Dad Reacts To Olivia Rodrigo's Drivers License

[@nb7524]

“You have to understand the difference between emotional co-dependence and actual love. That’s a confusion that explains most of pop music”. Matt REALLY called it on that one.

[@agnesr.4664]

That was suuuuch a mic drop moment!!

[@MrVara411]

YES. I replayed it to myself like 3 times to let it sink in. Very, very true.

[@codyritner3826]

All I could think of was Taylor swift when he said that.

[@fu7724]

@@MrVara411 can anyone explain the difference? If someone is in a relationship with someone how does co dependence differ? how would someone tell?

[@burtreynolds8030]

@@fu7724 I think he is trying to say that modern pop music is a lot about love but it’s not actually love they show, the music equates emotion co-dependence with love, and they just aren’t the same thing, real love is rare and I don’t think any high school kid has ever truly loved their high school relationships, aside from the rare high school sweathearts that make it last

[@leemarshal3329]

I'm 19. I've just come off the back of a pretty rough breakup. I've been feeling very much like Olivia did. But, amazingly, Matt's tough love helped. My parents have told me similar stuff but I've always just got angry with them. Somehow, Matt just gave every heartbroken teenager the best parental pep talk of their lives.

[@scottymackay1801]

Your parents are right, of course. Because they've already lived it.

[@silashurd3597]

@NewbieDad truth brother. Truth

[@agnesr.4664]

I had my first relationship at 26, it lasted only a few months. It was a very hard break up for me as this was serious to me. One thing that helped me to get over it was my friend lovingly saying: Trust me, you'll get over it someday. I did. And her advice was better then any pity I received.

[@kumatanuki]

I wish this video was around when I was 16. My first boyfriend proposed and I didn't know he didn't understand what that meant. I told him he was crazy for asking me (he cried), and I still didn't leave him 💀.

[@Satan666Official]

@@scottymackay1801 There is definitely exceptions. But NO one loves you like your GRANDparents though. They always had my back.

[@Abby-th2or]

“How many pedestrians have been flattened like pancakes by teenage girls crying?”😂😂 I am a teenage girl and this is genuinely hilarious

[@Rico401Prov]

I hope you take his advice and not worry about guys to make you happy. Worry about building a future for yourself where you can make yourself proud

[@luluwoods6389]

One too many

[@MrArjanOskam]

​@@Rico401Prov I mean same for guys too. You should NEVER drive while having an emotional breakdown.

[@Jay-777-p4p]

Haha 😂

[@Aly9315]

Yeah and look how foggy her windshield was. There's no way she really could see where she was going

[@LH-Oz]

“I know he said forever, he’s a junior in high school. Forever for him is like until fifth period”. I just sprayed my coffee over everything...😆

[@cherylcogan3542]

That's why you don't drink coffee when listening to Matt Walsh 😄. Hope you didn't ruin your computer... 😬

[@puichiung2959]

Well, Olivia is singing from point of view of a teenager herself, so not surprising.

[@Zetetic_Method]

Why did you tell us that- especially WHEN ID BET MY LIFE THAT IT DIDNT HAPPEN. YOU really need attention that badly??

[@calebblack3199]

I hope you spit out the coffee in awe of my queen Olivia's voice

[@markholton4663]

Lol

[@philipmadden7013]

Note: This girl just got her driver's license and is already driving down the middle of the road. Dad might want to think twice about letting her borrow the car next time.

[@duckl1y380]

Lmao

[@anewstart23]

"this is taking a dark turn actually....", i thought he was finally gonna acknowledge her teenage heartbreak, but then he went "this is stalking" I LAUGHEDD

[@sethdon1100]

I mean it technically is. Be like broke up with me and now ‘I drive alone past your street’. Yeah, I don’t think they live on the same street - heck, I don’t think they even live in the same neighborhood. Yeah I stand with Matt on this one. Pretend Olivia was a boy and there will be so much backlash.

[@andremwansa3596]

😅

[@goldyhae1749]

@@sethdon1100 True

[@vish6806]

Ikrrr

[@hydrofrolicwildflower3393]

@@sethdon1100 FRR

[@bridgetbogan1670]

"You're like 16... You'll love someone else like 45 seconds from now." C R Y I N G XD

[@cokiecat1013]

i read this as he said it LMAO

[@QaIeb]

i thought he was gonna be reacting to someone's actual drivers license

[@marissasf7196]

😂😂me too😂😂

[@lettuceinn9515]

Yeah same here. Lol

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

HEhehe!!😂 Me too!!🤣 Doh!!

[@nickynicks_]

Haha same!! I'm a teen myself and I've never heard of that song or of that Rodrigo girl, so I was just coming into this thinking the title was literal

[@scottshanahan3827]

Same

[@cipher88101]

"What kind of teenager is this depressed after getting their driver's license?" The man makes a solid point, that point made me spit my soda out laughing, but that's incidental.

[@richd2121]

"I didn't have an existential crisis in a car until a month ago." and this from a guy that literally used to do his job from his car. Matt Walsh is truly a national treasure.

[@bighands69]

Your a man so it does not count. If you were a unregistered migrant they would care.

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

Yeah, I'm not sure I believe him. I'm pretty sure every day he does his show he has an existential crisis. I do.

[@samsca8529]

Matt Walsh is a national closet case

[@krypt4226]

@@owlblocksdavid4955 I believe it was a joke on his part.

[@johntuya5474]

Nah all his jokes fell flat for me. Sounds like an angry bitter old man, idk if that’s part of his routine, but it comes across like that

[@seanlucero9506]

“This has taken a dark turn. This is stalking.” I lost it. 😂

[@marissasf7196]

😂🤣🤣😂

[@lorenabricci8907]

at first i thought he was actually gonna try to understand her emotions and where she’s coming from but once he mentioned stalking?? bro i started laughing so hard i was not expecting that

[@isaacmaddalena974]

hahahaha same lmao

[@4r391]

Haha! Same!

[@ellyzabethxx]

Lmaoooooo

[@madelinevance8954]

I didn’t date anyone in high school, but I do know that everything feels like a big deal at that age. I fantasized about marrying probably 8 boys throughout high school and hardly talked to any of them. I was sure I would marry this one boy I only met twice, but he was dating my cousin and it made me really upset whenever I thought about it.

[@thomasburns7866]

We've all been there

[@kenbrunet6120]

Boys have their own version of this. I just don't understand how people think that were a sane species.

[@priscillajimenez27]

I didnt date in HS either since most guys just seemed annoying and immature lol. First BF at 20

[@shaolinsoccerisadecentmovi7232]

Why are you telling all that here...Your cousin might see this lmao

[@kenbrunet6120]

@@shaolinsoccerisadecentmovi7232 They're probably old enough to laugh about it now

[@john-paulkehoe1706]

Matt should do a separate series where he just ruins things that are culturally adored by almost everyone. “Oh your favorite movie is Finding Nemo? Ya. Stupid movie. Fish can’t talk you idiot.”

[@morningstar4502]

Lol Ben does this already

[@matthewschwarz9484]

@@morningstar4502 he hasnt done deconstructing the culture in forever, he should bring that back as a regular thing

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

"Fish can't talk you, idiot!!"🤣 I read that in Matt's voice.... It's so him.😂

[@LetsGoMetsGo33]

The first video I ever saw of Matt was him pooping on Star Wars. Like the original ones, the good ones. i wrote an angry comment, lol. Fortunately, it's been uphill since then.

[@annaamalia9708]

It seems to me that the talking fish might be the least of the issues with the movie... I'm thinking more about the weird occult initiation rituals that both Nemo and Marlin go through (Nemo in the fish tank and Marlin when he swims into the abyss). Begs the question whether it is just a cutesy kids movie or rather packed with symbolic meaning.

[@jayliu9862]

3:42 " 'How could you ever love someone else?'...you're like 16, you'll love somebody else 45 seconds from now" LOL

[@marre5469]

😂😂😂😂

[@ahoycaptain5065]

I’m 16 and I approve of that statement LOL

[@Madison-iw8ix]

As someone who was formerly a 16 year old, I take offense. I managed to wait a full 60 seconds before falling for someone else, thank you.

[@reverseturtle9005]

@@Madison-iw8ix 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you should write a book how you overcame waiting over 45 seconds 🤣

[@piperdanycelee]

I’m 16 and I don’t really agree with that statement but it was funny

[@Th3Pr0digalS0n]

When I was a young musician, I wrote songs for girls exactly like this, and I sang them to myself and cried. As an adult I remember how big those emotions felt at the time, and I understand that it was mostly hormones.

[@BLUEBEATLE001]

Oof

[@lisaleopold3852]

Matt Walsh I think that you need a segment called “Now Let’s Be Reasonable... Ok”

[@susyveliz]

Do consider

[@altushaaa]

Or just rename the channel

[@ralphy3393]

“Chin up sport. You have a nice voice.” “Your mom and I are very proud of you.” Freaking hilarious.

[@belindacoba5158]

I agree as well

[@fidelitacadayona1551]

He's so caring like a Dad

[@CarsonHughes85]

@@fidelitacadayona1551 I started a new-ish KZbin channel on politics and morals. Would you be interested in being a guest over zoom?

[@artbyaddie]

I love this part. Lol. Shows how objective he can be at times. Looking at the good and bad. His delivery is everything. So funny

[@SoyPriscillaDeLaCruz]

I found the “””love of my life”””” like 7 times in my teens. Real love is not about feelings but commitment. And sacrifice for the good of the loved one.

[@Yulia.chandrika]

I agree with it and I find it an interesting view. But you should have feelings too right? Otherwise you could literally marry anyone. You should have feelings and atraction I guess

[@nojoke420]

Am I the only one who clicked this video thinking someone actually took a driving test?

[@marissasf7196]

😂That's what I was thinking😂

[@daveramos3207]

I also thought the same lol. I almost feel as out of touch as Matt walsh now.

[@sarabrown7488]

Nope I did too

[@matthewschwarz9484]

that would be better than listening to this crap

[@Irisgomesjmjfaith]

😂😂😂🤪🤣

[@thechicagorailfan9234]

As a high schooler, the only thing this song does is remind me that I have to complete the requirements to get my license.

[@matthewschwarz9484]

this girl obviously didnt.

[@TheBridget272]

The answer on number 23 of the written exam is NOT: D) Drive through the suburbs weeping.

[@thespanishinquisition8617]

Same

[@lucianasandoval932]

@@matthewschwarz9484 she did, no te preocupes tanto.

[@bighands69]

What this song should teach you is that modern popular music is rubbish. It is pure electronic artificial production. The "artist" cannot actually even sing the song as it is pure artificial.

[@benteuno_salbahe5604]

“Glad we could have this talk, Chin up sport it’s gonna be ok, great job on the song, you have an good voice and your mom and I are proud of you.” this had me dyin 💀

[@thespanishinquisition8617]

“Sounds like a medical condition” I’m dead wake me for Klavan

[@calebolshin8724]

Walsh>

[@badlydrawnface]

klavanon

[@Will-nq3fo]

I have 2 pre-teen daughters I'm using Matts advice when they want to date.."why date, you can go climb a tree" fricking classic!

[@coffyskitchen]

😂😂me too lol

[@aaronmiller6118]

I'm not old enough to date but when I am no way I'm wasting my time with that. I'm gonna give it some time but climb trees and do random useless stuff while I'm still young enough

[@justarandompersonontheinte3118]

As a tenager this is my mantra. But its more like why date when you can learn russian😅

[@lainzane7548]

@@justarandompersonontheinte3118 лучше учи китайский, правда. ну и вариант с деревом тоже неплох.

[@justarandompersonontheinte3118]

@@lainzane7548 честно, я пыталась выучить китайский, но во-первых это язык мне не нравится и очень сложно.

[@markreyes8291]

This makes me realize how people nowadays don't pay attention to the lyrics, as long as the melody is good.

[@RenadoMalo]

Depends on the person. I feel like deep thinkers/ introverts will pay attention to the lyrics more whereas extroverts will not

[@silashurd3597]

YES!! Exactly! As long as the melody is good indeed😁🌟👍

[@BurhanDanger]

I mean it's not as bad as Despacito but yeah

[@maryam_4437]

The melody is as important as the lyrics

[@goblinbill3370]

This has always been the case it’s not just these days. Also most people that like this song know most the lyrics. Personally I think it’s pretty well written and not a great example for this argument.

[@annasiegler4932]

“You shouldn’t date until 23. That’s the rule in my house. I’ve just decided it.” 😂😂😂

[@JDs_RandomHandle]

My parents went for 25, and by my parents I mean me, and by that I mean it wasn't by choice. I'm 26 now and accepting applications.

[@alyssac5130]

My parents said not until after college. Luckily for me I got a full ride in a program that is accelerated, so I get out early😂

[@lycanking018]

Well... Your prefrontal cortex (your sense of self) isn't fully developed til 25 so there is some merit to that.

[@rgyhtoip1047]

The kids 👁 👄 👁

[@raymondlang8753]

Baaaadddd idea. It’s so much better to go and learn while you’re young and you have a net to fall back on cause nothing really matters. If you start dating at 23 you are unstable and it’s like jumping into something you barely know about

[@djarvargo1308]

“Bizaardvark... sounds like a medical condition.” I love Matt’s delivery, I lost it. 😂

[@paularies5276]

Good now go climb a tree, or build a Diorama.

[@squid148]

Bizaaedvark is a new gender!

[@ZafiroRiverSpirit]

I remember my mom saying, "You don't really love him" a few times when I was around her age. Now when I hear teenage girls bawling about some dude they were with for like two weeks, I can't help but think, "Yep. I remember thinking like that." Kids just think they have things figured out at that age and they don't realize how much growing they still have to do.

[@sapphireluna4818]

yeah, we don’t have perspective at that age, so we think we know everything cause that’s the most mature we have ever known ourselves to be!

[@mija1570]

i wish my mom said that to me because i am 18 now and when i was 17 i liked a guy and cried about him and my mom kept asking me if i was in love with him for she thought it was love and i was the one who was mature about it and knew it was just a teenage crush and that the thing that made me get over him and know it was absurd

[@silashurd3597]

Parents know best

[@L.M788]

@@mija1570 you can love at that age tho. I met my husband at 12 years old. Love is a commitment. I just happened to find someone who respected my values and goals at a young age. We helped each other grow and as we became adults we stayed committed and we didn’t have to do anything alone.

[@CarsonHughes85]

@@sapphireluna4818 I started a new-ish KZbin channel on politics and morals. Would you be interested in being a guest over zoom?

[@kellyst.gelais2168]

I have 2 teen daughters (and also teen sons) and none of us have ever heard this 🤣 I guess we are too busy sitting around our giant refrigerator sized radio listening to murder mysteries too.

[@ironymatt]

SPOILER ALERT!!! The butler did it. And he would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

[@thespanishinquisition8617]

Perry Mason tho..

[@rebeccaservais8115]

In my family we actually sometimes sit around listening to 1940s radio murder shows and I'm 15

[@thisiswhathappenslarry]

Murder mysteries!

[@JacobAnawalt]

The Shadow knows.

[@jimbo9305]

"I've never felt this way for no one." I cannot take you seriously if you use a double negative.

[@TheAAHamilton]

haha, I thought Matt would say something about that

[@gabihuggins5042]

Yes that's what I was thinking

[@kismkasm3178]

That part just bothers me - way too much!

[@Noemieorokia]

Can someone explain please ? I am a french speaker

[@jimbo9305]

@@Noemieorokia I am unsure about French, but in English there is something called a double negative. It is a grammatical error as it is usually not the speaker's intention. As an example, "I do not want nothing." Logically what is being said is I want something, because the word not is a negative, which negates the negative nothing. However, the speaker usually is not intending to mean that. Another example would be, "We don't need no education." In that case not is a negative as is no. This indicates (perhaps ironically or appropriately) that education is needed. It is also possible to think of it like in mathematics where subtracting a negative number is the equivalent of adding a positive number.

[@dolly118-m7k]

I got broken up with two months ago (and funnily enough, "it took him two weeks to go off and date" his ex again) Matt's criticism of teenage "love" is so refreshing. Excited for college, and I'm waiting for whoever God has got for me.

[@maskedmarvel]

Who else thought the title meant matt was talking about her actual drivers license photo? 🤣 I've never heard of her or this song and I'm 16

[@scottzeiger4513]

Yep... expected some crazy dmv photo haha

[@waffenwrapp62]

same

[@armandotorres6879]

@Just Passing Through heck yeahh

[@lizziegregory6537]

Same. 🙈

[@corinnebarca4517]

@Just Passing Through you prepare to circle back I hope winky smiling face

[@clifisboring]

Matt as a high school student myself forever is way longer than 5th period... it’s 6th.

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

For me, it was until the lunch bell, then the end of school bell. I had 2 forevers.

[@gustavosalvini1827]

For me it’s until the end of English class

[@AMB2200]

His analysis of love as sacrifice and work, and how this song is actually more about self love and how she feels than true love is so spot on. I never thought of it that way

[@justadrian56]

“For him Forever is until 5th period” WHY IS THAT SO TRUE 😂

[@ladymacbethofmtensk896]

Because teenagers don't know anything!

[@benportzer]

@@ladymacbethofmtensk896 well i would think they know somethings especially since Im one

[@ladymacbethofmtensk896]

@@benportzer I was a teenager once, and every day, I learn that makes me marvel at how little I knew then.

[@benportzer]

@@ladymacbethofmtensk896 ok then give me an example

[@ladymacbethofmtensk896]

@@benportzer When I was a teenager, it took a lot of effort for me to enjoy classical music. And I did not know that my now favourite artists even existed.

[@deplorabledeb2615]

Matt , I’m in my sixties and when I heard this song on the radio I immediately loved it. It took me back to all the drama of my adolescent. When every relationship felt like life or death and all the heartbreak that followed a break up. It was fun to reminisce and be thankful that I didn’t end up with any of those guys that I thought I’d never get over. Loved your take on the song and enjoyed a good laugh along with you. Here’s a ❤️ even though I know you hate emojis.

[@rileighsevigny468]

Hi, Deb! :) I’m not quite in my 60s yet, still a college kid, but your comment made me smile. It’s already so easy to see how all of the high school drama, even though it feels SO big at the time, absolutely doesn’t matter in the long run. I look forward to when I’m in my 60s and I can look back and reminisce, too. Have a great day :)

[@ironymatt]

I seriously doubt you're all that deplorable. It's a pleasure to read a comment made up of complete sentences. :-)

[@ironymatt]

BTW, here's the 80s version of her song, from the male perspective. kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGqVk6CimNKsp5I

[@lucianasandoval932]

Love this comment.

[@amylynnhunt55]

SISTER CHRISTIAN? nuh uh.

[@thesmiths629]

Take 16 year Olds seriously. Most of history viewed them as adults. Wives and mothers, managing households and tending to their families. If we would start holding young adults to a higher standard we might get past this epidemic of old children. By 25 I was out of school, debt free from Everything except a modest mortgage... married with two kids, two vehicles, and a small farm. Not born into wealth by any means. I started working towards my financial goals at age 17.

[@cremonster]

That's because the world was totally different then. Should 15 and 16 year old girls just start getting married to grown men again? I mean, it sure would help out according to you. And by 25 YOU were doing well, not everyone can be the same.

[@ela5720]

They might ve married younger in the past, but their emotional maturity was kinda the same

[@friedawells6860]

Such a good point! If we start exposing them to real responsiblilty sooner, they will learn how to handle themselves and in turn be less anxious, depressed, useless, self-obessed, etc.

[@Yulia.chandrika]

I admire you for all you did. But society changes with time and diferent ages mean diferent things. Apart from the biological changes ( which I believe are even diferent now than lets say.. last century) rest of things are kind of just a social construct. So... 5 centuries ago you should have had kids at 16 already. Now there is more time for people to develop in a diferent way , develop their personality their views, before they start the very important task of being a parent. I live in India and not so many years ago it was normal in some places to get married at 11 years old. Now at that age everybody understands you should be a kid. So... apart from some biological things, age is just a made up thing by society and its meaning changes as society changes too.

[@queenofhearts7503]

The world saw them as adults bc they died when they were in their early thirties. A 7 yr old was seen as a teenager

[@lizziegregory6537]

I clicked on it thinking he was reviewing a driving license 😂

[@bettyswain5100]

Me too 😂😂

[@charles9571]

Same.

[@lisathena14]

Same 😄

[@craigbureygoingtowardsthedream]

@Yeshua is Lord. first and only person in the comments so far that’s heard of this before getting here

[@GratiaPrima_]

Yup, but I had no regrets 😂😂

[@LaurenElise21]

Thank you! Someone said it, " I can't take the relationship struggles seriously of someone at this age." Finally, I'm not the only one that thinks teenage dating is odd.

[@JamesJ.JeffriesX]

Me too at 16

[@aestheticalrose4553]

I know people who dated that young and got married and now have kids and are happy together so I don’t find it odd. In fact among a lot of conservative/Christian circles that’s kind of the norm. I agree with another commenter above, what I find odd is the idea that at 16 if you don’t have a boyfriend you’re some kind of failure. I guess I must be the biggest failure then because I’m 25 and I still don’t have a boyfriend 🤣

[@ragingoaktree]

I’m 19 and I think teenage dating is odd

[@L.M788]

Why is teen dating odd tho? That’s how I met my husband. Met when we were 12 years old and have been together since we were 14. We’ve had our ups and downs and even spent our first year of university long distance but we were able to persist together. Love is a commitment and we just happened to find each other and we respected each other’s values and had the same goals.

[@AC-mp7cx]

olivia is an older teen.....

[@californiumcoati]

"they issue restraining orders for this kind of thing Olivia. This is why I'm worried about you." absolutely hilarious, never change Matt.

[@TrevorToonArt]

"He's a junior in high school, for him forever is like until 5th period" Lol! That one got me.

[@queenofhearts7503]

It’s true tho

[@jesdrew]

Pretty voice. For a moment I thought she was singing about an estranged father and thought it would have more depth to the song

[@Neat0_o]

That would have been interesting.

[@megs3248]

I thought she was singing about her best friend or boyfriend who had died and was so excited for the depth…and then it turned out to be just superficial

[@IamRa-18]

Damn that would be Hella deep good thought!

[@cow6irl699]

When I first heard this song I thought a loved one died and she was driving past their house because she misses them.

[@silashurd3597]

Nah, this is another break up song like most others

[@jackhuston5298]

As a writer in my free time I totally get this. I've had characters who met her soulmate when she was 13/14. They then dated for 5/6 years, got married at age 19, had three kids by the age of 21, and they lived happily ever after until the husband tragically died when he was 35. See the difference is, is that when he died, the characters heartbreak was real, you could feel it and understand more then a dumb pop song. As a writer I strive to envision love exactly as Matt describes it. I've had two characters go through heartbreak and it is more powerful because you know the other part of the relationship and you've seen the characters grow. Thanks Matt for going out and sharing this important point and story with the world, as I feel that people should hear it.

[@jayliu9862]

Ah, yes..... the pop culture connoisseur Lord of the Realms King of Sarcasm Matt Walsh has returned. Everybody bow.

[@brando3342]

I will bow when he can cleanse people of their sins... which is to say never. I will never bow 👌

[@johnryan6456]

Yeah. No doubt. The song is cringe. Speech impediments make pop music what it is.

[@marvymarier8988]

@@brando3342 Bow Wow !

[@johnd9357]

“No relationship you have at 16 will mean anything.” Tell that to my wife. We got together when she was 16 and I was 18. That was 15 years ago and 2 kids ago. Never once split up for any length of time.

[@johnd9357]

@@lmnop01 that feeling when the mid 2000s is too long ago to be considered “recent.” Thanks for making me feel old. I’m only 33. 😂

[@johnd9357]

@@thistagworked I mean it was like 2006 so it wasn’t THAT long ago. Haha

[@darealgigachad3259]

You're lucky, reading this makes me feel sad that I never had any of that

[@silashurd3597]

TRUE COMMITMENT THERE BROTHER!😁

[@johnd9357]

@@darealgigachad3259 I’m sorry man. Everyone has a somebody out there!

[@theburgersystem126]

My parents told me I was too mentally ill to learn to drive around 16-17 ish and didn’t consider teaching me until I was 18. So the way you were like, “why is this girl crying while driving? She’s gonna get killed?” It literally just made me rethink everything I was told in my teens haha.

[@MrsMuffin11]

I learned to drive at 11 🤣🤣

[@Yulia.chandrika]

My dad actually forbided me from having any driving lessons at any age at all😅 I still dont know how to drive. I am 25 already

[@shasmi93]

My parents said the same thing I’m 30 years old now with two DUIs. Granted, I was an alcoholic for 15 years but parents do know best LOL I think it’s crazy that 15 year olds can get licenses honestly looking back.

[@jimbo9305]

I love how you invoked Thomas Aquinas to destroy this teenager's heartbreak.

[@felipealvarez7988]

Philosophy at its finest

[@haydeng3541]

I just find it funny considering there's a St. Thomas Aquinas High School lol

[@JustJen93]

“She’s so much older than me...” What?! You’re 17! How old is the guy you were dating? Because this is starting to sound dicey. UPDATE: She was hanging out with Joe Biden. That explains it… the older blonde girl is none other than the highly esteemed Dr. Jill.

[@vanessax6092]

she was 16 he was 19 when they were dating. there is a 2 year and 2 month age difference. as for the blonde girl, she is 21

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

@@vanessax6092 seriously?

[@vanessax6092]

@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 Yup

[@parthsavyasachi9348]

She talks about sugerdaddy. Very normal now a days. :-)

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

@@parthsavyasachi9348 a 16 year old had a sugar daddy and people knew and were just ok with that Where were her parents during this?

[@videohousejsq]

“You shouldn’t date till you’re 23” “I’ve just decided” 🤣 this guy is amazing. But seriously I love how it’s like he’s talking directly to Olivia in this. It’s so entertaining.

[@palmtree8604]

All Disney child actors end up on TMZ for all the wrong reasons, eventually.

[@aaronrichmond9178]

To be fair, that's usually because they have emotional trauma from being sexually abused by Disney producers/executives.

[@ironymatt]

Don't think there's a right reason for a child actor to end up on TMZ tbh

[@kikitheb5957]

Because their parents care more about the money they are making off them than actually being a proper parent lol

[@rigobatiancila5824]

@@aaronrichmond9178 jake paul seems like he was on the other end, being the sexual abuser

[@chi8772]

All is an overstatement. Y’all generalize too much

[@Luke_Radiosmash]

"Thomas Aquinas, as I'm sure you know..." Lol

[@pixelated23-b9z]

Everything Matt said is what I realized when I was like 13, 14 watching my older cousins cry every other month over some guy who broke their heart or cheated on them or yelled at them. It was all so dumb and pointless and for each guy they acted like he was the one their superhero the best man in the world until no. And i watched how each relationship that ended made them meaner, bitter, inwardly desperate for attention but outwardly trying to act like they don’t give a crap. The most meaningful aspect of their relationship was grinding up against each other or laughing hysterically over some movie which is fine but for what? I honestly decided that the only time i would consider guys was when i was ready to be married and in a committed relationship. Thankfully i had a great relationship with my dad we talked and bonded all the time and he helped me a lot. I married at 23 to a 29year old and it’s been almost 8 years, 3 kids (another on the way) and I couldn’t feel more blessed and grateful.

[@shasmi93]

First of all you made that sound like you were banging your dad in your teen years that’s weird…. Second of all I’m glad you found someone and it worked out.… lastly, and most importantly, I think, going through pointless relationships as a teenager and filling those emotions is a good thing, and I think all teens should experience it and laugh at it later in life.. so you didn’t miss out by being so cynical as a teenager. where it gets wrong and sad is when teenagers commit suicide over young love otherwise it’s good to feel those irrational feelings and be a crazy teenager. It’s a fleeting moment in time that you eventually miss.

[@emoondust2949]

For all the comments about him being “ harsh” are completely missing the sarcasm. Watch more of his videos- he’s funny as fuck and I come here to laugh most of the time.

[@Ola-cb1xt]

Personaly I am on the younger side and if I do something stupid I'd like to someone to tell me that. Even when it sound harsh

[@theonlyginger6799]

His sarcasm game is beyond anyone else xoxo

[@TheySt0leMyUserName]

I use to think matt walsh read too much into stuff, but i just wasn't t jaded enough to hate everything at the time.

[@goldknox9629]

Agreed, but why did he say a she was heartbroken over a boy. She was clearly with a girl. Did he even look at his screen when reviewing the video.

[@puddle.studios]

I love his sarcasm cause at any point in t h video it could be 100% satire or 100% serious lol

[@alexjurado6029]

When Catholic Saints are quoted I can’t help but to crack a smile.

[@Jonathan-wm5ju]

Dude, please do this more often, you genuinely had me laughing out loud. As a 33 y/o man, I can relate with the cynicism you approach the trivialities of teenage broken heart.

[@mikahong]

Teens deserve to be taken seriously. Part of the reason they are the way they are is bc ppl are so dismissive of them. If we did take them srsly earlier we wouldn't be where we are w them rn.

[@danm5911]

@@mikahong I think you make a good point. While we know it doesn't "matter" in the grand scheme, it does matter in the moment, and validation is important. I've had to learn to get better at it and I still generally suck at it, but have also been on the receiving end of zero validation for good portions of life. Reminds me of a Sarah Dawn Moore video where they asked a bunch of men who they would call if they really needed someone to talk to. Every man said "no one," or some version of that. That starts in teen years by not being listened to.

[@mikahong]

@@danm5911 snowball effect. Small into big chaos.

[@philmckenna5709]

Did Matt really say he was 34? He looks about 50! 🤩

[@megwritesall]

Hey now, I’ve been married to my husband for 10 years and we’ve been together since 17.

[@hydrofake9574]

That's epic

[@angelocasiano7825]

Go you girl! May you have many more happy years together

[@soso-mx8nb]

That's a rare kind of love tho :)

[@michaelowen7840]

Been with my wife since we were 11

[@Kevin-McLaughlin]

Very very good I’m glad to hear it

[@nickypeterd]

I just asked my 13 year old daughter if she’d ever heard this song, on our way to her vocal lesson. “Of course. Good song right?!” Me: “Here, check this out”. We listened to this video on our way. She laughed her ass off. “Good, now go learn to sing just like her and we’ll work on more realistic lyrics for your age group when we get home”. My daughter may end up being the first satirical pop singer. That’s my goal anyway.

[@droyal18able]

Just like weird al?

[@Prisoner1717]

Love it! Can I preorder her first album? And I want it autographed!

[@nickypeterd]

@@Prisoner1717 Haha. Where shall I send it?

[@Prisoner1717]

@@nickypeterd 😆 Just send me a message when she cuts that first CD, and I’ll send her a check! Or let me know if she goes on American Idol!

[@rinopw4262]

But dad realistic lyrics won't sell as good

[@mileseals4838]

He’s so deeply dark and sarcastic😂like it’s on a whole different ball game this is professional level👌🏾😂

[@ssgemeritus2115]

Given the fact that she's mostly driving down the street in the middle of road, her troubles will be over soon.

[@TheBrowncoat2112]

The Skeletor inserts had me thinking of The Critical Drinker. I half expected you to utter, “nah, it’ll be fine” when you’re addressing the singer’s angst.

[@Woo_Woo_Woman]

Go away now.😄

[@ludwigamadeushaydn706]

I love finding fans of my favorite channels in random places

[@margolane3361]

Drinker is awesome.

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

Or the midget puking.🤮

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

@@ludwigamadeushaydn706 The world is a big small place.😉

[@Corinthians1614]

Many people experience love three times in their lives. The first phase is “puppy love” that isn’t really love, but infatuation. This song perfectly sums up that heart break after your first “love” you do feel like you’ll love them forever, but you move on, and eventually find the right person down the road

[@troxic4176]

I hate when cliche pop songs have that cliche whisper-singing.

[@matthewschwarz9484]

i just noticed that that is in like every pop song

[@KingRudy10]

OH GEEZ i absolutely HATE that as well too. It's so obnoxious

[@obviousgreyman]

Way better than the weird wiggle voice kinda thing.

[@troxic4176]

@@obviousgreyman Are you talking about hip hop songs with tons of auto tune even while they're rapping?

[@mr.s9783]

Like William Eyelashes.

[@Freed98]

Love his definition of love at the end, that’s good stuff!.

[@aretrograde7745]

Thomas Aquinas is always good stuff.

[@jeremytwitty4701]

Yeah that love quote stopped me in my tracks

[@flamethrower82]

DC Talk did a song back in the 1990s called "Luv is a verb". Whether someone is religious or not, I think 1 Cor 13:4-8 is a perfect description of what real love is. You can't say "I love you" until you're willing to sacrifice for that person, and you better hope (and pray if you do) that that person feels the same way about you.

[@Xelanderthomas]

This channel should be called The Strictly Literal World of Matt Walsh.

[@keiraann3550]

“This is why we need to rethink allowing women to have driver licenses.” 😂😂 yes, I’m a woman and that was hilarious to me; not offensive.

[@aobakwekeatlhomile8226]

I hope he picks you

[@גקדןרק]

Same I honestly thought it was pretty funny

[@גקדןרק]

@@aobakwekeatlhomile8226 Nothing wrong with finding a joke funny

[@carterbell9106]

My dad always drives so slow & cautious , while my mom literally shakes the car back and forth like subconsciously 😭😭 she doesn’t even notice either

[@angelbaby9374]

@@גקדןרק there is when you state you're not offended, just say you thought it was funny and stop being so approval seeking its annoying

[@nnotny]

Well, this is like Romeo and Juliet, just without Shakespeare, who's just a dead white male anyway! And yeah, Matt, this is stalking. Or would be if the roles were reversed. But it's not, because...female feelings and empowerment and shit.

[@TheBelegur]

I am an old guy. But, seemingly all pop music is about people learning how to process their emotions and become emotionally mature. BTW it's 1932 in my life as well.

[@paulinan926]

As a teenager (18) I agree that relationships at this age aren’t really likely to last or mean anything. HOWEVER let us work out our teen angst.

[@shasmi93]

This is all a joke. We all were teenagers once, and remember the teen angst and hormones flowing... this video is for older people to laugh and remember that not for you guys to think we’re making fun of you.

[@bezllama3325]

My aunt got married at 19, so it's not all the same for teens and my cousin married a 19 year old

[@jasubigarcia4653]

as a 15 year old boy, I dont like any teen struggles relationships songs.

[@Baker-dz1hh]

Same but I'm 14 y/o girl

[@lucianasandoval932]

Musically talking, is a good song. If you study and actually know about music, you know ;),

[@amylynnhunt55]

You don't need to study music to know what you like. I actually DID study music. I sang, I was trained in opera! LOL. If you have to be told what to like? Yuck! No thanks.

[@lucianasandoval932]

@@amylynnhunt55 funny, I actually do study opera. Lo que dices cariño.

[@plush2835]

@@Baker-dz1hh I love your profile picture! Zuko best boy

[@cheese6575]

"Your mom and I are very proud of you" makes me laugh every time

[@kagisomokoena209]

"For him forever means until 5th period"😂😂😂 Matt took me out for real.

[@richieangel8150]

Matt: "I didn't have my first existential crisis in a car until this past month." Everyone who watched Matt's show back in the car days: "Lies."

[@sindibuthelezi3894]

4:00 just because back in your day things went differently doesn't mean it's the same and things go differently for different people

[@spoopyjuice]

Matt Walsh is a grumpy old man and I love that about him. 😂

[@eddiedrag44]

That's the rule in my house.. I just decided

[@harleybrightman8624]

😂

[@littlelittledeer1435]

I'm an elderly woman who needs to write a song about what it's like 50 years after singing this song. I really do.

[@ihavenoidea81]

i think people forget that relationships and love mean so much AT THAT AGE because there’s a lack of experience. hindsight is 20/20 when you’ve had a lifetime of experience. i’m sick and tired of adults who minimize the emotions of teenagers with this, “you don’t know what love really is” crap. clearly, you forget what it’s like being 17 and in love for the first time.

[@clarissagarcia401]

THANK YOU.. they are still hurt in that moment.. yes, it will pass, but will u not be there for them when they’re going through it?? My mom used to do this to me.. “you’ll get over it.” No thanks to you, mom... I like this song because it is a feeling.. a fleeting feeling, but a feeling none the less.

[@Ace_Man_Gaming]

My wife and I were an exception, but I know it's rare enough that I wouldn't expect the same for dang near anyone else. We met at 7 & 9, started going out at 14 & 15, got engaged at 17 & 19, then got married at 18 & 19. Now we're 31 & 32 with 2 kids and have never been with anyone else.

[@tomgibbs3183]

4:56 “you know, your dumb boyfriend you met in October, broke up with you after thanksgiving. Give me a break. Snap out of it. You’re embarrassing yourself” 😂😂

[@rwleif]

I think Matt can technically enter the Guiness Book of World Records for being the first person to quote Thomas Aquinas in a review of a pop song.

[@CarsonHughes85]

Ryan, I started a new-ish KZbin channel on politics and morals. Would you be interested in being a guest over zoom?

[@4r391]

You think this emotional breakdown is bad? Just wait till she realizes her vintage early ’80s Mercedes-Benz 380SL doesn't have apple car play.

[@EoCx1]

Beautiful damn cars tho

[@potmeetkettle]

As someone whose car DOES come with Apple CarPlay, but is glitching right now, you will never understand my pain 🤣

[@erikhermansen3431]

You should pitch that as a horror movie.

[@CarsonHughes85]

@@EoCx1 I started a new-ish KZbin channel on politics and morals. Would you be interested in being a guest over zoom?

[@callsignfatbeard2637]

I think it’s kind of ridiculous that people don’t have lifelong friends. I’ve known 3 of my best friends since I was 7. At 16, your friendships should definitely matter

[@anamariaacevedo8864]

LOL...." they issue restraining orders for this kind of thing Olivia" and "I know he said forever. ya I know he did....he is a junior in high school" had me dead! Loved this

[@YoungMommy14]

Matt... You're good at the politics thing, but music critiquing is your calling... You're killing it! ;-)

[@DieFlabbergast]

You're missing the point, Matt. Nobody actually LISTENS to the lyrics of these songs: it's enough that she can sing quite well, and she's young and pretty. All forms of popular music since the 1960s have been almost more of a visual experience than an aural one.

[@_Spider4]

Fr

[@massrailvideos]

My “music teacher” played this at school and when the swear came in she was like OMG I AM SO SORRY

[@Pocketrose3]

What’s the swear word she used?

[@massrailvideos]

@@Pocketrose3 the part where it said “I f*ckin love you babe.”

[@massrailvideos]

@UCa9ZOtfpF6rSgpJhpXep9ug *u yes

[@bobicabayo]

😝😝

[@youcantbeatk7006]

The gall of that woman.

[@finecastleie]

Matt should react to Tom McDonalds music. His music is way more appealing and more in touch.

[@nathanroon6961]

This... I second. Would be cool to see him react to his “No Lives Matter”!

[@fonyterguson562]

Tom McDonald’s a dork.

[@entrepreneurialdaily]

@@fonyterguson562 We dab on you haters

[@Living_Legends_916]

@@fonyterguson562 better than some depressed drugged out artist giving out sounds advice on how to be a loser

[@danielepicstudios5671]

Anyone that agrees should comment it so hopefully he sees

[@ShowerOnceYearly]

"Some joints that are truly...if I could just say..fire" Bless whoever told him to say that.

[@eddiedrag44]

Radio as big as a refrigerator

[@j.e.bennett2997]

😂 he is a true comedian w/o trying

[@hailandsilence1537]

“Bizzardvark... sounds like a medical condition” I’m dying

[@misshavisham1287]

"forever for him means until 5th period" OMG...i almost died laughing......that was so perfect and SO TRUE

[@bjarnyg]

this song was never meant for someone above your age. or even younger. there's a reason why it's such a big hit.

[@bb-eo8bq]

Exactly lol

[@calebmccoy6151]

I never thought Matt would be using memes.

[@andrewsmith4581]

I know, I don’t like it lol It’s not Matt.

[@elimenoquite6705]

Hey....I recognize that logo...sorry off topic

[@shawn576]

I bought a new car with stuff like lane assist and automatic braking just so I can cry hysterically during my drive to and from work. Matt's issues with crying and driving safety are no longer valid.

[@sadie5419]

Honestly don't mind the song. It's just a typical emotional love song. This song doesn't have even really bad lyrics. I'd hands down take this over lots of other songs out there now.🤷‍♀️

true

[@nunyabiznes6243]

Yeah

[@deathrowy2k]

That's really sad and says a lot about the other songs being really really bad.

[@hakiikah8343]

Honestly though lol

[@erikhermansen3431]

Poop that smells less is still poop.

[@OpEditorial]

These are just some milestones in a female pop star's life: first time getting a drivers licence, first heartbreak... and the first time a strange older man starts taking an interest in their music

[@vancedadder]

What a comment, a year old comment made me chuckle at midnight

[@saraferguson1156]

Matt thank you so much for your honesty and straight forward perspective. Especially the explanation of co-dependence vs. actual love. You hit it spot on. I’m working on getting my clinical social work license and during my internship 9/10 of the people I’ve had sessions with, whether they’re teens or adults, are always talking about “I’ll never find someone else I really loved this person and I don’t know what I’m going to do” but as they go more into detail about their relationship, it occurs to me how unhealthy and unstable it was. It wasn’t going to last because neither of them were emotionally mature enough and there was more selfish behavior than selfless acts. As for “never finding someone else” take a deep breath and realize that there are over 7 billion people on this planet. The odds of you never finding someone else are pretty slim. Anyways terrific video made even better by your blunt outlook and logic.

[@theholydoggo7409]

Considering women cry at higher rates while on the streets, you could, theoretically, have no car crashes if you were to take away their driver’s license

[@Silver-Sliver]

Maybe only be allowed to drive on Mondays, cause Mondays suck anyway. Can I at least get some free bus tokens? 🤔🤣

[@eliilovee77]

Nahh the biggest problems are people under the influence of alcohol or drugs and people who didn't get any training but still be driving because they paid off the driving instructor for their license.

[@darrenr3503]

To be completely fair though, guys are far more likely to act recklessly on the road, so I think there are separate dangers for both genders, and the number one cause of car crashes is definitely not crying behind the wheel!!!

[@theholydoggo7409]

@@darrenr3503 lmao but do take my humor with a little pinch of salt

[@Jdrbb123]

The story is even crazier, this highschooler was in love with her 21 year old co-worker (Joshua basset). Then he got a girl his age (Sabrina Carpenter). And she got jealous so she wrote this song. And not people are hating the boy because he doesn’t want to date a minor. They are also sending death threats to Sabrina like this is her fault. Teenagers and others in my generation are getting more and more retarded. He never even had feelings for her that way, she just thought he did.

[@lpaccini7606]

Lol, Joshua told you all that ?

[@Jdrbb123]

@@lpaccini7606 no teen media covers everything

[@lpaccini7606]

@johnthreesixteen 14 knows but who told y’all ? he didn’t said anything about this lol

[@fedupgamer9075]

My daughter was listening to this song and told me the real back story. This was Rodrigo's first album which she recorded because her real life boy friend broke up with her when he realized he was gay. This generation is totally screwed up.

[@theholydoggo7409]

Worse thing is people actually cry to this 😂

[@j.e.bennett2997]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@armandotorres6879]

😂😂😂

[@aretrograde7745]

The dregs of society.

[@John316_Acts2]

I had a kid trying to convince us to listen to this song. She and I quote "I broke down crying. The song is just so, I dislike it.

[@stone1899]

Probably crying cause of how bad it is