Sharing Dark Secrets!

Check out the glorious Amarionette- • Amarionette “Baddest” ...
This episode has a lil more serious tone but we think yall will still enjoy!!
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[@BuckarooBeatdown]

Jared "I swear she was 19" Dines

[@thexskating]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nick-A1]

Actually, I'm kind of glad a lot of these were sad, because I think it's really good to see you guys just genuinely giving advice for people. It's a nice thing to get to see

[@deathking4119]

As well its nice when u think ur a shit or weird and shit then u see this stuff and realise your normal

[@baelek]

Jared: "Accidental perv" Austin: Oh, hello Really makes you think 🤔🤔🤔

[@lucy9500]

JUST THE CAMERA ANGLE AND TRANSITION WHEN AUSTIN WHISPERS IN JAREDS EAR IS SO FUNNY

[@averagealienSD]

Dude i lol'd in my quiet ass office when that happened lmao

[@richardteague5300]

I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bdaarmy9736]

@Ko oK Totally 🤣

[@aboveaveragecat44]

You like crabby patties... Don't you

[@TheHive616]

That was one of those perfect angle moments, where everything came together in the funniest possible way. It's so dumb but every time I see it I laugh my ass off

[@thesempiternity2777]

should've titled it "Therapy Session"

[@willknox7273]

3:09 This is oddly wholesome, it feels like they’re genuinely trying to give good advice to the girl.

[@bigmanbaph666]

Next time on Djerry Springer.....

[@marcocorsini4054]

13:34 He give macc He attacc But most importantly, he chokes till the guy won't fight bacc

[@Beans-in3ku]

You like crabby patties....don't you

[@deathking4119]

*krabby

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

k r a b b y

[@nyctophobia9803]

The biggest secret I heard was war robots sponsoring you gu- Oh wait ....

[@lunahateless5204]

deadlly moon178 actually war robots is currently sponsoring a youtuber named MrBeast

[@cracyzero777rat]

There it is :D

[@jdc6927]

Is Austin still practicing guitar; just wondering how it's been going so far?

[@ShreddexReturn]

@@rxwn so why the fuck would your uninformed ass answer if you had no idea?

[@alexlyons2201]

@@ShreddexReturn we have no clue man

[@kpatty9987]

@@ShreddexReturn sorry dude, not sure

[@FrankBlocc]

Still haven't got a clear answer, chief.

[@kati-mari5368]

@@ShreddexReturn No idea, boss

[@citizenerased174]

My biggest secret is that I still pull my pants all the way down and lift up my shirt to go potty.....like a 5 year old.

[@RiPP2_The_Core]

CitizenErased 17 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@GlenTropile]

You never too old for splashback.

[@ottogofast3882]

Gang

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

You were the one in the vid, eh :D?

[@XenoTravis]

Most of these people should try therapy. I believe anyone could benefit from talking with a therapist. Their ultimate goal is to find irrational thoughts and give advice on why it might be irrational and how they could handle feelings better. Also, we need a guitar update for Austin

[@randoprior4130]

Definitely agree! Therapy is a really beneficial thing if you are willing to accept help. Not only can they help you identify irrational thoughts/fears, but they can actually help you change how you view the world around you. Cognitive behavioral theory is a life savor especially if you are dealing with depression and anxiety issues. I was able to start loving myself instead of stewing in a void of negative thoughts and self doubt. Cheers!

[@killinfilms879]

One reason my ex broke up with me is because I suggested the positives of therapy and she freaked out over it

[@Unshingschlang]

Biggest secret: I peed farded shidded and camed

[@asaself7167]

Damn, whata legend

[@fannymorein]

Austins genuinely concerned face at 5:53 gets me every time

[@No1WillMakeItOutAlive]

7:38 lol Austin “FIND GOD (Don’t do that)”

[@Arturo.Juarez]

Whatever bad and horrible situation you might be in....This two will always find a way to make it absolutely hilarious 😂🤣😅

[@aboveaveragecat44]

"He mac but he also attac" -Jared Dines

[@bobafatty111]

1:25 "My Polyamorous friend, you've got me in a mess of trouble again..." ~Breaking Benjamin

[@isaacsoto2325]

Jared is a great dude for that random shoutout. He just wants to see other bands really succeed even if it doesn’t get him anything

[@IDAHO_BOI3571]

I appreciate him shouting them out but I was expecting a way heavier band or style of music that style is just not me at all I hate it lol

[@WalmartTom]

Djered Dinas let his hair grow so he is a djentcore god

[@jonmiller19845]

What is djent ?

[@incomingz44]

My thoughts during that intro: "Hell yeah, Marionette are dope and deserve all the attention, even though they broke up. Wait, they don't have a song called 'Baddest'... Oh, it's a different band. Thanks for reminding me about an awesome band that broke up".

[@pokelover3602]

“You like... Krabby Patties don’t you, Squidward?” 😏

[@user-rd6vu]

I've been binge watching you guys all day!

[@LavenderNoise42]

I had a good hankering for some DickeyDines

[@Patty-P]

3:08 Words of wisdom from Dr. Dines

[@tford1215]

Thank you guys for showing me Amarrionette. So good

[@johnnybrown9581]

The DickyDines show brought me here- Oh wait wrong video

[@mrsiuuuuuuuu8620]

When i see a new upload of the dickeydines show, it makes My day!

[@M.Shephard]

Absolutely no regrets for checking out that song, Thanks lads!

[@skeptical_princess0497]

Yo! The lead singer of Amarionette played at my high school with his old band like almost a year ago! I didn't know he's in a new band, he's an amazing singer

[@antholler672]

Concerned father Austin, how awesome hahah Also check out Amarionette's Dangerous Times And My Dangerous Ways EP - I prefer this over their new stuff indefinitely

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Regarding no.15, I think CL is supposed to mean Craigslist

[@enigmatickendo]

Also you guys should do like, advice for viewers. People comment issues they're having and you guys give advice. 😂😂

[@williamthompson5071]

That band plays songs that Rest, Repose wishes they played. Those boys ROCK!

[@Meatman8089]

Listened to that song. Wine me, dines me, Dickey from behind me that song slapped

[@snakedoga97]

Austin really did have the concerned father look the entire video

[@lmaoitshaggy8808]

I could not be happy with anyone who's polygamous.

[@fruitlessworship]

Lmao It Shaggy then dont date polygamous people

[@lmaoitshaggy8808]

Fruitless Worship I don't. Because I wouldn't be happy with them.

[@fruitlessworship]

Lmao It Shaggy cool

[@lmaoitshaggy8808]

Fruitless Worship Yea.

[@trentonfowler4169]

Lmao It Shaggy This conversation was quite productive.

[@bloodstripe20]

In some states 17 is legal age of consent for example Colorado and Kansas so that law can be tricky in few states

[@elliottfiorato9852]

I saw the Singer of Amarionette And said: wow he got a crispy lineup *conditioner (100)

[@WoeIsLee]

Soooo I take it this was filmed a month ago and finally just uploaded. Good shit.

[@JoseGarcia235]

I literally cannot sleep because i just found this channel and i have to watch as much as i possibly can. Great content.

[@piercethehorizonsykes4201]

I like how he says "find god" like hes serious, then says "don't do that"

[@mitchdesilva9839]

I've been following y'all as a guitarist from djent 2015. The "huh" from Austin from that comment, makes me laugh so hard 😂

[@camdendebruin6667]

I will always love how the Über metalhead Austin has a fucking Chon sticker on his laptop. Truthfully I agree.

[@Mg-vy6lh]

Ya it’s funny all of my favorite bands are Deathcore and Death metal except for chon just something about them that just makes them do good…

[@sarniaguitarguy9405]

The one with the murder sounded like the plot of some obscure independent sundance festival film. :|

[@natesquiggles6666]

Dickie Allen watches this show 😮😍

[@baby2891]

My biggest secret is My whole life’s a lie

[@despitetherage]

"I am subhuman shit. Nothing is below me. I am the lowest scum on this boot of a world." I had to pause for a few minutes to be able to stop laughing long enough to continue.

[@papa_da_engineer]

😂 This vid is wild 🔥💥To the labia chick, there is nothing wrong with that. In fact if any guy finds that unattractive, i would question his sexualiy lol 💁

[@the_pathologist]

To loosely paraphrase Jim Norton, "I want a pussy that looks like a hastily packed suitcase." Mo' lips, mo' lovin.

[@the_pathologist]

unlockable gameplay "I want a clit you can see through snow pants" - Jim Norton

[@terrykawve8532]

I'm just excited to see a vagina.

[@FuzzyBunnyEars]

Native Gringo I’d love a girl with big labia

[@arcadeangel812]

unlockable gameplay u literally don't know anything about vaginas don't you

[@enigmatickendo]

Polyamory just means you can feel for more than one person. Which comes in a lot of different forms. I'm poly and so long as you're honest with people it's chill.

[@elluminates_edits]

MIley Kendrick I've been questioning whether I'm poly too and it's been freaking me out

[@enigmatickendo]

Password: Freak Don't worry about it too much. If you are, you are. So what? Lots of people are and more people than ever. Just do you. And also, being poly doesn't mean you HAVE to be in poly relationships. It's all about open honesty with your partner and partners. :)

[@elluminates_edits]

MIley Kendrick aw ok thank you. That's really sweet and really good advice. I appreciate it dude :) xx

[@MikeVoss]

Its completely natural for a person to be attracted to someone who isnt their partner. You just have to have some self-control.

[@xx7secondsxx]

12:53 Some one gets murdered at the end... "Just read it".. KRAFT MACARONI... the cheesiest! (With that horrible song humming un the back ground) Gawddamn ads mann... the placement is just too funny sometimes

[@thevoidalone]

Amarionette's "Get it right" is also a fuckin' banger.

[@shilohstore6086]

My Bois are back

[@badw01f23]

Wow, this was crazy. I hope to see more of this in the future. And you should probably report that murder confession to the police... js.

[@johnester8421]

My band opened for Amarionette earlier this year! SICK band and really cool guys to chill with

[@JoshRiffMonster]

My darkest secret is that I haven't downloaded the war robots app yet :c

[@cracyzero777rat]

Not another one :D

[@kiatawiyaka3745]

In 2023, Baddest has 92K on KZbin and I feel they have this to thank for a lot of that

[@Gottislaps]

We need these back again

[@umgofficial1838]

Jared... my guy ... Your hair ...no.

[@bigby9797]

Reilly hunt-brown I agree. Looks like shit

[@Mythiqoeatsbreadladdd]

My man needs a trim

[@maineaglexproductions4025]

Here's one for the books. I fear I may have an attachment disorder, roughly one year ago I fell for a girl named Lauren, and long story short I was in love for the first, she wasn't. She let me down easy but it still hurt like nobody's business. Since then I couldn't stop developing feelings for girls here and there, mostly just crushes, some obviously being strtonger than others. They would last no shorter than a week and rarely longer than a month. Doesn't sound too weird, right? Thing is this was happening over the span of an entire year and there would be times when I'd have feelings for four sometimes five different girls at a time keep in mind this wasn't sexual, I'd just want to be with them, while being constantly gripped by an overwhelming sense of loneliness. I have a lot of female friends and I've had feelings for a lot of them without ever telling them. I've since given up hope for a serious relationship for now after being ignored/hurt one too many times. But I'm still kind of worried, could there be something actually wrong with me?

[@InstantHeart]

Coming back to comment on this because Amarionette is still wildly slept on.

[@andrewmccracken6001]

Fluffs biggest secret is that he is really Al from home improvement

[@sheltongolden4394]

*Nearly three years later* I watched that song. It's... okay, at best.

[@skotz3336]

The other end of Stockholme syndrome is Lima syndrome, where the captor develops feelings for the captured.

[@LordScottPwn]

Austin was so excited then as soon as Poly came up instant shut down lol

[@fletcherallyn8561]

Baddest is almost at 50k now

[@Pufty]

Whoa, shit. Nice lighting!

[@rodbelding9523]

Lol the one guy killed someone and I'm guessing it wasn't investigated because it was a homeless guy.

[@musicmnw1982]

It's a damn good song but two and a half years later, only 78k views. That's a shame.

[@ImperfectImpostor]

The therapists - Dr. Dickey & Dr. Dines.

[@Hurricane_Evan06]

Jerry Springers final thought

[@the.edgyhippie]

I'm hoping you guys take amarionette on tourrrrr

[@johnathanwilson1363]

Jared love these vids truly, but I miss your skits😭

[@nep8998]

"Fuck fuck fuck, Someone" -Jared

[@wolvesrule6608]

Post Malone says the same thing in one of Jared's videos

[@MrWigglez420]

done and done I always enjoy both of your music discoveries. thanks guys

[@horrorking1000]

1 year later still dank

[@justindarden5998]

I have a wired obsession with this show

[@Ralmos300]

the thumbnail made me laugh, that doesn't happen in most videos.... good job!

[@ryanleatigaga7596]

My biggest secret is that I had to sacrifice my right arm to the Old Ones gain superior knowledge of memes. I was the one who visited Austin's conscience and implanted him with the "What's poppin Bimjo" meme.

[@MrWigglez420]

hey Jared and Austin, when's the next local show. I'm lucky enough to live where you guys do and want to go support my local metal scene like I use to do when I was playing shows in Texas. there's sadly never enough local scene support

[@MrPs103]

Checked out the song and came back. I concur - the song was quite dope

[@finn8478]

one time I had to stop doing homework because my dad got home and put a razor blade on the table and said "you want this in your throat, thats how far doing homework will get ya" I was about 8 and didn't really understand he was drunk af. now I think about it I still don't really get his point lmao.

[@redaggron1]

I am several months late but I WANT WHISPER VOCALS PART TWO

[@msblackdahlia3091]

This video was supposed to make me a happy human.. but... god FUCKING DAMN IT. Wtf you guys?! 😂 this shit was... something.. else. 😂😂

[@danieladdison7322]

OMG what a fucking sweet tune! 🤘😎

[@benderisgreat5059]

I CAME HERE FOR LAUGHS 😭 😭 😭

[@darrellowns3]

wut you guys are just now finding out about Amarionette? I bet Tony knew about them , being he's a big coheed fan.

[@foxtailmay4414]

Pretty dark content but I really love your advices,positive people.

[@joemotion601]

Just checked out that song you guys suggested! Sick as hell!

[@dovlaBass]

5:45 lmao jared, almost died here :D

[@3en847]

Well, on the bright side, the Amarionette song is up to 50k views now.

[@kurtgobang9488]

Also what ever happened to dicky learning the guitar

[@HiThereFaceHere]

That Amarionette video is at like 54k views now. Success.... also I just lost it with "He mac but he also attack" lmao wtf dude

[@_csj]

that song is fucking dope

[@murder4055]

Mr.Dines, "attachment" is a problem. Never get attached to anything you can't leave, when you spot the heat coming around the corner.

[@Samael_Morningstar666]

I met someone about three or four years ago. I have been role playing with them ever since basically daily and I want them badly, really badly. It sometimes keeps me up at night and I cry about it, we rarely talk person to person. I’ve tried dating other people but I keep thinking about them. I just want to self destruct. I don’t know if they like me back but I’m scared to confess to them because I don’t want to ruin everything and lack confidence. I haven’t told anyone (except one close friend) because I’m terrified of their reactions and I have no idea what to do.

[@bumpkin2539]

THE LIGHTING IS SICKKKK

[@blueyedbaby3036]

4:56 is the best part!😂

[@madisonlutz9167]

Guess what Austin I'm drinking my first kombucha