Cursed Comments

Cursed Comments
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[@VaazkLShorts]

subscribe and like for more i guess???

[@zMysticat]

i guess so???

[@GodlyNugget]

Yes

[@mr.friday8935]

I subscribed for less.

[@BfdifanBfdifan]

This is joe 😀he do not like ixl and the collett school make him do it for 3hours all day 😭 bob is sad please go on Google maps and leave it a one ⭐ bob will be happy

[@Squash_GT]

bruh I’m already subbed joe

[@SpeedOfSol]

I really like how VaazkL is as honest as possible about what clips he’s already used

[@Clouded_Slug]

And then shows the same one two to three times again in the same video

[@kittygaming3878Therian]

No

[@pariahred13]

The best is when it's too long to read and he's just pissed and won't do it

[@NoIdeaMyMan]

Truly the greatest cursed comments compilation of All Time

[@sambenham1945]

Everywhere I go, I see his face

[@zachlap3020]

Compiled by the cursed voice narrator

[@deontaeavila3514]

Arousing

[@patrickritacco3361]

Emkay?

[@d_erren]

npc ass comment

[@t4ct]

0:47 ----> CONTEXT: So the woman here is 22 year old, Jasmine Lacey and she got arrested for DUI. BUT....she was released from custody due to insufficient evidence to support a criminal complaint.

[@turbo_marc]

"your honor, bethesda coded my client"

[@goaty_the_goat]

Yeah just saw the video. She said “I felt dizzy so I just got out of the car” and then the car proceeded to crash into oncoming cars lol

[@Dapper_Frog]

5:54 damn this made me laugh harder than needed

[@yesgood-theNoBadarchive]

dude you literally have the best clips, ur one of the people who can genuinely make me laugh. keep it up dude

[@mrmagoo.3678]

RIP Bryce Brooks & Uncle Chuck, Bryce is "the Atlanta Teen that saved 4 Kids" Ran into the Water to get them out of a Rip Tide, He got them out....Didn't manage to get Himself out though, there was another Guy called Chuck that tried to get Bryce out and Drowned too, caught in the same Rip Tide, I can't help but have massive Respect for them Both.

[@MorganMakesThings]

The thing I love about this channel is the way he reads (and sometimes reacts) to the memes. My question is why does he sometimes censor swearwords (visually and/or aurally) and sometimes not? Does KZbin have a PG-13 setting?

[@willgloryo216]

KZbin demonitizes videos that have swear words

[@SupersuMC]

Worse: A G rating.

[@budew2.036]

"cardiac gonna arrest him before they do" man got roasted in 17 different ways possible in one picture

[@cynthiafernandez2372]

8:09 bro took “holy shit” literally

[@Hinoyt2]

Even god is recreating goatse 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jainag3851]

10:38: "Sorry, My brain lagged" 💀

[@Riconort]

16:33 holy crap i laughed too hard at this, its such a ridiculous, stupid, random and morbid image it put in my head

[@t4ct]

"Huh, the title seems have the word "Cursed" included." "Why not" *Clicks*

[@BfdifanBfdifan]

This is joe 😀he do not like ixl and the collett school make him do it for 3hours all day 😭 bob is sad please go on Google maps and leave it a one ⭐ bob will be happy

[@xoldragon]

@@BfdifanBfdifan what

[@Todija]

@@BfdifanBfdifan what

[@perunapelaaja_1772]

0:50 The context of the meme is changing to story mode from your GTA Online character. When you leave a lobby your character becomes and npc for a second

[@krisdeltatraveler]

You are one of the greatest meme readers of all time, I wholeheartedly support you man

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

i know right, i love youtubers who steal content made by other people and just re-read what the image already says and then uploads it as a video for money

[@krisdeltatraveler]

@@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy Memes are supposed to be funny, what harm is done when they're shared about? And let's be honest, this guy's voice is satisfying as peck to listen to, and even if his voice wasn't, It's still nice to have somebody read over the memes.

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

@@krisdeltatraveler spongebob

[@ItzSneakyMinecraft]

@@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy patrick

[@YuutaAsamura]

​@@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy Wow...love the sarcasm 🗿

[@jumentoqueanima]

This was more touching than a guy in a white man in a van.

[@jumentoqueanima]

He is a massagist.

[@rogerminnick6470]

In any scenario my last words would be “6 should be an odd number”

[@QuasarSolarStorm]

"When his name starts with a d" Half the population of Ireland:

[@Blaze660]

Man I died of laughter

[@BfdifanBfdifan]

This is joe 😀he do not like ixl and the collett school make him do it for 3hours all day 😭 bob is sad please go on Google maps and leave it a one ⭐ bob will be happy

[@Chenzo-Racheff]

Oh my god! Vaaskl killed Kenny, you bastard!

[@joannadawnlannister6717]

@@BfdifanBfdifan tf

[@levipietrangello8548]

I'm a mix between soaker and jet like you pot the thing in the middle and you get a mix

[@trashotaku]

4:04 Love how that went from meme to extremely misogynist in also no time

[@Screech911]

Kind of sad that he’s making fun of her for not being able to walk alone at night, sad how many men kidnap women/sexually assault them vs vice versa.

[@trashotaku]

@@Screech911exactly, I don’t really have context since I don’t know who that woman is but it seemed like she was making a joke then some people took it way to far. I can handle a joke but there’s a time in place for it

[@Screech911]

@@trashotaku Yeah, some things like sexism and racism can be funny if the other person is okay with it, but not if you take it too far. I see a lot of sexism towards women online all of the time, kind of crazy.

[@tigerlover2853]

2:51 Doctor Livesey? Is that you?

[@artcxs08]

YESS A NEW VIDEO TO WASTE MY LIFE ONNNB TYSM I LOVE THESE LMAO

[@bthecool]

2:01 The real cursed thing there is that font

[@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi]

*"One says daddy. The other says father."*

[@cheesenbanana5846]

I want a sonic themed funeral and for every person who enters my funeral the original sonic game intro would play.

[@Woopor]

6:45 there’s a reason that Ark 2 uses vin diesel for their model of a primitive survivalist man

[@wh0sc4nd1ce]

16:15 I wanted to get Jackbox 4 and then play it so I procrastinated untill the next day and then obviously didn’t go through with it.

[@bonesbreak123]

bro why are there so many glow stick memes, i got that juice in my eye 20 minutes ago.

[@DeltaWasNerfed]

The first one. 💀

[@BfdifanBfdifan]

This is joe 😀he do not like ixl and the collett school make him do it for 3hours all day 😭 bob is sad please go on Google maps and leave it a one ⭐ bob will be happy

[@MR_BowtieCat]

0:47 That’s what happens when you’re playing GTA online and you disconnect or you go back into story mode you just become an NPC

[@burgerboy_20]

this is probably the only person on youtube who reads memes this monotone and announces that he's eating a rice crispy in the middle of the video (12:05) while using the same meme for the 10th time and counting, i love this channel (7/6/23)

[@Kinglet_]

the thing with r/cursedcomments is that sometimes the post itself is enough to knock you down, then the actual cursed comment swoops in and finishes you off.

[@Slimenem87]

This guy is the voice in my head that reads yt comments

[@WafflesIncorporated]

1:59 “oh, I was unaware your family was here”

[@Antidisestablishmentarianism63]

8:37 this looks like something straight out of a Melanie Martinez music video

[@Lumpkinella._.]

11:46 nah they really out here building the Fendrick-Sinclair arch 😭😭😭💀💀💀🧌🧌🧌🧌

[@DropletsOfYakobii]

12:20 *light it up like dynamite.*

[@NOBLESIX-UNSC]

Their bones will be over the horizon

[@PixelArcherCookie]

"His name is the last thing yku ate" Meet my new dog, his name is human organs

[@Ked7]

If I was to wish for something that goes to everyone I would wish I had to give all my money to my name. Infinite money

[@NobodyT00jr]

9:49 This is my boy Ham, Cheese, and Mayo Sandwich

[@CadensWorld956]

7:22 i guess i am a big enough threat now 😂

[@einaleMelanie]

This is gonna be awesome to watch

[@BfdifanBfdifan]

This is joe 😀he do not like ixl and the collett school make him do it for 3hours all day 😭 bob is sad please go on Google maps and leave it a one ⭐ bob will be happy

[@einaleMelanie]

@@BfdifanBfdifan did you just tell me to dislike your school?

[@alpha_wolf220]

9:49 at multiple points in time, my sister and my brother get into flame wars, literally they make home made flame throwers and chase each other around. i envy them, because at least they do this shit when provoked and could see it coming, me on the other hand...

[@SupersuMC]

...how does one make a homemade flamethrower? Asking for a friend.

[@alpha_wolf220]

@@SupersuMC get a lighter and a can of deodorant, spray the deodorant on the fire

[@HuTao-and-Furina-Simp]

1:15 *pulls out nuke* "bishes if im going down everyone coming down with me"

[@quickerster]

0:37 berry steakfries gotta be one of the best childhood gaming characters

[@PineapplesSpaghetti]

10:21 is probably the most relatable thing I’ve ever read. Got into an argument with my mom last night over looking up how to knock someone out for a fanfic

[@GoldenFenrir]

6:35 Yeah and that was stupid plot of Age of Ultron. Dude was alive for 28 seconds before he decided yeah i gotta kill everyone so they stop killing each other.

[@ltstheprogamer]

That Man from Jetpack Joyride 💀

[@BfdifanBfdifan]

This is joe 😀he do not like ixl and the collett school make him do it for 3hours all day 😭 bob is sad please go on Google maps and leave it a one ⭐ bob will be happy

[@DuskyDoesStuffff]

"Stop crying" is foul bro 😭😭🙉😭😭😭

[@i.is.kid.]

9:38 the gray blue raspberry Arnold Palmer

[@mr.friday8935]

This video got me giggling, great job👍

[@Rainbowfox4]

13:29 if that isn’t called “Project Cupid” I’m going to get pissed!

[@nathansteinberg8790]

Wait so in an alternate universe a bug lands on me grows giant legs and wraps around me

[@GodlyNugget]

THE MAN IS HERE YESSIR even tho it’s only been a day😂

[@bread8439]

12:06 I'm was eating rice crispies as I was watching this and I got scared for a second cuz I thought you stole them

[@glekreal]

4:29 _Tip: "if you play duo coop mode boss rewards will be shared between players 50/50"_

[@K3iwk0]

6:59 did anyone else notice their username is danganronpa lol With the ‘hope is everything’ username and Nagito profile picture it obviously means it’s Nagito and Nagito probably would ask for a pregnant mario cake just to make someone cry

[@PaxtonPackman]

For our snake lovers out there, could you make a compilation of snake memes? Love the content man keep it up!

[@dbmaster46446]

0:46 GTA when you lost connection, your char became an NPC that just walks away

[@Megs24theJokerQueen]

there's still a chance William Dafoe could play the Joker or someone impersonating the joker he said he's interested in taking on the role

[@speedpaintanimations4126]

The dogs name is "farmed, sliced, baked and flavored potatos"

[@NdogsDogSPUD]

0:35 " thanks for doing me this favor. I always wanting this to be how i die."

[@Bacon17855]

7:10 bro the leaning tower git me rolling 💀💀💀💀💀

[@ifoundameme]

"Now they are Uncle Ben"😂💔

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

I summon “how the duck are you gonna jump me if I AM every weapon. And am also on another planet.”

[@Yorkshireteabagofdestruc-hl5tu]

Not me having the same thanos conversation The other day.

[@HarrierHawk-iq5ik]

mcdonald? place to watch whales? i usually go to a place called walmart to do that.

[@babymama406]

My gangster name is “Grey Coffee”. Somehow I don’t think I’m gonna be taken seriously.

[@avocadofingers9645]

My name is White Water

[@avocadofingers9645]

Actually, Water White

[@gingershellkittens6620]

Mine is brown water...

[@babymama406]

@@gingershellkittens6620 lol. Okay, I’m not sad about mine anymore. No, mine isn’t cool or catchy, but yours sounds like an outright insult. That’s hilarious.

[@gingershellkittens6620]

@@babymama406 Ikr! Lol

[@Fogy44]

Once my mom accidentally let a hamster out in the living room. While trying to pick him back up, he bit her, and she got so scared that she threw him directly at the fireplace that had a fire going. The hamster lived, but it was forever traumatized.

[@blaine1234]

if my gangster name is my shirt color and the last thing i drank my name would be camouflage water 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@さくらs]

11:22 DAMMMM THATS FOUL

[@johnwicked1132]

fr, with those two posts he won a free train ride to hell

[@1dfr33]

If it all was a game it would explain cancer starts or starving child starts. Just challenge runs.

[@Wierd_Loco_Steam_Works]

2:26 He is the airbag.

[@florian2442]

The Ikea one was great Also "Woo one for the boys!" haha

[@picklelikespizza]

Cheese is a delicious and versatile food that has been enjoyed by humans for thousands of years. It is made by curdling milk and separating the solid curds from the liquid whey. The curds are then typically pressed and aged to develop flavor and texture. There are hundreds of different types of cheese, each with its own unique flavor, texture, and aroma. Cheese can be made from the milk of cows, goats, sheep, buffalo, and even camels. The type of milk used, as well as the region in which the cheese is made, can greatly impact its taste and texture. One of the most popular types of cheese is cheddar, which is typically made from cow's milk. Cheddar has a sharp and tangy flavor that becomes more pronounced with age. It can be grated, melted, or eaten on its own as a snack. Another popular cheese is brie, which is a soft and creamy cheese made from cow's milk. Brie has a mild and buttery flavor and is often served with crackers or bread. Other popular types of cheese include gouda, which is a semi-hard cheese with a nutty flavor; feta, which is a crumbly cheese made from sheep's milk and has a tangy flavor; and blue cheese, which is a moldy cheese with a pungent flavor and distinctive blue veins running through it. In addition to these traditional types of cheese, there are also many artisanal and specialty cheeses that are gaining popularity. These cheeses are often made in small batches and aged for longer periods of time to develop complex flavors and textures. Some examples of specialty cheeses include Parmigiano-Reggiano, a hard and nutty cheese from Italy; Manchego, a firm and nutty cheese from Spain; and Roquefort, a tangy and creamy blue cheese from France. One of the factors that can greatly impact the flavor and texture of cheese is the aging process. Some cheeses are aged for just a few weeks, while others are aged for several years. During the aging process, the cheese can develop a range of flavors, from mild and buttery to sharp and tangy. The texture of the cheese can also change, becoming more crumbly, creamy, or even grainy as it ages. In addition to its delicious flavor and texture, cheese is also a nutritious food. It is a good source of protein, calcium, and other important nutrients. However, it is also high in fat and calories, so it should be enjoyed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Cheese is a versatile ingredient that can be used in a wide range of dishes. It can be grated over pasta or pizza, melted into a sandwich or burger, or served on a cheese board with crackers and fruit. Cheese can also be used to add flavor and richness to soups, sauces, and dips. Overall, cheese is a delicious and versatile food that has been enjoyed by humans for thousands of years. With so many different types and flavors to choose from, there is a cheese to suit every taste preference. Whether eaten on its own or used as an ingredient in a recipe, cheese is sure to add flavor and texture to any dish.

[@lucasricardou]

I love the flow that you're putting up here. Btw, could you aldo write something about the cultural dimension of cheese ?

[@picklelikespizza]

@@lucasricardou Sure! Here's a detailed list describing the many dimensions and universes cheese can be found in. While cheese may seem like a simple food, it actually exists in many universes and dimensions. From the type of milk used to the aging process and cultural traditions, each dimension adds a unique element to the complex world of cheese. Milk Universe: The type of milk used to make cheese is a key dimension that determines its flavor and texture. Cow's milk is the most common milk used for cheese-making, but cheese can also be made from goat, sheep, buffalo, and even camel milk. Each type of milk has its own unique flavor and characteristics, and some people may even have a preference for a certain type of milk. Cheese Universe: Cheese also exists in many different forms and types. From fresh cheese like ricotta and mozzarella to hard, aged cheese like cheddar and Parmesan, there are countless varieties of cheese to choose from. Each type of cheese has its own unique flavor, texture, and cultural traditions that make it special. Aging Universe: The aging process is another dimension that influences the flavor and texture of cheese. Cheese can be aged for just a few days, or for several years, resulting in a wide range of flavors and textures. The aging process also affects the appearance of the cheese, with some cheeses developing a natural rind or mold during the aging process. Flavor Universe: The flavor of cheese is also affected by the addition of various ingredients and flavorings. For example, herbs, spices, and even fruits and nuts can be added to cheese to create new and unique flavors. Smoked cheese is another popular variation that adds a rich, smoky flavor to the cheese. Cultural Universe: Cheese also exists within cultural traditions and cuisines around the world. Each culture has its own unique way of making and consuming cheese, and cheese plays an important role in many traditional dishes. For example, feta cheese is a staple in Greek cuisine, while queso fresco is commonly used in Mexican cuisine. Artisan Universe: Finally, cheese can exist in the artisanal universe, where small-batch, handmade cheeses are created using traditional methods. Artisanal cheeses are often made by skilled cheese-makers who are passionate about their craft, and they may use unique ingredients and techniques to create cheeses that are truly one-of-a-kind. In conclusion, cheese is a food that exists in many universes and dimensions, each adding a unique element to the complex world of cheese. From the type of milk used to the aging process, flavorings, cultural traditions, and artisanal methods, cheese is a food that can be enjoyed in countless forms and varieties. Whether you prefer a mild, creamy cheese or a sharp, aged variety, there is a cheese out there for everyone to enjoy.

[@mtmq8137]

Can we buy machines that can make cheese

[@blebblubbleb]

Mmm chez

[@lucasricardou]

@@picklelikespizza nice. Thanks !

[@sugarplum3338]

16:14 plot twist that is what the Suicide hotline knew what was going to happen and it was a smart move.

[@matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330]

0:00 The grind never ends. Or death is not an excuse to stop

[@fireblaze8491]

2:24 Lmao that's usain bolts top speed

[@monsterjambrony]

3:43 how come every time I see this meme I’m using toilet paper?

[@Spooksreal]

9:41 my gangster name would be white water. Y'all know the connection 💀💀💀💀

[@YourRich-Friend]

20:38 My humour is more broken then the grandma who fell down the stairs

[@salmonrunsalmon]

My gangster name would be Yellow Coke 😭😭😭

[@2l84me8]

16:45 I laughed way too hard at this.

[@jirehhernandez9530]

8:15 made me laugh so hard

[@dragonsfire286]

I looked up to see if the news post of Woody being openly bisexual was real Oh sweet Jesus it was

[@Jupiter-T]

No way I thought that was just memes

[@Jupiter-T]

After some searching, it seems that the article is real, but the site NPC Daily that posted it is a satire site, so the article was written to be sarcastic.

[@genderless-moth666]

My gangster name is "grey water" and I bet no ones takes me serious

[@avocadofingers9645]

It's not as bad as white water I'll just be called milk

[@Packing_Fire]

I have never seen a more average british guy.

[@zygundam]

blocky toppy is crazy💀

[@thepro6794]

The code to all the nukes in the world 1:09 if I’m not surviving then nobody else that jumps me is

[@yeeter8121]

this man sounds like the guy to order a nothing burger and be mad when he gets nothing other than the buns

[@amandabrawley2872]

My gangster name would be lil green rootbear

[@deadshot-snipe4070]

i was once in a bible study and our pastor asked my fellow churchgoers: who wants to go to heaven, everyone was expected to raise their hand that was until our pastor showed his gun.

[@Dinorideshorses]

1:12 A camera

[@Rekonised]

Now search "How much force does it take to dent a human sku" and first recommended is dent a human skull with a can of pepsi.

[@ThatOneJellyBean]

9:01 is actually sad

[@mushroomy9899]

My gangster name is skin water.

[@itamareizikovich]

I just imagine that scene from Willy Wonka when he says "I know a worst one" every time I see a meme like this. 1:05

[@TheMythicalGrape]

As a comment i can confirm this was cursed

[@rice2659]

9:41 Blue water 😂😂