a nap on them when you feel better.

[@GeriMars]

It's cheaper than a psychiatrist.

[@desiraecampbell3547]

Pimping COWS DOES IT COME WITH FREE MILK

[@dancingdan1994]

I cannot believe this is a thing. Lol how to litterly make a cash cow 😂

[@rujackswing618]

We had a Bull... He Liked licking my hands & Arms... But if you tried to Ride him... He would run hard & Scrape you off against the Rail Road Ties we used for Post... But he Really had a Great time Tearing Up a 1969 Red & White Dodge Charger.. Love Self.. Peace...!!!

[@alohanow-lowkey]

What Next?!😂

[@user-ol1zk3kv1d]

Ummm... What in the actual fudge.😂😂😂 Um no

[@Darrell-z2h]

High price grounding

[@FDR_progressive_liberal]

Is it consensual or is the cow being forced?

[@ericheine2414]

My wife accused me of marrying her because she was a cash cow. I said I wasn't sure about the cash part. Moo moo moo

[@mellowyellow2576]

Sure veal is way more delicious when it's loved 💜

[@randalbuhler9042]

We just get dumber and dumber as a species🤣⁉️ might as well hug and cuddle a hamburger 😜🤔🤣⁉️

[@sprootown]

a little sanity.

[@dr.barrycohn5461]

Lewis, you lost a little weight, good for you.

[@ericheine2414]

Yeah it's a long walk around for a kiss Moo moo

[@williamtomkiel8215]

projection on a trump-ian scale . . go for it . .

[@arizonanative7409]

I miss Lewis’ swear words… WTF?

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

While I like mammals, and many are delicious, answer me opinionly:: Is cuddling of cow first base? What gets cuddled? Is cud involved? Am I being serious? Rabid jackals want to know. WhereWolf of Phundumb.

[@Paul-v8v4j]

Most people cuddle with dogs and cats but sometimes the temptation is too great and out comes the frying pan.

[@tncorgi92]

That doesn't sound like I think you meant it to.

[@yippieskippy2971]

@@Paul-v8v4j blood libel just poppin' up everywhere

[@Paul-v8v4j]

@@tncorgi92 It's a joke.

[@rodeowerewolf3004]

This sounds like the reality of the american healthcare system...a complete joke.

[@garryferrington811]

I'm sure this has been exaggerated.

[@ecoalex]

Being raised on a farm, and working with dairy and beef cattle, newborn calves , milking 2x day, no matter what, and you being a city feller, I have met many, I know your ignorance. Resting your head on a cow while milking her, she liking the lightening of her milk, as any breast feeding mother knows, a pall of peace, serenity abounds.Spare me oh city man, did you know all living things have a personality? Even that pesky fly. Excuse me for my Buddhist all life respect. Jesus Lewis ! take a look at a prescient cow .Cheers :) kzbin.infohIRb1tjqqKk

[@brucelarsen6650]

A Cautionary Tale "You Better Watch Out For the Renegade Cow She'll Kill Your Chickens And Break Your Plows And Poop in the Feed That You Give You Sows Oh. You Better Watch Out For The Renegade Cow"

[@ShawnHagenah]

I cuddle my pigs it’s extremely therapeutic

[@williamtomkiel8215]

projection on a trump-ian scale . . go for it . .