This Dude Really Wants You To Punch Him

It's the newest fad on Instagram: being super loud and obnoxious in public!
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KZbin, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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[@sethblack7413]

Imagine just hangin out with your besties, and in the distance, you hear “I MEAN IF SIMON SAY SO” and someone runs up to you, picks you up, and throws you in the van.

[@prisoner9993]

one can only dream

[@sanjanaishas2096]

prisoner 99 is your username actually you in this scenario

[@ajsteenkamp3070]

Wouldnt know always on the outher side of the equation

[@kmac291]

Simon is the mafia boss

[@YourMom-wn2iy]

@@kmac291 lmao now everything makes sense

[@maddymaeee]

Him: “Smash or punch?” Me: “Restraining order”

[@natprobbb]

nah I chose shoot

[@IndianaBones027]

I chose Super Mario Maker 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@shartnugget2260]

Goldgaming27 wat

[@IndianaBones027]

@@shartnugget2260 yes

[@KAGAMINERIZZ]

@@shartnugget2260 Kokichi-

[@zacharygendreau6470]

This is just being a public nuisance and committing sexual assault with extra steps

[@heckinghummus2863]

Basically

[@seasonalsnap3846]

No no it’s ok cuz it’s just a prank

[@jojoe3247]

Well Simon says so

[@boiledrat]

- SeasonalSnap - me: kills half of the universe also me: its ok it was a prank the judge: understandable have a great day

[@boiledrat]

Alice Bravo i am too sorry if i seemed rude 😅

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

Imboxboy woefully misinterpreted the comments telling him that his videos needed a punch line

[@daemondoodles]

underrated comment

[@justasmltwngir1732]

beautiful

[@dragon_heart_born98]

It is a tragedy

[@L1CHEN_12]

underrated

[@omorifan58]

he is the punchline

[@lemonlime2922]

Imagine breaking into Danny's house and hearing: "OH MY GOD HE'S DOING IT! HE'S WET! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO WET!"

[@dobby8596]

LemonLime lollll

[@jordan3769]

LemonLime yeah fuck robbing that house

[@toshinoriyagi6263]

Ya I heard him saying that as I broke in to steal him but I heard that and I just left

[@cheesecheese6950]

the 6'9 elf peanut I killed santa You were trying go steal Danny?

[@christianplayzgames56]

They might join in

[@nadinejones8839]

I’m waiting for the entire room to be filled with nutcracker men

[@Emily-kd2zv]

You just made me laugh so fucking hard holy shit

[@Gnue.i]

I love 💖 your pfp

[@owo6430]

Nadine Jones more like Nadine Johnny

[@miro___]

me too, I expect a new one with every new video

[@bericdengler4333]

THE INVASION HAS BEGUN

[@asowatavizio4545]

Him: Kiss or Punch? That one guy: Shoot

[@amjadnidzam7944]

With what is the question

[@certifiedbasicbee]

Sh00t

[@thenightcritter8011]

He is definitely America

[@martinmamadaliev2300]

Let me fucking kick at your face

[@KAGAMINERIZZ]

@@asowatavizio4545 they arent talking about you lmao 🤦‍♂️

[@epicboxx3838]

Danny’s look of Genuine Horor was hilarious during the “GET WET!” scene

[@Silliestbilly25]

I've never seen such an expression of raw primal fear.

[@hochimane6535]

"Your honor, Simon said so" "Understandable, you're free to go"

[@jkirk6418]

*Its Greg or nothing!*

[@lifeisntallrainbows8185]

666 like lol also great comment lol

[@videogamemusic2962]

Judge: This man is on trial for murder of the Queen! Lawyer: My name is Simon and I say he is innocent. Judge: *WELL IF SIMON SAY SO*

[@blackwillow482]

Simon says shoot the president "I mEaN iF sImOn SaYs So..."

[@leonardogiron4428]

This comment is so unordinary lol

[@mepnet]

( *BANG* )

[@caseym4007]

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[@ilikesprite108]

True though I guess you can say Simon is a real joker

[@nickseda5371]

Simon says the time has come, execute order 66 "I mean if Simon says so."

[@dapperdapper3902]

"Do you get naked every time you scream?" Imagine the horror movies..

[@mollyfromacnh9973]

Then it’s turn into a very inappropriate movie if someone was in the movie with their crush..

[@Sharmz1]

@‎ lmao shots being fired at psycho

[@doodledevore4374]

@@Sharmz1 or Friday the 13th... or Halloween... My Bloody Valentine... Prowler...

[@loomiuxx]

Ima just say- s p l o o n

[@ninjaboy6927]

Wtf

[@KP-su2em]

the way absolutely nobody held back on those punches is killing me

[@TatumBorealis]

"If you're friends with an Instagram prankster..." Why? Why are you still their friend?

[@wyattdobson]

For clout.. obviously

[@halo7737]

No but... Why would you do that Why?

[@purple5506]

If you’re friends with an Instagram prankster *stop that*

[@mm-gy5ir]

Why would anyone be friends with a viner?

[@AnimeHeart99]

MY NAME IS ALSO TATUM

[@lepie6843]

Imagine you’ve just gone for a long run with you’re friends, you’re chatting with them, having a good time, and you just hear “IF SIMON SAYS SO!” And you see a man running at you at sonic speeds to carry you into his basement for the rest of your life.

[@Rhyxelz]

well if I'm the one imagining it then I can kick him in the shins

[@chloe.ndir1]

i would move to the side like 😐🧍🏾‍♀️

[@bizzar3543]

I would accept my fate because if it is simon giving the order then my fate is sealed

[@-CaptainRavioli]

@@bizzar3543 agreed

[@hornetisvoider]

I can't do anything simon simply can't be reasoned with

[@KaitieSnook]

the nutcrackers... they're *multiplying*

[@iwannabewindowmaker944]

Lol

[@blurry1025]

kaitiesnook true

[@vxhmn]

I SCREAMED OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT

[@thegamingchicken3994]

Mani

[@lilfrry3731]

kaitiesnook no they are adding

[@validark]

"What are you, gay?" Is really funny when a gay person says it to another gay person, often over literally anything but sexual/romantic orientation "Hey could you pass me that cup?" - "what are you, gay?"

[@suugiart]

_"[sobbing]_ My dog died...!" "What are you, gay?"

[@NaturalSelection_]

“Yo will you toss me that pen?” “What are you gay?” *proceeds to chuck pen with the force of 1000 suns*

[@damianmroczny]

FRR like i literally have a bf and when he says " i love you " i sometimes tell him " thats gay " 💀

[@bubblegum-leaf]

I used to have a partner who I would do this too all the time. We aren’t together now- 💀

[@MK6ULTRA9]

my bf and i do shit like this all the time. "i love you" "gay"

[@MadelinexPendleton]

let’s together not

[@ashr8140]

Let's together sad

[@ray-ur4eb]

i really love peridot AW HELL NAW

[@semimimina]

let’s together copyright

[@alyssa2x]

Kawaii Avocado original lyrics lol

[@nadia-if2qy]

let's together stop

[@sunshinerose2603]

I hope that as we get closer to Christmas a new little nutcracker guy joins the background with each video, like vlogmas, but more unsettling

[@laurenh390]

Sunshine Rose i legit thought this when i was looking at them in the beginning of the video😭😭💀

[@emilyvalchack]

And the day of Christmas Danny is one himself

[@jessicagallagher3537]

Ya that's probably what's happening

[@thediamondpotato4933]

Thats a good idea, Sunshine Rose

[@moffinator.]

That’s a good idea lmfao.

[@winstonrweber]

Please, never stop covering the music. It makes their terrible content actually funny. I'm sitting in an airport and getting confused looks from my wife for giggling after hearing you half-heartedly cover Oops I Did it Again.

[@dissectedmarshmallow7432]

Lowkey wholesome

[@renolta1365]

We have the same last name Winston 🙂

[@humanwithpotatos304]

lmao

[@Everettalla]

@@renolta1365 This is the most wholesome “reply section” I think I’ve ever seen. Scratch that, it just is the most wholesome community, ever.

[@renolta1365]

@@Everettalla yeah lol

[@_essiethelow_7330]

5:10 Danny: "She does look like vaguely into it..." Subtitles: "GREG GREG GREG"

[@TheDemonicMushroom]

Wait fr-

[@fishture]

GREG

[@HeyItsIDK]

LMAO good catch😂

[@cait2cool]

punch punch punch “shoot” *danny just casually goes back to talking*

[@santaslefttoe1797]

Just a random comment

[@shayeliza]

12:15

[@Random-sk6hm]

ehh we were all thinking it

[@hannastone8303]

dont forget "lemme fking kick u in the face"

[@Sanas_Shy_Language]

I like that everyone glossed over the fact that during the Simon says get wet that they just straight up humped each other? Like, that made my heart stop- it scared the shit out of me. What would you even do if you saw that in public? Just stand there and watch? Run away? Idek...

[@SpookiePookie999]

This is the comment I was looking for💀

[@AspiringCrybaby2018]

Sana’s Shy Language if I saw that I’d probably back away, cause I don’t want my back to them, and I definitely don’t wanna walk closer to them.

[@fallenflame1940]

That would be my child hood ruined and my parents would probably be franticly phonincg the police

[@1000-i7d]

Sana’s Shy Language yeah why the fuck do they do that so often? Is it a bonding ritual? A fucking display of dominance?? Im so confused

[@1000-i7d]

Tony M calm the fuck down lmao she’s probably talking about the fact that no one’s talking about in the comments.

[@24FramesOfNick]

Your song covers are too high quality, UMG might claim you because of your talent

[@spencerwaterbottle1461]

24 Frames Of Nick funny seeing you here

[@personne-fp6cr]

UMG stands for Universal Music Greg

[@jacksonreid33]

Funny seeing u here

[@niaram]

oh wow it's you

[@wyattdobson]

They literally make the video so much better

[@Missing_text15]

i love how every time he sings a copyrighted song his voice is just expressionless

[@astrid387]

i swear i could listen to danny saying "oh dOHHerty" on loop over and over i just can't 😂

[@cassualtea2040]

1:46 here ya go

[@anuwilson9039]

@@cassualtea2040 thank you :)))

[@mysteryname6792]

Someone should make that, like, a ten minute video

[@jackyoung1155]

Same

[@Spongebob907]

Astrid Bucher tell me if you want a longer version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnKcmZmupNWGbq8

[@Julia-ow7ml]

The words of a true hero, “Do you get naked every time u scream” -Danny Gonzalez (6:27)

[@Neidzy]

Well what else am I gunna fuckn do?

[@axinitewolf]

Twisted Symphony Cry.

[@Someone-or8tp]

that would sure make it easier for the kidnappers lmao-

[@illegalsubstance953]

*Screams on a rollarcoaster* Oh well time to take my shirt off-

[@luistowersss]

Spearmint Snakes who are you Tobias Funké

[@arzyanalam8273]

One day I made a big decision, I searched up, *"Who is the fastest growing channel on youtube?"* and it actually says greg. You do not have to be afraid. Google has now joined greg.

[@hrtmdeofst0ne]

you have broken the sacred rule .you must not look it up even for good reasons .

[@alias4795]

His army of nutcrackers will now come after you. Be prepared for the worst.

[@arzyanalam8273]

@@hrtmdeofst0ne IT WASNT ME I SWEAR IT WAS CRAIG CONTROLLING MY BRAIN

[@hrtmdeofst0ne]

oh noes that dirty dirty Craig they must perish by nutcrackers .

[@arzyanalam8273]

@@hrtmdeofst0ne yes

[@sonecznikwyborowy6760]

13:02 when this dude said *are you going to steal my...* I seriously hoped he's about to say *heart* how can a man be so naive? ;_;

[@mjhgtb]

they get so much more views on instagram because all their videos make it onto the explore page so when people are just scrolling through and one of their videos pops up and automatically starts playing its kinda hard to scroll past because the video is just sooo cringy its hard to look away, while on youtube the only way to find their account is if their video is on the trending page or someone searching something up related to them and even after that they still have to make a conscious decision to click on the video and sit through a 15 second ad before the video plays

[@theladthattakescontent2650]

How does this comment have a love by dannygonzalaz, but 6 like and no replys? Well, now there’s one reply

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

@@theladthattakescontent2650 No replies on a comment seems like a normal thing though lol

[@Zarai_Numbers]

Artistically I know it is on my comments.

[@txyme]

I said this two hours before you did and yet, only one like. Oh how the world hates me

[@carriewood3308]

catie it’s happened to me many times

[@donvitocorleone7863]

There is only one gender “It’s Greg or nothing!!”

[@randomgirlwhotypes7314]

Chick-P / EmilyHarmonia 😂 I thought you said *second grader* It made no sense 😂

[@yana5134]

Craig shall cease to exist

[@NesDoesStuff]

Theres also the box boy gender but its really rare

[@redclock3317]

Don Vito Corleone, I love the godfather movies, thank you for choosing to carry on the legacy

[@trulygregtrulyguy99]

What about guy

[@Shubham10b]

Actually Google has already accepted that Greg is the fastest growing army on KZbin

[@crossed7971]

JayLeeBeanz 😂

[@drippooh]

I looked it up...Greg is truly the fastest growing army on KZbin

[@galactic7458]

HEY YOU LOOKED IT UP!

[@becca5911]

i looked it up. it is confirmed.

[@renelandrian1106]

@@becca5911 YOU LOOKED IT UP

[@siennadarrell]

To be honest, Danny covering the music in the clips makes then actually tolerable lol. It's also hilarious listening to Danny half heartedly singing the music 😭

[@n0t_lily738]

Yes. We stand with shopping carts in abandoned parking lots in bikinis.

[@spider-man015]

Yes we always do that~ ://////////

[@lonaameera376]

I eat shoes in my sleep

[@blurob1326]

what the hell lona? thats only a rookie thing to do

[@jonchesterlaguartilla6894]

Bruh

[@ellesentertainment7938]

That’s my average Wednesday afternoon 😌

[@senaahasan5182]

"OH NA NA DANCE" "bro I'm going to my mom's funeral" *"DoEsN't mAttEr"*

[@ultra0344]

C Zwieg oh shit

[@jeriannglaser5488]

Dam

[@ultra0344]

*damn

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

mdna*

[@senaahasan5182]

namd*

[@laureen83]

"He's a simple man, with simple taste. He just likes letting punched in the face." - Danny Gonzalez

[@thiccmufffubberara-ara9834]

A true tale that's been told then non only then the leader of Greg himself Danny Gonzalez

[@tehmememan8621]

Now that’s poetry

[@laureen83]

@@thiccmufffubberara-ara9834 haha yes

[@yese357]

he likes getting-ok nvm

[@KP_Gem]

- *Danny Gonzalez 2020*

[@NEROJIRO]

7:20 what the hell this video was filmed like two blocks from my house 😭 I recognize that parking lot

[@real_car117]

They are coming for you next. Do not go out shopping alone every again. If u hear if Simon says so. All u can do is pray it’s not to bad.

[@GameBoy090]

@NEROJIRO GET A AIRSOFT GUN AND SCARE THEM NEXT TIME THEY COME AROUND LOL

[@GameBoy090]

DONT ACTUALLY SHOOT THEM AND MAKE SURE YOURE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE IT IN PUBLIC FIRST THO AND DONT SHOOT THEM, JUST SCARE THEM

[@NEROJIRO]

@@GameBoy090 DAWG WHAT

[@GameBoy090]

@@NEROJIRO make sure it’s legal, don’t do anything bad, don’t go to their level. Just stand around with the orange tip of the gun pointing out of a bag.

[@thejizzpigeon3385]

Simon says commit multiple felonies followed by exactly 32 war crimes

[@MissSkullCrusher]

the jizzpigeon welll, if SiMoN sAyS sO

[@Kr4mpus_]

Simon? I did 33 on accident...

[@binamai6638]

SmugBanana *o h*

[@eggplant7593]

the jizzpigeon I've already done that

[@travisbessey1597]

As they would say “if Simon says so”

[@jasone8288]

Imboxboy approaches you in the street: Punch him in the face Or Divorce

[@harrisondavis3203]

Kick

[@3gamingmusketeers910]

I choose both

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Divorce

[@tricypher8565]

Yes

[@yanfizzy]

JustThatIdiot 9 BANNED

[@maris4evayung977]

You covering the copyrighted songs made this video like 500x better .

[@jacweese4170]

oops I did it again *boop boop chhhh*

[@samuelmonterohernandez4469]

My biggest fear of moving to LA is I would find people making these stupid videos all the time 😭

[@oliver1163]

did u ever?

[@justicehillery2943]

i like how much effort you put in remaking those songs

[@sofiak670]

Imboxboy: 'I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO WET!!" yeah, we can tell u haven't

[@willowsparks8965]

*Cant heal that burn no matter how wet you are*

[@rambei]

o h d a m n

[@joefreeloader2747]

Nice

[@mrdutch4258]

you just burnt away all his followers

[@kiraaisling9603]

Sofia Klim Lmai

[@costa9390]

Mom said it's my turn on the box boy

[@soharp]

No jefo 'cause I'm the box boy

[@plant6893]

"England is my breakfast" Same.

[@abbyalqard9444]

I’m box boy not you

[@505finds]

I wanna be box boy (I’m already box boy) Wat about jefo (I’m already jefo)

[@BlackNGirlywithMissRiley]

no. It's really bad. that's why I didn't want one

[@clairesteinbeisser6652]

6:00 Can we talk about how this crying is actually very realistic?

[@LaHorchatera]

he's a theatre kid so it's expected

[@rito2276]

The replacement covers are amazing **gentle elbow rub**

[@OneReallyGrumpyJill]

Too soon.

[@marvelousTUD]

*nuzzles you* uwu I feel unclean.

[@Marshmallow_1111]

danny: i wanna be box boy :( my two brain cells: im already box boy

[@subscribetopewdiepie8851]

That's what I was thinking 😂

[@nono8146]

WhAt about jEfF?

[@chichi11111_]

What about widow maker

[@viktorijatrajkovasavevska5965]

@@chichi11111_ im aLrEaDy wIdOwMaKeR

[@OGsploorp]

@@nono8146 i am already joff

[@zoroooooooooooooooooooooooo]

plot twist: greg isn’t the fastest growing army, it’s actually the nutcracker men

[@austinbartholomew2115]

vika i dont start in a war

[@martinthewarrior5016]

omg they are multiplying!!!

[@zohriabibi3109]

THEORIES =O

[@tigerseye1002]

**Illuminati music plays**

[@moaka8]

How fucking dare you?

[@indubitablyapi1859]

11:13 oh god.. he looks like he has a black eye… somebody help this poor man..

[@colette.78]

Dude singing the copyrighted music changed this video from a 9 to a 10

[@peachymillie1526]

colette tozier this video was ALREADY a ten 😂

[@rachel7682]

From 10 to 20

[@james_big_balla3002]

*Simon says to lead a racially charged mass genocide* “WelL IF SimOn SaYs SO”

[@lovely_ducksyt]

Correction//Hitler:i mean if Simon said so

[@thebitch4409]

NO

[@nothingspecial2589]

As someone who is named Simon, I feel attacked lmao.

[@oogabooga620]

Charles Manson be like

[@Lpkings-t2]

Simon Says Indian yter

[@colins6118]

Man: I consent! Woman: I consent! Simon: I don't. Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

[@randominternetguy3537]

The child does not consent to being conceptualized

[@cryptid221]

Simon didn’t say

[@yojimbo_ejh]

@@cryptid221 What did simon not say

[@istolemelonsbread5339]

@@yojimbo_ejh o h b o y

[@samaradashwood1491]

their parents ?

[@RAWRzooted]

i like how so many people have danny gonzalez sleep playlists, including me. there's also drew ones and kurtis ones. we are all just so hyperfixated on these 3 youtubers that we even need to consume their content in our sleep. but seriously i need background noise to sleep and these guys are my comfort youtubers(this video was on some random persons sleep playlist that i'm putting on rn to sleep. i've seen all of danny's videos like a billion times)

[@RAWRzooted]

wow this video is way too loud to be in a sleep playlist

[@joseherrero3421]

7:46 Yes, I a female human person, did enter a store in my lingerie, bought nothing and left to the roof to end myself.

[@Bell-ih5ln]

It happens every time where I live

[@troubledorange2896]

I tried doing that yesterday, but i was interrupted by a young male and he waterboarded me... i now have no will to live.

[@uniboy13]

@@troubledorange2896 wait, he waterboarded you. Either you meant to say motorboated, or you're a threat to national security and that guy was a federal agent.

[@troubledorange2896]

@@uniboy13 Honestly, i think both... Yesterday a man in a suit chased me screaming, then i climbed to the roof and i got both motorboarded and waterboarded

[@sbbs3534]

Quick question, are _you_ Danny Gonzalez? Or like,,,?? You should clarify,,,maybe change your channel name to ImDannyGonzalez

[@KaliTakumi]

Can you use full stops instead of commas...

[@general5503]

@judy no, it's annoying as shit

[@KaliTakumi]

@judy Let people breathe? Geez do you think using punctuation correctly is a heavy task? Not like they have to do it, I'm really just pointing it out

[@brianjack49]

@judy People with an education tend to find it annoying.

[@KaliTakumi]

@judy Listen, I'm not roasting them or yelling at them. I just asked if they could correct the punctuation. All I honestly expected was them to explain why they decided to use commas. It's not that serious. Nobody here is pressed except seemingly you.

[@n0t_lily738]

This girl just got kidnapped...what are her friends supposed to do? They aren't triplets anymore. They're just twins. That's illegal.

[@LeftyIsLefty]

didn’t you already comment

[@turtlelord8021]

@@LeftyIsLefty you're allowed to comment twice

[@LeftyIsLefty]

@@turtlelord8021 Oh then my bad

[@turtlelord8021]

@@LeftyIsLefty I can't tell if your joking or not

[@LeftyIsLefty]

@@turtlelord8021 I would never joke, I am serious.

[@coconutcore]

4:54 If they’re faking sexual assault trying to pass it off as real, they deserve to be judged as if it’s real. Same with any other crime really. They obviously aant you to think and believe it’s real. Not legally, mind you. It’s just a deplorable thing to do…added on to the faking that is.

[@nikolaiestrella6785]

3:58 "Simon Can't Be Reasoned With" would be a good tagline for a horror movie.

[@lvbboi9]

_Incoming reference no one will understand_ *Simon belmont walks in* Dracula: TF BRO STOP BREAKING MY WALLS Death: Bro, Simon's can't be reasoned with

[@mrdepresso5453]

@@lvbboi9 I get it

[@lvbboi9]

@@mrdepresso5453 You belong in this world

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

@@lvbboi9 Castlevania?

[@lvbboi9]

@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Y e s

[@tinybabymonkey3785]

*My mom comes in my room and goes "who you watching" so I go "Danny Gonzalez" and she goes "he's cute"* My mom is Greg now 😂

[@rcg224]

she has good taste . welcome to greg

[@accountdeleted149]

Danny Is Cute *But He's Married*

[@windowsxp8597]

w3lcome to Greg

[@jakerousseau2918]

What if your dad is Danny??

[@sydneymorris450]

Weird

[@eva-qm8em]

the background boys are multiplying

[@wob3786]

huzzah

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

They’re nutcrackers lol

[@aidathellama1472]

Eva ten Cate elf on the shelf? Pffffffffft. Get a nutcracker. _they _*_wont_*_ kill you_

[@bechowes5747]

You are multiplying

[@madihoover01]

why did i read this in the tune of “backstreet’s back alright”

[@evanxstar]

Danny replacing the music is *AMAZING* makes it so much better

[@ArzonMusic]

you having to replace the music actually made the video better i think lmfao

[@lilmarkos5729]

Danny: I wanna be boxboy Imboxboy: i'm already boxboy

[@astr0girl786]

What about sexyjefo?

[@OGsploorp]

@@astr0girl786 im already joff

[@hurmaaziz1126]

AHHH LMFOA

[@leland8021]

@@hurmaaziz1126 laughing my fucking off ass

[@ogsunny3394]

bruh u stole a comment

[@gwf42urq1]

"Do you scream everytime you get naked" lmfao *SCREAMS*

[@goodluucck]

Regina Saldana dang it i almost didnt like this bc the # of likes😂😂

[@makardeku]

now just imagine in the bedroom with your partner and that happens... 😂😂😂😂

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

the question is do you get naked everytime you scream ???

[@robertspurlock6299]

Danny: This dude really wants you to punch him. Me, grinny with joy like I've been waiting for this moment my entire life: With pleasure!

[@xoxbrook]

Simon says lets together bath Well, Simon said so

[@strawberryflavoredbleach4973]

😂

[@microwave2439]

LMAO

[@mouthwaterin]

Guys, Does anybody has sauces I can borrow?

[@billlllllllllllll]

but papa was replaced, so lets together sad. maybe one day we can together bath again boxboy and sexyjefo seem to be the only hope of together bathing again

[@Phoenix2.5D]

Bring the whistle

[@idkman7118]

These boys live in constant fear of what Simon will say next.

[@menhera758]

"Simon says shoot yourself with this gun!" "I mean if Simon says so!" *shoots*

[@hoodieallen]

the girl at 8:00 is a professional adult acress, i wouldn't know that i've never seen her work or any work of adulting ever but pls know i am for sure certain that she is an actress

[@resonance_e]

Not that I watch this type of content, but her name is Skyla Novea

[@Fapdragon]

What the fuck is this comment? Hoodie Allen commenting on a Danny Gonzalez video about a pornstar. Not something I thought I’d see.

[@anonymousfox345]

wow cool thanks for the lead hoodie allen

[@k0rviid]

Hoodie Allen thank you allen very cool

[@shuttheyourmouth7626]

Gustavo Ribeiro I mean just admit it, we all do it man

[@DC-fx4zz]

14:39 when you follow someone and their newest picture or video pops up on your starting page, it counts as a view even if you just looked at it for 5 seconds and then started screaming

[@senilerodent]

I really like this situation

[@jojobama7815]

I like how the first guy holds back a little because he doesn't actually want to hurt him but the second guy probably saw all of their videos and beats the life out of box boy. 10:03

[@Merpsicles]

Yeah lmao he didn't hold back (that much at least)

[@ona512]

love the character analysis

[@supervegito8340]

First guy was like “man idk you I don’t wanna hurt you man” second guy just felt sended it like “ha fuck you”

[@twofat1204]

Danny: *sees boxboy litteraly kidnap a women" Also Danny: Yea thats all normal ways to annoy the public

[@giovanijasso9314]

Hello

[@twofat1204]

@@giovanijasso9314 Hi

[@giovanijasso9314]

My unborn twin

[@twofat1204]

@@giovanijasso9314 *sweats from the eyes* i am not unborn infact i am you

[@giovanijasso9314]

Davis nooooo

[@sastan5495]

The multiplication of the little nutcracker guy is making me very uneasy

[@abbylewis1904]

Lol I know. I didn't know if they were slowly increasing in number or I was just going crazy

[@ofthecaribbean]

Fastest growing army on KZbin (Nutcrackerz r redcoat soldiers)

[@aidathellama1472]

SAS Tan elf on the shelf? Pffffffffft. Get a nutcracker. _they _*_wont_*_ kill you_

[@LostApotheosis]

Its a hostile takeover.

[@JCruz512]

He should add a new nutcracker guy every video, so eventually they'll take over and the nutcrackers will consume Danny and in turn...us.

[@ContainmentDirector]

i paused this to go do something and i forgot where I paused it at and i just heard danny screaming when i unpaused it.

[@lemonandlife]

Lol

[@YellowLemonRedApple]

It's the year 2020, Greg has taken over the world and Danny is crushed under the weight of a room of filled with Nutcrackers

[@TheRhynamo]

*THEORY* If Cody Ko and Danny fused, their fusion would look like a regularly-aged young person.

[@familyfriendly7418]

Shawn Rhyne 😝

[@orishahar]

oh shit... you’re right🧐

[@keeganeilin8833]

Tiny young meat face gang

[@kennie39]

u say this like they're not already fused

[@bruv3891]

I wanna be boxboy *I'm already box boy*

[@hectorortiz9593]

kanye's MAGA hat nerf box boy

[@user-ft4ww9po7x]

What about *Kristen Hanby?*

[@khiraofficial5754]

I wanna be Greg *I'm already Greg*

[@squiddywiddyIII]

kanye's MAGA hat that’s exactly what I was thinking

[@saintazepam]

Delet

[@theMailmansHere]

I looked it up. Google says: *Greg is the fastest growing army on KZbin. It's a fact so well known that you don't even have to look it up*

[@CharlieBruinsFilms]

Why would you look it up?

[@BubbleGummiii]

This betrayal will never be forgotten

[@Broccolie]

_“6 words you _*_NEVER_*_ want to hear when standing in front of a trolley in an abandoned parking garage”_ *“I mEaN iF sIMoN sAYs So”*

[@ToastCheesie]

Lol

[@anasexualmeatbag2979]

I’m going to become a serial killer, and right before I kill people, I’ll yell, “if Simon says so”

[@breadtos]

BoxBoy: Smash or Punch? Everyone: *WATERMELON ABUSE IS INVALID*

[@TheSkirtAlerts]

Your voice over songs make this video just...that much better. Never stop singing, Danny 😂.

[@seraftt]

10:09 that was literally Ben laughing

[@alexandrapedro2368]

When you started singing "girls like you " (13:15)I legit died of laughter 😂😂😂😂

[@Yeoubi_on_Mars]

Imagine seeing a guy in his Gucci shoes and his red fruit of the loom boxers just naruto running down the street... oh sh-

[@theinternetpotato6058]

Army!

[@sofiasaminamina2213]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aida3681]

A.R.M.Y.

[@justdaydreamingaboutjhope716]

ARMY

[@zaimy8594]

Army 👀💜

[@faithe-marieh2094]

All I want for Christmas is for Danny to do a cover of oops I did it again

[@emaradanovic6669]

OMG

[@faithe-marieh2094]

Rebecca Sher yes?

[@faithe-marieh2094]

Rebecca Sher oops I did it again lol

[@faithe-marieh2094]

Rebecca Sher ya lol depending on your age you might not know it

[@faraway6512]

I LOOOKED IT UP AND GREG IS ACTUALLY THE RESULTS U GET- I CANT-

[@sharetabuford6922]

Jake: Simon says jump off the cliff Me: w-what no wtf? Simon:**puts gun on my back** Jump

[@pepperonipizza9878]

who the hell is jake?

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

*sigh* If Simon says so.

[@blazedafirecat]

BuT SiMon DiD'Nt sAy “siMoN sAYs”

[@l.a.8010]

who the fuck is jake wtf is this?

[@isaacwilliam6780]

simon: simon says jump off the cliff me: simon: me: bet

[@hannahs3690]

everytime one of your covers played I got naked and screamed.

[@hannahemily9982]

Oml

[@10gabreal]

“Simon says to subscribe to Danny Gonzalez” *WELL IF SIMON SAYS SO*

[@michellebautista6625]

Im already done so... 𝓗𝓪

[@gretchiemations9240]

𝓗𝓪

[@Kliff_Street100]

Cracked Minecrafter you ruined it I hope your sorry

[@Bananacatboi]

GoodStuff INC I am :(

[@isabel-mj7ms]

𝓗𝓪

[@MarvelsScreamSimp]

I know nobody cares. But I honestly really appreciate him saying "Someone" instead of a girl or something at 6:47. It's nice to see someone not just pretend that women are the only beings that could and do go through situations like this

[@alphavasson5387]

I care!

[@jessicagomez9037]

WAIT A MINUTE, THERES 3 NUTCRACKER BOYS NOW?!?!?!??!

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Jessica Gomez hey you’re in my secret club

[@duffi5290]

They're multiplying

[@buiscutdog9090]

Soon the room will be filled

[@Tiffanyramirez-q2v]

Danny Gonzalez DANNNNNYY

[@laniyee9319]

Danny Gonzalez hi

[@nah1700]

I bet that girl that he picked up was screaming like "help let me go!"

[@artsy_axli6583]

Yeeeeessśšş@ߧjdjdjehuske

[@joeyliu4443]

Ur mom gei, I never said anything

[@jorydn1136]

@@joeyliu4443 you missed the joke

[@joeyliu4443]

If @Aaa Zzz replys to me, just know that he is a turd

[@bobmomgodbob]

Joey Liu it’s danny’s video of dolphin man song. It’s really funny.

[@MsUnicornbitch]

So I went to a school nearby this guy and we had quite a few mutuals (he went to a really prestigious private school that had a lot of douchebags attending; though most of his friends I met were nice people) my friend once invited him to her party and whilst there he was sipping red wine on her expensive white couch. When she asked him to drink it somewhere else as to not stain the couch he pointed to his watch and said "honey I can just buy you a new one". Another time I went clubbing & his friends joined up with us; he literally didn't say one word to anyone but like one friend the whole time. Also his first 15,000 followers were given to him by a bot lmao.

[@jotarokujo1317]

MsUnicornbitch if this is legit than this comment needs more attention

[@rumham7631]

im guessing boxboy he is 500x worse

[@j6shu]

which one sis we needa know jsjshsjdjdjj

[@MsUnicornbitch]

@@j6shu + Rum Ham Yes boxboy!! I commented before I even watched the video and realised it was on boxboy and jeff, because I needed Greg to know how cringe and obnoxious he actually is. But the school he went to was the most expensive in my area with a yr12 tuition fee of around $33k imagine your parents spending that much for you to become a fucking instagram comedian (they're probs kinda trash too if their child is that entitled though). I would cry.

[@joellejohnson4153]

MsUnicornbitch wait so boxboy did all of that?? How long ago was this?

[@bugzta236]

“Simon says abandon your family and give me your money!” “Wait what?” *”do what Simon says.”*

[@paulxo325]

Fun fact: If you google "the fastest growing army on youtube" it's actually Greg.

[@tomhardysluciouslips]

Greg thefastestgrowingarmyonyoutube.com

[@nadia-if2qy]

YOU GOOGLED IT!?? DONT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THAT???? THE NUTCRACKERS THEYRE COMING FOR Y0_3:×&>@[#(#(* RU>$,#N-*÷

[@danikadowling8875]

Dj Snaky Ik I just looked it up and all it said was Greg 😂😂😂

[@paulxo325]

Another fun fact: The nutcrackers are holding me hostage because i told you all this, and if they catch me on my phone they will

[@mistermoore4297]

HE SAID NOT TO SEARCH IT UP. U HAVE SINED THE GGGGRRRREEEEGGGGG

[@rachelturner8676]

_theres three_

[@wyattdobson]

this legit freaks me out in italics

[@jonathanbolanos3915]

Rachel Turner I’m sorry I don’t speak ITALICS

[@areyouthicc9947]

Change your name to “I’m Danny Gonzalez” so I know that you’re Danny Gonzalez

[@aryorha]

Are You Thicc??

[@Ghost-ns8vs]

Danky davito

[@SuperLbptutorials]

Ikr the confusion...

[@AngelJones-ym7ez]

But mom said it’s *MY* turn to be Danny Gonzalez

[@rebeccak9597]

Yeah I'm always confused because is it him that's Danny or the nutcracker?

[@annamarine730]

5:40 *HE’S W E T!*

[@mysticxjuice]

*"I MeAn iF sImOn SaYs sO"-* *"AHHHHHHHHH"*

[@bergheiurbragadottir225]

It's more like imeanivsimonsesoAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@mysticxjuice]

@@bergheiurbragadottir225 true, lol

[@brynlovelace8925]

“Do you get naked every time you scream” -Danny Gonzalos 2019

[@sereneserene161_7]

Bryn Lovelace stolen comment

[@brynlovelace8925]

Bryan Sanchez dude lots of people commenting that it’s a joke I didn’t stole it from you

[@sereneserene161_7]

Bryn Lovelace yea but somebody commented this exact quote three months ago

[@brynlovelace8925]

Ya three months ago, so back off

[@aperson1115]

@@brynlovelace8925 it doesnt matter how long ago

[@m00n.ch1ld.19]

"So you get naked every time you scream??" LOL😂😂

[@heck875]

Yes, typically when I go to shower, I have to hit my knee really hard, because that typically gets me to scream in pain and when I do that, I immediately remove all clothing.

[@subtowillne3447]

Omg your profile picture😂

[@heck875]

thank you it's my representation of my everyday emotions

[@MastaBroshiX]

That oops I did it again cover was unironically bangin