Dan the Man That Anything Can - A 2021 Short Comedy Film | Jarrid Masse, Oriana Lada (4K)

Dan the Man - A Short Comedy Film by Usher Morgan
What's in a Name? Dan the Man has been through it all, and he's going to tell her about it.
Written, Directed, and Produced by Usher Morgan
Starring Jarrid Masse and Oriana Lada
Cinematography: Louis Obioha
Swing: Mike Mazzilli
Makeup: Damaris Santana
PA: Juliana Hwang
www.darkpassagefilms.com
www.ushermorgan.com

[@jcceazer1468]

I want to see more of Oriana Lada, please cast her in EVERYTHING!

[@brianlanders5306]

That I would agree with, she has the sweetest facial expressions for someone that doesn't give a damn about what they're blabbering about. The end is what you would expect from someone that orders something and can't pay for it. I think it's a curse to run into people like that.

[@jcceazer1468]

@@brianlanders5306 Yep; what a pretty face with funny reactions to what she's hearing.

[@mikebruse2939]

No shit! She is absolutely gorgeous!

[@bigbank4649]

I've been to Florida... TWICE! lol

[@arthurabernathy5461]

G so 5

[@jaymorgan8017]

I got ya there Danno !

[@nurpuss9370]

That girl is freaking gorgeous!!

[@sticksnstonespatriot1728]

Ghaye

[@laurenrizzo2537]

Her look after he says penis.... hahaha! Great job everyone!

[@pedrojuarez2483]

I would gladly waste 2hrs of my life watching a full length movie of "Dan the man that anything can"... I never post "lol", but this shit seriously had me bustin up!! Great work! 👌

[@brianstone8719]

No I would do that for the facial expressions of the barista listening to customers bs 🙄 she's the bomb

[@luism.raposo5138]

Yep, Dan the Man with a Joint in his hand. Dan Can, get high with one hand on the stand. Then he said to me, "Punk!."

[@jnl8389]

I love her facial expressions!

[@brianstone8719]

Geez that is good 👍 loved the Clint take on the story telling but was enthralled by the volume of dialog told by the facial expressions 😀 absolutely brilliant 👏 👍 😀 👌 😉 👏👏👏👏brava oncore oncore

[@billysheppard6091]

Dan the man is gonna hang out with mayhem..and conquer the world.. go Dan..

[@aydntnc9930]

literally awesome

[@ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844]

Since then...something sad happens when I per....lolol I was pleasantly surprised at how good this was.

[@Kinseliplier]

Pee*

[@ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844]

@@Kinseliplier friggin autocorrect

[@ericwilliams538]

Well, I've been to Florida 3 times Dan the man anything can!!!!

[@danwatkins3044]

I watch this all the way through I want 18 hours of my life back believe me I will remember the name dark passage it's on my hit list

[@johnstucko2740]

Awesome 👏 job!!

[@michaelmacek9433]

In a way, I cannot believe he didn't add member of congress to his resume. He sure seems to be perfect for the job, a real phoney.

[@cristianogarcia7329]

😂😂😂😂😂 I love it I'm a Mexican guy in California I'm here twice jajaja

[@hemanthkumarchebrolu957]

I don't know Why this guy trying to imitate Jason Statham but this dude is hilarious

[@almier4457]

Awesome!!!😂😂😂

[@glennbrymer4065]

I love this young lady.

[@randykurfurst8419]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK

[@dant.3505]

I'm Dan and I approve this message.😸

[@samparkerSAM]

All this and Dan can't make his own coffee... I'll dig through a dumpster and boil the grinds I find on a fire...really it works; typical find food also... ate a dumpster chocolate last week; it tasted like freedom...504

[@truestorygil236]

Stabbing my niece for a corndog at a fantasy league baseball game, LOL

[@top8137]

That was awesome. Clever, funny, and entertaining.

[@Salty_Dice_Clanker_in_Exile]

Dan's Rock!!!

[@joshuamacey770]

That was great 👍

[@luciferangelica]

wait, when he said gulash was he trying to say gulag?

[@DarkPassageFilms]

Yup!

[@johnott4921]

Very weird but strangely entertaining lol. I watched and liked it.

[@christophermac6679]

OMG!!! What did I just watch? This was so random and hilarious. I’m so confused 🤔

[@shannontaylor1849]

Lol, good acting skills.

[@billycarter1911]

Great Film .

[@Tennesseanyankee]

I find it odd that after hearing about having an alien STI, likely incontinence, she gets turned on by him throwing a can of bees at a kid lol

[@peternorton5648]

It was for a good cause. 😆😆😆

[@MrReymoclif714]

Hitchhiking in 1979-81 Florida!

[@konstantinpolezhaev5423]

Golden man

[@Bush-Reacts66]

Bro dan literally looks like neebs from the (Neebs Gaming) youtube channel.....Ps why is dan's natural voice sounds like batman

[@4Fingr]

Great 👍 😅

[@vernexport]

Been there done that.....

[@joeymisko3997]

She HOT !!!!!

[@travishorn1847]

This guy reminds me of. ME lmao to funny

[@jcceazer1468]

I've watched this so many times but I don't think I've watched it enough times. I get the same reaction but don't ask me for my name; I'll tell you whe I meet you. I want your reaction to be genuine.

[@danwilsey5010]

They use to call me Danny Boy..!! You can call me Dan the Man NOW THAT I've been to Florida TWICE..

[@janetellinger9605]

Is that Pennys Mom? The kitty on tik tok?

[@sirxanthor]

I'm amazed he got his ID out. Most cities someone goes talking like that, Saying I'm Dan The Man, wouldn't really get the chance to reach for anything, as most likely they be shot by someone thinking they were a nutter lol. In reality it would have gone like this. "I'm Dan the man" BOOM! As he reaches for ID

[@montanaelkwhisperer1744]

That was a close call when he got shot through his earlobe!

[@listen2yourheart882]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Fiction_Writing]

For those who were wondering what happened in the chat, since it has been hidden: I wrote "First! Don't you wish you were me?" a few days before the stream began, and then got back a few minutes late for the premier. Maybe some people replied, but judging from how empty this comment section is, probably not. I'm wondering if DPF is keeping the chat from displaying because they thought that I was mocking the company or the film? If so, not at all. I was mocking the widespread practice of posting comments with the word "first," that's all. No disrespect toward the performers was ever intended and I hope that none was perceived. As for why more people aren't showing up - only 35 views in the first two days - maybe DPF needs to promote its work, some more. After I watch this film on a computer with better speakers than this lap top, maybe I'll promote it, a bit

[@DarkPassageFilms]

Haha, why would we ever hide that comment? Must be KZbin's doing. We only "hide" disparaging and highly offensive comments. Everything else is fair game.

[@brianstone8719]

@@DarkPassageFilms brilliant work on the facial expressions telling volumes of dialog I think I caught all the nuance of parody 😳 and tongue in cheek sergia Leon directors style this is award worthy one and all fn fun thank you 😊

[@michaelcoulter714]

Uhh... ok then...next !

[@lloydsplace101]

she has pretty blue teeth.

[@erabearm2565]

I've seen some shit in my time but apparently nothing comparable to what Dan the man has seen.....hero, Patriot, Weiner sucker🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@DanSmith-cb5vj]

I don't appreciate them using the title Dan the man in connection with this bs. Glad I've done better respectful things in my life.

[@konstantinpolezhaev5423]

Where is my money

[@alexandergregorov9694]

She is a true kitten though... Even though this was made for intentions of mocking and humiliating a person.

[@brianbannon6746]

1 Corinthians 15:3-4

[@nathanieladams4474]

I didn’t know cowboys had stretched ears from plugs!

[@jameshawkins6619]

I think it's part of the joke.

[@peternorton5648]

Dan the Man does & now you know. Hahaha!

[@robertkral9967]

How does the girl keep a straight face, do out takes

[@kevinpitts22able]

That was just weird. And who edited this? Because a lot of her facial gestures did not match up with what he was saying. “I threw a can of bees..” (flirty smile from the woman)…?

[@alexandergregorov9694]

Ha Ha Ha

[@Fiction_Writing]

And I'm first, here, too!

[@AressaRalte]

That is awesome omg!

[@Fiction_Writing]

@@AressaRalte I know! Sad to say, my earlier moment of glory (being the first in the chat, too) has been hidden from public view, maybe because DPF didn't think that people could handle its awesome-osity (*), but in my heart, I'll always know it was there. (*) That wasn't even a word until just now. Such is the power of this moment!

[@ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844]

For this Dan the Man will be carried down the shallow waterways of the country you inhabit by a large school of seahorses to deliver you a mashup record of Simon and Garfunkel's Bridge Over Troubled Water and Brotha Lynch Hung's record Season of tha Siccness made by The president of Kazakhstan Nursultan Nazarbayev that he made for his favorite horse during his experimental faze of his formative 20's....and you will be made to thank him kindly while you both keep uninterrupted eye contact while listening to the entire thing.

[@alison4316]

I'm Jewish....I just don't like the implication. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@captainsalty9022]

Wrong cigar.

[@yetanothergodlessheathen]

this = designed for 9-year-olds. And younger.

[@curtisbrown5939]

Wow !!! It's Joe Biden 🤯

[@danieljones1981]

I'm Dan the Man! Without the Homosexuality

[@phredphlintstone6455]

Lair

[@6969smurfy]

I'm Offended.. How Dare You!

[@jaymorgan8017]

Clint might be jealous...

[@smalltowndowntown9199]

I didn’t think this was funny at all. I found the big goofy hole in his ear distracting, too.

[@jameshawkins6619]

I think that may have been part of the point.

[@brunneng38]

I didn’t notice that at all. Now i can’t unsee it.

[@AJ-xm4xc]

A bit over the top with the sexual situations.

[@klfrostmediallc334]

The hole in his ear is distracting

[@MrReymoclif714]

Yes it is!!!

[@dadof3tngirls]

Meh. At best.

[@JoseLopez-hx2gs]

I try and I even smoke a bowl of 27.9% thc sativa, this is just stupid not funny at all.

[@markkravig7410]

Awful! 👎

[@paulsorensen5996]

Vulgar and profane.

[@jonathangehman4005]

Meh.