Cringing with Kid Rock (ft. Ford Truck Month)

[@summerwoodsmusic]

Never forget Weird Al’s response: “To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.”

[@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station]

Lolz Kid Rock and Tom MacDonald putting Weird Al out of business........

[@7srchoed]

As a trophy shop owner, I am pro participation trophy. I need to eat, people.

[@elltell1990]

Appreciate you putting a comma there, mate.

[@mooraymachine5019]

Won't somebody please think of the trophy salespeople!

[@OblivionDust2719]

I need to eat people

[@vexed_con]

That is a critical comma

[@7srchoed]

@@vexed_con a holy comma, God's comma

[@timothyrowe7206]

Haven’t we been giving kid rock participation trophies his whole career

[@yungtraplord1077]

Underrated comment

[@WorldOfGiants]

Holy shit

[@russell802208]

I'm straight out the trailer and he is a poser out of a house with a tennis court and an apple orchard

[@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

LMAO you just straight bodied this man

[@timothyrowe7206]

@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 And I'll take that applause Because I deserve it

[@olly3231]

"Social media sucks!" Wow, the bravest take of 2010.

[@khululyp]

He is not wrong but it is about as daring as saying Biden is a worse president than Trump.

[@roshango125ab]

I like to occasionally remind people that the Kid Rock song "Cool, Daddy Cool" used for the 2001 children's movie "Osmosis Jones" includes the line: "Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's MANDATORY" This lyric made it into the aforementioned...children's movie. Just let that one stew for a minute.

[@ChaingunCassidy]

His middle name is definitely fiddler.

[@JM-bd4qh]

So many people are cancelled for things they said over a decade ago yet this one is still out there.

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

Oh no oh god

[@cloudpaqceo]

Holy shit that's bad lol

[@philly_sports1558]

Kid Toucher Rock

[@TheThingInMySink]

As a 25 year old snowflake, I have finally seen the error of my ways, all these years I've thought I could tell Kid Rock how to live, but I simply can't keep living like this, thanks for the newsflash Mr. Rock, you have truly changed my life.

[@darthmader057mmm6]

I'm a kid rock fan maga supporter but this comment is hilarious

[@mitchboland9591]

I refuse to believe that Kid Rock actually exists. I like to see him the same way I view leprechauns.

[@ratking4713]

He’s simply a glitch in the system

[@tylerhackner9731]

It’s best to see him this way lol

[@middlesidetopwise]

Makes sense, leprechauns are also white dudes with chinstrap beards that sell over-priced garbage to poor people

[@drhall343]

I saw him on a street corner in Mackinac, Michigan several years ago. Everyone was trying to get his autograph and he was randomly talking about some really delicious fish he recently had.

[@jak3w]

I have an idea for a scary movie...

[@KMFDM781]

I think it's fucking hilarious Rock is referencing Willie Nelson. People like that often cite the "Outlaw" country artists like Nelson and Haggard as influences and think they're cool....but they were guys who were counter culture heroes and more like hippies than the Statler Brothers or Brooks and Dunn types. They were people who were against authoritarianism and conservatism of traditional mainstream country artists...ya know...Outlaws.

[@cgg2621]

i was going to say if Willie Nelson were born in 1990 he'd be the one of the kinds of people Kid Rock is calling snowflakes

[@rp1455]

yep, Johnny Cash too. I'm not sure Haggard was all that progressive in comparison though, although he did say that Okie from Muskogee aged poorly in his eyes as a representation of poor rural people's views.

[@justinbondar2491]

It's called 'last stand in open country.'

[@mfwest11]

Real Cowboy shit

[@TylerFederico]

Also comparing himself to Bruce Springsteen who is very liberal and has written tons of songs critical of America lol

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

You simply can’t tell this man how to live.

[@AxxLAfriku]

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear bla

[@BMILL5656]

Doctor: Mr. Rock you have stage IV Cancer. You have maybe 6 months to live, you should get your affairs in order Kid rock….*calls monster truck* *hands Doctor the phone*

[@michaelroy6630]

You could not be less capable of telling him how to live.

[@juliocesarpereira4325]

Kid Rock acts as someone who's been told how to live all his life.

[@johndef5075]

DONT EVEN TRY DAMMMITTTT!😂

[@ryleighrage]

He couldn’t stand for Tom MacDonald stealing his lane, so he decided to make a comeback. God help us.

[@teejayscottzilla6804]

Facts

[@philly_sports1558]

Kid Rock would definitely be willing to collaborate with Tom McDonald. It would be like the cringe anti-SJW equivalent of Freaky Friday with two “artists” that people don’t like.

[@funnyyellowdog8833]

There is a market, what do you expect? It's all about the Benjamins, baby.

[@roshango125ab]

My take on this song is the same as all Tom McDonald song. I'm offended. Not because it's not "PC". I'm offended because it's trying soooooooooooooo hard to be edgy.

[@justinbondar2491]

Tom Macdonald couldn't hold a candle to kid rock. Give me just 1 example of how tom is in anyway an as good or better musician than kid rock. Good luck!

[@fernandoreyes680]

"Cringing with" might be Melon's best video series

[@alexgoman3556]

You’ve never seen “It’s food”

[@riyo.38]

Let's argue is awesome too

[@fernandoreyes680]

@@alexgoman3556 Lmaoo I forgot about that. He should bring that series back

[@differentbutsimilar7893]

The thing I think makes them good is that he only does them every now and then. I feel like if you try to be the "Get a look at this." guy all of the time, it loses the impact. Nobody is really swimming in cringe like that... and talking about it, I mean. So at some point, it's gonna be phoned-in. Just a natural progression imo. Like, imagine if all that you did was seek out, publish, and comment on cringe. Like, that's your here to there. It's beyond human limits to do that and still feel anything about it. It hurts my soul to even think about. Anthony avoids that by only doing them when he has cringe gold. You never expect it, and that works out pretty well.

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

We need to start a petition to get It's Food back and we need Dominique as the co-host.

[@tojki9325]

"He's in a monogamous relationship with this flow." Quotes like this are what keeps me around Anthony. You're beautiful, don't ever let the internet destroy you.

[@CP-zn2mg]

Kirumi

[@BrokenGodEnt]

the internet already destroyed parts of him RiP ThatIsThePlan

[@basic_chain]

Kid Rock 20 years ago: "I can smell a pig from a mile away" Kid Rock today: 🥾👅🥰👮

[@JohnDarksoul69]

well he's always been that guy who tries to pander to certain groups in the most blatantly insincere way since he started his joke of a career. he just goes against the grain not because that's what he believes, but rather because that's what will "trigger some snowflakes" so he can then proceed to pander to the maga crowd. that's all he can do because he doesn't really have any talent (certified no shit sherlock moment, i know i know), pissing people off is the only way which will earn him any attention at all.

[@Angels510]

@@JohnDarksoul69 He’s taking the KZbin prankster approach to the twilight years of his career

[@stephenjones4397]

Kid Rock 20 years ago: "To all my homies up in Cell Block Six!" Kid Rock today, probably: "They shouldn'ta broke the law!"

[@Kedai610]

The "how is this not an SNL skit" line has the same energy as Todd in the Shadows comparing "Am I the Only One" to the Team America soundtrack

[@TheSkaOreo]

Hey man..freedom costs a buck ‘o five

[@wavybonez183]

“I’m a REEEEDNEEEECK! I’m a COOOUUUNTRRYYY BOOOOYYY!”

[@viscountrainbows6452]

This would be too funny for SNL so of course it wouldn't fly, even if it were satire.

[@standinsilence]

I love the main theme from Team America.

[@larrymclovestein709]

Kid Rock should’ve teamed up with Corey Feldman with those effects, together they could’ve ascended to the legendary Not Good.

[@rorysimpson8716]

Oh, man, can you imagine him rapping over Ascension Millennium? You better, because a permanent part of my life essence fled my body for typing this.

[@drhall343]

When someone uses the term "snowflake" unironically, I don't even get offended. I'm just embarrassed for them. 😂

[@HoB_Noir]

That and “get woke go broke” are equally as cringe

[@philly_sports1558]

Same with calling someone a “simp” in Fall 2021. It just makes me contort my whole face.

[@TheAndrewj96]

These are the exact same people who shit their pants in rage when someone kneels during the national anthem or says "Happy Holidays" within a ten-mile radius. It's absolutely pathetic and I have no intention of ever associating with someone like that.

[@TheIntenseLime]

This is pretty much how I feel about every Conservative buzzword. They swear to god they’re triggering everyone, when honestly most people just find them kinda lame and corny. Imagine revolving your entire personality around the fact that you don’t like Liberals lol.

[@TheAndrewj96]

@@TheIntenseLime First off, kickass username and pic. Second, it’s mostly just a horde of bitter, hate-filled boomers who refuse to accept the fact that a) the world is changing and b) they are pretty much irrelevant at this point. So they latch on to this delusion that their outdated beliefs are still the norm to try to hold onto some semblance of social control, because they’re just too lazy to change. Simple as that.

[@WilliamMaranciMashups]

this song is some of the best performance art of all time

[@sobot_]

You are the best art of all time

[@duckywinks]

I knew you were cultured, mashup man!

[@wokeil]

This was an unironic banger

[@damone7524]

Dude you are way too talented for this Kid Rock Mickey Mouse bullshit, escape while you still can!

[@kaztheunbreakable]

@Monolith _X yes it is? lmao. all celebrities giving the world their opinion is a joke

[@napalmdreams9654]

I love how “cringing with” is the one remaining series on your channel where you react to the music in real time. Like it’s so bad that we NEED to hear it to know

[@jdl7271]

"No I've never been the smartest!" Yeah man, we can tell.

[@kenshin4113]

"Mom can we have Rage Against the Machine?" "We have RATM at home." RATM at home:

[@giotronq]

right!! i kept thinking wow, this sounds like a specific rock song but I can't remember which. i forgot how unoriginal kid rock is

[@electrosthefella]

That's an insult to Rage Against the Machine smh

[@geronimojimenez-dealba520]

Rage Against The Machine -Killing In The Name Of Killing in the name of Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Uh Killing in the name of Killing in the name of Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya But now you do what they told ya Well now you do what they told ya Those who died are justified For wearing the badge They're the chosen whites You justify those that died By wearing the badge They're the chosen whites Those who died are justified For wearing the badge They're the chosen whites You justify those who died By wearing the badge They're the chosen whites Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Uh Killing in the name of Killing in the name of Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya Now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya Those who died are justified For wearing the badge They're the chosen whites You justify those that died By wearing the badge They're the chosen whites Those who died are justified For wearing the badge They're the chosen whites You justify those that died By wearing the badge They're the chosen whites Come on Uh Yeah Come on Uh Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Motherfucker Uh

[@BeersAndBeatsPDX]

@@electrosthefella Rage Against The Machine is an insult to people who actually believe in something.

[@Ronnie.Raymond]

Rage In Favor of the Machine

[@ApocalypseMoose]

He's not a kid, and this is arguably not rock. False advertising tbh

[@queenhenryviii]

Where the fuck is the manager? I demanded to see the god damn manager almost a full episode of Seinfield ago. SOMEONE IS GETTING FIRRRRRED.

[@yungtube7848]

Fake news!

[@roach9397]

I mean he has the mental state of a kid, and terrible contemporary western hard rock is (sadly) still rock.

[@bellbito7318]

I mean the rock part is pretty accurate, he does have the brain of one.

[@Leeqzombie]

I'm offended by how little creativity goes into these attempts to be offensive. Smosh's Zelda rap had more edge.

[@TheSkaOreo]

Its pandering--full stop. The type of people who would unironically listen to shit like this are neo-nazi bikers, or those old 50 year olds at the bar who "really think this has a good message" but for some strange reason can't articulate what that message is.

[@bubblegumluv2007]

p to the l to the u to the g

[@tannerpickle]

"Willie Nelson has dignity which Kid Rock will never have. Which is why he's doing this." Well said, Melon.

[@philly_sports1558]

Kid Rock was nothing but a trend chaser. He went from hip hop to rap rock to nu metal to Southern rock to country. That’s his career trajectory.

[@CypressDahlia]

Kid Rock is literally a "my dad owns a car dealership" kid holy shit

[@timothycampbell1229]

Major "Yeah dude, I was gona totally join the Marines after high school but..." energy coming off Kid Rock on this one. If this song were a person, it would be that guy who watches a 5 five minute Jujitsu video on KZbin and then tells guys at the bar that he's "trained in UFC". If looked like Jeff Foxworthy's dad, I would mask up 24/7.

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Bonus points for "but they kicked me out because I told the drill instructor I'd kick his ass" when it was actually because he just quit

[@7thDayAdventures]

Saw him in 08. He puts on quite a show. He ran out on stage dropped he's pants and got into a power squat. He then screamed "MY NAME IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!" while just ass blasting the first few rows. Definitely bring a pancho!

[@travisdraper2411]

Funny that "triggers" are a PTSD term, and that's probably something a lot of returned servicemen would deal with (I'm assuming there's a large crossover between his audience and the Support Our Troops and Republican crowds). I can't imagine wanting to "trigger" someone's PTSD to amuse myself.

[@ThePhreakass]

You know that the term was used by colleges to the point where people don't relate it to actual PTSD anymore.

[@travisdraper2411]

@@ThePhreakass Perhaps what you think of as overuse is actually just realising that a lot more people are traumatised than you expected.

[@ThePhreakass]

@@travisdraper2411 Perhaps not

[@hdervish2497]

Perhaps yes, because the medical research showing the lasting physical damage to the brain in relation to trauma is supported by science instead of memes on your racist uncle's fb

[@ThePhreakass]

@@hdervish2497 Man you totally convinced me. You sound damaged

[@drhall343]

Dude really pulled out the "with arms wide open" voice. 🤣

[@elltell1990]

Or Hungadangadang singing as AV Club put it

[@simons.2281]

😂😂😂

[@LordofDiamondsMetal]

ain't nobody gonna tail me how to leearrrhvvve

[@BareBandSubscription]

I remember an episode of South Park where Cartman pretended to be mentally disabled so he could compete in the special Olympics. In preparation, he studied various different sources of inspiration, and one of those sources of inspiration was actually Kid Rock. Needless to say, they were on point with that one.

[@Ronnie.Raymond]

“sOuTh pArK iS jUsT wOkEtArd aNd cAn'T hAndLe kId rOcK sPitTiNg fAX yO!”

[@zackcolosky9908]

Mr Truck Man wearing a Slayer tank top makes me feel like a fucking nerd for having ever listened to Slayer

[@danio8610]

slayer is sick dont let others decide wat u think is cool lol

[@nehemiah1098]

Its not even a real slayer shirt lol. There's a different name on it

[@PesterFester1966]

He probably bought it at Hot Topic and doesn't own a single album of there's.

[@GordonSlamsay]

If it makes you feel any better, I own a Ford Truck Month cd.

[@sexyliam]

Slayer deserves an apology.

[@HeyItsKoreyYT]

I genuinely never have met a Kid Rock fan, and I’m scared at the idea of ever meeting one

[@CckRchRsh]

The dozens of us were popping in the 90's.

[@JuvenileStacks]

Kid Rock fans and Kyles are the same thing

[@thedogfromraditude5449]

“YEEHAW I’M PIMPIN’” said the one Kid Rock fan I know at my grandma’s funeral (not a true story)

[@Nik.No.K]

I live in Michigan so they’re fairly plentiful here. I try not to associate with them

[@dynamicbanteranimated8411]

Both of my parents are genuine Kid Rock fans. Both of my parents currently have Covid. I don’t really talk to both of my parents.

[@shearfury147]

He's become a caricature of himself. Good news is if he or any of his fans ever do a medley, all his songs blend effortlessly.

[@grammervausa]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@thisisisabella3634]

Anthony quoting the only decent lyric kid rock ever had was oddly satisfying.

[@mellowyellow6572]

He had one?

[@HEYitzED]

It is quite an amusing line. I’ll give him that.

[@jarred.shane10]

Just another case of an artist feeding and firing up their audience. It’s ironic that he hates social media given the fact that he probably would have been forgotten years ago if it wasn’t for social media.

[@heronoverdose]

I agree, Melon needs to get over the Fader article.

[@maxsmart9116]

​@@heronoverdosesounds like you're the one that hasn't moved on.

[@heronoverdose]

@@maxsmart9116 Oh man you are so right my dude, I will confess ThisIsThePlan was one of my favourite KZbin channels ever.

[@crashtestdolphin5884]

Nothing says modern country music like the entitled son of a millionaire car dealer playing dress up with pickup trucks while claiming to speak to "True America."

[@matthewlister3755]

Kid Rock is the Patron Saint of Cringe. Ancient grimoires from the late 90's decree that if you sacrifice cans of Old Milwaukee's Best to His Image an unstoppable vortex of cringe will be summoned, sending a terrifying shudder of UGH throughout all of creation.

[@VuotoPneumaNN]

Willie Nelson supports LGBTQIA rights, supported animal welfare, opposed the Afghanistan and Iraq wars, criticized Donald Trump and got vaccinated. What the fuck does Kid Rock think they have in common?

[@sagecolvard9644]

They both like drugs. Not the same drugs, but still.

[@joepermenter7228]

Doobie doobie doo....

[@jenconvertibles]

this reminded me that willie nelson is awesome

[@dogmosatchmo]

I'm confident if they stopped producing Bud Light and Coors Light, Kid Rock would stop existing. I'm also confident if they stopped producing opiods and amphetamines, his fans would stop existing.

[@psychokitty444]

A sick burn that should have far more likes.

[@RDai-yp7rp]

This is the song you were jamming to when you gave silk sonic a 7

[@M00NSIDIAN]

"you will never be Willie Nelson" god fuck that, he won't ever reach the heights of Milli Vanilli either!

[@elltell1990]

At least Fab can sing

[@grantp1733]

I swear that Monster Truck refrain sounds *exactly* like something Trey Parker and Matt Stone wrote and voiced for SOUTH PARK circa 2002. lmao

[@Vorusen]

"They tell lies on the TV?!" oh boy wait until they realize that people can lie on the internet too lmao their facebook echo chambers are going to implode

[@byHexted]

It is INSANELY IRONIC that he said “what’s with all the backlash, hey snowflakes here’s a news flash”, that’s implying people disagreed with him or didnt like what he’s saying, which is obviously offending HIM enough to call them offended for not liking him instead of actually having a conversation, which is what I thought a “snowflake” was

[@eyecontrol4900]

just all projection

[@mikerhoa]

There is no way anyone can dunk on him harder than Weird Al did.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Behold the power of Weird Al. He wasn't even involved, and yet we all know he's getting the credit.

[@AlexLong1000]

Kid Rock is headstrong and can take on any one

[@cdvideodump]

Kid Rock knows that you are wrong

[@matejovich]

@@cdvideodump shouldn't you be shaving your bush in the likeness of Jen Psaki.....

[@roxas5234]

This is not where you belong

[@GrimsinMingzhi]

He just gave everythiiiing awayyyyy

[@alicankunta]

The age of anti intellectualism summed up in one video. I'm dumb and I'm proud of it. Muricah!!!

[@iamryan9234]

2:42 the bars that melon spit is ten times better than this entire track

[@nathanieledwards7150]

Can we just stop for a minute and admit that this is beyond hilarious? When hes flying on an eagle? Come on....that made my day

[@thomaslippiatt7107]

I genuinely laughed out loud at that

[@DarkestNight99]

I lost it when he edited in the screaming person from when Trump won LMFAOO

[@thomaslippiatt7107]

@@DarkestNight99 the best satirical geniuses couldn’t come up with something so fucking hilarious

[@nathanieledwards7150]

@@thomaslippiatt7107 rock flag and eagle!!!

[@westernhemlock]

It’s fucking hilarious if you don’t take it seriously, which you absolutely shouldn’t

[@Rattenhoofd]

The creators of South Park were being pushed by the studio to use a Kid Rock song in their first movie, but they refused and went with What Would Brian Botano Do. Kid Rock has never fully recovered.

[@declanhuber4250]

I genuinely didn't think it was possible to have less self awareness than Tom MacDonald

[@invaderjae]

And yet here we are. lol

[@davidstenbak5118]

Tom is the king of this shit. This sux but no one will back it like they do TM

[@declanhuber4250]

@@davidstenbak5118 I will say that Tom is considerably dumber

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

The two of them should do an “anti-woke” collab so we can laugh at them making the cringiest song of all time

[@MCSlammerMcJammer]

I think Tom Macdonald knows what he's doing and is just one of those troll rappers

[@Aahe42]

7:00 Kid rock blasting off into his safe space while shooting at people he disagrees with while wearing little angel wings

[@alexgoman3556]

Finally another Cringing with, now can we get a return of the best Fantano series It’s food

[@skyscourge5663]

He put one on Patreon Oct 30

[@tofuteh2348]

I wonder how that one guy in the comments who's only been eating granola and tofu scramble is doing

[@yungtube7848]

@@tofuteh2348 i desperately need a new recipe

[@MadelinefromCelesteW]

i feel like making an entire song that kinda boils down to "I don't want to wear a mask" is harder than just wearing the mask also what's more snowflake behavior, wanting to be safe during a global pandemic or making a SONG about being mad i had to wear a mawsk for two mwinutes :(

[@montag4516]

Keep on enjoying your NW0 Face Diaper 😷. Fresh air and human socializing are not good for you, and don't hug your children or let them play outside because that would be cruel and maybe even illegal.

[@MadelinefromCelesteW]

@@montag4516 lmao

[@treyebillups8602]

conservatives have gotten an adult form of oppositional defiant disorder in which everything that could benefit one's health is a threat to their freedom

[@stefanoalves8862]

You know Kid Rock is the absolute bottom of the barrel of music when he is outshined by a band named Monster Truck.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

"This guy sounds like wrestling." - KZbinr Pat Finnerty describing the singer of Monster Truck

[@derkeheath5172]

One of my gay friends refers to what people like Kid Rock does as "straight drag".

[@benwebb4424]

Conservative media boastfully telling you the media is lying is the weirdest recurring self report.

[@Enterstainers]

I choked at "Kid Rock has not grown out of ... being Kid Rock"

[@patrickcampbell9445]

Isn’t Kid Rock some rich boy? Lol. This is literally a caricature.

[@runnersdialzero1244]

He came from money and his name is literally fucking Robert Ritchie. He's a joke.

[@AndrewWilson-ol6jb]

Kid Rock's flow is how I imagine Hulk Hogan raps

[@BaronVonQuiply]

I have literally only ever heard about Participation Trophies from baby boomers. It's led me to wonder if they were a common thing in the 50s and 60s because I've never seen one.

[@trentonmcintyre5617]

“I don’t know who this would offend” People with a good music taste probably

[@FFmaxxx]

Lmfao participation trophies were given out by boomers and Gen x parents. I've never understood that diss.

[@BrofUJu]

Also, I was taught like, don't say shitty things to people and watch your words by boomers! Good times lol

[@jonwhitehead5426]

Kid Rock is to music what Larry the Cable Guy is to comedy

[@yungtube7848]

A national treasure?

[@Leafsgobrrrrr]

The GOAT?

[@soulknife20]

Hey woah. Larry the Cable guy is a treasure and great dude. Kid Rock is a pile slugs masquerading as a person

[@freedomseekr]

Ah yes, participation trophies. The thing that's been around since... I guess the 80s (?) and everyone at least my age, if not older, easily dismantled as being cringe by the time they were conscious enough.

[@thetrashbaby]

"Social media sucks" says the shirt as he struggles to stay relevant outside social media lol.

[@AlligatorArms]

Social media is literally the only reason this point of view has been elevated to the point where there’s enough people out there for it to be worth the time and effort to sell this song to them.

[@EdertheJust]

Remember when kid rock had to cancel his shows over the summer because half his band got Covid?

[@new.romance999]

he canceled culture

[@crushersbutlessedgynow]

"Are you triggered snowflake?" "YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE!..😢😢😢😢😢😢"

[@MiniMetal-ru4xh]

Wow saying "snowflake" and "social media sucks" is just too edgy, bet he has a hard time getting this played on the radio...

[@obsidiancrow450]

imagine if every boomer meme was just unironically rolled into a song

[@thomascross8339]

Kid Rock and Tom McDonald just formed a new super group. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee Against The Machine"

[@willywonka7812]

Rage on behalf of the machine

[@heronoverdose]

@@willywonka7812 do you actually unironically think in 2021 either artists represent 'the machine' with everything going on?

[@willywonka7812]

@@heronoverdose yes. Capitalism is the machone grinding us to dust, and tom mcdonald is ignorant enough to champion the establishment's mode of production; their means of power and control, in the face of the underclass's rumblings of discontent as tge achieve class consciousness. Tom Mcdonald is a tool. In every sense

[@heronoverdose]

@@willywonka7812 You mistake conservatives for capitalists. With that I look at the machine of now and it is certainly not right wing these days.

[@willywonka7812]

@@heronoverdose conservatives, under capitalism, are a shortcut to fascism

[@ultrastar2084]

Saying a song reminds you of "Ford Truck Month!" Is the greatest insult of all time

[@pkmcburroughs]

"Man--I'm SICK of all this WOKE stuff!" "Oh, yeah? Like what?" "Well, like the...like the...UGH! I'm just SICK of it, okay?" *starts muttering under his breath about She-Ra and the Princesses of Power*

[@Ronnie.Raymond]

“I'M JUST SICK OF PEOPLE BEING TOO SENSITIVE ABOUT BLACKFACE, YO!”

[@RobertStribley]

Appreciate the props for Willie Nelson. Kid Rock comparing himself to The Boss in this song was also remarkably tedious, considering both Springsteen’s talent and the life-long themes of his music.

[@swaaws]

3:36 funny considering his career is a sort of “participation trophy” (being rewarded despite a lack of any sort of skill or reason for the reward)

[@joedellabate306]

I mean compared to almost every rapper today he is talented, at least he can play an instrument and not just make jungle noises over trap beats

[@SmokeyChipOatley]

“Anti-woke music” Kid Rock trying to break into the lucrative lullaby market. Kid Rockabye Baby sounds pretty dope actually.

[@mikowai]

The monster truck part of the song has been around awhile, and by virtue of them being Canadian content I've heard it way more than anyone deserves to. I'm impressed they managed to make it worse.

[@CP-zn2mg]

Was just gonna comment this! So glad I haven’t listened to canadian radio in 5 years or more so I can just avoid this type of shit lmao

[@moonfaced9927]

the guy singing the hook just sounds like he's trying to imitate anthony's imitation of him

[@jasons2210]

This song sounds like a parody of The Lonely Island's "Threw it on the Ground" ...which is a parody song itself.

[@Jesse615]

"Willie Nelson has dignity…" And he wrote songs that are still played on the radio, decades after writing them. I can't say I've heard many old "hits" by that no-talent ass-clown in recent years!! And thanks, Anthony, for the heads-up on Kid Schlock actually NOT growing up in a Michigan trailer park. On the other hand, Iggy Pop DID grow up in a Michigan trailer park, so maybe if Kid Rock had, his music might not suck as much!

[@aurumproductions]

This sounds like a satire South Park song.

[@rse1113]

I'd tell Mr. Rock that he's probably too old to still go by the "Kid" moniker, but then I'd be telling him how to live.

[@ChaingunCassidy]

I am taking great pleasure in showing the good ol boys that defend Kid (Toucher) Rock his contribution to the Osmosis Jones soundtrack.

[@Frosting1000]

"Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory (Joe C.) But I say it's MANDATORY!"

[@grapespace]

Is this the next great art from the right I've been hearing so much about?

[@DarkestNight99]

If you enjoy it for comedic value only this is arguably the greatest piece of art this year 💀

[@tentinquarantino876]

I mean, this song is amazing, it got 95k likes and no single dislike! *Wow...*

[@nejdalej]

I was 11 when Kid Rock's All Summer Long came out and I smelled a rat when he plagiar- I mean sampled Sweet Home Alabama and/or Werewolves of London. My boyfriend tells me the album was an homage to classic rock. I'm all for homage, but idk sampling a bunch of good songs to make your own subpar songs sure felt like a convenient creative decision. (EDIT: Just to be clear, I'm well aware that sampling is a thing. There's plenty of times it can be done well and one can understand why the sample was used. Maybe they were used in an inventive way or made an actually good song. However, there's plenty of other songs where it falls flat on it's face and I feel that All Summer Long is one of them.)

[@soulknife20]

Oh hey guess what? The opening drum is ripped from Smells like Teen Spirit.

[@brodieyake7735]

Shout out to the time when I got into an argument in the first grade with another kid who thought Kid Rock was a better white rapper than Eminem.

[@gatitoszuaves5571]

I just know that kid was a fan of em until he heard White America and was like “What?! Em said that white people have an advantage in music!! 😡🤬 Fuck you Slim ANUS, I’m going to listen to someone better 😎”

[@brodieyake7735]

@@FlameOnTheBeat Wow. I had never even thought of that. At least Revival has it's moments - sparse as they are - of thoughtful reflection. They're just buried under atrocious production, terrible beats, awkward features, and annoying flows. Eminem even at his *ABSOLUTE WORST* is better than Kid Rock.

[@reinhardtwilhelm5415]

@@brodieyake7735 Eminem even at his absolute worst is better than pretty much all his viral imitators.

[@ronjames4151]

The participation trophy isnt for the kids its for people like kid rock who cant accept their kids arent the best at everything

[@nedisahonkey]

Lol i knew this was coming as soon as i saw his tweet ablut it. Kid Rock being a rich kid masquerading as trailer trash has always been hilarious.

[@thebabymachete3515]

Last time I heard about Kid Rock was on that Machine Gun Kelly song ... that should tell you something about the character we're dealing with 😂🤦

[@JC20XX]

I kind of forgot about him until pat finnerty what makes this song stink

[@HoB_Noir]

As much as I dislike MGK, even he probably thinks this is trash. At least he doesn’t lack this much social awareness

[@FrshChees91]

Are they still talking about participation trophies?

[@Winabagel23]

Monster Truck's voice sounds exactly like Fantano's mocking inpression of Creed

[@wesleylarks838]

I find it wild how he's somehow regressing in maturity 20 years later

[@rundownmaggot666]

With more pandering artist popping up we can now create a genre called “grift” core. Secure that bag Tom and Rock! A jump off tittle for their possible collaboration.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

Tom McDonald Kid Rock and 4G Autoblow "MAGA musketeers" (album cover features the three of them 'swordfighting') Featuring at least nine songs with "White Boys" in the title

[@dakinikiss]

Such a good point about Bob’s never evolving flow. It hasn’t budged in 25 years

[@somekindofaperson]

lol, i love kid rock blaming on "millenials" when we were pretty much his audience. i mean this was the exact type of sound that the guy was selling us back in the days. we were the teenagers at the time that bought records, and a lot of us did buy some of his stuff (not me, but i was part of the target audience, no doubt about it). i really cant understant how he is so out of depth, but i guess some folks just never grow up. at least limp bizkit never took themselves very seriously - which now is a great advantage. i mean we are snowflakes why? because we actually listened and bought your music in 2000?

[@sspbrazil]

I always say this when I see anything Kid Rock and I’ll repeat it here, my cousins grew up across the street from Bob Ritchie, better known as Kid Rock. He just used to be little Bobby Ritchie to me, a smart ass kid that grew up in an upper middle class family, his father owned a Ford Dealer outside of Romeo Michigan. He actually lived in Bruce Township which is outside the town of Romeo Michigan and he lived on about 5 acres, my cousins and I would ride dirt bikes on his property and his father would allow us to, my cousins grew up upper middle class as my uncle was an engineer for General Dynamics, I grew up blue collar, but spent a lot of time in the summers staying with my cousins. His entire poor country hick persona is complete BS. He grew up a rich little white kid and my favorite part of knowing him when he was a pre-teen and teenager was getting to punch him once for picking on my cousin’s friend’s sister one day. He was just a loud mouthed annoying kid. Cut to some years later and I was working in a record/CD shop in the Detroit area and he came in to sell his rap tapes, those albums went over big with white suburban kids and it used to make me laugh, but hey, he found his audience and ran with it, then when he shifted more towards country and rock and I heard that song “All Summer Long” it made me cringe and then laugh out loud as he ripped off so many riffs from other songs in that dreadful song. He’s made a lot of money now and it just shows that faking a persona in the music industry can lead to success even when you have absolutely nothing to say in your music.

[@mr.ooweeeee5477]

Kid rock has always been cringe

[@chiarosuburekeni9325]

I really hate myself for buying Devil Without a Cause in 98. High school me didn't know any better lol.

[@NoUploadJustComment]

Dunking on Cringe Republicans is a quality series on this channel.

[@normharr]

ready for the kid rock Tom Macdonald collab in the near future