I Secretly Joined a HOI4 Noob Game

[@andysing1091]

The Turkish guy asking if he's Turkish. Then he asks where he's from and only names German cities 💀

[@etherealcat6521]

average nationalist turk homelands:

[@8-bitstream379]

Because he said he didn't speak turkish

[@yt_enjoyer_1]

@@etherealcat6521 fr

[@Ardeun-eg3qq]

Dont disrespect Turklander like that

[@khnelli4918]

Mehmet, Berlin

[@wizz1358]

The Turkish asking where he is from and naming German cities got me, Germany is truly home of the biggest Turkish population

[@mohamadalakhras9750]

The indo Europeans were toorkish RAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@sto1238]

Average “Turkish” nationalist: born and raised in Berlin, can’t speak any Turkish,

[@elbibokoning7889]

Dankus said Alman, it means german so thats why he named german cities man

[@johnroach9026]

@@sto1238 Living right next door to the Greek nationalist

[@jokingsemi]

He said hes german thats why

[@Lucasfly]

"THe fuck you mean yes" amazing

[@complex3297]

That had me dead 😂

[@Yrojrund]

IM CRYING

[@Ion_Antonescu]

Dude I hate Americans that do that you ask them A or B and they say yes..

[@Dggedsteven12]

I haven't heard someone say it with that passion in so long. I felt that man's confusion. xD

[@Andurianski]

Dankus should NOT be allowed to cook up new usernames

[@endzor]

Wenn willst do angreifen?

[@paavali-lo3my]

what was his new username?

[@Andurianski]

@@endzor kein Plan

[@Andurianski]

​@@paavali-lo3my "hoi4kitten1984" 😭

[@lisaruhm6681]

@@paavali-lo3my 0:02

[@omar_khan_122]

4:25 turk: u wanna take out China or Soviet union dankie: yes

[@avertan]

i am not turk

[@emirhankus67]

@@avertanyes u are

[@omar_khan_122]

@@avertan bro how can i join ur dc to play hoi and all ive been playing single player like some loner

[@avertan]

@@omar_khan_122 sure

[@avertan]

@@omar_khan_122 sure

[@Pioneer_DE]

Bro got Turkanized 😭

[@atlokcu502]

turki beam VİUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWW

[@Ihavpickle]

"Are you building tanks?" "Good"🗿

[@sg_kerb]

Bro is noobstomping 😭

[@Nathaniel-d6l]

Dankus is noobsniping now

[@connorharvey505]

I prefer the term "Seal Clubbing"

[@jeremigawkowski9775]

they said my split peronalities were weak

[@assassin9314]

The HoI4 vanilla music was a fucking vibe

[@quandangle9397]

I am infertile from eating scented candles

[@blauertee3458]

Me too

[@thecoolbyzantine24]

same bro

[@shanmoon537]

.the

[@dingus6317]

What is your fav flavor

[@_d--]

​@@dingus6317lime

[@jamesgordon1265]

Really appreciated how you talked more about your build, templates and strategies. Much prefer that

[@KenAshcorp]

You join ONE HOI4 game and all of a sudden it's a Turkish Sissy Hypno Psyop. Truly this game keeps on giving.

[@tigerfloof]

hate when that happens

[@pedronabais1456]

​@@tigerfloofffs stopped playing minecraft and now hoi4 too? 😢

[@avertan]

@@KenAshcorp what does that even mean I talked to him normally

[@mreyeball3085]

What the fuck are you doing here Ken

[@felixgeyer4387]

Turk: "Wann eilst du angreifen" Dankus: "Gleich"

[@avertan]

i am not turk

[@MrJacobElias]

​@@avertanhahahah... you are now. we got proof, it sais so in the video.

[@avertan]

@@MrJacobElias 🙂

[@extrage3061]

willst*

[@ahmetcemkaraca]

you WILL speak turkish okey!?

[@ahmetkopman4860]

tamam!

[@nicov6383]

I love how chill Dankus is now compared to a few years ago. Seems like a cool dude

[@jagplaysroblox2169]

This is like George orwell’s book 1984

[@omerserifkucuk292]

Man I am also turkish and I can say we generally like this . We really proud even we heard one turkey or turkish word in movie . we obssesed about ourselves

[@avertan]

Shut up

[@avertan]

I am not

[@Gamer_Groza]

4:36 Turk: Attack who? Dankus: yes.

[@eliamazzari1250]

Blowmaster's nemesis? POG

[@GavrielshalevA]

3m aaah and there's comments like they finished the dam vid on 5x speed

[@OwenIsDaBoss]

That was definitely an outro I was not expecting

[@cantdoaquestionmarksadly]

bro really said "they thought my bipolar disorder was weak"

[@Ethereal_Phoenix_]

Dankus gets radicalized live on stream

[@OmegaHamster]

3:25 my fav Greco-Kurd has appeared 😭

[@avertan]

KONSTANTINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

[@a_person_of_all_time]

Bro came in and turned dankus Turkish

[@manithefluffy]

Dankus - the certified bully

[@SlekensuOfficial]

Always flex on noob people, Show that youre better than them. ESHPORTS ALTAA

[@cc0767]

The peaceful vanilla music really adds to the experience

[@jozopako]

Dankus ruining a day for others. This is your hero?

[@human_fish3442]

people are gonna be so paranoid if someone is slightly good they will be like OMG GUYS ITS DANKUS

[@Radishindependent]

calmest dankus game ever

[@hubertguilmain7888]

I really liked this video. The fact that we were undercover was pretty cool. So people didn't really know what to expect in front of them. The fact that we were undercover too, being Japan (so solo), meant we didn't have to talk to the other players, which meant we could get more explanations from you, which was really cool.

[@alexmilakis1156]

Damn you dude, I just renewed s WoW subscription after hearing the rouge go stealth. Hope you're happy.

[@unichansgamehub8087]

10/10 ending, wholesome ass dankusmemancus, want more undercover hoi4kitten also really enjoyed watching thier reactions to you being in the game, no salt just vibes. good guys all around.

[@kylord20001]

im so glad i ended up still watching this video, dont know why but even though i ususaly watch all your vids day one this one didnt look that interesting on the home page but i have been proven wrong.really good vid, loved it!

[@DerPlayer1237]

Averta Moment, bro trolled so hard

[@OmegaHamster]

3:26 AVERTA ABI I LOVE YOU

[@avertan]

MASHALLAH

[@OmegaHamster]

@@avertan AAAABI YOU ARE FAMOUUUUUSS

[@PANGUOL]

‏‪7:41‬‏ are you building tanks ? Good👍‏

[@PinkMawile]

I’d love to see an undercover where you secretly try to make someone else win

[@fooladoo1076]

No not noob games i wanna see a fair game stomps are boring

[@BoBrEiGs]

I worry that the Turk may or may not end up in bad places sometime in the future

[@avertan]

Why

[@Nothing-ch3dw]

@@avertan He will visit turkey :(

[@avertan]

@@BoBrEiGs why bro are you John Wick

[@avertan]

Why

[@avertan]

@bobreigs

[@Vuosta]

Turkish guy asking if he's kurdish monkaS

[@ZackShark1]

most likeable hoi4 player:

[@Rybit-g3m]

"Do you like Kurdish people?" WHAT??? 💀💀💀💀

[@podojstersek]

˝attack who?˝ ˝yes˝

[@yalcnkaratas7719]

AVERTA AGABEY

[@avertan]

yalcin kardeşim

[@arnettthayer5314]

How is your invasion going? "Good" Are you building tanks? "Good" Hahahahaha

[@MrRyant66]

They thought my smurf game was weak.

[@arka4774]

Dankus is my favorite Turk

[@Xraider77]

dankus made fun of goated's death i will release a video on it but im waiting for ihm to make a video on this the video will include screenshots of the conversation

[@mango4554]

It didn’t have to be a secret. They’d have let you in regardless.

[@Vshiftv]

Bruh the outro is so cursed plus dankus playing 7 hours out of stream time holy shit

[@MLG420McSwaggerton]

Why does the music sound like I’m entering heaven

[@Т1000-м1и]

This was this

[@JackRobson-hd8mb]

I thought I was watching an old video,turns out it’s the newest lol

[@erniberni6073]

Love it, go undercover more. I want to see undercover sea lion germany 😂

[@pieselpoloniae]

600 factories by 1939? WTF

[@zryab2536]

Dankus is the Djocovic of Hoi4

[@Su-by]

the ending is way too accurate

[@Braddiamond]

I love this undercover op. So good.

[@KristoP4X]

new video. nice

[@ProfessorYún]

I feel so bad

[@andrewdowell2663]

Weird that I'm friends with someone who played with Dankus

[@themastamanhd4861]

LOVED this. Plz do more

[@stylox-c2c]

best part of the video was the ending

[@typicallynotawake9911]

This is the most normal Dankus game I’ve ever seen

[@doctorgamer1292]

please do more of these this was awesome

[@T0n1-L0lb1t]

To choose "hoi4kitten1984" as a username is a bold move buuut i probably would have chosen a similar name (the kitten part)

[@OstravanP]

malmo gaming incident of 1917

[@larzarisn8337]

I think this would be really cool if you had another pro player join the other side to balance things out.

[@bl3ckrust]

lmao I played in this server bro 😭

[@gamingwithjeggs4613]

Please go undercover more, that was entertaining

[@ZKP314]

Next time-play New Zealand, declare independence from the UK, and then reenact that one Kilian Experience HOI4 vid.

[@TwoToeTerry]

what mod is he using to be able to have to have 200 factories in 1936

[@createrz8433]

They said my impersonation skills were weak

[@micahqgecko]

I can only imagine the sus dms dankus got during this game

[@Zjem_Ci_Biblie]

I like Dancus but I genuanly hate this kind of movies. Noobs have their own games for a reasen you know...

[@almothemarmot]

That is called smurfing and is looked down heavily upon in all multiplayer games

[@x4gaming988]

please bring back the music in the background

[@hehning8678]

The chillest video i have ever seen

[@Xeem_Pad]

Next thing he's gonna post is apology for harassing the minors😭

[@kraykyle]

They said my smurfing was weak

[@Alexvondark]

Dankus is the Goat of Hoi4 😂😂😂

[@hecklord7162]

love these videos

[@hecklord7162]

(except when dankus forgets to macro forever)

[@Katthewm]

When Dankus gets banned from the normal servers :)

[@revolutionstudios5052]

They said my smurfing in HOI4 for content was weak…

[@MicrocosmTheCatboy]

DunkirkDarling82 should be your next name

[@R0B0TUK]

We need more hoi4kitten

[@MrTeddy12397]

THEY SAID MY NOOBSTOMPING WAS WEAK

[@user-gt1oz9mw2l]

A day in the life of a smurf 😂

[@thomasalanine9801]

please do more of this 😂😂😂😂 awesome stomp

[@Shmendan2]

The whole map kinda looks like japan

[@endzor]

It becomes more scarier when second personalities create second personalities (blowmaster tricks)

[@warpup7778]

how do you find these severs? i search the entire internet and i just cant find one

[@Korinthian-do7sx]

spek tjurkisch

[@avertan]

shut up

[@TheyCallMeLord]

Least nationalistic Turkish

[@geigerdos4360]

Literal 1994

[@byochii8197]

Can somebody tell me which mod they are playing? That looks nice and new but not to crazy

[@theflyingdinosaur9895]

Attack "who" yes