Cristela Alonzo - Being 40 is like Being an iPhone 6

[@iamelectric30]

We've seen Cristela in person a few times now, she puts on a really good show and is super nice to her fans.

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

She’s a lot of fun. Always enjoy her stuff

[@galigyal399]

Cristela is a national treasure ❤❤❤❤❤

[@stormboss57]

40 and fine

[@Guyonnn]

“Bitch! I will ruin your life” 😂😂 Who hasn’t been there a million times?!!

[@xitsmedianax]

The internet skit!! Hahahaha....she's an 80s baby for sure. I'm '83 and lived through the dial up internet days! I can relate to this! AOL cd was for ppl with money I had Netzero LMFAO 😂😂😂🤣

[@akgstone]

Also born in 83😂 56k Dial up kid here. Pretty sure we had it going when I was in 3rd grade. I was just 10. It was called Prodigy and it was DOS based. It was yellow and black screens with pixelated pictures. It was so archaic. Then a year or 2 later we got AOL going I remember and then in either 97 or 98 we switched to MSN and got a DSL Line and we now have Napster and downloading songs to play and it took 10 minutes just for 1 song to download. Pages took about 30 seconds to load completely 😂. Man ok . . Now I feel OLD!

[@xitsmedianax]

@Some Guy on KZbin 🤣Yes! I remember all of that. The internet was such a new thing to us! I remember having to use an AOL trial cd to connect and then I didn't use a local phone number to dial out so I racked up about $900 on my parent's phone bill bc it was considered "long distance". They were so pissed off at me 😳 Downloading music and then burning them on to cds....yes was a big thing back then. Chatting on AIM for hours, going into chat rooms and then MySpace 😂

[@MrTachyon]

Net Zero was free. Great memories 😅

[@Sakana_Ren]

Tellin' it like it is. Mad respect to Cristela!

[@johngullo9420]

I own an iPhone 6 and I approve this video. 😀 (7 years and counting)

[@eviljigglypuff2254]

She's looking fantastic nowadays!

[@Erchyful]

She’s more gorgeous every year 👍😍

[@Protectobot]

I was still using my old iPhone 5s when I recently turned 40 back in 2019. SORRY, Cristela, but ‘WE’RE OLD!’ 😂

[@savvystarfire6667]

Love her energy

[@angelaeniola2513]

Love this woman 😂🤎

[@franciscarodriguez2855]

So true From Texas too sending my Amor

[@frankmunoz8592]

Love watching her very funny 😄

[@alexpastor8582]

stand up is definitely not easy, this lady is talented

[@yassqueen4069]

You are Great!

[@supportnetwork7005]

I'm in love with her

[@reneemartinez9286]

👏🏽 love her 👏🏽

[@maurawhelan3530]

Love love love her!

[@chevroncar]

Who else watched this on an iPhone6? 🤣

[@audreyhrpr]

I love her

[@jchase1702]

I like that she doesn't communicate humor as if we we all in junior high. She doesn't have to use foul language in every other line to make us feel obligated to think that is humor.

[@P71ScrewHead]

True..lol

[@elenichristoforides8033]

She's so good!

[@AndrewClark4MarkRacing]

Excellent

[@Mdjagg]

Her on Rogan would be EPIC!

[@dawnmaestascowell6930]

Loved you in Oregon

[@richconroy5559]

Always great on Never Not Funny as well!

[@carlosssandovallucas9326]

io love she is great

[@stayhappylittlemermaid]

Keep fighting. It will be worth it.

[@michelerich1590]

i was gonna being so disappointed if the 3rd language punchline was 'spanglish' thank god

[@P71ScrewHead]

i feel you, thought she was going there, instead she plot twisted us..lol

[@dawnmaestascowell6930]

LMAO love u

[@jenniferwilson6977]

I love her!❤️❤️

[@andycontento3563]

Very funny Cristela. 👍👍👍👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@reyesmunguia4899]

Cristela you have gotten prettier not that you were ever ugly but to me you are getting prettier as you get older.que viva la raza,buena suerte, saludos desde Corpus Christi

[@Taospark]

"2019 was a very good year for me." It's all downhill from here.

[@carolinataktak7295]

Feel like 40 now but i'm 30

[@sarahm.8385]

Wow.. first time I've seen this and her since the 2000s teen years... She looks freakin amazing! And she funny too:3

[@Allieroias]

I’m 41 so I must be a iPhone 5 😂

[@chrisbean]

You're like fine wine, Hermosa!!

[@ricshonclayton3232]

Looking real good ❤

[@ivanperea2101]

I’m 24, I own an IPhone 6 for the past 5yrs we had a good run. recently it ain’t doing the job like it used to. Thinking buying the iPhone 14 in September.

[@nelidaespina7771]

She looks so good.😊

[@tomwotton9]

She mentions 2019 so does anyone know when this was filmed? I just wondered if it’s before COVID. Love Tom

[@davenavval5444]

You should do a diccionary street talk vs caucasian posh

[@markneeley7191]

So true about the dial up noises. Sounded like those POS junk-ass computers were screwing to make the POS computers we have today. And people brag about being Macintosh people. Easier to use, my ass. Let yours die and then pick one up a decade later, and tell me they're easier to use.

[@dawnmaestascowell6930]

LMAO LATINA LOVE FROM OREGON

[@Palangga2022]

So good

[@stephengamers]

Cruz Ramirez in human form

[@Phox18]

"LIGHTNING MCQUEEN's Trainer and Racer"

[@VeronicaG_777]

Like wine 🍷 finner with age. I love being 40 🥰

[@YoYo-gt5iq]

Very cute

[@romerome719]

I'm so upset & hating myself that I didn't know of her until TikTok showed her that Chicken line.

[@amberbeans]

🤣💜🤣💜🤣💜🤣💜💜💜💜💜

[@disneydweeks1715]

She became a skinny without showing the bathing suit

[@khanshifullah9810]

Being old or too thick or too thin means u r cofused or 'deeply sad' !

[@seldomfollows]

Great set, but Seinfeld did the thank you wave joke two decades ago…

[@deetgrogstin]

Shes probably never watched his standup nor have i

[@alejandromoreno5056]

she lost her touch

[@bluemystic7501]

That was hard to watch. She seems nice though.

[@whispersignal1]

Oof... the "these people talk like this... BUT WE TALK LIKE THIS...💁‍♂️A'HYUK HYUK HYUK!!" What is this? The 80's?🤦‍♂️

[@MrWasa11]

Where do they get these unfunny people from

[@ShadowTigerKing]

Using a child level program to go online is the same thing most people still do and isn't " figuring out the internet". Like most people, she started out as a baby and had to learn how to get dressed by herself. So by her logic she " figured out clothes" by wearing shirts designed and made by other people actually putting some effort into life.

[@noeibarra8610]

It’s a joke, chill out

[@MrTachyon]

Nah; it wasn’t a child level if you had to set up all the hardware, software, and also pay for it the old fashion way. Most kids today can’t even write a check.😆🤣

[@uncommonamerican]

Go back

[@GamerGrl90]

You too

[@richardbaker_0086]

Damn i tried to laugh. I really wanted to laugh, but i just don’t find women funny for some reason.

[@deetgrogstin]

That means you only see women as sexual objects. No offense but a lot of guys that look like you tend to have that same issue and it also guys that tend to lean right wing. Someone should really do a study about this. Id definitely donate to it

[@richardbaker_0086]

@@deetgrogstin How much you wanna donate? Ill look into it for you.😂

[@richardbaker_0086]

@Ai Zee No. Never

[@richardbaker_0086]

@Ai Zee nope

[@deetgrogstin]

@@richardbaker_0086 probably about a couple dollars. I highly doubt youre a behavioral scientist tho

[@theboxofdogs]

I hate comedy now. It’s all me me me garbage.

[@sevron-rk5tz]

Oh, f... she looks so pretty in glasses.