r/F***YouinParticular - Why Me... 😭

[@MareaRayneOleander]

Adolf sax being so unfortunate as a kid is just time travellers mistaking him for hitler and constantly killing and not killing him after realizing their mistake.

[@ytadventurer9170]

Plot Twist: Kenny G is the Time Police

[@Lillyluvsanime]

I thought the same thing! Time traveler after time traveler, carrying out the hit, realizing they had the wrong guy, then patching him up with futuristic medical equipment.

[@LittleMaitea]

Or the timetraveler hates Saxophones

[@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar]

Aka George Santos

[@robertwilloughby8050]

And Adolph Sax's best friend outside of music? The scientist Bob Bunsen, who had his own running curse of injury but no death!

[@carlcowin2246]

New conspiracy theory: Two time travelers. One trying to stop the invention of the saxophone, the other trying to save it.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

The one trying to save it is Kenny G

[@richardarriaga6271]

I never knew the Temporal Cold War was so petty.

[@lemonlimesoda409]

Caaarl

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Can confirm.

[@kneau]

Ya'll may be onto something. Here's a quick copy/paste from Yamaha's official instrument guide -- "Originally there were 14 members of the saxophone family. In fact, Adolphe Sax conceived of an orchestra consisting solely of saxophones, and so he made saxophones in a range of sizes. Yet today, there are only 6 types in widespread use. In pitch order from high to low, they are the sopranino, soprano, alto, tenor, baritone and bass."

[@snekysneks]

Florida has a law that requires news reports on all crimes. This results in really silly news articles, often with the term 'Florida man' in the title.

[@ebbenazor7857]

Makes sense. So what's the in-joke about Ohio?

[@s.colins2050]

@@ebbenazor7857 large liberal cities and many small isolated and conservative rural towns result in slightly increased chaos

[@Peter-Pumpkin]

@@s.colins2050 isnt that just every state?

[@BritaMooreKutz]

@@Peter-Pumpkin yeah, that's Minnesota too, although I believe in Ohio conservatives still have most of the state political power and in Minnesota there's enough people in the larger cities that liberals have control of state government

[@animeyhem9780]

Actually, there is no law requiring news reports on all crimes...but since police reports/bookings are considered public documents under the Sunshine law the police are required to supply said documents to the press upon request and the police cannot be gagged (forbidden to speak on the case) except by judicial order. Don't break the law in Florida; your statement of charges and mugshot will be posted online for the world to see before you can make bail. You have been warned.

[@MrHypnofan]

Sax's story gets crazier. As an adult, he moved to Paris, started selling his instruments, and received a number of contracts for marching bands and music programs. This angered the established instrument makers in the city so much, they literally formed a syndicate and hired hitmen to kill him. Most of his adult life is just AS running around Paris being dogged by a team of assassins.

[@PanthereaLeonis]

And still not dying? What finally did him in? Cuz, he's dead *now* right???

[@MrHypnofan]

@@PanthereaLeonis Eventually Father Time stepped in and said " Right, I've had enough of this".

[@HudaefCares]

Wow, now that's a movie plot I'd pay to watch.

[@sovietbot6708]

He and Fidel Castro probably tell each other stories in the afterlife

[@auroraofclanborealis]

I didn't expect Big Instrument to be hiring hitmen for one dude.

[@theoreticalpotato4290]

Fun fact: penguins in Chinese directly translates into business goose. Thought of this when he called them snow ducks

[@UserMcUsyface]

Omg they do! That’s adorable

[@CodaBlair]

Now I'm imagining a penguin being like a goose (chaos incarnate) and I don't know whether it is funny or horrifying.

[@ms.annthropic6341]

Business goose, Ohmygod!! 😂👏👏👏

[@-_Nifi_-]

Penguins mean business, that I can see. Where the goose part came from… 🤷 Edit: well I guess they’re both birds

[@KitsuneNeko]

If I remember right... the name for the Giant Panda in Chinese is something like Bear Cat.

[@excusemeprincess8252]

Imagine robbing a house and there’s a giant trained rat that attacks you

[@zemorph42]

And there's a sign that says, "Warning: Guard rat is wild, and hasn't had any immunizations. Trespass at your own risk."

[@borttorbbq2556]

Even more terrifying when you consider rats can bite through pretty much any material that you would be wearing. So like there is no protection for that and rats can get pretty big. I seen Rats the size of cats

[@wta1518]

@@borttorbbq2556 New York?

[@corvusgaming2379]

Then its trained children follows it.

[@kochathefat327]

@@corvusgaming2379 A few gens later and you have an army...

[@CorwinFound]

"Leave only footprints, kill only *TIME*..." is what it's supposed to say. But it means that Tim is getting f-ed over either way. One letter falls to the ground and suddenly he is on the county's hit list. Never has a typo had such dire repercussions for one man.

[@Llortnerof]

Nah, Tim is guilty of a most vile crime. Tim lost the E.

[@chimericalbeast]

Honestly, that just makes it better

[@Doryzitter]

Seems like a pretty good movie plot ngl

[@galaxychill9578]

the magnus archives

[@outstated]

my name is tim and when i turned away from the monitor from one second and then heard my name, i think my neck made a snapping noise, i turned back so fast. well, frick me.

[@Airbournjack]

That story about Adolph Sax's misfortune is true. Supposedly the people of the village referred to him as a Ghost due to how many times he should have died. Rob scallon has a video where he tries to learn saxophone while at a museum devoted to instruments and learns about the history of the instrument and its inventor

[@OmegaII]

Man, some time traveller must REALLY hate the Saxophone.

[@Saturinus]

@@OmegaII I was just going to comment that god must hate the saxophone. 😆

[@Airbournjack]

@Saturinus to be honest the story kinda comes off as God getting annoyed about how prideful Adolph was of his last name and yet not being able to kill him He put his name on flipping everything even if the instrument he made wasn't really different from an already existing and named instrument

[@Cheshiregrinn91]

idk but Adolphe's parents did not look after him well. Falling down the stairs, drinking a dangerous liquid, getting in a dangerous accident in his fathers forge, falling into a lake. That is not 'accident prone'. Those are instances of negligence. The parents should be more careful. This is on them.

[@All54321]

Yeah… that’s a lot of neglectful actions there… very much not a baby safe house

[@MatingPress]

When Click said "poop in a lunch box", I remembered a story I heard about a kid who had his packed lunch stolen by a bully constantly, so he made the most disgusting sandwich imaginable, somehow covered up the stench, and sure enough the bully stole it and took a big bite. The bully ran away in terror while trying not to vomit.

[@woodpigeon7776]

Clic is the perfect combinations of intelligent, derpy and Swedish

[@PlayerOfCeleste]

T h i s

[@akschmidt2085]

Don't forget handsome

[@Bunny_Bill]

Don't forget furry

[@eriszuny]

The swedish part, I just can't, lmao

[@lisawhereisthecultjam]

Don’t forget delightful.

[@spikeoramathon]

Re: American regional humor: it helps to know that Florida has something called the "Sunshine Law," making all its criminal stories open to the public, so all the weird criminal stories are open for people to use, so it just seems that everyone in Florida is robbing their liquor stores with an alligator.

[@tintinismybelgian]

What's the rationale against having a "sunshine law"?

[@spikeoramathon]

@@tintinismybelgian I don't have one; I'm not against it. I'm just saying that its existence leads to more crazy stories coming from states that do have it, as more stories are open to the public, so, bigger selection.

[@tintinismybelgian]

@@spikeoramathon I didn't mean to imply that you were against it. Rather, I was curious to know what the rationale would be for a state to keep its criminal record from being made public.

[@spikeoramathon]

@@tintinismybelgian Ahh, sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm not sure; I think the rationale would be privacy, perhaps even the idea that, say, if I was young and foolish and held up a liquor store using an alligator as a weapon, it's nobody's business but the owner of the store, me, the police, and the alligator - and that it shouldn't follow me around for the rest of my life and possibly be used for comedic purposes online. But I'm a writer/editor, not a lawyer, and I tend to err on the side of transparency, even when really things are none of my darn business. Good question, though, and thanks for making me think!

[@CodaBlair]

Like how people made a big deal over two girls assaulting a guy with a glitter bomb and filming it, when the actusl charge was because they broke into his house and actually assaulted him.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

"Maybe being extremely unlucky is a genetic disorder" Or maybe someone forgot to carry Madame Zeronni up the mountain

[@katiewright3309]

Hehe. I understand that reference.

[@t1ff4nyall3n]

Cultured humans are in this comment thread.

[@Tigerlilygurl1]

If only, if only.

[@journey9641]

Holes?

[@zwrulez185]

Damn, nice reference. Nostalgia just hit me like a truck.

[@Takisan111]

Bad luck being genetic is literally the plot of Milo Murphy's Law. Also, I feel for the chocolate orange lately. I currently have over a hundred of those oranges stashed for later since I only find them at Christmas time. I'd share some with her but I doubt I'd ever find her.

[@aliceramdom.s]

ok

[@mogenoof]

i love milo murphys law it's real good what's your favorite chocolate orange flavor? mine is mint

[@char-leewiebe7199]

My paternal grandmother was a young girl during the great depression and moved between Mexico and Canada throughout their married years, so she had seen and heard of lightning striking attics and travelling through wiring in the house, or entering houses through bathroom windows to strike unsuspecting "squatters" on the toilet. Once I heard of this it made her concern bordering on paranoia a little more understandable

[@Broken.Glitch001]

Click is my therapist but I don't pay him. He is the cult leader. W O R S H I P

[@_pachycephalosaurus_]

W o r s h i p F u n n y S w e d i s h M a n

[@ingrowntoenailiv]

Worship clicky

[@eyelessjack3396]

W O R S H I P

[@mickycarter2365]

Worship the Clicky Wicky

[@somerandommixoffandomsands4452]

W O R S H I P

[@ludvercz]

I love that penguin scene. I've seen it a million times but it's still so intense everyone (including me) just seems to forget that they can swim

[@larakleefeld8855]

Everyone except me apparently. Kinda ruined the dramatic moment tbh 😅

[@alisaurus4224]

Sure, but they’re in much higher danger in the water because seals & orcas hunt them

[@amyx231]

I kept thinking, is he too little to swim? Why isn’t he jumping off?! 😅

[@Ratciclefan]

😂😂😂😂

[@AmberMetallicScorpion]

with the terry's chocolate orange one. you know someone's gonna hear that story and their first impulse is to just gaslight op into thinking terry's chocolate oranges don''t even exist

[@Kath2378]

Terry's chocolate what? Tf are you talking about?

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

@@Kath2378 Who is this Terry you speak of? That's not even a real name.

[@chatboulon743]

WhAt'S aN oRaNgE? 🙃

[@PanthereaLeonis]

I mean, to be fair, I gaslight myself into thinking that. I think they are a seasonal item around here, and I seem to miss them frequently. There can be several years where I don't get to have a single Terry's Chocolate Orange. I did have one in 2022. One. Single. Chocolate. Orange.

[@keytarnerd]

@@chatboulon743 starfruit

[@dotdotdot...176]

14:25 well good thing penguins can swim, even if the tuxedo duck ended up drifting away

[@internet1531]

3:45 As someone who lives near Baltimore, I can confirm that this is absolutely something someone from Baltimore would do.

[@isacocca3187]

The rat stealing the mouse trap is honestly a mood

[@iamyourmaster2565]

Average Ohio mouse

[@isacocca3187]

@@cavedmanjim249 wow thanks for the fun mice fact

[@monarchminnie5827]

Rat: I die on my terms, not yours

[@ObtuseMori]

Maybe the rat has its own pest problem and thought the trap was a helpful gift.

[@leyrua]

@@cavedmanjim249 I figure he could also be trying to bring the home food to his family. "Little Timmy! Nooooo! By the Rat God, what have I done?!"

[@elena5428]

I love how we all collectively forget that penguins can swim and do so a good amount of their day when watching that video 😅

[@nathryl03]

I was just thinking that same thing lol. We are silly beans sometimes 😊

[@7792pnaurfr]

Who tf doesn't know penguins can swim?

[@GrifoStelle]

I sometimes forget they have knees but swim? Lmao

[@kerstinsu6171]

@@GrifoStelle O_O They have knees?

[@misomie]

I think the fear more comes to the predators beneath the ice, ready to snatch a wayward penquin

[@tristandohnel4283]

In Germany we have a 'casual curse' that says 'Möge dich der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen' which translates to 'May lightning hit you while you're taking a shit' and... 17:12 😂

[@ObtuseMori]

You have some amazing words and phrases, I really need to learn German one day 😆

[@kaworunagisa4009]

Omg, I'll remember this and will find a way to use it somewhere. Not in a job interview though.

[@tajadaleen6245]

That is exactly what I was thinking of with that story. xD

[@Serenity_yt]

Well now their toilet may look like Kraut und Rüben (cabbage and beets) but at least they'll get a nigelnagelneue (nail new) toilett instead.

[@tami7992]

I'm german and never heard that curse (probably because I don't have a social life irl) I'm now gonna use it everytime I'm pissed at someone 😂😂

[@krogertoaster1621]

The best part about his rant about not getting the state jokes is he made all the jokes correctly

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

The roast the mother inserted with her acceptance at 15:03 it top tier. I bet the relief the guy felt at 17:12 was electric

[@dmitrirudder4878]

I like the fact he doesn't just choose stereotypical white American names for his callouts.

[@Views_of_Eight]

Well considering that he’s Swedish it would make sense

[@GrifoStelle]

🤷 what everyone else said

[@endrek4895]

In in Sweden right now

[@Maniac_l23]

@@endrek4895 L take

[@me-bm6gh]

I saw a theory on here a while ago that said that all of his greetings are his one night stands and I can't think of anything else whenever he does his greeting

[@brandonp3354]

14:50 Click, penguins spend 75% of their life in water. Penguins are more graceful moving through water than they are outside of it.

[@marylambkin]

I want Click to plan a D&D campaign with all the ideas he's ever gotten in these videos.

[@Wild_goat]

And i want to watch a live stream of it ❤

[@CroobieLetter]

Don't be lazy, you make a D&D campaign!

[@Wild_goat]

@@CroobieLetter i like watching the stories unfold 😊

[@babybunnyberry]

I volunteer as a tribute!

[@LittleMaitea]

@@babybunnyberry me too I will offer all my funny character concepts like Including a working/balanced character for the „3 Kobolds under a Trenchcoat“ Joke I will travel to Sweden for it (Not because I also like the landscape and the food and can do it by train)

[@Revlis_Proto]

There was a woman in the UK who died a few years back during the winter, no one could work out how she had been killed as the security cameras whilst unclear showed no one going anywhere near her when she fell and the wound did not conform to a gunshot. They concluded that a plane had leaked and she had been killed by a frozen spear of waste from the chemical toilet

[@Atlas_Quin]

Going from One Topic at a Time’s new wholesome video to Click’s special level of cursed is gonna give me whiplash.

[@aliceramdom.s]

one topic is the wife and the click is the husband

[@justaperson4656]

It isn't unprofessional to refuse to deliver because someone hurt your feelings, it's unprofessional to hurt the feelings of your sole delivery guy/supplier and still expect them to bend over backwards for you

[@hyliastone286]

Agreed.

[@radornic2387]

It's like that situation where a 911 operator got her feelings hurt and let a victim bleed to death. Point is some are too emotional.

[@justaperson4656]

@@radornic2387 refusing to deliver milk is not the same as letting someone bleed out???

[@radornic2387]

@@justaperson4656 Good god. The point is some people are too emotional. Is it so hard to understand? Have you ever heard of an analogy? a Metaphor? Why? Why have people forgotten these concepts??? I thought every new generation was supposed to be getting smarter????

[@justaperson4656]

@@radornic2387 sorry I'm autistic and don't understand metaphors well. Even if it was, you ended it with "point is..." Which heavily implies it's to be taken literally

[@alexismyers6053]

6:08 I remember something where the owner came home and the pot to a plant had been tipped over by the cat. The cat, knowing it would get in trouble, decided to play the victim. He flopped down in the dirt and acted like someone had hurt him. Like “Hooman! Thank goodness your home! Look what they did to me! They broke in to knock over your pretty plant and I fought them so bravely but alas they won! Avenge me!” It was funny.

[@ObtuseMori]

Gotta love cats, they're such butts 😂

[@alexismyers6053]

@@ObtuseMori yes and they’re lucky that they’re adorable butts lol

[@silverflight01]

12:41 Yes, Adolphe Sax did suffer all of that. The world of misfortune wanted him dead, yet some supernatural force prevented him from dying

[@cabbagedragon302]

His 'guardian angel' was working overtime 😆

[@Cheshiregrinn91]

Idk but apart from the roof tile one it was mostly just negligence on the parents part. Those things wouldn't have happened if the parents looked after the kid better. My niece would have fallen down the stairs by now as well if we didn't carefully watch her when she is upstairs with us. I don't believe for a moment that he was that accident prone.

[@pathetic-traveller06]

This reminds me of the webtoon "Unlucky is as lucky does"

[@alexs.5871]

all of the 'accidents' the tiktoker mentioned happened in his infancy and early childhood. Sounds more like the parents wanted him dead or at least one of them had munchausen by proxy or something, to be honest.

[@magnifichades9710]

But hey now Saxophones exist!

[@RedstoniaYT]

23:55 We do have an English version of "Close shoots no rabbit" which is "Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."

[@ShadoeLandman]

There's a sign on a chemistry research lab door at work that says, "BIOHAZARD - Hazard Identity" and at the bottom, someone put a sticker that says MATT. I don't know whether to laugh or be concerned, because that's a real biohazard sign.

[@e.graillet5184]

25:53 for those who are wondering what's that, I think it's Peter Pan's attraction in Disneyland, usually that part it's pitch black with stars but since those people got stuck in there they had to turn up the lights and the place looks awful lol

[@DarkProwler]

Looks awful with the lights off, too 😜

[@Skelepony]

I think it's called Peter Pan's Flight, but I can't remember because I've never actually been ta a Disney park.

[@aliceramdom.s]

nice

[@genefruit1491]

You asked about septic and it wasn't a plane but I know a guy who needed to unclog a septic pipe. Turns out that said pipe was completely full on top of the clog because the people who shared the building ignored him when he said not to use the upstairs toilets. When he finally dislodged the stuff blocking it, the contents shot out under pressure, covering him and the entire room except for the wall directly behind him where there was now a generally human shaped clean patch. This happened in my mother's place of work during the work day so suddenly my mom hears her boss - the guy in question - shouting profanity and goes to check it out. Needless to say, he went home for the day after that and they closed the office asap to let the building air out.

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

Oh my goodness that poor man! Did he get sick!?

[@wolvie1618]

Jeez that man could have retired right there and then and nobody would blame him

[@ObtuseMori]

That's one of the most horrific things I've ever heard. 🤢 Poor guy, I hope it didn't mentally scar him for life.

[@midnight_blue_moon]

Man better have gotten paid extra for that

[@silvermoonpie7942]

As someone currently awaiting delivery of a plunger for our malfunctioning loo: 😱😱😱 A job for Spouse for sure!! I’d just c e a s e if that happened to me 🫣

[@kitty_catra]

I love giving people the right answer in my biology class when we are doing quizizz, then when they trust me I get my friend to give them the wrong one

[@isacocca3187]

Heyy, hi, i read a lot of your comment on A Dude's videos, nice to see you here

[@trinitydraco4698]

"Quizzizz" what 😭

[@Ardenmoth]

@@trinitydraco4698it’s a website

[@annae9072]

R/foundsatan

[@trinitydraco4698]

@@Ardenmoth thank god I just thought you pluralized 'quiz' in the most disturbing way possible

[@amirrifaii511]

“EXCEPT YOU AMIR” I LITERALLY GOT SO SCARED I DIDNT EXPECT MY NAME TO EVER BE SAID😭😭😭😭

[@frankpaiz5657]

Congrats!!

[@Maggie66112]

LMAO

[@sp4cef0rc37]

Hey Amir, I also love Omori it's a great game. It literally changed me.

[@Antyla]

Bruh, me too 😭

[@CatsOverBrats]

Rats are pretty hardcore. They often won't show any sign of anything being wrong until it's almost too late to do anything. I used to have rats as pets. You'll be surprised how good they'll look all the way up to where you need a vet right this moment or they're gone before the day is over.

[@HOPEfullBoi01]

Can confirm every ATM in Turkey is guarded by a stray cat

[@smappositivedance]

Cats have the talent of finding the most important thing around and sitting on it.

[@theshapeshifter0]

@@smappositivedance and then refusing to leave.

[@Kath2378]

Are the ATM cat guards susceptible to treat bribes?

[@HOPEfullBoi01]

@@Kath2378 yessir in fact it's their biggest weakness~

[@HazeEmry]

What about public transport? Do cats guard or get in those as well?

[@alyx8224]

7:40 this is why I absolutely love horses, they have 0 tolerance for things they don't like and it's hilarious

[@ObtuseMori]

It's always funny to see such big, majestic animals act like human toddlers when they don't like something. My first horse used to take great offense if I left my wheelbarrow or tools outside his stable, so he'd wait until he thought I wasn't looking and then very deliberately knock them all over. My tack room had a window and was right opposite his stable so sometimes I'd watch and call his name just as he was about to do it. He'd either be completely confused at how I could see him, or quickly pretend he was only reaching in that direction to sniff something or scratch an itch on the doorframe. Such a doofus, bless him 😂

[@fredhasopinions]

12:10 I once read that the septic tanks contents will freeze while falling if the plane flies high enough, and so a few years ago some Catholic Church in Germany was hit by a giant block of frozen piss (due to a technical error I assume) that broke through the roof *in the middle of communion*

[@Kath2378]

I wanna know how those clerics interpreted that "sign of god" before they realized it was just a plane

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

I think someone got impaled by a piss spear from a plane

[@alexandralee9808]

As someone who has pet rats, rats are highly intelligent. That being said really impressive seeing the little guy avoid the trap.

[@gabew8104]

4:00 Click, as an American, i can tell you that im fairly sure at least half of us have no idea what its about either.

[@johnsatan117]

13:38 God: F*ck, I got to prevent him from inventing the saxophone

[@v.l.h.9193]

Satan: I'll save him

[@mimi3570]

Maybe god is alone and songs like Careless Whisper make him a little sad

[@juliusklein6245]

God: I want Adolf Sax to make a saxophone Satan: I dont want that instrument! God: He WILL make it! Satan VS God battle initiated.

[@fulomtheavali]

Have you heard satan on saxophone? This story is the other way around my friend.

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

One of my favourite phrases is "butter wouldn't melt" (or butter wouldn't melt in their mouth), for describing the attempt to look innocent by a dog who completely isn't. Its such a weird expression but fits so well.

[@lelysio5688]

17:26 there is actually a german saying curse: "dich soll der blitz beim scheissen treffen" which means tranlated: "you sall be struck by lightning while youre shitting"

[@dotdotdot...176]

16:04 perhaps grandma's memory just isn't what it used to be anymore so maybe she innocently forgot she even wrote "love" in the first place and tgis result was unintentional BAM! I made it wholesome! ...if not a little sad

[@dragonwings36]

Oh that poor penguin! So glad that they're okay. Was just as nervous as Click was. What a relief.

[@W81HotPotLickin2nd]

lmao penguins can swim 😂

[@dragonwings36]

@@W81HotPotLickin2nd yeah but also there's predators in the water that are harder for the penguin to avoid, at least when they're alone. I don't see you having a go at Click for being nervous for the penguin.

[@evrm0re916]

@@W81HotPotLickin2nd If you look at the water I'm like 75% certain you can see a killer whale (Could've also been light reflecting on the water, but even if it was, it wouldn't be that unusual for orca hunting habits). So, yeah, if there really was a whale there, the penguin got lucky.

[@W81HotPotLickin2nd]

@@dragonwings36 you think im having a go at you? just having fun over here

[@dragonwings36]

@@W81HotPotLickin2nd nah you're not reading the room right. Plus as another person said, there was likely a killer whale there. There was no point to your original comment other than being an ass. 🤷

[@dodgermutt]

Ohio is the state that has produced the most American Astronauts. So when people say things about Ohio it comes from knowing that there is something about Ohio that inspires people to want to leave the planet at a higher rate than any other state. Something about Ohio that makes people go "California? No not far enough, I need to get to the ISS or the moon and then maybe I will have gotten far enough away from Ohio."

[@Rachel-fi4sc]

Thank you so much for flaky explaining the joke! - a perpetually confused American expat

[@TimeturnerJ]

That Christmas card thing happened to me. Two Christmases ago (the last Christmas my grandpa was alive for), me and my siblings got some lovely Christmas cards from him. He couldn't move very well anymore, but it was important to him to write a heartfelt, hand-written message into each card... except for mine. Mine had a generic, machine-printed season's greeting. That stung a little bit, man. 🙃 Gotta love being the middle child.

[@SlothDaan]

I had something similar. My oldest sister wasn't well so she was in an institution. My seccond sister was working on a cruise ship and was on the other side of the earth. I was in the middle of my exams. My grandma called, asked how both my sister were doing and then said, "well I wanted to speak your mum so tell her to call me. Bye" No one. NO ONE asked how my exams were going. And it hurt. It still makes me cry, even though it's 14 years ago.

[@jennifernorman9655]

@@SlothDaan Aw that's rotten. Hope you did well in your exams x

[@SlothDaan]

@@jennifernorman9655 i aced them, thank you ❤

[@fox_childe661]

@@SlothDaan Good job, mate. (Not sarcastic)

[@aliceramdom.s]

lol

[@hollyhartwick3832]

The Florida Man meme is thanks entirely to the news media. So many articles over the years with headlines starting with "Florida man arrested for..." and it's so often for something completely bonkers. Side note, most may have already figured it out, but the "kill only tim" sign was probably supposed to say "kill only time" but the E was either lost, stolen or forgotten.

[@CodaBlair]

And a lot of the time they ignore the actual crime and talk about just one smalll unimportant detail (at least the ones that I see)

[@justanothercommenter4334]

At this point I'm convinced the only reason Click has his channel is to find new ideas for his dnd games

[@ashmay3230]

11:00 as an Aussie, it always cracks me up so much when you try the accent 😂

[@macdieter23558]

About the lightning/toilet thing: In Germany we say "Dich soll der Blitz beim scheissen treffen!" which translates to "May the lightning hit you while you´re crapping!"

[@John_Weiss]

I have to remember that one!

[@ines1084]

I'm studying German and this one, I'll try to remember

[@Hobbityfus]

The best thing with german in this regard is that we also have a very nice, alternative name for the toilet. “Donnerbalken“ which would translate to “thunderbeam“ or “thunderbar“. Very fitting, altought it is mostly because of noise, less because the thunder actually striking there.

[@aliceramdom.s]

that sounds like a christmas carlol (can't spell)

[@Basically_Anybody]

poor Adolphe Sax, so many confused time travelers had it out for him.

[@josephdavis9234]

13:54 "Maybe being unlucky is a genetic disorder." "Look at that sun, look at that sky, look at my sweater vest, it looks so fly."

[@Nottodaypleaseandthanks]

Look at that mailbox, look at that tree. It's about as beautiful as it can be.

[@bandana_girl6507]

22:10 That looks like it might be from rolling coal, which some individuals will mod trucks to be able to intentionally and at specified times bypass exhaust systems that would stop that.

[@Giuliana-w1f]

18:20 the reason that being in a car is safer in a thunderstorm is because it acts as a faraday cage. So either be inside and prepared to get out quick (if there's fire), or be far away (and far from trees too)

[@thirstfast1025]

not being able to see something in front of you is called a "negative hallucination".

[@delseywitt398]

That sheriff (from Florida) constantly does press conferences. His ego is boundless.

[@animeyhem9780]

That sheriff is legendary here in Florida (Polk County in particular) and the citizens love him...except for the criminals, that is.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

@@animeyhem9780 ...How is your response 4 hours old, while the original comment is only 3...? O.o

[@delseywitt398]

@@Amy_the_Lizard I believe it's because Hawaii doesn't participate in the time change.

[@poulbjensen8645]

@@delseywitt398 shh dont tell them , about time travel

[@probablywhisper3277]

@@animeyhem9780 love him. Such a good sheriff

[@cheesydippsi]

17:16 in Germany we have a saying " May the Lightning struck you while you shitting" I think that fits the topic

[@Yuruble]

8:45 - I've also seen the opposite, where people make the picture their profile & pretend to be whoever it is in the person.

[@jellyduh5641]

THE FACT THAT MY BROTHERS NAME IS AMIR?!?!? IM GONNA TELL HIM THE SECOND HE COMES BACK FROM FOOTBAL PRACTICE! Also I live your videos! Edit: HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES?!? TYSM Edit 2: alot of ppl wanna know what happened so he just burst out laughing when he watched it he was like "DOES HE KNOW ME" It was lowkey a reaction I didn't expect

[@smamy8861]

dont tell him, just have him watch the video

[@summonerofcats]

@@smamy8861 big brain time 🧠

[@aliceramdom.s]

are you india?

[@VanillaCrunchy]

E

[@Lonely_Raven_666]

@@smamy8861 yeah just show him the video on your phone or whatever with 0 context

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

the rat trap triggered my ptsd. I had a fly problem. I had cans of foggers that were good for 1000sq feet. I had 11 of them. I had a 980sq foot home. I sealed everything up (windows doors etc) and set them all off. I came back several hours later, opened my front door. I saw a fly flying across my living room. That's when I knew the mutant things won and I had to move out.

[@leyrua]

I had a huge, fat fly that somehow made it into my house despite it being winter time. I couldn't kill the darn thing until one day it just happened to fly into the bathroom right as I was entering it. My flyswatter is stored IN the bathroom. Can anybody say, _fish in a barrel?_ 😈 I just shut the door behind me and he had nowhere to escape.

[@kaworunagisa4009]

Or maybe the foggers were faulty? I have a roach problem, and only 1 of the locally available traps works somehow, the rest are pretty much extra snacks for the damn things.

[@hyliastone286]

I love your pfp

[@tyler_does_arson]

Oh man i love this subreddit. Gotta be one of my favorite types of the clicks vids to eat breakfast to.

[@isacocca3187]

It's breakfast time in your country now?! It's almost 18:00 from my time zone, cool

[@tyler_does_arson]

@@isacocca3187 yeah timezones be wild lol but to be fair i eat breakfast kinda late so it's not super early for me

[@mystoxxiide9043]

4 in the morning for me 😭😭😭

[@skelybrinegaming8497]

Trans aro/ace? Nice, me too.

[@tyler_does_arson]

@@mystoxxiide9043 damn bro and ur awake? Australia gang be sufferin 😭

[@theawokendragonBlueTea]

17:28 There is actually a German saying that goes roughly like this: "I hope lightning Hits you while you're pooping."

[@dummyondummysteet]

9:11 that dog really didn't like that mushroom

[@PuppetOnStrings666]

I love this subreddit 🤣 glad he's covering it!

[@axelwulf6220]

Here in the states, we are not immune to the whole "thus region has this quirky trait" Recently, Florida Man is more meme than headline due to the volume of deranged stories that come out of Florida

[@Aries-ku8uk]

I woke up feeling like crapola and I ended up watching a couple videos in an attempt to just keep my eyes open. I am feeling much better now after watching this video. Thank you, Mr. Click. Your videos never fail to make me smile.

[@viis374]

23:35 I had a friend I fought and bantered with all the time, thing is I didn’t even notice or really recognize it as such till someone pointed it out. I was like “wait what? We NEVER fight” and my friend looked at me like ???

[@ShiaHex]

"Look at that naked man. Florida Vibes, baby." Even not knowing what you're talking about... You're 1000% correct

[@d4m4s74]

"can I eat sand?" Suddenly the sand disappeared, but you don't seem to be falling

[@HeyJay404]

13:48 There's actually this whole theory about luck being genetic. I once saw a documentary about it. Would probably take me a minute to find it buuut

[@elijahgreen3626]

If you do find it, do you mind sending a link to it? I'm very curious now.

[@Takisan111]

I learned about it from a cartoon series called Milo Murphy's Law. Thought it was just a joke idea like "What if Murphy's Law was genetic condition?" but it doesn't suprise me someone tried to do actual science around it.

[@derpkipper]

14:45 its a penguin tho He couldve just swam 🤣

[@LMR__1]

1:45 That's why you always tie down rat/mouse traps, most traps like that these days have a hoop on them or some other protruding part where you're supposed to fasten them to something so this literally doesn't happen.

[@roguedogx]

3:53 my only real issue with Baltimore is trying to get around it. it's like London with better food and more highways.

[@MeltedBrains89]

24:48 Stanzi has a bunch of shorts/tiktoks with this concept and they're all great

[@susannehuber3996]

Love Stanzi ❤

[@real-zenithas]

24:00 "Close only counts for horseshoes and hand grenades"

[@skywatcher6106]

Pretty sure it's "...horseshoes, hand grenades, and thermonuclear weapons."

[@Resilient_Sage88]

Man the universe said "No Saxophones!!" But Sax was like "Lol you thought."

[@maubeerbluffin4552]

the worst part about the dnd food curse could be that they'd be able to smell it, still. they could smell the most delicious meal and run around desperately trying to find it, to no avail.

[@fravs22]

"if a creature is more swag than you, it can legally take over your property" Love Nikki in a nutshell

[@justkiri3342]

So true, also hello fellow LN player. 👁️

[@adalaideandrews2234]

So true tho

[@Sleeping_Insomiac]

I wonder how long it would take for that DND setting until the characters become invisible to one another... And the reaction on the first player after they figure the curse out... "Why did I turn invisible to you before the Ranger's wolf companion?" "Because... I always wanted to... eat you?"

[@mystoxxiide9043]

i assume 3:00 meant “kill only time” like “the only thing you should do is spend time here and please dont kill anything for the love of god” but either someone removed the e or it fell off itself would be a killer joke if it was the former and you had a friend named tim

[@Dragonrider1227]

If you’re still wondering, that last video was people stuck on the Peter Pan ride at Disney (unsure which park) and normally the lights are dimmed and the props glow under ultraviolet lights so you don’t see all that other stuff. Great video as always

[@Gormathius]

0:38 The way he lined that up perfectly to follow up with "Frick you in particular!" and just didn't do it is an impressive degree of missed opportunity.

[@beetlejuicelocklear3359]

23:57 my band director would always say "close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades" your swedish saying brought back that memory lol

[@crwydryny]

The burglars calling the police reminds me of my ex. Before i met her she was stranded late at night miles from home and couldn't get a lift from anyone... so she went into a nearby supermarket blatently tried to steal a 50p yougert infront of the security guard so they would haveto call the police so the police could give her a lift home lol

[@XrinZuess]

as an Australian the attempt at an aussie accent just made me laugh

[@SyIzumakai]

Shoe croc!

[@leefelixsegg]

same it's so funny when they try XD

[@aliceramdom.s]

ok

[@cottonhairedhoe5243]

3:43 I’m personally from Baltimore and the sheriff is right. I had court today and the lawyers were talking about the dumbest cases they’ve had here recently. Lawyer #1 said that he was present at a hearing because some guy stole his roommates phone. The judge asked if he had the phone and he pulled it out to show the court. When the judge asked why he won’t give it back his response was “Then I wouldn’t have a phone”. He got 6 months in jail. Lawyer #2 said she was defending a woman facing eviction for failure to pay. The reason she told the lawyer was because she lived in the house for 20 years and stopped paying rent 10 years ago so she has squatters rights. Lawyer finished by saying she’s getting evicted today.

[@rez-.-]

15:00 I have officially started to call penguins "snow ducks" for the rest of my life. Thank you good sir!

[@buumla]

There is a saying in Germany when someone wronged you: 'Den soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen' which translates to 'a lightning should strike them while they're sitting on the toilet'. So apparently it comes true sometimes..

[@Monster_NopeNope]

11:52 Reminds me of the time (also in Australia) when they found the remains of a scuba diver in a burnt out bush fire Turns out he was scooped up in a water chopper and dumped onto the blazing inferno

[@HyperWolf]

Oh my god that sounds awful.

[@Monster_NopeNope]

@@HyperWolf imagine just minding your own business, chilling with the fishes Only to be suddenly thrown into hells inferno

[@medusa7756]

I thought it was a story from BlackStories

[@ines1084]

@@HyperWolf agreed, what a horrible way to go

[@aliceramdom.s]

lol

[@dogandcat3672]

17:54 That car just gained sentience. It's time for either a friendly machine that the government is gonna try to kill or the end of the world.

[@funnyusername8635]

26:00 That is the Peter Pan's Flight ride, probably at Disneyland (not sure if other parks have their own versions of this ride). This is what it looks like with all the lights on and they have to fix something or help someone in the ride. Usually it's dark with lots of black light reactive paint and little lights showing cars driving on the road in London and everything. It's really neat if you like miniatures. Searching for Disney rides with lights on will show you other stuff. Space Mountain without all the cool lights is a pretty tame roller coaster!

[@JustBen81]

4:50 that's actually something the moderators on the sub the content of this video is from do. They randomly ban a person posting the for a day or so.

[@waifuratertepes4691]

Hey! That ride at 26:00 is actually the neverland ride at Disney! the room is supposed to be dark and filled with water on the floor.