My Evil Piano Teacher

[@coffee4brains525]

"hi my name is-" "SPEAK WHEN YOURE SPOKEN TO"

[@coffee4brains525]

why did this get likes this is truely my only accomplishment in life

"Hi, my name is-" Me: [ Dan ]

[@pastelbeme]

EgotisticJester same

[@siyeon935]

ME: chkA CHKA SLIM SHADY

[@lizzi7568]

true af

[@Akweirdo]

EgotisticJester that's what I literally did this! Lol 😂

[@isischavez8968]

EgotisticJester Dan: *leaves room*

[@panicattheme5711]

"hi, my name is-" are you fUCKING KIDDING ME HOW DARE YOU

[@__-mp5sj]

Hi, my name is [ Dan ] and this is my first proper video I guess

[@panicattheme5711]

Sam Is Bootylicious stOP

[@rebekahthebanana8052]

oml i noticed that too

[@Nicole-zj6pv]

funstuff Yeah!!!

[@lilimartyn1756]

the part when dan said "next time, if the teacher's mean to me, i'll tell my mum instead of suffering in silence... which i did quite a lot as a child" hit me rly hard bc of his depression video.

[@juliet7139]

Oh yea and after his June video hahahahah....🤗

[@jadedwizard823]

Julianna Faith exactly what I was about to comment!😜

[@pluto206]

dont you mean it... hits different

[@skullfr4gments]

hits even harder after BIG

[@holliemai5810]

"I didn't know this bat could walk! I just assumed she grew out of the floor by her piano like some weird fungus!"

[@alijabelkakembo8182]

My soul is the black hole which is sucking my thoughts up and filling it with weird thoughts like Why are we all alive My life is meaning less

[@namitanene3531]

+Ali Jabel Kakembo You, my friend, are very similar to me

[@blubirdds]

Ali Jabel Kakembo relatable

[@fat3477]

TØP

[@anneiscool878]

hollie mai |-/

[@lps-emily]

1. His hair looks great 2. His shirt is so cute on him 3. Were you trying to kill me with the first few seconds bc im dead

[@ghostinrue3332]

LPS Emily OMG LPS EMILY! :D You Like Dan and Phil???

[@yeet-cf7lg]

Well...NOW I LIKE YOU EVEN MORE! :D XD

[@hiraccino2339]

LPS Emily omigawd hai Emily xD

[@lucyzzlife]

LPS Emily hey Lps Emily I didn't know you liked Dan

[@Mushroom-rz6cn]

Wow. Hi I didn't know you were part of the phandom.

[@HappyJackieP]

I love that Dan's piano teacher wore skinny jeans, she was wayyy ahead of her time!

[@wutuppeeps3791]

Jackie Pierson THAT ISNT PHILL??

[@geekwithglasses2897]

NickayCliffor they were kidding

[@charliesalter6733]

Jackie Pierson I agree

[@backupaccount9263]

Jackie Pierson I don't think you (as well as 1.1k others) know what that phrase means. How does wearing skinny jeans in a modern era make you ahead of your time? If she had worn them before they were a 'thing' fine, that would have made sense. Adapting doesn't make you innovative.

[@backupaccount9263]

Emily N. Of course 10 year olds don't care about how to speak proper English.

[@rue_cifer]

When he said "tutor" i legit though he said "shooter" "She had been a *shooter* for about 50 years"

[@wasgutmeinbruder111]

Acurate.

[@jaydamorgan2881]

THE SECOND HE MENTIONED A HAMSTER. OMFG. AND HE SAID, "AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT." LIKW BRO OMG I'M SCARRED.

[@coope-3537]

Skiddle Whiffers NO MATTER WHERE I GO I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! AAHHHHHABKDHDLNFUEOJ

[@user-ew9uv2hs2i]

Skiddle Whiffers gBNawkdbdj

[@elisa-px2xq]

Skiddle Whiffers samesamesammeeeeeee

[@happyhootshannah]

Skiddle Whiffers SAME I WAS ACTUALLY CONCERNED

[@shybutnotinnocent2926]

Skiddle Whiffers lol same I screamed hat fic and through my tablet

[@freyjagrace180]

I feel like Dan's life would make a great "Lemony Snicket : A series of unfortunate events" Book

[@notnothing9926]

I thought that was just me!

[@love-om8ql]

YES

[@repuaceuold4204]

Freyja Grace OH MY GOD YEA LEMONY SNIKET FANS UNITE

[@deppresticsls9271]

Freyja Grace I love the TV show

[@awildzaneta7134]

Deppresticsls read the book

[@tamarahhoughton4483]

"What inspired you to play piano?" Me: ... Me: ... **G note**

[@goldenhalogirl]

Tamarah Houghton wHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY😭

[@emmajayne2472]

PREACH

[@cadencesienna308]

Tamarah Houghton I.... I love this

[@mel-ly5ud]

Tamarah Houghton sAMEEE THO

[@ramsay2742]

Tamarah Houghton GHHAAAAAAAAAA

[@AstronaughtYT]

Dan playing the piano in the background at the end of the video makes me very happy for some reason :)

[@alissawilliams3435]

Izz Science wasn’t that Phil?

[@AstronaughtYT]

alissa williams nope that’s dan! Phil doesn’t play piano (I think)

[@kaitlynwhite8043]

I thought it was Phil to

[@hannahcook5087]

Exhibit A: the awards show with Phil where Dan was wearing his disco ball-esque jacket

[@watermelonbaby2223]

‘Twas Phil I think... I THINK

[@Claralil13]

anyone notice that the maths teacher scene was Dan from years ago

[@kcgrimmers6901]

Clara Lyle IKR I SCREAMED "FOETUS DAN"

[@nevaisntawkward2461]

Clara Lyle yeah 😂

[@jaydnTM]

i yELLED

[@loganbanx1684]

Clara Lyle I had to rewind as I couldn't believe it.

[@evie3642]

Clara Lyle It was from 'How to survive exams' 👍

[@carriebyrne5136]

I showed my friend this and she asked if dan was an inspirational speaker and I said to her " *Yes and No...* "

[@taetaekawaii_bean9298]

imfxkup. XD

[@emmamargott7793]

imfxkup. Showed this to my friend* (I’m a nerd)

[@rachelleonard7684]

imfxkup. Accurate

[@philtrash276]

ArMy

[@alexjohn1085]

'hi internet, today i'm going to talk about dreams, *and how they crush and die'*

[@13LondonCalling]

what if your teacher died and her soul became integrated within your piano? Those dark keys look pretty ominous

[@izzyc324]

13LondonCalling xD

[@danielhowell]

oh my GOD **sets fire to piano** bye

[@13LondonCalling]

Dan's piano is on fire...

[@mr.potato3408]

13LondonCalling your enjoying yourself a bit much

[@mmk1453]

13LondonCalling how does a human think this?

[@tararm613]

2:30 hi. my name is [d- the piano teacher is evil because she didn’t let him finish.

[@daiizea]

*” hi internet, today I’m going to talk about dreams.... and how they crush and die “*

[@UncleSamAAAA]

Itza Daisy ikr XD

[@xxmilaxx265]

Itza Daisy my life

[@Beeg_Froggie]

wow big mood

[@pen0va778]

Itza Daisy I would say that to kids so they learn about life early:3

[@taetaekawaii_bean9298]

♡This is my life I have my dreams and they crush and die DAILY♡

[@horiphin]

my piano teacher was so passionate he used to cry when I didn't turn up to lessons ;D bless

[@laurendarcy4924]

aw that's really sad for some reason D:

[@johnwick-gn5kc]

horiphin such a cinnamon roll. C:

[@EllaIngram]

Also maybe he was really lonely and u were his only friend wow that sounds even sadder

[@luckpup2766]

That's sweet.

[@jamesbromley6989]

Awe

[@kaddakai232]

Wouldn't it be so ironic if the piano teacher suddenly found this video and basically attacked Dan for all of the shit that he admitted?

[@gleegirltayler934]

Kaddakai it would be considering she's probably dead now.

[@kelleylaurenceaumusic2285]

Kaddakai she's probably dead tbh

[@julia-roses]

tiredfangirl oml I didn't even think about that.. rip I guess

[@luckyduck1000]

Kaddakai like the psycho French teacher?

[@meldakoala7707]

Kaddakai because she's a ghoul

[@pukaa6265]

"Jesus, I had a traumatizing childhood." that sure as hell hits different now. oof

[@lotuswolf1518]

I think you're indirectly bullying dan by commenting " hits differently now on every single video"

[@wittydisaster]

this video impacts in a way that was not the same prior to

[@mikeuchiha5972]

Same I also had a traumatic childhood that hits different when you relate

[@serena1836]

"Instead of just suffering in silence." AND NOW WE JUST SIT IN SILENCE

[@darlingbbydoll]

AAAAH TØP REFERNCES

[@edenknight8784]

Dan's stuffed toys AND NOW WE JUST SIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

[@emmalee5786]

Dan's stuffed toys YESSS |-/

[@shelly-tg1uu]

Dan's stuffed toys |-/

[@sarasaralee2703]

YES

[@bellaberenshteyn9939]

*the moment yot half asleep and read, "my evil potato teacher."*

[@danielanoooo]

Hahahaha I wasn't half asleep but I read that. I have problems.

[@cynthiayu7486]

The moment ur so half asleep that you write "yot"

[@hsfdlolk4243]

Omg

[@nicolestephens1431]

Waldo Won me

[@lavendermoonart7036]

Waldo Won me tbh

[@olivianathalie]

"I actually play the piano...badly" bitch hold up you're actually good no stop

[@defaultdefault6166]

the fløwer child I keep seeing 45 seconds. 8 seconds. 37 seconds me: 8 seconds?!?! I am early!!!

[@fluffylilphan9928]

the fløwer child ikr

[@arabellamc]

yea ikr

[@pxachyvibez8344]

OMG yass i felt the same way he said that

[@brookemitchell7]

the fløwer child yeah seriously

[@starryknight3479]

The thing that inspired me to learn piano was you Mr. Howell

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

Same! Well and tyler Joseph. Now that I'm thinking about it tylers the only reason I've started making and playing any sorts of music...

[@woodlandirises]

Human Trash can same... only reason why I learnt the ukulele 😅

[@evemustdie37]

Before you Leave the city i was a big fan of twenty one pilots for about four years now, and i’m playing piano, ukulele, bass guitar and i also can be a drummer for some songs. twenty one pilots is the best band ever, cause they are so inspirational, aren’t they?🤧

[@jessicasiswick1910]

It’s been 2 years, hows it going?

[@starryknight3479]

@@jessicasiswick1910 pretty good actually, I'm practicing ukulele, piano, and guitar

[@emilywalsh1425]

Literally my 2nd grade teacher. I told her that I was being bullied and she told me it was my fault because I look too "vulnerable"

[@emilywalsh1425]

I was the tallest person in my class so I have no fricking idea where she got that

[@absoluteunit2909]

Emily Walsh that's just wrong

[@K0rudo]

You may have been tall but you might have been cute? o.o cute people have a tendency to get attacked more... Regardless that teacher should've done something >.>'.

[@chutendo]

That teacher is horrible, I'm so sorry. I mean you were only 8 (I think)

[@izziwilcoxiii2623]

Izzyisphantrash We have the same first name

[@vrishas7499]

I swear dan would be a good English teacher tbh

[@kirstengotstyle]

are we forgetting that phil literally has an english degree XD

[@abbepower34]

Vrisha S I think he would be a good teacher because he uses a lot of fa..... ARTICULATE words!

[@hana-tg8pz]

Abbe Power deactivate

[@kirstengotstyle]

Kim Mendoza where all the students are the shippers lolz

[@idklol6462]

Vrisha S OMG u are right

[@abc-eb4zh]

My piano teacher made me bow TO THE FRICKIN PIANO at the start of the lesson like wtf

[@abc-eb4zh]

I don't play piano anymore

[@feelslikeflying23]

the phandom is everywhere waaaa that's extreme

[@nelly1519]

the phandom is everywhere lmao 😂

[@asdbuddy4848]

the phandom is everywhere was probably making you to show respect to the art of playing the piano

[@stacey-oy8nf]

the phandom is everywhere wtf?!?!?!?

[@Loungemermaid]

I litcherally cried everyday in orchestra because I have mild dyslexia and can’t read sheet music

[@fuzzylittlespider]

Same

[@SeabassFishbrains]

Same here except I'm legally blind instead of dyslexic! I was also kicked out of guitar, violin and piano lessons for being "unwilling to stop playing by ear and learn to read sheets" even though I tried my hardest. (jokes on them, I teach guitar now and I've written more music than any of those teachers combined ever have)

[@totallyawesomereallycool]

@@SeabassFishbrains that's amazing my guy!!

[@emilymiles9586]

dude i relate - im dyslexic but i can read sheet music better than text

[@mochaboi4155]

Sameeeee

[@akemisakaki]

IM GONNA LEARN THE PIANI AND THEN ILL BE COOL AND FINALLY HAVE FRIENDS!!!

[@smallbitterman]

Yuki Fullbuster My life story right there

[@unluckylucy9520]

I want to learn how to okay the piani too

[@robertfobbester9344]

Piano*

[@lenofaus]

I guess that means I'm cool cuz I can play Mary had a little lamb and hot crossed buns. Wow I feel so accomplished

[@imliterallyjesse]

@@robertfobbester9344 Dan said 'Piani' in the video 😂

[@samanthamedina1012]

Dan: Suffering in silence Me: More like, *NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE*

[@sophiemc730]

Samantha 05 sometimes, quiet is violent... |-/

[@m4zzystar]

I find it hard to hide. My pride is no longer inside |-/

[@anabarnes8502]

Samantha 05 |-/

[@samanthamedina1012]

Lara A. THE CLIQUE IS HERE

[@sparrow3623]

Samantha 05 |-/!!!!!

[@pluviophilex6133]

"I can play piano, badly" WELL DANIEL HOWELL HOW COME YOU CAN PLAY TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WITHOUT LOOKING HUH?

[@miarlol]

Xxdedimside xX its a range of six notes so all you have to do is move your right pinky up one note then back down

[@ellabcdefg]

Mia R. it's a joke m8

[@fandomgirl3505]

Im not the only one who thought that, Thank Chuck

[@skythehuman]

i cant even play it whilst looking

[@noellefritz5678]

fun fact he was also playing the alphabet, they have the same tune

[@elise5446]

When I was in elementary school, I actually tricked one of my classmates into think that Fur Elise was written for me... Best day of my life

[@margot3711]

wa... how?

[@darcymorgan625]

Elise :I tell me your secrets

[@caffeinatedx]

tbh i would trust anyone who like will graham too.

[@elisecode2212]

I don’t even consider that to be my name, since it’s a different language

[@lilym3821]

IM GONNA CRY THE AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO WAS "hey im matt and i'm gonna tell you the story of how i learned to play the piano"

[@celestiagrimm6814]

Lily M the comedic timing on that was 10/10

[@ozma9527]

Lily M Don't you mean you're going to craft?

[@prik9802]

Lily M Same

[@cryptidkirby7630]

Tabitha Howlter hey Tabitha how are dil,dab,and dalien

[@finch8028]

Same

[@AlwaysaFangirl]

Wait, he learns songs by ear? Damn, that's actual talent, guys, it isn't easy to play a song just by listening to it.

[@toryannm]

I can play piano by ear, it's kind of hard but i got used to it (:

[@jesssmith5248]

Always a Fangirl eyyyy ARMY

[@katiemcnamara5337]

Always a Fangirl I've learned a few songs by ear but I'd never be able to learn piano myself

[@karlitatv]

Always a Fangirl i play guitar by ear, badly but i do, i guess i have that in common with Dan

[@carlibriggs6389]

I learned by ear too, guess that's my strongest sense lol

[@erichan8382]

Dan makes an incredible witchy grandma

[@1224chrisng]

it's like the exact opposite of Sister Daniel

[@bella4215]

7:59 this hits different now DAN YOU ARE AMAZINGG

[@bymrtha]

grandma dan is my new aesthetic

[@tokyotyrant7890]

PenguinIsFarts ACTUALLY

[@nikhitaraaj3789]

PenguinIsFarts someone make a meme out of it .pls

[@nadiaprincess2735]

PenguinIsFarts Nah, tbh Grandma Dan is really freaking me out...

[@dantrash1886]

PenguinIsFarts. Lol same

[@adeadmeme7750]

Same tbh, I’m dropping pastel dan-

[@xioclari]

"i bought a hamster," *gets the hat fic flashbacks*

[@pennylovingston4064]

toaster samemmememeeee

[@gnarliquinn]

😂😂

[@ah-jb2jz]

nO

[@alannahwitte6672]

toaster I cried when he said that

[@c.aiitwyeth]

toaster NOOO

[@rkkwc]

Wait was he actually referencing "Hi, my name is [Dan]" in this video

[@Skronk93]

she was right. fur elise is like the stairway to heaven of the piano. it sounds beautiful until you realize that EVERYONE PLAYS IT CONSTANTLY!

[@kriaallison]

she only said it was bad though. no reason

[@starlightsall]

She was wrong though because there's a difference between bad and overplayed. There's a reason why pieces like Für Elise, Clair de Lune, Moonlight Sonata, etc serve as an entry point to classical music for a lot of people. Because even though they're overplayed, they're still beautiful. Same for Stairway to Heaven and classic rock

[@bordt880]

It's okay, Dan. I chose clarinet because of Squidward. You all wish I was joking.

[@sixawesomeangels3125]

same though lmfao

[@zoeishere5910]

Birdistheword 12 wowww

[@rameeshaehtesham1888]

lmao that's why my cousin chose clarinet

[@elimejah]

Birdistheword 12 i chose saxophone bc of lisa simpson

[@alexrisdal2945]

Birdistheword 12 I chose clarinet because of squid ward too. But I just switched to alto sax.

[@jellish]

"Hi my na-" *YELLS AND MIMICS HIM "HI MY NAM IS [DAN]*

[@shaunaoneill915]

Albatraoz YESS same😂😂

[@lindamonroe7724]

Albatraoz NÓM=DAN

[@rhiannahutchins744]

chika chika slim shady jk it'd the meme Lord

[@felicialouisianagirl5034]

Albatraoz love the name

[@loredanapace8]

IVE BEEN SCROLLING NON STOP FOR 2 MINS, AND THE ONLY COMMENT I SEE IS 'Queen of my vagina'. WHAT HAVE U DONE DAN

[@rebeccashaw9119]

HeyItsDana//loredanapace8 ikr

[@shivyadra2365]

I had an Italian teacher in school and I swear she HATED children. She would constantly scream at us “SILENCIO!” and she wouldn’t teach us basic conversation. She ruined the entire language for me.

[@gretavanzo5850]

well I'm gonna teach you everything you need to know about our beautiful and fucked up language starting from the fact that it's silenzio and not silencio lol

[@spacebunny9116]

You haven’t suffered scary Italian teachers until YOU LIVE IN ITALY, GO TO AN INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL, AND THE ITALIAN TEACHER MAKE STUDENTS CRY BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH HOMEWORK THEY GIVE

[@imabandit5739]

Sounds like my German teacher

[@hummingbirdspark3998]

At least she taught you a Harry Potter spell

[@rocketgirl0062]

MY ITALIAN TEACHER WAS LITERAL DEMON I RELATE

[@geli7600]

I wish someone would look at me the way dan looks at aurthur

[@donotfearbirdieishere1616]

BrowniiCatt same.

[@Bliss183AJ]

Same

[@raccyoon9174]

BrowniiCatt I look at u like that.

[@JASmian._.]

Don't we all..;(

[@danaelizabeth6031]

BrowniiCatt forever a meme now😂

[@emilylovett1625]

Dan: Hi, my name is... Evil lady: SPEAK when spoken to Dan: *hand motions* ...[Dan] Im sorry Dan. I love u.

[@kkmusiclover_3148]

//Emily Lovett\\ I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THAT 😂

[@cheveline]

hello internet, my name is **insert hand motions** dan

[@LongLiveChocolate]

//Emily Lovett\\ comment of the century lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@nachomanmachoman5466]

THIS

[@Emma-wm9jg]

that was intended

[@josipigg673]

"oh dont you test me no, just because i play the piano" ...

[@natalie-chanistrash7214]

"Doesn't mean i'm, i'm not willing to take you down!I'm sorry.."

[@twentynecrybabiespanicking1454]

Natalie-ChanisTrash YOU ARE OUT OF MY MIND OHH

[@josipigg673]

PicklePerson YOU ARENT SEEING MY SIDE OHH

[@twentynecrybabiespanicking1454]

josi pigg YOU WASTE ALL OF THIS TIME TRYING TO GET TO ME

[@josipigg673]

PicklePerson BUT YOU, YOUR OUT OF MY MIND

[@djsworld181]

Dan: Hi my name is -- Me: *[DAN]*

[@666ozark]

my piano teacher is chill she talks about eyebrows with me

[@nia-aaa]

sounds like a lit piano teacher

[@wilsonsbucky3821]

phanicatthehorizon lmao

[@komothornton9406]

I don't see how piano teachers can light up tho...

[@hommegirl]

phanicatthehorizon ur so lucky omg my violin teacher is literally a psycho

[@JustDanix]

phanicatthehorizon same😂

[@Button20]

she turned up outside your house sounds like eliza pancakes

[@maireadhowell7973]

Sophie 😂😂😂😂

[@ashp5793]

Sophie so true

[@envysoph]

XD

[@emokistudios9041]

Highly accurate.

[@randomraichu2860]

XD Oh my god true

[@gayguacamole2537]

The Climax Of A Really Weird Movie

[@aresjones4761]

Y E S

[@Kingseye7]

P O R N

[@katieoof]

8:07 just reminds me of how Phil became his best friend at 18 and he finally got the stable reassurance he needed to do things he liked and be supported.

[@gbcaro42]

"Horrifying, dusty meatcave" okay danyul

[@scamunism]

MrTheKunzer STAHP

[@gracie9658]

MrTheKunzer well hello hello i didn't think i would ever see one of your comments in this sea of doomed souls

[@LisaNarozhnykh]

I heard older women (and men) like meat a lot, even if it's bad for them because...idk I'm not a doctor xD Also they like sugar a lot. That's what my parents once told me, when I asked them why my (dead) grandma puts 4 tea spoons of sugar in tea.

[@seraphwithagun]

Daniel* Ha-ha! Spelling Police! You have been arrested! (But good comment, other than that.)

[@kerriborthwick4568]

Waw 😊

[@celestiaanne8648]

As a pianist and huge Beethoven fan, what that piano teacher said about Fur Elise pissed me off -a little- a lot. I’m sorry.

[@greylazovalcarcel5394]

Frisk!

[@twentyonecadences7906]

same except i wouldn't call myself a pianist. more like a person who attempts to play piano but fails cause i too quit lessons after 8 weeks

[@luluplayz4915]

Love ur icon gal! Relate!

[@anna15410]

Yeah, fur elise is a good song but it's kinda overrated (haha didn't think that when I was around 6 or so as that was the only song anyone would ever catch me playing). His sonata op 2 no 3 in c major is really good (really hope that's the right one), and it's fairly easy too.

[@amusteata5052]

Annabeth Chase man i love that sonata! im also a huge fan of rage over a lost penny, but honestly I’m more of a Chopin/Mendelssohn/Schubert type of person

[@annasnotabanana]

Wow he really did change the title so it's not all caps I'm proud

[@annasnotabanana]

In his liveshow a few weeks ago he said he might change the title so it wasn't all caps anymore and he did haha

[@petergriffinstan420]

AnnaIsNotABanana I LOVE UR NAME CAN I STEAL IT PLEASE

[@stevenbourne1417]

You want to be called Daniel Howell?

[@amberlovespugs1551]

AnnaIsNotABanana your the devil your likes are 666 😮

[@beingsocialwasnevermyforte]

When I was 3, I wanted to play the violin because of an episode of Little Einsteins, and I started when I was 5. I'm now 16, and I've been playing for 11 years 😂

[@tracimoyer9879]

Lmao😂😊😂😂...ive been trying (key word TRYING) to learn the clarinet for 4 years but I think I might quit soon

[@emjay600]

I started when I was four because my parents made me.. I’m 14 now, and I’ve been playing for 10 years :) I’m still no good

[@caterinaaaaaa]

I LOVED THAT SHOW

[@mleppp1546]

I wanted to learn the French horn because it looked like a snail... I love it to this day.

[@kendall-bx6bo]

Em Jay my parents want me to play because they think “i’d look pretty while doing it.” ??

[@noodlehunter]

AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SiLLenCE!! *headbangs aggressively*

[@nouralrifaie194]

Nicola Ford hello there my fellow clique member |-/

[@taylormorgan9224]

Nicola Ford |-/

[@flame_wolf9523]

Hi hi |-/

[@ΕλένηΣταμ]

|-/

[@misty6203]

Nicola Ford |-/

[@lindsaymire2662]

I have been playing for 9 years and have learned most song through ear yet I can't manage to play fur elise. I can play the yuri on ice song but not fur fucking Elise

[@equestrianlove0137]

Lindsay Mire I feel your pain there

[@emmakeas15]

YURI ON ICE????? be my friendo

[@gravitycupcake8127]

Lindsay Mire not even lying I've played piano for five years in competitive classical competition but I quit like 6 years ago (hands to small) and the only thing I can play all the way through is fur elise......

[@hcneyycncn7032]

Lindsay Mire honestly being able to play the opening to Yuri on ice is a freaking HONOR

[@fiza7418]

Lindsay Mire mE Too omg I've played for about 6 years and all I play now-a-days is anime themes and the songs from la la land.

[@abigailduarte8520]

I got a piano ad right before the video 😂😂

[@prik9802]

A b b y Same

[@kpopcentral8702]

A b b y I got a navy ad

[@xylengreylend8042]

A b b y SIXTY NINTH LIKE

[@vinsueringamer2388]

A b b y same

[@nelicutie]

Saaameeee

[@hooly_crab9560]

I love how Dan always says he’s awful at playing piano, when he’s freaking incredible at it?!! Like I wish I could play the piano!!!

[@nbtry2334]

(STORY TIME) EVIL PIANO TEACHER LITERALLY KILLS ME (CANNIBAL) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[@lindseymontero6386]

The Baphomet Oh and don't forget (POSSESSED TEACHER) 😅😂

[@2fabgirls790]

Oh mate don't forget (GONE WILD)

[@kelbeen]

(IN THE HOOD)

[@hurricanesteveharvey1971]

YESSS

[@hurricanesteveharvey1971]

(GONE INSANE) wait

[@pamelairving4549]

So when dan says he hasn't met anyone as creepy as her to this day.... he clearly hasn't met me

[@carlyannariegert8108]

Pamela Irving same

[@pamelairving4549]

Carlyanna Riegert 😂😂

[@MicaelaGutierrez2004]

I said this to myself out loud. So same friend

[@PrettyOdd-zf5iw]

Same..i laugh when a murder scene comes up on the tv....I need help don't I?

[@DubbelYoo]

Pamela Irving I thought he lived with Phil?

[@NaomiVictorias]

Dan playing the La La land bit 😍😍😍

[@NaomiVictorias]

I was just about to comment saying he should learn that aswell!

[@urmomma4181]

you're the same person???

[@NaomiVictorias]

grace シ I just added something to my comment :)

[@oreowaflles]

Don’t worry I play violin because of Sherlock and wanted to play clarinet because of squidward

[@skatertita]

Dude! Same! I used to want so badly to play clarinet because of Squidward!

[@charlesdickensthethird]

Is no one gonna notice that dan is NOT wearing black?

[@dd3989]

Dan's Chin's I kinda like his shirt tho

[@bunjistee]

Dan's Chin's and his hair is natural. i love ittt

[@cottoncandyaddict]

Dan's Chin's He's wearing a Radiohead shirt! At least it looks like it lol.

[@DarkLordJoshua]

Dans chin always gets me

[@timburtonlover369]

Dan's Chin's I knew something was off, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

[@bb-jg2yh]

tHE BEGINNING I HAD FULL VOLUME JESUS DANIEL

[@potassium_god]

SAmE

[@xremix7673]

Princess Hemmings DAMN DANIEL

[@Just_Hyupi]

Princess Hemmings SAME

[@skye-yu1us]

Princess Hemmings SAME

[@alexhunt1861]

Same

[@phansblurryface5951]

my ukulele teacher used to yell at me for being left handed...

[@justkatie00]

Phan's Blurry Face wtfffff

[@lilfizz1619]

Phan's Blurry Face That's gotta suck. I gave up guitar because I was left handed, but that was totally my own choice and my teacher was very patient with me. I was just shit at music 😂

[@phansblurryface5951]

Just Katie I LoVe sChOoL sO mUcH hAhAaHaA

[@phansblurryface5951]

Doclirt Sylv k I'll just magically change myself to please you 👌

[@hayleyemma7953]

Phan's Blurry Face my music teacher was frustrated that I was left handed too, thank god she left my other music teacher was awesome. he'd help set up the drums or guitars ( even though I mainly played bass) for when I needed to use them.

[@rebelrot9398]

"i had a traumatizing childhood, didn't i?" _hits different_

[@greysen3859]

Hi, my name is- [Speak When Spoken To]

[@sarinnag9384]

Greysen Walsh [dan]

[@frickityfrackers2188]

Greysen Walsh 😂😂

[@sabina_1883]

oml yes!!!

[@twobroschillininahottub215]

Greysen Walsh [ ]

[@meatycnkle]

[Blurry Face]

[@sylveon4987]

wait.... your piano teacher waited outside your door???? THE PIANO TEACHER IS ELIZA PANCAKES CONFIRMED!!!!!

[@dreamdigital755]

Sylveon I'm crying 😭

[@georgearmstrong8313]

aaaaaaah

[@sylveon9745]

There's an Impasta...

[@finleyandalexllamas544]

Sylveon confirmed

[@gorygnome]

he wanted to be like Arthur. this is. why he's a meme.

[@ellerieyay6476]

linkthecat ikr trueeeeeeeee😂😂😂

[@Ajpacificer]

his fak don tok to him

[@lettucedaydreams1178]

Learning music by ear is actually a pretty cool skill to have :D TEACH ME

[@mysteriousbassist1248]

Dm me on insta and I can (try to) teach you how. Once you know how, it’s not too hard to do

[@jaxwilke3052]

Its fun too

[@casey7892]

Lettuce Daydreams OH IM SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY UNLIKED

[@kira-vg1qo]

i learned the piano part of welcome to the black parade by ear

[@Jsol2345]

piano teacher: you hit the wrong note youtuber: MY EVIL PIANO TEACHER

[@justafloatingcloud]

jay (marijuana) 😂😂😂😂

[@adibakhanaastha1439]

LMAO

[@meganfischer3043]

Me in my mind, I hate piano :)

[@buckybarnesnoble]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH YESSSSS

[@btwenty-two]

Wait is your piano teacher the real life Eliza pancakes???

[@EmilyJayne16]

That's what I thought! XD

[@biancamlf288]

Hello Lin👋

[@iloveicecream1235]

The irony . .

[@doothowell2051]

Iloveicecream 123 “do you appreciate the irony that we are *Eliza* breaking into the *Howlter’s* house?”

[@voyflenx]

Bridget Hoyt NO ITS ERICA WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH OF A BITCH SHE IS

[@jesuschrist3309]

Dan: *hits a g-note* Me: whEN I WAS A YOUNG BOI.

[@shymango2514]

MAH FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

[@naethavenir9422]

He said son will you defeat them? The demons and all the unbelievers

[@user-vw2bc2xb8z]

The plans that they have made

[@emopickle2336]

Ryden! Is At The Disco With Beebo BECAUSE ONE DAY ILL LEAVE YOU!!!!!

[@AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA]

Emo pickle A phantom to lead you in the summer

[@valerie.monday]

This was my first Daniel Howell video (this was when this was his newest video) I'm proud

[@brandon3872]

I'm sure you have lots of things to be proud of in life... I wouldn't say that's something to be proud of.

[@kira-vg1qo]

yeah me too

[@valerie.monday]

A Gourd well can i be proud of things i wanna be proud of? thank you for your opinion!

[@stjernestruck]

B-but I swear this was just uploaded yesterday...what happened!?

[@mushman3744]

Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! How much alcohol did you have

[@izzy2872]

Shit same

[@lorenasmith2596]

Exactly

[@redpandashatecherries]

Time

[@skeletonparty4625]

Its a mandella affect lmao

[@mypenisisindescribablytiny1762]

"Only meat. Just meat. Nothing else, no condiments or drinks of any kind, just meat." ....... *GHOUL CONFIRMED*

[@autumn1409]

Randomgirl that's what I was thinking ...

[@lucian3592]

Randomgirl ITS THE MEAT OF CHILDREN SHE TAUGHT :O

[@katelynmcavoy3449]

Randomgirl OSHIETE OSHIETE

[@kadie5406]

Randomgirl OSHIETE OSHIETE

[@sannegesthuizen793]

I FOUND MEH FELLOW OTAKUS now I can finally die in peace.

[@florencek7587]

i think 12 y/o dan needs a hug

[@rolfrhante]

And a new haircut... ...he's not a surfer

[@noodlecake4190]

Mr. Sir lol

[@trinb7137]

And now you did a whole tour where you played the piano every day for like five months wow icon

[@aurora1379]

it's actually really hard to learn how to learn songs by ear. and if you have heard him play piano he is really good at it

[@aurora1379]

Charissa Lim I can easily read sheet music for woodwind instruments and I can play saxophone but anything else I can't do. I've started being able to do songs by ear but I just practice it sometimes.

[@brooke-lynnweaver2343]

lexionie 264 I play Alto saxophone. This is my second year playing it and I am enjoying it a lot. which kind do u play?

[@kaitlynandjaugur]

lexionie 264 for me it's easy to learn songs by ear that's how I get threw marching band :)

[@aurora1379]

marry jane Actually I play alto saxophone too! this is my 4th year playing it but I can only play at 7th to 8th grade level

[@aurora1379]

Kaitlyn m that's great. then it's cool because you have memorized all your songs. granted you will forget some over time but some you will remember. there is a song I played called The Tempest and it is still in my head and I know now to play part of it without the sheet music

[@sisterdanielblessesyoutras9646]

You know what you were doing wrong Daniel? you weren't using your glutes

[@emmamoonroof1325]

Sisterdanielblessesyou TRASH this is like my favourite comment😂

[@kxyxluvr]

Sisterdanielblessesyou TRASH USE UR GLUTE

[@kxyxluvr]

Sisterdanielblessesyou TRASH glutes* lol

[@pineapplelover7215]

Sisterdanielblessesyou TRASH oh my god you probably confused so many people but I get that and |-/

[@luke-ok6xc]

Sisterdanielblessesyou TRASH LMAO

[@kawtharmurtada6490]

Didn't Arthur mess up in the end of the Performance by playing a D flat instead of a D sharp or something? XD

[@miavirgo-cox7114]

Meh btw do you play an instrument or something

[@jorgia9591]

Kawthar Murtada asking the real questions

[@tracimoyer9879]

@@miavirgo-cox7114 i do and I can understand what it sounds like when you play a wrong note, especially when it comes to sharps and flats.

[@skatertita]

Stop ruining the kid's dream! (Haha)

[@Grace-qi9fn]

Kawthar Murtada honestly i've watched that episode 10 times and this video so many times ik it off by heart 😂

[@glzvictor33]

"Jesus, I had a traumatizing childhood, didn't I?" Me to my sister: He has a traumatizing life.

[@curry6330]

Why tf are my most favourite youtubers uploading when I'm asleep

[@KRice1s]

Curry probably difference in the times of each country. When it's night for you it's day for them.

[@ananya.a.]

Curry I feel you

[@edie6169]

I was at school

[@wommiez]

Arial K.M. i mean idk it was 11 pm in the the uk but

[@wommiez]

Edith same

[@hannahmayxox6697]

I had a maths teacher in secondary school who was awful, she gave someone in my class a detention because they hiccuped...

[@arrochadeiragospel76]

I really shouldn't laugh... but nonetheless I did :)) oops

[@hannahmayxox6697]

don't worry, we all laughed at the time.. my friend who got the detention didn't but it was hilarious! She just screamed at him for making 'inappropriate noises' XD

[@sleepybear6770]

hannahmayxox as I read this got the hiccups

[@hannahmayxox6697]

I feel like I should apologise.. I'm sorry XD

[@1312-e7v]

hannahmayxox 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laurenalexa23]

2:21 im gonna learn the piani and then i’ll be cool and finally have friends

[@mothyyd5906]

“I play the piano... badly” *plays the ABCs* well its better than what I can do

[@saraw.1007]

amishboyisnotfunny Vlogs I've always thought it was twinkle twinkle little star. It's weird they have the same tune lol

[@mothyyd5906]

3CheersForPhan I always thought that.. Conspiracy!!! abcs and twinkle twinkle little star are the same thing!!

[@jisikit]

Project Danny Yall forgot about "ba ba black sheep"

[@1224chrisng]

I could well but be Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars

[@steal_th1s_album]

well then i thought it was the piano part of the intermission from afycso

[@ava467]

All the dislikes on this are the piano teacher's many accounts

[@sam.w8477]

Lol 😜😜😋😋😋😋😋😀😀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jay-ec7wt]

You realise shes most likely dead

[@nicholasturt6448]

jeez... thats morbid.. I like you XD

[@krismatl25]

It's a combo of the French teacher and the piano teacher working together.

[@leslie6281]

Holy crap she's still alive?!? She sucks the souls out of babies like Dan said!!!

[@aj_massey3628]

Dan you play the piano beautifully

[@libbii2309]

Ryley _WOLVES ikr 😍

[@Jennymii01]

"I play the piano...badly" Lying makes you go to hell

[@nadiar.b.i856]

I SWEAR ON THE HEAVENS ABOVE, I HAD AN AD ABOUT PLAYING PIANOS BEFORE THIS VIDEO STARTED.

[@samschugs4821]

Raja Nadia SO DID I

[@Nicole-fo2tz]

Raja Nadia SAME I SCREENSHOTTED IT LMAO

[@trkgames4727]

Raja Nadia yep same

[@Fulltimeloser]

Raja Nadia SAME

[@Fulltimeloser]

Raja Nadia mine was yousician

[@emilywalker3928]

I love when Dan Is Not On Fire uploads. His videos are so wholesome.

[@melannyrobyn5333]

Emily Walker I'm DYING

[@vrishas7499]

Emily Walker 10/10 comment

[@alicetucci687]

o k

[@2002narrie]

Emily Walker 😂😂😂 amazing.

[@llvidal]

i love you

[@lifealsu]

Suki means bitches in russian How beautiful

[@yomihibarino]

wowza wowza i know right the best name

[@nataliaburdys4388]

wowza wowza in polish as well

[@alyosha4900]

cyka means bitch in Russian

[@1010ftw]

...that surprisingly fits for Suki from Avatar: The Last Airbend

[@izzygalleo9100]

wowza wowza IM SO TRIGGERED

[@telesha8902]

" **dan meeting the piano teacher** *hi my name is---"* *[dan]*

[@shambhavinair7188]

His face when he sees the teacher for the first time😂😂😂😂

[@eve.wharam]

Shambhavi Nair 😂😂😂

[@ellicurtis2373]

Dan: By ripping children's aspirations to pieces Me: YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDS im sorry

[@mayabedarshikirschen1680]

Elliza C I think I died right now

[@ellicurtis2373]

Maya Kirschen XD

[@ayiuchaa515]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE im also sorry

[@ellicurtis2373]

Ayiuchaa THEY SAY ALL TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF ME you started it now xD

[@bea3421]

Elliza C THEY COULD CARE LESS,AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED

[@litrahlee]

"...and I thought he was so cool i wanted to be like him" 12 years later he became a meme.

[@SW-ef5oy]

but are you talking about the aardvark...or dan...........

[@taylahtaranaki2018]

Daniel Howell's Fringe Gap both

[@danielhowell]

wow i guess i have fulfilled my dreams thank you for making me realise this

[@soapy2587]

Hi dan

[@samw4]

surprsingly he replied wow I have 11/10 grammar

[@pumpkinbunny521]

honestly Dan has inspired me to want to play piano bc fur Elsie is my favorite it always been my favorite. thank u dan

[@yeettothebeat6213]

They're gonna rip up your heads Your aspirations to shreads

[@elinorfeasey6673]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE

[@mychemicalsoliderpilots691]

THEY SAID ALL TEENAGERS SCARE THE S\*# OUT OF ME

[@skullemoji9059]

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES, AND STROKE A VIOLENT POSE-

[@joelthomas2571]

@@Echos.Art.Corner THEY COULD CARE LESS BUT NOT ME!!!!