Cut For Time: Female Sea Captains - SNL

Female sea captains (Lady Gaga, Aidy Bryant, Nasim Pedrad, Noel Wells, Vanessa Bayer, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong) abandon their feminine charms, set out on a voyage, resist the temptation of mermen and sing sea shanties. [Season 39, 2013]
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[@RiordanLadyGaga]

Gaga saying "work bitch" throughout the catwalk plank section. BRITNEY COLLAB

[@danmanbotgaming2276]

+Riordan Pett I never noticed

[@shawndamccormick278]

I never noticed that either, it's really faint but she damn sure does! 😂🤣😂

[@camilahincapieb]

I love Gaga’s facial expressions 🤣❤️

[@armancho76]

and Kate grew a beard 😂😂

[@amaliaputri6537]

lost it at "shiver me tampons" XD

[@namk19]

I’m pretty sure Aidy wrote that line in

[@jjjnaturalmom]

I literally started dying when aidy said that.

[@mw33tarot22]

That was the point I became certain this sketch wasn't going to be funny.

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

XDDDD

[@BreaMason]

Catwalk the plank was genius

[@yoda908]

Had to have been Spade's idea

[@freedapeeple4049]

The whole thing was genius. I can't understand why they would cut it from the broadcast. They should have cut something else. But at least we still got to see it...

[@veghead05]

Facts 😭

[@nicku2584]

Wild Side wym spade? Is that David spades son?

[@skeetermcswagger0U812]

What was really funny is the water splashed from the opposit side of the catwalk that he jumped!!!LOL!

[@featherface]

"MOBBY PUSS!" hahahahahahahahahaha i died when i heard that!!!

[@EonFigure]

Lady Gaga's acting is so charming, who knew she was so natural at it. :)

[@celticdude234]

She's the star of season 5 of American Horror Story...and the aptly titled "A Star is Born"

[@crissaacrookss]

@@celticdude234 who knew?! 😆😆😆

[@opheliavalentine6058]

She was a theater kid in high school

[@Frost64]

she knew since she was a teen lol

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Everyone

[@jjbudinski8486]

Lady Gaga and Adam Driver should do a week together, they are both insanely committed to characters

[@julz3tt3]

"I'm so overboard" Kate with a beard and Lady gaga, brilliant skit

[@snatchadams69]

"I thought we all agreed to abandon our feminine charm" "Yeah but its been 4 days"

[@phoule76]

We don't have time for this.

[@lukasnovella9001]

*MOBY PUSS!!!* that part was amazing. Also “I’m so overboard”

[@HGChaosNL]

"Shiver Me Tampons" I LITERALLY LOST IT!!🤣😂🤣

[@dethbreth8]

20,000 Leagues of Their Own

[@rolivas303]

Captain Something nailed it

[@jaredt.murphy8257]

There's no crying in sailing.

[@Strogman25]

I'm sorry, is your profile pic pansexual Zenyatta?

[@simonjenkin]

she's having SO much fun, it's adorable

[@idunrudemo]

"I'm so overboard!" I have lost my ability to even😂😂😂

[@samimotaghedi]

"They are not good long term prospects" 😂

[@tinajeppesen5948]

Ha that’s the only thing I thought was funny at all n this video seems an unpopular opinion I didn’t think this was funny otherwise?!?!?

[@Stephen-rw8ov]

"...Girl, you gave me a straight-up fishbone." 1:44 Too funny!!!

[@KronStaro]

boner

[@Magooch86]

"Labia fine catch indeed!" I don't think anyone in the audience caught that wordplay

[@punkyfunkster1954]

I don't think anyone wanted to

[@CanItAlready]

Magooch86 She said "they be a fine catch, indeed."

[@joetowers4804]

It's not funny, that's all.

[@freedapeeple4049]

ave a good look at it again. She says "they be a" not "labia"

[@krashd]

Because it wasn't word play, you misheard something in a way that made no sense.

[@iisabelt]

"SHIVER ME TAMPONS" this is totally happening.

[@wikstr18]

I've never thought Gaga was such a great actress

[@morrisoniice]

she did take acting before she was a singer so it's no surprise. :)

[@Jayess-c]

Victor, cause Wiktor is not enough Strzelczyk never seen American horror story?

[@belforio]

She totally nailed it :)

[@helenosa5621]

I had to read this comment to recognize her. Fine actress indeed.

[@michelleperry7774]

& now everyone knows *wink wink* astarisborn

[@ellllllo77]

Gaga has beautiful eyes

[@Jayjee762]

Gaga has beautiful everything

[@ellllllo77]

I wouldn't go that far

[@ellllllo77]

that's part of what make her the above and beyond performer that she is

[@kikutaeiji]

Patrick Moreira I agree

[@charlisangel658]

Patrick Moreira no she has beautiful face not only eyes

[@michaelfox933]

Did they film this in the studio or out at sea??? And how they get the whales to act??? Amazing!!

[@NoBullFitness]

That’s Aidy.

[@saira_6151]

And how did they find the fine mermans??

[@YTEdy]

And how long did it take Kate McKinnon to grow a beard?

[@ianthisrobot9614]

@@YTEdy the World May Never Know

[@michele530]

LoL

[@jonnuanez2843]

Lady Gaga really does a good job in all her snl acting spots. Is there a chance she will do more acting in the future?

[@EricaGamet]

She's in an upcoming movie, actually. A remake of "A Star is Born."

[@martind349]

No.

[@cindyslavik5391]

bingo 👍🏼

[@skinsey85]

I'm from the future and yes... although her last project left a lot to be desired lol

[@haus.oflina]

Yes, now she‘s acting for Joker 2 and 2021 for House Of Gucci, she also did A Star Is Born, Machete Kill, Sin City 2 and American Horror Story :)

[@YodatheHobbit]

Gaga must've been on a tight schedule to change to perform or something with them whisking her away before the camera even cut.

[@IdleDan]

I didn't realize this was Gaga until the very end

[@susan2299]

Never been much of a gaga fan but my god she was brilliant in every sketch she was in. Makes me wonder if she can act for real, she has such charisma and presence she could have a serious acting career if she can indeed act

[@xavierdeleon7499]

and now shes a movie star

[@wynn6240]

These Lady Gaga videos introduced me to SNL, I’m so happy

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

That little dude on the board lmao. I died 🤣🤣🤣

[@sofiabarrera4674]

"shiver me tampons" is such an underrated line

[@BazColne]

What a lot of talent, all on one deck.

[@awalsaani9321]

4:03 Moby Pus... I’m dying 😂

[@shawndamccormick278]

I have to come back to all of Lady Gaga's sketches every few years. This time it was "what the hell is happening with your face?”!

[@Blakeswaze357]

We miss u Nasim

[@robertpryor7225]

She ahight

[@lesbihonestwearenotstraigh1096]

Soooooo much

[@georgevarughese4886]

Yes she was so good in this show.

[@benjidanet]

Catwalk the plank !

[@belforio]

"uh..yeah...but it's been four days!" LMAO!!!!

[@JoeSnodgrassworks]

This was actually pretty great. Lady Gaga did some great acting, too.

[@MarinaAndTheDevil]

I NEED THIS TO BE A TV SHOW

[@myeyelashflewoff]

Marina and The Devil QUEEN HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@maksim_tak]

OMG Are you a little monster too, mama?

[@ivanovichguchkov2413]

I need SNL to not be a tv show

[@vermithraxpejorative7387]

Then don't watch, Ivan.

[@ivanovichguchkov2413]

Vermithrax Pejorative but I get paid to

[@adamwalpole9399]

Is Gaga saying "Work Bitch"? Yay! Britney Promo!

[@killpandakill]

hahahah "I'm so overboard"!!! what a great skit

[@emmamcbride1782]

SHIVER ME TAMPONS! 😂😂😂 IM DEAD! LOL

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

LOL. jesus Stefanie Killed it.

[@FoxAttaak]

Lady Gaga's sea captain is great, she always does great in every sketch I've seen her in. And the whale kiss killed me.

[@nebulousisgod]

“Shiver me tampons” is the greatest line ever

[@BeaTheBear28]

I'm gonna start saying 'Shiver me tampons'

[@robertpryor7225]

Please do

[@robertpryor7225]

@I am no one neither R you - i sent that 5 yr. ago, slow wi-fi

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

Shiver me tampons is aidys best line ever

[@danielle2066]

Lady Gaga is a natural born pirate! Love her 🥰🐾

[@darthmosasaur4469]

Literally laughing out loud at this. What a delight.

[@Floggy87]

Loved Gaga on SNL! She was amazing! :D

[@robertpryor7225]

She ahight

[@christianalexander3384]

such a good sketch omg I wish they brought this back for another guest

[@unionjobs6677]

Love this entire cast, and Gaga!

[@KevinBiedrzycki1]

Oh my god that was great! I love her comedic side!

[@Bleacher22]

I watch these old SNL clips and realize it was years with my favorite SNL cast members and the can leave any any time soon.

[@blackmagician7645]

LOL😂Kate Mckinnon's beard reveal!

[@droid327]

I love that the one merman is a Boston townie, since they're off Cape Cod...:D

[@simonhbrooke]

Well, the cast and the art department showed up at least.

[@hd-xc2lz]

Agreed. Seems the script could have used a few more rewrites, and a little more story.

[@sha11235]

That's the problem with this stupid show. The writers don't show up.

[@shawnr7730]

The gay guy should have been more over the top..would have made this skit gold!

[@sha11235]

That's what usually happens. It's the writing that sucks.

[@joeuser2360]

At least they had the wisdom to cut it from the line up.

[@sreyashpaikray2642]

I would pay to see a series about this

[@DS-xk6yr]

That was a welcome change from the usual SNL these days. Nicely done. "It's considered retro." lol.

[@judithjones9498]

this is the first time i have enjoyed something in 2yrs (going through a lot) anyway this skit was brilliant!!! thank you sooo much for posting. it's my go to from now on :-).

[@jamiekickaholeinthesky9513]

Hope life has gotten a lil better for you since

[@mariasalem2971]

THE most GLORIOUS cast

[@cinammondream]

This may just be the best thing I have ever seen.

[@zachstanford6029]

Mr March - Darling I love it when you talk sailor to me . 😂😂😂

[@mincrafter98]

Kate McKinnon steals every sketch she's in and I love it

[@seanpaulcurran]

If Gaga ever wanted to be a cast member on SNL ...... shes got the variety !

[@feurigerStern]

The dancing on the plank 😂

[@mandaleigh5249]

How have I never come across this until just today?! 😂

[@georgedonaldson7220]

" shiver me tampons " lol

[@qw12re43]

Gaga's so cute :3

[@robertpryor7225]

She ahight

[@Mav3ricky]

I honestly love this.

[@raqueldeshow9678]

"It's considered retro" hahahaha

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

All the whale products are important

[@TheeSocialPariah]

Not Aidy

[@KajdaAl]

Aidy is always killing it!!! XDDDDD

[@shawnuel]

Yup. Next to Cecily, Gaga, Nasim, Vanessa and Kate, she’s the best one in the sketch.

[@Seagoatsunday]

I live in Alaska,..this actually happens ALL the time!

[@kaitlynf6684]

Why was this cut it’s amazing?!?

[@aqeducate8303]

this must be a full movie

[@PallidTrash]

"You like what you see girl"!

[@DJJezzebella]

The eye patch is so retro & 1831 and "Brought to you by L'Oreal beards" was the best parts.

[@kcuhc84]

Gentleman Bonkers does a good performance here me hearties.

[@Sumtinrandom]

"And then it started dating my ex-boyfriend!"

[@TheCappucine]

kate mckinnon is still beautiful with a beard

[@robertpryor7225]

She ahight

[@joetowers4804]

Her beard was clearly more effeminate thsn her.

[@aquamarine99911]

Although I have to admit, her accent wasn't as clearly a cut above the others as it usually is. Not a transcendent performance from her, but the others did such a good job. Hard to believe this didn't make the cut that week.

[@AudieHolland]

Very tough looking. She reminded me of "Das Boot."

[@ac077]

😂 yes absolutely

[@chloeyu9043]

When the stowaway jumps off, the water splashes from the other side of the plank haha

[@johnmichael4641]

I love this video! :-D

[@cx1419]

here for gaga

[@RuiOliveiraTV]

omg this is so ridiculous and funny xD

[@tkell31]

Lady Gaga is amazing. Seemed so natural.

[@louisalectube]

Lady Gaga as an old sea captain, frickin' hilarious! X-D

[@babayevsky]

GAGAAAAAAA

[@jakeotajovic1532]

Okay, that was a really good skit! If you have cut skits like this then the writing must be really good!

[@jimmyarmijo792]

When the stoaway jumps off the plank, the water splash is two feet to his right! Lol 😅

[@ncavlleguy]

And the Oscar goes to ….. Lady Gaga for best of everything and anything she’s FAAAABULOUS !!!!

[@ET-jv1wm]

Who else was hoping for a male Shud?

[@mr.skippy4898]

This deserves more likes

[@christophermayer6415]

Same

[@daria9170]

This was funny, I ain't gonna lie hahaha

[@InnaVitamina777]

Always nice to see stuff I haven't seen but can see why it was cut...regardless, still cool

[@GagasMonster222]

Oh gaga ily hahahahah

[@joshuahodges4280]

Shiver me tampons xD

[@Hunter00000]

3:01-3:18 That whole part filled my dark soul with life. Also what are the names of the one who jumped and the merman on the right?

[@vparker1543]

Merman on the right is Brooks Wheelan (hubba hubba) and John Milhiser was the plank walker.

[@Hunter00000]

Thank you!

[@johnnoodles2155]

Suigetsu - Yeah, that's the only part i watch when re-visiting this video! Can't watch the rest 'cause it gets me SO over bored...

[@no_peace]

Aidy's victrola face and the pirate skinny jeans are killing me

[@BoRaiChoWins]

Why was that cut. That was amazing

[@brittanyhodge736]

“What the hell is happening with your face?!” I died. Kate is still sexy even with a beard.

[@daltysmilth]

This seems less like an actual sketch and more like a 30 Rock parody of a sketch.

[@TheNormanmurk]

Awww the girls were all sooooo cute!

[@Epechiulis]

They have some free-time :D such a thing, wow, it blows away