Dan and Phil Chained Together

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

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[@pxxchyel]

i just lost my 680 duolingo streak time to start babbel instead!

[@LiseGuérinSoulisse]

Hear me out, if wanna practise your French you could add a tour date in Paris ? Pretty please ?

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

how expensive was this holiday

[@jadehackenberg8666]

I'm sorry, a lifetime subscription to Babbel is 100 years? This is giving me existential dread.

[@Pr1ya-Night]

I started feeling down in the dumps from a few memories, I haven't thought about in a while. Then, I saw this video had been posted and now I feel that my day has been BRIGHTENED :) I'll keep watching the video now

[@clementinekitten8305]

"why would they have eyes if they're blind" is on the opposite end of the spectrum to "if i had a house id just make every window glass" but it definitely is on The Same Spectrum

[@WishGender]

too true bestie

[@glassy_rose]

And Dan's response "idk fashion?"

[@bean669]

the capitalisation of 'The Same Spectrum' here is really doing it for me

[@cheshirecatstuffs4944]

Nice profile picture. Still can’t believe that was supposed to be bobby

[@coolcapybara1587]

SORRY YOUR PFP IS MAKING ME SCREAM. HELLO TRANS BOBBY HILL (AS DEPICTED BY JULIA)

[@starfox3883]

Love Dan presenting himself as the rational one and then hitting us with “bats don’t have eyes” out of left field

[@Gr95dc]

he was so sure of that 🤣 I think he's thinking of blind moles

[@hawkii744]

@@Gr95dceven blind mole rats have eyes lmao

[@CoordinatorKYamato]

100% it's because of Zubat. I guarantee it.

[@alibrooks7495]

feels very symbolic of much of their conversations tbh. dan presents himself as The Intellectual but then phil "two university degrees" lester comes in and outsmarts him every time lmao

[@AmyAberrant]

The stuff Dan and Phil say makes me worry about their education 😅

[@oliviag2411]

‘Get a sunbed and a book, and you’d be toasty’ - Phil somehow making the best out of literal hell is VERY Phil coded

[@ellie-anne173]

Very much in the same genre of comments as being Sysyphus wouldn't be so bad because you could make up little stories in your head

[@PinkPoppyASMR]

@@ellie-anne173 first thing I thought of too!!

[@mollylikesspace]

Phil: "would you be scared in this situation?" He truly speaks like an alien probing humans for information 😭😭😭

[@Writing4MySoul]

This comment needs more likes and a Dan response 😂

[@LDF1218]

He said it right as I read your comment. 😂

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Neurodivergent rizz

[@rvbychxrry]

LMFAOOOOO

[@amberloney5093]

13:25

[@microsofterror880]

"Let's get handcuffs for the video game!" Is such a Phil idea

[@FruityKoala]

Dan 100% owned a pair before this lol

[@madisonw3705]

8:50 “we lived” “we fell” is the funniest thing I have ever witnessed

[@KristinaPalattao]

if this isn’t a perfect example of dan and phil’s personalities idk what is

[@sarahscreamssoloud]

i can’t stop laughing omg

[@blayneisdoingherbest]

@@madisonw3705 ive watched that at least 60 times laughing my ass off every time

[@gabriellas210]

‘thank you gay uncles’ we all chant in unison

[@ellaelliott4415]

I have gay uncles, they’re my gay English dads

[@existentialheart]

thank you gay uncles dip and pip

[@adamslander66]

THANK YOU GUNCLES

[@b.n1429]

Thank you Guncles!

[@mcgarryamais]

Thanks gay uncles

[@katarinakorlat8707]

"We saw you across the hell and we liked your vibe" I'M DYING I CAN'T 🤣😭😭

[@anawesomewavee]

'get a sunbed and a book and you'd be toasty' is very sisyphus having a picnic at the bottom of the hill energy

[@shroom.doom.]

u just need an alpha mindset 😤😤

[@vibingandy3577]

this is made even funnier to watch knowing there are checkpoints and instead they hardcore montaged

[@ashtons8626]

i was NOT prepared for the montage

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

I was wondering if someone else knew this game had checkpoints lol. This is why it pays off to go through game menus right away!

[@Gr95dc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's damn hilarious that they didn't know that omg

[@paulettenieto8906]

it's not a dapg video if they know how to properly play the game

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

it only has checkpoints in beginner mode, they did normal mode

[@viatheanimator]

“this is not helping the ‘dan is my son’ allegations” is a good one

[@justyourlocalrat7]

+

[@swiftieswiffer7649]

love when phil pauses a vid to let everyone know they are in fact joking and do in fact like each other in case the audience starts to think these two best friends deeply despise one another

[@awooooliver]

strangers to a ranch metaphor to ENEMIES!!!

[@lilypatts]

Dan pulling Phil through the game via chain is giving exhausted parent and leash kid in a mall

[@izzytodd4242]

I was a leash kid! I hated it but only because my mom wouldn’t let me lay on the floor and drag me through the store.

[@lilliematthews7922]

​@@izzytodd4242she really should have given you a skateboard to lie on, and she could have just pulled you along everywhere

[@mebreevee]

@@izzytodd4242Have you considered you might be a cat?

[@eepbeep9000]

imagine a world where they had realized you can teleport to your highest unlocked location after you fall….

[@lilliematthews7922]

A world where Dan and Phil understand the game mechanics? My imagination's not that good.

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

that's for beginner mode, they did normal mode

[@d1rtb4g33]

"that's markiplier 😐" absolutely killed me 😂😂

[@MsKnowItAll151]

Especially because he played as that character on his channel and his friends said the same thing

[@danicallahan8659]

They really said "GO NO STOP"

[@saraelisabet]

"they make the noise through their nose then they see with their ears" im actually crying what

[@j_fenrir]

theyre peacefully spreading misinformation on the interent

[@buchelaruzit]

phil trying to describe echolocation

[@elisabethcait2948]

@@buchelaruzit trying and failing miserably

[@glitteriable]

Immediately followed by "they have no eyes" like I am in tears

[@keeganmc]

dans sweatshirt is giving the guy who totally hasn’t been bitten by a zombie in the apocalypse

[@valkyrie2832]

LMAO

[@honeysunday]

this is strangely accurate

[@dtera2017]

i love this

[@jesssmith3890]

' we're gonna take a long hiatus from each other now' - is about to go on tour

[@leahelena7938]

This is going to ruin the tour

[@nina7910]

​@@leahelena7938 what tour

[@Kat-PM]

@@nina7910the world tour!

[@bricheesyy]

it takes two pt 2 is weeping in a corner

[@thewinterizzy]

It Takes Two Part 2 truthers rise. 😔✊🏻

[@hollyyissapphic]

living in denial that we'll get it one day

[@ellaelliott4415]

Brothers too

[@colecerys123]

Please can we get it takes two part 2 dip and pip

[@marshmellow_melmel]

want it so bad

[@adonis-ash]

dan turns into a whole-ass thesaurus when they lose like before: "thats's what she said" after: acres, exuberance, abundance

[@healthycathy9782]

“, gooning.” 😂

[@shineetheworld]

"phil is a natural beta" "you are the sigma" they're really reaching out to new, young audiences with this one

[@neon_shapeshifter]

💀💀💀💀💀🫡

[@pareidolist]

"goon"

[@katya_here]

they want more fanfics being written

[@shmimu8602]

@@shineetheworld showing you can still be relatable in your mid thirties !!

[@Elisejh53]

No they’re just chronically online

[@tododetka]

i don’t think we’ve ever had a video where phil swore more than dan this really is a new era

[@racheldowdy6172]

phil saying he's going full alpha was not on my 2024 bingo card

[@jumies4056]

neither was phil calling dan a sigma

[@polarknight856]

Dan saying gooning wasn’t on mine

[@katg8064]

Phingo card

[@healthycathy9782]

That’s the blood he received talking! That boy is now at least 70% jock blooded up! 😂😂😂😂

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

​@@polarknight856 it absolutely was on mine

[@blayneisdoingherbest]

i like how dan and phil find each other the funniest people to ever exist

[@KaytieBugg30]

YES LITERALLY THIS

[@sarahscreamssoloud]

^^^

[@DragonicCherry]

And they're right.

[@smart7928]

hearing the phrase “why are we showing hole” under two minutes into a video would have killed 15 year old me instantly

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

15 year old you needs to get off the phub and get onto a patch of grass

[@CharaDreemurX]

Yeah same, like other commentor said something similar but for me it’s like feeding victorian child a Cheez-It or a nutty buddy, any other American processed sugar lmao!

[@blahaj420]

died 2017, born 2024, welcome back conjoined baking challenge!

[@cultofthel4mb]

‘we had a full mental breakdown’ it’s just dan screaming and crying

[@ShrodingersCatgirl]

by that logic he has a full mental breakdown every video lmao

[@febberz]

Phil saying 'i thought we were in sync' and 'i thought we had the rhythm' rather than sticking with a countdown every. damn. time.

[@ax.olotls]

Bats actually have good eyesight! They use their echolocation for navigation and finding food in the dark, but in the light, they can see pretty well. The expression "blind as a bat" is a misconception

[@R3cklessins0mniac]

Was down here looking for this comment because I knew someone else had to have immediately thought that

[@darcy_is_a_nerd5723]

i believe this was recently disproven with the use of high speed cameras and bats do crash into stuff and each other all the time 😅

[@R3cklessins0mniac]

@@darcy_is_a_nerd5723 they do crash into each other because they go so fast! However, they still see pretty well, they just don't have excellent night vision like other nocturnal creatures because they don't need it :)

[@MegaKhelditia]

​@@darcy_is_a_nerd5723 Humans crash into each other, also kinda all the time. 👀

[@Sentientmatter8]

I read Betas instead of Bats 💀

[@osnat2124]

Gotta love dan shouting Phiiiiiil for 8 whole seconds

[@emmauwoo]

“Phantipede” my mouth dropped open

[@preeters]

same😭

[@CheshirelySmiles]

im cackling XD

[@doodatt]

came to the comments to find this lmao

[@chloenord280]

The Entry of the Gladiators (Clown song) starting to play at 17:14 was incredible foreshadowing

[@zuzuthe]

YES. I was already laughing at the thought of whatever chaos was going happen

[@steelheartii6525]

"If we were chained together for a day I think we would survive" Guys you wore 1 sweater together one time and almost faceplanted in the first 2 minutes of that video. You would die

[@lilliematthews7922]

Did you see the video where they duct taped their legs together?

[@steelheartii6525]

@@lilliematthews7922 Yep! That went SO wrong too omg

[@mads_29]

wait which vid

[@steelheartii6525]

@@mads_29 The Halloween baking with the rice crispie treat thingys

[@bonniewhitham]

“we’re it takes twoing this” too soon dan. too soon.

[@Sentientmatter8]

They're trying to buy us off with this!

[@nobutigotcheezwiz]

phil’s ability to say the most unexpected things as if they’re completely normal will never fail to amaze me

[@BrandiG31]

"We're It Takes Two-ing this shit" daniel howell you are not seeing the gates of heaven

[@angelsoflithium]

"the human phantipede" and "goon lord" are crazy ass phrases that you would only hear in a modern danandphilgames video. beautiful & stunning

[@ngvot]

16:53 "That was the worst thing I've ever experienced" Phil you shat blood in public 😭

[@scyllacw]

9:33 my friend told me her kid asked "why do monkeys have earlobes" and her father said "so people can buy them earrings for Christmas"

[@CharaDreemurX]

Sometimes the answer to ridiculousness is more ridiculousness,me thinks! Lol

[@audelizabethh]

"we lived 😮" "WE FELL 👹"

[@ylissebian]

“dan and phil chained together” likely thing for them to be

[@jumies4056]

saw the notification and i said oh im sure

[@achilleus_eh]

fork in a kitchen and all that

[@markipliertrash1562]

And the sky is blue

[@knowthenoah]

the entire bat conversation but especially "they can wear little bat sunglasses" took me out, truly unhinged commentary.

[@dunepest]

dan “everything is a metaphor for us” howell

[@philmstar]

“Would you be scared in this situation? Yes?” Phil I love you 😭

[@DragonicCherry]

he's the love of my life

[@OwOShroom]

Dan and Phil’s two brain cells fighting for third place. 😂

[@splendidpheasant9192]

that's what the third bed is for

[@izfeenz]

“are you having a stickin laugh” 19:21 is so funny for no reason i’m using that in my daily life now

[@jacquelinekoshorst8959]

'You make my mal tête' killed me for no fucking reason

[@moon_design]

Dan saying "That's Markiplier" unlocked something ferrel in me because Mark literally picked that character in his playthrough with his friends... I love it when my favs "interact" lmao 😭

[@aranakula]

phil's human by chance alpha by choice shirt would've been a perfect fit for this video and its uncalled for omegaverse mentions

[@NiamhKavanagh-fv7yr]

Just realised they didn't set any checkpoints, they are actually in irl hell

[@pretty-wolf-girl]

"little bat sunglasses" it's so cute and silly i can't :(

[@Iucyjt]

the vibes are immaculate and i cried with laughter please fight on stage

[@whatevenisthis-4408]

predicting this now: Dan is going to lose his freaking mind and Phil is gonna be laughing the entire time edit: 17:30 didn't expect phil to be the one seething whilst dan is just cackling but here we are

[@isabellam.402]

Phil giving up being alpha so quickly was so expected lmaooo love him

[@jeanz638]

Phil saying “you are the sigma” is such a monotone way so funny

[@ThePhandomMenace]

Dan...I don't think you can say "in Getting Over It I fell off a chair" my dude, you willingly LAUNCHED yourself off it 💜

[@dylantarver-andersen9239]

the edit on dan as he screeches "PHIIILLLLLLL" makes this a cinematic masterpiece

[@carmenrodal13]

the “bats don’t have eyes” moment made me laugh so hard i love them so much

[@junemoon92]

The amount of times phil said "fuck", absolutely amazing

[@emofbi4935]

3:55 “cmere young boy” FLDKDKDKFFK 😭😭😭 phil is so effortlessly funny

[@dania2572]

5:30 there is just something incredibly joyous about Dan taking of his French-sona glasses and handing them back to Phil to wear😭😭😭

[@springgayspringthey]

the clown music genuinely sent me to tears i had to stop folding my laundry

[@michaelceraaaaa]

this was the most times and the most casual "what the fucks" i've ever heard Phil say. what a time to be alive

[@rosesraeken]

i think this was the most phil has said fuck in a gaming video

[@yodelingflamingo6653]

Thank you for posting dip and pip we all say in unison

[@emilymai3026]

Dan and phil continue this! 🤣 22:15

[@Coconut24]

Prediction: this will not go well. Postdiction: it actually went ok, what a miracle.

[@tapphic]

my reaction to the dapg hiatus: it is what it is my reaction to the abandonment of It Takes Two: BETRAYAL

[@19lashby5]

Oh god. Conjoined baking part two 😂

[@Topazzzzzz]

Dan yelling at Phil even though they COULD have made it to the box....

[@neon_shapeshifter]

"get a sunbed and a book, you'd be toasty" once again Phil says 'cope' and he's right

[@FalconFern-e6r]

Phil's natural understanding of 'one can only imagine Sisyphus happy' is earth-shattering considering how much Dan has struggled with that idea. My best friend and I are similar

[@DragonicCherry]

@@FalconFern-e6r Phil is a philosopher, scientist and genius.

[@maxinecampbell4702]

my fav part of every dnpg video is watching Dan get whiplash from whatever random thing Phil calls us in the intro

[@alipopsie153]

was dan thinking of the pokemon zubat who does not have eyes as a scientific reference for bats not having eyes

[@tis_k]

dnp: * in literal hell * also dnp: let's just jump

[@caspie05]

at least this game mildly saves phil every time he fails at the parkour

[@honeyklutzzz]

13:39 Dan: Jump! Phil: *Jumps completely off the edge leading to their death*

[@Jeevesie1988]

"We are 'It Takes Two'ing this." brutal lmao

[@spongebeth9491]

please, fathers, we require more chained together IMMEDIATELY

[@yuriomoon]

the doomed cap is truly a part of Phil

[@cagedstar]

It’s his comfort hat

[@yuriomoon]

@@cagedstar yeah

[@LookingGlassLibrary]

@@cagedstar Holden Caulphil, our Catcher in the Phrye

[@EmIdc]

7:37 "yeah cuz they're coming out" "I wish you'd go back in" FUUUUCKKKK

[@NovaniAMV]

I'M BEGGING, Dan and Phil need to play A Way Out, it's the perfect co-op game for you. It would make for such great content!!

[@clarimm6675]

I always love seeing their babbl ads because I know Phil's gonna say a few words in German and I LOVE it as a German gal. Also, it's funny how "babbl" literally means "talking/yapping" in a German dialect haha

[@KiraCatlady]

"Come here young boy!" .... "Cops please"

[@Angryecho]

Dan, when he messes up: My bad! My bad! Dan, when Phil messes up: PHIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@simonaattanasio6630]

20:31 the music synching with the ladder climbing😭

[@tilly-h-1]

Whenever they say about giants and tiny people I remember when they used to reference macrophilia so much for No reason 💀

[@roomtomush]

Didn't they do it again pretty recently 😭 they are not seeing heaven, pun unintended

[@lgtrademark]

I need them to find out about the checkpoint mechanic & play more of this, they're actually doing really well & if they can respawn the channel could survive this game, I'm sure of it

[@ediefviolet]

"what the sigma" took a year off my life

[@catherineharman2244]

"We saw you across the hell and liked your vibe" omfg

[@kwonhosookie]

"we saw you across the hell and liked your vibe" WHAT IS WITH THEM (dan) AND SWINGING????

[@cagedstar]

It’s just one of those jokes they love to beat to the ground (I say this with love, of course)

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

This video is a whole other beast. So many quotable moments

[@dawnkupczyk4247]

You both totally can continue it. Especially if you use the button that allows you to go back to your highest point achieved. This is not a marathon- it's allowing for you to make mistakes but not lose your advancement...so go for it. Sky's the limit.

[@rainebat]

Oh we are being fed content so well

[@beveledeggs7494]

Yum yum

[@JessicaWelch13]

“Where’s the second beard?” “You don’t want to know.”

[@ronsharonron]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. That double laser, frantic jumping/falling with the clown music had me in stitches. 😂

[@saadiaa.tasneem3475]

If you did ever wanna play again, easy level lets you respawn at your highest unlocked point when you fall!

[@lexisixel8684]

9:23 it's moments like these that are my favorite... just Dip & Pip making themselves laugh

[@alyssapomeroy9497]

9:18 Theyve fallen for the first time and I'm desperate for them to figure out you can get to the highest point you've been via the pause screen

[@smart7928]

this is the it takes two sequel we have been waiting for