Lewis Black | The Rant Is Due best of Peanut Butter

[@nateduncan9182]

That Crunchy PB rant is still probably my favorite one that you have ever done

[@billchestnut6519]

it absolutely is genius...read..by a genius

[@jessrehbein5]

I've been listening to that Crunchy PB rant as well since 2018 and it never gets old. Thanks for calling it out as it truely is one of kind and 'I find it superior!'

[@ronaldheit196]

Especially for me because I refuse to eat smooth peanut butter. I want that crunch even tho I know a little bit of peanut is most assuredly going to get stuck between 2 of my teeth and annoye for hours till I get home to my toothbrush or I finally find a friggen' toothpick. Lewis Black is easily one of te best comics alive today. I'd give up a years supply of Kirkland crunchy peanut butter for tickets to see him and that's giving up my favorite lunch. A toaster Thomas's cinnamon and rasin muffin with crunchy peanut butter and Rasberry Preserves sandwich.

[@chestermarcol3831]

Absolutely. LOL

[@flamingonut]

When Lew loses it while reading, goddamn priceless

[@sabbathjackal]

Both the extra chunky rant and the fluff rant were fucking epic. I also agree. 100%

[@teamstubbs]

It’s been along time since I laughed this hard

[@spooky_hausintrees]

This is up thar as one of the best rants ever!

[@Myrddnn]

This was GREAT! Thank you Lewis. I was laughing out loud by myself.........

[@physics77guy]

gm and chrysler reference was gold

[@garybowler5946]

Marshmallow fluff, I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle.

[@sullyb23511]

I love that stuff with peanut butter.

[@Styphon]

Released on "National Peanut Butter Lover's Day" - Lewis is great at comedic timing 😜 🥜

[@jaredbrown1128]

Bill from Chicago is a true hero 🤣

[@vidyadhar66]

BRILLIANT... thanks so much

[@cdevil9488]

I worked in an ice cream shop when I was a teen. We had marshmallow fluff as a topping, especially for hot fudge sundaes.

[@musicauthority674]

Lewis Black is simply the best.

[@Aaron-vn3ej]

I’ve been waiting for this 😆

[@benmichelson6387]

Still the best! Thank you

[@guyvizard549]

I had a peanut butter and fluff sandwich just the other night. It's called a "Fluffer-Nutter." I can proudly say with no shame that I enjoyed a thick Fluffer-Nutter for the first time in a while. ...and, just to bug people, it was EXTRA-CHUNKY peanut butter. (Not CRUNCHY, mind you- CHUNKY!)

[@fonce9965]

A BeerNut is as sweet as they get! THAT'S the LAW!! Any other molecules that interfere between this symbiosis of flavor uniting Sweet & Salty is UNFORGIVABLE!!! Right on Lewis!

[@fonce9965]

All manufactured peanutbutter contains a molecule that is accumulative & harmfull EXCEPT Smuckers & all others homade to the organic recepiet.

[@susanwest2522]

I love the chunky peanut butter one. It's my favorite rant! 😄

[@kempedkemp]

FLUFF is nothing more than sugar. The dam stuff lasts forever. There is a really good fudge recipe that uses it . . . purported to be easy. I have some in the pantry. It has been there three years. I don't remember why I bought it. Probably fudge I still haven't gotten around to. Not even during the pandemic.

[@uptoolate2793]

4 cups sugar and 12 oz evaporated milk, boiled to soft ball, add one jar fluff and 24 oz chocolate chips, a little vanilla and 2 tablespoons butter, whip until glossy and spread in a pan to cool.

[@YaWantTaters]

I have a can of cranberry sauce in my cupboard that is "best before date" of October of 2019. I keep remembering a time when I was so poor I couldn't say no to any food so I'm going to keep it on a "just in case" basis. I hear the stuff can survive a nuclear blast.

[@fuzzy121]

Sometimes I put peanut butter on the noses of my two cats. They love it. Then I sit amused as they try to deal with it sticking to the roof of their mouth. Now they know how I feel when I find their hairs in my cup of coffee. They walk around smacking their lips as I rinse out the hairs from my cup. Revenge is really a dish best served by a face dabbed in peanut butter.

[@jameshicks7125]

I will not eat peanut butter unless it is Jif or Skippy. This is an adult rebellion against my mother who in the supposed, misaligned and misapplied interest of my "health" as a child would only by "Adams" natural peanut butter. This was the stuff that resembled something like a cardboard cellulose paste. It was the kind of thing a carpenter might use to fill in the cracks after the installation of Formica kitchen cabinetry. Something best left to harden under layers of paint. I think of cardboard cellulose paste because I think that's what this stuff probably tasted like. I do have some cellulose wood filler. I should probable taste it to confirm my suspicions. This was the crap where the oil would separate into a layer on top in a rebellion against the ground mass it once belonged to. It was nearly impossible without the use of some kind of industrial equipment to homogenize the oil back in to the gritty mass underneath it with a simple table knife. As I write this I am beginning to realize that my mother probably hated me. I'll have to bring that up with my analyst. I claim that peanut butter, to be associated with "butter", a silky smooth, spreadable semi solid material, must embrace these characteristics. To achieve that effect, heavy industrial machinery processes and chemicals are required. I don't care if it has GMOs pesticides, or 50 different kinds of hydrogenated oils and sugar molecules in it. I expect it to remain a predictable spreadable substance -like butter. In this case there is no corporate slogan that is more apropos than DuPon'ts "Better living through chemistry".

[@markwilliams2620]

Adams is made by Smuckers. Same ingredients. Peanuts and salt. It's just a relabel.

[@dailydribble]

I kid you not, I was eating chunky peanut butter and my tooth fell out I was chewing it and found it to be my tooth, I never ate chunky again

[@shioriryukaze]

Lewis Black are you sure you didn't write the chunky peanut butter rant? Cuz man that sounds like something you would write in the style that you would talk in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rjwasser8312]

It’s kind of obvious man: “Lou” disassociated during his horrible ordeal and penned the letter to himself in a disambiguated rage. It’s the only possible solution.

[@shioriryukaze]

@@rjwasser8312 in the words of the dude from RoboCop...ILL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!

[@fessparker9399]

Chunkyfuck peanut butter is one my favorite all time rants.

[@oonwing]

I can't breathe.... Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha I can't...

[@whatdandoes7021]

That Bill from Chicago rant made me laugh so hard 😄

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Culinary War Crime sounds like a good name for a band. Dibs.

[@deanstanley2125]

I'm a chef and was in a band with two other chefs, we just played led Zeppelin and black Sabbath songs for fun. Our name was Forcemeat.

[@JKlasen]

Brilliant

[@fredricclack7137]

Jelly: 🥰 Jam: 🤮

[@billpotmesil]

OMG! That is awesome! I agree!

[@NigelDeForrest-Pearce-cv6ek]

Brilliant and Hilarious!!!!

[@riverraisin1]

Somebody was probably making rice krispy treats with the marshmallow fluff. In commercial proportions.

[@AllanAdamson]

the friggin edge is the best part..

[@LuckysMotorcycles]

Publix grocery would take it back .

[@BidM142]

I work at publix, and I can confirm. Honestly, you could buy it at a different retailer and you’d have a decent shot at getting a refund haha

[@drgallup]

I only eat chunky peanut butter, preferably Skippy Super Chunk.

[@bobedwards7455]

Absolutely

[@Dethred1]

I had peanut allergies 20 years before it became popular. I'm (not) cool.

[@barnabycollins7337]

I was kinda disappointed because Heath-bars in peanutbutter just taste like peanut-brittle. This video made me feel better.

[@micheleerwin2848]

Marshmallow fluff makes great fudge.

[@kingmasterlord]

the crust is what keeps the jelly from leaking

[@jaxsun72]

It's true about the Smuckers.

[@cyanmanta]

Why would you buy any two condiments together in the same container? All that does is make it harder to use both. If you buy a ketchup bottle and a mayonnaise jar, you have three condiments. If you buy Mayochup, you only have one.

[@tonyarichards5430]

My cat is named Creme (creamy) and his brother is Peanut Butter. You can guess their color.

[@michaelrobson3460]

I'm Bill in Chigaco!

[@BLACKVIKNGS88]

Mmm marshallow fluff. 12:04

[@JamesPrill-hz1oj]

It started with the uncrustable f-cking movement, we need to make America crust sandwich again!!!

[@saulstar5203]

Lmao l only eat chunky crunky P.B.

[@SZRLM]

My anger towards chunky peanut butter cannot be expressed by mere words, but that was a good attempt.

[@crowfoot7355]

Sago Lewis

[@AllanAdamson]

chunky peanut butter is the best

[@briankorbelik2873]

Sorry gang, I like crunchy peanut butter. Actually, extra crunchy. And no, I do not drown kittens. 8-)

[@briankorbelik2873]

Motzah can't be as bad as communion wafers in a catholic church. Errk!

[@TheStampede000]

... put the chunky peanut butter in a food processor and make it smooth then ?

[@5508Vanderdekken]

I’m not sure you could’ve missed the point harder, if you had been blindfolded

[@Craxin01]

Ewww, chunky peanut butter!

[@jimo7593]

Chunky Natural PB or go home.

[@TicoTimeCR]

Message I heard: "To all companies, please stop making products the I don't like. Because even though I don't have to buy them, I'm too fucking stupid to read a label."

[@5508Vanderdekken]

Sounds like you’re just jealous Louis has never read your rant

[@larryhammond4555]

There's no M in the word Sandwich.

[@allenmercant8]

I was at the store just two days ago and got really mad that they were all out of chunky pb. I bought the slimy vaseline crap because I just needed to bake cookies. Threw the rest away.

[@arbknight12]

I’m really sorry to say this. But complaining about peanut butter sounds like something Faux News or the GQP would whine about.

[@5508Vanderdekken]

You sound like you’re great at parties

[@kestrelpounces]

Of concern Lewis is correct: commercial matzoh is horrible. During the pandemic "let's make our own bread" phase, my husband discovered homemade matzoh. It's fairly simple, and pretty tasty, especially hot out of the oven. 🫓