I've now developed a slight Daniel Sloss obsession.
@melodiousnerd18936 жыл бұрын
Genshari fucking same
@NatediMaggio6 жыл бұрын
absolutely
@carlasophie6 жыл бұрын
It’s four years later and it’s still happening 👌🏼
@melindacapps31196 жыл бұрын
Yeah..........lol
@exol.multistan86376 жыл бұрын
same :)))))))))
@treetrain10 жыл бұрын
he's got great stage presence at such a young age. i can't wait to see him in ten years. great energy
@alexandercaskie12457 жыл бұрын
Daniel Castellammare 7 years to go.
@karaslick49096 жыл бұрын
Daniel Castellammare he develops such an incredible relationship with the audience and it’s soooooo amazing!!!
@mj92076 жыл бұрын
6 years to go lol
@cameronrogers58626 жыл бұрын
4 years later and he has 2 Netflix Originals coming out in 26 languages over 190 countries in 1 month 👀
@MaDmOnStErQr6 жыл бұрын
His two special were fucking excellent can’t wait for the next 6 years.
@AICA1234510 жыл бұрын
I've been a vegetarian for years but I've been having second thoughts since he mentioned the slossage.
@tabbyroberts62426 жыл бұрын
I know this is from 3 years ago but I'm the 69th like and I think that needed to be mentioned.
@hervvehh45756 жыл бұрын
Tabby Roberts damn, good job my man
@sonavirain5715 жыл бұрын
524th like, here I am. Gotta love slossage
@fersantana20035 жыл бұрын
AICÁ I liked you comment along time ago and I just got the joke......
@amulyamishra57453 жыл бұрын
Are you still alive?
@kays27207 жыл бұрын
He did a terrible job at making me not want to sleep with him. Because I still do.
@raseli40665 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for ya
@definitelynotcharlie40015 жыл бұрын
Ha gayyyy
@crimson3sky5 жыл бұрын
I feel ya
@kevinbrendan07495 жыл бұрын
Don't we all
@queenblade63894 жыл бұрын
Same here 🥰
@dustinpadgett94610 жыл бұрын
"Hey you wanna..." "Yeah" "Okay" At first i didn't agree, but then though about it... He's probably right.
@dustinkillen32996 жыл бұрын
Dustin Padgett hj Dustin, i'm Dustin
@blazingbluedeath6 жыл бұрын
As a bisexual man I can honestly tell you that is exactly what it is like. My last boyfriend and I could wind up in the bedroom just by saying the word "fun".
@88caleger5 жыл бұрын
My partner doesn't even have to say anything for a BJ, I'm always ready to go.
@romanlegion58375 жыл бұрын
As a bi but mostly straight man I can tell you it genuinely isn’t that damn difficult. Even when I was questioning my sexuality it probably wouldn’t have taken much
@danmacben9 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold
@animangachu9610 жыл бұрын
but Robert Pattinson hates Twilight more than anyone
@biribobili9 жыл бұрын
Is it because he got cheated on in real life and in a movie by the same girl?
@animangachu969 жыл бұрын
or that he hates the actual book series?
@biribobili9 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna go with A :)
@Ajiatheeavatar9 жыл бұрын
he said he didnt like it because it was creepy how a 100 year old man liked a kid and that his character was possessive and controlling so he portrayed himself as a whiny baby
@thefenixfamily9 жыл бұрын
We had to sit through 10 hours; he had to survive through 10 months.
@qaffan20069 жыл бұрын
"An actor who has the emotional range of Keanu Reeves after a stroke..." That should be Robert Pattinson's profile on IMDB...
@Eadwulf_Skald6 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is when you watch "the goblet of fire" and see him happy while acting. Twilight is the place actors go to die...
@Triattt6 жыл бұрын
Ivo Van de Moortele Go watch Lost City of Z. Pattinson got a really bad rep after Twilight, but he's quite ok.
@Latifa897655 жыл бұрын
Pedro Nascimento yeah and "Good Time", he was amazing in that, one of my favourite films of last year.
@alastaircharlie35945 жыл бұрын
IT'S JACK WHITEHALL FOLKS
@johan.ohgren5 жыл бұрын
@@Eadwulf_Skald holy crap, never knew Cedric and sparkly vampire was the same actor..
@Happymali109 жыл бұрын
"...constantly on her period, which I imagine he fucking loves." *beat* Audience goes bananas
@spacealien160210 жыл бұрын
This man... xD I'm just gonna... Sit here and die of laughter.
@iwatch7568 жыл бұрын
I have so much of time to waste and not as many videos of this guy as I'd like
@pnartarhan44967 жыл бұрын
Seann Walsh is pretty funny too. :D
@bhav26715 жыл бұрын
I don't have time to waste and these videos just keep popping up what am I to do
@maya7896510 жыл бұрын
I have watched this so many times that I can quote the entire thing. I've showed most of my friends this and they lived it. Every time I watch this is laugh harder and harder.
@Blobby20159 жыл бұрын
Good for you. Everytime i show my friends videos i like they don't seem amused.
@imid34405 жыл бұрын
Clifford Pamintuan friends that don’t have the same humour as you? how does that work :3
@archyhonors84938 жыл бұрын
"it's like she's constantly on her period, which I imagine he fucking loves!" HOLY SHIT I DIED!
@rachael870010 жыл бұрын
Just so chill: "I call him the Slossage!"
@TraceofHatred9 жыл бұрын
Such a great set, but such a short set. I really hope this guy does longer ones.
@AcilandreF12 жыл бұрын
Being an American, I can say that I love this guys sense of humor. He is funny and should be much bigger in the comedy world.
@Kieranlovesunicorns9 жыл бұрын
"I call him the slossage"
@Kaotic4NickC8 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard for like 5 minutes straight after he said that
@LauraHuskinson12 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times now, it's actually on repeat and I'm still laughing:')
@redringaming30173 жыл бұрын
I fact checked this. The quote from Harry Potter is not on page 410 in GoF (in the paperback version I have at home atleast).
@katysebastian45316 жыл бұрын
He was so little and nervous and adorable! Awwww. I love him.
@Delaney9 жыл бұрын
Thank god for tumblr who introduced me to Daniel!
@TraceofHatred9 жыл бұрын
Dee laney The only good thing Tumblr has EVER done.
@stephengnb10 жыл бұрын
A Scottish person liking vegetables? I don't believe it.
@skyluke94766 жыл бұрын
scotch whiskey is a vegetable
@wuzzy411235 жыл бұрын
Only in meat pie!
@laurahall9073 жыл бұрын
He's young still.
@madisonm.45355 жыл бұрын
I am so glad I found this channel! My mum was starting to think I was weird just rewatching the two episodes on Netflix when I had finished a series. I'm just like to mum shut up I watch it when I'm sad or have nothing to do! It cheers me up.
@omvren10 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Rory from Doctor Who.. His looks and sense of humour occasionally. Lmao! x
@nagywywy10 жыл бұрын
Yes, he really looks like him!
@ThatCoalSoul5 жыл бұрын
I could see him as The Doctor actually!!!
@SerasXHarkonnen11 жыл бұрын
I met this guy literally half an hour ago in Perth, Western Australia! OMG! So good, seeing his show tomorrow night! :)
@sluaghsidhe83847 жыл бұрын
I knew that Harry Potter quote right away. how? because I regularly quote it.
@robfab52044 жыл бұрын
It's a great quote, from Sirius Black.
@robfab52044 жыл бұрын
That being said I do wonder sometimes. I feel like a real and true honorable man or anybody for that matter, would believe that no one is inferior to anyone else.that being said I still really love the quote. I also love Sirius Black's quote: The world isn't split into good people and death eaters we've all got light and dark inside of us what matters is the part we choose to act on That's who we really are
@shrayanshchopada82553 жыл бұрын
His performance has improved alot through the years!
@PartyGhoul18211 жыл бұрын
I liked this video the second he quoted Harry Potter :)
@racheledwards30464 жыл бұрын
Omigawd - I have been skulking around the Get Slossed channel for a while for this bit, after I saw Live Shows and then consumed the whole channel ... And saw it the first time, foreverrrr. Thank you recommendations, I love Sloss' gay hand 😆.
@elsiepointe69788 жыл бұрын
You know you're a hardcore Harry Potter fan when you state the book the quote comes from before he does!! Hehehe
@brandog13912 жыл бұрын
Even if he says the wrong book?
@srw912 жыл бұрын
fantastic, as always. work sucked today, my coworker is a bully, and this entirely cheered me up. thank you. also it's great to see the material developing as time goes. you just keep getting better and better
@KillerQueen_8710 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD! I found the photoset from this on tumblr ages ago and loved it, and just now found the source!! Circle complete!!!!
@ryanb91510 жыл бұрын
TUMBLR :O
@mathewfugate80758 жыл бұрын
lol the gay hand had me cracking up. I have a gay hand when I'm relaxed and smoking. Burned my leg a few times smoking, so I got in the habit of having my arm up, and my hand out. Doesn't help I have an odd hip, which got me in the habit of crossing my legs tightly since the stretching was relieving to it. I honestly look like a stereotypical gay guy when I sit and smoke.
@user-um5qc2bb7j8 жыл бұрын
My best friend is... very straight, and he stands like I do when I pose for a picture. It's so funny.
@mathewfugate80757 жыл бұрын
KejikTheFirelord You're welcome to dream, but no.
@KejikTheFirelord7 жыл бұрын
was asking for a smoke
@mathewfugate80757 жыл бұрын
That one I can do for you.
@TwinkleTwinkleTruly8 жыл бұрын
The first time I watched a Twilight trailer, I literally screamed: CEDRIC?!? The fuck are you doing in America!?!
@SabakaJunglay5 жыл бұрын
I love that he told the slossage joke because that's literally the only way I can remember his name to look him up.
@beckieturner25199 жыл бұрын
He reminds me so much of a young Russell Howard! 😂 hilarious set!
@xxxmissmaiyaxxxgamer616512 жыл бұрын
sheer perfection this kid is in my top two fav comedians lol
@annalieserenee53755 жыл бұрын
“I hate this hand, it starts to get jealous and then it gets JAAAZYY”
@oliviaroberts567311 жыл бұрын
i have watched this soooo many times it never gets old it always makes me laugh and it is just the best
@tigmite110 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@bobshouse1239 жыл бұрын
Very well done. Nice timing.
@peggydvj_7 жыл бұрын
I loved him more when I heard him quote Harry Potter! I know those lines by heart.❤
@meganrox674211 жыл бұрын
I've watched this 3 times. I just can't stop.
@uncledazz68179 жыл бұрын
clicked the thumbnail thinking he was on a jetpack
@catbinnatova75968 жыл бұрын
+The Viking 1231 im laughing forever at this
@daisycricket9212 жыл бұрын
It's just as awesome listening to his accent as it is his comedy.
@fizz11310 жыл бұрын
I considered myself homophobic. I hate how fucking happy they are.
@ernestas1010 жыл бұрын
Yup, how someone dares to be happy when my life is miserable, I totally hate happy people too.
This guy is becoming my favourite comedian of all time with his two Netflix specials being the funniest thing I've see all year. My top three right now are Daniel Sloss, Jim Jefferies and Frankie Boyle
@Claego8 жыл бұрын
...he's- he's Scottish Bo Burnham
@jamesl86408 жыл бұрын
isn't it ironic.
@jacoobyslaps5 жыл бұрын
Don’t you dare...
@imid34405 жыл бұрын
yes
@113overgettingolder11 жыл бұрын
I knew he was hilarious, but quoting Harry Potter and taking the piss out of Twilight has just made this even better!
@lovelygirl1810 жыл бұрын
was doing some other stuff on my computer with this playing and when he went "I hate them!" "Hiya" "no" I just lost it :p
@noragardner73235 жыл бұрын
I love him so much oh my god
@BronaghKathryn11 жыл бұрын
no idea how many times ive watched this now, but it never fails to make me laugh... he is fantastic!!!! :D
@realizemandi11 жыл бұрын
God I love him. He's so freaking funny. He's amazing.
@Burt0nB04rd3r11 жыл бұрын
This guy is AWESOME!
@stellafisher44089 жыл бұрын
He is so funny and so so cute!
@0Maggitha011 жыл бұрын
Just discovered him. ANNNNDDDDD I love him.
@yourbabyscorpse10 жыл бұрын
It's actually on page 525.
@MusicIsTheWeapon66610 жыл бұрын
there are different editions of the books, there are different covers and format and such.
@yourbabyscorpse10 жыл бұрын
I know, just wanted to be funny.
@TumbleDwarf10 жыл бұрын
yourbabyscorpse With that username?
@TheYoutubsucks10 жыл бұрын
You are fun at party's right?
@MIxosmefistous9 жыл бұрын
TumbleDwarf BURNNNNNNN
@hellomarjory9 жыл бұрын
can't stop looking at his hands after that comment haha anyways, he's amazing
@HIGHTOWERX100012 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sloss is awesome!
@caligurlawesomness9 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Dan Howell, I can imagine almost all of his jokes being said by Dan😂😂
@IceCregon11 жыл бұрын
Happy B-day Daniel!!!!
@explorer4742212 жыл бұрын
I think I love this man...
@HeatVisionPaolo10 жыл бұрын
He's got an uncanny style to Ed Byrne.
@almedinanumic557812 жыл бұрын
Ok,so I have just seen him for the first time in my life. And he's amazing! Brilliant! The best part - Harry Potter and Twillight. HP 4ever. :D
@lorenafreitas54708 жыл бұрын
OKAY IM IN LOVE WITH HIM
@caitlincole525911 жыл бұрын
Love him, love him!
@toadstoolpidgin8 жыл бұрын
this cat is hilarious, i love him.
@gorillaconna7 жыл бұрын
Other than myself you are the only person I have seen that uses the phrase cat in reference to a person... Thank you xD
@bambi151812 жыл бұрын
Love this guy , my new favourite comedian
@AlexRooneyComposer10 жыл бұрын
He said a few of these jokes on Connan!
@HopeAcedia10 жыл бұрын
***** It's called comedians. They don't always have new material, and some people haven't heard his jokes.
@julianrose98839 жыл бұрын
Alex Rooney Nice Ghostfret profile pic.
@Nellrobins312 жыл бұрын
The subtitles make this so much more entertaining:D
@slimblu15 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sloss is my new Sertraline..
@alexander-ir8xr5 жыл бұрын
s mcb he’s my new fluoxetine
@imid34405 жыл бұрын
MOOD
@tarnuinn7 жыл бұрын
One of my best mates showed me this guy, and his literal reason was "He's my cousin. But he's funny as fuck!"
@ashleymoon46687 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I accidentally found this again. I watched this for the first time back in middle school, and now I've just graduated from high school!
@LiyemEanapay4 жыл бұрын
If Russell and Daniel were to write a comedy together, they could take over the world.
@lisahenry204 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to have gay parents. You either get stuck in a loop of "go ask your mum" or twice the amount of dad jokes. The only advantage to having 2 dads is that you're immune to your mum jokes
@thiscouldbebetter4 жыл бұрын
Yeah plus you have to deal with 2 dads with having socks and sandles on! But hey you get lots of BBQ
@landzhark415711 жыл бұрын
Thank you, a complement, now THAT is something you don't often on youtube
@rampant1apart8 жыл бұрын
Heh, Slossage.
@karaholland72738 жыл бұрын
I really love u Daniel sloss so fit xxx
@Stizzer12310 жыл бұрын
Love this guy xD
@shaunacarey2012 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!!!!!
@_.-_8 жыл бұрын
Oooh. is it bad that I immediately knew what the Harry Potter quote was
@imid34405 жыл бұрын
nah most people knew
@spaceo85685 жыл бұрын
I love this kid. He is so funny and smart and unapologetic. "The slossage" I love it. And he's so on point with those twilight movies, or as I've dubbed them: Toilet movies.
@MsLiebesbote11 жыл бұрын
someone give that guy an award!
@Puffin43511 жыл бұрын
I've waited so long for a joke like the one with the faith and the fact that he went to school... I fucking love this!
@Challa170112 жыл бұрын
" “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, page 410" :D XD
@lizziebennet568612 жыл бұрын
Daniel all the way he seems fresh and new, also he is FIT!!!!!! xx
@caro247011 жыл бұрын
I just love him *.*
@grfti111 жыл бұрын
Hes amazing
@enchantro5 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! Daniel is fantastic!! I’m crying laughing so hard!!!
@ssanchez71955 жыл бұрын
Omg! This guy is hilarious! Love him✨💙
@PatchWorkClock10 жыл бұрын
Slossage. ~*dead*~
@Daph90911 жыл бұрын
Aww thank you! That's so sweet:)
@lucievovk11 жыл бұрын
This is the best set by a mile. How do I know? I twisted my ankle watching it.
@koujadickcosplay27768 жыл бұрын
I ship him with Russell..
@NatediMaggio6 жыл бұрын
Now theres a 3some i could handle happyly Daniel, Russell and me. But who'd be the bottom ...... It would defo be me ...after Russ ofc
@Sillyyyyy4 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing so hard
@kballo32112 жыл бұрын
This is my 10th time watching this, and it keeps getting funnier, every single time I see it