007: Licence to Pun

[@michaeljw3602]

Loved the chemistry between Desmond Llewellyn and pierce brosnan

[@BitcoinMotorist]

I think Moore had the best chemistry with Llewellyn

[@Asoka-great]

@@BitcoinMotorist second best...

[@CodeNameCheese_]

according to Desmond Pierce was his favourite bond

[@lindildeev5721]

He was Q.

[@metaltak1154]

I loved the Sandwich scene. Thinking it's some kind of device

[@FullArcher05]

“My name is Pussy Galore.” “I must be dreaming.” The funny thing is that this may not be a joke, anyone would have the same reaction as James.

[@JonatasAdoM]

I sure did. I still can't wrap my head around that that is her name.

[@oliverrimes9057]

@Floyd1504 yes, Arsehole Galore! 🤣

[@jjwrightnz]

Apparently the original lines were "I'm Pussy Galore!" "I know, but what's your name?" even for the time, that was considered excessive 😜

[@pheonixnova4383]

I thought he said "that must be pretty big"

[@ps123fan]

@@JonatasAdoM yea i mean that name is haha, but just a name lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6aWgoRnjtOjsKc

[@jordyboy321]

"Hang on James!" "The thought had occured to me"

[@shukorbakar113]

Hahahaha

[@BunnyBounce161]

Classic understatement

[@teamtinyturtle9103]

Well, that was 20 minutes of my time spent very wisely.

[@annescholey6546]

Ooh behave

[@Smoothie_The_Gamecat]

Puts a smile in my heart.

[@moyedchowdhury7697]

😆

[@martythetickler]

Bond: Q, have I ever let you down? Q: Frequently.

[@tomsmurf4225]

Alt. Dialogue: Bond: "Q, have I ever let you down?" Q: "I keep a list of all the times, it's alphabetized."

[@LittleDebbie187717]

Bond: Q, have I ever let you down? Q: Frequently. Bond: I'm gonna end you, Q, you snot-nosed old geezer! (Shoots Q with his Walther PPK)

[@seilenberger]

16:36

[@seilenberger]

Tom Smurf Yu Lock Carnage Count

[@ArcturusOTE]

Q: "What you should ask is when did you not, 007"

[@simul8rduude]

*blows two people away with the double barrel shotgun* "welcome to scotland" most accurate thing i've ever seen.

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

Nah people don’t own guns in Scotland

[@wheatleygaming3652]

@@ethanmcfarland8240 shame

[@seantaggart7382]

@@ethanmcfarland8240 or do they? Nah they don't But im happy for that *SLASH* because who needs a gun when swords do the job?

[@erikellis3998]

United States of America yes they do

[@TheBandit025Nova]

@@ethanmcfarland8240I believe they use Claymores

[@DragoChronicSmoker42]

"i am Mr.Kill" "huh well that's a name to die for" XD

[@frankiwinniebouchard7699]

DragoChronicSmoker42 😹😆

[@Maadhawk]

1:56 you could tell she was having a HARD time not laughing her ass off at the name of her character.

[@MagicAyrtonforever]

I laughed so much through this but had a tear for Q actor Desmond Wilkinson Llewelyn, when Pierce Brosnan said you're not retiring soon are you? He never made another Bond appearance as he died in 1999. RIP. @ 15:16

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

@MagicAyrtonforever Mr Llewelyn was _a legendary gentleman who brilliantly set the Q standard high._ He will be forever missed. ♡

[@capitan280]

was an fabulous actor Desmond -was a pity his dead

[@bilbobigbollix7318]

Bearing in mind he produced all those clever cars for Bond it was rather ironic he died after he drove his motor head on into another one just around the corner from my dad's. It was on a bit of road notorious for black ice.

[@DrJekyll38]

I will always miss him.

[@lezzman]

I was in a pub quiz a few years ago and was the only person to correctly guess the name of the actor who appeared in the most Bond movies. While most tables guessed Roger Moore or Sean Connery, I knew it was Desmond Llewelyn who featured 17 times.

[@Okiedog1]

"I think he's attempting reentry." *just dies laughing*

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

Q is a legend lol

[@thed.a.4939]

That one's my favorite!

[@dr.davidwho4053]

😆😂

[@89BlackGatomon]

R.i.p. ... can i have your pc?

[@David.L291]

my wife usually says the same thing :)

[@leewalker23]

The way pierce brosnan handled the sandwich thinking it's Q's latest gadget before being snatched away and told it's his lunch always cracked me up 😂

[@razvaz]

"The Man with the Golden Pun" would have been better.

[@David.L291]

the man with the Golden bum, operation budha lol

[@afonsosousa2684]

Licence to Quip

[@GoranXII]

A pity many of these weren't actually puns.

[@andyjlyon1]

Dr Ho!

[@andyjlyon1]

On her Majesty's smirking service!

[@Badchi]

"Tomorrow never dies" is the most underrated Bond movie in history. Not only was it good when it came out, it aged like fine wine and became even more relatable with mass media mogul being the bad guy and western-chinese conflict being in the focus.

[@G_de_Coligny]

Agreed. Plus the Soundtrack from Moby was excellent… and the BMW parking chase… so much win…

[@scsutton1]

I watched it back the other day. It couldn't be more relevant to the present day if it tried.

[@doctorjones300]

And it has what I think is the best gunbarrel sequence overall.

[@c.tes9009]

100%

[@SparrowNoblePoland]

Actually it was based on a real story of newspaper faking a conflict and almost causing a war, but in reality it happened in an earlier century, and it was between USA and Cuba. Read on Spanish-American war of 1898.

[@RedCard94]

"My god, what's Bond doing?!" "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir." LMFAO!!!!!

[@hollypebbles]

Keeping The British End Up, Sir.

[@raminybhatti5740]

He's talking about his cock.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Entering G-Zone !!!

[@59771006]

Bond: Forgive me Father for I have sinned Q: That's putting it mildly 007

[@lp115lp]

"His name is 'Jaws' He kills people" R.I.P. Richard

[@natesmith5493]

Loved his appearce in happy gilmore

[@crazyfroggie6546]

The scene with him biting the cable car cable was good, it was a specially made piece of liquorice just for him as he loved it.

[@David-281]

And Roger

[@pek5117]

I love how he helps james in moonraker and gets the girl and becomes the hero.

[@Rigicai05]

May he rest in peace.

[@abeerfaisal1986]

17:07 Elektra : "I could have given you the World." Bond: "THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH." Elecktra: "Foolish sentiment." Bond: "Family motto." Just epic

[@maverick8520]

That's actually from the books. It's Bonds family motto.

[@kael2450]

"He got the Boot" I love how annoyed Bond sounds when he said that.

[@SparrowNoblePoland]

''These were 500 dollars glasses assh*ole!''

[@henkman00]

''This is where you fall down...''

[@FireOccator]

I think he is attempting reentry, sir.

[@mehrdadsoleymani9637]

FireOccator one small step for man

[@TheJohngilberttyler]

Come again?

[@URBANBLITZPARKOUR]

Well tell him to pull out

[@logandarklighter]

@@TheJohngilberttyler "Come again?" Apogee and Perigee my dear lad. Apogee and Perigee... (Admittedly you have to be a bit of a NASA nerd to get that reference... :D )

[@trevorlemon9006]

@@TheJohngilberttyler oh he will

[@beezzarro]

I love how there are all these puns where James says something passingly witty with charm and dignity.... Then right in the middle of it is Timothy Dalton yelling "switch the bloody machine off!!!"

[@ab8jeh]

I think "switch the bloody machine off" might be my favourite line in any bond film.

[@horrorfanandy4647]

He’s about to lose his grip and fall into the machine, and what used to be Dario has just gone through a rather nasty conversion in that thing, so it’s not really surprising. How would you react if the first thing your saviour did in that situation was ask “are you alright?” 😂

[@ab8jeh]

@@horrorfanandy4647 I would say the same thing.

[@mikaylafaithparteli9412]

Daltons annoyed "he got the boot" had me laughing

[@lindildeev5721]

Yeah, it's funny but Kara always sounding afraid is extremely annoying.

[@potatogod9134]

*For Your Puns Only* *Puns are Forever* *The Pun is Not Enough* *Pun Never Dies* *Dr. Pun* *Live and let Pun* *The man with the Golden Pun* *From Pun with Love*

[@hollypebbles]

You Only Pun Twice Thunderpun Pun Raker On Her Majesty's Secret Pun License To Pun

[@autopreneur]

A View to a Pun Pun Another Day Punfinger GoldenPun Octopun

[@harry69007]

Goldenpun, pun another day , casino punale , sky pun.

[@shamrock141]

Introducing Bond 25 *No* *Time* *To* *Pun*

[@alexeiperistykh4480]

You and other guys, except Shamrock, please "Pun Another Day"!

[@mikaylafaithparteli9412]

that pierce "beg your pardon , i forgot to knock" then knocking the guy out , will always be class in my book

[@Riddler1701]

“Sorry about the leg. Skiing?” ::rocket fires from Q’s leg cast:: “Hunting!”

[@elrockerchido]

*while comoletely missing the target*

[@markymarc12]

10/10

[@LexingtonDeville984]

12:09 - the way Craig grimaces and then laughs psychotically before he verbally eviscerates Mads Mikkelsen is savage 🤣

[@GlitchanBlack]

1:12 - This entire quote is priceless.

[@racheljennings1688]

He is shaking from fear/laughing

[@dimitrit1790]

“Aren’t you in the wrong room” “Not from where I’m standing”

[@Antony-pp8dg]

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No Mister Bond, I expect you to die!" Classic :)

[@locutus155]

My reply as Goldfinger: "No! I expect you to scream in a castrato voice and split in two! What the fuck did you expect you dumbarse!"

[@aleksandarvil5718]

@@locutus155 Man of Culture, i see

[@Djtiger8090]

My favourite

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

"You expect me to beg, human?" - Cryptosporidium 138 in DAH! 2 intro

[@apolloparks3686]

It’s been almost 70 years and that’s still one of the best lines in movie history

[@Ivynling]

17:16 Dude's so badass he can tame a tiger with one word XD "Sit-!" Moore's face in this scene is priceless

[@Fifury161]

That was a nod to a well known celebrity at the time (1980s a household name in the UK) - Barbara Woodhouse, it was her catchphrase... Here's a good video montage: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gV6nmmV5hNyBipo

[@plissken2156]

15:22 - It's funny. In 'No Time To Die', Bond ends up breaking both of these rules and it costs him dearly.

[@BIGD-cc7ru]

Yea

[@thescreentroll8632]

Cause he had a rubbish q who never taught him those rules

[@maxkeebs4425]

To be fair, the bad guy had his kid.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

My two favourite Bond quip moments: Attractive, large-busted secretary explaining why Bond was just reprimanded for smoking: "Mr Osato believes in a healthy chest." Bond (with classic Connery eyebrow raise): "Really?" Bond tosses henchman into printing press, horrendous scream heard, newspapers roll out covered in blood. Bond: "They'll print anything these days." Haven't watched the video all the way through yet, but I hope these two make it in!!

[@camhedmr_5593]

One does.

[@roboninja565]

I can't articulate how much I appreciate the fact that you added in context to the jokes whenever necessary. Its a very nice touch and really makes the video better

[@couch_gag]

"I'm afraid you've got me with more than my hands up" My god.

[@optimisticchaos2616]

“I’m afraid you’ve caught me with more than my hands up” XD

[@smoothALOE]

Optimistic Chaos that film had, perhaps, the best collection of one-liners. It’s a shame the movie, itself, wasn’t better.

[@jaherra2567]

@@smoothALOE Which one was that ? I can't quite remember the name.

[@smoothALOE]

Ja Herra Diamonds are Forever.

[@jaherra2567]

@@smoothALOE Thanks man

[@barthotuber6429]

I dont get this like..

[@drsmitty6357]

"In Japan Men always come First and Women 2nd." Austin Powers: "Or sometimes not at all."

[@19torento]

Or sometimes in a twist of fate women twice, you not at all and it takes a couple of weeks to realize you had way too much alcohol that evening.

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

I hate mrbeast

[@ondururagittandeska2004]

"Hang on James" "The Thought had occurred to me" I really Love Rodger Moor's bond.

[@ghbutler]

I missed all of these as a kid but as an adult I laughed my ass off.

[@KlausSgroi]

Moore was the king of puns... Maybe because his portrayal of Bond was lighter. "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour" hahaha

[@ssppeellll]

16:47 -- "You always were a cunning linguist, James." I didn't catch what was said after that, but I sure caught that pun.

[@CraigieBhoy]

"Don't ask." / "Don't tell."

[@kellyweingart3692]

“She’s had her kicks”

[@j.i.s.l178]

🍿

[@stillhunt76]

That's one of the best. But the video should have caught the previous scene so one could understand the context of the pun. When she said it I burst out laughing in the theater. As far as I could tell I was, surprisingly, the only person to do that. I couldn't believe more people didn't pick up on it.

[@ondururagittandeska2004]

1:33 I just love How Rodger Moore's bond is so straight to the point in this scene.

[@jakeavis4170]

“He thinks I’m still a virgin...” “Yes, well, you get your clothes on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream.”

[@kellyweingart3692]

😂😂😂😂

[@akumati86]

I don't get it.

[@02091992able]

She is too young is what Bond is saying pretty much.

[@andikoazri]

+Firemarioflower James were being sarcastic...OMG WHY THERES ALWAYS HAVE THAT ONE KID WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS SARCASM AND TRY TO RUIN THE JOKE...Jeez

[@Firemarioflower]

@@andikoazri It's not the joke i was just annoyed that he didn't want to sleep with Bibi.

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

“Beg your pardon, forgot to knock.” “Switch the bloody machine off!” Hahahahaha! My favourites.

[@ZygmanFroid]

"who are you?" "my name is Pussy Galore," '...I must be dreaming." his face when he says that part omg XD

[@avianshchanana3807]

I musht be dreaming. XD

[@fuscinula]

According to a rumour, the original line was "I know you are, but what's your name".

[@Maadhawk]

You can tell she was trying hard to not laugh at her own line before delivering. I wonder what the blooper real would show from that scene.

[@zenmonics3ca347]

Zyban frond 1eujh😟😡😬😴😰😩😱😢😦😐😅😴5engn😦😟😡😦😡😩💵

[@zenmonics3ca347]

pitchfork zm h smash abc I will ₩*;; $😳😳😡😑😶😯

[@christopjerfoote5747]

Can't you see how underrated Timothy Dalton is? People said be was too dead-pan. I think he nailed the part. It wasn't just a portrayal if Bond, I think he captured his persona, to a way nobody else did. Or could.

[@SportyMabamba]

Dalton’s Bond is like the prototype for Craig’s Bond imo. Both brought grit to the role to contrast with a cheesy predecessor (Moore / Brosnan). I’d like to have seen Dalton return again, 2 films wasn’t enough.

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@SportyMabamba I don't know. I didn't really pay attention when I watched his movies to say (he and Brosnan also looked like brothers back then), so I'll keep that nothing beats George Lazenby.

[@LordofMovies91]

He was the most accurate Bond to the books at the time

[@johnnyr3340]

@@SportyMabamba How dare you talk shit about Pierce Brosnan so goldeneye wasn’t good for you?

[@SportyMabamba]

@@johnnyr3340 I never said I didn’t enjoy the cheesier Bonds. I actually love Goldeneye and It was the first Bond film I saw. I adore the first 3 Brosnan films. Moore’s run also has some greats: Moonraker is excellent fun and the villains in View to Kill are good - Christopher Walken chews the scenery which is brilliant and Grace Jones is superb. I was simply contrasting Dalton’s/Craig’s gritty portrayals with their smoother forebears. Please try not to burst a blood vessel, it’s only YT comments.

[@MrJohnybirchall]

The man with golden pun

[@netako]

MrJohnybirchall Quantum of laughter. xD

[@johnjosephdejesus8524]

Pun never dies

[@Epicman427]

a view to a pun

[@johnjosephdejesus8524]

Dr.Pun From russian with Lol'd Goldpunner Thunderpun You only live puns On her majesty's secret pun Live and let pun The man with the golden pun The spy who punned me Punraker For your puns only Octopunny A view to a pun The living punlights Lisence to pun Goldenpun Puns never dies The puns are not enough Die another pun Pun royale Pun of solace Punfall Punctre

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

@@johnjosephdejesus8524 Those are the best ones yet!

[@rnaD86]

"You first; you, second." Eeesh. I don't think Brosnan gets nearly enough credit for just how cold-blooded his 007 could be at times.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Oh he was a Cold Hearted BASTARD when possible

[@LordofMovies91]

He never missed

[@kesselster]

@@LordofMovies91 That, I think, was the only good line in that entire movie. The way he delivered it was ice cold.

[@stefangrundin172]

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"

[@annescholey6546]

Hurry up Mr Powers

[@MrsPresleyLennonFrey]

My favourite! 🤣🤣🤣

[@RMBII91]

"She always did enjoy a good squeeze" gets me everytime

[@Dremeli]

-I'll finish dressing. -Oh please don't, not on my account.

[@JustSomeRandomIdiot]

2:00 At that moment, Bond became overwhelmed with the sheer number of puns he could possibly reply with.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

😏😏😏

[@pupchu81]

"All thosse feathers and he still cant fly."

[@billwithers7457]

"Vodka martini" "Shaken or stirred?" "Do I look like I give a damn?" I like Craig. I don't think any Bond before him would have been able to make that line work while still feeling like a Bond movie. Plus, it plays off expectation, which is nice.

[@Zack_410]

That's why he's the best. No one else could make that work.

[@splintergectornathan9045]

@@Zack_410 even Dalton?

[@seantaggart7382]

@john smeaton AHEM *GUNSHOT* perhaps read better next time

[@DarthVader-1701]

@john smeaton Daniel Craig's bond was a fucking crybaby and a hesitant to the hilt. Sean Connery's bond would kill that asshole safrin and get out of the island base alive without being infected.

[@Pedrosdanckwardt]

"Ejector seat" and "he's attempting re-entry" are classic

[@Panwere36]

Robbie Coltrane was an unexpected but welcome delight in the Pierce Brosnan Bond movies.

[@paktype]

Lazenby's line "this never happened to the other guy" was classic too.

[@rif42]

It was the first line he ever spoke in the film?

[@kellyweingart3692]

"He had lots of guts"

[@netako]

*fella

[@stevenhibbert694]

I lost my charm not from where I'm standing

[@kellyweingart3692]

“There’s a fly in your soup”

[@kiwi-on-a-bike660]

"Thats quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing, I approve." lolz

[@Endeva09]

"Plenty O'Toole" "Named after your father perhaps" ? That one is excellent.

[@annescholey6546]

He was hot for you!

[@grayfruit]

can't for the life of me figure it out. am I dumb? someone explain this one

[@killerdreck]

@@grayfruit I think he's referring to Peter O'Toole (check out Lawrence of Arabia if you didn't).

[@nicholasstokes8739]

@@grayfruit "Plenty" = Enough. A "Tool" is a slang term for penis. So "Plenty O'Tool", "named after your father perhaps", he's joking her dad had a big schlong

[@ethan_benfield]

the delivery of "that depends on your definition of safe sex" kills me every time. And wow I forgot how sexy Xenia was.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

BEFORE she became 2000s!Jean Grey

[@toadstri]

Famke is the best!!

[@JustinMacri007]

@@toadstrishe's wierd she don't want to be touched by fans

[@David-rx2to]

You forgot the scene in "Thunderball" where Bond and Largo are shooting clays over the ocean and Bond says something like "seems terribly difficult", then shoots a clay from the hip, and deadpans, "no, it isn't, is it?"

[@GuydzakFilms]

There's a second part to the video :)

[@ask4kobebeef]

I love that scene! best part of the movie after dominic.

[@RoodeMenon]

"Switch the bloody machine off!" hahaha. Dalton could have been a great Captain for a Star Trek show.

[@mikeysuzefour]

"Oh, they missed you...What a pity! - Love Q's quips.

[@YungBeezer]

“He had lots of guts” is just so morbid to me because the dude literally gets mulched

[@David-281]

6:34 Did you know that the man with the glasses on the left is the producer Michael J. Wilson? He made a cameo in every Bond film since The Spy Who Loved Me

[@Hopefu11y]

My voice will be lost in a huge crowd of commenters here, but THANK YOU! This collection is fantastic; you just can't beat a good Bond pun 👍🏻 made my day watching this!

[@rd-pd8xb]

As he is watching Onatopp die, you can almost hear Bond’s mind clicking, thinking of the perfect one-liner.

[@jobego6119]

Girl: You wouldn’t kill me, you’d miss me. *shouts then gets shot by Bond Bond: I never miss. One of my favorite lines ever.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

UNISEX line

[@GlitchanBlack]

List of Bond Villains (original timeline) and who they were killed by: Dr. No: **killed by Bond** Rosa Klebb: **killed by Tatania** Goldfinger: **killed by Bond** Largo: **killed by Domino** Blofeld: **survived death 3 times before being killed for good by Bond in For Your Eyes Only** Kananga: **killed by Bond** Scaramanga: **killed by Bond** Stromberg: **killed by Bond** Drax: **died in space, but poisoned by Bond** Kristatos: **killed by Colombo** Kamal: **died in plane crash** Zorin: **fell into the sea and drowned** Whitaker: **killed by Bond** Sanchez: **burned alive by Bond** Alec: **killed by his own satellite** Elliot: **killed by his own sea drill** Elektra: *_HEADSHOT_* Gustav: **electrocuted by Bond and died in an airplane engine**

[@GurahkWeavile]

"They'll print anything these days"

[@Henryz90]

😂😂 bloody paper

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Truth These Days

[@pathevermore3683]

6:27 greatest line from a bond movie EVER!!!

[@trespire]

5:45 " The ultimate in British engineering " developed by the Ministry, of Silly Walks.

[@Fifury161]

I wonder is that the reason he walked around it which made his legs appear distorted?

[@jondunmore4268]

I know -- I kinda think that's the sly wink they're giving us in that moment.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

5:47*

[@Slazerable]

16:16 Is anything the matter, sir Henry? Just the slight stiffness coming on. XD

[@DrewSavo]

Martin Páleník I’ll be honest. Im not a fan of Lazenby. But that one line: he’s got my respect.

[@annescholey6546]

Yeah babee

[@russbarker2727]

Absolutely brilliant! Best quote? "You always were a cunning linguist". It confused the hell out of my Dad and Step Mum one Christmas!

[@band2255]

The absolute best Bond pun!

[@fabiancastaneda3878]

"Don't ask"

[@jamesrobert4106]

@@fabiancastaneda3878 "Don't tell."

[@MartinZanichelli]

THERE IS ONE MISSING The Living Daylights: Dalton releases Kara from her cell. Kara: We are free! Dalton: We are inside a Russian base in the middle of Afghanistan

[@TheFlatCapFromWN5]

6:00 cracks me up everytime. One of the many reasons why I like Timothy Dalton a lot.

[@rkan2]

The Sons of Epsilon Not the last time it could've been used in this compilation!!

[@jamesfrancismchalejr7944]

Out of all the James Bond 007 puns. Roger Moore takes the prize

[@mdteletom1288]

You left off "I thought Christmas comes only once a year". The most cold blooded one was Connery's "That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your 6".

[@benpowell-punmaster1214]

I might have missed something but could you explain the last one to me?

[@mdteletom1288]

@@benpowell-punmaster1214 Do a search on my quote and you should have about 5 versions of the film clip.

[@Dave-mf6tj]

@@benpowell-punmaster1214 Smith and Wesson is a brand that makes guns and that specific gun he was using only carries 6 bullets, so Bond had counted 6 shots and knew his gun was empty So by saying he had had his 6 he was saying basically that he had fired all his bullets, then he killed him

[@benpowell-punmaster1214]

@@Dave-mf6tj thanks

[@scubasteve6463]

Anyone remember the original tribute to Q on the "The World is not Enough" VHS? Was a beautiful like 10 minute long tribute to him, since that was his final movie. "There are 2 things I've always tried to teach you 007. Number 1, never let them see you bleed." "And the second?" "Always have an escape plan." Just beautiful. And they played one of the original bond songs during it. Cant remember which song but I remember she says "nobody knoooowws" lol. There will never be another Q

[@BunnyBounce161]

Maybe Goldeneye?

[@michaelmorton5698]

Tina Turner, "Goldeneye".

[@shanerollins3736]

The tribute is definitely on one of the Brosnan movies, and it’s also on the Blu-ray and DVD. The song was “Nobody Does It Better” by Carly Simon, originally from The Spy Who Loved Me.

[@davidjackson2524]

Probably one of my favourite Q scenes is in Tomorrow Never Dies where he meets Bonds in Germany posing as an Avis rep to give Bond his new car.

[@freetobe3]

"Switch the bloody machine off!!!"

[@Mutrunalle]

FreeToBe Never thought double meaning there 😁

[@JohnnyJohnJon83]

🤣

[@camhedmr_5593]

007: pun unintended

[@fawwazrafif5160]

@@Mutrunalle What's the other meaning?

[@sircassian5568]

shows you how dumb some people are....

[@SteveBrant55]

Miss Moneypenny on the phone: "You always were a cunning linguist." Turns to M: "Don't ask"

[@j.i.s.l178]

🙄... 🤔

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

M: "Don't tell."

[@bemasaberwyn55]

@@JCBro-yg8vd M's got jokes *ding*

[@jacksonlewis3732]

All time favorite is the : "You missed Mr. Bond." *drop* "Did I?"

[@Robi2009]

5:50 - oh please tell me that was a tribute to Cleese's Monty Python silly walks sketch :D

[@chefgiovanni]

She always did enjoy a good pun before the poke.

[@trekaddict]

Other people: "Why do you like these movies? They are totally unrealistic and ridiculous." Me: *shows this video*

[@rd-pd8xb]

trekchu unrealistic??? Cmon. Everyone knows that you can genetically change from Korean to English and then build an ice palace and then have Bond surf on a tsunami.

[@Fifury161]

@@rd-pd8xb Do you know I thought I always hated that one due to the tsunami surfing scene - I completely overlooked the whole genetic transformation part! I preferred the older Bonds, the ones that used practical effects, even if they where still over the top at least you knew it was actually a physical item someone made, not some nonsense crafted on a computer! The mini-scuba mouthpiece even had the Royal Navy requesting a few be made for them!

[@houseoftone8939]

OK trekkie, then what the hell was captain kirk fighting on that alien planet , Gorn, the alien or a guy in an ape suit??

[@bradjones8104]

They are realistic and tangible to a large degree. It's just that the media, theatre and the arts in general, sometimes use what's known as poetic licence and sensationalism, in assisting to inform, convey or portray the messages they require to deliver to the intended audience. The truth is far stranger than fiction, or what's referred to as the institutional truth and fed propaganda misrepresents. It's only the theatre and the dickensian film studio versions for the public. Like Shakespeare. Based on half truths and tied in with elements of reality. Maybe the conceptual brilliance of it's enormity, entirely escaped you?

[@bradjones8104]

Of course Bond can surf. He even has his own beach for it. Bondi.

[@Mothman1992]

I only have one thing I'd change "you'd never kill me. You'd miss me" "Not as this range"

[@leewilson2140]

The one that was missed,is when M brings him the golden bullet from Scaramanga."Dont know anybody would want to kill me"Then M reads a list of tailors,husbands etc!!

[@madman2u]

4:08 Flying is still the safest way to travel. 8:04 I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I ended up with one shoe. 14:58 Bond's thinking _what an odd piece of equipment_ xD

[@EvanG529]

"Hi, I'm plenty." "But of course you are." That one always gets me

[@blockmasterscott]

11:10 Mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead." ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@balazskornis6789]

blockmasterscott 5

[@juliobrian4757]

Another version has: "Oh, please don't disturb my friend. She's Dead tired..."

[@cvonbarron]

@@juliobrian4757 I've never seen that version.

[@juliobrian4757]

@@cvonbarron If I find that version clip, I shall place it here...

[@MScorpioM]

@@juliobrian4757 that was said by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando (1985).

[@madman026]

Pierce Brosnan was the smoothest bond

[@dr.davidwho4053]

"Secret agent??! On whose side!??"😆 Poor cop. Got his worst day in the hands of 007!

[@marke1464]

Best bond pun was in a brazzers porn clip when the guys washed the dishes and danny d asked "so i guess i'm washing up then?" and the other guy said "no mr bond, i expect you to dry"

[@GigawingsVideo]

I think James Bond porn is pretty redundant eh? It's like "James Bond: Extended version"

[@bullwinklemoose1583]

Almost always I can come up with some kind of smart ass remark, but this has just left me speechless!

[@MathisR412]

Marke Jesus. Fuckin. Christ bro lmfao

[@MathisR412]

Bullwinkle Moose Dawg. Same af

[@alucard624]

That's a borderline Dad joke right there. Funny and corny as hell at the same time.

[@Olderaccount17]

I swear, 10:34 is one of the most badass comebacks ever

[@ShempBob]

Fantastic editing! My supreme compliments.

[@chong7632]

I lost it when Q said I think he is trying for a reentry 😂

[@TheEpicZmaster]

007: What would I ever do without you? Moneypenny: As far as I can remember James, you've never had me.

[@paktype]

The "Plenty O'Toole" clip is my favorite Bond moment of all of the movies.

[@netako]

paktype "Named after your father, perhaps?"

[@douglasfaichnie]

Moore: Moneypenny you look better every time I see you. Moneypenny: I’m over here! Moore: oh-but of course you are.

[@marchizproductions4137]

Silva: "My turn. (BANG) I win. What do you say to that"?... Bond: "Its a waste of good scotch".

[@jws1272]

Funny enough, as a scotch drinker myself, I actually said that JUST BEFORE Craig said it, the first time I saw Skyfall..........little did I know that THAT WAS THE LINE!!!

[@107uptown]

8:26 “I didn’t know there was a pool down there.” The way he says it, awesome.

[@jondunmore4268]

They've copied that joke in so many movies - the most recent I remember is when Logan throws the guy out the hotel window in THE WOLVERINE.

[@dantaylor7344]

13:46 best Bond line in the entire franchise!

[@wm9355]

I really appreciate these types of video and the fact someone took the time to put them together. They are great for whiling time when you're a bit bored! So thanks for making this!