Culture War

[@amber3392]

I know for a FACT angel only said "bone jaw" to piss off alastor

[@lynn-marieflechner5406]

And Alastor broke the spaghetti to retaliate lmao.

[@DJ-Tabi-5459]

actually it's do to the accent.

[@Ifaeya]

​@@lynn-marieflechner5406 man I love him SOoo much 🤣

[@queenkaterose]

More than accurate

[@Candy_Darling]

He actually did there is more to the comic where they joke about it in bed later

[@garrettviewegh9028]

Alastor: *switches Angel’s alarm clock to the sound of pasta breaking in half*

[@HTTYDFAN-1]

*Coughs, chokes* Whyyyyy.....😭😭

[@Goodsideofshortwars4ever]

@@HTTYDFAN-1 Alastor: revenge

[@Igneo_real]

Oohhh you sick sick bastard

[@HTTYDFAN-1]

@@Goodsideofshortwars4ever ...............😭😭😭😭

[@cobra_the_dragon_lover]

No

[@mastadonking3816]

I'm not Italian....but I feel furiously triggered at the pasta break.....I have an overwhelming urge to go feral.

[@Imagined-Reality]

Ancestry

[@barncic8561]

It's worse than putting ketchup

[@itsanemmathing3378]

Same

[@mastadonking3816]

@barncic8561 The ketchup is tolerable. Plenty of people back in the 80s did that to save money thay it's considered a fond childhood memory for many. But the pasta breaking is where they cross the line.

[@RippleDink]

Same

[@foxgirlthememegirl1344]

Alastor went full "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT I'D STAYED GONE 🍅"

[@Bribri_664]

Lmao

[@WilliamAfton-ox5fs]

Tune on in 🍝

[@Bribri_664]

@@WilliamAfton-ox5fs when I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run, oh this will be fun (manic laughing)

[@ren_suzugamori1427]

Love Alistor's method. The snapping spaghetti is a stereotypical Italian hate boner, but replacing tomato sauce with ketchup for said meal, now that's a new one.

[@EagleTarget-gt4fm]

*Italian hate boner* now that’s a new phrase

[@joallanobrien374]

It is. But the irony is it's made from the same thing, different consistency.

[@marklance5921]

That's hell for you baby!

[@Celeste-jh2lj]

​@@joallanobrien374pretty sure ketchup has a lot of sugar in it too and many people apparently don't like sweet spaghetti

[@Princess_Cheese]

In the full comic Alastor also makes pizza with pineapple

[@CHI-CHI0089]

I like how when Alastor mentions spaghetti it sounds like papyrus from sans Undertale.

[@vincentmayrose647]

THE GAME IS CALLED UNDERTALE NOT SANS UNDERTALE IDIOT

[@TerrificTetris]

"i dare you to try a bite of spaghetti" - papy 'smells like the creepy pastas ready!' - sans

[@donzapatero4808]

As an Italian yall not only made my grandma cry but you all gave me a heart attack

[@Just_your_adverage_dragon]

Here, have some good spaghetti 🍝 🍝

[@KiddieStranglerV3]

@@Just_your_adverage_dragon*breaks spaghetti* HAÆEAEEAÆAA

[@-LuNaShi_-CHIPS-]

@@KiddieStranglerV3 😱😱

[@amaranthhierophant7284]

😂

[@-LuNaShi_-CHIPS-]

I'm Italian but my mother breaks spaghetti to cook em-- my mother ain't Italian

[@technoredriot1587]

I'm Canadian, Italian, and New Jerseyian. This entire video is like a horror film for me 😢

[@DruidOfTheWest4]

Dude the "don't kiss the chef" apron I'm dying

[@itsniqilisitsme4701]

Aroace icon

[@V1xx_Gachacreator]

*Dying*

[@vebe5]

That easily would be me (I hate physical touch)

[@Nina-fg3rq]

Ace in the hole - Rosie 2024

[@SP0R3.]

I suddenly can’t read

[@Pheonixisafreak]

I love the apporn Alastor wears “don’t kiss the cook” 😂😂

[@JaceHarmon]

APRON! But ok...

[@I_eat_chargers2695]

Aroace + Wanting revenge..... THAT'S SCARY

[@loner844]

"We have plenty of ketchup" 😂😂😂

[@kbeezy206]

Angel: .....! This. Means. War.

[@vlalcremie002]

I actually ate pasta with ketchup. IT TASTES AMAZING!!!

[@SyzygySomnia]

@@vlalcremie002to you, American. You put ketchup on poutine too?🤨

[@vlalcremie002]

@@SyzygySomnia dude, I was literally born in Italy

[@SyzygySomnia]

@@vlalcremie002 *it’s a American stereotype joke*

[@Your_l0cal3ms]

lol, I love how it Alastors apron says, “Dont kiss the cook” perfect 😭👌

[@mha_.Eri-chan]

I need it

[@XyraStar]

Horrified Louisiana noises is so real😭

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

Trust me. If Angel Dust messes up the German greeting guten tag I will make him suffer with pineapple on pizza and I agree with the no PINEAPPLE ON A F**KING PIZZA!!

[@Rqb87127]

​@DarkfoxTamamo_21 as a German as well, if he did that, I would fucking put pineapple, pear, BBQ sauce, squid, and no cheese on a pizza, and replace tomato sauce with ketchup mixed with hot sauce

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

@@Rqb87127 hell yeah. Finally I'm not alone on if Angel Dust says hello in German wrong that the "I will do x and the result will be y" kind of thing

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

@@Rqb87127 make it a Carolina reaper pepper and it is sweet sweet revenge

[@Rqb87127]

@@DarkfoxTamamo_21 I will make it as awful as possible...wait, I could put raw cut in half spaghetti on it!

[@Yahiko_painv4k]

As soon as I heard angel say"bone jaw" I was dying i almost fell over laughing 😂

[@CloudyMoon-3457]

"DON'T KISS THE COOK" 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙕𝙕𝙀 💀💀

[@BeanBug11]

I felt like I was the only one who laughed at that. 💀

[@luperobles5441]

Take away “don’t” then it’ll be correct😏

[@P3nnyLamb]

As an AroAce in the hole myself, I NEED THAT BRO 😭

[@Thebobateaninja]

"Italian for dummies" *Dies on the floor wheezing* 😂😂

[@Peppa-ju4sr]

Then he puts pineapple on pizza 😂 angel starts begging for forgiveness 😂 then at the end they are just laughing 😂

[@salemtargaryen123]

I mean Vivzie did confirm that Alastor likes pineapple on pizza- 😂

[@irlfemalemoxxie3621]

Yeah, I saw a different cover that had the whole comic and they are just in bed together laughing about it, Al is like “ [insert French petname] bone-jaw, really?”

[@BIFO2009-BUNNIE]

U just gave me the peefect idea​@@salemtargaryen123

[@High-Viscosity-fluid.]

Don't forget if you put pineapple on the pizza.Also add the ansjovis

[@Grover-the-GOAT-of-the-series]

And crying

[@Lilyannes_way-fu4vg]

My bestie will say "bone jaw" just to piss me off knowing I’m Canadian

[@AvrillWolfie]

That SNAP sounded like he snapped all of someone's bones at once 💀

[@I_like_eating_nuclear_bombs556]

Including the 207 one? 😏

[@Kae_loves_roblox]

Fr tho

[@Xylospring]

Break A Spagetti Line, Shatters the Peoples' Minds.

[@_nxth]

He might aswell have

[@Umbra_Ursus]

He *is* a wendigo, is he not? No doubt wouldn't be Alastor's first time doing so.

[@ChimkenNuggetsWorld]

I need a whole series of culture war between these two

[@CraziestChaos]

Every spaghetti broken is an Italian heart meeting the same fate. 💔

[@sunnydove425]

I think I bit off every single one of my nails seeing that pasta break… and I grew 4 more arms

[@qazasdr7014]

I love how Alastor learned Italian just to get rid of all the spaghetti sauce in the hotel

[@Selena_Draws]

LOL

[@thenexus8384]

He likely just hid it all

[@Allantitan]

@@thenexus8384he hides a jar nearby for himself only 😂

[@thenexus8384]

@@Allantitan and probably a tiny one for Charlie too

[@ADBH-sd8cz]

He also seemed to deliberately mess up the Italian hello. "Bone journal!"

[@shipper1903]

Breaking the spaghetti was one thing okay, but the KETCHUP cracked me up 😂

[@Vintage_likesarts]

When he was doing his so-called "horrified louisiana noises," I don't mean to be rude, but he sounded like a broken down engine trying to work again

[@krystynalwood4161]

that's the sound. half the state sounds like that. thanks to the gaint pot holes on our roads

[@cayden1warrior604]

As someone from louisiana i can agree with the statement above me.

[@Vintage_likesarts]

@@krystynalwood4161 thanks for telling me

[@nonsensical1521]

I think that's also the internal sound that every grammar stickler makes when they are madly trying to be polite and not correct the pronunciation or spelling of something x'D

[@WildWolf-jv2sq]

😅 your not wrong

[@mloopy461]

100% sure angel knew what the correct pronunciation was and was just saying "bone jaw" to piss him off

[@inka_gxcha]

I'm not italian or french but I'm offended 💀

[@thenexus8384]

Same

[@Kittimoonshadow]

Same 💀😭

[@Itsjustajokeplease]

I would like but the like count is 123 and it's perfect.

[@HellaVerse_Vivziepop_fan666]

​@kaseyennis69je suis française 💀

[@zackylabelle9267]

Same and im québécois so ouais 😅

[@TimacherKamar]

The way he pronounced bonjour ad "bone jaw" actually triggered me😭😭

[@Princess_Cheese]

And later “buongiorno” as “bone journal”. It’s been confirmed that Alastor understands some Cajun French but Angel is fluent in Italian

[@kinitopet-o4n]

BRO ABOUT TO START WORLD WAR 3

[@Bubble4445]

Fr😂

[@P1gdude]

Or is it the Napoleon Wars 2? Cause although they were on different sides, the French and Italians didn't really fight each other all that much during WWII. (Unless I'm wrong about that in which case feel free to correct me) And in WWI the French and Italians were on the Same Side. Whereas I'm pretty sure Napoleon Conqured Italy, or at least a huge chunk of Italy during his Conquest of Europe.

[@melyndapham8922]

Was Alastair from Louisiana or New Orleans idk why I. Asking or why I can't remember or why these are the two things I can remember but I forgot witch one it was

[@Xylospring]

Look at Angel blocking his babys' ears. Eyes❤🥺

[@Dray_4_0_5]

As a non-French person learning French, I AM SUPER OFFENDED THAT HE SAID BONE JAW INSTEAD OF BONJOUR 😭😭🤚🤚 (Holy motherload of replies and likes i did NOT expect this comment to blow up)

[@bfdi540rooms]

I speak french too and i'm also offended

[@bevsesilmwars3980]

He 100% did it on purpose. Because it is almost the same in italian. Including pronounciation

[@Tess_4ever]

As a French person who speaks French all the time I am even more offended than you at this moment. I just want to put pineapple in pizza just so Angel be like us 😂😂

[@ArtsnCraftSlayer]

SAME BRO 😭

[@ElskaTheAnimator]

SAME 😭😂

[@Alastor_love]

OMG THAT "BUONGIORNO" IN ITALIAN IT MAKE ME DEAD 😂

[@cythonyheart3579]

Oh mgggg I fucking LOVE this artists Hazbin hotel stuff, thank you for dubbing it you really brought it to life this is like my _favorite_ comic strip of theirs

[@Bomboclat-521]

Bro has so much dedication that he would learn Japanese just cuz Angel pissed him off.

[@JuliuszCessar]

And then angel making jambalaya and calling it risotto 😂

[@nutsamdivani]

Angel is gonna die at that point

[@JuliuszCessar]

@@nutsamdivani yeah 😂

[@Rea_ReiRei]

That’s like angel choosing death

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

Oh noooooo XD Resoto's so tasty tho

[@bobbertsonlarz1743]

Anyone does that they gon die

[@Tailiaproweryt]

(Alastor breaking the pasta*) *mario and luigi* GASP (them just yelling at al😂

[@SUNOOSW1F3]

Alostor🤭HIS VOICEEEEEE😭😭😭😍😍

[@Shin-Luxray]

I AM CRIBGING SO BAD AT THE KETCHUP AMD THE BROKEN SPAGETTI- HELP- AHHHH IM SUFFERING 💀😭 But the "I'm going to make him regret *meeting me....* "

[@CraftystuffX3]

I was abt to throw my phone across the earth for that

[@ravn.lovebug]

Everyone else: Radioapple :0 Me: HUSKERDUSTTTTT :333

[@YourFavesXOXO]

"*Horrified Louisiana noises*" had me ROLLING 😂

[@bellethecathehe]

“HmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHm!” **stomps feet cutely**

[@youreafan]

“Bone jaw” is crazy I thought is was “Bonjour”

[@HelluvaAce]

IM TRAUMATIZED!!!! DONT BREAK THE SPAGHETTI LIKE THAT!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩

[@Uhohitsduckos]

As a Cajun that lives in Louisiana I can confirm we make horrified Louisiana noises

[@dogthievery101]

Angel probably shouldn't have tested someone who eats, drinks, lives, and breathes in a state of schadenfreude. 😅🤣

[@DreaVanDeWalle]

I love how his apron said, don’t kiss the chef

[@Imnottellingyoumyname202]

Bro the spaghetti break hurt me cuz I’m part Italian…

[@omnicupid6694]

Saaaaame😢

[@cmavc]

Same 50%

[@Miserys_B1tch]

Saaame!! My mother’s side of the family is from Italy lol

[@-LuNaShi_-CHIPS-]

. . . I'm Italian and I have a mother who breaks the spaghetti to cook it- (my mother's brazilian-)

[@Imnottellingyoumyname202]

@@-LuNaShi_-CHIPS-I feel bad for you

[@CalmBlini-np7jl]

HOW DARE YOU ALASTOR YOU DONT BREAK THE NOODLES AND YOU DONT USE KETCHUP

[@Azezal_onpaws]

Im not friench but....WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL?!?! id do the same al did

[@ymmijx6061]

"have some spagetti and cat syrup, bone apple tea"

[@Azezal_onpaws]

​@@ymmijx6061 lmao-

[@trevisjenkins370]

​@@ymmijx6061 "Bone apple tea" 😭

[@melodysdreamworld7024]

Alastor sounds like the green fish big back in SpongeBob

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

I swear if Angel Dust says Guten Täg as Gluten Taaag my reaction would be the exact same as Alastor's. But with a bit more of a reference to the Godfather.

[@ThatPersonNamedJune]

Glue-Ten Tæg (Tæg as in like northerners saying bag, bæg. Bayg.)

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

@@ThatPersonNamedJune I am German I say it how it is. Plus I have one of those personalities that will literally piss someone off if they do the same to me. I have that kind of personality. An eye for an eye . You are lucky that you have stocking anarchy as a PFP and I'm a studio trigger fan. Otherwise I'd say hello in the language your native tongue is and mess it up like Angel Dust. Not even joking love the PFP

[@qwmx]

​@@DarkfoxTamamo_21 Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt? I'm a fan too.

[@bellethecathehe]

Iknowwww

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

@@qwmx hell yeah!! I am looking forward to the upcoming season. Not even joking. Studio Trigger confirmed it.

[@dragoncrew]

Nah my stepdad is Italian and he will be FURIOUS if you ain't got homemade pasta sauce in your spaghetti

[@strawberryhellcat4738]

Poor Alastor if Angel gets revenge by presenting him with the abomination known as "Cheeseburger Jambalaya". I'm sure I heard several family members spinning in their graves when I found out about it.

[@azirra7866]

I’m not even from Louisiana and the words “Cheesburger Jambalaya” are causing me physical pain.

[@trevisjenkins370]

​@@azirra7866 Same bro 😭

[@BeatUpToys]

I don't even know what jambalaya is and I don't like it

[@UntitledRealms-s2o]

First of all the “don’t kiss the cook” apron was golden and second the broken spaghetti was just perfect I give this the seal of HH PERFECTION*helleanly choir*

[@rebeckahhammond1383]

Angel covering poor Nuggets’ ears at the end 😂😂😂

[@AcePratt]

I’m Cajun which I found myself so happy that Alastor was too. And I believe that Alastor using ketchup was very triggering to some…not that bad to me and before you say something about the pasta. I break pasta in half too so my siblings don’t choke 😂😂😂

[@chalkopirate]

Not far enough. PURRÉ THE SPAGETTI

[@XyraStar]

No…DICE IT

[@_primrse_1252]

YOU GODLESS HEATHENS

[@XxDragonfirexX-dy2zu]

You monster

[@_primrse_1252]

MONSTROUS HEATHENS

[@thenexus8384]

​@@XyraStardice it raw or cooked? Because one of the options is definitely more offensive to our favorite gay Italian spider boy

[@tabz.gachaTheFirst]

No pens, no hand-held pencil sharpeners, no hats, no gloves, no highlighters, no markers, pencils only, cant wear hoods in the building, no jackets with pockets, no extra bags, you have to put stuff in ur binder not just throw it in ur bookbag, Those 700 ppl in the cafeteria? Well if one of u talk everybody is in trouble.

[@Logiuku]

You going on about school mate?

[@otherworldly.imperia]

Pineapple pizza could finish off Angel finally

[@brycecole793]

Al: While making the pizza, we didn’t have any tomato sauce, so we have to use ketchup instead 😈 Angel: 😱💀

[@solar_i_love_hugs]

the broken spaghetti [insert non-existent pc skull emoji]

[@V_actor]

As a person who is also French (AND from Louisiana) I am THOROUGHLY frustrated… congrats… also a good vid prompt would be for angel to say “bonjour monsieur beau~” to Al

[@Nexus-yl5qu]

Alastor can be so scary yet be so funny while being a badass at the same time on certain occasions.

[@martinabellavia]

Noooo! Alastor, im italian....i loved you...😢

[@chalkopirate]

Precisely why I love him. Pure evil. Have you ever aten a spagett raw?

[@Kaia_Lunar391]

It just to piss angel dust off.

[@trevisjenkins370]

We js gonna forget angel said bone-jaw or what- it's kinda karma-

[@LolaGeorge-Sowers]

As an Italian I wold also be panicking with Angel.

[@parisnicolasmarceloedwards9090]

The voices are too good.

[@Carla-hello]

"RrrRerrrrereRrrreee" -Alastor

[@notalive_halfawake]

this is what it feels like to be with american friends and youre international.

[@SamanthaRoblox-j9m]

Spaghetti break and ketchup as tomato sauce... Angels face 😂😂😂

[@Annamaria-u5u]

"Dont kiss the cook" On alastors shirt is just amazing 😂

[@Jaspy-Alue_KittyKode]

Alastor sounding like fancy Papyrus

[@impulseclown]

dont do this to me 😭 youre so right

[@Urlocalartist127]

The ketchup hurt me and I’m not even Italian

[@AsherMason-bi8jt]

Bone apple teeth!

[@Mashroom_3am]

PoV me being Italian: HOW DARE HE?

[@LyehtOfficial]

HE BROKE THE PASTA NOOOOOO

[@SpaceHazmat]

I have been both hurt by the "bone jaw" for bonjour AND the pasta break

[@ErinthejackalYt]

😂 the way Alastor says "Spaghetti" and "Ketchup" It reminds me of Papyrus and Sans from Undertale lol

[@darkd3767]

The fact that I am part Italian and that breaking the noodles is basically a sin both offends me but is smart that alastor did it I truly don't know how to feel.

[@fireballofficiall]

MY *S O U L*

[@JULIETTE_HEHEH]

Is anyone gonna talk about the "don't miss the chef" apron 😂

[@matyarry10]

OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SPAGHETTI AAAAH (sincerly, an italian)

[@Bendys-cousin]

ME AND ALASTOR HAVE OUR REASONS TO BE MAD AT ANGEL DUST BECAUSE HE SAID BONE JAW INSTEAD OF BONJOUR

[@cuansaunders3149]

I NEED THAT FUCKING APRON!! I DEMAND OF IT! 'don't kiss the cook' absolutely iconic

[@larchevequestephane6334]

Les français devant leur écran (moi) 👁️👄👁️ (le bonjour d'alastor me fume 😂)

[@ac4ever967]

Okay the video was funny but did anyone else notice that he broke the pasta.

[@N_theMurderdrone125]

I thought the cooking shirt said "don't kiss the 🐓" 💀

[@WolfShardsUniverse]

I’m Italian and I’m choking on the words wrote behind Angel at the end HELP 😭 AND ANGEL’S ACCENT IS SO ACCURATE 😭

[@Ringleader66]

THE PASTA BREAKING IS A CRIME

[@SpaceRanger23]

I'm Italian but I was just from there.

[@_leroytheroy_]

The fact that every short comic, Husk is always cleaning a cup lol

[@-.SisterPanda.-]

Omg I read Louisiana as lasagna😂

[@cmavc]

Horrified lasagna noises? 😂😂

[@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING]

​@@cmavclasagna when they see Garfield

[@cmavc]

@@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING lol

[@AveryWoods-pu4xe]

Me just loving the heck out of that robe Alastair is wearing that says, don’t kiss the cook?😂

[@funtimegamer8733]

At first i thought "its just a language book, this has nothing to do with food, theres no reason to think he would-" "Hey dinner smells great i wonder what it is?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@terryharrison-z2e]

Pour allister Angel, that's always overhear tricking people, even though you're over here getting tricked by Valentina. Okay, I'm not, I'm not gonna stop.😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rng20135]

Angel dust later:U SON OF A B4 Alastor:HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[@CosmicStar13]

Nahh.. Alastor got a domain..💀

[@bendysans1473]

My Italian part of me is now crying after seeing this

[@ima_recmydudes1084]

Alastor sounds like major humdinger from paw patrol

[@ThePotatoGirl-dk7kw]

Alastor actually sees himself as gourmet, so he doesn’t eat processed food like ketchup.

[@Ayesha_Hajni]

“italian for dummies” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PinkuuVanilla]

As a person with french being my first language (english being my second, but also like my "first" in a way since i started learning at 3 years old before i develop a french accent) This is MORE than perfect