Cut For Time: Female Sea Captains - SNL

[@Petrichorscreen]

Lady Gaga's acting is so charming, who knew she was so natural at it. :)

[@celticdude234]

She's the star of season 5 of American Horror Story...and the aptly titled "A Star is Born"

[@crissaacrookss]

@@celticdude234 who knew?! 😆😆😆

[@opheliavalentine6058]

She was a theater kid in high school

[@Frost64]

she knew since she was a teen lol

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Everyone

[@RiordanLadyGaga]

Gaga saying "work bitch" throughout the catwalk plank section. BRITNEY COLLAB

[@danmanbotgaming2276]

+Riordan Pett I never noticed

[@shawndamccormick278]

I never noticed that either, it's really faint but she damn sure does! 😂🤣😂

[@BreaMason]

Catwalk the plank was genius

[@yoda908]

Had to have been Spade's idea

[@freedapeeple4049]

The whole thing was genius. I can't understand why they would cut it from the broadcast. They should have cut something else. But at least we still got to see it...

[@veghead05]

Facts 😭

[@nicku2584]

Wild Side wym spade? Is that David spades son?

[@skeetermcswagger0U812]

What was really funny is the water splashed from the opposit side of the catwalk that he jumped!!!LOL!

[@amaliaputri6537]

lost it at "shiver me tampons" XD

[@namk19]

I’m pretty sure Aidy wrote that line in

[@jjjnaturalmom]

I literally started dying when aidy said that.

[@mw33tarot22]

That was the point I became certain this sketch wasn't going to be funny.

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

XDDDD

[@dethbreth8]

20,000 Leagues of Their Own

[@rolivas303]

Captain Something nailed it

[@jaredt.murphy8257]

There's no crying in sailing.

[@Strogman25]

I'm sorry, is your profile pic pansexual Zenyatta?

[@camilahincapieb]

I love Gaga’s facial expressions 🤣❤️

[@armancho76]

and Kate grew a beard 😂😂

[@jjbudinski8486]

Lady Gaga and Adam Driver should do a week together, they are both insanely committed to characters

[@julz3tt3]

"I'm so overboard" Kate with a beard and Lady gaga, brilliant skit

[@Magooch86]

"Labia fine catch indeed!" I don't think anyone in the audience caught that wordplay

[@punkyfunkster1954]

I don't think anyone wanted to

[@CanItAlready]

Magooch86 She said "they be a fine catch, indeed."

[@joetowers4804]

It's not funny, that's all.

[@freedapeeple4049]

ave a good look at it again. She says "they be a" not "labia"

[@krashd]

Because it wasn't word play, you misheard something in a way that made no sense.

[@ellllllo77]

Gaga has beautiful eyes

[@Jayjee762]

Gaga has beautiful everything

[@ellllllo77]

I wouldn't go that far

[@ellllllo77]

that's part of what make her the above and beyond performer that she is

[@kikutaeiji]

Patrick Moreira I agree

[@charlisangel658]

Patrick Moreira no she has beautiful face not only eyes

[@wikstr18]

I've never thought Gaga was such a great actress

[@morrisoniice]

she did take acting before she was a singer so it's no surprise. :)

[@Jayess-c]

Victor, cause Wiktor is not enough Strzelczyk never seen American horror story?

[@belforio]

She totally nailed it :)

[@helenosa5621]

I had to read this comment to recognize her. Fine actress indeed.

[@michelleperry7774]

& now everyone knows *wink wink* astarisborn

[@iisabelt]

"SHIVER ME TAMPONS" this is totally happening.

[@simonjenkin]

she's having SO much fun, it's adorable

[@YodatheHobbit]

Gaga must've been on a tight schedule to change to perform or something with them whisking her away before the camera even cut.

[@michaelfox933]

Did they film this in the studio or out at sea??? And how they get the whales to act??? Amazing!!

[@NoBullFitness]

That’s Aidy.

[@saira_6151]

And how did they find the fine mermans??

[@YTEdy]

And how long did it take Kate McKinnon to grow a beard?

[@ianthisrobot9614]

@@YTEdy the World May Never Know

[@michele530]

LoL

[@idunrudemo]

"I'm so overboard!" I have lost my ability to even😂😂😂

[@jonnuanez2843]

Lady Gaga really does a good job in all her snl acting spots. Is there a chance she will do more acting in the future?

[@EricaGamet]

She's in an upcoming movie, actually. A remake of "A Star is Born."

[@martind349]

No.

[@cindyslavik5391]

bingo 👍🏼

[@skinsey85]

I'm from the future and yes... although her last project left a lot to be desired lol

[@haus.oflina]

Yes, now she‘s acting for Joker 2 and 2021 for House Of Gucci, she also did A Star Is Born, Machete Kill, Sin City 2 and American Horror Story :)

[@lukasnovella9001]

*MOBY PUSS!!!* that part was amazing. Also “I’m so overboard”

[@samimotag]

"They are not good long term prospects" 😂

[@tinajeppesen5948]

Ha that’s the only thing I thought was funny at all n this video seems an unpopular opinion I didn’t think this was funny otherwise?!?!?

[@EbenWatson]

"MOBBY PUSS!" hahahahahahahahahaha i died when i heard that!!!

[@IdleDan]

I didn't realize this was Gaga until the very end

[@HGChaosNL]

"Shiver Me Tampons" I LITERALLY LOST IT!!🤣😂🤣

[@Stephen-rw8ov]

"...Girl, you gave me a straight-up fishbone." 1:44 Too funny!!!

[@KronStaro]

boner

[@susan2299]

Never been much of a gaga fan but my god she was brilliant in every sketch she was in. Makes me wonder if she can act for real, she has such charisma and presence she could have a serious acting career if she can indeed act

[@xavierdeleon7499]

and now shes a movie star

[@Blakeswaze357]

We miss u Nasim

[@robertpryor7225]

She ahight

[@lesbihonestwearenotstraigh1096]

Soooooo much

[@georgevarughese4886]

Yes she was so good in this show.

[@wynn6240]

These Lady Gaga videos introduced me to SNL, I’m so happy

[@shawndamccormick278]

I have to come back to all of Lady Gaga's sketches every few years. This time it was "what the hell is happening with your face?”!

[@JoeSnodgrassworks]

This was actually pretty great. Lady Gaga did some great acting, too.

[@MarinaAndTheDevil]

I NEED THIS TO BE A TV SHOW

[@myeyelashflewoff]

Marina and The Devil QUEEN HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@maksim_tak]

OMG Are you a little monster too, mama?

[@ivanovichguchkov2413]

I need SNL to not be a tv show

[@vermithraxpejorative7387]

Then don't watch, Ivan.

[@ivanovichguchkov2413]

Vermithrax Pejorative but I get paid to

[@sofiabarrera4674]

"shiver me tampons" is such an underrated line

[@BazColne]

What a lot of talent, all on one deck.

[@benjidanet]

Catwalk the plank !

[@FoxAttaak]

Lady Gaga's sea captain is great, she always does great in every sketch I've seen her in. And the whale kiss killed me.

[@BeaTheBear28]

I'm gonna start saying 'Shiver me tampons'

[@robertpryor7225]

Please do

[@robertpryor7225]

@I am no one neither R you - i sent that 5 yr. ago, slow wi-fi

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

All the whale products are important

[@TheeSocialPariah]

Not Aidy

[@Bleacher22]

I watch these old SNL clips and realize it was years with my favorite SNL cast members and the can leave any any time soon.

[@awalsaani9321]

4:03 Moby Pus... I’m dying 😂

[@christianalexander3384]

such a good sketch omg I wish they brought this back for another guest

[@simonhbrooke]

Well, the cast and the art department showed up at least.

[@hd-xc2lz]

Agreed. Seems the script could have used a few more rewrites, and a little more story.

[@sha11235]

That's the problem with this stupid show. The writers don't show up.

[@shawnr7730]

The gay guy should have been more over the top..would have made this skit gold!

[@sha11235]

That's what usually happens. It's the writing that sucks.

[@joeuser2360]

At least they had the wisdom to cut it from the line up.

[@nebulousisgod]

“Shiver me tampons” is the greatest line ever

[@adamwalpole9399]

Is Gaga saying "Work Bitch"? Yay! Britney Promo!

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

That little dude on the board lmao. I died 🤣🤣🤣

[@danielle2066]

Lady Gaga is a natural born pirate! Love her 🥰🐾

[@TheCappucine]

kate mckinnon is still beautiful with a beard

[@robertpryor7225]

She ahight

[@joetowers4804]

Her beard was clearly more effeminate thsn her.

[@aquamarine99911]

Although I have to admit, her accent wasn't as clearly a cut above the others as it usually is. Not a transcendent performance from her, but the others did such a good job. Hard to believe this didn't make the cut that week.

[@AudieHolland]

Very tough looking. She reminded me of "Das Boot."

[@ac077]

😂 yes absolutely

[@Floggy87]

Loved Gaga on SNL! She was amazing! :D

[@robertpryor7225]

She ahight

[@belforio]

"uh..yeah...but it's been four days!" LMAO!!!!

[@droid327]

I love that the one merman is a Boston townie, since they're off Cape Cod...:D

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

LOL. jesus Stefanie Killed it.

[@sreyashpaikray2642]

I would pay to see a series about this

[@DeadMemesAndWeirdDreams]

Kate McKinnon steals every sketch she's in and I love it

[@unionjobs6677]

Love this entire cast, and Gaga!

[@emmamcbride1782]

SHIVER ME TAMPONS! 😂😂😂 IM DEAD! LOL

[@seanpaulcurran]

If Gaga ever wanted to be a cast member on SNL ...... shes got the variety !

[@DubZeibel]

Didn't I love Gaga's work as a musician, I'd suggest her to join the SNL cast. She was great, could easily pursue a comedienne career anytime!

[@MsTivasa]

I'd love to see her act in movies! She's so good! Especially with her dialogue in her videos (marry the night) and how she gets sooo into character. Even her shows, which (I think) is a character. She's so talented!

[@jojopemb2218]

beth liebermann ur wish has been granted!

[@jturner405]

beth liebermann hopefully you got to see

[@ET-jv1wm]

Who else was hoping for a male Shud?

[@mr.skippy4898]

This deserves more likes

[@christophermayer6415]

Same

[@darthmosasaur4469]

Literally laughing out loud at this. What a delight.

[@judithjones9498]

this is the first time i have enjoyed something in 2yrs (going through a lot) anyway this skit was brilliant!!! thank you sooo much for posting. it's my go to from now on :-).

[@jamiekickaholeinthesky9513]

Hope life has gotten a lil better for you since

[@DS-xk6yr]

That was a welcome change from the usual SNL these days. Nicely done. "It's considered retro." lol.

[@Sumtinrandom]

"And then it started dating my ex-boyfriend!"

[@ncavlleguy]

And the Oscar goes to ….. Lady Gaga for best of everything and anything she’s FAAAABULOUS !!!!

[@cx1419]

here for gaga

[@blackmagician7645]

LOL😂Kate Mckinnon's beard reveal!

[@KevinBiedrzycki1]

Oh my god that was great! I love her comedic side!

[@samanthagreen576]

Lady gaga looks like she's having so much fricking fun, made the skit even more enjoyable to watch :)

[@Seagoatsunday]

I live in Alaska,..this actually happens ALL the time!

[@jordanwilliamsss]

I adore Lady Gaga so much. Everything she does it a work of art.

[@CanItAlready]

"Quick! Let's a classic she shanty to help us forget them." At first I thought Nasim had flubbed her line. 🤦

[@DJJezzebella]

The eye patch is so retro & 1831 and "Brought to you by L'Oreal beards" was the best parts.

[@qw12re43]

Gaga's so cute :3

[@robertpryor7225]

She ahight

[@no_peace]

Aidy's victrola face and the pirate skinny jeans are killing me

[@BlueTemplar15]

I found the lack of sea men disturbing. Digging that beard though...

[@robertpryor7225]

Sea men, I should have thought of that!

[@RobertMorgan34]

Lady Gaga preparing for her role in A STARRRRRR IS BORN.

[@KajdaAl]

Aidy is always killing it!!! XDDDDD

[@shawnuel]

Yup. Next to Cecily, Gaga, Nasim, Vanessa and Kate, she’s the best one in the sketch.

[@cinammondream]

This may just be the best thing I have ever seen.

[@daltysmilth]

This seems less like an actual sketch and more like a 30 Rock parody of a sketch.

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

Shiver me tampons is aidys best line ever

[@Hunter00000]

3:01-3:18 That whole part filled my dark soul with life. Also what are the names of the one who jumped and the merman on the right?

[@vparker1543]

Merman on the right is Brooks Wheelan (hubba hubba) and John Milhiser was the plank walker.

[@Hunter00000]

Thank you!

[@johnnoodles2155]

Suigetsu - Yeah, that's the only part i watch when re-visiting this video! Can't watch the rest 'cause it gets me SO over bored...

[@tkell31]

Lady Gaga is amazing. Seemed so natural.

[@jakeotajovic1532]

Okay, that was a really good skit! If you have cut skits like this then the writing must be really good!

[@Ambienceaudioss]

They should do a skit like this except the punchline is that there’s just one woman who’s like insanely hot and desirable and not at all affected by the sea life.

[@mariasalem2971]

THE most GLORIOUS cast

[@aqeducate8303]

this must be a full movie

[@PallidTrash]

"You like what you see girl"!

[@mandaleigh5249]

How have I never come across this until just today?! 😂

[@babayevsky]

GAGAAAAAAA

[@nyctori]

don't know about sea captains, but there were actually quite a few female pirates,, one of the most successful pirates I've heard about was a woman who was the very definition of badass

[@mayadg16]

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING WITH YOUR FACE??!! XD

[@jimmyarmijo792]

When the stoaway jumps off the plank, the water splash is two feet to his right! Lol 😅

[@mariolabeouf1120]

Damn, the black merman IS HOT AF. I have watched this like 8-9 times just to see him lol

[@JohnSmith-iy7gc]

Mario Labeouf his name is jay pharaoh in case your still interested

[@keisreeman]

daddyrichten tell that to Chuck Connors

[@robertpryor7225]

Get some, dude!

[@zachstanford6029]

Mr March - Darling I love it when you talk sailor to me . 😂😂😂

[@user-nh7vn9oc3i]

lady gaga is actually pretty without all that costumer

[@aristotembombokatomb]

‎ ‎ do you mean costumes?

[@user-nh7vn9oc3i]

yeah, all the weird cloths

[@augustinemoloko1854]

Aris John lol

[@WhistleMeThis]

‎‎When she’s covered head to toe in a sea captain costume and wig...

[@aualga]

Honestly, and please don't take this the wrong way when I say this, I'm glad they cut this sketch. Why? Well, it's kind of like my opinion on Ghostbusters 2016. It's not that there are women involved, hell I'm all for women in comedy, the sketch on its own just isn't funny. My biggest criticism of this sketch is that it seems to rely on one joke: take something associated with sailing, pirates, etc, and put a female spin on it. Again, I'm not bashing the women in the sketch, I think they did a great job. It's just that there just simply wasn't much to this sketch.

[@daria9170]

This was funny, I ain't gonna lie hahaha

[@InnaVitamina777]

Always nice to see stuff I haven't seen but can see why it was cut...regardless, still cool

[@RuiOliveiraTV]

omg this is so ridiculous and funny xD

[@feurigerStern]

The dancing on the plank 😂

[@lucya4798]

Is it me or does lady gaga looks like Victoria from Revenge

[@garbeyge]

I live 4 revenge. bad they stopped it

[@lucya4798]

I know😭😭😭. They could've at least gave us a spinoff!

[@robertpryor7225]

U

[@chloeyu9043]

When the stowaway jumps off, the water splashes from the other side of the plank haha

[@georgedonaldson7220]

" shiver me tampons " lol

[@Mav3ricky]

I honestly love this.