Curb Your Enthusiasm - Cobb Salad

Add cucumbers if you can

[@travisarthur3250]

As Ive gotten older, and rewatched the show I found that I agree with Larry in about 95% of situations.

[@AI_Image_Master]

He says what we wish we could say. That's what makes it popular.

[@mrs.realtruther3063]

1000👍!!

[@adampiezano]

@Pepi Roni You’re way out of line pepperoni

[@xXcangjieXx]

@Pepi Roni Noo I disagree the last seasons has been great! Me and my family has gotten so many laughs with some of the new episodes.

[@VivaLaPol]

You’re only 4.99% away from how accurate he is.

[@BrianBattles]

"My grandfather was Harold Bingo and he invented bingo."

[@vivavaldez87]

My grandfather's name was Brian Battles, and he was the first person to ever fight anyone. True story!

[@nubschoolbuslol]

hahahaha

[@DDandrums]

Brian Battles yes I heard that too.

[@kenc5999]

DDandrums Same! It was in this video! I’m just glad he commented on it because I thought I was the only one that heard it.

[@EnjoyTheSilence331]

And my grandma was Mary Butterfinger. Need I say more?

[@0554joe]

“And if the chef makes a face come back here and let me know” hysterical

[@brentonchattin]

@Cousin Jimmy Farha nah he used it again, in greater detail in S9E5

[@ownpetard8379]

Totally practical and realistic. Good for LD

[@biguglyduck540]

One of Larry’s favorite moves.

[@dougpeters1625]

that's the line that jumped out at me, lol

[@jeepz669]

Tell the chef to hold the spit on my salad

[@82easyrider]

That moment when Larry was genuinely joking about having sex, while the women gets different ideas. Such a Curb moment.

[@TraumaER]

That is the dream girl to meet. When you can just say what you want and she says yes.

[@truthbrotha1244]

@@TraumaER she’s a wonderful woman and a great improve performer and teacher. EDIT: improv, not improve

[@FourAlexia]

@@TraumaER So Canadians then

[@TraumaER]

@@FourAlexia 😂

[@213byron]

She’s not very attractive but she got sex appeal . Attitude is everything

[@qaskas]

My grandfather was a rat and he invented ratatouille.

[@anonymousreviewer169]

underrated buddy... cracked me up.

[@jackassqwe2]

Lol how he survived prison?

[@dittoking8996]

Was his name Micah?

[@redbetta2191]

Thank him for his service

[@randallmadison9910]

Lmao!

[@jjmah7]

Larry actually handles himself better than I would if someone was giving me that much shit for ordering a salad the way I wanted it.

[@eduardosaavedra563]

For real tho, i wouldve just said i dont care if it bothers you dude, im ordering it how i want, and bullshit on your dad inventing it.

[@jyotiradityasatpathy3546]

He's used to shit like this

[@marcman1999]

well it’s a tv show not a real scenario

[@jjmah7]

@@marcman1999 oh, thanks for letting me know. i had no idea i was watching a clip from a tv show

[@mynamejeff785]

@@marcman1999 it's based on real interactions

[@jt5604]

I love how when the wife says "Here we go..." you can assume shes heard the Cobb salad story a million times from her husband and is sick of it 😂

[@trevscribbles]

My grandfather invented an abusive dad.

[@mvpmvp2980]

hate to tell you but i think he stole that invention from someone else

[@JeffreyGillespie]

So he was a little shit and your great grandfather was compelled to discipline him?

[@eduardolpz386]

cultural appropriation.

[@Akazainul]

Hoo buddy

[@MrJellyton]

Did he also invent a bus by chance?

[@jamesfeldman4234]

My great-great grandfather was Irving Scrabble. But, oddly enough, he invented Sudoku.

[@makiburgess5733]

Reminds me of Ping and Pong, the Chinese inventing duo. They actually named their game for their last names: Table and Tennis, respectively.

[@MrDragonorp]

@@makiburgess5733 ahahahahah

[@Bigkahkistan]

tfw u have all 8 seasons of Curb on dvd but you still obsessively watch clips of it on youtube

[@norwegiantechnolover]

I'm in the same situation only regarding The Sopranos, not Curb lol.

[@Abde47]

@@norwegiantechnolover to be fair the Sopranos and Curb have the best KZbin comments

[@Yallboots]

For some reason they work better as clips

[@elemenopi4827]

some things are more effective in small doses. also, highlights are usually featured in these clips, so yeah, cherry picked skits from a (essentially) compilation of skits is pretty damn entertaining. you can think of it as highlight reels. though you might miss out on "connective skits", if you already watched it the dvds, you wouldn't care as much. another point is accessibility, as long as you have wifi you have youtube.

[@randomuploadsism]

What’s a dvd?

[@maximillianosaben]

The way this scene turns out is hysterical.

[@scooterdooter]

She called Larry's bluff like people rarely do. It was like watching someone realize they were unexpectedly checkmated.

[@user-oz8oh1bn9b]

It wasn't a bluff, he was joking by saying something really weird to show that the other two people were not paying attention to them at all

[@Doriesep6622]

I like that woman in the purple sweater. She seems tuned into reality.

[@momuny6485]

she is the human version of Lois from Family Guy

[@JackKokah]

omg you're right she really looks like Lois Griffin, thumbs up

[@Far592]

I'm creeped out now. Thanks, look like I can never watch this episode again in my life.

[@colin6768]

+ Mo Muny Great call! She is the real life Lois Griffin : )

[@martinchris996]

Benjamin Wright ikr

[@Nation4]

I wasn't attracted to her until she said "Yes we should". Suddenly I totally am.

[@ManuelRico1098]

Not sure why but happened to me also…

[@DM-vg8fc]

Also!!!

[@zyrrhos]

@@ManuelRico1098 Because she's a dirty girl and Manuel likes dirty girls.

[@DeVita718]

We all are 😂😂😂

[@nicky2coats]

Yeah I’m in too 😂

[@MrIHaveTourettes]

The look of contempt that stays in Larry's eyes makes my sides hurt.

[@rkeratiloe1]

Same.

[@Stophocles]

That glare 😂😂

[@mikepastor.k6233]

Your sides must hurt a lot then

[@BikiniDeathSquad]

purple shirt wasn't joking

[@southrules]

Jesse G Sweater vest blouse

[@Bolensgoldrush]

It was more of a lavender

[@mikeg1378]

Jesse G well whatever the color, Larry will soon have that shirt, sweater, blouse off of her

[@jlupus8804]

She has a name, Mr. weather Man

[@PrimetimeX]

The cobb salad guy is annoying and she even had to tell him "calm down" as if he has flipped out over this on several occasions. Like what the fuck its a stupid shitty salad and she has to babysit his pretentious ass. She is definitely looking to jump shit ASAP

[@2LOT]

My twin brother invented this website.

[@taylormurphy8224]

Did you just... ... ...for one joke...

[@2LOT]

@@taylormurphy8224 no actually. My channel is pretty old.

[@mehello6656]

It would’ve been funny if u did just create th channel for this joke but I like the joke regardless

[@2LOT]

@@mehello6656 anything u want man. Just subscribe

[@DekenyaButts]

What's the family name though?

[@Joeri20cm]

The waiter quitely saying "good choice" after she orders the Paella cracks me up everytime 🤣 no idea why, but it's so funny and subtle

[@westerling8436]

Because it's such a classless dish

[@madacedk86]

@@westerling8436classless? What are you? A snob? lol

[@arynrowland862]

@@westerling8436Lol, can you explain your reasoning for that?

[@TurdFerguson884]

Is that Lois griffin?

[@battlememesbyomari1979]

Holy shit!

[@Shrubchucker]

Peeeeeeetaaaah

[@t.walker8641]

LMFAO

[@NaptownClassic]

Holy shit...

[@TheBehm08]

Peeta?

[@xpb1363]

Sorry to break the magic Cobb boy, but the Cobb salad was invented in 1912 by Cobbe Bryant during the half time of a Bulls-Celtics game. And actually the real recipe was exactly how Larry ordered it, but the transcription done by the monks that found the original manuscript in Sanskrit was wrong cause there were stains of old ketchup on it which made it illegedible. Lesson is: never read from books and go digital. Bobby will thank you.

[@anonymousreviewer169]

nerd

[@guardianofthebeast1014]

*cinema sins voice* obvious sarcasm is obvious

[@Timeismyrelative]

@@paulbacera8231 Ha, I think you're the one getting wooshed here lmao

[@imapleb4956]

@@hollyjollydog Supposedly even as early as 1926 because the ex-husband of some famous lady from back then was talking to some folks said, “Anybody could open a place in an alley or wherever and name it whatever as long as a restaurant has good food and good service people will go there, it could even be named something dumb as brown derby” A couple years later a restaurant inspired by this was opened called brown derby and was shaped like a hat in the year 1926 and supposedly the cobb salad was invented early on in the restaurants lifespan.

[@howardrome6047]

"Halftime" and "Sanskrit" make this hysterical!!!

[@JohnLoCicero]

It's good that the Cobb salad guy is so tuned-in when it comes to someone being annoying by making too many salad ingredient substitutions. But then he finds it suitable to have a conversation where he's pretending his wife and Larry aren't even there. Like who would you rather have at your dinner table?

[@ktuluflux]

Yay you got the joke!

[@JB-xl2jc]

Wait I thought the blonde was his wife. What is she doing there then, is she with Larry? Damn, I gotta watch this show

[@costanza7013]

@@JB-xl2jc yes, yes you do sir

[@Doc_Fun]

Neither to be honest. A person who orders a cobb salad without eggs can't be trusted.

[@latinolawdog5067]

That’s the joke, dude. This is a comedy show, yes? You’re supposed to be laughing at this scene, not getting upset by it.

[@Fatinum]

"Yes we should"

[@joebrokenstrang7537]

Harold Bingo gets me every time.

[@mrblaoblao6981]

2:02 “This is a nice little bullshit story.” -LD.

[@SuperOldShows]

I've got to use the bingo line in future.

[@BattySonBahamas]

The way Larry falls back in his chair in shock at what he's hearing was GOLD.

[@dfrom103yt4]

I love how passive-aggressive Larry is when he asked about his ordering process 🤣

[@colinsilver1041]

Gotta say, Purple lady is kinda cute.

[@TheAgentAssassin]

Chefs ALWAYS make a face. Trust me 32 years working front of house.

[@deadinside8781]

STORIES PLEASE, MY GOOD SIR!!!! Do god's work, I need it!

[@metaphysicsclimatechange]

@@deadinside8781 go work in a restaurant.

[@JB-xl2jc]

@@metaphysicsclimatechange But then *I'd* be in the stories, I can't allow that

[@underthetrees4780]

No Mods!

[@metaphysicsclimatechange]

@@JB-xl2jc 😂😂😂 good point, anyway been in restaurants forever, the work is wild.

[@stoolpigeon4285]

I loved watching this with my grandmother, Maude Backgammon

[@tennesseetitansfan2529]

What’s so brilliant about this scene is that the entire audience is thinking the same thing when Larry asks for no eggs or bacon. Cliff is 100% correct in his thinking. It’s only when he explicitly says something that he becomes in the wrong. Curb’s ability to tap into the awkward nuances of human interaction is incredible

[@Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg]

stfu

[@armacham]

I thought you were going to write the entire audience was thinking the two spouses should hook up out of jealousy/loneliness/spite at their more fun spouses just before larry suggested sex

[@Cristalack]

I wouldn’t want eggs in my salad either. Larry was right.

[@robm14]

@@Cristalack Are you sure you want a Cobb salad? Sounds like you want a Cristalack salad

[@Silverwind87]

@@Cristalack I'm fine with anything except tomatoes.

[@JimCampbell777]

The whole scene ended at the most interesting part...

[@leviwatson8926]

Is it me or are half the people larry offends super petty and pathetic

[@Fartucus]

Yea thats 75% of people in general.

[@pietrocasellapietro]

Of course, but larry is petty and pathetic, too. That's why this show is almost unbearably cringy in a good way

[@ownpetard8379]

No use making it hard on himself.

[@rkeratiloe1]

That's coz the show's being told from Larry's perspective. You're meant to realise that Larry is just as bad as, if not worse than, the people he is bitching about. That's the joke.

[@frarfarf]

That's kinda the point

[@acb9896]

I thought Bob Cobb, aka "The Maestro" Invented the Cobb Salad...whilst in his house in Tuscany.

[@hendriksmedia]

There is absolutely no show ever made that is able to plow new social insights for me the way Curb does. For instance, I am so much more sophisticated having watched this snippet.

[@nyujay2010]

Greatest show of all time!

[@tstan9713]

Global Jay I'd say Seinfeld for obvious reasons.

[@chriscamper190]

Travis Stanaway nope curb

[@MarioMario-nj6kz]

@@chriscamper190 I gotta agree. I’m not a huge fan of Seinfeld but love curb your enthusiasm.

[@Galaxy-ice1]

Nope, it was his creation of Seinfeld.

[@donnawoodford6641]

Doesn't matter which show was best. But when I had a tv, it was Curb all the way!

[@xmaxthespot5910]

These people are genuinely having a good ass time @ the same time entertaining us

[@billjoang]

It was invented by Bob Cobb ( the maestro)

[@Strawberries0000]

EVERY TIME I EAT A COB SALAD HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS EPISODE, HILARIOUS AF 🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@rithnerharry3628]

Lady in purple got a very sexy laugh/smile

[@jessemachtolf10]

She looks like Peter Griffins wife. Kinda hot in a weird way. Idk... u know what I mean tho

[@ambrosiaplatypus]

Such a weird pairing. Larry David looks 70 while his wife looks 40 and Cobb Salad looks 28 and his wife looks like she's 50.

[@randomuploadsism]

So many of the comments are about the lady in purple. As a woman I’m suprised and intrigued.

[@randomuploadsism]

@@karinpowers1018 ?

[@hardfought1842]

Seinfeld would have went on to say “when do you start with a blank salad and then add ingredients vs starting with the Cobb and removing some ingredients?”

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

Let people order what they want the way they want to order it!! Serenity now!!

[@Doc_Fun]

​@@aheroictaxidriver3180Just say you want a salad then. Don't ask for a caesar salad sans the caesar dressing, that's ridiculous.

[@elliotjones6424]

The dialogue is perfect

[@Aaliyahchannel2024]

It's improve.

[@mcride9773]

Purple shirt was feelin the vibe 😂

[@davespringer777]

My name is Dave Muzak. My grandfather had a small radio business right across the road from a factory that built elevators. They ended up negotiating a partnership that helped revolutionize elevator travel. They named it Muzak after my grandfather and later expanded to lobbies, waiting rooms, and eventually to hold lines on telephone. It's a subject that is near and dear to my heart. Its not as pompous and in your face as whats called "regular music". Some would say its actually better.

[@Grapist1]

I like how Cheryl saw how disrespectful Wheely was acting and sided with her husband....

[@francoc.8567]

This reminds me of my uncle Richard Walker who invented walking when he tried to stand twice at the same time and then word got out about his discovery

[@cameronyoung6716]

10/10.

[@jakep1979]

That Cobb Salad guy was such a putz! looking like the outcome of Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller if they mated !

[@emboe001]

That's not possible. Ben Stiller isn't gay.

[@dshishod]

& a little bit like prince 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Mandrake591]

A very real Ben Stiller as a jersey vibe!

[@chadmichael03]

So you're saying he looked like Santorum

[@Mandrake591]

@@chadmichael03 Not at all.

[@christiananderson4909]

I'd forgotten how great the older episodes are.

[@Tibor19921]

Yes we should, his reaction priceless

[@hulkyouup]

Dang this is a funny show .... A lot better than most of the sitcoms on tv today ....

[@fishypictures]

I’ve lost 40 pounds off my gut by just cutting out the processed sugar and eating a Cobb salad every day. I spend my $10.00 and force it down like medicine. It took 3 months. I’m tired of Cobb salads but it works.

[@nicky2coats]

They’re delicious that’s not like medicine at all.

[@billyin4c514]

Good job dude, avocado and eggs are dope, I had some this morning.

[@stevenwatson7668]

Love his writing, I still can't get tired of his schticks.

[@jcarlovitch]

Same thing happened to me when I went to dinner with Charlie Sailsbury.

[@kolindunn6194]

the theme and moral of the story of theses show ( which is right on ) no matter what you do -no matter what you say-- you just can't win ! you're bound to piss someone off

[@robertlee4172]

Bob Cobb invented the salad. The guy was a maestro.

[@markmiller3308]

Also owned the Billings Mustangs Baseball Club. People always think their old ballpark was named for Ty Cobb but like the salad it was named for Bob Cobb.

[@mrblaoblao6981]

And he's also a big fan of... not Domingo, not Pavarotti, but The Other Guy

[@robertlee4172]

@@mrblaoblao6981 What's this?! A pledge pin!!!

[@Whatever_Happy_People]

I only have to look at Larry's expressions and I laugh.Funniest guy and my favourite.

[@miked2072]

I have a friend who’s last name is Cherry and he swears up and down his family got that last name bc they discovered cherries. The fruit. He’s gonna go to his grave believing his family stumbled upon cherries before anyone else. Lol.

[@7777Melchizedek]

That’s the dumbest things I’ve ever read

[@sapago4166]

My mom didn't believe in being honest with children about certain topics. This led to several embarrassing social interactions in my teens and early twenties.

[@outdoorfanatics4596]

Hey ya know, whatever helps you sleep at night. And I guess in your friends case...that whatever is called DELUSION

[@philmckenna5709]

@Mike D WHOSE. "Who's..." means "Who is..." You're welcome.

[@billyin4c514]

Haha! Shouldn't logic tell him that's impossible? I hope he has some other accomplishments otherwise he's really crestfallen if he ever finds out.

[@thedrewdog]

My name is Drew Musick, and my family invented it. You're welcome.

[@justthetruth1]

my great great great uncle waldorf invented the waldorf salad

[@porridge57]

Ah, so that's where it came from. I've been wondering.

[@joedoherty21]

Celery apples walnuts grapes??

[@larvitardratini5965]

My mom's husband's great great aunt had an illegitimate child with Cornelius blackenedchickenquinoa who invented the blackened chicken quinoa salad.

[@CrazyLinguiniLegs]

He also invented the tossed salad

[@susie7336]

It’s disgusting

[@blingbykylie5960]

In Seinfeld, Bob Cobb was the Maestro.

[@B1az1ngSuN]

Ok the ending was awesome

[@misterfunnybones]

We need Basil Fawlty, "have you ever tried a Ritz salad?" Apples, grapefruit and potatoes in mayonnaise.

[@bink]

So, is that a real thing?

[@misterfunnybones]

Shaun Feldman I'm afraid we're just out of Waldorfs...

[@bink]

Yeah, it does sound more like a Waldorf.

[@SaulGoodman-w2x]

And a screwdriver?

[@MrG0p0p]

Don’t think I have. Don’t think I ever will either.

[@dwightwilkerson8664]

Larry is a the master agitator 🤣

[@user-ib2kt4oo7i]

My grandfather was Harold Bingo and he invented Bingo

[@travis7069]

Thomas Palermo ..my Gramps was Harry Deez he invented Deez nutz

[@theflanman420420]

Man you must be rolling in the dough

[@Yourmomgoestocolledge]

I love how uninterested his wife looks while telling the bullshit Cobb salad story.

[@troylowe814]

This really is the funniest tv show of all time. Larry David is The Man.

[@gladiator_games]

Lol. She was into it. 🤣

[@allanfifield8256]

'He invented bingo!" You can't believe how many different stories I have heard on the invention of Caesar Salad.

[@Y.d.o.b.o.n]

Is someone stealing my salad?

[@naraposthumus8478]

Lmao, he lets nothing go. Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@ly1285]

"He's told this many times"

[@doct0rnic]

Bob Cobb, inventor of the Cobb salad, he was a maestro in the kitchen.

[@waynemarvin5661]

What's a "meistro"?

[@doct0rnic]

@@waynemarvin5661 someone who has a house in Tuscany.

[@sup9542]

At the Drake hotel. Love the Drake, everyone loves the Drake.

[@canopener5426]

My grandmother started walking at 2 yrs old........ Well she is 92 yrs old now and nobody seems to know where she's at? Lol

[@archieforde]

one of my favourite curb episodes

[@flatplant]

My uncle was actually Eric Beatle, inventor of the Beatles

[@econmachete]

"I was thinking, why does he give a shit about what I'm ordering in my salad?!"

[@SoloWraithToyingAround]

Larry said the last line as a joke and instantly started regretting it.... Both their faces lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrw1208]

My grandfather didn't invent jack. He was a lower middle class Midwesterner who worked in the machine shop for a railroad and got his eye put out on the job. He was a short guy who married a tall woman and he was a cocky little fellow they say.

[@drphot6050]

My grandfather invented “Tossing Salad” so there you go folks! 😜

[@theblackjfk8190]

Went on a date with a lawyer chick who acts like this dude help me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@harbosonius]

The best part of watching this show is that you know Larry is the one person who isn't acting at all.😂😂😂😂

[@mrpankau]

My grandfather was Shlomo Curb Your Enthusiasm and he invented curbing enthusiasm.

[@isaacwells8557]

Idk why, I just really like purple sweater girl.

[@johnpatrick1588]

I would like a Big Mac but without the middle bun, lettuce and special sauce. Thanks.

[@clarkbar]

this was a great episode all around

[@tvscribe]

Larry is my favorite person.

[@brianvillalobos2823]

My grandfather's name was Richard Clock and before you ask, no, he did not invent the clock.

[@ironmike5812]

I see you 👀

[@michaelm7116]

i knew a guy(a polish kinda guy)who ordered a greek salad and told the waitress to hold the feta cheese and the olives

[@PearsAreOkay]

I was there, and the Polish guy also requested pickles and raisins.

[@SNUGandSESOR]

No they were cashews

[@baldinib1055]

i remember now,you were that fat waitress ya?

[@tamphex]

Only 4 cashews?

[@grahammurphy5516]

I'd get rid of the feta too

[@matthewhetzler4912]

Harold Bingo was a pioneer.

[@sizedtoaster0278]

This Guy: My father invented the Porter House Steak. Me: Oh Awesome, I would like some Ketchup and can you make it well done

[@THEDFVIDEO]

The purple sweater has gotta be solid in the sack!!!

[@robrick9361]

She's dating a guy in a wheelchair.........she kind of has to be.

[@psychworks4499]

OMG! 😆

[@randomuploadsism]

why?

[@randomuploadsism]

@@TheBehm08 is that all that in takes to be good in bed?

[@Bruh-vp6qf]

@@randomuploadsism you missed the joke, I think they're implying she's so good that even someone who may have lost feeling down there may regain it

[@dashriprock2808]

One says that it came about in the 1937 at the Hollywood Brown Derby restaurant, where it became a signature dish. It is named for the restaurant's owner, Robert Howard Cobb. Stories vary whether the salad was invented by Cobb or by his chef, Paul J. Posti.

[@closer71]

Dash Riprock Yes, this is actually the most widely accepted story on the origin of the Cobb salad.

[@ownpetard8379]

Yeah, I was there. I'm the one who suggested crumpling the bacon - but not too much! You're welcome.

[@caballopalido]

THE LADY IN THE PURPLE SWEATER: I'D LIKE TO TRY HER COBB SALAD!

[@nicholasschroeder3678]

The other day I told a lady she looked like Cheryl Hines. Cheryl was very nice.

[@NeroBaelside13]

I had a Cobb salad yesterday for the first time and it was pretty fucking good the way it's supposed to be made. That's all I got to say

[@leejones7142]

Harold Bingo is my new alias.

[@zizoumonk10]

My grandfather was California Pizza Kitchen and he invented California Pizza Kitchen