Dankest Kinks On The Web

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[@snackers199]

"When you think about it, boobs are kind of essentially tumors." - Jared Dines, 2018

[@heavymetalmikey95]

So that mean I got boobs all over my body

[@rodbelding9523]

My kink is when a girl actually talks to me, because that's rarer than any other kink.

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

lmao yes !! same here brother

[@tdwdguitars2852]

My kink is not getting friend zoned

[@salty_seasnail1945]

Aww, hell yeah brother.

[@bodenbarr8414]

My life in a nutshell. There's a reason I'm an emo

[@TheloniousDrunk69]

Backstory on that mummy photo. got too wasted at a friends and fell asleep in that excact position and my best friend decieded to mummify me. i couldnt even be mad it was too funny lol

[@phantomecho2503]

Oml 😂

[@perryborn2777]

I was at a buddy's place, and there were ants in his bed for some reason, so I slept on the couch, he slept on an air mattress, and our other friend also slept on the air matress. Well, I woke up hours before the both of them to find them right next to each other, damn near cuddling. Well, it was like 1 in the afternoon, and his parents wanted to wake them up, so they started to deflate the mattress, and then they rolled over on top of each other. Fucking hilarious, got pictures, they got embarassed, me and his family laughed at em, it was great

[@justxull9278]

66 likes🤘

[@Colin-ch6zh]

@@perryborn2777hot:/

[@speen.mp4]

Yeah, sex is pretty cool, But have you ever, HELD HANDS

[@DJ-vg1pr]

Cameron Larkin but have YOU ever Stepped on dry leaves

[@AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic]

After watching this video especially, I think I would rather hold hands. People be crazy 😂

[@HraesvelgrsEggs]

careful, you might get pregnant

[@certifiedskaterhater9219]

premarital eye contact is a sin

[@miaberry4818]

Me just casually agreeing because I’m ace😂😂

[@Beans-in3ku]

Im serious about that slap band guys, it could be a thing I would listen to it

[@sumeetagrawal9708]

Beans me too

[@TristanL585]

Beans Slaughter to Prevail rise up

[@walterpruitt6589]

Beans you are daddy come back to me ❤️

[@Beans-in3ku]

Walter Pruitt In November dad, in November

[@jacklupro6387]

Rob Scallon on guitar

[@douglasmoulton3137]

I lost my SHIT when Jared was talking about boobs and said "as men we don't have them" and Austin just looked down at himself and made a face. I laughed so hard

[@gabbie8284]

"Boobs are kinda.. essentially.. tumors" - Jarod Alonge 2019

[@eddysucks322]

As soon as I started reading this he said it😂😂😂

[@apexshamwow236]

Kalopsia 05 holy crap the same thing happened to me then I looked at your comment 😂

[@eddysucks322]

@@apexshamwow236 that is amazing 😂😂😂😂

[@louiscarrollmusic-lcm5331]

*2018

[@thebrockmerrittexperience8275]

Jared dines fetish Shampoo bottle

[@lorddeezus523]

Goddamn you

[@nickcynn42]

Get roasted Jared lol

[@tastefulsubstance]

69th like👍

[@sidthejovian5105]

Oh gosh, no, not that again 😂

[@plisssubscrode2818]

I didn’t realise I had a thing for gooses honking until Austin did it

[@csmolen]

yes

[@louiscarrollmusic-lcm5331]

*geese

[@johnpartington5910]

I feel like 90% of these are jokes but dickey and dines take them seriously thus making it way funnier

[@LinasMetalVox]

Wii bowling? more like uuuuuhh Wii Boning

[@bdyog_2464]

Will this intro be on Jared's new album? Featuring Austin

[@madisonhulton5813]

BDYog _ I thought you said, “featuring autism”.... 😂

[@kerosene6680]

i can’t tell if it was rehearsed or not 😂😂

[@TheShawnRaven]

"Boobs are essentially tumours." - Jared Dines, 2018

[@Hellmore94]

I am watching this video 2 years after it came out and have absolutely zero memory of writing that jellyfish comment LMFAO Don't drink, kids.

[@chloeread6320]

Video Title: Darkest Kinks On The Web Jared: So.... We went to Facebook

[@Dubbel12]

Well 90% of my crushes have been red haired so.... Red haired gals will be the death of me.

[@austinmoser5056]

Agreed

[@wolvesrule6608]

Same

[@elluminates_edits]

Lmao hi

[@maxscardanelli6185]

#metoo

[@cracyzero777rat]

Dude and the blue eyes

[@iBehalez]

Last time I *came* this fast was when I Stole a comment

[@lilbitss4502]

I watched my brother eat a heaping spoonful of mayonnaise without a problem and I almost threw up

[@Tainami_]

13:15 I totally agree with Woman with glasses, there is something about it thats just so dreamy.... especially if they’re brunettes 🤤 however, for me at least, Its nothing to do with the whole nerdy thing (I think) nor anything sexual. Its just beautiful to look at

[@willpestka2745]

This

[@leonwatkins5072]

Mine is gothic or emo girls. Like black or pink hair ect

[@chaseclarkemusic]

Emo girls are hot as fuck but all the ones I dated were toxic

[@yeembro3232]

yeh Help

[@animeboitheweaboo794]

Yes indeed

[@leonwatkins5072]

chase clarke Yh normally come with issues but so do I so both bounced off each other

[@sidthejovian5105]

As a emo girl myself, I would go for lesbian emos because they're kinda hot, plus they would love my same taste of music. I'd go for a black emo girl, hot asf

[@aunt_shoe]

As an amputee, the thought of a "nub job" is disturbing.

[@blackmagekilledu]

Austin mine was exactly what you said bro. Pale goth girls be sexy af

[@mrgoat3774]

Blackmagekilledu agreed

[@tastefulsubstance]

Facts

[@bodenbarr8414]

I have a couple of friends you might like

[@anarkittyuwu3738]

Very nice

[@csmolen]

yea

[@josephreesespuffs6181]

Death metal makes me bust a walnut 🥜

[@Delta3354]

My largest kinks are: 1. Very prominent tan lines (love a good cottontail) 2. Willing vulnerability. Example: A woman putting herself in a vulnerable position willingly. Such as like a woman going shopping in a short skirt and no underwear underneath. Doggystyle is also a rather vulnerable position, which turns me on. Stuff like that.

[@Colin-ch6zh]

this shit with a man 😩

[@liveyerrlifex26]

Love connections bout to be made in the comments

[@Dickey7861]

Anon __ playing Dirty Kinky Cupid 🤤

[@Bensalami69]

Seeing this video before 1,000 views is my kink

[@cUrLY_hEaDeD_fUcK]

Dammit, I was too late. 😢😢😢

[@louiscarrollmusic-lcm5331]

Seeing this video after 2,500 is mine.

[@headfullofdreams6083]

"girls that are musicians" Me the I-play-five-instruments-and-I-sing-lady: "hehehe"

[@DJ-vg1pr]

Esther Klören are u hot

[@DJ-vg1pr]

Esther Klören just meming

[@headfullofdreams6083]

Sorry, was being too autistic to notice

[@Wulvves]

This right here 🤓🖤

[@jakeklossing4352]

If Tony had a sauced up fish basket, I'd smoosh. Not smash, smoosh. There's a difference.

[@uberweiss6251]

Written & Directed By: Jaustin Duckey Produced By: Ausred Dinkey

[@danieladdison7322]

I like nerdy chicks with glasses and blondes with brown eyes and brunettes with blue eyes.

[@cracyzero777rat]

The brunettes with blue eyes and pale skin those girls make me fell some type of way

[@dank-memes-and-broken-drea7712]

Jared seems happier here than 2019. Hope you get better my guy.

[@UndeadKing996]

British and Austrailian accents on women. Oh my god that kills me

[@WoeIsLee]

Sitting in my house staring through my neighbors windows.

[@alien_666]

Gibson should make a comeback with anime guitars

[@Tunkkis]

Just get a honey burst Les Paul like Yui from K-On.

[@hlaf5018]

Basses should have traps printed on them

[@Tunkkis]

@@hlaf5018 Everything should have traps printed on them.

[@dailyward3146]

But what about...Gib-DAUGHTERS

[@animeboitheweaboo794]

YES

[@g-manp-son7082]

GooseCore?!? hello people we just witnessed the creation of the next big thing!!!!

[@CJ_YT.]

Lower back dimples is one of my favourites

[@bradoozy]

We need Busy Bois Bouncing on My Biddies released as a full song

[@joes5154]

i could totally see jared being a really kinky dude

[@qwertydog9795]

Metal people give off that vibe sometimes xD (Source: me)

[@joes5154]

@@qwertydog9795 also me, metal 4 life man

[@jenifriend1]

I can't tell if the bottle of Kombucha behind Austin is either ridiculously huge or at a weird perspective so it looks big

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

The intro to this episode is one of my favourite things ever captured on film

[@maxscardanelli6185]

“Popping the gizzard”. - Austin Dickey 2018. If that isn’t a fucking quote to live by, I don’t know what is.

[@jfragale03]

Damn, their jam sessions at the beginning get better and better every video!!

[@pureace23]

Not gonna lie, I’m into stocking or those high socks women wear with a small skirt, or when they wear tight leather. A hot girl in tight leather is always something to behold.

[@shukado0oshukadilil701]

Very hard

[@valentinrios9931]

"Shoenice" HAHAHAHA now that's a good reference right there

[@RoyalBack]

"The onramp to dicktown" lmao

[@destiny6027]

5:38 my ptsd from mayo is when my sister filled a napkin with mayonnaise cause she knows I hate it, and threw it at my mouth. I immediately ran to the bathroom and vomited in the sink and I looked in the mirror and - it was just 🤢

[@shawnmarshall3911]

I feel personally attacked about the mayo thing lmao

[@smackofalltrades]

that intro just hits right for 2022

[@spirit.desire]

m a l e m o a n s i'll leave it at that.

[@user-wn8sp5ki9e]

This.

[@TurnCold82]

My kink is when Jared doesn't know what an extra chromosome means

[@Nathanthepleb]

My kink is that intro. God damn... 😂

[@thatmetalguy7746]

Thank you guys for putting out this funny ass shit, I truly look up to you guys as both musicians and just as wonderful people, keep this stuff coming 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@bradenmeyer7465]

Not gonna lie, the main reason I come back to this video is for the freestyle in the beginning.

[@beth8268]

Omg I loved salad fingers! "I like rusty spoons"

[@sararose1688]

I actually had a coffee spit take at the goddamn four first names joke.

[@nekrotikon.]

"Boobs are essentially tumours." Me, a transmasc: Couldn't agree more.

[@craigjonesjr9668]

Yo dickey you're looking fucking great bro keep at it. Whatever you're doing, it's working.

[@kristopherrobert9581]

“DickeyDines” should do some VOCAL COLLABORATING w/ DANNY WORSNOP!!! #eargasm

[@eclipsekitsune4837]

Mine has to be nice legs like where their a nice length and not to thick or thin and where things like stockings or thighhighs can look amazing on them.

[@drpibisback7680]

Same. It's not about the thickness or lack thereof, it's about the "sculpt." Which is the creepiest way to describe it, yes, but it's accurate.

[@brianbethea3069]

Extra chromosomes guy: If it was a joke, yikes. If it wasn't a joke, *_YIKES._*

[@jaejonmalloy1341]

Don't ever call me a fucking twink again... But that intro.

[@FullMetalcoreJojo]

Let's be real, we all pursed our lips with Dickey.

[@urgirlsuckm3gogurt]

3:37 i lost it. i still cant stop laughing

[@lucasbrucas9632]

I want a compilation of every time Djared says someone's name wrong.

[@JustThinkAboutIt2681]

I'll fight you for the extra mayo in a chicken sandwich, mayo and chicken in a sandwich is fucking amazing

[@TwiggyNameless]

You guys never disappoint me, always makes my day better!! People have some serious issues out there with their kinks, you should have some kind of theraputic (don't hate on my spelling) episode

[@fathomlives]

that intro was better than maso pop songs my bad all pop songs

[@Averag3Jo3]

Liked the video straight after the intro. That shit is what people want!

[@rasmusostergren3443]

Daisy Ridley's/Rey's arm wrap things. They give me life

[@humanure0]

11:57 why do I keep replaying Austin saying "tumours are cute"

[@heavymetalmikey95]

Have a tumor in my ass so I guess they're saying I win

[@kaleb.metzger]

"Rubbing stups" -Austin Dickey 2018

[@mackenzieackley2750]

The Improv song at the beginning cracked me up

[@michaelczesnozki1671]

Anyone think Jared looks better than a couple vids ago.

[@rina5221]

Michael Czesnozki he suddenly looks like it's 2015 again

[@samtheman123]

3:52 Your mom walks in on you watching this video right now “Son, what are you looking at?” “Umm...”

[@kristianbrannan9961]

Ayy I made it on the show 🤘🤘🤘🤘😂 thanks guyz

[@zdesigns2802]

The nice ankles thing automatically made me think of the key and Peele skit where they are middle eastern

[@joeyakabert]

I like how this video ended 3 times

[@lionsword9184]

I got what you did there at 11:50😂

[@ugsdit5296]

a pop in the gizzard to show daddy whats what.

[@babybiscuit11]

When that one guy said kenny g i actually thought of kelpy g from spongebob. What the fuck am i? *Kelpy g is my kink*

[@andreasorphanou5469]

intro: 10/10 would bounce again

[@knotchbass]

This is my fav channel never laughed so hard!!!!!

[@rlanger3108]

Bruh.... Pale redheads with glasses

[@lukaz20001]

Dude, I can get behind Slyman. I had first row seats for a Cirque Du Soleil show last year. I mean, I was feeling a mighty strong feeling, looking at those fe-mal-es doing acrobatics.

[@theoutsider1140]

14:57 They’re always taking Toni as an example ! 😂👍🏻

[@The1920sChannel]

Two words: Vintage clothing

[@LuisMorales-cq5wq]

I was into bloodplay in high school, more specifically I enjoyed being cut, main place was right above my collarbone and my significant other at the time would bite/suck on it right after (like giving a hickey),, for me the rush of blood coming out felt euphoric and the pain of course was great. Also really hard biting.....to the point where I have scars from the bites lol tmi? Probably but eh

[@qwertydog9795]

I'm really into blood play as well..my mother found out and sent me to a psych ward over it. Fun times 😅😕

[@masonputman4107]

The blood fetish is called hematolagnia

[@bodenbarr8414]

Kinks: Girls who like metal or punk music I just realized why I'm single Those don't exist in Montana, everyone here listens to rap, K-pop, and country

[@metaloreossecondchannel2821]

Bro same I live in Montana too 😫

[@shekelboob]

When they said circus chicks I immediately though juggalettes xD

[@iWerli]

My fetish are the Hellburner mechs in War Robots

[@bincks2880]

Bust on the glasses!

[@metaloreossecondchannel2821]

Yessss 😫

[@colekaplan6241]

I'm trying to drink hot chocolate and this is making it really hard

[@MarinatedChair]

Busy boys bouncin on my biddies Busy boys bouncin on my biddies what you going when your boys come bouncin on your biddie. Slap them with sour dough bread Slap them with sour dough bread Put some Mayonnaise on that bread and CLAP CLAP CLAP Slap them on he head

[@Anika420]

That was a great intro 😂 like always tho

[@xx7secondsxx]

I love girls with dark hair and light eyes. Black hair and blue or green eyes! Bright eyes on a girl are great!! I fall for them sooo fast!💔💔💔

[@ghostcat8244]

Kinky thing i like.. well... i do like a lady thats chubby... tattoos or body piercing.

[@ReidGarwin]

Velma from scooby doo is mine 🤓

[@xSquishyFroggox]

I got featured XD Wii bowling for the win

[@Ranesbane]

When Austin looks at his chest 😂