UK Customs Agents Bust Criminals | Customs

[@damianramey5601]

I have an issue with the commentator continuing to say "unfortunately, they find nothing". WHY IS THAT UNFORTUNATE?!

[@xoxo-ym5pw]

Bc we want some drama

[@geonerd]

The Police State assumes that ALL citizens are guilty of something...

[@ShanBan00]

Damian Ramey because they are trying to stop drugs from coming in and somebody out there is trying to smuggle them and they wasted their time and found nothing on the wrong person

[@buddy8559]

Damian Ramey maybe it’s because they searched someone that didn’t have anything but someone that did got through. That is unfortunate.

[@nabilazahedah5952]

@Darius Kang if ur saying everyone from these country’s are guilty or a Terrorist u r truly wrong if uae has a whole series of finding smugglers too

[@iPaytonnn]

milly was like he pet me, i shall not search for the drugs

[@bababoi5879]

UnicornsJump Head sounds like the Kmart version of Gordon Ramsey

[@rattusnorvegicus4380]

Amazing what a couple of aniseed balls can do.

[@juliannasantana7056]

UnicornsJump Lmfaooooooooooooo

[@aquaticspasticp5024]

you should run for prime minister.

[@NoOne-rm9td]

Exactly, driver was scared a lot, and surprised when they let him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lassebauer]

FYI: The narrator is hiding inside one of the smugglers’ suitcases

[@lilianderson8256]

pov: you're the narrator hiding in a suitcase

[@vernonmiller8852]

Lmao

[@goodgood9955]

That would explain why the narration is at a low volume.

[@traceycrosss]

Lasse Bauer oh my gosh. That so funny. 😂🤣

[@houngrysdigest1525]

What the charges are for smuggling a narrator?

[@SilverDomUK]

In his job for 33 years and this is the first time he's been caught. Makes you wonder how many times he has got away with it previously and how many times others do too!

[@user-ed9mf5yi2o]

because all of the other times it hasn't been televised

[@marksevel7696]

the success rate must be 10% at best. loads of shit gets smuggled

[@dionsanchez152]

Bet he’s done it loads of times before. And PIA don’t have a good track record for safety either. They had men flying planes without licenses .

[@awakenthegreatnesswithin]

What a great job Caught a man with lots of cigarettes lol

[@SantomPh]

normally airline people are left alone because there are slightly different rules about what they can carry, and he probably was on good terms with someone in a British airline and traveled VIP.

[@milathecat5454]

So this is why all my packages come broken and why my mug came shattered

[@steve88luv]

Yeah I hate ordering anything from other countries, last time I did it was a DVD drive for a computer and it showed up absolutely in pieces. It looked like it was missing parts and there was no way for me to put it back together.

[@gordonramsey2187]

Anna Hinly put it in bubble wrap, you need to leave a fragile note in or out of the bag

[@milathecat5454]

@@gordonramsey2187 the thing is it was covered in bubble wrap

[@dreddj.9451]

Yes lets play and Gordon and anna,, that is SO correct!! but remember, don't wrap cocaine inside!!! hahahahahhahha

[@milathecat5454]

@@dreddj.9451 What do you think the mug was for, kidding of course

[@bellarose2323]

Why is the narrator voice so quiet compared to everything else?

[@BethyCaraBethy]

Bella Rose probably to get around copyright

[@kiwigirlNZ]

BethyCaraBethy I’ve watched these programmes on TV. It sounds the same

[@JoyceGomesBR]

Yeah, I first thought that my mobile was glitched and two videos were playing at the same time.

[@michaelcaplin8969]

It makes the incredible rapping at 0:33 a bit hard to hear.

[@krystatinyy9652]

Right ?!

[@pratzrp09]

That pakistani airline worker, would have got away with Cannabis had he not overloaded his bag with cigarettes...

[@seanm3189]

thought this myself lol

[@omgwtf7760]

£200 fine is a joke, no wonder they take the piss.

[@shhhh6174]

They're so sick of it here in the US they just let it go, unless you're flying to a state where it's illegal but they still dont even look for it unless its like... a suitcase full of weed. Or if you literally TELL THEM. There's also an allowed amount you can carry, and a regulated THC level that is also allowed to be transported. It's cool. I can bring my stash back to NY from California every time I go 🥰 New York weed is trash.

[@chankwanting]

The cannabis was probably for personal use as well.

[@carpii]

He’s pretty happy. They let him flush his heroin down the toilet

[@eamoroso56]

The dog standing there watching closely as he opens the baseball just waiting to tell him I told you so, lol

[@skooledskooled1389]

Woman: I have a lot of guns Officer: Ok the exit is over there

[@Commentator541]

They scanned the bags previously it was obviously a joke

[@Ali-xt2ex]

brexit

[@Halo-w8e]

If it were a brown person . . . .

[@ThomasStephenForster]

Pilot after being thermal imaged: "I'm cool?!" Proof that pilots have the best humor.

[@Elaiah6440]

I didn’t get it until u said it but yes it is quite funny 🤣

They can’t get high while fly, but their humour above sky

[@gweilospur5877]

Just about the most obvious joke in the world.

[@DavidSmith-wm4vg]

Bet you a dollar he didn't think of it like that when he said it.

[@sammyswank1158]

@@DavidSmith-wm4vg He did, you can see the smile he strikes as he says it and looks at the camera.

[@RandyBoBandy.]

Try that “ten guns and fourteen sawed off shotguns” joke at an American checkpoint.

[@nunyobiznes3192]

I thought if you don’t have a gun you can’t gain entry into America, America loves guns!

[@mdaniels6311]

theyd say no problem. guns r legal in the us, sadly

[@nex1957]

Just saying that guy wouldnt be allowed to touch a police dog without his hand being eaten in the US

[@fever4174]

@@nunyobiznes3192 please be kidding

[@drummaboi5879]

rigghht, immediate boots on face & a few broken ribs

[@elainebmack]

I am continually amazed at how the sniffer dogs can smell anything through all the padding, stuffing, packaging, and even well concealed illegal substances.

[@BreakingWhite]

search up how much better is a dogs sense of smell compared to a human, you'd be surprised, and these are dogs specially picked with the best noses it's magic

[@hanggang8391]

Love how they just pick up the dog and place it anywhere to sniff haha. The pups are so innocent, they have no idea how serious their job is it love them

[@devolutionone]

They are drugged, that's how they're looking for drugs.

[@ajith12312]

The pilot after the thermal scan: so i'm cool? funny guy

[@MrSailmakers]

Its just beautiful to see a dog do its job and then totally freak out afterwards for some simple ball playing XD

[@avukyltd.6738]

Yeah, at least beef jerky for the snack.

[@Julie-gx8ju]

I WANT MY OWN SNIFFER DOG. THEY ARE SO AWESOME. SO WELL TRAINED.

[@spicysrirachamilkshake8167]

Fuck that dog a good one would let the drugs slide. But the or very well trained and very beautiful

[@dynodon331]

Don't ya wish you loved your job as much?

[@butthole4exitonlymohamond779]

they have to get the dog hook on dope to find dope!

[@soloseraphimheartsong3710]

Why in the world would you be on a job for 33 years and risk EVERYTHING for some quick money. Bless his heart he made some very poor decisions.

[@JessieHTX]

I thought they said 3 years. Still not worth the risk, but it's not throwing away your life.

[@dollfaced8814]

Poor decision or idiot

[@mariamz4]

He def doesn't deserve to be fired, a fine is more appropriate and he should be put under probation

[@yasd676]

He was thrown under the bus by the big dealer who thought his white hair would pass him through checks

[@joshbeiny5279]

@@yasd676 lol its 3.5 grams of hash no ones importing that to sell thats personal use

[@jsboening]

What kind of $hit meat are they selling in the UK when everyone is trying to smuggle meat in.

[@christopherborum6551]

Seriously. Don't those beef patties need to be refrigerated?

[@alinavaysfligel7249]

we tried to bring back some sausages from Norway but the bastards took them away. they were dried and sealed air-tight, but i guess it doesn't matter. damn good sausages. i was pissed.

[@jackalek]

Very shiiit sausages.... I can't touch this crap it's so disgusting. Luckily, well at least for time being, I can get proper smoked sausages from Polish deli in most UK cities

[@a1b2c3z44]

"smuggle" yea, those people are just trying to take fucking food with them that they probably care about as something special from home. fuck those officers

[@literate-aside]

The UK has some of the higher animal welfare standards in the world. Significantly better than the US. Importing meats into a country can be incredibly dangerous, the spread of disease could be devastating.

[@adroitspartan7907]

00:24 - he had an almost cheeky smile when he said "She'll have to buy some English sausage now"

[@garyshortshanks219]

Where u from kyril ??

[@krom26]

yea, it's because his dick was doing the talking.

[@CryMeARiver63]

@@krom26 like yours is doing the typing .

[@henstar337]

"Diesel gets a well earnt reward..." *Throws cocaine ball.*

[@Johnny2Badd]

😂

[@henstar337]

@@grundalwalfe4463 it's a joke

[@dylancampbell3080]

A “sniffer” dog that finds cocaine.

[@rosemcgowan7740]

Hahhaahhah

[@jakecarlton1135]

Henstar lmao 😂

[@davidrasmussen5537]

The male customs officer working with the lady with the meat patties in my mind is the face of politeness and England. A gentle soul 🇬🇧🇬🇧🏁

[@djeejah]

i could not agree more. Question is what happens next, destroy the food instead of feeding people in need ?

[@marksevel7696]

the only gay in the village!

[@evokaiyo]

The sniffer dogs get way more excited when they find drugs rather than money and meat products lol

[@alterego9791]

Theyre trained to sniff cocaine lmao

[@vrai008]

Those dogs be tripping balls..... If they still got em that is

[@prodigygaming5102]

When that’s their job

[@evokaiyo]

@@alterego9791 They are also trained to find money and meat products. Understand now? 🤣

[@elizabethstein369]

1:38 "so am I cool?" This joke was underappreciated.

[@thl205]

the guns thing was clickbait. she said it sarcastically, it was a 5 second moment. No, she didn't bring 14 shotguns into the UK.

[@wannabeth2815]

Thank you Captain

[@f.b.l2911]

They didn't check her ass that's where she hid them

[@sunethrasauri7940]

Sausage

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

JeSuisCereidee exactly. People just feel a weird need to have something to say

[@brunn5030]

F.B.l wait you got a KZbin channel?

[@jeffingram9916]

When I was in the U. S. Navy, my crew used to fly into Prestwick AFB in Ayr, Scotland. I loved the people and the country!

[@joshfly210]

Imagine sending shoes overseas and customs tears apart your shoes just to see if their is drugs and puts them back and sends them your way. Like wtf.

[@markman63]

joshfly210 there are plenty of shoe stores in the UK. No need to send them from overseas

[@lovemezay]

I used to hand make and sell handbags and so many times my customers would receive bags that were ripped open🤦🏾‍♀️ such a nightmare

[@worldwonderland5900]

Actually a good idea to throw them off like “nah they already checked”

[@Idontcommentonvideos]

@@lovemezay they must have picked up on the dodgy stitching

[@lovemezay]

@@Idontcommentonvideos You obviously haven't heard of professional bag makers🤷🏽‍♀️

[@pierre-rose7783]

Going through customs always makes me feel like a criminal, I don't like it, but I would never, ever take the high risk of smuggling something illegal, just look at what you're up against, with nowhere to run, no place to hide, and once the dogs start sniffing, it's question time !

[@lindaclarkq8326]

Dog goes sniff sniff yummysausage..sniff sniff good sausage. Excuse me sir can you come with us, we think you might have drugs in your bag dog again......sniff sniff,the dogs favorite sausage somewhere in that case...

[@Shaz-oo8lq]

I have a pretty clean background and have worked to maintain in all my teenage and now adult life. But I have this irrational fear of being framed for something. So I get a bit fidgety when i have to pass thru detectors at shops (I even go out of my way to show my receipt of purchase when I exit) and of course through customs. It's always a scary thought knowing you didnt do anything, havent tampered with anything but you might get blamed for something. Like the prev episode I watched, a couple's luggae was detected to have traces of cocaine despite not being in possession of any. It may be that during their travels that mightve crossed paths with people who use it, and it contaminated their belongings. Worst nightmare honestly

[@ChristyKrohne]

@@Shaz-oo8lq Sounds like me.

[@beauregardrippey5508]

Yet people still think they can beat the system and try.

[@trailerparkboys3390]

Still i dont trust u at all...

[@ash.mystic]

“Diesel gets a well-earned reward.” For a second I thought they gave the dog the cocaine as a reward 💀

[@italianrager5831]

they do give them drugs, its how they sniff them out, the dogs are actually addicted to drugs. sad truth :)

[@CharlyCold62]

@@italianrager5831 that's not true, that's bullshit. Drug addicted dogs with stressfull jobs, no way. It's a fairytale, only bad or not informed people believe it. Now you know the true truth.

[@coatingkings]

@@CharlyCold62 drugs are put in tennis balls or throw toys so they alway know the scent 😉

[@CharlyCold62]

@@coatingkings to learn how these drugs smells, it's clear the dogs were sniffing on drugs. But in a very secure way, that's impossible the dogs could inhale the material. Believe me there are no drug using dogs at the airport, or where ever they use them to find drugs. If the dogs should be addicted on drugs to find them, how would you do it with the dogs, wich can find money, weapons, meat and so on. How to addict a dog on money ? Only humans are addicted on money. Right ? !

[@coatingkings]

@@CharlyCold62 not drug using or addicted dogs. They are trained on actual drug scents or actual explosive scent. Evey professional K9 is trained to know a certain scent.

[@Andrew-zs5tc]

My favorite quote of the day "Lots of people loose their sausages". I am going to find a way to use it over the weekend.

[@nbvw3]

How did that go for you?

[@Andrew-zs5tc]

@@nbvw3Not well. Thanks for the reminder. I may try again.

[@MrVinny873]

I work for a major airline company. Day 1 of training: "Congratulations. You can now all fly for free. Don't smuggle ANYTHING"

[@kfhroe8262]

I knew you still have to pay the taxes if the flight is for fun, didn't you?

[@sheilajsmith]

@@kfhroe8262 yes

[@dynodon331]

Just a thought- I have never heard someone who works for an airline describe it as an airline company, just "I work for an airline."

[@sheilajsmith]

@@dynodon331 it’s not uncommon to hear outside of the US,...when thinking about aviation, you have to think globally.

[@mariafoivi3599]

@@dynodon331 Well, not everyone's mother tongue is English.

[@zollolz]

As a Ukrainian, having your Kielbasa confiscated and told to buy an English sausage, it would make me go on the first flight back to Ukraine

[@TheLunacyofOurTimes]

Nobody on Earth talks about how good Ukrainian sausages are.

[@zollolz]

Robert Pratt well then you don’t know the sausage culture but you should try

[@vladkv4620]

Xaxaxa

[@leahwhiteley5164]

Maybe that's the idea?

[@olgavesnianka1985]

Kovbasa

[@migo369]

Imagine ur dad works for an airline and u see him on youtube getting arrested for smuggling hash lmao

[@learningtoedit]

I’m not saying I support his actions but I love hash too

[@whotube88]

Dad did nothing wrong.

[@joeyhardy2673]

He was plaining for his retirement.

[@davelowets]

Stupid people win stupid prizes.

[@opieutt9038]

​@@davelowets Really stupid people use ridiculous memes as profound philosophy lol

[@krock90]

It's hilarious how unnecessarily ominous the music is during the beef patty bit.

[@mysteriouslabyrinth3504]

Imagine going to prison for having a sausage lol

[@maryellen968]

Im guilty..lol

[@gan5045]

… or trying to sell cigarettes'. Only big tobacco can make a profit slave! None of these victims of the state hurt anyone.

[@mysteriouslabyrinth3504]

@@gan5045 yepp exactly.

[@MG-dv6wg]

He would definitely get many there.

[@gan5045]

@@MG-dv6wg An excellent point … what's a worse crime - kidnapping someone at gunpoint and putting them in a cage where they have a 1 in 20 chance of being sexually assaulted or trying to carry meat on an airplane?

[@minion9707]

I understand checking parcels ect but do you really have to handle them like its rubbish.

[@loloalwaw]

They do have to handle it like that. Otherwise it causes suspicion that the dog doesn't go after what it smells, but rather is trained to take a certain package out of the line. This would be unfair targeting and is not a good basis for prosecuting someone.

[@MM-lq4xf]

You don't want to know what's going on in the parcel sorting hubs.

[@mabisfab77paintball]

@@MM-lq4xf but does explain why package always looks like its been in at least 7 world wars before it reaches you lol

[@damonz83]

Marcin M They are full of ass holes throwing peoples items around with no car whatsoever

[@CarriedAwayChannel]

Marcin M Or in checked baggage of the airports.😳

[@kanwarsingh0]

Plot twist - driver was diverting their attention to let other truck go

[@Herbalattraction3000]

@@ObesePuppies it's scarily common.

[@demetter7936]

@Erwin Rommel Why plural?

[@alinavaysfligel7249]

because there's tons of heroins out there lol

[@kingdomreturn304]

LMFAO HAHAHA 😆😆

[@taylorj6177]

@@demetter7936 Because Two heroins are better than one.. duhs...

[@JL-ek6zj]

Every time I travel in the USA with my kids, "OK, no bomb jokes, gun references or pretending to be an international secret agent." And this for domestic travel. 😅

[@1Surt]

I just return their hard looks and never stop moving. USA's TSA is merely a jobs program for those who cannot 'make the cut' at a fast food drive-thru. Pathetic buggers

[@markbigelow2608]

I was in the guam airport when a smart-ass kid said, "I have a bomb!". Closed the airport down for a day and screwed a lot of people.

[@mikkeeyyy444]

😂

[@underarmbowlingincidentof1981]

My dads favorite song is TNT from ACDC so everytime we're at an airport I pretend to have forgotten the name of the song and how the text goes. I start singing the melody with wrong lyrics and it gets him so riled up and he knows he can't do anything about it haha!!

[@lydiakarnick1170]

I love how the guy at the end said “they were smuggling meat and cheese” like they were drugs 😂

[@FreyaCatherineMusic]

Bold of you to assume I'm not addicted to cheese. Cheese is 100% a drug. :')

[@pierreshi6102]

Dangerous foreign bacteria may be hidden in them

[@ViNncentSmith]

@@FreyaCatherineMusic freeze I said freeze "Yes sir suspect was caught snorting the hell outta that cheese, another one just in two days what the hell this world is coming to"

[@paxxus7377]

Can someone pls explain me why importing food (meat, cheese etc) is a crime in the UK? Even if it's not for retail purposes but to consume it yourself? I really didn't get that part

[@sunwukong2959]

@@paxxus7377 believes bringing in pests and diseases soon they will have immigration and custom policies to birds and fishes crossing swimming or flying in to British border probably need passport and visas

[@michaelvonstukahausen2655]

Shows title should be Hall Monitors Gone Wild.

[@Timmater]

yes lol

[@OliveOyl94]

Omg snot just came out my nose 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nivedoloplad]

That was Unoriginal..

[@parambirsaini6681]

Lmao epic lvl comment.

[@AnneOhn123]

hahahha

[@kevinquist]

I cant believe what some people think they can get through customs. I went on a cruise to south America. People we talked to said they bought 2 POUNDS of pot in Belize. They couldn't wait to get back home to show their friends. We asked them what they thought was gonna happen at customs. "Customs? what do you mean" well you have to go through customs when we get back to Florida. We didnt see them for the rest of the week and the whole damn hall reeked of pot.

[@BretMcCoy1967]

They must have tried to smoke out the problem!

[@Kayla-Butterfly]

Omg haha they smoked 🚬 that 2 pound problem right out the door! 😂

[@kevinquist]

@@Kayla-Butterfly yup. 2 lbs. literally up in smoke!. LOL. but i guess that is what the point of it is. just usually not all at once. nice, but stupid people.

[@eamoroso56]

The nasty food people try to bring in is unbelievable, I can understand things like chocolate, coffee, tea or cheese, something related to the region your visiting, not enough to feed a dozen people for a week.

[@countryrat6t6]

Idk... I accidentally brought a machete along in my carry on one time. We were in Belize and it was over father's day. I got the machete as a present to bring back for my dad. Long story but it made sense to temporarily stick the machete in the bag I used as my carry on bag on the way home. I meant to repack some things once I got my larger bag back but things happened and we were distracted and in a big rush. We make it to DFW, go through customs & TSA. Get to the gate for our connecting flight and I decide to fish something out of my carry on. I open it and slam it shut right away. Machete sitting right there on top of everything. No one caught it. Wtf. Apparently (at least at the time... close to 10 years ago) the TSA is notoriously awful at actually catching things in bags that aren't allowed in an airport. Meanwhile, going through TSA for a domestic flight... they found my tiny little pocket knife that I forgot was burried at the bottom of my purse. They said "you can mail it to yourself" ... "it costs $50"... I had to throw it away. Another time I made it through TSA with a keychain knife that has a 2+ inch blade. All of this happened at different airports. The cruise we went on a few years ago, I accidentally smuggled in two cans of beer in the side pocket of my camera bag. Lol!

[@jeffingram9916]

The dogs I've had and known are more compatible to me than a hell of a lot of humans I've known!

[@shoutitallloud]

- Is that cocaine yours? - Yes. I'll be giving it as gift - Alright. That's not problem. But remeber, you can't have any cost price for that!

[@thatssotayler]

I understood none of that.

[@dreddj.9451]

Taylor ,, it was funny as S**T,,, hahahaha ,, watch more of the vids, you'll get it Honey,,, hahahahaha, Dogs waiting,, 'don't I get a snort?' hahaha

[@giebbieserah4440]

I was surprised too

[@OrigamiMoons]

I literally just watched an episode from Manchester and a guy had SIX SUITCASES FULL OF CIGARETTES and they got off on a WARNING. Are you kidding?

[@HeroofSomething]

They said that the only reason they prosecuted is cause he is a staff at the airline or some shit like that, so I think since he was on business or something, it becomes a bigger crime iunno

[@adamorick2872]

It's just cigarettes, wgaf

[@HeroofSomething]

@@adamorick2872 But.... it wasnt just the cigarettes. Am I the only one who watched the video??

[@adamorick2872]

@@HeroofSomething residue. OMG, they found residue of a substance that is legal from where he came, but not any actual drugs. Better tell the press weed is legal in Pakistan. There are actual terrorists these fools could be looking for, and they are worrying over tobacco. The residue wouldn't even have been found if not for them being duches

[@Ronke909]

He was a "privileged" person being a staff of the airline (33 years) that is an AUTOMATIC prosecution. It would have been against the rules to just let him go with a warning.

[@LordLoMR2]

“I’ve got ten guns and fourteen sawed off shotguns.” Gives woman the benefit of the doubt. I wonder what she’s really gonna do with all that stuff? Haha.

[@ayushkumar-bg1xf]

Invade another country

[@madmandelphamine9937]

Turbocharged Dude I think it was sarcasm mate ahahaha

[@kellyjohnson5365]

She’s scouse, she’s selling them down her local pub haha

[@richardbool4232]

@sanjay puranik Yes it is O.K. as long as you don't mind being strip searched haaha

[@richardbool4232]

@sanjay puranik Yes but that is in America and not Great Britain, we are normally more human, some of them like the guy she said it to took it how it was meant as a joke and not real even though he still searched her suit case to make sure.

[@fraseredk7433]

You won't encounter such patience and politeness at most airports worldwide.

[@Jk-oz5qn]

Of course you will if you fly to Czech 🇨🇿

[@anndymeendieeta6433]

@@Jk-oz5qngoing there soon!! Hope you’re right lol I get so nervous in customs

[@Jk-oz5qn]

@@anndymeendieeta6433 they might have a resting bitch face like most eastern europeans but it will go fast and smooth security isnt that over the top like uk and us

[@JulieWillard-v2y]

Absolutely not the US is bloody scary.

[@alex96qc3]

Their Dog get a treat for finding cocain My dog get a treat for sitting down

[@jonathangreyes]

Alex_ Football_68 My dog finds cocaine and that is the treat😂

[@Subliminal01]

Jonny Reyes that’s where i thought his comment was going at first

[@charlottesmart6249]

Alex_ Football_68 my dog gets a treat when I want him to shut up.. basically 24/7 😂😂

[@clareeboma9746]

Oof I know I thought my dog was impressive by sitting down but when I saw this I was like woah 😳

[@cmb3560]

Cocaine *

[@ctht8818]

The first guy is so silly he just jeopardised his 33 years of career.

[@EM-sz8ft]

CT HT usually they let go of little baggies and stuff tho just stupid

[@mason3229]

Hey man hash gives you a helluva buzz 😂

[@beryalex1798]

because he don‘t get paid good

[@povertylevelphilanthropy1524]

Silly goose

[@MissHannah2036]

probably been trafficking stuff for years then

[@chromatic91]

There is a guy backstage that is charged with eating all the sausages.

[@anonymous0097]

Chromatic I want to be guy

[@kinvo1982able]

The dog is standing there like I know my job guy

[@miketechnikg9775]

Other nations: trying to smuggle drugs, carry thousands of cigarettes Ukrainians: bring sausages

[@halimaelyalaoui574]

Mike Technikg 🤣🤣

[@hasanliee7361]

I actually brought 1 sausage and 1 can cream cheese from Israel to UK. Israel airport opened my luggage and told me it’s fine🌚 I just noticed it’s against the law

[@boskee]

Well, English sausage is inedible, so I don't blame them.

[@emp8653]

@@boskee Inedible? Have you even tried one?

[@scootes212]

My mother always brings them but never gets caught lol

[@bigredhead888]

*anything these people bring that isn’t the highest of quality* Officers: LET ME JUST CUT THIS OPEN FOR DRUGS

[@noahjones3955]

To be fair baseballs aren’t hard to make and are pretty easy to open and replace

[@apitho]

Yeah they’re so damn outrageous for cutting open a baseball with tampered stitching that a drug dog sniffed out, completely out of line lmao

[@pncboys8361]

Like me brings yeezys guard imma cut them open me nooooooooo

[@doposud]

@@apitho they would cut fcking picaso in half if the dog would sniff to it ...

[@hajkie]

@@doposud You dont bring a picaso through here. :p

[@needmoreramsay]

I've NEVER seen an airport employee try to help someone so much to "skirt" the rules on importing tobacco. Lol well done sir

[@mitchdavis6001]

Lol right?! He was so nice and trying to help her and it took so long for her to catch on lol

[@zahragoharian]

Agree

[@QUINTUSMAXIMUS]

I guess because EU rules were somewhat lax for EU people, and she's an older Englishwoman. I guess?

[@middletech]

Someone who has pot on them and tried to smuggle 10000 cigarettes wanted to be caught and fired.

[@Sunshine6519]

@@middletech thé comment was referring to the lady getting searched, not the airline employee with the smokes and hash.

[@jcsjcs2]

I always find it amazing that they just start cutting into products (like the shoe or the baseball). Surely, it should be possible to use a small needle/capillary to get some traces out without destroying the object -- just in case it's a false alarm?

[@alexkoos7876]

Cause they don't give a fuck it's not their problem

[@ameliarobinson3817]

Right, smh

[@rrtttfthxg2143]

Yeah because powder in a baseball is very normal on a X-ray

[@Jinny-Wa]

And they will not pay for the damage if it was their mistake.

[@jcsjcs2]

@@rrtttfthxg2143 X-rays don't see colors.

[@bigdog6175]

"its not for myself, im going to sell" - the worst answer! ahahahaha

[@thethinker6257]

Indeed

[@mbbslife47]

pakistani 😂

[@tanyasimon595]

The agents are so courteous and polite, even when they say, "You're under arrest," and with a big smile.

[@ultimexg1419]

The dark part, we don't get to see that.

[@StephenWong14]

They're usually very polite when they know there is a camera

[@gurtek08]

It's because they are on TV. If you were in tv doing this job you wouldn't be rude or arrogant to travelling passengers.

[@Bakumatsu1]

These people are assholes. When I was 15 I was detained entering the country for no reason, I was visiting my mother. First thing they asked, do you have germs. It's rough being Mexican in the UK...and they kept asking why I was visiting my mother, wtf, she's my mother and I was a child. These agents can all die slow, useless pigs one and all. Eventually they realized that's a big no no and apologized and let me go immediately. Bunch of racists twats

[@thewhitestormtrooper5697]

@@Bakumatsu1 wait so you took a plain alone to visit your mother in the uk while you were 15 years old? And im pretty sure if they were racist they wouldnt have apologized and let you go immediately

[@oxpolitik]

"We need a translator." As do I with that thick Manchester accent. 😂

[@sixtineglen4119]

NO SCOTLAND I. CANNOT. UNDERSTAND.

[@potsandpansimcold]

it was completely understandable tho

[@dianapeek6936]

With me its, the Liverpudlian glockle stop and the Belfast accent I just can't manage at all.

[@KingIstvan]

The guy with the ciggies career just went up in smoke.

[@tom-ir3nv]

His career turned to ash

[@BC-ef8vu]

14:16 Diesel gets a well earned reward. Was expecting them to rack Diesel up a fat line for a sec xb

[@dreddj.9451]

Did that comment above hahahahaha,, these dogs HAVE to be getting a lil somthin now and then,,, 100 times our scent and senses?? bet they are!!!

[@metalgod6661989]

Your comment just made me think of that episode of family guy where Brian becomes a drug sniffing dog lol

[@Ireland95Stephens]

*throws diesel a baseball

[@Jesus_in_the_Coliseum]

Couldn’t just say “for self” so close, nearly got it 👍🏼

[@Jesus_in_the_Coliseum]

He risked his job for 3.5 grams, I’m fucking done. Just classic, one story to tell the grand kids 😂

[@AnaAndYari]

He said it like twice before the agent actually understood and said for sell ?!? I’m done 🤣🤣😫😫

[@SachaBeeXO]

They are a lot nicer in the U.K. If those were American custom agents.. they wouldn’t have given a damn about trying to compromise with you.

[@solinvictus4367]

Well to be fair the UK doesn't have to deal with Latin American drugs and other cartel bullshit coming up through Mexico, all they have to worry about is too many cigarettes and the occasional tourist bringing in drugs to make a quick buck

[@presssquareproductions2303]

Im a border agent. New york state ...you are speaking about something you know nothing about .. Our customs laws are non existant compared to the UK.. Perfect example ...in the UK its up to an agents discretion if anything is seized .. Meaning if an agent in the UK decides . there's a law that literally states they can take anytgi g they want from you and you can do nothing about it ..imagine living in a 3rd world country like that..

[@SachaBeeXO]

MAG God'z AmonG Men I was under the impression that the United Kingdom was a very developed nation. And congrats on your job title 👏🏽👏🏽 I’ll be sure to mail a cookie. But I was speaking on the friendliness of the agents. They didn’t even bat an eye while being disrespected and still tried to help. In the US, you get yelled at and possibly detained for not abiding by the demands of a “Law Enforcement” agent like yourself. You are one border agent and I’ve been through several while traveling. You may be a nice one. But I’ve ran into really unnecessarily mean agents. So my point was... they are a lot nicer in the U.K.

[@presssquareproductions2303]

Ill give you the niceness thing... But I was speaking about laws and yours . are shit.. Just being honest you have less rights as a citizen in the uk than an inmate in America. .. Let that sink in.

[@bolma1910]

@@presssquareproductions2303 Oh don't be silly. You're basing a paranoid assumption off the belief that we act the same way as America would if they had laws like this. Of course if America had a system like that they would abuse the fuck out of it. Police in the UK are not corrupt but actually trustworthy and abide by law. Believe it or not I'd trust their discretion any day over an American police officer with a gun who can't control themselves around black people - it's pretty great living in a country where you can trust your police force, I imagine this paranoia of human rights abuse is a result of Americans not trusting theirs. Hope you get it sorted eventually :)

[@PushinDaCushion]

"She’ll just have to get some English sausage now" 😂😂😂

[@m.joy.7071]

20:00 - such a nice person, he knew she was still going to sell them but he didn’t want her to say so she wouldn’t get in trouble. Times are tough man

[@vooshmoozik6185]

that makes him an accomplice though, he probably got fired after it aired

[@terrlaw328]

If her times are tough how and why is she spending money on flights for vacations and unnecessary trips.

[@martinhumble]

He was just annoying to me

[@Athena-cr3by]

@@vooshmoozik6185he didn’t get fired ho

[@miked7745]

mean while in the break room..."i got beef patties"

[@wansichen3743]

i dont think i want to eat anything labelled biohazard ,beef patties or otherwise

[@Cartiiwrld]

Airport officer: cigarettes for self? Airline guy: Yes Airport officer: for sell? Airline guy: Yes

[@atulsanhotra3467]

Haha he end up with hash

[@whatbroicanhave50character35]

1:38 "So I'm cool?" Honestly that cracked me up good, props to him for using a colloquialism in a foreign language on the fly like that in such a clever way. He might have an accent but he has a better grasp of english than most native speakers I've met.

[@marklar5334]

"I gave her the benefit of the doubt, because after a while she did change her story." *Promote this man!*

[@techtitanuk5609]

Haha I noticed that

[@SalamiCheeks]

U.S customs- deals with human trafficking, hard drugs, and weapons of warfare on a daily basis. Uk customs- “hey you can’t bring that sausage into our country!”

[@Stonygut1865]

You are not allowed to bring meats into the US either so, in addition to the other functions you mentioned US custom is busy confiscating meats and fruits? Have you ever cleared customs at any US port?

[@SalamiCheeks]

Bro... obviously the USA has rules and regulations for agriculture and meats being brought into their country. I’m from Buffalo NY so I know how crazy the US airports are. My point was that the USA has a lot more serious crimes being committed in their airports than the uk. And to the idiot that said he would rather go through a uk airport than a us airport, no shit Sherlock. The us airports deal with a lot more crimes like I just mentioned. God damn, you two must be fun af at parties

[@myzoneofparadise]

it’s not that deep lol- although saying that tony there was literally a truck found with 30 so dead bodies the other month.. and there are lots of things stopped at the uk borders on a daily basis. this show isn’t very representative of all the uk borders 😂 also produce and animals are a huge thing for the uk because it’s an island that has been cleared of lots of diseases still present in the rest of the world

[@dennispremoli7950]

Riiight, cause a lorry full of dead immigrants arriving at dover, is definitely not serious...

[@Jadey]

@@SalamiCheeks they deal with more because the population is bigger you absolute moron😂😂😂

[@MrMarko4]

‘Silly mistake to make this late in his career’ He was probably smuggling cigarettes the entire 33 years and only just got caught

[@glorybelieve9010]

MrMarko4 - Of Course HE WAS🤷‍♂️ Why Do YOU think, He was so unprepared too answer any of their questions with an answer that MIGHT save his position, his cigarettes and potentially finding the DRUGS He was carrying on his body ?!!! He was so used too NOT being STOPPED, and sailing through because He WAS an “EMPLOYEE” that He assumed He would NEVER BE CAUGHT!

[@MrMarko4]

@@glorybelieve9010 I don't quite understand your point?... and it's *to not too forgetting all the random words in capital letters.

[@RV-MAJOR]

Pakistani

[@myfisherman7757]

@@glorybelieve9010 bro your typing like your a clickbait youtuber

[@kaptainkaos1202]

He might as well take the honorable way out and off himself. He’s lost everything for this stupidity.

[@polemius01]

If that woman tried the "I've got guns in there," with US TSA, she would never be heard from again, in prison for life!

[@marcosrodriguez2496]

no, it would go down exactly as it went down here. you watch too much TV.

[@marinazagrai1623]

@@marcosrodriguez2496 Are you familiar with the law that prohibits guns of any kind through airports/federal bldgs etc?

[@alanwilliams2284]

@@marcosrodriguez2496 It would be same trying to enter Australia, a silly joke will keep you at the airport for an additional 4 or 5 hours with a good chance you will be heavily fined and denied entry to Australia and banned for perhaps 5 to 10 years. And 99% of Australian citizens will agree with the punishment.

[@marcosrodriguez2496]

@@marinazagrai1623 are you daft?

[@khalzo7804]

Dumbest woman

[@realkushman]

Plot twist: the dog didn't know that there was drugs in the package, he just smelled baseballs and wanted to play fetch

[@realkushman]

Tilly Too thanks for sharing such a positive and useful thought. Have a great day 😋

[@williamsimmons152]

I don’t know if cricket balls mare the same as US baseballs

[@kylehorn3171]

What a stupid fucking comment dumbass

[@lemonboy9yearsago760]

Tilly Too r/woosh

[@lemonboy9yearsago760]

Kyle Horn r/woosh

[@LokiHiddlestone13]

driver * is upset because of a delay* also driver *makes the crew get him a search warrant*

[@LokiHiddlestone13]

@John Doe Thanks for an eloquent comment, but i didn't mean this driver in particular. I said it in general what the narrator did which was "drivers get angry at when they are checked because of the delay" or something along the lines.

[@Pie4life123]

LisCisz they should be able to have it right away after all they do it 24-7 someone will question it

[@dreddj.9451]

JOhn Dough,, well he shouldn't have shit his bed and there wouldn't have BEEN any 'dogshit' there!!!,, Impudent twit,,, hes done this in other videos too,, nothing but crass assininity

[@SalamiCheeks]

LisCisz he didn’t want a dog walking all over his shit lol I’d be pissed too. Not only that but he didn’t want his right violated. I agree with him

[@whatshisname3304]

you know he's ok when you do n't see their faces. bit of a clue that, takes away all suspense.

[@YoungBoomerlol]

Security: We arrested him for the cigarettes and now we have to arrest him again for the cannabis Me: laughs in American

[@jr_san]

Now we have to arrest him again for the cannabis. Me: laughs in Canadian.

[@laynenelson4370]

Simon Sez hash is illegal in Canada though

[@Kekkndslgnlwnh]

still illegal to ship or fly most cannabis and a certain amount of cigarettes in America, and if you're driving it can only be a certain amount and the cannabis has to be packaged properly and in the trunk or you can catch charges for it or DUI, even if you didn't smoke it but it's within reach. Even in Cali you have to put your weed technically in the trunk after buying from a dispensary or if you're pulled over you can get in trouble.

[@TechWiz717]

Layne Nelson it’s literally sold in the legal Provincial stores (products are still launching) and you can buy it from illegal online sites with zero consequence Getting any kind of cannabis product is ridiculously easy in Canada.

[@aceracer7408]

@@laynenelson4370 all cannabis products are available in Canada. Government shops only. Top quality.

[@jimakcelik6486]

It’s very important countries borders protected very well. It’s amazing watching border patrols doing their jobs so thoroughly. God bless them very professionally done and very patriotic.❤️❤️❤️❤️ I was in London 20 years ago was amazing trip.I wish I could go there one more time. It’s expensive I spend a lot.

[@mathbau]

I have to admit: If I ever were to be arrested, I want to be it done by UK Custom Agents - so polite and considerate in conveying the bad news.

[@VideoSpectator1223]

They are rip off passive aggresive walmart security guards

[@wise4124]

@@VideoSpectator1223 i agree

[@paxxus7377]

Yes because they know they have a camera on them watching every word they say. I bet they wouldn't be THAT nice if they were alone at service.

[@ynwa3476]

​@@paxxus7377 UK law enforcement are among the most polite and professional in the world.

[@anaderol5408]

@@paxxus7377 Actually they are polite and civilized - admittedly my only experience was due to traffic infringements - once going twice over the speed limit / once not wearing my seatbelt and once for going the wrong way down a one way street. In all three incidences they were polite albeit stern. I was only given one ticket - for the seatbelt. If they pass you in the street, they greet you with a smile (which was shocking to me when I first moved to the UK). Having said that - I don't believe I'd argue with them if I needed to be arrested. Polite does not mean push-over.

[@congruentcrib]

UK dogs- this one sniffs drugs, this one sniffs meats, and this is just a dog we like to have around. She weights 8 kg and is super cute. USA dogs- this is chuck, he sniffs our blood, any type of drugs, and will attach on command. He weighs 139lbs and runs 4x faster than the average person.

[@anthonylong9067]

King Croft dont give us any ideas

[@BurningSkyy]

Not gonna lie, chuck is a super dog! LivePD's best officer!

[@sweaspurdoddd5466]

USA customs dogs: this dog knows how to reload a M249 and can carry up to 32 pounds of ammunition.

[@BurningSkyy]

@Khusro Murza They're definitely not. I've dealt with plenty of police in several countries and never had a problem with them. You seem like the type of person that probably causes them to be "MOTHER FUCKERS DICKHEAD CUNTS". Check yourself before you blame others for their behaviour towards you.

[@BurningSkyy]

@Khusro Murza Go give your brain a wash, think it has got clogged up with your bullshit.

[@marieeden8009]

I was laughing so hard at the truck driver saying he doesn’t want the dog in his bed. As I lay in my bed with both my dogs curled up around me 😂

[@davidhoffman1278]

One sad thing I have seen is older persons developing allergies to animals or food items they have seemingly safely lived with all their lives. Getting old isn't fun.

[@Severin69]

Ewww... why would you do that?

[@stancexpunks]

Marie Eden he must be middle eastern. They have a thing about dogs being dirty

[@Severin69]

@@stancexpunks Dogs are dirty.

[@marieeden8009]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol That’s what I grew up doing. They sleep around my legs in the winter, and mostly on my bed in the warmer months. It’s really not that bad lol

[@meganmcdonald3133]

It’s wild that they can literally destroy your package just bc they suspect something is in it

[@acornsucks2111]

You can fill out the form online and you might hear back from them for reimbursement.

[@Dushdgus]

"might" I would sue that shit if they aint giving me money@@acornsucks2111

[@summerrodriguez3742]

@@acornsucks2111might ??!!

[@neutrino78x]

Great Britain does get to control what goes into their country 🙂 I think they said there was 10,000 pounds sterling worth of cocaine in the baseballs so this wasn't an innocent person sending innocuous goods into Britain. 🙂 The British constitution is unwritten, but I'm sure there is an equivalent concept to the 5th amendment "nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;", but the key part is "due process of law" right? The package was scanned in a non-destructive manner and found to be suspicious, so they have "just cause" to search. Also if drugs are not found, one is owed compensation under the 5th Amendment (and whatever the British equivalent is) also. 🙂

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

Sorry thats the risk you take! Dont want that risk dont do it! But thye dont destroy they just check!

[@bostonblackie9503]

I couldn't do this job the fact that they pretend they don't understand would drive me crazy. They know what you are getting at but drag it out.

[@Fromkin1]

Arrested for Cigarettes lol how sad is that.

[@KayvanKermani]

cigarettes and drugs

[@RightFootForward11]

Usually cigarettes are confiscated, it was the drugs that got them arrested

[@sunna8476]

Ridiculous that a tiny bit of hashish, clearly intended for personal use, is enough for all this bullshit. Not blaming them for doing their job, I'm blaming the laws for being ridiculous.

[@gwenstacyk9881]

And opium?

[@Sshooter444]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!

[@ResearchNational]

After the 33 year airline veteran smuggling cigarettes and hashish was fired and released from prison this show hired him to handle their audio.

[@KingParisBuckingham]

Lies..post the link

[@vanessazamora3258]

@@KingParisBuckingham I think that was supposed to be a joke lol

[@panamasyndicate]

@@KingParisBuckingham c'mon man you better than that

[@panamasyndicate]

@@KingParisBuckingham hahaha

[@povertylevelphilanthropy1524]

KingParisBuckingham r/whoosh

[@MindGoblin17]

Ok the cigarette guy was just being honest and probably had no clue it was a bad thing. Probably a good opportunity to educate the man and give him a warning

[@johndawkins623]

That guy was so proud by his 'English sausage' joke

[@aria2184]

Floyd1504 wtf 😂😂😂 thanks for the information though can I ask did you sleep with the same amount in each country? You tried welsh yet? Get all of Britain in and let us know

[@johnsmith-wx5fb]

@Floyd1504 scots do a square sausage. Its cheap as shit and is mostly pig labia and anus.

[@vuduguy1]

@@aria2184 loooooooool

[@Alyzah]

@Floyd1504 Guess it's time for me to go to Scotland

[@dreddj.9451]

Guessing he'd like to 'deliver' some of that English sausage inside that sweet Ukrainian girl,, then offer her some "head cheese",, ,,, lil twit!!!,, (I have eaten every type of sausage from every country, and think German is still the best,,, and NOT US made German,, the real stuff,, (lived in Nuremberg) mmm good)

[@shaun2463]

Dude just made that woman pinky promise she won't sell her cigarettes 😂

[@reflectionsofme]

female privilege

[@sshms414]

Hes hopeful

[@realestatetipsbyakileach6032]

while brown man goes to jail for same thing..

[@MariyaCriss15]

Real Estate Tips by Aki Leach emmm mate, have you seen the episode ? This dude was carrying drugs 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@LaurenJayx0]

@@realestatetipsbyakileach6032 He literally had hash in his pocket 😂

[@flowersandroses4734]

Dad: “Why do you want to be an immigration officer? Why not be a doctor?” Me: “Free sausages”

[@Sector_07]

😜😜😜

[@bryang8311]

Rfff Ffcffc gay

[@mattybean3194]

"Diesel gets a well earnt reward..." Throws cocaine ball.

[@rosaliaali3099]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@dobygillis3105]

Amazing work the border police do for there country. And the beautiful dog🐾 police and there great team work. One of my top 10 channels I love to watch. Five ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Thank you for your service.

[@Reem0mohammed]

I don't know why I feel so bad for the guy with the cigarettes.

[@flowersforever5970]

I really don’t know why you feel bad either. He worked for the airline and knew fully well it was illegal and what the consequences would be. He took the chance on it and lost, it’s his own fault.

[@wave9199]

“Conveniently, he doesn’t understand” Or maybe he’s just foreign and does not understand your language

[@celia3601]

No the narrator said that because he spoke good English before he was arrested, after that he pretended to not understand

[@RitzStarr]

Seemed fine after he got busted dumbass.

[@camelottz]

You should change your name to "woke" rather than "wave". Suits you more.

[@marcuskeulertz5852]

@gary jones and spanish also. I speak both..

[@joohyunpark7054]

gary jones XD what about Alabama then lol

[@shavir8597]

Imagine the lorry driver who didn't want the dog to go inside the lorry was just a distraction and timekill for other lorries filled with drugs and money to pass through 🤨 it looked too fishy

[@shavir8597]

@@unirod23 😋😋😋

[@voevodineu]

Because just being unhappy of the dog pawing your bed is really suspicious, eh? Who would mind to have the dog ruin your bed? Only smugglers. I personally have a dog and I hate it when she pollutes everytning around me with fur and dirt

[@awhi3765]

It doesn’t matter because it doesn’t work like that. If the lorry got through it would have got through anyway. If they want to search everyone they would all have to wait until they got the clear. If they have a suspicion or reason they will search and him acting up just means they wait longer.

[@flipjenl9616]

I am a truckdriver, and i can tell that a LOT of truckers don't want fucking dogs into their workspace, where they also live and sleep more than in their own home.

[@afmuzic]

America they’d look at you “go that’s to bad” then throw the dog into searched

[@julie.1081]

If only everyone bringing in forbidden items were as nice as the lady with the beef patties at the end. No arguing, tantrum & not only did she smile, she explained what happened to her child & why she signed the paper. But the very best part was, even after a long flight, her little boy never whined as they were going through things with customs, followed his Mom w/o being told to & he even handled his own suitcase. He looked to be around 6-7. She must be an EXCELLENT parent!!!! Ma'am, if you & your son ever think of visiting or immigrating to the US, (Why not move here? Seems like everyone else is!), I hope you're warmly welcomed because you're the type of person I hope will become a new US Citizen!

[@peko7446]

Why even say 'if we decide to prosecute' the cigarettes man? Just fine and prosecute him.

[@dreddj.9451]

Its TV,, need to say things to make the audience pleased,,, plus,, he hasn't been convicted yet,,, they also said he MIGHT be canned, three times..

[@THE_CDN]

Those dogs are amazing! I read somewhere that they can even detect certain forms of cancer in patients. Man's best friend!

[@maeve4686]

I had skin cancer on my face & my dog would constantly smell the spot. Now she's doing it again. App't Wednesday....

[@THE_CDN]

@@maeve4686 Great dog! I hope you're ok. God bless.

[@shalexiadavis1378]

The way the dogs wag their tails is like a message from them saying "ah, man, I love my job!!

[@chrishansen5784]

12:18 Someones brand new 3,000$ Dell Computer just tossed over sideways xD

[@bucharestbiketraffic]

It's nice to see they are hiring deaf audio mixers in TV now. Great succes!

[@mishmaoulmoustahil9648]

Exactly !! lol

[@ianoliver3879]

If you're commenting on the 'rather' muffled commentary, don't worry too much; I believe it's the transition from stereo to mono without monitoring that causes it. I think...

[@willtveire]

I'd say its unmixed master tapes played out directly. We used to do back up masters with unmixed levels on all tracks... Seems the genius who digitised and uploaded didn't know/understand or care. Can't believe its had over 7 million views!

[@imSoapu]

next up, blind editors 👍

[@ashishshah6730]

Yeah, the goddamn background music is too loud

[@vert2552]

dog found cocaine, yay, but what if they didnt? he just cut open someone's "original" ball

[@EM-sz8ft]

vert2552 insurance it after

[@carpii]

so whats the solution? If customs avoided damaging anything original or valuable looking, it wouldnt take very long before smugglers realised and started using those

[@Dakarn]

@@EM-sz8ft There was a case where TSA destroyed a musicians bow to their double bass. The TSA said the same thing. File an insurance claim. The musician's response? "How do you insure a bow from the 1500's? It's irreplaceable."

[@royisdabest]

@@Dakarn damn that fucking sucks, won't be bringing my body pillow next time I go through customs

[@seaxnzi]

RoyisDaBEST they won’t have to cut a hole in it since it already does

[@whyarurannin4918]

Actually I feel like the guy with cigarettes was just taking the Police attention away from something bigger.

[@Zerpersande]

Bigger? 3.5g? Of something that poses very little health hazards, especially when compared to 10,000 cigarettes. So my point is that you and I see opposite things when referencing something as ‘bigger’.

[@cliffordcrimson7124]

@@Zerpersande cocaine or pharmaceuticals being smuggled by another member of the crew offloading after him. It's really not that hard to understand.

[@zainahmed6502]

The lady with veggie patties definitely had something else in one of the other bags. The dog scented something stronger than just a veggie patty. The agent took her word and assumed that's all she had? If this was US they would tear apart all of her bags.

[@chriss8825]

@@zainahmed6502 She did not have veggie patties, hers had meat. He was just letting her know that only meat patties are an issue.

[@Z-Ack]

10,000 cigarettes?? Deadly?? Hell im only 35, smoked a pack a day since i was 18, before that smoked half a pack a day from 14.. @ 20/pk •(365(19))= 138,700 cigarettes ive smoked in my lifetime.. and thats just one life but im still kicking it, no smokers cough, still do my cardio at the gym daily, ran a marathon a few years back also. And ive only smoked full flavor reds just like he had there.. when i did a year in jail i smoked filterless. deadly. Lol.. if you ate em… you can actuslly die from a single pack of cigarettes, if you took all the tobacco out and shoved it up your ass. Just like if you squoze a triple shot of vodka up there too..

[@carlrosa1130]

"Bringing 16000 cartons of cigarettes....is illegal??? Oh....really? I had no idea."

[@glorybelieve9010]

It’s really great too see the security officer playing with her sniffer Dog while They are not busy🥰

[@davidzatica408]

The European Union be like: *in prison Criminal: I killed 20 men, what you here for Random citizen: I brought good sausage to England

[@sleepcrime]

We have good sausage in England.

[@sleepcrime]

@Vallol what? of course we do. Sorry it's not chlorinated to your your liking. But seriously, what the hell would you know about it?

[@ameyas7726]

You'll get good sausage in prison too :p But seriously, only 10% of EU laws are enforced at customs...90% of the airport custom laws are UK laws made in westmonster..

[@MrDivyansh98]

Andy Smith British food is shit

[@vlogcodmyt]

Frrr 😅😂🤣

[@Trillock-hy1cf]

The commentator talking quietly in the background, is better than him talking over what people are saying, so it's nice he has been muted a bit.

[@Mutafow]

BUT NOW I CANT HEAR HIM

[@jojothetasmaniansassmonkey8866]

"she'll have to buy some English sausage now"....what a cheeky little lad. I saw that smirk