Dan is going to get this channel deleted

[@mariahfleming1120]

I love the dichotomy of dan both mocking people so loud they can hear him, but also not being loud enough when telling an actual joke and losing the thunder

[@KlaraL-_-]

The worst of both worlds. Seems like such a Dan thing to experience, sorry Dan...

[@K.Arashi]

he can only be heard when it's bad for him

[@hayes1432]

as someone who also has an extremely quiet voice i can vouch for this experience. i feel like being quiet gives you so much confidence to say whatever you want under your breath in a “people don’t even hear me when i’m trying to talk to them, no way someone’s going to hear me on accident” kind of way

[@Ashely56]

It's part of his "magic comes at price dear"​ deal with Rumpelstiltskin @K.Arashi

[@thetwomind5912]

@@Ashely56rumplephilskin

[@caffeinatedflumadiddle5061]

Obsessed with the fact that apparently nobody can hear Dan unless he’s being bitchy in public

[@Soken50]

Sass boosted!

[@midnight_haze]

phil’s friends are never singing happy birthday to him again 😭

[@pauvresotte9484]

*Phil's only friend

[@Writing4MySoul]

My thoughts exactly 😂

[@deanngelo.]

😭😭😭

[@fizzycolalizzie]

maybe he's playing 4D chess and like me he actually despises when people do that

[@Maddie5b]

What friends

[@SimflowerAsh]

phil being excited by a whole group of people singing him happy birthday?! he is NOT beating the alien pretending to be human allegations 😭

[@Sillygooseyhan]

Literally 😂 cause no one feels that way

[@emo6577]

The only time I’ve enjoyed a surprise group birthday song is when my friends got a barbershop group that was busking on the street to wish me happy birthday. Restaurant birthday songs are my worst nightmare tho

[@genericname8727]

I like how Phil celebrates the whole month too. He really likes his birthdays

[@WishGender]

@@genericname8727 it's a very whimsical vibe and I wish I could implement it into my own life

[@angelmckenna8866]

I dislike the singing happy birthday part of my birthday and I’m pretty stereotypical Leo. I like things to be about me but that makes me uncomfortable. I run to the dance floor at the club even if no one else is dancing and so uncomfy that is.

[@miseryrat1943]

WHO UP DIPPING THEIR PIP RN

[@yviebueno3685]

MEEE!

[@markipliertrash1562]

EVERY DAY

[@carrotcake6987]

MEEEE

[@shroom.doom.]

always 💪🏼💪🏼

[@bee_person271]

Right here

[@lydia-cain]

"We ain't busy" YOU'RE PREPARING A WHOLE WORLD TOUR

[@anastassia.a]

THIS IS GOING TO RUIN THE TOUR

[@jasmint3207]

​@@anastassia.aWhat tour

[@Me-vn3gz]

@@anastassia.awhat tour

[@jasmint3207]

​@@anastassia.a What tour?

[@anastassia.a]

@@jasmint3207 THE WORLD TOUR

[@Racewash]

The cappuccino anecdote was such a dan thing

[@WishGender]

somehow I felt spiritually connected to both of them in that story. I am both the friend who says the offensive thing and the friend who freaks out telling them to stfu so we don't get attacked

[@taylorellis846]

My mom will do that, she doesn’t have a filter and I’m like, “They can hear you🫣”

[@WetRatGaming]

the scream i scrumpt... liked the video just for that

[@winnie_the_bleh]

i would pay dan to make fun of how i say cappuccino tbh

[@WishGender]

@@WetRatGaming SCRUMPT

[@tis_k]

"dan is going to get the chanel deleted" meanwhile its phil being the most unhinged gleeking and four boyfriends and all

[@kaymay4205]

Im starting to think that's the point😂 he tryna put the blame on Dan cause its easier to believe 😂😂😂😂😂

[@veryvance]

"dan is going to get this channel deleted" meanwhile phil and his gleeking

[@raashi095]

Phil trying to gleek is the most uncomfortable I have ever been post hiatus

[@cora9293]

Agreed

[@rhyannonsparks1457]

It’s so Phil though, so I was laughing (and grateful my bf was out)

[@bugginonthewall]

LMAO! Gleekers rise, i was nicknamed snakey as a kid in primary school for it. 23 now & I still do it as a party trick lol 😭

[@alexf225]

He has very vainy tongue.

[@rhyannonsparks1457]

@@alexf225 cool fair toned people feel it though, my vains are super noticeable

[@caitysho]

always press a dnpgames notification the second it appears, even if im in the club

[@toffeehammer4070]

a dnp fan in the club? it's more likely than you think.

[@sentimentist]

you’re in the club?

[@jumies4056]

watching dnpgames at the club is my goal in life actually

[@delaneyknipp9485]

like dnp fans go to the club

[@magnusbane420]

Only phannie to ever enter the club:

[@moonzyyy8437]

Dan loudly gossiping in front of people is so immigrant mom of him

[@dippitydip4559]

The immediate regret on Dan’s face after chugging that water😭

[@Sentientmatter8]

Dan, just waterboarding himself on camera in an attempt to show off how much cylindrical object™ he can fit in his mouth.

[@totentanz941]

love the fact that dan has The Tone that nobody normally hears, but when he publicly does a cunty impression of somebody in their presence, literally everybody can hear it

[@Lydia130613]

‘His grandma was the Queen’ I love how often people here skip Charles and his generation as if they don’t exist. That’s the energy I also choose to live by.

[@woodfur00]

Hey, having great-grandparents isn't normal. Living that long _isn't normal Elizabeth_

[@jamiethegaymie]

​@@woodfur00my nan has 4 great grandchildren, she's only 80. Weird that you think that having great grandkids isn't normal

[@Lydia130613]

@@woodfur00Dan was right to intervene

[@woodfur00]

@@jamiethegaymieI can impose a box on the bell curve anywhere I want and I choose whatever is the most irreverent to the royal family, any questions

[@jamiethegaymie]

@@woodfur00 honestly valid, carry on

[@kiraisamess]

i like that we pretend dan is the problem when phil is really the one being outrageous

[@Claire-Michelle]

everyone say it “thank you gay uncles!!”

[@aalicat_is]

This would be ICONIC if they did a Dan and Phil meme version

[@lubnahm6009]

“Thank you gay uncles” we all say in unison

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

The gay uncles that mothered

[@4dgreentea]

Thanks gunc❤️

[@niiikaaa21]

not me actually just saying that out loud lmao

[@melissabeckmann2241]

I’m losing it right now over “you have an imaginary uncle?” 😂😂😂

[@Grapejuice190]

not even 20 seconds in and im already a child of domestic phabuse

[@bettiplays]

"Phabuse" 😭😂😭

[@Digimistake]

This wins best comment

[@Grapejuice190]

@@Digimistakelmfaoooooooo

[@momomomo__]

babuse!!

[@retheply8092]

Danmestic phabuse

[@louispearson7626]

"what a wet mouth" has gotta be up there with some of the best Phil quotes

[@imuniquefangirl]

It reminded me of "and what a thick channel it was"

[@lilysk98]

the duality of "dan in social situations is so quiet that he blends in with the ambient noise" and "dan in public does really loud impressions of strangers who are still in earshot" is incredible

[@m_____l___]

DUALITY KING

[@raashi095]

Phil and his ginger hareem ... I am cackling

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

Lol read this just as I heard it

[@television-woo]

and Dan did not blink 🌵

[@Ris-vulpis]

I love when dan fixates on one tiny detail of phils story

[@lilyyylc]

THE FREQUENCY OF MY VOICE BEING LOST IS SOMETHING I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE AND THEY LOOK AT ME WEIRD thank you for making me feel seen daniel

[@rachel_wx6640]

My biggest issue as well. My voice also blends in with the ambient crowd noise. Always has. Swear I have to talk louder than everyone else to be heard. Always extra effort.

[@yodelingflamingo6653]

“Dan is trying to get this channel deleted” who’s shocked

[@cjacobs100]

5:56 unstoppable force (phil's childhood anecdotes) vs immovable object (dan)

[@mxrdersimulator]

as a northerner these vids r always fun bc phil will tell the most normal relatable childhood anecdote and dan will look at him like he's crazy 😭

[@ReneKnights]

I like phil's implication that he's only allowed cake once a year on his birthday

[@allij246]

Phil is serving me a Jack Frost vibe and I am honestly LIVING for it

[@gabriellathewise]

Died 2013 Born 1987 Welcome back Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians

[@allij246]

@@gabriellathewise you understand me

[@JLChappelll]

Dan actively sabotages your financial security every time that camera comes on

[@CherBaby13]

Phil's shirt gives "on all levels but physical I am wolf *barks*" vibes

[@thePinkKitty3]

Anthony Padilla interviewed them so technically dan met them too I don't make the rules

[@jdoggyyyyy]

the hiatus wasn't enough for him, dan wants the channel deleted 😵

[@unsaltedtoast]

"i don't want to be demonitised' capital lester strikes again

[@jaya9298]

gotta pay phortgage

[@KlaraL-_-]

I just wanna say that it´s "demonetized" as in taking away the monetary aspect, it has nothing to do with demons.

[@unsaltedtoast]

@@jaya9298 gotta buy more golden pigs for the phouse

[@thebabadook203]

as a northerner from a rural area i can confirm all of phil's very obscure northern anecdotes are 100% true in every way i relate so much

[@emilybarclay8831]

He’s survived this long, KZbin is used to his shenanigans

[@sagenebula]

after what they did to him with that TV show business, KZbin owes him 😤

[@dippitydip4559]

I like how you can tell some of the cards are better edited to get rid of the table they were placed on than others, it rly adds depth to the performance

[@snowtigerko]

the whole time I was thinking like why wouldn't they just google the memes to get a better quality jpeg 😭😭

[@pmpkn_soup]

​@@snowtigerko tbf, would you want to google "man in santa hat tweaking his nipples meme"

[@junemoon92]

The baby sound when Dan popped out of his shirt absolutely killed me

[@flaurelmusic]

Same lol

[@chvvsvv3958]

7:34 for those who want it!

[@fragilem1lk]

Saying Dan is going to get the channel deleted is wild when PHIL LESTER is saying the dirtiest things within the first 30 seconds of the video

[@Lix_2724]

I love that instead of finding the meme images on google they took a picture of a card, glare and everything

[@noellemarie1450]

can't believe phil acted like that the whole video and they titled it DAN is going to get this channel deleted

[@Riitz874]

It’s so funny that Dan’s voice gets “lost in the crowd” UNLESS he’s talking shit about someone😂

[@Zoejo]

I saw a tiktok once, where a group played this game the other way around; so pulling out a white card to base on the meme cards that are in your hands. This in itself is hilarious as is, but I'd loveee to see the chaos you two would bring playing this game the other way!

[@thewinterizzy]

Now counting down the days for What Do You Meme: Dip and Pip edition.

[@lilyyylc]

As a northern person i too have a 'fake aunty' who is actually just my grandmas best friend and shes still at family gatherings

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

It's standard practice when you're eastern european

[@mackenzielaking]

Dan literally referencing his video “I mumble” without even realizing.

[@phoebeehe]

I love how Dan vs Phil has just turned into them squawking with all the special effects

[@lilliematthews7922]

It wouldn't be the same without it.

[@rachel_wx6640]

I remember when it was actually mostly coherent.

[@caitlindeihl6817]

"on the one hand this is us" as if thats not them on both hands

[@rosarobot377]

>Dan talks shit about strangers within earshot >no one hears what Dan says all the time

[@hollyjriche]

The transformation to Yuri and Victor from Yuri on Ice is almost complete

[@KlaraL-_-]

😲🤣

[@Phanny4Lyfe]

YES 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻

[@katrinasammons1448]

Girlbossed too close to the sun I fear

[@jamiejo2000]

when they were talking about people not hearing Dan I was reminded to go rewatch “can Phil express an opinion” for the 127th time

[@corie.e.jones02]

7:04 Phil being shocked with the animal crossing lines and sound effect is so cute lol

[@christianevrye]

I don't even know the name of this game company anymore... They will always be "the makers of den hinged hill though"

[@gabriela_guadalupe]

I will never recover from hearing the way Dan said "chihuahua"

[@raashi095]

Phil saying nut and slapping the air is sending me😂

[@raashi095]

The uncle Norman lore is not what I was expecting!!!

[@alexisweber2]

Immediately Phil hitting Dan 💀 THEY’RE TOUCHING

[@emeraldkoala2]

9:25 Thanks for the probably unintentional Impossible Quiz "Chi-hua-hua" flashback.

[@raelynemoreno8332]

THANK YOU I was dying trying to remember why he said it like this

[@RoyalPandora]

We just rescued a chi-hua-hua, and I think of that moment literally every day. 😂

[@Paolo210395]

Phil's four ginger boyfriends And yes, they smoke weed

[@emmarockswoo]

Do they smoke weed?

[@tangled8151]

yes, actually. they all smoke weed bunts before they kiss (they are his boyfriends)

[@zintheryx]

soulmate card is fucked up

[@rosesraeken]

15 silent seconds of phil trying to gleek was not on my 2024 bingo card

[@norah_dawoodi]

Phil pressing the nut button three times and with just complete silence

[@bugginonthewall]

being handed 50p for sweets as a kid felt like inheriting a mansion

[@FlyingShite]

I’m sorry, but Phil’s answer to NUT being that face you make when people sing happy birthday SENT ME!!! 😂😂😂

[@nessiefanatic]

they almost always pick the opposite of what i’m thinking to win

[@Tatyana_Yudina]

I can relate to Dan's voice blending in with the crowd noises so much, same here and I happen to be a teacher😫

[@jessamymckay938]

You both kept giving it to the other, you're too polite for this game 😂😂

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

lmao them pretending 9:45 isn't also about them

[@bluebunnie26]

i'd love a verson of this where the audience determines who wins by voting on the community tab

[@lemonlimez1999]

i was watching old d&pg videos to get through cleaning my depression room bc there was nothing new. what perfect timing thanks fellas !!!! :)

[@renna3980]

phil suits this hair so much it makes me think the concept of blondeness was put on this earth for him

[@slyghostcat]

I AM BEGGING FOR A DAN AND PHIL MEME REACTION PIC VERSION OF THIS PLEASE

[@onixiage]

the light reflecting on the cards in each photo really gets me

[@jaym.2793]

I literally can't feel anxious when I'm watching these videos, Dan and Phil distract me way too much

[@prettyupsetnerd5118]

they really were just taking turns with giving each other points, phil only won cause it ended on his turn lol

[@funkyorsomethin]

yes please do a dan and phil meme version!

[@neon_shapeshifter]

PLEASE you guys need to do another one with Dan and Phil reaction pictures that's such a good idea! Could have us submit some too!!

[@alex-fs9yt]

Phil had no place to judge the grandma and grandpa caboodling card (which despite being a horrid mental image, makes sense as a dank joke for that meme) when his response was just casually pulling up the birthday song thing (makes less sense, which somehow makes it even _more_ terrifying) 💀

[@nastasiawittig6816]

trying to watch this with shitty wifi in kings cross to avoid peak fare is the ultimate tfl experience

[@beble895]

Dan's cappuccino story reminds me of the time me and a friend were walking down a hill towards tesco, and the girls in front of us were absolutely hammered and barely able to walk in their heels, let alone downhill, so I started walking the same way as a hehehaha funny joke, only for them to both turn around at the exact same time and catch me in the act

[@L33S1]

thanks babes

[@mandysue1857]

3:09 this toxic trait frequently gets me in trouble with my friends

[@Jdoesntwrite]

Phil has such youthful, slumber party energy in this video

[@tis_k]

this is going to ruin the tour

[@camomileandtumeric]

what tour?

[@steelheartii6525]

The world tour...

[@bleronk6840]

two absolutely amazing shirts for this video

[@allisonwalter5811]

haven’t played this game since middle school so feels fitting dan and phil are playing it in 2024

[@savanah5545]

Dan and Phil went on hiatus right before my dad died thought my world was over them being back has healed a part of me ❤

[@hannahwatermelon]

Watching this video it’s incredibly clear that Dan and Phil pick who is going to win each round based on the current distribution of points so that it can stay tied for basically the whole game and honestly I respect them for that

[@babywarning]

they do this for every card game it’s kinda funny

[@SophiHan02]

I’m loving Phil’s energy in this video he gets more and more chaotic good every time

[@something_salty]

I hope they do the video with their own pictures, that would be so good!

[@marm4851]

8:58 They NEED to play façade I feel like they'd have so much fun with it

[@dreamsingxld]

i love these unhinged party games they're my favorite

[@noahpoole422]

we love the cheesy drunk party games

[@DemetriaElla]

0:43 I lost the game.

[@ylissebian]

impeccable outfit choices here lads really proving yourselves to be fashionistas these past few videos

[@colly6022]

dan's pure disbelief and horror at 0:56

[@frenchweirdo6461]

My partner who was writing a MA thesis on memes would have either an epiphany or an aneurism and honestly both seem valid

[@RibbonsWorld]

I know that you guys will probably never see this among the sea of comments but I was grinning like an idiot watching you two, all these years later, being such comfort content creators of mine, and I just randomly started to tear up because I'm just so glad that through everything we've all been through, you two are still here doing your thing, making people happy and having a good time

[@londonm3161]

phil outing himself as the only enjoyer of being sung happy birthday to was not on my 2024 bingo card

[@lesliehall7161]

I love the idea of using Dan & Phil memes!! There are just so many! 😄