Cristela Alonzo - Barely Catholic

[@yassqueen4069]

Cristela Alonzo you are so wonderful that i cannot get tired of listening to you. Blessings from Puerto Rico.

[@bettymoreno7348]

She has beauty, brain and a beautiful voice 💚💙💜🧡💛💚💙🧡

[@KletoReese]

The crowd was hopeless, Canadians are clueless. She was certainly Hilarious!!

[@andrewkolb6309]

You're right that crowd was pathetic

[@mattfagin7641]

F'n hilarious 😂

[@lilwinged5291]

She's not getting the laughs she deserves.. low key crowd..😃 Seriously about Santa ... why does he take the credit when you work so hard to get your kids gifts ...😃

[@g.gonzalez6138]

I thought the same thing. But she's in Canada. A lot of the humor is geared towards American humor 😆

[@williamkirby1940]

She's not funny. Dont blame Canada,

[@DallasStorm43]

@@williamkirby1940 She is hilarious! That wasn't her best set. Look her up and watch other stuff by her. She is really super funny!

[@xxdarkgamerxx3929]

Holy cow she the voice character from cars 3 the yellow car i'm like speechless

[@iamdenislara]

Really? Now I have to watch that movie

[@ibggetsemani1206]

Barely saw it (like ended 10 minutes ago) I didn't even know there WAS a cars 3. That's why I'm here I didn't know her

[@amininshassi6370]

Yup, Cruz Ramirez.

[@Śĥerwıên-d6s]

Cruz

[@avatarazul5020]

That's all I'm hearing, the banana car

[@EJofLA]

Love her material. Love her delivery. Thanks!

[@adams1030]

Love her!! I identify with some of what she says, and sometimes she says something gently mocking something I am (shopping at Whole Foods...) and I'm forced to be like... yeah lol fair point. 😂

[@michaeleberry8663]

SHE'Z HILARIOUS ADORABLE 🥰 !!!

[@josesegura2090]

Please be aware this video could be harmful to your health! Whatever you do please don't eat and watch at the same time, I almost choked to death laughing, true story!

[@addielo823]

You say as I eat and watch this video lol

[@elsuperguapo971]

Love her, la adoramos! 😘❤️

[@anaalarcon1875]

Awesome woman lots of blessings to u cristela

[@anaalarcon1875]

And all chicanas

[@luistentindo6334]

I love her material! Keep up the great work.

[@Smarteagle2008]

I love her! She is hilarious.

[@Protectobot]

My job MADE me a vampire cos I do graveyard shifts. Please don’t hate me, Cristy! 😂 😆

[@edithdlp8045]

Great reference 👌

[@tti3360]

You're something else 👏👏👏

[@CRAIGKMSBISMARCKTIRPITZ533]

I Love Cristela

[@burningbunny370]

She makes me smile and wean her fans laugh it makes her happy 😊

[@carlosc2498]

Loved it!

[@Smarteagle2008]

👏👏👏The best!

[@JustineCarissa]

Good job Christela!

[@zerubiszeus4687]

She's Catholic, but she has my vote 😂😋

[@frankmunoz8592]

Maybe see her so in Houston soon!! Very funny 😆

[@boxingipo9841]

She's awesome

[@tomfrazier1103]

My Mom's parents were 1st generation Americans, Russia, Italy, Russia.

[@geostyma]

All mexicans went through this in America during Christmas.

[@Protectobot]

AWWWW, come on, Cristy: quinoa is ONLY $10 an ounce! 😂

[@edithdlp8045]

True. I once went to whole foods and bought an 8oz juice for $4. 😲 And just bought it because I was already there and felt the pressure to buy something.

[@mariettaborders8468]

We still celebrate Kings Day in my family😁😂

[@Śĥerwıên-d6s]

Cruuuuuz Ramirez

[@JazzyPantsINC]

“No Latinos in space?………..ok……..” Po Dameran: *sits in the corner and cries*

[@ketket0725]

These folks have no soul how are they not pee-laughing??

[@clementevaldez1271]

Estoy enamorado de ella....es una fantasia hecha realidad....I LOVE HER !!!!...

[@MichalBreslau]

So she is voicing that rabbit Hester in His Dark Materials.

[@honeycomb1149]

Hester is a hare but yeah

[@ladymarycrawley6613]

She's too realistic and makes us laugh about our choices and mistakes. And honestly sci-fi is believable and rom-com not, why why why

[@acchaladka]

Some very good stuff in here though “What’s up canada?” as an intro doesn’t really work in Québec...we’re soooo provincial guys.

[@Flower4833]

🙌❤️

[@cesariogalicia2136]

We Mexican r good for three things singing comedians or boxers no bs u guys

[@MugethiGitau]

Jo jo jo!

[@user-bx4ti6ig3i]

Is this Cruz Ramírez?

[@avatarazul5020]

Yes

[@randomdoesstuff1267]

YES IT IS !! (NOT LITERALLY, BUT THAT'S HER ACTOR, TOTALLY XD)

[@tequilagarciarodriguez]

2:17 Oof.

[@scottbuckley823]

Mostly funny but the 'no latinos in space' makes no sense Oscar issac is from Cuban /, Guatemalian backround

[@Protectobot]

So she missed one?! 😂 technically, the ppl in Star Wars aren’t humans but just look like them 😂 ‘a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away’ or somethin’

[@edithdlp8045]

There was a latino in space, Diego Luna.

[@quietnerdything]

This set is from 2016, but the material was probably written before The Force Awakens which came out the year before this.

[@alainart]

... why does her shirt say Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?

[@mr.nobody9697]

lmfao that's hilarious! Her shirt is funnier than her routine.

[@Protectobot]

HAHA! I didn’t notice. I took Spanish in high school: not French!

[@HenryEarthbound]

She made a January 6 joke in 2016

[@alexpastor8582]

the crowd was ok

[@gswizzy17]

SHe does not sound like someone from Texas

[@JuanRamirez-rc3ce]

Im from Texas, and she does. Texas is big, and diverse. Not everyone sounds like Matthew McConaughey.

[@eloinaseguro5230]

CRISTELA, YOU SO WRONG MÉXICO IS AMERICA TOO, SO WE LIVE IN THE SAME CONTINENT SO YOU ARE U.S CITIZEN AND WE ALL AMERICANS WE NEED MORE GEOGRAPHY THEN JOKES 🙉😝😟

[@annaolivarez2578]

You need to improve your grammar and punctuation. Hopefully, you will be able to teach others about the USA and Mexico. By the way, it is common for Mexicans in Mexico to call the Hispanics from the USA: Norteños. Personally, I don’t recall anybody from America calling Mexicans the “people of the South”, or whatever.

[@angiebega2444]

🤣👍

[@MrBrownnn696]

Haha

[@thepubkin1775]

Eh.

[@michaeleberry8663]

I WOULDN'T!! YOU'D NEVER KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN!!! LIL GRINZ...

[@melvina628]

How expensive is a piece of fruit?

[@Protectobot]

A lot more than a bag of fruit gummy candy (I love both) and esp. organic fruit. Veggies are cheaper but stuff like quinoa and other ‘health foods’ are expensive 😵

[@melvina628]

@@Protectobot Typically, people who go vegan have stopped eating processed food made in laboratories. So, eating candy and processed "health foods" is not an option. The point of eating vegan is to eat healthy food. Eating healthy food typically means eating fresh, organic produce, which is less expensive than processed, lab food.

[@Protectobot]

@@melvina628 Honestly I'm not sure about what's cheaper. I argued that vegetables overall are cheap except when they're organic. I tried eating vegetarian once in college and it felt expensive. Hormone-free milk tends to be expensive, e.g. Shopping around helps. Ppl can't even agree on whether organic food is healthier either.

[@melvina628]

@@Protectobot I addressed the organic issue. Is hormone-free milk from animals? If so, it's not vegan. Almond milk, rice milk, and coconut milk are examples of vegan "milk".

[@edithdlp8045]

I once went and it was $1 for ONE apple. I thought it was for a pound.

[@monsterjambrony]

Why does Cristela always talk about being from Mexican heritage? I don’t care where my family came from!

[@deechicago25]

It’s for material and try to relate. Plus 1st gen Mexican American are usually cultured and are very connected to the roots. That’s very sad you don’t care. You prob white? Rite

[@monsterjambrony]

@@deechicago25 Yeah, I’m white. I am either 4th or 5th generation Italian-American, by the way.

[@deechicago25]

Yea usually after 2nd gen the culture is long gone.

[@flaregun81]

ah canablisom

[@raystaar]

Healthy food is in the produce aisle and it's the cheapest stuff there is.

[@nubianeagle8634]

come to Africa.It's cheap to live healthy because we eat a lot of organic natural food. No need for false labeling.

[@nubianeagle8634]

@303StreetMachines😂😂😂who told you that would happen? Besides you can by straight from market places or a farm that grows them. (The ones in my area are not crowded don't worry)

[@keithbannister9271]

The water in Africa is horrible, and the electrical system sucks!!!!

[@nubianeagle8634]

@@keithbannister9271 where have you been in Africa. You know not all African countries are the same.

[@cryingemoji681]

Why does it look like she's trying to do sign language...

[@jezeannwilliams1145]

Because POC tends to get speak with their hands alot.

[@gear14]

Go vegan and suddenly food is cheaper lol

[@Hangar101]

She's barely funny, she needs to ask Angela Johnson for some tips.

[@edber4391]

I wish I could take my view back

[@arcticridge]

BOOOOOOO

[@seanbaugh3239]

"Cristela Alonzo: Barely Funny" would have been a better title. The skid marks in my boxer shorts have more substance than her material !!! Keep trying !!! *"NUFF SAID"*

[@jaxxiet5851]

Lmaooooo

[@margaretlisboa563]

Sorry I didn’t think she was funny at all

[@FooseontheMove]

why are so called comedians not funny now a days? I thought in order to be a comedian you had to be funny.

[@daleholbert3111]

Booooo