Do NOT make me say this! Dan And Phil play Incohearent ..again

[@syd943]

the genuine fear that filled me after phil said "something just popped out" and proceeded to say he had a wardrobe malfunction

[@coolwithakatie5366]

and the way he backed up from the camera i was ready to shield my eyes 💀

[@shiroi201]

And then lift his leg!

[@hubofinsanity4122]

RIGHT AFTER THE ANAL FISTING CARD TOO

[@22suprstar22]

AND THEN HE BACKED UP?? LMAO EXCUSE ME 💀

[@jaybehkay2438]

Heart DROPPED

[@MoonchildDontCry]

I was crying when Phil kept repeating in a slight smoldering voice "fog meat tad tea" 😭😭

[@shiroi201]

I just about died!!

[@Gr95dc]

it was way too funny, I cried too

[@naomiwallis752]

Dan's face through the whole thing killed me

[@jaspermoore1305]

i verbally went NO- at the first attempt 😭

[@chloenord280]

@@jaspermoore1305see I just yelled PHILIP-

[@raashi095]

Phil: "Oh they kissed" The fucking ways they troll us these days has me rolling

[@anasoto1987]

they legit make fun of me at 13

[@EmeMonllor]

I clapped laughing like a boomer in a stand up comedy show, they´re laughing at us and I´m into it tbf

[@cherhorowitch47]

they’re too aware of twitter discourse💀

[@taylorharvey3980]

legit would've sent us into cardiac arrest

[@Gr95dc]

timestamp please, I think I missed that 😔

[@sirgaykrovos]

LMAO the way Dan was so unprepared for Phill to read 'fog meat tad tea' so breathily and, honestly, neither was I

[@ellaelliott4415]

I nearly fell over laughing

[@Nightbat1321]

It was brilliantly chaotic 😂

[@darettolive]

gay panic

[@unintendedbliss9592]

Dan absolutely looked like he was gonna lose his shit

[@luciluver420]

I'm literally gagging 😂😂😂

[@ElleTena]

Starting this video with Phil’s toes and “you just spat in my mouth” is bonkers

[@depressed.lemonade]

"ohmygod they kissed" is insane actually

[@microsofterror880]

​@depressed.lemonade they literally want to hurt us /j

[@lynncollins9715]

Just another day in the Phandom nothing to see here

[@Magnus833]

I know right they could have edited it out 😭

[@ellaelliott4415]

@@Magnus833no they said it to call us out and shame us 😂

[@unsaltedtoast]

dans confidence with the wed as poo see card has me sobbing

[@dazaimaru5799]

LITERALLY HAHAHAHA

[@inkandcaffeine]

im still laughing ahahaha

[@markipliertrash1562]

The realization 😭😭

[@ezzashaw]

SAME IM CRYING

[@kai_winchester_66]

he said it with so much conviction 🤣

[@flinn4564]

phil taking advantage of how good the blonde looks with dark clothes we love to see it

[@Creature_Creative]

Yesss that's what I was thinking!

[@madisonhodapp8049]

Dan: 😐wed as poo see 😐 Phil: 👹fog meat tad tea 👹

[@ronniewithluv496]

dan's scream of horror after he realised it was "suck my t*ties" was EVERYTHING 😭😭😭

[@_taaaam]

"You just said "puppy" and spat in my mouth." - Daniel Howell, 2024

[@reharm_reality]

I was looking for this comment lmao

[@teenylittlecat]

probably not the first time 😒

[@markipliertrash1562]

@@teenylittlecat😨

[@amandad7201]

@@teenylittlecat PHONE ON THE COUNTER RN !

[@FrostbyteOfficial]

@@teenylittlecatDelet this

[@rosesraeken]

"oh my god they kissed" they actually need to be stopped oh my fucking god 💀

[@sentientflute]

THIS i choked on my water 💀😂

[@Braxton999Adams]

No. LET THE CHAOS RAIN!!!!

[@fluterem8866]

And then Dan hitting himself with the wine glass lmao

[@jesslikescoffee24]

The fact that “free wifi” wasn’t a nord spon segue is a travesty

[@leahprouse623]

Im still half expecting the phangenda reveal to be one big nordvpn ad

[@guadalupehernandez-sosa5315]

I was literally waiting for the nord spon like well damn didn’t know they could do two in one vid

[@arolinger4]

@@leahprouse623bye that would be so funny

[@fatimaf2367]

"wed as poo see" and "fog meat tad tea" back to back was diabolical

[@kat_ha.777]

the last 2 minutes of this are perfection ... I skipped back to minute 13 so many times when I first watched this, and came back today to skip forward to it

[@adityaagarwal6640]

In Phil’s defense the only time I’ve ever heard the phrase “erotic experience” was from the grandma in Titanic

[@DangerMenAtWork1]

HELP

[@jesse6899]

they had to treat us with incohearent after the sims disaster

[@nostalgiaprincess]

that was the best apology video i’ve ever seen

[@hannahlettig4015]

That explains all of their behavior in this video

[@nerl7473]

You guys haven't seen thier tumblr apology video then? 😄

[@nostalgiaprincess]

@@nerl7473 the one they just did?

[@ellaelliott4415]

I never forgive or forget

[@naomij8110]

The epic highs (chappell roan mention) and lows (literally the entire rest of this video) of high school football (watching dan and phil in 2024)

[@larousse1]

Hello Archie Andrews

[@palomatorres6080]

“OMG THEY KISSED” PLEASE you are going to hell phil lester the comedian

[@sliceysliceofapancake]

13:03 the straight, deadpan “wed as poo see” absolutely KILLED me

[@axaturdoor7553]

It’s like asking Siri “What does Cardi B’s WAP stand for?” XD

[@marigoldbells9581]

He just delivered it without a second thought 🤣

[@courtneycuellar3536]

the “hey null fish ding” card as the reward would make me not want to win

[@hannahlettig4015]

Theory that Phil definitely lost on purpose because he didn’t want it on his side

[@ryekat76]

Phil may have lost the Dan vs. Phil, but I think we all lost something today

[@tis_k]

phil just randomly, aggressively saying "Bitch" is the change we deserve to see in dnpg chapter 2

[@onestepshort6291]

always nice to watch two guys fight over which of them gets to receive the hey null fish ding

[@reharm_reality]

"You wanna recieeeeeve?"

[@yass_sin]

you didn’t have to say this

[@Tilly.s_bumblebees]

as much as i hate unskippable ads on vids, i do love to see that this has not yet been de monetised 💀💀

[@kiraisamess]

we need to buy incohearent and download dragon city so phil can afford new socks

[@Jeevesie1988]

Phil: I can curse now. Dan: Challenge accepted.

[@ax.olotls]

Going immediately from "hey null fish ding" to "it popped out", my brain just immediately went "no Phil, that was the other card game"

[@arcade3198]

help i don't get it

[@ax.olotls]

@@arcade3198 I forget what it was called, but the game where they pulled the prompt that was like "help, my anus prolapsed at the office Christmas party"

[@reharm_reality]

Trunk dexting! ​@@ax.olotls

[@lilyyylc]

As a lesbian, I can confirm that Dan's delivery on that card made me feel things I never want to feel again xx

[@Challa1701]

Fully convinced at this point that phil is an alien and dan is his government mandated keeper

[@axescilias]

wheres that phanfiction damn

[@poppunkrock141]

the p in scp stands for phil

[@ellietandy2423]

Lads WHAT IS THE PHAGENDA

[@Jeevesie1988]

My theory is a podcast (probably with other tie-in community stuff too). :o

[@E03H]

Pretty sure it’s a tour

[@Jeevesie1988]

@E03H That'd be neat, and I'll be glad if so. Whatever it is I'm sure it'll be wild. 😁

[@CherryCupcakeCreations]

@@Jeevesie1988 The email you get after you sign up to the "phangenda" is from the danandphiltour email address. Draw your own conclusions... ;P

[@lorienzoeller6764]

IF ITS ANOTHER TOUR I WILL CRY

[@reharm_reality]

The best part of these videos is how when Phil realizes what he's saying he just giggles and then Dan over here fucking screams

[@shiroi201]

It's dan so that seems very on brand😂

[@Saphthings]

Bess, "Yay my heroes uploaded! Finally a way to escape my life where no one likes me!" Dan, "F off Bess!" Bess: D:

[@queenemmers]

You're the bess 🥳

[@WintersSunflower]

As some one actually named Bess, watching this stoned was insane.

[@daisyyellow8782]

the raw PANIC at "is he a child" LMFAOO

[@det395]

2 minutes in and we're getting the puppies out and them spitting into each other's mouths thanks boys

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

I’m sorry “hey null fish ding” wasn’t in the NSFW pack?!

[@reharm_reality]

There was a NSFW section of the original too I think

[@farkenshnoff4521]

The original had a kinky section, which that card was in. They're playing with an expansion pack here

[@fruitylittleman8025]

13:37 dan's visceral reaction to phil saying "fog meat tad tea" is either one of absolute horror or one of trying to hold back the loudest scream-laugh

[@ainazaghdam8622]

"idk I've never used it. I'm good christian boy" yes you are sister

[@jeanz638]

Phil saying Chappel Roan as his second musical artist made me so happy

[@reharm_reality]

Right?

[@QuicklyLiquid]

feels kind of forbidden too, like who told him????

[@QuicklyLiquid]

@@AnS-ov6nf yes truuuee i honestly wouldnt be surprised if chappell knew about them

[@courtneycuellar3536]

8:14 “hello sir, wonderful cheeks” is crazy

[@arthurteddy91]

I had to watch that part like five times because I kept cracking up so bad I was missing the next parts 🤣🤣🤣

[@MKGremlin]

ah yis. How British of them

[@aebxo6916]

slot!

[@DragonicCherry]

@@aebxo6916 slide that credit card

[@Imindecisiveidk]

Nothing like a Dan and Phil video to cure me from my monthly punishment for being born with a uterus

[@syedaaaaaaa]

OMG twinning!

[@medea__witchhh]

twinning !!!

[@yamahrahda]

my condolences, fellow uterus haver😔

[@Bkid123321]

F

[@jen379]

dan not beating the stoner allegations with the "pass the joint" card LOL

[@donnyvan6829]

“Do you wanna get on my maggot train” should be on the list of things to never say again

[@Creature_Creative]

Preach XD

[@dotdotdot...176]

Phil saying "fog meat tad tea" with such seriousness and seemingly without instantly realising what it sounds like is just... trauma

[@clarissarojas7959]

Phil showing feet for free brother you gotta be charging for that!!

[@jbaby362]

Right? He'd be able to afford new socks if he did

[@skydreamerlily]

I had to rewind phil whispering 'fog meat tad tea' so many times, i cannot bREATHE, this is gold

[@galbash]

the way dan made phil look straight into the camera and say the worst cards

[@reaganmoore27]

Dan's immediate fight or flight response to Phil saying "fog meat tad tea" was pretty amazing lmao

[@killme6715]

the immediate "what have I done" expression

[@OriharaKaoru]

"they're touching" has leveled up

[@seashelfiction]

Dan: be as sincere as possible Also Dan: immediately regrets his decisions 13:38

[@blackcappedchickadee8469]

The horror in those eyes 😂😂😂

[@aishazayed997]

love phils color scheme of black and orange totally doesn't remind you of another inappropriate site no siree

[@diamondust2054]

"wed as poo see" is genuinely the #1 funniest moment on this channel

[@vaingloriouscadenza1098]

The seal is staring at me

[@Madison-iu9gc]

Absolutely cracked up at Phil being so ready to expose Dan with the incognito mode comment only for that maneuver to completely backfire. Never change, please lol

[@hxpe626]

close enough welcome back aziraphale and crowley

[@Fnafiac]

Yeah, close enough 😂

[@sweetxcyanide]

season 3 is WILD

[@tychopanda]

They're finally talking

[@matagian8373]

YOU PREDICTED IT

[@TheNerdyArcher]

Once again we see Dan and Phil take on the challenge: speedrun demonetisation.

[@DrewBernstein]

I've already gotten so used to the phlonde when they flashed back to the last time they played and he had dark hair I was so shell-shocked 😭

[@beckchapman7237]

NO LITERALLY especially cuz it’s brunette Phil not even black hair dye Phil

[@aevaggg]

2 minutes in the word jigglypuss has been uttered and phil spat in dan's mouth we are so back

[@vaishnavisingh247]

THE MOTH SHIRT IN 2024 OMG

[@londonm3161]

phil please you cannot just say "oops something just popped out!" and take multiple seconds to follow up with "wardrobe malfunction! 🤪" I have HEART PROBLEMS

[@pascuimiau]

lmao i thought the incognito mode question was a segue into a nordvpn ad

[@CheshirelySmiles]

omg same also its control (windows) / command (mac) + shift + N

[@thqy_]

i love how phil reads all his cards with such enthusiasm, he doesn't care for the meaning😭

[@elicook3848]

"Something just popped out" made me physically recoil I cannot tell you how much dread filled me

[@lalalsm]

Seeing them say “f@ck me daddy” and “you’ve been a bad boy” after the priest!phil and nun!dan fanfics is something else

[@CharaDreemurX]

The what?!

[@kf10147]

@@CharaDreemurXgirl get on ao3!!!

[@frey2260]

the what 🤨🤨(😳😳)

[@FrostbyteOfficial]

Sir, W H A T

[@Crabby-Abby]

I found the fics and you were right 😬

[@syd943]

incohearent was easily my most rewatched post-hiatus dnpg video im so happy right now

[@reharm_reality]

Sameee

[@shiroi201]

You and me both

[@a_platypus]

13:38 THE LOOK IN DAN'S EYES

[@det395]

you guys should make or ask the internet for dan and phil related incohearant prompts please just imagine the lore

[@reharm_reality]

YESSSS this would be so funny omg

[@SmoshBaby2468]

I'm not bess, but my dog, who is sat with me while I watch, is indeed, called bess

[@niamh1408]

i’m literally in a&e thanks dnp

[@hanna_maria]

Dang are you ok?

[@wowie_206]

Hope you’re ok!

[@553zz]

hope youre all good omg

[@SAMSUXX]

i love how the phrasing implies that dip and pip got you sent there (sending all my well wishes tho :3)

[@hanna_maria]

@@wowie_206 memento moriii

[@rosesraeken]

"wed as poo see" im fucking crying at dans reaction 😭😭

[@AlinaProbably]

Phil has no business looking this good in the thumbnail like wtf

[@sophieargentov]

i love that dan's end card thingy is just 'danisnot'

[@lalalsm]

love how the dan vs phil announcement is just phil making explosion noises with no contexto whatsoever

[@kristinawithem9016]

i love that phil needs to go full northern to get the cards right

[@eelale]

okay love it love this love you two WHERE IS IT TAKES TWO #2

[@Leeloula1457]

PLEASE IM ON MY KNEE KNUCKLES BEGGING

[@gigibeah524]

Like I miss the hour long videos 😭

[@nemnyoom]

i want more trombone champ

[@markipliertrash1562]

PLSSSSS 😭

[@jijinae7396]

Every single molecule of oxygen left my lungs, and tears were in my eyes when Dan said, "sog might hit tease" followed by his WAIL of horror 🤣🤣🤣

[@L0c4l_k1llj0y]

I've raised from the dead. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, THE SUN IS SHINING THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE

[@space-raider-system5828]

The last one had me needing my inhaler, no joke, the wheeze was intense

[@hail_404]

“oh my god they kissed!” do not mock us rn

[@Mmc.879]

12:49 Phil, English major, forgetting words since forever

[@casswritesstuff]

12:23 "I just made all of the lesbians... ace" I'm already ace Dan LMAO 😭

[@taylorharvey3980]

phil not admitting to knowing the shortcut to incognito mode and dan actually not knowing it is the opposite of what 2014 phannies thought their personalities were

[@kiraisamess]

seeing dan back in the moth shirt healed something in me

[@infinityinfurno8711]

Dan's "What can I say, I've got a dexterous tongue" sounds like a Sir Mix-A-Lot lyric 3:20

[@slightlyusedpan]

The vibes are rare in this one fellas

[@gigibeah524]

I’m in love with this era of dip and pip

[@sarahm.9615]

Phil turning red when Dan asks “there’s a shortcut for incognito mode” 😭

[@Mi-be1os]

Dan's face at 4:59 will forever haunt my nightmares wtf😭😭

[@Thiscoldice]

the delivery of „wed as poo see“ had me cry laughing so hard thank you for you for playing this again

[@ashjae.]

blond phil with hat>>>

[@TamyM]

Phil's little "thank you for the little hint" at 13:00 is PRECIOUS

[@sydneympratt]

my grandmother passed away earlier this morning & i just have to say thank you to the both of you for making me laugh & smile during this difficult time ❤

[@sarty]

I'm so sorry :( 💔

[@steelheartii6525]

Condolences! The phandom is always there for u

[@sydneympratt]

@@steelheartii6525 thank you so much

[@viennesewaffle9555]

hearing Phil saying "Chappell Roan" is a huge win for me personally. happy pride month lesbians

[@yass_sin]

why thank you

[@sonny.withachance]

they know their audience 🤭

[@arawnscott4255]

Me when I'm on time for a Dan and Phil games upload??? For the first time ever in like 8 years???

[@MonjoOfficial]

Literally just was thinking that

[@lilithali8582]

"something just popped out" " A hand?" Heynullfishding on Dan's mind

[@EmIdc]

2:08 "oh my god they kissed" hey that's MY line

[@AdamZugone]

The way that at incognito mode and Phil's question for Dan after it I was 100% convinced it was a lead in to a NordVPN spon. How was it not.

[@jen379]

why is no one talking about how dan said he had a dexterous tongue

[@peppermintpixxie]

I’m still amazed that platinum hair on Phil has made him look so much younger and it suits him so well

[@averyt23]

AH HELL YEAH MORE CARD GAMES

[@beccad2108]

These videos actually give me life. I love how they were a big part of my early teens and now we get to enjoy their antics once again.

[@rayanne7625]

lmao i said out loud "my dan and phil senses are tingling" guess this is what i get for being here nearly a decade