Why Does Anyone Believe Anything On TikTok

[@hayley9941]

someone: " whos that one girl that started the drama about Kanye" me: "Craig"

[@howiegruwitz3173]

She looks like a boy we thought was Neanderthal in school

[@athyzkyh]

lmao

[@byrontheusurper6505]

And also licked public toilet seats first btw

[@silkypun3849]

What is her real name?

[@dumbpossum8461]

C r a i g

[@Prologue18]

“vampire’s aren’t real” that’s what a vampire would say . we all know you’re ageless

[@hamzulakM]

Fr, only a vampire's hair could look that good 24/7

[@paxgigi1476]

Frrr

[@eimearmcdnagh1853]

Thats why he has a babyface 😱😱😱

[@dummy3440]

He has a pretty pale face, and his lips are really pink. And if you look under his eyes they look pretty dark.. Danny, is there something you want to say?

[@Danny_Deleto]

@@dummy3440 Wouldn't undead lips not be pink?

[@che_gozira]

"My fangs aren’t retractable. They only come out when I want." Does he know what retractable means?

[@snoozedmylife]

Lmao🤣🤣

[@-yume-nikki-]

Hfwjejhehe LITERALLY

[@wolfehneko6136]

I was just thinking that lmao

[@brynnhumphries6070]

Came here to say this

[@sarasthoughts]

YES it bugged me so much lmao

[@Nitrolord]

Update: She got the New York/Dublin portal shut down by taking off her shirt in front of it. We didn't heed Danny's warning and we paid dearly for it. 😔

[@PlayerTenji95]

Damn, that sucks. Goodness. Also holy shit, THAT WAS HER?! Go figure!

[@guythatis_kindafuzzy]

NITROLORD????

[@KnJay_unofficial]

😔 "there's nothing we can do.."

[@IWillNeverReadYourReply]

Wow I thought she'd be dead by now. I'm not wishing harm on her it just seems like she has terrible decision making skills and little regard for her personal well being.

[@ems9688]

That’s why the woman in that video seemed so familiar! I was wondering if it was her, very dumb.

[@crazyanimationtime]

The girl is the stereotypical popular girl that everyone hates but she doesn’t acknowledge why everyone hates her. The hate gives her popularity.

[@zetjet9901]

omg she’s like a politician

[@alakazor3097]

Haha seriously

[@shahanahsan05]

Haha

[@Heezbungus]

I don't like sterotypes but she seriously acting like a gossip girl

[@helloworld2784]

@@NoyuPhantom Almost everyone on Tiktok needs to see a therapist..

[@xnaileditx]

I thought the toilet seat licker, clout chaser, and skinny legend song maker were three different villains omg

[@staticontheradio2274]

It's the plot twist they're all the same one main antagonist

[@zedress4836]

Honestly she looked different every single time i saw her and even now after finishing the video i cant even picture her face in my head lmao

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@zedress4836 same, it's the filters and fillers

[@dillywacker]

i was so surprised yet not when I found out it was her

[@redberry6395]

I think we might have a supervillain on our hands

[@namesnamesandmorenames394]

“I was annoyed the Corona was getting more attention than me.” I cannot have heard that right-

[@higg4209]

"Covid is always taking the spotlight smh I wish it would just go away so people can focus on me and make me the center of attention" - this girl probably

[@raiden8929]

@@higg4209 i thought supervillains didn’t exist irl but nope

[@eleanorevans8485]

You did hear it wrong, it was “I was annoyed corona was getting more PUBLICITY than me”

[@PoisonedSundew]

@@eleanorevans8485 Publicity literally means attention.

[@DriscolDevil]

@@raiden8929 She's a kid. None of this is a sign of a good mental wellbeing. Just saying, I think she's unwell but not evil.

[@pleaseno7555]

She somehow started massive trends, had one of the most trending songs for months on tiktok, and created the biggest rumor of 2021, yet no one knows who she is.

[@maxwellsiIverhammer]

honestly like when i heard the part of her song that went viral i was like “wait wtf that was her-??” 😭😭😭

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

she deserves the lack of recognition by name honestly lmao

[@CerotheDemon]

God damn that’s karmic justice if I’ve ever seen it lol!

[@vanished2667]

Shes like Voldemort

[@ddc8875]

wait who did?

[@pickles8126]

“Vampires aren’t real” Danny’s dad: 😦

[@willsmith3988]

Ohhh......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@66sophie]

Laxative tea

[@familyaccountgilbert7781]

He cut him out of his life since he killed so much for him.

[@pickles8126]

@@familyaccountgilbert7781 such a loving father sacrifice 😔

[@familyaccountgilbert7781]

Too bad it ended in flames

[@jaden_bricker]

“I’d rather die hot than live ugly.” Keep up that lifestyle and you’ll get neither

[@manboy4720]

you can be dead on the inside, or dead on the outside.

[@rayshadow6922]

@@manboy4720 outside

[@einfisch3891]

This sounds like a threat

[@victoriaodegaard1]

You mean she'll die ugly?... I say she's already living ugly with that attitude she carries around with her

[@tess3000]

This comment is breaking my brain what does it mean

[@susanboneshateclub9411]

the girl who started the jeffree/kanye rumor being the skinny legend girl is ten times crazier than the actual rumor

[@hazemkaram7111]

Ohhh.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@kelsey6428]

it’s so weird like i saw the dr phil thing and was so fucking shocked it came like full circle from like a year ago

[@sophiepollak9514]

When he started playing her song I audibly gasped

[@riskyy2657]

*OMG no way i think i Danny Gonzalez channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link THIS IS LEGIT* kzbin.info/www/bejne/roHbmHlqgMSbbck

[@susanboneshateclub9411]

I JUST REALIZED THAT SHE'S THE SAME GIRL WHO RYAN TRAHAN INTERVIEWED YEARS AGO IM LOSING MY MIND

[@dessy9066]

Laxative teas are commonly used to purge for people with eating disorders so that's why she promotes them so hard

[@LyricalWhispersHeard]

Yeah, and it sounds like she may be doing those things to. I have sympathy for her on that.

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

Yup. I hate when influencers essentially promote ED’S like the kardashians promoting thier “zero calorie ice lolly” to their literal children audience.

[@aino-kaisav5504]

That lady gotta be one of the miserable people I've ever seen. How desperate has one to be for online attention? I honestly kinda pity her.

[@miuie]

yeah it’s kind of evil especially because her song literally says “all these girls are fat like bitch i think you could use some tips” like girl

[@inlinechris]

@@neckbackcripplinganxietyattackthey promote erectile dysfunction?

[@priscilllady]

I refuse to believe Craig is a real person, she's basically a Dhar Mann villain

[@ripvanwinkle9935]

Dhar mann is making a borat knock off

[@mythicalme6613]

Wait wait, isn't Craig supposed to be the opposite of Greg???

[@Her_name_is_luna]

Dhar Mann AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@dominicmartino6437]

She instantly regrets her Decision

[@melveerainbow4657]

@Ralph Boland yeah

[@Snarl_Marx]

"Fangs? Not retractable. They come out when I want." So, they're retractable?

[@Pup_Cubby]

I was thinking the same thing. 🤣😂

[@hazemkaram7111]

Ohhh......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@solarprogeny6736]

i'm still trying to understand what he meant by those two statements

[@Snarl_Marx]

@@solarprogeny6736 I guess he's trying to say they're not retractable, they're just "retractable". Which makes sense if you don't think about it.

[@ImJustMomo]

@@Snarl_Marx as someone who cannot think i can confirm that it does make sense

[@adhdenjoyer7422]

Bruh this girl actually got away with having her source as “dude... trust me”

[@femcelfootjob]

@Malek Moinuddin what the fck

[@Bee-or6zn]

@Malek Moinuddin seriously what the fuck

[@DisgustedGintoki]

@Malek Moinuddin Honestly what the fuck

[@xeecstasy3183]

@Malek Moinuddin Bro wtf

[@someone-ym4mi]

@Malek Moinuddin Bruh wtf

[@juangaminggodtm4165]

i like how danny just randomly decided to name his audience greg and nobody ever questioned it

[@me_isverykewl3850]

It's probably safer not to lol

[@cumcumcum148]

That's the third video i am watching and, i am kinda used to it already

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

he named us like 4 years ago

[@cool_cal]

Where my johns at?

[@mysocksarewet]

@@cool_cal dead

[@dabestgames366]

“Fangs not retractable they come out when i want them to” isn’t that the definition of retractable.

[@marvinwarvin8530]

no it isn’t actually. that would be protractible, like cats’ claws

[@yaboicolleen]

@@marvinwarvin8530 technically, cats' claws are both. protract means to extend their claws, and retract means to pull them back. I had to look it up myself bc I was confused on the difference

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

This bothers me every time lol. If he can pull them back in they are retractable.

[@zubetp]

@@marvinwarvin8530 love that this implies he can put them out but he can't pull them back in

[@Saveems]

I think by retractable, he meant fake.

[@stephhollis8499]

Craig isn't bothered by hate comments because she can't read

[@hotbarbie]

Reasonable

[@mechanomics2649]

She isn't bother by them because it's still views and attention.

[@hotbarbie]

@@mechanomics2649 it's a joke from a meme reference, mate

[@user-je7kj6nm9c]

Lol

[@soapybagle]

No craigs can

[@somenerd..]

She's the definition of that girl in school who thinks everyone is jealous of her while everyone actually thinks that she's a waste of oxygen.

[@karlanpr76]

Amén 🙏🏻

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

⬆️two above this⬆️ Are those scams or jokes?

[@brynn3010]

@@benjaminschmitt1562 bots pretty sure

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

@@brynn3010 Ok thanks

[@xeecstasy3183]

@Blushingroses P What happened tell meeeeee

[@haileywalter5951]

Craig's newest internet scheme is rage-baiting on Tik Tok by making a video promoting ED behavior. So if you see the video of the blonde girl smirking to the "Clap if you've ever been to a fat farm" sound with a text overlay saying something like "When someone tells me they eat eggs for breakfast but I have a Diet Coke and a vape", that's Craig. So don't interact with it, just block her so she can't feed off the attention. Also don't listen to her ED bullshit if you see any more of it, your body needs and deserves food

[@sirisha2850]

I SAW THAT TOO

[@placeholderdoe]

I heard this great quote once,”Any food is healthier than no food.” You matter, feed yourself

[@mxrdslxg]

Crazy that people will just listen to someone saying cringy stuff and embracing ED, and go “oh yeah, she’s right, that seems healthy”. Don’t you have your own head on your shoulders? Common sense? Logic? Ability to judge and filter information? Jesus Christ. It’s either teenage girls, or just really lost in life people who agree with shit like that, I assume.

[@myblacklab7]

Y'know, I don't think you're necessarily wrong, but I think the story of how that girl became so weird might well be a very sad story. Survivors of serious trauma often appear to be needlessly aggressive, etc.

[@reign_issue]

im literally actively anorexic and even i wouldnt say that bs. ginger ale and cigarettes all the way /j

[@wowitslena]

OH MY GOS SHES THE "I'm skinny, I'm winning, and all you bitches are ugly" GIRL NO WAY SHE LITERALLY MADE THAT SONG

[@hannaharellano6862]

i was looking for a comment like this! i cant believe she made it !!😂

[@mossdeep]

I KNOW THAT SONG MINI-TRENDED FOR LIKE A MONTH OR TWO

[@guineapigdance3338]

Song what song? I heard shit

[@rudeTXTmoa]

I'm ur 700th like

[@baileyyh72]

that song just played and the skip button has never looked more attractive 🤺

[@excuseyou7198]

Lol I’m pretty sure the first guy’s original goal wasn’t to convince people that he’s a vampire, but when people thought he’s was serious, he just went with it.

[@trustme-8058]

I think he wants to look “hot” or something smh 🤦‍♀️

[@ami2474]

Tbh it seems like he was just tryna see how far he could go with it from his overall attitude and tone and stuff, especially in the video where he "shows off" his fangs, eyes, and speedwalking

[@brutus3631]

nah hes just roleplaying, there's a lot of people who roleplay on TikTok like that

[@trustme-8058]

@@brutus3631 right but why would the comments say “I’m starting to believe you” or stuff like that, I mean atleats he should tell them it’s edited because some people are just that dumb

[@brutus3631]

@@trustme-8058 i mean it's still views for him, those people are just easy to convince and it's not his fault that they took his obvious skits as truth

[@joesterstudios]

The fact Craig was the girl who started the “Coronavirus challenge” last year is not surprising at all

[@maddieerin6520]

OMFG I- YOURE RIGHT I JUST REALIZED

[@imakebadvideos]

The coronavirus challenge?

[@vittoria6402]

The what

[@Ghost_Token]

@@vittoria6402 he talks about it in the video

[@maddieerin6520]

@@imakebadvideos you’ll see

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

Her social media presence is literally just a one-person reality show: playing a crazy unhinged character and then never telling the audience that it's an act. This is just the social media version of reality TV.

[@cassieandchloe1]

I 100% agree it's an act.

[@j19838]

“Vampires aren’t real” Sounds like something a vampire would say....

[@lynnismad6747]

Idk Danny’s kinda sus ngl

[@huh6449]

g r e g s u s

[@j19838]

@@lynnismad6747 yes big sus

[@j19838]

@@huh6449 S U P E R S U S

[@lynnismad6747]

@@huh6449 but aren’t we Greg?

[@paintthebook5777]

Danny: “Vampires aren’t real” Also Danny: Has a vampire dad

[@postmasterspecific]

His dad is immortal but doesn’t have enough time to be with his kids

[@BubbleMuffin]

paler than a motherfukin overcast sky

[@lazyken6468]

He doesn’t believe his dad is real. Must be adopted

[@-shinynovy]

Lmao😭😭

[@ARse-ko7lz]

exactly what i wanted to comment😂

[@medium.kahuna]

Danny: "Vampires don't exist" His dad: *_Literally a vampire_*

[@CalvinKool-Aid]

He’s also a mafia boss

[@CalvinKool-Aid]

Cuts him checks, then he’s lost in the sauce

[@CalvinKool-Aid]

Gave him an arbitrary job cause he had no skills

[@CalvinKool-Aid]

Nepotism got him making them bills

[@smokkey9225]

@@CalvinKool-Aid Did he mention he can't die? Paler then a motherfuckin' overcast sky only comin' out at night

[@adzdrawss]

11:54 she’s basically saying. “me a, random disrespectful person online, is being talked about less than a spreading epidemic that’s killing people. ITS ABSURD” she’s a concept of a person fr

[@otakuworld22]

"I was getting annoyed that Corona was getting more publicity than me." *Craig, there's people that are dying.*

[@JessicaSterling]

underrated comment

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

Well they can’t get Instagram followers anymore so who cares right /s

[@emmestein]

Feels like Craig could murder someone for clout.

[@crackhead8683]

Hi I’m your 1k!!!

[@dingodog711]

@@emmestein probably

[@lampshark]

“I’m gonna call her Craig” Christ, that’s the biggest diss anyone could receive by Danny

[@hazemhesham6115]

Ohhh.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@isaamaandaa]

beware craigs.

[@mycats290]

@@isaamaandaa Craig why Craig’s

[@isaamaandaa]

@@mycats290 shit the s was a typo sorry.

[@lampshark]

@@isaamaandaa Hey, screw you, you got me for a second with your username lol, I really thought for a second someone replied to me before the internet was invented

[@ihatetwinks99]

skinny legend anthem has been my morning alarm for years now. it jolts me awake because im always scrambling to shut it off. the sheer terror wakes me up every time.

[@rayvonistired]

Craig looks like she would wear foundation 7 shade's too dark and then say she has a "really aggressive tan"

[@mileskerr4125]

She would say that in the winter time and when its cloudy with no sun out Edit: thanks for 70 likes

[@faithbrown3234]

Yeah or should would say I have mental problems you shouldn't believe me as an excuse 🤣

[@cherri.likethefruit]

“i’m 1/32 black on my dad’s side”

[@emiliachabik1205]

@@cherri.likethefruit "and so I am 100% allowed to say the n-word"

[@Pokefan220195]

That girl reminds me of a very good quote: "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

[@superstellarhere]

Honestly

[@GA_131]

Neither does licking a toilet seat

[@nithidesikan6458]

“you seem as if u like to talk. I like to let ppl who like to talk talk, so I can see how full of shit they r” - Jackie Chan 1998 in rush hour 1

[@potaters3009]

The whole of tiktok reminds me of that

[@froggycheckers]

Pffft I have to start saying that now, it fits so perfectly in this situation

[@CotySchwabe]

Vampires don’t exist is EXACTLY what a vampire would say...

[@brunonaiz]

Danny always looked this young, doesn't really age...Just saying

[@akkinda]

@@brunonaiz you both are onto something

[@neeharika422]

Ya… I wanna be a vampire

[@Kopivm]

His dad is a vampire, a rich one at that

[@shrxvxni07]

@@brunonaiz hollup-

[@vaishnavisingh4452]

Craig got arrested for flashing the dublin-new york portal. Crazy

[@powerfulgamer1379]

yep...

[@laurenpelto325]

The lore of this girl is absolutely insane

[@soupsy4606]

​@@laurenpelto325shes just someone who is constantly doing everything she possibly can for attention, its honestly kinda sad

[@StormySnowyNights]

​@@soupsy4606 and disgusting

[@L0rdOfThePies]

THAT WAS ALSO HER??

[@marieritchie3128]

my worry is that craig looks exactly like every single white girl i’ve ever seen on instagram so her face easily forgettable

[@proserpinabringerofdeath5935]

i literally forgot what Craig’s real name was. thats. thats how forgettable she is. and i watched so her dr phil video.

[@a_lexybee]

you think she's that forgettable, the principal was walking around school one day (story behind this: my lab partner had to go to the nurse for some reason and the principal saw her leave to go to the nurse) and said "Go back to class!" when the girl sitting at the table next to mine left to go to the bathroom, why? Because they both have long, wavy, blond hair and they're both in athletics so they both had an athletics backpack with them

[@lucidfangirl1030]

@Marine Chuop-Mourareau same

[@mystory3998]

@@a_lexybee what? What

[@eee8891]

@@a_lexybee now im curious what’s the story

[@senatorarmstrong7168]

She is acting more like a child, than an actual child

[@WalkmanAndCigarettes]

Don't disrespect my little cousin, she acts like a kid and acts nothing like this

[@isakayyik966]

You can also say that about redditors

[@lorenkaniok3235]

@@isakayyik966 waw shots fired

[@JaliceTheShort]

Damn right she is

[@melody-cn3wk]

I as a child, am sadly offended

[@Sheparddd15]

“It’s better to have people think you’re an idiot than open your mouth and have everyone know.” -My grandad

[@africancouscous]

Nice

[@africancouscous]

OUR granddad

[@silver4168]

wow.

[@miriammaaravi9357]

Oh hey my grandad used to say that too. Maybe grandads are a hive mind.

[@lakinmarie]

SMART MANNN ‼️

[@bagelcatinator8243]

Danny is just so adamant that vampires aren’t real because he’s trying to hide the fact that he is one. I mean, you guys saw him run really fast just then, right? There is no other explanation for this.

[@ZeXiOn26]

plus he doesn't visibly age - he's been 13 years old his entire life

[@KaiKatasukii]

"i was really annoyed that corona was getting more publicity than me" miss girl there is a worldwide pandemic, u have 200,000+ followers on a website thats less popular than twitter

[@bayan8532]

Imagine thinking you’re more relevant than an illness that caused mass panic and death world wide 💀

[@englishatheart]

You*

[@KaiKatasukii]

@@englishatheart girl this is the internet i have an anime profile picture do u really think im gonna use proper grammar

[@beekinddd]

@@KaiKatasukii NOT THE ANIME PFP PLEASE AJJDHDHD

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

@@KaiKatasukii 😂😂

[@Flopfist]

The worst thing is that there are so many people that are just like her

[@riskyy2657]

*OMG no way i think i Danny Gonzalez channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link THIS IS LEGIT* kzbin.info/www/bejne/roHbmHlqgMSbbck

[@yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f]

@@riskyy2657 OMG bro I didn't know you totally didn't just copy and paste this

[@she17_she]

@@riskyy2657 I believe you!

[@mothmanasscheek8637]

@@riskyy2657 man if I ever see u irl I'm gonna take away ur commenting rights

[@noahbalboa41-33]

Geez everyone hates risky for being sarcastic

[@megfisher9830]

shes the kind of girl who will legally change her name to some celebrity’s name so she believes everyone is talking about her

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

shhh don't give crag any ideas

[@chandranapier2259]

Malignant narcissism is one hell of a drug.

[@gracekim1998]

So she’ll change her name to Corona😬

[@spiritualdanger]

She is the type of girl who would fake her entire identity off the most trendiest things

[@mollysministuff]

@@gracekim1998 Well, she is like a virus I don't want to be anywhere near.

[@binguseatshats]

- Granulated Sugar 1/3 Cup - Brown Sugar 1/2 Cup - Unsalted Melted Butter 1/2 Cup - Vanilla Extract 1 Teaspoon - Salt 1/2 Teaspoon - 1 Large Egg (Room Temperature) - All Purpose Flour 1 And 1/2 Cup - Baking Soda 1/2 Teaspoon - Chocolate Chips 1/2 Cup

[@Camsvfx_]

Pretty good. 7/10

[@LemonHead992]

Lmao I tried this and it was pretty good

[@PunkIsNotDeadITSTHRIVING]

chocolate chip cookies recipe jumpscare

[@massivel]

so no baking instructions??

[@lethetcsm]

where's the method?

[@Shoob-k5u]

The honesty of not calling them “diet teas” is so refreshing tbh

[@Fortheloveofbon]

Yesssss like there is no long term benefits unless you’re like, lactose intolerant lmao it’s such an unhealthy lifestyle to encourage from a mental health standpoint

[@randimatthews8092]

Even admitting it could take 10 years off her life but she doesnt care. At least shes honest

[@pyrrhicvictoly]

Her making a song about laxative teas honestly got a chuckle out of me. Just from that, I'm pretty sure she was meant to be a troll character who parodied clout chasers but spiraled out of control.

[@ambercrawford7914]

the only thing people don’t believe on tiktok is when Danny tries a new disguise

[@fairlysleepy]

LMFAOOO that's so true

[@king_sam7433]

lmao

[@siadraws2143]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@swagittarius5748]

That sent me 😂😂💀

[@lilybarger7670]

LITERALLY THE SECOND I SAW HIS LAST DISGUISE I KNEW IT WAS HIM SO FAST

[@theaterbee191]

"My fangs are non- retractable. They come out when I want" Doesn't that mean they are retractable!?

[@sp4ceb4rr]

I WAS CONFUSED ABOUT THAT TOO that sus :I

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

@@sp4ceb4rr SUS?!

[@Joe-zg9eq]

@@benjaminschmitt1562 AMOGUS

[@whatthetrend8323]

No they’re not retractable he can just retract them

[@cinnamonium_]

@Dylan Vuorinen i read dio brando lol

[@pbnjennis]

they all forget her because she looks like every other girl on tiktok

[@chicanoproletarian]

@NO INTERNET lmao same

[@Isabelw3]

SMAEEEEEEEEEE

[@kayleecaca]

I literally knew about the dr phil episode, toilet thing, song, and the new rumor and I thought those were all different people lmao I didnt know it was her

[@Clover2a4688]

who? for future comments. yes. this is a joke

[@helloworld2784]

😂🤣

[@kaileyanne4839]

She literally acts like the ‘mean popular girl’ trope in like Disney channel shows

[@hazemkaram7111]

Ohhh.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@hid3f_]

@@hazemkaram7111 can you not?

[@Orpheus_224]

@@hid3f_ bots never stop

[@panpanmonday3585]

Oh I geuss Disney is accurate well shit

[@jaimeleschats5543]

@@riskyy2657 i want to know what this link is but i don't want to click on it.

[@pinetree1767]

"I could compel you but I won't" is literally the same argument that a five year-old said to me when he told me he was God and he could fly but he "didn't feel like it" so he had no proof

[@kai_maceration]

I think when he says "I could compel you" he means he could use his vampire mind control powers on you, like a Jedi mind trick. I'm pretty sure that's a vampire thing.

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

@@kai_maceration what Pine Tree meant was that he says he could do something but won't, meaning he has no proof, regardless of what the thing is.

[@kai_maceration]

@@echo_is_probably_sleeping oh yeah you could be right, sorry no matter how hard I try my reading comprehension is still shit lol

[@fart63]

I believe him

[@TheCinnamonBunz]

@@fart63 really?

[@theperyton9895]

Craig seems like the kind of person to kill someone and then get mad that the victims family is getting more attention than her.

[@clementine5518]

*Corona virus or not, that's utterly disgusting for anyone to lick a toilet.*

[@rubesdubes]

she wishes she was Sasha Gray

[@joeypowers1434]

But she bleached it. So it’s ok.

[@introvertedcrow]

I don't think toilet seats are even a way of getting corona lmao

[@depressed_af3763]

Thank you for telling me . I'm only 3 minutes in and I'm eating .

[@aguy5348]

@@introvertedcrow it is but ok

[@jenemben]

Craig: This pandemic sucks because no one is covering my song ... People are dying, Craig

[@Syphrilyn]

Lol Craig sounds insane, shes treating coronavirus like its a human being thats getting alot of attention in school, and craig is like Reginia from mean girls, and that their like school rivals.

[@stormywolfhowls]

Ya CrAiG she sounds like some from mean girls or something

[@riverdaisy4215]

And she’s bout to die from dehydration or cardiac arrest if she keeps abusing those laxative teas and adderall

[@evm7368]

@Yamagzchi please don't look her up, it's what she wants

[@whats_ur_damage7879]

@@Syphrilyn i know this is irrelevant but... veronica from mean girls? who is that

[@kaylababcock7175]

Danny: “vampires... aren’t real” Me: but........ vampire dad...

[@makemyearfquake]

Omfg...... NO

[@rhubarbdude3347]

_so that was a fucking lie_

[@lily-up3jy]

so rich vampire dad... isn't real?..

[@Serena_724]

*Those bastards lied to me...*

[@roxyd3772]

vampire dad: baby im not even here 🙈 im a hallucination 🙈

[@spooks4360]

i appreciate danny for not actually showing her tiktok or instagram, its very common for sick people to be given more attention, any kind of publicity for her, good or bad, is enabling

[@WalkerScott]

Danny is just jealous he's not the only vampire anymore.

[@Fengsuave_]

Lies

[@skullchimes]

waiiiiiit, no wonder he looks so young

[@grilledcheese5000]

No, he's jealous his dad isn't the only vampire any more

[@samanthagreen459]

lol

[@lovids8704]

this is the second time he has tried to convince us that he's not a vampire, so he might as well be red cause he's hella sus

[@ananyamahapatra3128]

"my song is going viral right now" "no one is covering it" ?

[@eee8891]

“viral”

[@blue.-flowerr.-]

Ok ok. WHY would anyone want to cover her song. Like. WHY and HOW?!

[@gigabossbitch]

Yeah... what?

[@mitskily8960]

Yeah- it’s confusing

[@yuki97kira]

Fox szn is a better artist

[@maddyt9894]

Am I hearing this wrong? Did he say "fangs, NOT retractable. They come out when I want." ?? Like...how cats have claws that come out when they want? Called retractable claws??? boi wat

[@bartsimpson1792]

Ikr

[@sillysenti]

No, cats don't have retractable claws?? *they come out when they want*

[@coffeemaker4954]

i wondered that too, but i thought that i just didnt understand fully what retractable meant, lol

[@epicboxx3838]

@Judy Mwanzo that was good 🤣

[@thakurshikhahere]

His fangs are protractable not retractable

[@Bread-_]

I love how people believe the one where his skin starts burning when he goes outside ( 3:53 ) when he showed in other videos of himself going outside without his skin burning-

[@SSukram_]

Technically moonlight is reflected sunlight, but they don't burn in moonlight, so the sunlight isn't lethal to them and they just pretend 🤷. The first books and stories of vampires never mentioned them burning in the day, only becoming weaker anyway

[@Bread-_]

@@SSukram_I- That’s true. I never noticed lol

[@dxfcgvbhj]

​@@SSukram_humans when you put them in warm water 😊 Humans when you put them in boiling water 💀 You can justify moonlight not burning them if you so desire

[@goots4616]

She's the girl who's mean to the protagonist of whatever's trending on Wattpad right now

[@mariachisolm6838]

So true

[@mushishroom3563]

I don’t think anyone can explain how true this is.

[@Esteria]

YES

[@fcknhorrible2851]

BRUH

[@hotmess_express5060]

JUNKO

[@dilshaniweragama1101]

Her parents: mY cHiLd iS fInE >> Sir, your child made a song about laxative teas :/

[@mariejimenez3694]

I thought on the Dr Phil episode her parents hate her because she blows all their money 😂

[@itzslayr1435]

2:38 Well that went dark very fast

[@suspiciouslyeditz8251]

2k likes 2 reply’s-

[@mr.nuggem8052]

Minecraft is fun I play version 1.16

[@mr.nuggem8052]

Hahahahaha

[@darwinxu4192]

next time teacher tells me CITE YOUR SOUCRES me: trust me

[@peskypigeonx]

You seem like a trustworthy person

[@caki4695]

@@peskypigeonx Ikr! They can go "Hey kid you want some candy?" And I'm already in that white van with pitch black tinted windows only in the back

[@fangal12]

You have to add "I promiss" otherwise people won't know you're legit

[@mateenhajii]

u gotta say “i promiss”

[@kindricmcleod9073]

@@fangal12 c ok no gg job g video

[@janjanbinks1710]

Craig is like all of the seven deadly sins in one person Maybe except gluttony I guess but pride, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, lust

[@HavysHibiscusTea]

Gluttony for laxative teas

[@tabithaalphess2115]

Gluttony is just over-indulgence, not necessarily excessive eating, so it can be included in the list

[@Crushinski]

​@@tabithaalphess2115yeah she's a glutton for fame

[@avannii.]

ava louise

[@lynternet]

i’m too high rn to come up w it but there’s def an argument for gluttony. i think her clout chasing is it

[@ElloItsSmee]

This woman has the least memorable face I swear to god

[@clarebearpostema57]

Honestly fr tho, like after this video if I saw her face again id just say "oh, its another annoying basic lip filling b" (no hate to ppl who get lip fillers, it just doesn't suit her)

[@ElloItsSmee]

It's been a week and I can't remember who I was talking about. So obviously I was correct I think.

[@tjltl]

danny isnt a woman

[@froggycheckers]

@@ElloItsSmee Pause and click this timestamp: 9:34 it's this girl, and I have to agree. Edit: You get a better look at her here: 13:28

[@ebsolsbeerbottle3002]

All blondes look the same

[@defiantaichi]

She’s the poster child for narcissism.

[@eoincampbell1584]

Poor Narcissus, he's been replaced.

[@ducks4rent]

@@eoincampbell1584 Narcissus, who narcissism was _named_ after, has been out Narcissus-ed.

[@JasonBason]

Girl was mad that a GLOBAL PANDEMIC was more popular than her 😭😭😭

[@Yuunarichu]

She oddly looks like the Olsen twins..

[@femcelfootjob]

narcissus would tell that girl to get a life

[@riddlehanjimono]

“My eyes?” *looks into light* “Yeah, they glow” So there’s this thing called reflection-

[@residentkane]

@Rafi Dwiputra Daniswara his viewers don't know a lot of things, it seems.

[@adrien3703]

But can he…. ✨sparkle✨

[@emilytalerman3567]

@@adrien3703 nah nah that’s what fake vampires do don’t believe the twilight hype

[@ml.makenna]

@@emilytalerman3567 and i mean if we're going off of vampire diaries (so just completely ignore this if you're not lol)... the vamps eyes don't glow; werewolves' do but they glow gold. unless they're a hybrid but we ain't getting that fancy lmao.

[@Jevon177]

I mean he's not doing any harm and seems to be having fun. I say we just leave him be.

[@victoriabrown6561]

It's hard to believe Craig is a troll but part of me thinks she has to be. She's leaned so far into the "dumb mean girl you hated in high school" trope it's like she's a caricature of herself at this point

[@DA11AZ]

That one dude who's named Greg who watches danny must feel like the king of the world

[@ona512]

One greg? We're all greg

[@DA11AZ]

I'm saying that 1 dude who real name is Greg must feel like the king of the world

[@kip4833]

@@DA11AZ You seem to miss the point. *We .* *Are .* *All .* *Greg .*

[@Rirky]

We are all Greg.

[@Bobert27]

Hey greg

[@thelegitsam8473]

Lolz she's literally the most famous not famous person ever. Ive seen her everywhere and not once recognized her

[@mr.alpaca382]

exactly! she just has the generic white girl face. I still don't think I could recognize her after watching this video

[@cocoroach_ok]

I mean I knew her, she's Craig

[@hollyx5772]

what I learned here is that you should just be wary any time you see a generic looking blonde girl saying anything at any time cause you’ll never know when it’s her

[@mai5261]

@@hollyx5772 at first I read that and was like “nonono I’m not stupid I swear” then realized I don’t talk to anyone

[@hollyx5772]

@@mai5261 lmao you sound trustworthy then

[@Snooznoo]

She isn't local to anywhere. She's a one dimensional being, she exists in time but not space.

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

Adderall is love.

[@mimistardust3915]

@@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 Adderall is life.

[@matty_daddy]

She’s local to the streets

[@gracevinson2123]

She acts like shes so famous but she isn't even verified on tiktok

[@whytho8856]

yeah and i saw the toilet tiktok last yer but do you think i recognized her when i saw the scandal tiktok? no, and tbh i don't even know her name😂

[@honeylemonadearts8852]

@@whytho8856 I didn't even know she was the toilet girl till everyone was like "isn't this the toilet girl"

[@beastofbussycreek]

I literally didn't know who she was until this video. I didn't even know about the toilet thing

[@SofiaYasmin]

She's not verified on the eyes of God either

[@angrynoodletwentyfive6463]

she is a crackpot... that's why.

[@mariac4127]

The audacity of Craig to look right in Dr. Phil’s face and say “first of all, I had way dirtier things in my mouth that whole spring break…” Damn.

[@keriwarren7029]

Her parents must be so proud

[@jeffle0n]

@@keriwarren7029 oh boy, they sure are!

[@thereoc]

And pick up a car

[@aperson3269]

this is the kinda girl all men like

[@__tadpole__8195]

@@aperson3269 did you forget about gay people?

[@Atar.comm01]

Just the way that the girl speaks you can tell she’s trying to get people to get mad at her

[@moniboo523]

Can we just ignore her 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@juzahyodo3706]

@@moniboo523 RIGHT! Why tf are people giving this idiots attention?

[@adiabest960]

so agree and i think thats bc she sees mad=jealous

[@maddymooo]

I agree. She chants that she's hot and such. However, she's destroying herself from the inside. She won't be pretty in a decade or two with all the drug use and partying she's doing.

[@Jacksxb]

11:56 his face perfectly characterized how sad this girl is

[@tianasao]

I still can't tell if Craig is playing a character or if that's her real personality unlike the vampire guy who's just trying to bring awareness to his vampire heritage 😔

[@hazemhesham6115]

Ohhh.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@trashwizard6361]

what kind of a "character" is this supposed to be, bro? She's straight up disrespectful and pathetic

[@sansrevoker8346]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKDGY5qrnbyefas

[@tayyang2265]

@@trashwizard6361 the straight up disrespectful and pathetic character

[@Tw0Dots]

@@tayyang2265 lmao YEAH

[@thethirdhobo3034]

When Craig said “I’m funny” I laughed so hard bc I thought she was joking.

[@josuelara9196]

Ikr lmao

[@alikirb]

you shouldnt have laughed cause that just proves to her that she's funny

[@Tjbeach20]

Is it a lie or is it true

[@panapple1499]

Would that be a double negative

[@saenahunny.]

@@alikirb oh-

[@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades]

"I'd rather die hot than live ugly" At this rate, you're gonna get that wish granted.

[@tmuchinfo9671]

T2 ending with John Connor smiling demonically while she suffers in lava.

[@Kiwismith-ti7ji]

Sir nighteye on his deathbed:

[@brian_Austin27]

They're going to die in lava aren't they

[@cynicalbutterscotch6581]

@@Kiwismith-ti7ji omg-

[@josie3221]

Implying that she’s hot in the first place lol

[@Rubberduckie3000]

Well, Craig's at it again. She just made headlines by flashing the NYC to Dublin portal.

[@ironfan998]

Yo no way, was it actually her? I heard it was just a random onlyfans girl

[@greatgrungustwo904]

@@ironfan998 it was

[@ironfan998]

@greatgrungustwo904 ok thank you

[@TheAsexualJellyBean]

"The teeth? Not retractable. They come out when I want them to." So they're retractable then?

[@Bane520]

Stolen

[@iamhavinganexistentialcris3917]

@@Bane520 it's the internet, no one cares anymore

[@spongy7426]

@@iamhavinganexistentialcris3917 I do

[@Bane520]

@@iamhavinganexistentialcris3917 I do aswell

[@elainedodd341]

@@Bane520 well most people dont

[@vivvls]

“vampires aren’t real” danny’s rich mafia boss vampire dad: 😔

[@Nayy.yrocks]

LMFAO

[@queenfalcon_101]

Best comment I swear! 🤣

[@The-Ultimate-Leader-Of-All]

LMAO

[@Your_mum_100]

Also Danny not ageing🥵💀

[@aldranzam3456]

He's a good son, hiding the truth for his dad-

[@charlieg3674]

His 'speed' looks like a little kid trying to to run fast by taking tiny, aggressive steps

[@hazemkaram7111]

Ohhh......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@miraculoustalesofobliviousness]

Gtfo u keep spamming this same comment

[@unknowndoowe]

@@miraculoustalesofobliviousness yeah its cringe like fortnite tiktok clans

[@riskyy2657]

*OMG no way i think i Danny Gonzalez channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link THIS IS LEGIT* kzbin.info/www/bejne/roHbmHlqgMSbbck

[@hid3f_]

@@riskyy2657 oh look another one

[@persephonekuinsey7255]

CRAIG HAS FLASHED THE NY/DUBLIN PORTAL

[@oddlynicole16]

I feel bad for Craig’s friends. Seems like they want her to do something meaningful with her life, but she would rather just spread rumors to gain social media fame.

[@S0me_SillyG00se]

Dang they deserve better if you ask me...

[@alastorbutwithagun]

and when they tell people she's lying she calls them clout chasers

[@juzahyodo3706]

@@alastorbutwithagun the hypocrisy makes no sense lmao

[@missserenity1090]

I know she wants attention but most of it is negative, it’s just so bizarre to me.

[@yawninglion1677]

@@missserenity1090 There's an old saying: "No Such Thing as Bad Publicity". Some people don't care as long as their name is in headlines.

[@sreyac2156]

This is Danny's way of telling Vampires are indeed real and that he is one.

[@hazemkaram7111]

Ohhh......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@yashmaniyar7768]

He doesn't age so there's that too

[@quincy2415]

“Vampires don’t exist” The vampire community: wouldn’t you like to know weather boy

[@fml8265]

SUPER underrated comment

[@flowercities]

the irony is that the weather boy meme was scripted

[@sneakyturtle2346]

No quincey...no

[@AlekaiCottontail4711]

@The Peanut Uh I think they mean this comment deserves more likes. Do you know what underrated means?

[@quincy2415]

Well I was cracking a joke about the subculture of vampires that’s out there. It’s actually pretty interesting and the people in it see vampirism as more of a lifestyle or spiritual thing than a biological thing. And by biological I mean the whole sharp teeth teeth, no sunlight, super speed thing. Some of them do claim to be vampires born with the biological need for blood, some get fangs to get more into role, some just live casually drinking a bit of blood. It’s pretty cool stuff!

[@KyleJustRuns]

Bro!! I had no idea you transitioned to this type of content. I used to LOVE your Vines (RIP 🙌) so I am happy to see that you’re doing well on YT. I have kept up with Cody Ko but most other viners sucked; you were one of the only good ones with legitimately funny content that you put a lot of effort into. Subscribed my brother! Here’s to you.

[@zwan8554]

That girl: “I tricked the entire world lol” every country that isn’t America or a small part of Britain and Canada:👁👄👁

[@disasterducky]

Australia who heard it but hardly fell for it because we honestly just didn't care if it was true or not and forgot about it pretty quickly: 👁️ ͜ 👁️

[@themusicaljunkie37]

Social media is not the whole world...

[@paulaklein7683]

It incredibly reached south america too

[@stinky9703]

she even tricked north korea

[@RomanaImperium]

👄 👁 👄

[@mariel7475]

"vampires aren't real" says the one who doesn't age

[@hayden9802]

Sus

[@leila-dh1ww]

underrated comment lmao

[@jenaostertag5250]

Kinda sus ngl...

[@dotmp4353]

I'm stealing that compliment thanks

[@elixaire5517]

I think he ages..down

[@jeruford]

I lost it when Danny started saying “I’m pooping” while looking completely panicked

[@sfr2107]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@CaptainsMorning]

His skits are so much better than the content he's reviewing lol I break out laughing every time😂

[@jemberlou]

10:22

[@supersecretstuffs]

The “he’s a boy and…..he’s not wearing a shirt…..or he is and he’s just wearing it wrong” got me🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@teagannam]

“I’d rather die hot than live ugly” HOLY SHIT LADY ARE U OK

[@ServingOthers99]

narcissism is a helluva drug

[@sinanaldulaymi4103]

I guess she'll have a long sad life then

[@freshgreenjello6431]

That sounds like crippling body issues with extra steps....

[@ladystoneheart8155]

Being ugly is incredibly underrated. It forces you to, you know, develop a personality.

[@mnguyen5497]

@@ladystoneheart8155 your comment is the best

[@vastikaladelbarrio]

He's showing her face to beware of her, but she looks like everyone else. I couldn't pick her out-of a lineup.

[@mik3y448]

@@anythingandeverything5081 like anyone gives a shit lmao

[@ctrlqae]

@@anythingandeverything5081 I don’t think anyone cares

[@caprisunsess1753]

Oop and the person deleted their reply lol

[@caprisunsess1753]

@@elliepetry861 the girl's real name

[@ctrlqae]

@@caprisunsess1753 Lol

[@koibi_is_gaming]

“Hey, who is the girl that started this rumour?” “Oh, her name is *Craig.”*

[@lucasvalencia7923]

Can I speak to champ?

[@lisemagic208]

He didn’t blur her name when it was on Dr Phil’s giant screen 😂

[@ryoshii2070]

15:36 her tiktok user wasn't blurred there lol

[@CarrionMorris]

1000th like

[@Ironmaidenfan696]

We love a responsible king who doesn't promote assholes.

[@kittycup.]

let's just appreciate how he puts his sponsors at the end of the video so that we can skip it if we want

[@DylanLCutshall]

we’re still able to skip the sponsor segment even if it isn’t at the end? what are you on about?

[@SpacexSauce]

@@DylanLCutshalljust double tap the video and go forward? Tf lol

[@senaeu]

@@SpacexSauce Dylan was saying that the ad being at the end so you can skip it is no different than the ad being in the middle of the video and you can still skip it.

[@akiramakara2062]

Craig: "I'm iconic!" Greg: *I don't even know who you are.*

[@theartofmai281]

😂😂😂

[@justinyisundefeatable5222]

Ikr

[@UNWlTHERED]

@Donovan Daniels Yes, we need to stop her/them 😌 We need the Greg’s to take over the worlds 😄

[@batacumba]

Are we absolutely sure she’s not trolling us because the Dr. Phil interview makes me feel like this whole thing is an act. The laxative tea comment in particular just struck me as her pulling our legs.

[@emilydurkee8664]

IDK cuz she would do anything for attention

[@Emihasdreamstoo]

She is irresponsible and I don’t think she would have neither the patience or the brains to pull something like that out. She obviously doesn’t care about her image, so if this all was an act she would have already admitted that. She’s not fully crazy, she is just self-centered and immature and willing to do anything what it takes to be famous without feeling empathy. I’m not saying for sure, but to be she also seems narcissistic. Her friend was willing to turn their back on her and unveil her lies, probably fed up with all the lying she does. At that point I don’t think she is a misunderstood person. Like the person above me said, she is shitty either way

[@Emihasdreamstoo]

She does things for only clout, but she doesn’t lie about that either. She doesn’t pretend to be anything else, she is just a person willing to go into extreme lengths to get clout. Maybe in a way that makes her a troll, just remember that she doesn’t seem like a responsible empathic person either way

[@tinybabybug]

im like 99% sure she’s trolling and everyones just too blind to see it LMAO i feel like it’s so obvious

[@overbeb]

I call people like her "honest liars". She's pretty up-front that she's a clout demon and she'll do just about any underhanded tactic to achieve it.

[@maya7831]

PLOT TWIST- Danny is the vampire, and he's pissed off at the fake vamp.

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

@Heyo 🤔🤔🤔

[@lucyw5821]

That’s why he never ages look at him

[@batyalivni3577]

Duh he's Vampire Dad

[@willowThe_Tree]

True.. He ages backwards- hm. . . 🤔🤔🤔

[@Broccolie]

“Pissed of”

[@whydididothatoops]

why was “free laxative teas” the FIRST THING SHE SAID WHYYYY

[@dej01]

like she's bragging about being dragged into probably a pyramid scheme

[@radlee974]

Oh my GOD. Why did I think she was talking about free laxative T-SHIRTS until I read your comment?!?! Fuck I’m dumb. (And, no, it didn’t make any sense to me.)

[@SwedePotato314]

Cuz she's a troll

[@whydididothatoops]

@@radlee974 you’re not dumb 😂 that’s hilarious omg

[@cpotisch]

@@SwedePotato314 Yup.

[@angiep251]

It's actually impressive how self aware she is

[@wherearetheturtles69]

she’s literally THE chick at every high school who only cares about popularity and drama and thinks everyone wants to be her lmao I can’t

[@beanus7394]

and everyone but her three friends despise her

[@MichaelAndIchael]

@Claire Murphy More like - Danny, everyone who saw this video, and everyone who saw the tik tok.. (So pretty much everyone on earth except herself and her like 2 friends)

[@bloop4527]

@yassi jass are you okay?

[@Michael4Times]

I bet she used to be named lily and would manipulate her best friends into almost getting arrested and she didn’t care and she only hangs out with homophobic racist idiots

[@MochaFur1]

@@beanus7394 I bet her three friends don't even like her, they just want popularity without her

[@rambunctiousraptor]

Speaking as a former 13 y/o girl, 13 y/o girls want vampires to be real so bad it takes 0 convincing. Insist you’re a vampire long enough and they will low-key halfway believe you until they grow out of it

[@raiden8929]

So um. Quick question. How do you not be a former 13 year old girl if you are female and over the age of 13. I'm asking for a vampire

[@Pulstar232]

@@NoahDaDudeBroMan I mean if we go by traditional vampire rules they can't enter your house unless you invite them in.

[@gabrielas142]

@@raiden8929 that's the joke

[@raiden8929]

@@gabrielas142 shut up, no one named Gabrielle is smart

[@Kveldred]

I'm a rich old man who pays young women to let me transfuse some of their blood my way for a short-lived hint of returned youthful vitality; does that count?