Cars Towed! New Boats, Polished Turds, Blocked Ramps, Sunscreen is a Must- E7

[@fjb3544]

Seriously, if he closed your eyes, you can see Bob Ross painting a boat ramp scene. My new favorite channel. Thank you!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

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[@bikerguy5829]

Finally a truthful boat ramp guide. Tells it like it is

[@DonziGT230]

I was at a ramp where someone left their ski floating in the way behind me to drive his car to the lot. When it finally drifted just far enough for me to back in I went fast enough to push a lot of water which also pushed the ski out a ways. My prop wash combined with the the breeze to give him a nice swim to the ski. Then he realized that he'd left his lanyard in the car. Don't be a ramp hog!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

To screw around is human. To find out is divine.

[@uncleanswer6488]

The best part is you thought you were cool by making his situation worse. Way to be an equal a$$ you 🤡🤡🤡🤡 lmaooo

[@DonziGT230]

@@uncleanswer6488 Not my fault he left his ski adrift blocking the ramp for a very long time, that's a total d!ck move. Also not my fault that the breeze was blowing away from shore. I backed my boat in fast enough to push the ramp blocker out of my way enough so that I could get the boat off the trailer, the rest was luck. Perhaps it was mean, but I'd probably do it again. There was lots of space for him to leave his ski where it wouldn't block the ramp. He was going to have to swim to it even if I hadn't done anything, launching my boat just made it a longer swim and hopefully a lesson he'll remember. As I idled past the swimmer I told him that he should never leave a vessel blocking the ramp, just to make sure he knew.

[@ispy5033]

Can’t figure out if I’m having more fun watching those 250s or you’re having more fun filming them 😉😉. Keep the laughs coming 😂😂

[@longbeaches44]

Just found your channel and l love your dry, understated commentary. It sets you apart from the rest of the loudmouths with this type of content. Liked and subscribed!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Welcome aboard!

[@warrenwilliams6023]

I agree the chitshow i just can't watch anymore

[@CreditCardCaptain]

@@warrenwilliams6023 what do they do that doesn’t work for you?

[@warrenwilliams6023]

@@CreditCardCaptain too much commentary

[@professor_thunder]

Exactly. None of that PC limp metrosexual commentary. #butts&nuts

[@olskoolbk]

Finally found your channel, I've seen you recording but had no idea who you were. Thx for showing us locals what we look like when we are out there,

[@meauxjeaux431]

Gotta love those twin "outboards", but you don't want them to be too big, because that's being dangerously overpowered, and they could hurt you. Too small and they lack in enough raw power to get on top and have any fun with. The twins on that boat were just right

[@DonziGT230]

It's only dangerously overpowered if you exceed the boat manufacturer's rated limit.

[@meauxjeaux431]

@@DonziGT230 You're talking about the wrong "OUTBOARDS"

[@DonziGT230]

@@meauxjeaux431 Ahhh, gotcha. I've never handled a pair that I felt were too big and very rarely see them....go big or go home! I've also had fun with 2HP dinghies, I aint too picky as long as it's a fun ride.

[@meauxjeaux431]

@@DonziGT230 You actually made me LOL...THANKS ! Actually, I don't mind the small outboards because even thought they don't get you to your final destinationm as fast, they still get you there. I had a couple of big outboards, and they are definitly more than a handfull. They can be quite dangerous too, especially once you get them on top and they get going good. They are hard to stop, and God forbid they hit something that you weren't expecting. I found that the mid sized ones are more economical, and give me a lot less trouble. Not only that, but you don't need a big fancy boat in order to handle them. Now, they have smaller outboards that you can have a mechanic implant a couple of big aftermarket pistons into the original jugs, but they don't handle the same as the ones that come stock. So why go through all that trouble since they are more likely to breakdown, wear out, and rattle ?

[@DonziGT230]

@@meauxjeaux431 A boat I owned way back.....well, actually I guess it was more of a lease, slapped me in the face with her starboard motor so hard it hurt, and my buddy in the garage on the other side of a wall heard the impact. She was a late model boat, the motors were barely broken in, still tight and powerful. But the slightest wave and she'd send you right over the gunnel. The current boat's motors are pretty well relaxed, and she might have a sagging transom, but still a pair of big ole 250s. More importantly, she's very economical and it's always smooth sailing, that's worth more than hard chines and a flashy gelcoat.

[@Adroit1911]

Yas!!! My favorite constitutionalist is grabbing video from boat ramps too!!! Hell yeah!!!!!

[@bowhuntking5913]

3:00 twin 250's. A thong is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without messing up the view.

[@DevMeloy]

I have a Yamaha FSH and can confirm that a jet boat is harder to dock than a I/O, I have all the thrust vectors and thrusters and still struggle at times :) After my first season with it, I'm finally comfortable bringing her in.

[@Jay_Hall]

Crazy stuff!! Captain takin care of bizzness! :)

[@olskoolbk]

"They like riding butts n nuts" Absolutely hilarious 😂 😃 😄

[@tomhannockoutlaw972]

I armor all’d my dirt bike seat once.. live and learned the hard way..

[@CreditCardCaptain]

I did my car seat once. It was a mess never the same

[@henrybelfiore8488]

I armoralled my motorcycle Seat. did a holeshot across an intersection to impress my friends and ended up hanging on for dear life. thank God the Fender had the tail light and license plate holder because that's the only thing holding my stupid ass on the bike.

[@boostedlss6450]

LOL, same, I hit the power band and proceeded to remove the knees from my jeans!

[@trixdropd]

The commentary is gold! Thanks for this

[@ronmcmartin4513]

@3:00--"Now take a look at that Back End, there!" ...YES! Oh wait, never mind.

[@stephtraveler7378]

Your vids and narration is getting better and better. Keep it up.

[@ajsullivan2559]

I love it... talking about the twin 250's, as they are off to the side of the shot. We saw what you did there...

[@flynnndawg]

😂

[@craigkaschan4822]

Riding butts and nutts that’s a classic. Putting kids on a boat without life jackets should be a capital offence. Especially when the captain doesn’t have a clue. 👍🇦🇺

[@cracker4706]

Its so scary, Stupid Parents!!

[@drw1926]

The largest Yamaha jet boats are 27-footers with dual 250s and they START north of $100k.

[@记住天安门广场]

Man, I really liked the looks of those twin 250's with the Tee.. They were tight!

[@fredboat]

All most to Panful to watch., We have them here to, later from Texas.

[@consentofthegoverned5145]

Inexperience combined with indifference makes for long days at boat ramps.

[@Bubbles99718]

Indifference, obliviousness or stupidity? Strange stuff no matter how it's sliced

[@jamesa9lpiopatton419]

No common sense or courtesy makes for a bad day at boat no self awareness

[@jamesa9lpiopatton419]

The actions of that Spanish jetski guy is why our local lake now has to pay for officers cuz it got out of hand

[@larrykeenan598]

They drive cars the same way. Stop in the middle of the road and get out to talk. Look at you waiting on them to move and give you that FU look.

[@sigmundpannu9317]

Butts and nuts 🤣 love that phrase!

[@marksday4936]

Armor-aled boat ramp 🤣🤣 love it.

[@brycehickman6841]

The twin 250s are amazing but I think we all are good with the 115 just like you said gets you where you gotta go! Lol 😂

[@eddiekamin]

Twin 250's were stellar... IMHO!

[@troymo75]

Those twin 250s did look nice! 🧐

[@记住天安门广场]

Oh, he'll yea.

[@Will-nl6il]

Nice post for my Friday afternoon. Aloha....

[@jaijason8150]

Butts to nuts. Never heard that. Definitely stealing that

[@jimwin6195]

Man that CC yamaha guy was handling that thing like a boss.... His brother in law on the dock wishes he would have just brought his Bass boat instead of riding with his sisters lawyer buddy...

[@GlenCychosz]

When you said polishing turds music started playing in my head. And drag racing.

[@Bubbles99718]

Yamaha jet boat guy. Never had a buddy that bad. If I saw a boat that I was about to get into being Captained like that, I'd bail

[@ronmcmartin4513]

People use the ramp/boat, the same way they drive their vehicle.

[@JP-ou8yb]

Amazing that not one kid boarding the black Yamaha has a life preserver on.

[@paulne1514]

They should have a cop down on the dock. When some blocks the ramp after they put the boat or jetski in the water, put a $500 ticket on the offending vehicle. Double the fine for second offense.

[@TheArmedFisherman]

Those 250s need some oil

[@meauxjeaux431]

They would still end up running hot.

[@comfortablynumb9342]

This reminds me of the 10th Street ramp in Sarasota. I've seen several sunken cars and boats there, once both sunk connected together there. Any Saturday or Sunday you can see all sorts of incompetence and stupidity at boat ramps. That bent pole on the dock must have a funny story 😂.

[@TheArmedFisherman]

Butts and Nutz the best way to ride

[@CreditCardCaptain]

The comfiest. The guy on the back has a built in chin rest.

[@YobieTheQuestioner]

Those twin 250's sure are sweet ;-)

[@jamesglavich1426]

I would think the "couch potato" on the front pf the boat trying to dock would toss a line to help, unless a line didn't come with the rental (surely he couldn't own a boat and operate it like that). I totally agree on the the twin "250's".

[@deanpetersen3901]

Time Stamp: 3:05. I wasn't sure which twin 250's you were talking about.

[@lightningstrikestwice6302]

I'm sorry! I didn't know which twin 250’s is you were talking about 😱

[@andyman8983]

I need to see more of those twin 250s.

[@jetpetty1613]

I refuse to back anything down a boat ramp because I can't.....don't want to learn either 😉

[@CreditCardCaptain]

It’s easy :)

[@Babyboomer_59]

OK I just want to make sure I'm clear on this, That Yamaha, you referred to as a jet boat, I'm wondering if that's not an in&out? If it is jet then that shallow water shouldn't be an issue.

[@jeffhaman9010]

If I knew i was going to be sitting and watching these "captains" for several hours, I would have to bring a bull horn so that I could continuously scream "WTF are you doing?"

[@CreditCardCaptain]

There are people who come out in folding chairs just to watch this chaos ensue. It's free entertainment. Thanks for the watch!

[@johnsipolis]

Can't believe some people unhook their boats before they hit the water like that jet ski, speaking of jet skiers, they're a different breed. Just subscribed.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Welcome!

[@rickjames8317]

OMG jet ski guy blocking the ramp was infuriating. I wouldn't have been able to sit in truck. Grrrrr....

[@walldogger1]

Lake lice are generally good for complications and problems wherever they infest.

[@railroad9000]

And his idiot passenger gets on without his life jacket. Just ignorantance and stupidity. A bad combination!

[@ronn68]

I don't know if I would have had the self-control to not get into it with that pos

[@billcallahan9303]

I like your fast paced delivery. You went a little long on the jet boat dummy but all in all...well done!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Thanks yeah that when you had to sit there and watch I had to watch it all day long while I was there and edit it sometimes we got a struggle through those

[@shawnbond1975]

"Butts to nuts" lmao.

[@puffdaddyfatsak8107]

The twin 250s was the first thing I noticed. Haha

[@largol33t12]

4:00 the guy in the center console picking up the in-laws/cousins: no kids in life jackets?? Crazy.

[@1977jaytee]

“Dredge company “ 😂😂😂

[@daveypir]

Flip-Flops are a no-go in every situation, Sandals are the way to go!

[@peterdang9746]

Maximize the blockage at the ramp lol you kill me my new favorite channel

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Thanks for the view!

[@stevesmith180]

Ahhhh those twin 250's!

[@TJ-hd5ym]

I was taught by my dad if you think your going to slow your going to fast when docking

[@theSkavenger84]

Picks up His friend here and rides butts to butts 😂😂

[@garrawaytube2801]

You make it fun to watch

[@GeorgeBonez]

A lot of those Yamaha jet boats are twin engine.

[@timboc105]

Awesome..I am a born and raised true Floridian 1965.. Sad to say the whole state of once was precious Florida is done and cooked beyond repairs sad to says... Funny Funny 😁👍 love it!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Too many transplants. Thanks for the watch!

[@rerektified]

Those were two nice 250's!

[@ironheadjim1]

" they ridin butts and nuts " :)

[@dylantrinder1571]

Wavy Boats, James Madison styleeeeee.....LOL

[@CreditCardCaptain]

You liking?

[@dylantrinder1571]

@@CreditCardCaptain yep!

[@maxmann8607]

Are dock lines and fenders illegal in Florida?

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Lol

[@tommywood9221]

Fun content 😎

[@markkus1134]

With gas prices the way they are be a lot of boats off the water this year!!!

[@milkman8063]

I launch my jet ski with my wife all the time. She hops on the ski before I even back down. Back down the ramp till if the jet ski slides off the back it's in the water. I unhook the safety chain. Back in she fires it up and drives off and I pull out and park the truck. After I park she pulls up to the dock just long enough for me to hop on and we are gone. Why is that so difficult?

[@CreditCardCaptain]

I never knew it was this hard. :)

[@Bubbles99718]

All ya need is an IQ over 90. Below that everything you said might as well be Greek

[@treeguyable]

That's the way to do it, in and out, easy peasy. I do my 22 ft boat, by myself usually, the only snag, is I gotta leave it there a minute, while I go park, or retrieve the truck and trailer. If you are prepped, and good, the wait is minimal.

[@OriginalJud]

Oh my God I'm laughing so hard just at the flip-flops slip already come on

[@loki244ti]

303 is legitimately good

[@lindacares2215]

I was checking out that Yamaha that probably costs over $80,000 and I am not that crazy how they are designing these boats with the seats facing the back of the boat and basically nothing to protect you from falling off back there. I understand they are designed for wakeboarding and tricks but I think it’s very dangerous. But they are making millions and I like to sit inside the boat facing forward….there are always some oncoming wakes or quick take offs. JMO!! Thanks for your great video I really enjoy them!!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Boats are crazy money.

[@josephiacuzio6361]

My man was trying to get every last drop of Armor All out of the bottle

[@titaniumman_22]

Haha, they ride butts to nutz! Love it

[@CreditCardCaptain]

With no life vest on the back. If anything happens, they're going out the homie way. Thanks for watching!

[@HickoryHillside]

Bullfrog is the only sunscreen I buy.

[@gatormc4838]

Hilarious content!

[@godfreydaniel2308]

If jet skiers with suvs would open the rear gate, they could see what they're doing, but I guess that would kill all the fun. If they'd just stay home, that would end all the problems.

[@jenniferkristen80]

I had a Can AM jet boat, and managed to suck up some rocks, $5000 later, I got rid of it, and bought a pontoon boat.

[@alanaldpal950]

Yeah when you said check out that back end, you really thought we were looking at those twin motors?

[@meauxjeaux431]

I think we were all looking at the twin "OUTBOARDS"

[@whiteru55ian33]

I saw the bottom too

[@bxbmbr766]

Keep making these videos and it will be in your price range

[@CreditCardCaptain]

😂

[@dutchglobetrotter4513]

80k for a boat but no money for fenders or some training.

[@rickjames8317]

More money than sense. Even the women and children knew better. They were waiting on the dock he should've pulled up to, right across from the polished turd😂😂

[@americantaxpayer4551]

If the lazy son of a gun in the front of the boat stood up and threw a line to the guy on the dock, they would have been fine. Of course, if the captain told the guy to throw a line.....................

[@pontiacgt60]

I wish I has twin 250's at home.

[@blly8325]

Future dredging Co. ….😆🤣 Yam Jet boat !

[@vinniebuiltRC]

Maybe not a dredge company but a landscaping company

[@crmolnar1]

Hell, even I can see the bottom. What was he thinking?

[@jdtractorman7445]

3:06, she's applying sunscreen while he talks to his girlfriend on the phone.

[@daveypir]

Armor-All! ... what the holy hell... might as well grease the entire boat!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Glistening like a rotisserie chicken.

[@OutlawNewsNow]

Why do people put themselves through the embarrassment and the cost of repairs, and just get some education before they hurt someone. I did learn some new terms today though, Credit card captain, and buts to nuts. Both are now in my head and I'm thinking of ways to use them right now. TY LOL

[@Steve-Jody]

Butts and Nuts LoL

[@jerimahjohnson8698]

Jet ski no pfd

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Darwin jacket.

[@TheFalconJetDriver]

Fools with money! 😁🛫

[@deplorablechump8758]

The last guy with the Yamaha jet ski is an arrogant, entitled person.

[@kfm165]

Jet boat + water+mud = $$$$$$

[@socalifone3044]

Jet Ski boy was looking for trouble. If he keeps pulling that BS he'll find it.

[@900stx7]

He was going out of his way to be an ass. He knew exactly what he was doing. This is coming from a jetski rider.

[@sethg.4127]

Paid $80,000 for a jet boat but didn't spend $10 for a rope to throw to the people on the dock.

[@Ed3kidsconnelly]

80k Yamaha and he is already running aground. Took up way too much time to pass up a perfectly good dock. credit card captain defined. More money than common sense.

[@jeffhaman9010]

You can't go fast at the boat ramp, but you can definitely go too slow.

[@Hey-vk7em]

Put life jackets on those little kids that are in the docks!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

My kids get them when they’re citing the truck staging. They’re wild animals and get excited going on the boat so that’s how I do.

[@mattdavis7558]

👍🤙

[@christopherbeil5309]

Never comment on anything but your funny as heck