Are there child soldiers in California or something?
@charger99125 жыл бұрын
Yes and no🤣
@tritter155 жыл бұрын
Yes, they’re hick children. White children who are actually pink, probably have mullets.
@matthenry25645 жыл бұрын
No, but there are gangs, ya dipshit.
@matthenry25645 жыл бұрын
@@tritter15 this happened in Hayward/Oakland, so no.
@billmurrie5 жыл бұрын
Matt Henry northern ca is a lot bigger than just the east bay area 😂
@jaspirita5 жыл бұрын
Can you guys imagine the world if Brandon had died that day? We wouldn't have the comedy legend, literally nobody would have known outside of his town and family who he was and that is sad AF.
@varyll84005 жыл бұрын
Well he is still alive. What ifs don’t really matter, so it isn’t that sad.
@Wooch1x5 жыл бұрын
There would be no “Try Me Bitch” meme
@the-potato-warrior5 жыл бұрын
Legend? Not even close
@SmartSaverU5 жыл бұрын
Who is he? I'd like to look up his comedy now. Special name?
@someone-tv5oq5 жыл бұрын
@@SmartSaverU Brandon rogers
@-Sean_5 жыл бұрын
The place probably had a meth lab in the basement and the kids were sent to clear you out
@jessicayuh265 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie stripes?!
@megumiseyelashes67064 жыл бұрын
666 likes, nice
@mr.lostrythm78763 жыл бұрын
That actually makes alot of sense.
@mistymonkey4.202 жыл бұрын
no it was the byron hot springs im 100% on it u live near their
@rosalieheart65374 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "My dad owns this land. You need to leave" Kid: bang bang brandon
@BradyIsAfagInHeat3 жыл бұрын
The kid told Brandon that qas his dads land.
@shroook4 жыл бұрын
Forget the comments, the real question is why is everyone just now getting recommended this?
@MrAnimater_Vr4 жыл бұрын
I assume it's a mix between Helluva boss and his clown video part 3 blowing up so his name probably got mixed into the recommendation formula
@ashtonimagine79244 жыл бұрын
Cuz I watched a couple of his videos again today
@bad_gaymr4 жыл бұрын
Maybe we all watch his vid?
@Shiroo4974 жыл бұрын
Most likely because of helluva boss
@rivur._4 жыл бұрын
probably because i just binged watched blah blah the clown 😂😂
@Itzaric5 жыл бұрын
There's a group of kids out there that have the other side of this story & they probably gloat about it all the time lmao
@Space_CowboyHD5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, buts really hard to understand what they’re saying, with the 4 teeth and 3 brain cells and all
@rencaelum43965 жыл бұрын
Those crack babies are long dead.
@Stephfunie895 жыл бұрын
mabe drug cartels? They start young im sure
@theepicspider18975 жыл бұрын
"Hey remember that time we threatened a bunch of kids with long rifles, and almost domed one? Good times."
@Demon-zk4jr5 жыл бұрын
@@theepicspider1897 but they were younger then those kids so technically they punked some punks
@UGHITSJOE5 жыл бұрын
This is sick
@doll.perasite90304 жыл бұрын
Ugh... it’s joe
@DunkinPeanuts4 жыл бұрын
Joe mama
@Jewelslh34 жыл бұрын
@@DunkinPeanuts Hah..haha..hah ._.
@justyouraveragebrit90904 жыл бұрын
In what way?
@johnathantrujillo70303 жыл бұрын
JOE IS EVERYWHERE 👀
@agenda38544 жыл бұрын
Brandon Rodgers is such a nice looking guy. It’s insane the shit he’s made
@janethneth20264 жыл бұрын
True that .
@Junkt123Ай бұрын
The beauty of acting and creativity
@oreo52395 жыл бұрын
“All these little maggots had a gun” I laughed so hard USEVGEISJ
@CamSiv9964 жыл бұрын
They were hick meets anus.
@VaVaVoice5 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the same town as he did and I know EXACTLY the place he’s talking about. My friend came back to our car after we visited one time and all his windows were smashed
@boubougaung26215 жыл бұрын
Tell more
@blazerheata64794 жыл бұрын
@@boubougaung2621 tell me more, did you get very far
@jadenbryant92834 жыл бұрын
Tell us more
@crimwolf52164 жыл бұрын
Wow 😂 there is a gang of kids out there still keeping the land somewhere 😂
@magepreston55132 жыл бұрын
Which town?
@zariahgrady39475 жыл бұрын
Brandon: we were in a haunted house. Me: oh shit we about to get spooky Brandon: so then children shot at me Me: am I high?
@brocowsci5 жыл бұрын
Did you read the video title?
@brocowsci5 жыл бұрын
Oh nvm i saw their post that sais he got shot at, thought it was in the title too
@comedycentraloriginals5 жыл бұрын
Truly spooky shit.
@gorft4stic5 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central Originals I liked your comment now come and like mine.
@trevorpettit18055 жыл бұрын
“Because they are kids” famous last words
@RAINESest_5 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "There is this big hotel in the middle of nowhere" My mind: *THE SHINING*
@jamespendergrass10114 жыл бұрын
My mind: “living it up at the hotel California 🎵 “
@JGtheefreemind9 ай бұрын
My mind: Byron hotel
@abdullahtariq70195 жыл бұрын
I love to see Brandon Rogers makig it big like CalebCity comedycentral is gifting demonitized youtubers with a platform with a stable income props to you Comedy Centrals😉😉
@aristovulouselliott88615 жыл бұрын
Wish i could like this more than once!
@getwobbledobbledoodleded84605 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna mess up the 69 likes
@cee24855 жыл бұрын
Get Wobbledobbledoodleded it’s safe to like it now haha
@justaregularguy44355 жыл бұрын
Brandon Rodgers has more subs this don’t make any sende
@justaregularguy44355 жыл бұрын
Sense*
@sariannn78254 жыл бұрын
1 year ago, 9 comments, and a lot of confusion 🤔
@sariannn78254 жыл бұрын
@carcker s oh that makes more sense
@dusting33835 жыл бұрын
What a nice episode of your worst fears confirmed...
@spyder9765 жыл бұрын
"Can you get shot by children?"
@Overlandpage55-theOG5 жыл бұрын
are there any in lake elsinore
@tjk4204 жыл бұрын
The reason there are so little comments is because the comments were turned off and they just got turned on.
@mrgoatman62024 жыл бұрын
I am your 69th like congrats
@tjk4204 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@xplosive34 жыл бұрын
Actually there was a comment that I saw that was posted when the video came out so......
@haydencunningham71854 жыл бұрын
@@xplosive3 yeah that was before they turned the comments off
@mistajankins63885 жыл бұрын
Im genuinely so happy to see him making it big. I met him while doing security at Playlist Live in Orlando back 2018, and he was one of the most down to Earth people on the planet. Keep it up Brandon.
@nootnoot15904 жыл бұрын
“My dad owns this land” I’m still laughing😂😂
@kawaii-draws48715 жыл бұрын
Me: why is Brandon acting like a real normal human.
@k-dubs4205 жыл бұрын
what is the point of this comment
@iEatSand20015 жыл бұрын
what is the point of any comment
@zipporahhornberger36245 жыл бұрын
What is the point of any kind of point ?
@cookie_eater65214 жыл бұрын
What is the point of anything?
@realdavebob3 жыл бұрын
what is anything
@iasonasedits26825 жыл бұрын
" *High* and mighty." Good pun there Brandon
@kalico81045 жыл бұрын
This is so weird, seeing Brandon actually be a human being and not screaming, “I’m cumming, I’m cumming, and I’ve conquered.”
@CatAttack64715 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know he could seem so “normal”
@miriamreyes31474 жыл бұрын
Brandon be like: Ight imma head out
@Eldor-117 Жыл бұрын
Brandon Rogers is an international icon. I once saw a title saying someone died, i thought the title said Brandon Rogers died, my heart dipped ducked dove and dogged for a second there, thats when i knew it was love.
@zombie21754 жыл бұрын
IM SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM EARN HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE ON COMEDY CENTRAL
@m4resworld5 жыл бұрын
the way this gave me anxiety i swear-
@SGprooo5 жыл бұрын
But he’s telling the story tho
@m4resworld5 жыл бұрын
SGpro 42:00 // still makes me nervous for the poor guy
@madsthedad16755 жыл бұрын
ok what the fuck is your username. let's talk.
@m4resworld5 жыл бұрын
mads the dad // its an inside joke dw
@aperson46075 жыл бұрын
missed opportunity to use his “children” characters at 1:23
@Overlandpage55-theOG5 жыл бұрын
Fuck you very VERY much
@minjjiowo91005 жыл бұрын
@@Overlandpage55-theOG ok sans
@daemonoferror5575 жыл бұрын
"We're like 12 or something"
@Overlandpage55-theOG5 жыл бұрын
@@minjjiowo9100 yeah i was planning on changing it to postal dude but i forgot to
@obiwankenobi40094 жыл бұрын
It’s strange to see Brandon Rodgers..... Normal
@ryoasuka73395 жыл бұрын
My stepdad is friends with Brandon! I just found this out! They went to highschool together and are still friends!!!! This is awesome! He got my stepdads friends married and he somehow worked Harry Potter, Star Wars and Disney into their vows!!!! No joke!!!
@Danloveskitties5 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't like a gun,,,,, it was a gun" - Brandon Rogers 2019
@AlexHerlan5 жыл бұрын
I love that you guys are supporting Gus Johnson and Brendan Rogers. They are both amazing, underrated, KZbin creators who deserve the best. Brendan easily deserves his own show on Comedy Central, with the crazy consistency, dozens of characters, and well defined structure of his various KZbin series on his own channel
@Belladonnacore6 ай бұрын
“All of these little maggots had firearms” coming from brandon rogers is not something i ever thought to hear but it has changed my life.
@jazwill46775 жыл бұрын
"Oh...well I guess he wasn't lying..." I dont know why I thought this was so funny 🤣🤣🤣
@Mint-Lynx3 жыл бұрын
Brandon really was destined to play Blitzo, that whole situation feels straight outta the show.
@marckarenrhinehart91724 жыл бұрын
grandpa: good job you triggerd a vietnam war flash back brandon: good job you triggerd a mini turf war flash back
@rolandorzabalsmullet2 жыл бұрын
1:58 Same energy as "Dumbledore asked calmly."
@lexlumi5 ай бұрын
blitzo's human disguise grows better by the day
@lylacordova65425 ай бұрын
😂
@armandovalerio42764 жыл бұрын
Wow everyone just suddenly getting recommendations for this.
@kimackerman21835 жыл бұрын
Wtf were those kids doing outside with guns?! I can't imagine a world without Brandon Rogers
@elifeliciano-prado71705 жыл бұрын
“We politely asked them to get the fuck out” Had me weak
@snakewhitcher41892 жыл бұрын
Thats pretty much what happened to me today on the outskirts of Lancaster. Only difference is that I was there for work and I was asked to be there. Don't order food if you're gonna be hostile with the guy that brings it.
@snakewhitcher41892 жыл бұрын
They did leave a $378 tip though. I'm a little confused about how to feel. It both wrecked and made my day.
@evangoodson1785 жыл бұрын
I remember watching Brandon Rogers back in jr. High (keep in mind that this was back in 2008), and I would watch his content religiously. It's crazy to see how far he has come, and I recently found out that he grew up relatively close to my hometown (relative being about 3 hour away, but for California that is only a portion of the state)! I wonder where his career will take him next. Hopefully not an animated Universal or Disney film, but it would be hilarious to see him try to hold it back.
@elliemeredith78395 жыл бұрын
“Maybe I can send them this video and give a good little spark to remember this happened” *INTRODUCES PTSD*
@turboflamez1615 жыл бұрын
My guy out here trying to sound badass while wearing Glen Quagmire's shirt.
@gorft4stic5 жыл бұрын
Rake Yohn Lmao He kind of looks like him but without the exaggerated chin and teeth.
@laurenmungaray39122 ай бұрын
He was just talking, chill.
@kreigthepsycho5 жыл бұрын
Your life doesn't flash before your eyes when you experience a near-death scenario, no. That happens when you're already dying.
@Alexander-lh4rq5 жыл бұрын
i never realised this before but hes kind of like a young jeff goldblum if jeff goldblum did crack
@claemayor16504 жыл бұрын
Dude love the paranoid picture
@agh35684 жыл бұрын
Oh that's what he was smoking...
@isthatplastictaste3 жыл бұрын
*"It wasn't like a gun, it was a gun"* - Brandon Rogers
@francescogirardello92504 жыл бұрын
Kids with guns: only in countrys where there's a lack of human rights... ... And USA
@mr.x25673 жыл бұрын
Sounds like America to me
@Shadow-nr4op4 жыл бұрын
“We politely asked them, get the fuck outta here, this is our place” lol
@CaryTheEagle2 жыл бұрын
Brandon Rogers knew he wouldn't die 'cause he is the main character.
@sadbread72615 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't like a gun it was like a gun".
@diamoz_42685 жыл бұрын
Thank god, Brandon Rogers, the special mans himself, didn’t die, I would’ve never had such great scream laughs.
@shiomicchi72473 жыл бұрын
Brandon Rogers got involved in a crazy real life near-death situation that sounds like something that he'd come up for his own cinematic universe. Now I really have seen everything.
@littleoreo77175 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that happened to him. Kinda reminds me of Children of the Corn. So glad for Comedy Central brought Brandon Rodgers here. I hoped they let him have his show one day. He's such a talented, creative and funny man.
@mattdacumos56295 жыл бұрын
I've been to the exact place he's talking about and people get shot for trespassing there a lot, now they hold klan meetings there
@enkeli33925 жыл бұрын
Wtf where is this??
@dannicolmatthew5 жыл бұрын
@@enkeli3392 Byron Hot Springs Hotel
@mistymonkey4.202 жыл бұрын
yes same hes telling the truth lol i live near their aswell
@lilsullen75505 жыл бұрын
Almost positive he's talking about the Byron Hot Springs Hotel.
@dannicolmatthew5 жыл бұрын
It has to be. Its the only abandoned hotel to pop up when you look up abandoned hotel in northern california. People have filmed vids there and have found bullet casings there.
@JGtheefreemind9 ай бұрын
As someone from Antioch when he described it my mind went straight to byron hotel lol
@ermacmacro71363 жыл бұрын
This abandoned hotel in the middle of nowhere. A Hazbin Hotel you would say
@michaelmcdoesntexist.3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard hotel I started to think about a Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss crossover
@astro.mp33485 жыл бұрын
Brandon: leave Kids: no u
@tf2medic1184 жыл бұрын
“All of these little maggots have firearms” Funniest thing Brandon has ever said 😂
@jayrg45 жыл бұрын
Woah. Brandon acting normal is surprisingly wholesome.
@kouinetsu5 жыл бұрын
I love him so much. He really needs a show.
@candle33925 жыл бұрын
love the fact that the video is 4:20 in length
@comedycentraloriginals5 жыл бұрын
It’s #BrandonRogersWeek (10/21 - 10/28) on Comedy Central Originals! Miss any videos so far? Catch up right here: kzbin.info/aero/PLChmxKYOuWIIeQm2l07EQgHnx2oL9bEPg
@barrel34815 жыл бұрын
they were kids from alabama
@aefloriian5 жыл бұрын
420th like
@ldbeastmode06895 жыл бұрын
“We politely asked them ‘Get the fu€k out of here this is our place’.” 😂😂
@edenswan77425 жыл бұрын
The hick life freaks me TF out honestly😂😂😂
@Diablo770715 жыл бұрын
Noone: Brandon: you know one time I almost died!
@tide.oxi.clean.consumer4 жыл бұрын
ok but look at his t-rex arms as hes talking
@qwabbity56474 жыл бұрын
"All of these little maggots had firearms." Is my favorite part of this whole storytelling.
@3Speedboy3 жыл бұрын
And then he realized you could make money off that business format and founded I.M.P.
@MikeNoob101 Жыл бұрын
It's great seeing Brandon Rogers being an actual human
@MrGlerb5 жыл бұрын
Brandon Rogers on comedy central!!! He be getting a show
@j-dawg40324 жыл бұрын
I fucking died when he said "It wasn't like a gun, it was like a gun" 😂
@jamesconway1425 жыл бұрын
"All of these little maggots have firearms" lmao
@billyclark4793 жыл бұрын
Brandon Rogers is like Ryan Reynolds, It’s not him playing the character it’s the character that plays him.
@JulianQuinn5 жыл бұрын
Wow it’s so crazy I used to watch this dudes sketches on KZbin when he was small
@chogoi98533 жыл бұрын
We politely ask them: "Get tf out of here"
@carbonatedsoup85255 жыл бұрын
Brandon Rogers: Leave The Kid: So that’s when I pulled out the Dracos and started shootin.
@xxsushid0rkxx4513 жыл бұрын
3:32 oh so would become Blitzo? (I know Blitzo was born there but still 😂)
@exdoomramen86185 жыл бұрын
How many more brandon videos are there, i love these!
@brocowsci5 жыл бұрын
1 vid every week this week not including sat sun
@Prior2Popular5 ай бұрын
THESE CHILDREN’S PARENTS LET EACH KID OUT WITH GUNS?? THE ACTUAL HECKFIRE
@gordonfreemaan5 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't like a gun it was like a *G U N* "
@fantasia60984 жыл бұрын
How have I not found this?
@FrenzyYeah5 жыл бұрын
He says Livermore was his hometown and Byron hotel is near there and I’ve been there and have been shot at lol guaranteed he was at the Byron hotel
@albinocthulhu88625 жыл бұрын
Has to be Byron
@FrenzyYeah5 жыл бұрын
Colin Schenone I dmed him lol and he confirmed it was Byron that’s hella funny
@El-Gato694 жыл бұрын
Fuck that place. But like, love that place
@clairewiley97204 жыл бұрын
Ironically, he went to hell as Blitzo from helluva boss a month later.
@captainvalourous66685 жыл бұрын
Now this explains why his videos has a little hate thing on the kids.
@mauricio_ramirez763 жыл бұрын
This guy isn't normal even when he act like a normal person XD
@ensane33624 жыл бұрын
Why is this just now getting reccomended to me
@fowleryouthcheerleading53233 жыл бұрын
The kid just sees this he’s like do I still got my gun 😂
@keeprkyd4 жыл бұрын
I was just watching Brandon a few minutes ago? Thanks recommendations I guess??