Sharing Dark Secrets!

[@BuckarooBeatdown]

Jared "I swear she was 19" Dines

[@thexskating]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nick-A1]

Actually, I'm kind of glad a lot of these were sad, because I think it's really good to see you guys just genuinely giving advice for people. It's a nice thing to get to see

[@deathking4119]

As well its nice when u think ur a shit or weird and shit then u see this stuff and realise your normal

[@lucy9500]

JUST THE CAMERA ANGLE AND TRANSITION WHEN AUSTIN WHISPERS IN JAREDS EAR IS SO FUNNY

[@averagealienSD]

Dude i lol'd in my quiet ass office when that happened lmao

[@richardteague5300]

I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bdaarmy9736]

@Ko oK Totally 🤣

[@aboveaveragecat44]

You like crabby patties... Don't you

[@TheHive616]

That was one of those perfect angle moments, where everything came together in the funniest possible way. It's so dumb but every time I see it I laugh my ass off

[@baelek]

Jared: "Accidental perv" Austin: Oh, hello Really makes you think 🤔🤔🤔

[@willknox7273]

3:09 This is oddly wholesome, it feels like they’re genuinely trying to give good advice to the girl.

[@thesempiternity2777]

should've titled it "Therapy Session"

[@marcocorsini4054]

13:34 He give macc He attacc But most importantly, he chokes till the guy won't fight bacc

[@bigmanbaph666]

Next time on Djerry Springer.....

[@fannymorein]

Austins genuinely concerned face at 5:53 gets me every time

[@nyctophobia9803]

The biggest secret I heard was war robots sponsoring you gu- Oh wait ....

[@lunahateless5204]

deadlly moon178 actually war robots is currently sponsoring a youtuber named MrBeast

[@cracyzero777rat]

There it is :D

[@Arturo.Juarez]

Whatever bad and horrible situation you might be in....This two will always find a way to make it absolutely hilarious 😂🤣😅

[@isaacsoto2325]

Jared is a great dude for that random shoutout. He just wants to see other bands really succeed even if it doesn’t get him anything

[@IDAHO_BOI3571]

I appreciate him shouting them out but I was expecting a way heavier band or style of music that style is just not me at all I hate it lol

[@Beans-in3ku]

You like crabby patties....don't you

[@deathking4119]

*krabby

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

k r a b b y

[@citizenerased174]

My biggest secret is that I still pull my pants all the way down and lift up my shirt to go potty.....like a 5 year old.

[@RiPP2_The_Core]

CitizenErased 17 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@GlenTropile]

You never too old for splashback.

[@ottogofast3882]

Gang

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

You were the one in the vid, eh :D?

[@jdc6927]

Is Austin still practicing guitar; just wondering how it's been going so far?

[@ShreddexReturn]

@@rxwn so why the fuck would your uninformed ass answer if you had no idea?

[@alexlyons2201]

@@ShreddexReturn we have no clue man

[@kpatty9987]

@@ShreddexReturn sorry dude, not sure

[@FrankBlocc]

Still haven't got a clear answer, chief.

[@kati-mari5368]

@@ShreddexReturn No idea, boss

[@Meatman8089]

Listened to that song. Wine me, dines me, Dickey from behind me that song slapped

[@Unshingschlang]

Biggest secret: I peed farded shidded and camed

[@asaself7167]

Damn, whata legend

[@No1WillMakeItOutAlive]

7:38 lol Austin “FIND GOD (Don’t do that)”

[@M.Shephard]

Absolutely no regrets for checking out that song, Thanks lads!

[@user-rd6vu]

I've been binge watching you guys all day!

[@mrsiuuuuuuuu8620]

When i see a new upload of the dickeydines show, it makes My day!

[@bobafatty111]

1:25 "My Polyamorous friend, you've got me in a mess of trouble again..." ~Breaking Benjamin

[@incomingz44]

My thoughts during that intro: "Hell yeah, Marionette are dope and deserve all the attention, even though they broke up. Wait, they don't have a song called 'Baddest'... Oh, it's a different band. Thanks for reminding me about an awesome band that broke up".

[@aboveaveragecat44]

"He mac but he also attac" -Jared Dines

[@pokelover3602]

“You like... Krabby Patties don’t you, Squidward?” 😏

[@Patty-P]

3:08 Words of wisdom from Dr. Dines

[@skeptical_princess0497]

Yo! The lead singer of Amarionette played at my high school with his old band like almost a year ago! I didn't know he's in a new band, he's an amazing singer

[@XenoTravis]

Most of these people should try therapy. I believe anyone could benefit from talking with a therapist. Their ultimate goal is to find irrational thoughts and give advice on why it might be irrational and how they could handle feelings better. Also, we need a guitar update for Austin

[@randoprior4130]

Definitely agree! Therapy is a really beneficial thing if you are willing to accept help. Not only can they help you identify irrational thoughts/fears, but they can actually help you change how you view the world around you. Cognitive behavioral theory is a life savor especially if you are dealing with depression and anxiety issues. I was able to start loving myself instead of stewing in a void of negative thoughts and self doubt. Cheers!

[@killinfilms879]

One reason my ex broke up with me is because I suggested the positives of therapy and she freaked out over it

[@tford1215]

Thank you guys for showing me Amarrionette. So good

[@JoseGarcia235]

I literally cannot sleep because i just found this channel and i have to watch as much as i possibly can. Great content.

[@LavenderNoise42]

I had a good hankering for some DickeyDines

[@mitchdesilva9839]

I've been following y'all as a guitarist from djent 2015. The "huh" from Austin from that comment, makes me laugh so hard 😂

[@williamthompson5071]

That band plays songs that Rest, Repose wishes they played. Those boys ROCK!

[@antholler672]

Concerned father Austin, how awesome hahah Also check out Amarionette's Dangerous Times And My Dangerous Ways EP - I prefer this over their new stuff indefinitely

[@WalmartTom]

Djered Dinas let his hair grow so he is a djentcore god

[@jonmiller19845]

What is djent ?

[@nep8998]

"Fuck fuck fuck, Someone" -Jared

[@wolvesrule6608]

Post Malone says the same thing in one of Jared's videos

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Regarding no.15, I think CL is supposed to mean Craigslist

[@MrWigglez420]

done and done I always enjoy both of your music discoveries. thanks guys

[@johnnybrown9581]

The DickyDines show brought me here- Oh wait wrong video

[@Gottislaps]

We need these back again

[@johnester8421]

My band opened for Amarionette earlier this year! SICK band and really cool guys to chill with

[@kiatawiyaka3745]

In 2023, Baddest has 92K on KZbin and I feel they have this to thank for a lot of that

[@enigmatickendo]

Also you guys should do like, advice for viewers. People comment issues they're having and you guys give advice. 😂😂

[@piercethehorizonsykes4201]

I like how he says "find god" like hes serious, then says "don't do that"

[@kirstencarlson7603]

Favorite KZbin channel ever

[@elliottfiorato9852]

I saw the Singer of Amarionette And said: wow he got a crispy lineup *conditioner (100)

[@camdendebruin6667]

I will always love how the Über metalhead Austin has a fucking Chon sticker on his laptop. Truthfully I agree.

[@Mg-vy6lh]

Ya it’s funny all of my favorite bands are Deathcore and Death metal except for chon just something about them that just makes them do good…

[@WoeIsLee]

Soooo I take it this was filmed a month ago and finally just uploaded. Good shit.

[@shilohstore6086]

My Bois are back

[@despitetherage]

"I am subhuman shit. Nothing is below me. I am the lowest scum on this boot of a world." I had to pause for a few minutes to be able to stop laughing long enough to continue.

[@xx7secondsxx]

12:53 Some one gets murdered at the end... "Just read it".. KRAFT MACARONI... the cheesiest! (With that horrible song humming un the back ground) Gawddamn ads mann... the placement is just too funny sometimes

[@maineaglexproductions4025]

Here's one for the books. I fear I may have an attachment disorder, roughly one year ago I fell for a girl named Lauren, and long story short I was in love for the first, she wasn't. She let me down easy but it still hurt like nobody's business. Since then I couldn't stop developing feelings for girls here and there, mostly just crushes, some obviously being strtonger than others. They would last no shorter than a week and rarely longer than a month. Doesn't sound too weird, right? Thing is this was happening over the span of an entire year and there would be times when I'd have feelings for four sometimes five different girls at a time keep in mind this wasn't sexual, I'd just want to be with them, while being constantly gripped by an overwhelming sense of loneliness. I have a lot of female friends and I've had feelings for a lot of them without ever telling them. I've since given up hope for a serious relationship for now after being ignored/hurt one too many times. But I'm still kind of worried, could there be something actually wrong with me?

[@bumpkin2539]

THE LIGHTING IS SICKKKK

[@justwatchingvideos2001]

hellyea your finally back with the good videos

[@joemotion601]

Just checked out that song you guys suggested! Sick as hell!

[@thevoidalone]

Amarionette's "Get it right" is also a fuckin' banger.

[@baby2891]

My biggest secret is My whole life’s a lie

[@MrPs103]

Checked out the song and came back. I concur - the song was quite dope

[@snakedoga97]

Austin really did have the concerned father look the entire video

[@badw01f23]

Wow, this was crazy. I hope to see more of this in the future. And you should probably report that murder confession to the police... js.

[@lmaoitshaggy8808]

I could not be happy with anyone who's polygamous.

[@fruitlessworship]

Lmao It Shaggy then dont date polygamous people

[@lmaoitshaggy8808]

Fruitless Worship I don't. Because I wouldn't be happy with them.

[@fruitlessworship]

Lmao It Shaggy cool

[@lmaoitshaggy8808]

Fruitless Worship Yea.

[@trentonfowler4169]

Lmao It Shaggy This conversation was quite productive.

[@InstantHeart]

Coming back to comment on this because Amarionette is still wildly slept on.

[@sandpaper3580]

Best show on youtube

[@murder4055]

Mr.Dines, "attachment" is a problem. Never get attached to anything you can't leave, when you spot the heat coming around the corner.

[@bAFMETALMAN]

You guys are too funny, you made my day like you always do! Greetings from Denmark

[@danieladdison7322]

OMG what a fucking sweet tune! 🤘😎

[@foxtailmay4414]

Pretty dark content but I really love your advices,positive people.

[@sarniaguitarguy9405]

The one with the murder sounded like the plot of some obscure independent sundance festival film. :|

[@sheltongolden4394]

*Nearly three years later* I watched that song. It's... okay, at best.

[@andrewmccracken6001]

Fluffs biggest secret is that he is really Al from home improvement

[@ImperfectImpostor]

The therapists - Dr. Dickey & Dr. Dines.

[@dovlaBass]

5:45 lmao jared, almost died here :D

[@ryanleatigaga7596]

My biggest secret is that I had to sacrifice my right arm to the Old Ones gain superior knowledge of memes. I was the one who visited Austin's conscience and implanted him with the "What's poppin Bimjo" meme.

[@Ralmos300]

the thumbnail made me laugh, that doesn't happen in most videos.... good job!

[@the.edgyhippie]

I'm hoping you guys take amarionette on tourrrrr

[@natesquiggles6666]

Dickie Allen watches this show 😮😍

[@musicmnw1982]

It's a damn good song but two and a half years later, only 78k views. That's a shame.

[@alexgannon5733]

I spit out my tea everywhere 😂😂 you dudes are so fucking funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LordScottPwn]

Austin was so excited then as soon as Poly came up instant shut down lol

[@blueyedbaby3036]

4:56 is the best part!😂

[@johnathanwilson1363]

Jared love these vids truly, but I miss your skits😭

[@3en847]

Well, on the bright side, the Amarionette song is up to 50k views now.

[@Dreager141]

The boys out here fixing people’s lives

[@redaggron1]

I am several months late but I WANT WHISPER VOCALS PART TWO

[@horrorking1000]

1 year later still dank

[@papa_da_engineer]

😂 This vid is wild 🔥💥To the labia chick, there is nothing wrong with that. In fact if any guy finds that unattractive, i would question his sexualiy lol 💁

[@the_pathologist]

To loosely paraphrase Jim Norton, "I want a pussy that looks like a hastily packed suitcase." Mo' lips, mo' lovin.

[@the_pathologist]

unlockable gameplay "I want a clit you can see through snow pants" - Jim Norton

[@terrykawve8532]

I'm just excited to see a vagina.

[@FuzzyBunnyEars]

Native Gringo I’d love a girl with big labia

[@arcadeangel812]

unlockable gameplay u literally don't know anything about vaginas don't you

[@Samael_Morningstar666]

I met someone about three or four years ago. I have been role playing with them ever since basically daily and I want them badly, really badly. It sometimes keeps me up at night and I cry about it, we rarely talk person to person. I’ve tried dating other people but I keep thinking about them. I just want to self destruct. I don’t know if they like me back but I’m scared to confess to them because I don’t want to ruin everything and lack confidence. I haven’t told anyone (except one close friend) because I’m terrified of their reactions and I have no idea what to do.

[@justindarden5998]

I have a wired obsession with this show

[@skotz3336]

The other end of Stockholme syndrome is Lima syndrome, where the captor develops feelings for the captured.

[@MrWigglez420]

hey Jared and Austin, when's the next local show. I'm lucky enough to live where you guys do and want to go support my local metal scene like I use to do when I was playing shows in Texas. there's sadly never enough local scene support

[@Pufty]

Whoa, shit. Nice lighting!

[@JoshRiffMonster]

My darkest secret is that I haven't downloaded the war robots app yet :c

[@cracyzero777rat]

Not another one :D

[@benderisgreat5059]

I CAME HERE FOR LAUGHS 😭 😭 😭

[@destinytaylor6366]

yo Dickey-McHead.... Love the song bewlidered. and 1:14 this face hahah

[@msblackdahlia3091]

This video was supposed to make me a happy human.. but... god FUCKING DAMN IT. Wtf you guys?! 😂 this shit was... something.. else. 😂😂

[@spectratio]

Can you guys make another one of these

[@Sahxocnsba]

Amarionette is one dope ass band

[@Hurricane_Evan06]

Jerry Springers final thought

[@dylanrudd7584]

10:33 I had a very similar situation where the girl I was friends with for a while and was going to have a sex change to become a man, she kept asking me to take her virginity and it happened to be mine as well so even tho I wasn’t wanting to I did it anyways because she made me feel bad. Definitely this story is a lot more scary and even traumatizing than mine just thought I’d share to post that not all male rape cases are fake and the double standard is bullshit

[@ethan.branthoover3460]

This is the best episode of dr phil ever