Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter 3

[@alexandraRatliff]

Not Dan forgetting that he is the one who burned pasta bc he didn’t know it needs to be boiled

[@alphab9933]

dan gaslit himself lmfao

[@indieoregano]

Not like he gaslit those noodles though ​@alphab9933

[@alexandraRatliff]

@@indieoregano *roaring applause!* 👏

[@Julia-jk4hw]

the return of dementia daniel

[@mirabelarmstrong433]

Phil’s serious “THAT WAS YOU” sent me to my grave actually

[@agrv1999]

not dan’s edit having “husband’s jacket” and phil’s having “coworker’s hat” LMAOOO

[@taylorharvey3980]

dan just being offended about the context

[@sarah-zv8ld]

one way marriage

[@kaskaskas]

Ironic because Dan is the one that doesn’t believe in marriage lmaoo

[@mosshealy3280]

NOT DAN PROJECTING HIS PASTA INCOMPETENCE ONTO HIS POOR ROOMMATE

[@JessicaBiilor]

pasta incompetence is a wonderful term, thank you 😂

[@astro3844]

i cant believe phil is dan's husband but dan is phil's coworker

[@justnewlight]

they're also archenemies

[@saberthecoolest]

And father-son

[@kaskaskas]

they're also brothers!

[@somethingelse9176]

one sided friendship

[@raisedfromash]

"One is pale, one has brown hair. they are long, its DAN AND PHIL" so true bestie lmao

[@mosesjoe3763]

✨️The Two Besties✨️ D A N & Ph I L 🖤😑✌️ ➕️ 👋😳🌟

[@sketchycat6223]

No more smol beans 😞🥺

[@mosesjoe3763]

@@sketchycat6223 Just long beans or long bois...😮😯😲

[@Son0f.Madness]

16:31 I was unironically listening to this story thinking "didn't YOU do that??" Only for Philip to confirm my suspicions

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

@@Son0f.Madness ikr the whole time I was thinking “oh yeah ‘a friend’”

[@tessgonzalez285]

i thought he was doing a bit and blaming it on a “friend” but i didn’t realize he actually did forget lmaoo

[@ForgiveableForgotten]

Not Dan literally gaslighting the flatmate. 😅

[@boringbailey10]

i thought he was joking at first 😂

[@namjooniejoon6814]

the fact that i remained heterosexual despite being a dedicated phan in my high school years (2014-2016) is proof that sexuality is not a choice

[@heddja]

this made me laugh

[@namjooniejoon6814]

@@heddja glad to have been of service

[@tsundereyoongi3869]

I'm not sure how we managed

[@ailinalda]

Same yeah 🧍‍♀️

[@milocrispin3910]

the only straight i respect

[@beth_walker9]

Love to see dan reclaim the word "phan proof" like it was a slur

[@MoonchildDontCry]

PH*n Pr**f.

[@jerryqueer]

FOULLL

[@WillHerondale-bz4hw]

​@@jerryqueerphoul*

[@zephyr3693]

@@WillHerondale-bz4hw 😭

[@desolationlovrs]

When everybody in the parasocial relationship reaches the exact same level of unhinged chaotic energy

[@crzycatL8dy_2.0]

pharasocial..

[@spencer8844]

18:20 doesnt matter where or how, dan will find a way to fall off his chair

[@mazzyb8321]

Best comment!! I was trying to think of a funny thing to say about him falling off of his chair AGAIN, but you did it perfectly

[@amandahart3762]

Missed opportunity to make a rhyme “doesn’t matter how or where, Dan will find a way to fall off his chair”

[@kelmeckissing]

2:56 "there’s a fruit fly" yeah guys i wonder why

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@kimstachuliana4181]

i BURST out laughing

[@IlanaMiro]

I AM DECEASED

[@enviisyk]

they said that and i said out loud "oh im sure"

[@bringingbacksockswithsandals]

HELP???????

[@Angie-Way]

"your pronouns will be phey/phem" call that forced pheminisation

[@Jeevesie1988]

Phronouns

[@IlanaMiro]

@@Jeevesie1988 gender-phluid

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Phemeninominon

[@princesskittyXx]

Pheople

[@dirkstriderisasadlittlemf]

phorced pheminisation

[@russkayas_]

phan twitter tour edition?? INCLUDING TUMBLR?? we are being treated

[@georgia-maenaan2583]

help does this have tour spoilers

[@Catt7000]

@@georgia-maenaan2583no they just show the clip Dan already posted to Twitter

[@russkayas_]

@@georgia-maenaan2583it doesn't!

[@-Melon-]

@@georgia-maenaan2583 It has the video that Dan tweeted with a very small clip from the show but other than that no

[@ickyvicky4719]

16:30 i'm in tears he set himself up so bad 😭😭😭 "that was YOU" "was it" IM CRYINGGNG

[@rhhck7387]

So obviously, us harassing Dan and Phil about being gay while they were in the closet was not great, and it is very sweet of dan to talk about how we made him safe to come out cause he knew we'd be supportive, but I can't help but think of how even when they were in the closet they made it safe for all of us. They collected so many little queers while in the closet! and they made us home, anyway ill be over here crying

[@renee7006]

I'm so glad I didn't kill myself when I was 14 because I'm living for this era

[@Kassie0ate0a0cow]

Me too

[@Melissa-zr6zw]

I’m glad you’re here too 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[@jensencaldwell5101]

what a mood

[@madeleineheaney3166]

damn if this isn't the truest shit ive ever read

[@gothclay301]

i think exactly this every video. yay for dan and phil in 2024 and yay for all of us

[@midwest_elf]

Allowing myself to be a stan for Phan once again has been freeing. I’m a full adult with a Bachelor’s & full time job, yet in many ways I still identify w/ 12 yr old me

[@chelsealee1271]

I feel this in my 31 year old bones lol

[@anironsidh]

Literally 😂 like 13 year old me 🤝 22 year old me: both obsessed with dnp

[@kyliewreath4435]

27, married, with an 11 month old. fully agree!

[@s.cruz._.9384]

Yeah! Like I unintentionally became so busy with uni and life that I couldn't watch their vids anymore until one day I saw one of their clips on Twitter and came back to binge everything I missed 😂 full circle

[@anniewilder2961]

watching this at my full time job LOL

[@lay_1306]

I love Dan gaslighting himself into forgetting he was the one to set fire to the pasta

[@mau_ghxst]

ive seen so many spoilers online and i still have NO idea what this tour is about lmao

[@Zompire97]

If you're going, then just be excited. It'll be what you hope for and more 😂🥰

[@not_zippy]

The Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure of tours

[@mekenna6214]

hahahha ikr. me and my friend have tickets but literally all we know is “it’s dan and phil”

[@mau_ghxst]

@@Zompire97 im broke as hell so i probably wont be able to go but i hope everyone else has fun!!!

[@kathyrina6834]

11:12 Dan single-handedly manifested Chappell Roan’s VMAs performance with the “that fanart belongs on a Chappell Roan”

[@lurkerwithatwerker]

im bisexual, but i brought my straight boyfriend to dan's comedy show. long story short dan ended my three year relationship (actually a blessing in disguise thank you dad) edit: basically he realized he wasn’t actually a moderate like he claimed to be and after he dumped me he crashed his car, dropped out of school, and became a far-right pentecostal preacher who believes trump is the second coming of christ. I guess Dan was too gay for him???

[@Mandyallstar]

I need more context pls lmao i love this

[@duskyrabbit]

did your bf realise he was gay or smth😭

[@rebekl]

We need the full story

[@jasmint3207]

If he can't get on board he can go in the trash!

[@bratatouille]

You can't just leave it at that, what happened 😭

[@hattarapilvi]

dan fully having convinced himself his flatmate set pasta on fire because he didnt know he needed to put water in when in reality it was dan himself who did that was WILD 😭😭😭

[@tessgonzalez285]

that had me crying bc he literally told this story on various younows and even in a youtube video (what not to do at university) and i was like how do you not remember you told this story about you and the pasta multiple times djsksk

[@mekenna6214]

either that or he lied about something that actually happened to his roommate when he initially told us LMFAO

[@chloepatrick12]

PHINALLY

[@keirafae6669]

Can't believe he blamed the burning spaghetti incident on SOMEONE ELSE

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

I DIDNT THINK MY ACTUAL FUCKING CAT WOULD BE IN THE VIDEO I POSTED THAT FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭

[@tessgonzalez285]

i love ur cat btw

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Give her kisses and love for me

[@RPena98]

Your cat is so cute!!

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

@@syedaaaaaaa I ABSOLUTELY WILL 🫶🫶🫶

[@TinaOe]

your cat is adorable!!!

[@MirandaScully]

No but allow me a moment of candour - it is so wonderful, as an old old time phan, to see them so at ease with the jokes and the lore? laughing and not batting an eye at the married theories, 'husband' 'my beautiful wife' etc? After seeing how much they used to be affected by the AllegationsTM (with reason!!!!!!!!! Things were rough back in the day) it really warms my heart to see this. Good for them. Good for us! I really do enjoy our niche fandom status.

[@amritha_r03]

no fr!! seeing how comfortable they are now (and how much they love making fun of us) is amazing!! i’m so so happy for them

[@Lavaboy2806]

"omygawwd they were ass to ass" and "it was a his and his joint chisels" had me dead lol

[@isabellanebs22]

Wait I need to know abt the joint chisels what is that

[@st8ofgray]

@@isabellanebs22 he said shizzle like shower

[@duskyrabbit]

Chisels like they're construction workers 💀

[@honeyswann]

0:42 I just realized I don’t think I’ve seen Dan kiss the audience and now I feel like a loved child .

[@OLGA-io1kp]

Yeeees the little kissy kisses

[@sumilal5108]

Phil's head pat at the end as well, how cute, thank you dads

[@janevim11]

same, it feels like getting a genuine "I'm so proud of you" from an otherwise distant parent, or finally a proper long, tight hug from a close friend after a crying session. like, home

[@lizzii904]

I can't believe I am alive to see this day lmao

[@hiraethari]

right?😂

[@bigims]

exactly

[@cadyisawkward1289]

REALEST COMMENT HERE 😭 like im an adult now and... I was right? lmfaooo

[@hiraethari]

@@cadyisawkward1289 my exactly thought loll

[@ambivert_artist0170]

"I AM NOT ASHAMED OF PREG PHIL TRUTHING" Should be on that persons tombstone

[@samanthagoebel6006]

I brought my extremely straight husband to Dan's tour. I had so much enjoyment in how scared he looked the whole time. xD

[@pitulanek]

Mine was the opposite. There were moments when I felt like he was having more fun than I did! I DID have such a great time though. I guess he's just better at publicly participating in events.

[@falseworship]

14:48 thank u, as a straight woman it means a lot. it feels like home here, and thats all i wanted ever since i was a little boy.

[@englahoelstad2356]

bahahah this is beautiful

[@nyangjungwon2269]

transhets for dnp!

[@reharm_reality]

Fellow trans dnp fan !! Helloooo

[@Vesperad0]

We love to see the trans girlies winning

[@norah_dawoodi]

Every reacting to twitter video gets more and more unhinged im honestly afraid at this point

[@palomatorres6080]

the uncontrollable laughter and someone’s father DYING oh you are so wrong for this one mister and mister games

[@IlanaMiro]

lol mister and mister games. this phrase needs more exposure... exPHosure?

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Fuck yeah happy to see this monicker for them has made it to the yt comments. I love Mr and Mr Games

[@Silly_1824]

MR AND MR GAMES IM SCREAMING

[@isabellamyhre636]

LMFAO MISTER AND MISTER GAMES I CANT

[@polixa8866]

Backstage vibes

[@oceaneightzeroeight]

Literally

[@TheBrookieMonster3]

Phackstage

[@glitterpixels99]

As a part of the small minority of straight Phans, I appreciate the shoutout 😂😅❤

[@emmanuellelamarre2002]

I’m part of the minority too 😂😂

[@IlanaMiro]

yay now I feel less outcasted!

[@missmills5489]

Fellow hetero reporting for duty 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@slaughtermatics]

@@IlanaMirooutcasted. can u be so fr

[@IlanaMiro]

@@slaughtermatics an outcast among outcasts if you will ✊🏻

[@mags7542]

I felt a phupload in my bones today

[@hrb369]

absolutely losing my mind at dan pretending he didn’t set fire to pasta and headcanoning it as a dumb uni flatmate 😭 whatever helps you sleep at night babygirl

[@ThePhandomMenace]

Love that Dan somehow gaslit HIMSELF into believing it was his roommate who burned pasta

[@rosalynnhx1476]

Dan saying thst phanart "belongs on a chappell roan" and then chappell roan performed at the vmas in knight armor.....conspiracy

[@viavento]

dan trying to blame someone else for the setting fire to pasta incident 😭😭 stop the lies

[@flawlessangela]

According to Phil's spilling the tea about house and etc..We are literally living in a lie made by a Phil Lester

[@astrolatry]

the missed opportunity after mentioning so many rare taemin photocards and then phil says "we have shineys!" but then there's no image of shinee. it was right there! we need a shawol on staff

[@jaydenrose498]

Dan being a Taeminnie is everything

[@picrokat]

​@@jaydenrose498 i keep saying he reminds me of Key, they both have the same energy

[@shrimplyme]

i literally thought it was on purpose at first too PLSSS

[@chaotic.banana]

You're so right!!!!

[@dontaskdontpastel]

Glad to see Phil is alive after his plunge off the stage 🙏🏼

[@kennie727]

that may not last long since oslo has a massive pit at the front of the stage according to Dans instastory

[@dontaskdontpastel]

@@kennie727 instead of cute supportive signs we should start bringing barricades to the show

[@quietasmimes6269]

I read this as "phlunge" and didn't even question it..... I need help lmao

[@dontaskdontpastel]

@@quietasmimes6269 The way I didn’t say phlunge is a criminal offense

[@quietasmimes6269]

@@dontaskdontpastel straight to phrison

[@zoeb449]

16:50 not the twitter user remembering it was you meanwhile dan thought it was someone else 😭😭😭

[@nint357]

I can't believe Dan used VERBATIM the same phrase he used in his uni video about setting fire to pasta only for him not to remember HE was the one that didn't know how to cook 😭 "there was this dumb bitch" YOU THAT WAS YOU!!!

[@lealsofi]

It’s been 10 years; I am married, and I’ll be 8 months pregnant by the time Dan and Phil come to my city, once phan trash, forever phan trash, if you see a heavily pregnant lady in your Perth show that’s me ilysm

[@ohnooddish]

the lamps and their house decors shakes in fear whenever dan is around

[@neptune9719]

another dan nearly falls off chair for the compilation

[@maria_helenaa]

can’t believe you were filming this while I was right outside the building needing the bathroom desperately 😭💀

[@fooolsun4917]

Dan talking about "his roommate" that burned pasta bc he didn't know he had to add water, only for Phil to tell him it was HIM and not any roommate 😭 so traumatic his brain altered his memories.

[@patblack781]

They should absolutely unironically done the titwig merch! the tour is already called tit!

[@englahoelstad2356]

yes fr please

[@ashleeisaacs1749]

You know I never really thought Dan looked like Anthony Padilla until 0:21 when they showed that photo I did a double take, he looks suspiciously like Anthony.

[@cherhorowitch47]

so ready to say “THATS OOMF”

[@doomslayrrr7704]

THATS OOMF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@duskyrabbit]

I didn't know what oomf meant and was so confused

[@milaisonline815]

Dan falling off of furniture while not even gaming

[@thewinterizzy]

16:31 slowly seeing the recognition on Phil’s face is the funniest thing I have ever seen oh my god. 😭😂

[@C.J.1999]

18:10 Daniel this is a new level of ‘falling off of a chair’ Congratulations…?

[@paigeruff5752]

"thats a true way to be a power bottom" Phil encouraging the driving menaces to reclaim their game on the roads 💅🏻

[@izzytodd4242]

“WHY AM I JUST DANIEL HOWELL” because you were previously danisnotonfire 😂

[@rubyfoxall1656]

dan is not longer on fire. because of woke

[@hollo0o583]

18:40 Dan need his emotional support hood!

[@hightopshannah]

13:19 Absolutely sent me. The Pheals pronouns being Phey/Phem 😂

[@Riachan93]

I was at the Berlin show last Sunday and I genuinely can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. My cheeks were hurting from laughing out loud for like an hour straight. For anyone still unsure if they should buy a ticket, DO IT, you'll have such a great time💙

[@alexwigg823]

I smiled ear to ear the entire two hours and my face hurt for two days

[@princemaggie5684]

"I've already had two incidents" oh dw hunny, there will be more *fast forward to him falling off the stage*

[@trashcandan8265]

2:57 "there's a fruit fly in here" wow fruit fly found in a room with fruits how shocking

[@kelseymuick5776]

I'm glad Dan got his wish to see the straight boyfriends

[@zoet.4206]

so crazy that this series exists if you told me this 5 years ago i would have never believed it

[@marcosgpaya1018]

I am also on the "I didn't do this embarassing thing" self gasslighting team Dan. I understand you.

[@melissam7]

Just realised I've been here too long when I remembered it was dan who forgot the water for pasta but he didn't 💀

[@threeleggedcat]

Dan and Phil uploading a new video while I was literally AT their show is crazy

[@danilights4398]

“seeing spoilers on twitter” as if i don’t have every keyword related to these lovely ladies blocked until my show

[@mj_ultra]

16:30 why the fuck is he forgetting his own life now omg

[@jasmint3207]

It's less embarassing that way 😅

[@tessgonzalez285]

right like how did you just forget your own lore

[@Gleekmakeupgirl]

Phil saying “that was you!” about the pasta is giving Trixie saying “that's you” to Katya about the voicemail

[@kenna7627]

what a dressing room dip and pip are living their best tour lives

[@Tessa_Gr]

I went to Phrankfurt, after they complained so much about the way too hot shower water in Frankfurt, I'm glad at least the dressing room was nice. Hopefully made up for the dangerous water.

[@gracemiller4624]

Before I watched yall I knew a girl that had the merch with the haircuts and I literally spent days trying to figure out what it was supposed to be 😭😭 I ended up asking her what it was and she showed me a video from yall and I’ve been obsessed ever since! Shout out to Bethany I hope you’re still watching Dan and Phil too 😅

[@tricksfollies9549]

Dan showed full sphincter in this episode

[@theextraordinaryeden6352]

in the crawlspace under my house rn but I'll be damned if i miss a dan and phil video

[@plecoptera]

🎶📣📣📣 One is pale, one has brown hair. They're long. Its Dan and Phil. 📣📣📣🎶

[@danaes.4499]

I brought my husband to your Orlando Interactive Introverts show and he was laughing by the end of it. Now he happily watches all of the DnPGAMES videos with me.

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

2:05 theme song for their inevitable sitcom

[@halliewong]

Dan and Phil, Phan Twitter, 2024 Dan: "We are coming to you live from Frankfurt." Phil: "This is not live, this is a video." - Dan and Phil, PubG, 2018 Phil: "We are coming to you live from Hong Kong." Dan: "This is not live, this is a video."

[@KathleenWhite-ki8jm]

3:56 the “me and Phil” returns he will never escape

[@kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242]

18:40 why is phil clipfarming for more "pov ur a horse that has just been taken in by two gay ranchhands after your old farm burnt down when you were but a foal"

[@clarap.4529]

15:18 went to the show in Berlin with my boyfriend and that's exactly what happened :) Didn't take long. You guys won him over immediately! He was still very confused because he doesn't know all of the lore (yet)

[@Kae.the.Selkie]

The hungry caterpillar one is the book sitting in a bassinet. The middle row bulkhead seat has the option for a bassinet for a baby. So it's much closer to the camera than Dan or Phil.

[@blanket4763]

I love that Dan an Phil's default American accent is an aggressively midwestern middle age mom voice. Madame Minnesota and Mistress Michigan over here fr

[@mintychocolate8504]

If you're still hesitating on whether to go to their show or not, DO IT. I saw them in Stockholm last friday, IT WAS INCREDIBLE. I'd never been to their shows before so I was hesitant to go to another country for this (from Latvia), but they blew all of it away. It was SO WORTH IT. My face hurt throughout the whole show from smiling and laughing. If there's a chance, I'm 100% gotng to the next one.

[@iwouldwalk500]

thank you dan and phil for getting me through college. you are the best study buddies -from a college student currently fighting for my life working two jobs and studying for an exam this week

[@annarowlands7040]

Good luck with your exam!!

[@madeleineheaney3166]

good luck on your exam!

[@bugginonthewall]

if you had told 13 year old me 10 years ago D&P would tour again, i’d implode

[@caffeinefiendd]

phil in his manic pixie blonde era fr

[@sypersonified]

Dan slowly backing off the couch in speechlessness towards the end is SENDINNG me

[@mostar1219]

6:49 "That's Daniel in my home MADE OUT OF WATERMELONE!"

[@realalexcross]

Dan conveniently “forgetting” he was the one who burned the pasta is my level of delusional

[@rooron3152]

1:12 Phil's spanish cured my depression

[@gamingwithmini2656]

gotta say, phils silver hair with the dark roots juuust starting to peak out paired with the spacecore jacket that just happens to have the **exact** same color scheme is a ✨V I B E ✨👌

[@norsegodoflove]

4:08 can't believe oomfs cat is in a dapg video

[@rababouu]

IKR TWO CHIPPY NOTICES IN ONE VIDEO OMG

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

i’m still fucking shaking

[@zara_diane]

The genuine disappointment in, “WHY AM I JUST DANIEL HOWELL?” Now we gotta go back and give him one 😂😭

[@ylissebian]

WELCOME BACK PHTOUR VIDEOS THE ENERGY IS ALWAYS SO BEAUTIFUL

[@pandajesus5052]

Calling it the phtour is unhinged I admire you greatly 🙏😔💗

[@cagedstar]

18:41 I can’t lie, this healed something within me

[@raashi5529]

Having too much lore will never be a problem!!

[@mickey.y6013]

Listen I’m glad we’ve gotten to the point where we can parasocially bully each other. It’s wonderful here

[@ediefviolet]

THE DRESS TO IMPRESS WAS ME AND BESTIE IM CRYINGGG

[@shroom.doom.]

yall killed it