CoxCon 2015 - Sam and Crendor.... the panel?

[@alotofthings22]

Crendor found himself hopelessly lost in Sam's eyes from the beginning. Seriously, he barely looked at the audience, his eyes were planted on Strippin's face.

[@BloodyBobJr]

Derp Wayne Can you blame him?

[@jassie138]

+Jere Aho IM SAM STRIPPING I AM I AM

[@alotofthings22]

On an unrelated note, why the balls aren't replies working anymore? The '+username' isn't highlighted, and I don't get notifications from replies and such.

[@jassie138]

Derp Wayne Yeah, for some people it works for some it doesnt. We all knew google+ was a bad idea.

[@ladyoftheworlds]

The best fuckin panel

[@Quarter360]

*Grunt of approval*

[@ladyoftheworlds]

+Nick Rhodes indeed

[@SanoKei]

Nick Rhodes indeed!

[@ladyoftheworlds]

+williamcraftproject/mostpopuler iiiiiiiinnnnnnnndddddddddeeeeeeeeeddddd

[@Vongrak]

But its not a panel, its non content

[@Tyranzor64]

oh good, even more amazing non-content from Crendor. all hail our God.

[@TheCrosshare]

Best collaboration between the US and the UK since WW2.

[@CyclopsToppingWolverine]

♪ I am Crendor ... That's just how it is. ♫ *End Song*

[@ShiningDarknes]

+Karmanade Actually that is just ♪ I am Crendor. ♫ *End Song*

[@connor4wilson]

This was the stupidest fucking panel. I love it.

[@Darknerotoxin]

I'm sam strippin i am i am!

[@MadFluffysterXaines]

Joshua S I hail from the great UK!

[@SarahDidds]

MadFluffyster Xaines I come from a family of footballers

[@Darknerotoxin]

but i play video games all day!

[@benvandixhoorn660]

MadFluffyster Xaines come from a family of footballers

[@octosquidy4759]

+Joshua S IM SAM STRIPPING!

[@unstablelala6134]

Hmm yes very good panel, very informative, learned a lot. 1 complaint: too much content would have preferred less.

[@nateputerbaugh5709]

This is a flawed premise. it was actually a non-panel

[@nateputerbaugh5709]

that was a high quality non-panel

[@jhart6764]

with high quality non-content.

[@Chatedh]

This must be the most useless and stupid panel ever made. I love it, I hope to get to the next Coxcon!!

[@Muck006]

Fernando Rüth Next Coxcon held in asia ... so Jesse can have his dream fulfilled of thousands of little asian girls shouting his name? All they need is some Kaiju monster to attack Tokio and Jesse can be the benevolent Space Butterfly which gets awakened by a chorous of school girls singing a song (taught by Crendor) ...

[@rileyfreeman4606]

+Muck006 When the sword glows the Yakuza will attack. *There are Asians nearby WUB WUB*

[@RoachDoggJR4200]

+Muck006 I'M SAM STRIPPIN I AM I AM

[@queza2]

1:25 and 2:43 is the song. Suprised nobody skipperinod this in the comments so far.

[@Hoztyle619]

All hamburguers are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are hamburguers :D

[@jassie138]

+Hoztyle Actually... Not sure if its in the US too, but here in the Netherlands hamburgers are the sandwich with the meat and stuff but also the meat on the hamburger sandwich... Its confusing i know.

[@jassie138]

inoffensive coddler Good to know xD

[@brynkeller4387]

Hoztyle Like squares and rhombuses

[@annebelleigh1719]

+Hoztyle true, however burgers are considered ground meat, everything else is a sandwich. we differentiate. so a chicken burger would be a ground chicken meat, a chicken sandwich would be a sandwich with chicken fillet

[@rhysthomas2558]

+jassie138 Here in Australia we call the hamburger meat a patty

[@IlovTrunks16]

I'm so happy these are being posted!! :D Thanks, Jesse~!

[@crimes]

Love when Crendor say "EH" while pointing at the person who asked the question followed by "Thank you for the question". The man is a treasure.

[@CatcherMorningstar]

They needed Jesse for this

[@BloodyBobJr]

I learned and gained absolutely nothing from this... It was Great!

[@T0MO14]

To be fair, Crendor is right about the chicken sandwich. The definition of a burger is 'a sandwich made with a cooked patty of ground meat' which would exclude chicken as chicken sandwiches are normally made with a whole chicken fillet.

[@Pigeonogaming]

IT WASENT A LIE

[@makcraft]

Crendor is sooo good at giving advice! And Strippin is Strippin he is he is.

[@jassie138]

+Makcraft We are Sam Strippin we are we are.

[@levinbecker5480]

+jassie

[@Horderen]

Poor Crendor.. he is such a tiny precious person...

[@Sevchenko99]

Simen Rønnestad Tiny? Precious`? you're new here i can tell... x)

[@Hoztyle619]

OMGSevchenko Crendor is tiny, compared to the people he hangs with. Jesse and Sam are hulking beasts of man meat.

[@DeadPool-xt3yx]

+Hoztyle so you're saying that crendor enjoys surrounding himself with hulking man meat?

[@jassie138]

+Hoztyle Yeah, only Dodger is smaller, I think :P

[@caitlind4582]

IM SAM STRIPPIN I AM I AM

[@TheHellthirteen]

Is it just me or did nobody actually shout DEREK during this panel? I'm shocked and appalled. I was having my lunch at the time so I missed this panel, sadly. I never realised how actually awesome Sam Strippin is (he is, he is) before Coxcon. I'm gutted I missed this panel in person but glad I got to see it on KZbin :)

[@VladTheRad]

So I believe the appropriate title would be "non-panel" :) (because Crendor & non-content & stuff...)

[@psychobear10]

I mean you didn't need to explain but I do agree

[@SigmaElement]

But its clearly a non-non-panel.....

[@ComanderScar]

+SigmaElement but wouldnt a non non panel be just a panel? maybe we should make a non non non panel

[@TheHellthirteen]

ComanderScar it was also a nom nom nom panel

[@TheMooseah]

Crendor brings high quality non-content again!

[@GuerrillaBlaster]

This panel lmfao, just chillin and eating food.

[@RoachDoggJR4200]

I like their idea of having fans send questions in via twitter. It cuts down on a LOT of the cringiness that's present in Q&As

[@patu8010]

Yeah, you can just dismiss all the inappropriate questions and requests to touch your beard.

[@nateyj11]

When I went to England a seagull pooped in my eye.

[@nateyj11]

Speakeasaur At least in true British fashion it said "Sorry!" afterwards.

[@Gaddish]

***** That's Canada, Brittish people are like "Oi, sorry for that mess matey"

[@Hardstylez4Eva]

Sebastian Möller Nah, not really, we're more of a "laugh at your pain" type of people, more "Ohhh.. god, a bird just shat in my eye WTF!" British persons response "Wha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[@Noobatron-cc7ff]

+MusicalMadMan This is right, we are assholes. 😈

[@ComanderScar]

Youre lucky they didnt kill you

[@Bjarkenb]

We need a Crendor version of "Idiot Abroad" - "Your Country According to Crendor", Kickstart it please!

[@hugotroitoo]

These panels are the best things that happened to me in the last few days

[@DieDreiSpacken]

Sam Strippin he is he is

[@LordMrF]

Morez WE NEEDZ MOREZ!

[@BuckieTronik]

That was a really good way of doing Q&A. I’ve never seen anyone do it like that before.

[@Elijah.]

I'm still working on the short film, wish Crendor would return my calls....

[@MrFredro7]

Has he responded yet?

[@digitalsignalx]

google-fu: Pudding is a catch all term for savory dessert, not necessarily indicative of a custard type dish. Yorkshire pudding was originally a savory custard made from the drippings of the meat dish it accompanied, which is then baked.

[@Snoochastic]

That moment when you want to click on the more coxcon video but it hasn't been uploaded yet. Jesse why did you lie to me? I trusted you.

[@bv7920]

Wow, Sam is fucking studly...HHNNNGG

[@ovenchickenus]

But he has no personality :(

[@CaroGo]

Ovenchicken His personality is british.

[@RaydeusMX]

Ovenchicken His job is to attract the female audience, and he does that well. Soooo, let it slide. :3

[@bv7920]

Seth Delmar lol!

[@ieyke]

+Ovenchicken That's not true at all. His personality just isn't obvious in this context. Much more apparent when you watch him among the rest of the Yogscast, or just dicking around with his friends. Somewhere where he's not acting actively "presentable".

[@Robberator]

This is the weirdest panel ever :D I love it!

[@custersword7746]

I loved this. Looks like everyone had a blast. Hopefully I'll be able to make it to one in the future. If not, I'll gladly enjoy another from the comfort of my own home. Good job guys!

[@RasakBlood]

Just as bad as i expected. Love it.

[@ufofighter16]

When that one person asked how they could repair their image in the eyes of Americans, I expected Crendor to immediately say "Buy My Shirts!"

[@Matta1337]

"You just gotta adapt, wear a hat" Best advice I've ever heard (y)

[@Krayox1]

managed to get really close to the front for this one and I could smell the power of the nandos. 10/10 100/100 best panel best panel.

[@cadneemountai2791]

Crendor mentioned this on Geekenders

[@chibiauthor]

probably the only convention I would want to got to every panel...

[@TheEasyc]

This is so awkward and dull it's entertaining and hilarious

[@Kittel_]

What's crendors Snapchat?

[@brebrebrebrebrebrebre]

crendorsnaps

[@SandwichDoctorZ]

+Malicious_Taco TheStrippin :P

[@HMSronaldoGimmete]

+Malicious_Taco Ikea1277

[@Septimus_ii]

Crendor's a Hufflepuff, if a bit unconventional. Sam's a classic Gryffindor

[@TSotP]

in case Crendor ever reads this. Yorkshire Pudding is a bit like of you took pancake batter and baked it in the oven. You can make it sweet or savoury (almost never sweet though) by adding sugar to the mix

[@flixerdk7947]

The last 10 min. about food is comedy gold!

[@RaydeusMX]

Sam's family must be so proud now that he finally made it to the professional Non-content League.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Time for teh CHILL PANEL!

[@kylescott2235]

I... I don't know what this is/was but... I want more?

[@MrSeagallo]

It's pretty cool to see how big the audience is.

[@averagewillpower754]

Watching Crendor on stream is like watching a great video at 0.5x speed.

[@99dzoni]

Crendor should just name all the food in the world.

[@2matrix694]

Crendor is literally the best panel host when he and Jesse or Sam or whoever just because he's just the funniest!

[@MalisinECila]

Crendor's video of non-content made me shed a tear.

[@octosquidy4759]

dude when the bear ice cream question was asked i so badly wanted someone in front of the guy to turn to him and loudly yell "YOU FOCKING WOT M8?!"

[@DergonFrostGaming]

Strippin looks nervous, and it's adorable!

[@zaneseibert]

I just noticed how little the Grey Storm cares about the new outro.

[@acolyte10mg]

"These are the things that America can help you with". I love you Crendor.

[@cuoptrader]

I LOVE THE SONG!!!

[@coltbolt101]

I swear Sam is always wearing that one sweater

[@NeoChromer]

This was 15... omg Im old..

[@melonberri]

were they both using the word pudding differently? Because american pudding is more like custard

[@Faaxinho]

Damn, Crendor has fabulous hair.

[@CapAnson12345]

Ok this panel I'll watch.

[@meshaalsfh]

that was the cheekiest panel ever

[@Fat_Panda_Gamer]

Songbird - Kenny G.

[@slimithy99]

The best non-panel with non-content

[@asimyaseen8008]

As someone from Yorkshire and who knows very little of GoT I found that part hilarious lol

[@BrentWigginsWords]

Gettin' Cheeky with it!

[@mjbrox1]

I had to watch this twice because I was laughing too hard the first time

[@katej2284]

Jonathan Flax if you think this one's funny you may die during the Cards Against Humanity session, it was painfully hilarious! :D

[@RaxoFilms]

+Kate J where?

[@katej2284]

Not up yet but hopefully it will be soon

[@SpisadKoTunga]

Where is the co-optional podcast panel?

[@Svartben98]

Ahhh... *now* I understand the whole "I'm Sam Strippin I am I am"-thing.

[@zackgarcia2486]

Sam 'n' Crendor Advice Podcast Confirmed

[@99bulldog]

The best non-content on the internet. XD

[@SiegeFritz]

In germany we have a programm that just shows fotage of railroads taken from cameras on the front of trains. Hours of nothing happening. Does that qualify as non-content?

[@VikingOtaku]

holy shit, this is amazing.

[@liamdavis2387]

Compared to the Coffee Time panel or the Jesse Cox panel, this seems kinda awkward.

[@thatdrummerboy100]

I was sat next to the seagull king. He spent the rest of the bloody day on his high horse about being, and i quote; 'Avian Royalty'. I blame Sam for this.

[@paytonkilmer282]

39:49 On the list of other things Americans need to learn from Brits: 1) How to lose a war 2) How to lose an empire 3) How to lose another war 4) How to team up with the people who won those two wars. And that's about it.

[@rudyhero1995]

Vietnam, declaration of independance, vietnam haha/cold war, you won by disqualification of the other..., un

[@paytonkilmer282]

And Burn It Shall A win is a win. The Game has no room for pride.

[@jakec1004]

+Payton Kilmer America can teach how to breed enemies and hate from many countries

[@paytonkilmer282]

Jake Cechulak Also true. I never said they were particularly good at their job. Just at killing things. but we're really good at killing things.

[@jakec1004]

Payton Kilmer Not exactly something to be proud of

[@MarcusTheFisher]

I'm glad Crendor is representing us Americans so well.

[@JaziB]

Oh my God, I watched the whole thing....

[@robertkoerber3309]

Sam ripping on the minecraft community. Hells yea

[@Aquaven]

So I am trying to get what each of the animations of jesse in different clothes are and I know them all except the first. What in the world is the first one of dancing animated jesse supposed to be?

[@idiosynkrat]

Thats Leah from Diablo 3! Look up the Leah cosplay Jesse made.

[@Aquaven]

You know, I saw that video, but I completely forgot about it.

[@TheArgentDefender]

Why am I watching this? O.o

[@Unknown_Geek]

Hang on, is that the fishnet jumper?

[@RaxoFilms]

is the co optional podcast panel coming?

[@wangbot47]

Canterbury and Chicago: The Panel

[@lazarushearthstone3482]

is this bad or good not sure

[@whitehawk3638]

Who invited Yorkshire pudding? That would be Doctor Who.

[@VeryCuteGM]

The bromance is real!

[@OneNot]

Well this panel was an absolute mess... A beautiful, beautiful mess.

[@TurtleDuck666]

Does anyone know what tone that is? For the Sam stripen song?

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

tone deaf

[@TrollingDayAndNight]

They're the cutest couple ever. You can see how Crendor stares into Sam's eyes with such desire.

[@SigmaElement]

We need 'strippin' the musical

[@Tyork42]

Does Crendor realise that after the comments on this panel he won't be allowed into Yorkshire?

[@matsbacklund6471]

The logic of Crendor is law!

[@RichardSirRaphingtonPipe]

I believe Strippin has his GoT England division a little off. There's the incestual south, then the honorable north and then there's Scotland which is beyond the wall.