ANIMATION Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

[@CrownePrince]

► Ron's Ron Shirt ◄ www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Ron-s-Ron-Shirt-by-CrownePrince/37792833.WFLAH

[@alicorn3924]

Holy shit!?!? Merch too?!

[@sofia_paliy]

Really?! XD

[@pinballed]

It looks just as bad as Ron himself...

[@misplaymishaps5202]

Where is the Hermione has forgotten how to dance shirt?

[@mightbecosmic]

Oh my god it exists

[@mischievousmarker6616]

I love how the AI basically pauses the story to briefly write a Death Eater fanfic

[@misseli1]

Isn't the whole thing just a really bizarre fanfic?

[@dashieprodx]

​@@misseli1 a fanfic within a fanfic

[@nikofunni]

@@misseli1 if you consider AI a fan of harry potter, then yes

[@Thelastunicornlover]

❤❤❤

[@Andrey_Gysev]

​@@nikofunniwait, so, if a hater writes a story its called a hatefic?

[@Zheng0211]

And that is how Harry, Ron and Hermione are like in the eyes of Snape

[@melpomenethemuse]

Oh my god you’re right.

[@emilykrey5319]

*doesnt see Harry for an entire summer*

[@moontheraisin6444]

Oh god- you be correcto

[@starlegends3092]

That's how he sees all the characters.

[@CharlotteN555]

StarLegends except for himself :3

[@lightdialga9110]

"They were all screaming about how closed the door was" Masterpiece

[@lillypease6064]

Nice

[@lillypease6064]

👌

[@drakeevans8042]

I agree with you on that it was a masterpiece of the series

[@saffroncoasts6950]

AHH THE DOOR IS CLOSED WHATCWILL WE DO!

[@charlesbrownjr5618]

*b e e f w o m e n*

[@alchemy5750]

I love how in this version, Harry is an idiot, the death eaters are wholesome and Voldemort is the only one who's not totally insane.

[@patpat3975]

Don't forget about how Ron is a self-centered cannibalist. But let that sink in

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

@@patpat3975 Love the Ron pfp tho

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

And that Hermione forgot how to dance.

[@Dualbladedscorpion7737]

@@gachabloxgirl3958 Are you crazy? She can here you!!! 😬😬

[@g-ray7121]

@@patpat3975 NO LET THE SINK IN MAN

[@Wilfoe]

"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort." Good old Ron magic.

[@AH-vm8yo]

Love how everyone felt so bad for Ron they gave him a round of applause

[@Mrbloxguy]

Lovely Ron Magic.

[@tvfunkyman6269]

Blimey harry

[@WeirdWonderful]

Who knew Ron's magic is literally just physics.

[@gamertwo6263]

*e A T S L u G s M A L f o Y*

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded." I'm so proud of him. :')

[@yourlocalcryptid8095]

R/thathappened

[@dahpinacolada2914]

My little baby has grown up

[@DonutMaster56]

Ron is the handsome one

[@bugzygirl2795]

Good job Ron 👏👏👏👏

[@fangsstory5261]

Yes some thing else then trying to ruin Harry’s relationships

[@NovaTheDark]

"What's your favorite Harry Potter book?" "Well....."

[@rtnightmare]

I don’t have the heart to take away your 666 likes because your comment is cursed and you deserve it. 😝

[@AbdullahKhan-el6xw]

I wanna like but its at 666

[@mr.shepherdspie7958]

It's complicated

[@aqrael]

2000th like sksksk

[@DominicDM2014]

Tbh it’s either this or goblet of fire xd

[@willosotherworld7109]

The fact that they scream about how closed the door is is the most underrated part of this entire story

[@Jay-bq1dq]

True. This shit sending me every time xD

[@renthewerecat]

and the only way they could think of fixing it would be if it became a small orb

[@lucasmatthiessen1570]

WHY IS DOOR SO CLOSED?! WHY CAN’T IT JUST BE A SMALL ORB INSTEAD?!

[@Potterhead_Extreme]

LOL

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

“Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry” *Appropriate reaction*

[@Dreg-Freg]

But... Does he even have eyebrows?

[@CharlotteN555]

Donovan The Frog BUT HOW WOULD HARRY BE ABLE TO SEE WITHOUT HSI EYES?

[@CharlotteN555]

Lindsay Yeah but he threw them into the forest

[@CharlotteN555]

Laynie Hehe

[@Sign_E]

That reaction is INAPPROPRIATE- He should have FREAKED. OUT. I mean, he *is* Voldemort, but it’s still not every day you see someone throw their eyeballs into the forest...

[@LittleIdiot858]

The first death eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on the cheek “Oh well done!!”

[@alexp.7068]

Wholesome

[@PlayerN101]

@freeshavo cado One of them is a confirmed male and the other's gender isn't identified so it's gays or not gay

[@grandallrandall5688]

👏*polite clapping* 👏

[@rosekitten5141]

It's so cute also here's the timestamp if you want to watch it on repeat: 2:05

[@marxkirbysfriend8301]

They all sound and look like resalais ngl

[@finnstewart4747]

I got my "Hermione has forgotten how to dance" shirt for my tall death eater cosplay yesterday.

[@dydlus]

Just make sure there isn't any mud around.

[@evesouricemansion9716]

😂😂😂

[@PomegranatePomPom]

Perfect

[@killerkitten7534]

Don’t forget your Ron shirt for your Ron cosplay

[@captainmaim]

@@killerkitten7534 don't... you'll be covered in spiders before all is done.

[@huddolife4830]

Why is no one talking about The pig of hufflepuff that pulsed like a large bullfrog and was then declared as Hagrid, now that's a character arc right there

[@patpat3975]

That part is awfuly underrated

[@addemup8645]

Agreed. What kind of magic crack was Dumbledore snorting in order for him to make such an insane declaration?

[@maple22moose44]

@@addemup8645 wdym insane, it’s perfectly reasonable, even expected

[@WeirdWonderful]

@@addemup8645 I mean, given how his typical aproach to potentially lethal danger posed to hundreds of literal school aged children under his care is to leave a series of riddles like the godamn Riddler and then just refuse to tell Harry and co. basic information just so it could be a dramatic reveal later, well I'm just saying, the dude STARTS orientation for Harry and co. in Book 1 by alluding to Fluffy outright, because when has telling actual children about something dangerous and forbidden EVER made them more set on doing those things ? This guy was a principal of a school for children, for years and years at this point, so either he is breathtakingly incompetent, or very very senile. Perhaps both !

[@BolasMinion]

@@WeirdWonderful Even Percy is unsure of Albus' senility all the way back in The Philosopher's Stone.

[@lorx9425]

I love how even AI disses Ron constantly

[@And-lj5gb]

He threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded, though.

[@farresalt4381]

While AI praised Ron? It doesn't look like "disses".

[@farresalt4381]

@Abel Schröder oh... Yeah.

[@aguamiel2349]

@Anam Ibrahim artificial intelligence

[@captainmaim]

Even our embryonic robot overlords know that gingers are evil...

[@sjaiswal77]

Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. Okay, I accept that

[@blackfang3000]

For the rest of the summer.

[@da_xbox360]

@@pakmanliejd2444 *p*

[@Lucario0007]

Ron must hate that

[@tackeymattress6192]

@@Lucario0007 nah he just accepts it

[@Lucario0007]

@@tackeymattress6192 *screama in arachnophobic*

[@Levaaant]

He looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was. *Damn, that door is HELLA closed!*

[@cobalt7684]

XDDDD

[@tigerredeo8877]

Hallvua a of boss

[@akrobeau]

“Please, can you be replaced with a small orb??”

[@rainbow_vader]

LET ME IN LET ME IIIIINNN

[@evesouricemansion9716]

BY MERLIN, THE DOOR IS *CLOSED* GUYS ! WE ARE DOOMED !

[@justsomerandompersononthei5087]

“We’re the only people that matter, he’s never going to get rid of us!” Ron, Harry and Hermione said in chorus, as the fourth wall laid in pieces at their feet

[@HangryOnPaws]

And as Mister Staircase swept away the fragments of the magical theoretical wall they marched through the metacosmic void and entered the real world. And thus Armageddon was unleashed.

[@Pearleace]

@@HangryOnPaws and they say A.I. isn't dangerous!

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@HangryOnPaws Ron will eat _everyone's_ family now. (After Harry dips them in hot sauce first, of course.)

[@arriecantfindusername5664]

@@Nat_the_Chicken then push them all down Eiffel Tower's staircase {does it even have one?}

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@arriecantfindusername5664 I assume so, as I think you can go up it

[@wishingwell12345]

I would literally pay money to read the whole book of this. I would also pay handsomely to hear more of the adventures of Mr Staircase the Shabby-Robed Ghost.

[@MsTammy80]

I would pay £100 to read the whole thing but they won't do it :( I do _have_ £100 though

[@Corrupted_Glitches]

I would pay 100$ for the whole book, and an extra 50$ because yes

[@java8619]

Tammy Wilson weird flex

[@aidanc.d.2695]

The AI is actually finishing this book I believe and there is a full novel prequel of it as well that is called something like ‘Harry Potter and the Handsome Boy’?

[@kailovesdaemobois1571]

@@aidanc.d.2695 OMG yes

[@OuroborosSmither]

How are there not more comments about the line "The Dursleys had never been to the castle, and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"? There's some real charm to an AI knowingly saying "Yknow that thing that's never happened in the series before? Yeah, i'm not gonna do it either. Now, moving on..."

[@Dipandpip666]

Agreed

[@goroakechi6126]

Then it violently murders Harry by tossing him down the stairs.

[@And-lj5gb]

It's like when you are yet to hit the required number of words in your essay. ;)

[@eruiluvatar7155]

@שחר א. have mercy on reality please

[@1111gjhfscvhdsh]

And how the door opened when, said out loud: “BEEF WOMEN”

[@trevorrobertsondoublebass4233]

I love how the death eaters are just having a friendly kissing sesh meanwhile Harry and Ron are cannibalistic killers

[@da_xbox360]

also screaming about a closed door with Mr staircase

[@soupispoggiers31]

It's so true omg 🤣

[@doof5732]

Fixed the number of likes

[@heikkipaasi1279]

They were planning to get rid of Harry's magic though.

[@mnbvcxz9385]

@@heikkipaasi1279 why wouldnt they want to get rid of a cannibalistic killer’s magic?

[@Notsuzpicious]

I absolutely love the subtle implications in "The Death Eaters were dead now and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been"

[@shadowisinsane845]

He also dipped Hermione in hot sauce, sooooo....

[@Ravens-Call]

@@shadowisinsane845 harry no--

[@RameenAgha]

​@@shadowisinsane845 nO-

[@SillyGirlie.]

Bro was just a lil hungry 🤭

[@airy214]

harry yes

[@akronred648]

I love how Voldemort is the only sane character in all this.

[@MsTammy80]

He raised his eyebrows when Harry threw his eyeballs into the forest, looked confused when Ron threw his wand at him and more.

[@rubyvergouwen]

Well, Hermione is too, she just has some anger issues.

[@antiohyeahyeah8408]

@@rubyvergouwen she definitely is angry at Ron for eating her family

[@oncreativemode5486]

Don't forget the Death Eaters

[@agathathesupreme5325]

Just as in the original

[@DoctorBored357]

"We're the only ones that matter" That's it. That's the whole story

[@akirakomaeda8781]

Yup

[@campyouisthatway4099]

I thought that was a got quote for a sec

[@SpockLover27]

The movies are enjoyable memes to watch, but if I read the books I would no doubt end up throwing them. I can't stand the whole predestined hero garbage.

[@akirakomaeda8781]

@@SpockLover27 Seem like someone does not like the legened of Zelda

[@SpockLover27]

@@akirakomaeda8781 I don't really feel one way or another about it since I never played the games growing up.

[@lana.notdelray_dh]

"Voldemort raised his eyebrow" **wait.....he has eyebrows?**

[@CharlotteN555]

But how would Harry be able to see if he had any without his eyes?

[@MilesTailsProwerfan9]

They're drawn on with a marker. At least, that's how I'd like to imagine it.

[@user2C47]

The AI likely didn't find the subtle clue that [REDACTED] does not have eyebrows, and AI that interprets text does not seem to have enough memory to store long term plot details, such as Harry being dead before the start of the chapter.

[@kyleenderland200]

That may be the most unsettling part of this story.

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

w a i t a s e c o n d

[@astra6698]

This entire video was just Harry: *insane* Ron: *useless* Hermione: *weirdly aggressive* Voldemort: *confused* The death eaters: *wholesome*

[@suravinayan2753]

Dumbledore: *Calling a Hufflepuff pig with toad face Hagrid*

[@graceygal2664]

@@suravinayan2753 LMFAO

[@TheBuzzard42]

Sooo, you're just going to completely leave out the main hero of the story? Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost? Ugh, J.K.K Rolkien is turning over in her grave!

[@mateocabral1660]

Well I don’t think they clumped happily, so Hermione got aggressive

[@astra6698]

@@TheBuzzard42 so sorry I forgot 😞 they really were the main protagonists, it’s a shame they didn’t get more screen time

[@MagamiKent]

Dumbledore: Harry. I offer you a choice. You may either fall down this spiral staircase for the rest of the summer, or, you may return home and live with the Dursleys instead. Which would you prefer? Harry: GUESS.

[@h.f.a.1221]

Kent Magami yes.

[@CaptainSpycrab]

**Yeets self down stairwell**

[@runningoncylinders3829]

He gets a staircase either way, and at least the Hogwarts one doesn't come with emotional pains.

[@RozyPoyo]

@@runningoncylinders3829 *OOF!*

[@michaelstitt7178]

It seems that Dumbledore is quite the sadist.

[@Lh0000]

“Death eaters who looked bad” The death eaters: the most polite and reasonable people there

[@Cicada_4324]

We all stan the death eaters

[@Жойлес]

@@Cicada_4324 stan?

[@Cicada_4324]

@@Жойлес google provides a better definition then I can, so you should probably do that /nm

[@Жойлес]

@@Cicada_4324 ok then

[@Otamatone69]

well voldemort is still the only sane one in all of this

[@wolfy3441]

“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard!” Harry SAVAGELY said.

[@jess_7076]

voldemort: no im not *runs off into the distance sobbing*

[@hijack69]

@@jess_7076 Voldemort: No u _proceeds to show Harry his Uno Reverse Card_

[@jess_7076]

@@hijack69 Harry: *surprise pikachu face*

[@randomtrashcan2678]

Insert air horn sound effects here

[@potatoefat940]

xXGachaJessXx *tears his eyes from his head*

[@crypto66]

It's hilarious how close the plot elements actually are to the books, just applied in different contexts. Like taking a picture, ripping it up, then making a collage out of the pieces.

[@adf5001]

yes

[@hyzmarie]

That’s what AI does

[@kl3321]

Yeah, you can still see Rowling's writing style.

[@jonal5126]

Like the AI connecting spiders with Ron, literally

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

“He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head, and threw them into the forest” Yeah, I’d say that’s an overreaction

[@johndavis-si2oo]

Voldemort just be like : dud what the heck

[@monochrome3168]

^_-

[@familydoherty6873]

so would i

[@dakotamartinez8310]

I am your 500th Like.

[@Ohflipsnap]

The AI did not lie.

[@2bytes4me]

"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort..." I can imagine him actually doing this.

[@CosmicTherian]

b o n k

[@alsire1]

same lol

[@shockanova]

It’s just ✨ Ron magic ✨

[@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ]

Didn't he actually do that in one book or movie? I know that one time, he had his wand broken and it didn't work correctly.

[@ch3rry955]

@@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ nah, I think your talking about Chamber of Secrets when Ron broke his hand due to a car crash when they fell into the whomping willow. (I think that’s what the tree is called..)

[@frostbittenwinds9703]

Ron did a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry, and immediately started to *eat Hermione's family.*

[@lunarflareYT]

vore in a nutshell

[@kiddosneakybeaky3934]

V o r e

[@ianramsden1533]

Like 666

[@socialiism3583]

Exactly Don't google it Don't find it out the hard way(like I did two years ago when it popped up in my recommended)

[@sinnerthesinful552]

@LemonBoy Well, unlucky for you, i was born with every single fetish possible

[@-Juney-]

I love how Voldemort just looks like he’s _done_ with everything.

[@GriffinPilgrim]

"I've had a long day and this lot are even more annoying than they usually are..."

[@cymikgaming1266]

"i should have killed him before i killed his parents"

[@randomlafourche]

"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself." *I can't*

[@MrBones-be7ry]

Cant what mate

[@adyn8811]

@@MrBones-be7ry can't.

[@MrBones-be7ry]

@@adyn8811 understandable, have a good day.

[@camiengstrom334]

Ron is my least favorite character, so it makes sense.

[@anonymousgaslighter345]

@@camiengstrom334 you're a lost cause

[@GarethBennett1]

Death eaters: kissing each other and clapping. “The good guys” : *Ron began to eat hermiones family*

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

they have to be sacroficed to ron or else he would of ate hermione and harry

[@xxavaxx3151]

Harry dipped hermione in hot sauce

[@SensPiotr]

@@xxavaxx3151 - not so handsome now!

[@gatortime8368]

Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer. “I’m Harry Potter!” He began yelling

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@gatortime8368 "The dark arts better beware oh boy"

[@arantzazubarajasabad5692]

Everybody gangsta until they realize that the villains are Harry, Ron, and Hermione and the heroes are Voldemort and the very wholesome Death Eaters.

[@shanlanglyngdoh5965]

Extremely wholesome death eaters

[@dontmindme2267]

I was laughing so hard from the vid plus your comment I accidentally disliked it

[@mysteryman5523]

Death eaters design reminds me of badboyhalo’s Minecraft skin (badboyhalo is the most wholesome and nice man in all Minecraft community)

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@mysteryman5523 imo I think Tubbo is

[@mysteryman5523]

즉위nikot the wunder kid tubbo swears, he is a mean muffin-head

[@josephs7070]

"He felt a great overreaction" really just sums up Harry Potter as a whole

[@patpat3975]

Also "We're the only people that matter, he's never going to get rid of us"

[@SarastistheSerpent]

Basically that is the entire plot of Order of the Phoenix lmao

[@JKBisms]

"We're the only people who matter! He's never going to get rid of us!" Plot armor in a nutshell.

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

Anyone in the trails games 😂:

[@spongefan155]

Team Amazon In Total Drama World Tour:

[@perachd9002]

Why it's so true 🤣🤣🤣

[@WeirdWonderful]

I was convinced that part was added in after the fact, it just sounds so meta and self-aware.

[@amberhide04]

@@thejonbrownshow8470 lmao, why kiseki specifically?

[@And-lj5gb]

The task: " Summaraise the entire Harry Potter series in a few sentences" Me: "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard" Harry savagely said. "We're the only pepole who matter. He's never going to get rid of us" Harry, Hermione and Ron said in chorus. "I'm Harry Potter" Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"

[@triciavanandler7285]

It’s the 2nd one first, then the 3rd one, then the first one

[@sophiegeres1049]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I PISSED MY PANTS

[@tarekmoneimsaid]

Dumbledore: "10 likes to Gryffindor!"

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Ron was going to be spiders, He just was.

[@RogueJyn]

This was an emotional rollercoaster from beginning to end.

[@sossololpipi9633]

Of the summer

[@ayycardinal6802]

@@sossololpipi9633 yes

[@theJreaper66]

When you feel Voldemort standing behind you, what do you do ? 1. Run away 2. Fight him 3. Tear your eyes from your head and throw them into the forest after feeling a huge overreaction

[@nobleconsejera5278]

It makes sense. That way, you can't see him, so he won't scare you 🤣 Nope

[@definitelynotriley]

he’s just a very bad and mean wizard

[@Noname-xr4ql]

@@definitelynotriley Damn you a savage!

[@hyzmarie]

Absolutely #3. He’ll know who’s the real dark wizard >:)

[@hahnahhofstetter2480]

All of the above. 😈

[@badpiggies988]

Even in this auto-generated story, Hermione is the reason Harry and Ron know what to do and are still alive.

[@TonyVBlue5]

Yet she only is good when dipped in hot sauce.

[@SharkSalesman90]

Yum lol

[@sunnyd9321]

@@TonyVBlue5 I mean Ron didn't even need sauce to eat her parents.

[@patpat3975]

@@sunnyd9321 Muggles are better without sauce. Trust me, i know from experience

[@ilikecookies9796]

@@patpat3975 *Jazz music stops*

[@ilysm.6642]

“Voldemort, You’re a very bad and mean wizard” *_Destruction 100_*

[@Saige_L]

Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?

[@ilysm.6642]

Creative Name That depends, Who’s asking?

[@Saige_L]

@@ilysm.6642 Oh, sure, sir I'm "Alexander Hamilton", I'm at your service sir, *I have been looking for you*

[@ilysm.6642]

Creative Name *_I’m getting nervous.._*

[@skyisherelol3492]

@@ilysm.6642 S I R, I heard your name in Princeton

[@copperthedragon870]

"In the future, humor will be randomly generated."

[@scytheleaf]

WEED EATER

[@copperthedragon870]

@@scytheleaf Hello fellow Seawing!

[@scytheleaf]

Copper the Mud Hivewing Hybrid ‘fellow?’

[@TheSurrealBoye]

@@scytheleaf That's a good one.

[@bredli6788]

Hello fellow Wings of Fire dragons.

[@pangenderoctopusroamingcos4906]

"If you two can't clump happily I'm going to get aggressive." Hermione says calmly

[@Agt_Seven]

She is reasonable like that

[@Idi0tic_P0ttErheAd]

*HARRYPOTTAHDIDYAPUTYORNAMEINDAHGOBLETOFFIYYAAAAAA?!?!?!*

[@reppinjesuschrist7793]

Harry: Looks around Spiral Staircase: "I'm 'bouta end this man's whole summer"

[@ExEBoss]

Considering that he’d otherwise have to spend it with the *Dursley’s,* I’d consider it an improvement.

[@s0n0fw0lf_9]

He had thrown out his eyes, so I guess the staircase surprised him

[@conantalbert6090]

And he fell down it for the REST OF THE SUMMER

[@dogchickencatboi5910]

The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

“Im Harry Potter!”

[@dasboot1362]

"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard", Harry "savagely" said... so... Is this basically the opposite of Dumbledore asking "calmly"?

[@Dipandpip666]

Yes I would think so

[@Lumegrin]

What

[@thefirelynx6839]

Yes

[@thepriestunknown3999]

Lord Drakostar, they’re talking about how in the book, Dumbledore asked calmly if Harry had put his name in the Goblet of Fire, but in the movie, he yelled it.

[@Lumegrin]

@@thepriestunknown3999 ah ok

[@oddbaii6322]

‘Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall’

[@sossololpipi9633]

lenny

[@methatis3013]

lenny

[@lastfirst5863]

Nelly

[@simpburs]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kaiserwilhelmii9705]

( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

[@partyfish3415]

There's actually more books in this series that the AI created. It further devolves into barely comprehensible madness, and it's brilliant. It would be awesome if more of it got animated one day. :D

[@hueningkaiisntabedstopslee2429]

Oh really? Can you tell me where I can find those. I've been searching on KZbin for hours but I cant

[@frequentfrenzied]

I highly doubt this since it pretty well known at this point that this story was actually written by a human imagining what a neural network trying to write a Harry Potter book would produce if it were really advanced. A real neural network trying to do this would most likely produce something totally incomprehensible.

[@wiiuandmii7619]

Technically it was written by an AI, but a very rudimentary one with lots of human help. I’d love to see what a full neural network could create!

[@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ]

Whether it was written by an AI or a human, it seems that the attempt wasn't to write a story, but to write a parody with as many jokes as possible. I heard that there is a formula AI can use to make jokes. So this would be easier for AI to undertake than to write a script for an actual story. If it was AI, the jokes were computed perfectly. I haven't laughed like this in a long time.

[@daigonmocs0785]

1 year and still no link. things are looking bleak

[@ren7266]

Someone: so who’s your favorite Harry Potter character Me: *M I S T E R S T A I R C A S E T H E S H A B B Y R O B E D G H O S T*

[@e5858]

Now canon, where’s the character merch

[@tiffany-up2ii]

Personality mine are the cute death eaters 💖

[@johndavis-si2oo]

*L O O O O O O O O O C K E D*

[@fulana_de_tal]

H A G R I D T H E T A B L E

[@tiffany-up2ii]

They so wholesome tho

[@mettatonneo1147]

“Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.”

[@greenware7186]

That's a mood

[@TT-fv5ro]

Vibe chech

[@Missingno_Miner]

That hair tho. That's Ronald trump right there

[@anirbanhasan8988]

RONCEPTION!

[@yellowMarshmello]

I’ve watched this three or four times and this still cracks me up

[@michaelaj5977]

Imagine your crush kisses you. You say "Oh, well done." Everyone starts clapping.

[@fossilfighters101]

me, chalk-full of social anxiety, if my crush ever kissed me in public "Uh......... *WELL DONE*"

[@Jan_Koopman]

@@fossilfighters101, * claps *

[@abeanwithintentions]

politely.

[@_The.Queen.In.Pink_]

That's gotta be an r/ThatHappened story

[@hillhank3070]

Congratulations Shinji

[@undernerd5824]

I like how Voldemort just looked like he was sick of everyone’s shit

[@JeremyFinch42]

*Ron's Ron shirt, was just as bad AS Ron himself.* *RON WAS GOING TO BE SPIDERS, HE JUST WAS.*

[@glanni]

He wasn't proud of it, but it was hard not to be covered in spiders when it all was done

[@chaosa5936]

It would be cool to be able to turn into a spider hive mind then reform as yourself wherever you like. It would be incredible useful too.

[@glanni]

@@chaosa5936 like Jafar in the second Aladdin movie? yeah!

[@calcifer6142]

poor ron

[@Dahve99]

@@glanni Obviously there are loads of death eaters in there castle let's listen in on their meetings.

[@FBI-real]

“Several long pumpkins fell out of professor mcgonagall. Out of *where?*

[@thatfandomnerd4651]

Hello Mr FBI man. I am normal human, not alien. You want to go skateboardz?

[@Nova-vk5qb]

@@thatfandomnerd4651 oh, the boards to skate. They are endless.

[@kavaler1471]

Her ass

[@Vicky-fl7pv]

That shall be a mystery forever...

[@elizabethtetrick8700]

@@Nova-vk5qb of course we skateboardz where i come from. oh such boards we would skate. they were delicious.

[@kayleethegachagirl5777]

*SCREAMING ABOUT HOW CLOSED IT WAS*

[@ang3lic_abyss]

*B E E F W O M E N*

[@willo-zo5rd]

In all seriousness,alohomora did unlock doors,right?

[@gabrielkellar2657]

and wished it was replaced with a small orb

[@273_degrees_kelvin]

IT’S *CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSED*

[@nichollser]

me when i got locked out of my house

[@aedanreese7449]

My therapist: Your dreams have meanings. My dreams:

[@pasta_eeee]

they predict the next book

[@ribbitrabbit64]

They are written by AI

[@C4DD1333]

@@ribbitrabbit64 comedians actually

[@C4DD1333]

@user-hl8rd4ek4m same thing

[@swirltales6046]

"Voldemort, you're a very mean and bad wizard", Harry savagely said. "Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@Sylinnilys]

Ah yes, the scarface is made of scar.

[@arnavmalik7955]

This deserves more likes lmao

[@abeanwithintentions]

itd be so funny if the “dumbledore asked calmly” thing was also generated by ai and the ai just accidentally swapped “savagely” and “calmly”

[@patpat3975]

@@abeanwithintentions ""Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?" Said Dumbledore savagely "

[@rosesnviolets7444]

Meanwhile the movie:

[@llamasrcool1643]

And Voldemort's just standing there like wtf is going on

[@akronred648]

I love how he's the only sane character.

[@lastfullast8819]

Maybe it's because he is very bad and mean wizard.

[@oliviatilleman8055]

He just turns around and walks away like "These people are all insane, I am LEAVING"

[@decidueyefan3844]

Volley was like I mean if these kids hate locked doors so much I almost don’t wanna kill them, and then again, who’s to say the tall redhead won’t turn into very easily squishable spiders later

[@zoeyc3855]

Ron: *Throws wand at Voldemort* Voldemort: "You know, that's not how you do magic." Ron: "Really?" Voldemort: "What have you been doing when you're at hog- oh forget it."

[@bloocheeseformaboi881]

This is like a dream where everything somehow makes sense while at the same time it doesn't.

[@absolutemattlad2701]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@timeamajor2081]

I've had one like this Not this funny but this weird

[@txaggyraf]

The death eaters honestly seem nicer than Ron, Hermione or Harry- All they do is kiss each other and say polite things. While Harry, Ron and Hermione.... That’s a whole other story full of madness and confusion...

[@squirlis1189]

Dipping each other in goddamn hot sauce.

[@Philip54622]

Voldemort seems like a bored normal guy as well

[@PikaPetey]

J.k. Rowling should take a tip from this masterpiece.

[@MaladyKayjo]

Pikapetey Animations it was written by a AI

[@williamromero-auila7129]

Every writer should.

[@anonymousfrog9826]

Sooooooooo... This comment makes me a nerd for liking the Harry Potter series?

[@grapesodasalmander2434]

Pikapetey Animations *Searing Pain*

[@imgoingtoeatlasagnaonmygra6682]

I always knew ron was a cannibal

[@jojospider]

I love how incredibly wholesome the deatheaters are just kissing each other and applauding

[@cuca_]

But also plotting how to remove Harry potter’s magic

[@bethriggs2123]

@scar But they did it...*w h o l e s o m l y*

[@arty217]

**plans to get rid of magic cutely**

[@thatonecheesyguy]

@@cuca_ Harry and co are the villians in this story honestly,

[@kindadumb916]

All they want is to get rid of his magic, not even kill him. While the trio want blood

[@MimMdance]

"You are Hagrid now" So wonderfully random 😄

[@Phantom914]

I bet that's exactly how he became a table in "This is Spaceship Day"

[@hufflepuffsheritage4616]

Actually, it's not that random. It actually seems like something Dumbledore would say.

[@charlesbrownjr5618]

So now the pig of Hufflepuff has its own shack with screaming furniture Must be nice

[@justsomeyanderewithinterne622]

ELOO ERMINEE

[@Slysheen]

YeR a HaGrId PiG.

[@gregoryvigneault1824]

The part where Ron is doing "a frenzied tap dance" and eats Hermione's family is incredibly unsettling, horror movie writers can learn from this literary master.

[@coyotix]

stranger things take notes

[@hhoop3876]

When the teacher asks you to make your sentences more detailed “THE COMPLETE FRIENDS”

[@jarodhara3761]

If J. K. Rowlings tweets actually made it into the books, this would be it.

[@sach1460]

Next J.K. Rowling tweet: "Ron can turn into spiders. He hates spiders because they remind him of himself, and he has self esteem issues"

[@mishti3941]

@@sach1460 seems legit xD

[@CarlJohnson-tw2yp]

Especially the gay death eaters

[@potatoefat940]

cobwebbed that's the tea

[@Pandalka]

if Ron consists of a certain group of spiders, other spiders mingling into the crowd can mess things up for him.

[@kevinleugan6037]

Loki: *I have been falling ... for 30 MINUTES!* Harry: _falls for the rest of summer_

[@bethriggs2123]

hMmMmM

[@taneemalam1135]

Lol I got the reference

[@mudkip4615]

Rookie numbers

[@Bartekkru100]

Plot twist: It was 21st of September, 11:59pm

[@taneemalam1135]

@@Bartekkru100 I N F I N I T E I Q

[@1stAid]

"What about Ron magic?" Ron asked as the world around him turned into an anime.

[@MBZ901]

and spiders

[@g.s.651]

“Not so handsome now, uh?” *dips Hermione in hot sauce* Weird flex, but okay.

[@herusolares5320]

Well he was hungry, and the death-eaters were dead.

[@kayr.4139]

I KNOE

[@Pandalka]

deal with it

[@draoswaargbaal7598]

Hes gonna eat out hermoine

[@max-rdj9741]

Best use of this meme

[@atomykebonpyre]

“We’re the only people who matter, he’s never gonna get rid of us.” Harry, Hermiony, and Ron chanted in chorus. A computer wrote that line? Seems like the computer became aware of just how bullshit biased the rules of hogwarts are towards those three.

[@Lumegrin]

Not rlly BS biased but they kinda deserved it

[@Dumbledoresarmy13]

It watched enough Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged to spot the special ability "main character" being activated

[@eiselda]

Well, they kinda saved the world multiple times...

[@Lumegrin]

@sparklejett they keep saving the school so

[@Lumegrin]

@sparklejett but dumbledore knew

[@tiarawhy]

My sides are gone, I was not expecting such comedy.

[@TekuSPZ]

We need NSFW version of this masterpiece.

[@Chrischi3TutorialLPs]

its been written by an AI btw.

[@catoticneutral]

no.

[@hmnsdnssx]

AHHH ILY and your animations

[@MrStickman1997]

Thank the bot who wrote this for the laugh it gave you.

[@exveemonking]

Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters, who looked bad. Death Eaters: "I think it's ok if you like me!" "Thank you very much" *Proceeds to plant a kiss on the other* Me: Oh yes, they are bad to the bone.

[@tempolynnrealofficial]

“magic. something that Harry thought was *very good”* _”they looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was”_ “Voldemort. Your a very bad and mean wizard, said Harry, *savagely”* “Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall” THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[@somethingimnotcreative8893]

Where did the long pumpkins fall out of though?

[@spoon8932]

Ron was standing there doing a sort of frenzied tap dance when he saw Harry he immediately started eating Hermiones family

[@aaronlandry3934]

“Mountains of mice exploded!”

[@MrGnar-jj5vb]

BEEF WOMEN

[@natashahallett2831]

@YAB01H3CK7OR number 2 Her 500th eye

[@Empenguin]

Dumbledore smiled at it and placed his hand on it's head. *“Y O U A R E H A G R I D N O W”*

[@273_degrees_kelvin]

Hagrid is depressed now

[@huskyfluffers9017]

I feel like this has happened before

[@白雲喵隊長]

pig: I'm a what?

[@jaybarnes9597]

I read that as Your're hag I know

[@Dylan-Frost]

You're a pig, hagrid

[@coffee_person938]

"Artificial intelligence will take over humanity in the near future and we can't do anything to avoid it." AI:

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

*_"I am SkyNet! The human race better be worried, oh boy!"_*

[@TECh-wg7mv]

Internet Explorer: YEAH! Le-(lags)-t's fi-(lags)-g-(lags)ht bac-(lags)-" *46 Years Later* "and reta- oh the fight's over?"

[@Ok-fj7xx]

666 likes

[@CookieMonster_665]

If this is what's to come in the future, I say let it!

[@worstspytf2824]

Its an act

[@matthew8865]

I like how after consuming the entire Harry Potter series, the ai came to the same conclusion about Ron’s magical abilities as half the fan base

[@Yomablader]

My favourite quote is: "The Death Eaters were dead now and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been.

[@JotaC]

This is actually from the last book lol

[@mushroomhead3619]

Unfortunately Ron devoured them before Harry could

[@deloptin545]

Then eat hermione! oh wait, you don't like hot sauce?

[@topazcoyote5482]

And that's when the murders began.

[@krista_]

"Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer" is my fav 😂

[@choppers3474]

This is surprisingly funnier if you've just read the actual books.

[@eebertdeebert]

Can confirm.

[@timeamajor2081]

In reading them for liek the 7ty time now I'm on the second (again) And yeah it is

[@GorggW]

Lol, I can't read, I watched the movies, hmm, if I can't read, how'd I read your comment?

[@tyrant-den884]

Because you can sort of see why a computer would associate a lot of these things. "Ron" and "spiders" happens a lot. Harry getting jealous of Ron, that's a check. Hermione getting offended and violent, that is a check.

[@A_Weeping_Willow]

What about Ron eating Hermione’s family?

[@prkr07]

You can tell the poor robot is trying so hard. It manages to notice several patterns that do pop up in the series: - Harry Potter does indeed think that magic is good - Death Eaters being on top of the castle is bad - Ron has some sort of connection with spiders - Hermione does exposition - Someone ends up in searing pain - Needing to open locked doors with odd methods - Evil people tend to look bad - Shipping - Harry overreacts about things - Death Eaters are connected to jets of green light - Threats of Harry, Ron, or Hermione becoming expelled, though they're ultimately empty - The Dursleys will never be at Hogwarts - Harry ends a school year and spends the following summer miserable

[@devinspencer1678]

And Ron being identified by his bad clothing. Mostly in the early books.

[@Cardinalt]

BEEF WOMEN

[@lilysilvering2291]

Also the Fat Lady (or, you know, the Beef Woman)

[@CTGReviews]

Also Hermione saying all the passwords when she’s around.

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

“I’m Harry Potter!”

[@EccentricGentelman]

"We're the only people wo matter, he's never going to get rid of us." In a way that's actually a perfectly accurate portrayal of the books.

[@NoName-hg6cc]

True. 😂 The movie more than the books though

[@Hollow_Tim]

Well that's the protagonists in any story. (There's definitely more characters that matter than just the main 3 though, especially in the books)

[@EccentricGentelman]

@@Hollow_Tim "Well that's the protagonists in any story." That's the point I was making.

[@randomguy9305]

I love how Harry just casually fell down the stairs chanting about how the dark arts better be worried for a whole summer.

[@ailuridayze]

“Voldemort raised an eyebrow” WHAT EYEBROW

[@lastfullast8819]

His eyebrow.

[@callie8997]

Lastful Last he doesn’t have eyebrows. That’s the joke.

[@humangarbage3019]

cool dude r/wooosh

[@truelygreg]

Human Garbage r/ihavereddit

[@alfredo.zauce1892]

I, for one, think@@lastfullast8819 has achieved peak comedy.

[@Scorpio-mq9dk]

Voldemort’s reaction was pretty justified if you ask me.

[@caffeinesoup3169]

Voldemort is the most normal character in this.

[@V55-y3z]

Yep.

[@gjones9282]

Scorpio1447 he was just like wtf harry

[@L-sillybrained]

He’s just like: what the frick harry

[@anonymous.4134]

"He saw Harry and immediatly began to eat Hermione's family" *Finally, some good f*cking food*

[@starchild3215]

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!!!!??????

[@TFSMF2]

@@starchild3215 WHAT ARE YOU!!!?

[@sevengnomesinatrenchcoat]

harry: *dips hermione in hot sauce* "harry was hungrier than he had ever been" HARRY NO

[@localplatypus994]

Harry no don't eat Hermione

[@terraynahallen]

Lmao 😂

[@robbietheweirdo]

the rest of them are already eaten

[@surrealmeme8344]

@@robbietheweirdo he was going to finish what Ron started.

[@patpat3975]

@@surrealmeme8344 That's why Harry's a good friend

[@DaneGilly]

The way that you introduced Harry as a twitching, bird-like troll thing really sells the immersion

[@combatking0]

"dipped Hermione in hot sauce" You sure it was a bot that wrote this and not a human with bizarre fantasies? I just thought I'd check.

[@chugs6817]

Combat King 0 yes it was a bot

[@chugs6817]

TheB29Bomber duh.

[@chugs6817]

TheB29Bomber lol 😆

[@anonthe-third2367]

Combat King 0 that's the part that made you think it was a weird fantasy? Not the death eaters making out?

[@petite-beefcakes]

What do you mean? That’s exactly what happened in Harry Poter

[@rachaela9701]

This is an absolute work of poetry and emotion such portrayed in a beautiful complex sequel wow this is such a work of art the poetry was absolutely STUNNING

[@Solargress]

“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard!” Kindergarteners trying to roast each other be like:

[@atomuniverse6326]

It sounds like one of Dobby's insults LOL!

[@hapseost6629]

Nah- its more like: “Your poop- *intense laugh*

[@informationnotavailable6433]

666 Edit: There were 666 likes when I posted

[@goozgaming9940]

@@informationnotavailable6433 gasp!

[@evasivefox2700]

@@informationnotavailable6433 lol

[@anmer9272]

"If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive," Confessed the reasonable Hermione.

[@RuyVuusen]

You know, *_reasonable._*

[@uppindown8466]

@@RuyVuusen Sounds like a quote from a manga in the deep web.

[@littlemissfinch]

*what about Ron magic?-*

[@organizer.spaztasticc3541]

@@uppindown8466 Oh, man... too true.

[@sardiiiiinnnnneeee6594]

Reasonable lol

[@jademonass2954]

"he was gonna become spiders" wh- "he just was"

[@soupispoggiers31]

Its so true also it confused me how that their are so many like and im the only comment

[@tastethelaser]

The death eaters are the nicest people in this entire story

[@OldSport1987]

Ron is a loud slow and soft bird. I dont like thinking about birds

[@GwishinSong]

love your profile pic and name

[@OldSport1987]

@@GwishinSong thanks! I had to think about it for awhile

[@shinypie1111]

Alternate universe where Hedwig killed his parents instead of Voldemort

[@elijahbeattie5906]

I think we can all agree this needs to be a movie

[@avi8aviate]

Technically it already is.

[@dahliaart]

Voidplusaverylongusernamethatsomehowexistswhy there needs to be a full book

[@thatgaycousin9129]

Ron looked at the doorknob, then looked at Hermione with searing pain. *I think i's closed*

[@lexthemystic3541]

Sally Lawrence Cursed doorknob, I’ll guess. It’s actually one of the more reasonable things in this video.

[@l.j.d.millar2822]

Sally Lawrence That moment your parents say you need to eat better and lock the pantry door. ***insert searing pain here***

[@fridaykittens2287]

Alex the Mystic looooooooocked

[@fridaykittens2287]

Loooooooooooocked

[@canxiawu6850]

Alexander Savvinov It’s “closed” you could see that in the original text( it’s written by AI)

[@MrsKirk2203]

This is obviously one of Voldemort's lucid dreams, he's trying so hard to wake up but can't, that's why he's the only normal character here

[@kitochii.mp4824]

*"Harry looked around and then fell down the staircase for the entire summer"* *whEEze*

[@graygravity3856]

weeeeeee so fun!

[@KindredKeepsake]

It sure beats rotting with the Dursleys for three months.

[@markkoetsier6475]

The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!

[@maggiesmith2600]

It was a really long staircase.

[@JVBDPaoli]

Reminds me of Harry Potter and the Bottomless Black Hole "Harry looked at Ron and Hermione and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell [...]"

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

I ship the death eaters that kissed. Forget Drarry. They are my new Harry Potter otp

[@shanlanglyngdoh5965]

Lmao I thought the same. They're so sweet.

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

@@shanlanglyngdoh5965 oh hi Jake's Lamp can you tell em which of the theories are true

[@tsudorokifujisaki9777]

Have you forgotten Drapple?

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

@@tsudorokifujisaki9777 Good point, good point.

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

@@tsudorokifujisaki9777 I’m scared to know what that ship is

[@wannabewyvern]

where can I buy a “Hermione has forgotten how to dance” shirt?

[@snorka1943]

Teespring

[@your_stepdad]

order a custom one

[@your_stepdad]

ron shirt would be cool too

[@bi_beans9011]

Hehehe *Hermione can't Dance*

[@Obisdian333]

You really want your face dipped in mud then. Don't you?