This Dude Really Wants You To Punch Him

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Danny Gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez

Күн бұрын

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@sethblack7413
@sethblack7413 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine just hangin out with your besties, and in the distance, you hear “I MEAN IF SIMON SAY SO” and someone runs up to you, picks you up, and throws you in the van.
@prisoner9993
@prisoner9993 4 жыл бұрын
one can only dream
@sanjanaishas2096
@sanjanaishas2096 4 жыл бұрын
prisoner 99 is your username actually you in this scenario
@ajsteenkamp3070
@ajsteenkamp3070 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt know always on the outher side of the equation
@kmac291
@kmac291 4 жыл бұрын
Simon is the mafia boss
@YourMom-wn2iy
@YourMom-wn2iy 3 жыл бұрын
@@kmac291 lmao now everything makes sense
@maddymaeee
@maddymaeee 4 жыл бұрын
Him: “Smash or punch?” Me: “Restraining order”
@natprobbb
@natprobbb 4 жыл бұрын
nah I chose shoot
@IndianaBones027
@IndianaBones027 4 жыл бұрын
I chose Super Mario Maker 2: Electric Boogaloo
@shartnugget2260
@shartnugget2260 4 жыл бұрын
Goldgaming27 wat
@IndianaBones027
@IndianaBones027 4 жыл бұрын
@@shartnugget2260 yes
@KAGAMINERIZZ
@KAGAMINERIZZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@shartnugget2260 Kokichi-
@nadinejones8839
@nadinejones8839 6 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for the entire room to be filled with nutcracker men
@Emily-kd2zv
@Emily-kd2zv 6 жыл бұрын
You just made me laugh so fucking hard holy shit
@Gnue.i
@Gnue.i 6 жыл бұрын
I love 💖 your pfp
@owo6430
@owo6430 6 жыл бұрын
Nadine Jones more like Nadine Johnny
@miro___
@miro___ 6 жыл бұрын
me too, I expect a new one with every new video
@bericdengler4333
@bericdengler4333 6 жыл бұрын
THE INVASION HAS BEGUN
@OntarioTrafficMan
@OntarioTrafficMan 3 жыл бұрын
Imboxboy woefully misinterpreted the comments telling him that his videos needed a punch line
@daemondoodles
@daemondoodles 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@justasmltwngir1732
@justasmltwngir1732 3 жыл бұрын
beautiful
@dragon_heart_born98
@dragon_heart_born98 2 жыл бұрын
It is a tragedy
@L1CHEN_12
@L1CHEN_12 Жыл бұрын
underrated
@omorifan58
@omorifan58 Жыл бұрын
he is the punchline
@lepie6843
@lepie6843 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine you’ve just gone for a long run with you’re friends, you’re chatting with them, having a good time, and you just hear “IF SIMON SAYS SO!” And you see a man running at you at sonic speeds to carry you into his basement for the rest of your life.
@Rhyxelz
@Rhyxelz 4 жыл бұрын
well if I'm the one imagining it then I can kick him in the shins
@chloe.ndir1
@chloe.ndir1 3 жыл бұрын
i would move to the side like 😐🧍🏾‍♀️
@bizzar3543
@bizzar3543 3 жыл бұрын
I would accept my fate because if it is simon giving the order then my fate is sealed
@-CaptainRavioli
@-CaptainRavioli 3 жыл бұрын
@@bizzar3543 agreed
@hornetisvoider
@hornetisvoider 3 жыл бұрын
I can't do anything simon simply can't be reasoned with
@lemonlime2922
@lemonlime2922 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine breaking into Danny's house and hearing: "OH MY GOD HE'S DOING IT! HE'S WET! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO WET!"
@dobby8596
@dobby8596 4 жыл бұрын
LemonLime lollll
@jordan3769
@jordan3769 4 жыл бұрын
LemonLime yeah fuck robbing that house
@toshinoriyagi6263
@toshinoriyagi6263 4 жыл бұрын
Ya I heard him saying that as I broke in to steal him but I heard that and I just left
@cheesecheese6950
@cheesecheese6950 4 жыл бұрын
the 6'9 elf peanut I killed santa You were trying go steal Danny?
@christianplayzgames56
@christianplayzgames56 4 жыл бұрын
They might join in
@blackwillow482
@blackwillow482 4 жыл бұрын
Simon says shoot the president "I mEaN iF sImOn SaYs So..."
@leonardogiron4428
@leonardogiron4428 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is so unordinary lol
@mepnet
@mepnet 4 жыл бұрын
( *BANG* )
@caseym4007
@caseym4007 4 жыл бұрын
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@ilikesprite108
@ilikesprite108 4 жыл бұрын
True though I guess you can say Simon is a real joker
@nickseda5371
@nickseda5371 4 жыл бұрын
Simon says the time has come, execute order 66 "I mean if Simon says so."
@epicboxx3838
@epicboxx3838 2 жыл бұрын
Danny’s look of Genuine Horor was hilarious during the “GET WET!” scene
@Silliestbilly25
@Silliestbilly25 2 жыл бұрын
I've never seen such an expression of raw primal fear.
@asowatavizio4545
@asowatavizio4545 4 жыл бұрын
Him: Kiss or Punch? That one guy: Shoot
@amjadnidzam7944
@amjadnidzam7944 3 жыл бұрын
With what is the question
@certifiedbasicbee
@certifiedbasicbee 3 жыл бұрын
Sh00t
@thenightcritter8011
@thenightcritter8011 3 жыл бұрын
He is definitely America
@martinmamadaliev2300
@martinmamadaliev2300 3 жыл бұрын
Let me fucking kick at your face
@KAGAMINERIZZ
@KAGAMINERIZZ 3 жыл бұрын
@@asowatavizio4545 they arent talking about you lmao 🤦‍♂️
@TatumBorealis
@TatumBorealis 6 жыл бұрын
"If you're friends with an Instagram prankster..." Why? Why are you still their friend?
@wyattdobson
@wyattdobson 6 жыл бұрын
For clout.. obviously
@halo7737
@halo7737 6 жыл бұрын
No but... Why would you do that Why?
@purple5506
@purple5506 6 жыл бұрын
If you’re friends with an Instagram prankster *stop that*
@mm-gy5ir
@mm-gy5ir 6 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone be friends with a viner?
@AnimeHeart99
@AnimeHeart99 6 жыл бұрын
MY NAME IS ALSO TATUM
@hochimane6535
@hochimane6535 6 жыл бұрын
"Your honor, Simon said so" "Understandable, you're free to go"
@jkirk6418
@jkirk6418 5 жыл бұрын
*Its Greg or nothing!*
@lifeisntallrainbows8185
@lifeisntallrainbows8185 5 жыл бұрын
666 like lol also great comment lol
@videogamemusic2962
@videogamemusic2962 5 жыл бұрын
Judge: This man is on trial for murder of the Queen! Lawyer: My name is Simon and I say he is innocent. Judge: *WELL IF SIMON SAY SO*
@KP-su2em
@KP-su2em Жыл бұрын
the way absolutely nobody held back on those punches is killing me
@dapperdapper3902
@dapperdapper3902 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you get naked every time you scream?" Imagine the horror movies..
@mollyfromacnh9973
@mollyfromacnh9973 4 жыл бұрын
Then it’s turn into a very inappropriate movie if someone was in the movie with their crush..
@Sharmz1
@Sharmz1 4 жыл бұрын
@‎ lmao shots being fired at psycho
@doodledevore4374
@doodledevore4374 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sharmz1 or Friday the 13th... or Halloween... My Bloody Valentine... Prowler...
@loomiuxx
@loomiuxx 4 жыл бұрын
Ima just say- s p l o o n
@ninjaboy6927
@ninjaboy6927 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@KaitieSnook
@KaitieSnook 6 жыл бұрын
the nutcrackers... they're *multiplying*
@iwannabewindowmaker944
@iwannabewindowmaker944 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@blurry1025
@blurry1025 6 жыл бұрын
kaitiesnook true
@vxhmn
@vxhmn 6 жыл бұрын
I SCREAMED OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT
@thegamingchicken3994
@thegamingchicken3994 6 жыл бұрын
Mani
@lilfrry3731
@lilfrry3731 6 жыл бұрын
kaitiesnook no they are adding
@sunshinerose2603
@sunshinerose2603 6 жыл бұрын
I hope that as we get closer to Christmas a new little nutcracker guy joins the background with each video, like vlogmas, but more unsettling
@laurenh390
@laurenh390 6 жыл бұрын
Sunshine Rose i legit thought this when i was looking at them in the beginning of the video😭😭💀
@emilyvalchack
@emilyvalchack 6 жыл бұрын
And the day of Christmas Danny is one himself
@jessicagallagher3537
@jessicagallagher3537 6 жыл бұрын
Ya that's probably what's happening
@thediamondpotato4933
@thediamondpotato4933 6 жыл бұрын
Thats a good idea, Sunshine Rose
@moffinator.
@moffinator. 6 жыл бұрын
That’s a good idea lmfao.
@validark
@validark 3 жыл бұрын
"What are you, gay?" Is really funny when a gay person says it to another gay person, often over literally anything but sexual/romantic orientation "Hey could you pass me that cup?" - "what are you, gay?"
@suugiart
@suugiart 2 жыл бұрын
_"[sobbing]_ My dog died...!" "What are you, gay?"
@NaturalSelection_
@NaturalSelection_ 2 жыл бұрын
“Yo will you toss me that pen?” “What are you gay?” *proceeds to chuck pen with the force of 1000 suns*
@damianmroczny
@damianmroczny 2 жыл бұрын
FRR like i literally have a bf and when he says " i love you " i sometimes tell him " thats gay " 💀
@bubblegum-leaf
@bubblegum-leaf 2 жыл бұрын
I used to have a partner who I would do this too all the time. We aren’t together now- 💀
@MK6ULTRA9
@MK6ULTRA9 2 жыл бұрын
my bf and i do shit like this all the time. "i love you" "gay"
@MadelinexPendleton
@MadelinexPendleton 6 жыл бұрын
let’s together not
@ashr8140
@ashr8140 6 жыл бұрын
Let's together sad
@ray-ur4eb
@ray-ur4eb 6 жыл бұрын
i really love peridot AW HELL NAW
@semimimina
@semimimina 6 жыл бұрын
let’s together copyright
@alyssa2x
@alyssa2x 6 жыл бұрын
Kawaii Avocado original lyrics lol
@nadia-if2qy
@nadia-if2qy 6 жыл бұрын
let's together stop
@24FramesOfNick
@24FramesOfNick 6 жыл бұрын
Your song covers are too high quality, UMG might claim you because of your talent
@spencerwaterbottle1461
@spencerwaterbottle1461 6 жыл бұрын
24 Frames Of Nick funny seeing you here
@personne-fp6cr
@personne-fp6cr 6 жыл бұрын
UMG stands for Universal Music Greg
@jacksonreid33
@jacksonreid33 6 жыл бұрын
Funny seeing u here
@niaram
@niaram 6 жыл бұрын
oh wow it's you
@wyattdobson
@wyattdobson 6 жыл бұрын
They literally make the video so much better
@cait2cool
@cait2cool 4 жыл бұрын
punch punch punch “shoot” *danny just casually goes back to talking*
@santaslefttoe1797
@santaslefttoe1797 3 жыл бұрын
Just a random comment
@shayeliza
@shayeliza 3 жыл бұрын
12:15
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 2 жыл бұрын
ehh we were all thinking it
@hannastone8303
@hannastone8303 Жыл бұрын
dont forget "lemme fking kick u in the face"
@_essiethelow_7330
@_essiethelow_7330 3 жыл бұрын
5:10 Danny: "She does look like vaguely into it..." Subtitles: "GREG GREG GREG"
@TheDemonicMushroom
@TheDemonicMushroom Жыл бұрын
Wait fr-
@fishture
@fishture Жыл бұрын
GREG
@HeyItsJayIRL
@HeyItsJayIRL 2 ай бұрын
LMAO good catch😂
@rito2276
@rito2276 6 жыл бұрын
The replacement covers are amazing **gentle elbow rub**
@OneReallyGrumpyJill
@OneReallyGrumpyJill 6 жыл бұрын
Too soon.
@marvelousTUD
@marvelousTUD 6 жыл бұрын
*nuzzles you* uwu I feel unclean.
@Sanas_Shy_Language
@Sanas_Shy_Language 4 жыл бұрын
I like that everyone glossed over the fact that during the Simon says get wet that they just straight up humped each other? Like, that made my heart stop- it scared the shit out of me. What would you even do if you saw that in public? Just stand there and watch? Run away? Idek...
@SpookiePookie999
@SpookiePookie999 4 жыл бұрын
This is the comment I was looking for💀
@AspiringCrybaby2018
@AspiringCrybaby2018 4 жыл бұрын
Sana’s Shy Language if I saw that I’d probably back away, cause I don’t want my back to them, and I definitely don’t wanna walk closer to them.
@fallenflame1940
@fallenflame1940 4 жыл бұрын
That would be my child hood ruined and my parents would probably be franticly phonincg the police
@1000-i7d
@1000-i7d 4 жыл бұрын
Sana’s Shy Language yeah why the fuck do they do that so often? Is it a bonding ritual? A fucking display of dominance?? Im so confused
@1000-i7d
@1000-i7d 4 жыл бұрын
Tony M calm the fuck down lmao she’s probably talking about the fact that no one’s talking about in the comments.
@zacharygendreau6470
@zacharygendreau6470 4 жыл бұрын
This is just being a public nuisance and committing sexual assault with extra steps
@heckinghummus2863
@heckinghummus2863 4 жыл бұрын
Basically
@seasonalsnap3846
@seasonalsnap3846 4 жыл бұрын
No no it’s ok cuz it’s just a prank
@jojoe3247
@jojoe3247 4 жыл бұрын
Well Simon says so
@boiledrat
@boiledrat 4 жыл бұрын
- SeasonalSnap - me: kills half of the universe also me: its ok it was a prank the judge: understandable have a great day
@boiledrat
@boiledrat 4 жыл бұрын
Alice Bravo i am too sorry if i seemed rude 😅
@Missing_text15
@Missing_text15 2 жыл бұрын
i love how every time he sings a copyrighted song his voice is just expressionless
@Shubham10b
@Shubham10b 4 жыл бұрын
Actually Google has already accepted that Greg is the fastest growing army on KZbin
@crossed7971
@crossed7971 4 жыл бұрын
JayLeeBeanz 😂
@drippooh
@drippooh 4 жыл бұрын
I looked it up...Greg is truly the fastest growing army on KZbin
@galactic7458
@galactic7458 4 жыл бұрын
HEY YOU LOOKED IT UP!
@becca5911
@becca5911 4 жыл бұрын
i looked it up. it is confirmed.
@renelandrian1106
@renelandrian1106 4 жыл бұрын
@@becca5911 YOU LOOKED IT UP
@winstonrweber
@winstonrweber 4 жыл бұрын
Please, never stop covering the music. It makes their terrible content actually funny. I'm sitting in an airport and getting confused looks from my wife for giggling after hearing you half-heartedly cover Oops I Did it Again.
@dissectedmarshmallow7432
@dissectedmarshmallow7432 3 жыл бұрын
Lowkey wholesome
@renolta1365
@renolta1365 3 жыл бұрын
We have the same last name Winston 🙂
@humanwithpotatos304
@humanwithpotatos304 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Everettalla
@Everettalla 3 жыл бұрын
@@renolta1365 This is the most wholesome “reply section” I think I’ve ever seen. Scratch that, it just is the most wholesome community, ever.
@renolta1365
@renolta1365 3 жыл бұрын
@@Everettalla yeah lol
@Julia-ow7ml
@Julia-ow7ml 5 жыл бұрын
The words of a true hero, “Do you get naked every time u scream” -Danny Gonzalez (6:27)
@Neidzy
@Neidzy 5 жыл бұрын
Well what else am I gunna fuckn do?
@axinitewolf
@axinitewolf 5 жыл бұрын
Twisted Symphony Cry.
@Someone-or8tp
@Someone-or8tp 5 жыл бұрын
that would sure make it easier for the kidnappers lmao-
@illegalsubstance953
@illegalsubstance953 5 жыл бұрын
*Screams on a rollarcoaster* Oh well time to take my shirt off-
@luistowersss
@luistowersss 5 жыл бұрын
Spearmint Snakes who are you Tobias Funké
@sonecznikwyborowy6760
@sonecznikwyborowy6760 3 жыл бұрын
13:02 when this dude said *are you going to steal my...* I seriously hoped he's about to say *heart* how can a man be so naive? ;_;
@jasone8288
@jasone8288 5 жыл бұрын
Imboxboy approaches you in the street: Punch him in the face Or Divorce
@harrisondavis3203
@harrisondavis3203 5 жыл бұрын
Kick
@3gamingmusketeers910
@3gamingmusketeers910 5 жыл бұрын
I choose both
@ThomasFarquhar2
@ThomasFarquhar2 5 жыл бұрын
Divorce
@tricypher8565
@tricypher8565 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@yanfizzy
@yanfizzy 5 жыл бұрын
JustThatIdiot 9 BANNED
@astrid387
@astrid387 4 жыл бұрын
i swear i could listen to danny saying "oh dOHHerty" on loop over and over i just can't 😂
@cassualtea2040
@cassualtea2040 4 жыл бұрын
1:46 here ya go
@anuwilson9039
@anuwilson9039 4 жыл бұрын
@@cassualtea2040 thank you :)))
@mysteryname6792
@mysteryname6792 4 жыл бұрын
Someone should make that, like, a ten minute video
@jackyoung1155
@jackyoung1155 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Spongebob907
@Spongebob907 3 жыл бұрын
Astrid Bucher tell me if you want a longer version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnKcmZmupNWGbq8
@mjhgtb
@mjhgtb 6 жыл бұрын
they get so much more views on instagram because all their videos make it onto the explore page so when people are just scrolling through and one of their videos pops up and automatically starts playing its kinda hard to scroll past because the video is just sooo cringy its hard to look away, while on youtube the only way to find their account is if their video is on the trending page or someone searching something up related to them and even after that they still have to make a conscious decision to click on the video and sit through a 15 second ad before the video plays
@theladthattakescontent2650
@theladthattakescontent2650 6 жыл бұрын
How does this comment have a love by dannygonzalaz, but 6 like and no replys? Well, now there’s one reply
@ArtisticallySpoken
@ArtisticallySpoken 6 жыл бұрын
@@theladthattakescontent2650 No replies on a comment seems like a normal thing though lol
@Zarai_Numbers
@Zarai_Numbers 6 жыл бұрын
Artistically I know it is on my comments.
@txyme
@txyme 6 жыл бұрын
I said this two hours before you did and yet, only one like. Oh how the world hates me
@carriewood3308
@carriewood3308 6 жыл бұрын
catie it’s happened to me many times
@siennadarrell
@siennadarrell 7 ай бұрын
To be honest, Danny covering the music in the clips makes then actually tolerable lol. It's also hilarious listening to Danny half heartedly singing the music 😭
@donvitocorleone7863
@donvitocorleone7863 5 жыл бұрын
There is only one gender “It’s Greg or nothing!!”
@randomgirlwhotypes7314
@randomgirlwhotypes7314 5 жыл бұрын
Chick-P / EmilyHarmonia 😂 I thought you said *second grader* It made no sense 😂
@yana5134
@yana5134 5 жыл бұрын
Craig shall cease to exist
@NesDoesStuff
@NesDoesStuff 5 жыл бұрын
Theres also the box boy gender but its really rare
@redclock3317
@redclock3317 5 жыл бұрын
Don Vito Corleone, I love the godfather movies, thank you for choosing to carry on the legacy
@trulygregtrulyguy99
@trulygregtrulyguy99 5 жыл бұрын
What about guy
@maris4evayung977
@maris4evayung977 6 жыл бұрын
You covering the copyrighted songs made this video like 500x better .
@jacweese4170
@jacweese4170 6 жыл бұрын
oops I did it again *boop boop chhhh*
@arzyanalam8273
@arzyanalam8273 4 жыл бұрын
One day I made a big decision, I searched up, *"Who is the fastest growing channel on youtube?"* and it actually says greg. You do not have to be afraid. Google has now joined greg.
@hrtmdeofst0ne
@hrtmdeofst0ne 4 жыл бұрын
you have broken the sacred rule .you must not look it up even for good reasons .
@alias4795
@alias4795 4 жыл бұрын
His army of nutcrackers will now come after you. Be prepared for the worst.
@arzyanalam8273
@arzyanalam8273 4 жыл бұрын
@@hrtmdeofst0ne IT WASNT ME I SWEAR IT WAS CRAIG CONTROLLING MY BRAIN
@hrtmdeofst0ne
@hrtmdeofst0ne 4 жыл бұрын
oh noes that dirty dirty Craig they must perish by nutcrackers .
@arzyanalam8273
@arzyanalam8273 4 жыл бұрын
@@hrtmdeofst0ne yes
@NEROJIRO
@NEROJIRO Жыл бұрын
7:20 what the hell this video was filmed like two blocks from my house 😭 I recognize that parking lot
@real_car117
@real_car117 Жыл бұрын
They are coming for you next. Do not go out shopping alone every again. If u hear if Simon says so. All u can do is pray it’s not to bad.
@GameBoy090
@GameBoy090 Жыл бұрын
@NEROJIRO GET A AIRSOFT GUN AND SCARE THEM NEXT TIME THEY COME AROUND LOL
@GameBoy090
@GameBoy090 Жыл бұрын
DONT ACTUALLY SHOOT THEM AND MAKE SURE YOURE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE IT IN PUBLIC FIRST THO AND DONT SHOOT THEM, JUST SCARE THEM
@NEROJIRO
@NEROJIRO Жыл бұрын
@@GameBoy090 DAWG WHAT
@GameBoy090
@GameBoy090 Жыл бұрын
@@NEROJIRO make sure it’s legal, don’t do anything bad, don’t go to their level. Just stand around with the orange tip of the gun pointing out of a bag.
@justicehillery2943
@justicehillery2943 6 жыл бұрын
i like how much effort you put in remaking those songs
@costa9390
@costa9390 5 жыл бұрын
Mom said it's my turn on the box boy
@soharp
@soharp 5 жыл бұрын
No jefo 'cause I'm the box boy
@plant6893
@plant6893 5 жыл бұрын
"England is my breakfast" Same.
@abbyalqard9444
@abbyalqard9444 5 жыл бұрын
I’m box boy not you
@505finds
@505finds 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna be box boy (I’m already box boy) Wat about jefo (I’m already jefo)
@BlackNGirlywithMissRiley
@BlackNGirlywithMissRiley 5 жыл бұрын
no. It's really bad. that's why I didn't want one
@thejizzpigeon3385
@thejizzpigeon3385 4 жыл бұрын
Simon says commit multiple felonies followed by exactly 32 war crimes
@MissSkullCrusher
@MissSkullCrusher 4 жыл бұрын
the jizzpigeon welll, if SiMoN sAyS sO
@Kr4mpus_
@Kr4mpus_ 4 жыл бұрын
Simon? I did 33 on accident...
@binamai6638
@binamai6638 4 жыл бұрын
SmugBanana *o h*
@eggplant7593
@eggplant7593 4 жыл бұрын
the jizzpigeon I've already done that
@travisbessey1597
@travisbessey1597 4 жыл бұрын
As they would say “if Simon says so”
@samuelmonterohernandez4469
@samuelmonterohernandez4469 2 жыл бұрын
My biggest fear of moving to LA is I would find people making these stupid videos all the time 😭
@oliver1163
@oliver1163 7 ай бұрын
did u ever?
@eva-qm8em
@eva-qm8em 6 жыл бұрын
the background boys are multiplying
@wob3786
@wob3786 6 жыл бұрын
huzzah
@xxIluvyouguysxx
@xxIluvyouguysxx 6 жыл бұрын
They’re nutcrackers lol
@aidathellama1472
@aidathellama1472 6 жыл бұрын
Eva ten Cate elf on the shelf? Pffffffffft. Get a nutcracker. _they _*_wont_*_ kill you_
@bechowes5747
@bechowes5747 6 жыл бұрын
You are multiplying
@madihoover01
@madihoover01 6 жыл бұрын
why did i read this in the tune of “backstreet’s back alright”
@senaahasan5182
@senaahasan5182 4 жыл бұрын
"OH NA NA DANCE" "bro I'm going to my mom's funeral" *"DoEsN't mAttEr"*
@ultra0344
@ultra0344 4 жыл бұрын
C Zwieg oh shit
@jeriannglaser5488
@jeriannglaser5488 4 жыл бұрын
Dam
@ultra0344
@ultra0344 4 жыл бұрын
*damn
@ahard-daysnight6659
@ahard-daysnight6659 4 жыл бұрын
mdna*
@senaahasan5182
@senaahasan5182 4 жыл бұрын
namd*
@sofiak670
@sofiak670 5 жыл бұрын
Imboxboy: 'I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO WET!!" yeah, we can tell u haven't
@willowsparks8965
@willowsparks8965 5 жыл бұрын
*Cant heal that burn no matter how wet you are*
@rambei
@rambei 5 жыл бұрын
o h d a m n
@joefreeloader2747
@joefreeloader2747 5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@mrdutch4258
@mrdutch4258 5 жыл бұрын
you just burnt away all his followers
@kiraaisling9603
@kiraaisling9603 5 жыл бұрын
Sofia Klim Lmai
@RAWRzooted
@RAWRzooted Жыл бұрын
i like how so many people have danny gonzalez sleep playlists, including me. there's also drew ones and kurtis ones. we are all just so hyperfixated on these 3 youtubers that we even need to consume their content in our sleep. but seriously i need background noise to sleep and these guys are my comfort youtubers(this video was on some random persons sleep playlist that i'm putting on rn to sleep. i've seen all of danny's videos like a billion times)
@RAWRzooted
@RAWRzooted Жыл бұрын
wow this video is way too loud to be in a sleep playlist
@laureen83
@laureen83 4 жыл бұрын
"He's a simple man, with simple taste. He just likes letting punched in the face." - Danny Gonzalez
@thiccmufffubberara-ara9834
@thiccmufffubberara-ara9834 4 жыл бұрын
A true tale that's been told then non only then the leader of Greg himself Danny Gonzalez
@tehmememan8621
@tehmememan8621 4 жыл бұрын
Now that’s poetry
@laureen83
@laureen83 4 жыл бұрын
@@thiccmufffubberara-ara9834 haha yes
@yese357
@yese357 4 жыл бұрын
he likes getting-ok nvm
@KP_Gem
@KP_Gem 4 жыл бұрын
- *Danny Gonzalez 2020*
@n0t_lily738
@n0t_lily738 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. We stand with shopping carts in abandoned parking lots in bikinis.
@spider-man015
@spider-man015 4 жыл бұрын
Yes we always do that~ ://////////
@lonaameera376
@lonaameera376 4 жыл бұрын
I eat shoes in my sleep
@blurob1326
@blurob1326 4 жыл бұрын
what the hell lona? thats only a rookie thing to do
@jonchesterlaguartilla6894
@jonchesterlaguartilla6894 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ellesentertainment7938
@ellesentertainment7938 4 жыл бұрын
That’s my average Wednesday afternoon 😌
@ArzonMusic
@ArzonMusic 6 жыл бұрын
you having to replace the music actually made the video better i think lmfao
@clairesteinbeisser6652
@clairesteinbeisser6652 2 жыл бұрын
6:00 Can we talk about how this crying is actually very realistic?
@LaHorchatera
@LaHorchatera 7 ай бұрын
he's a theatre kid so it's expected
@zoroooooooooooooooooooooooo
@zoroooooooooooooooooooooooo 6 жыл бұрын
plot twist: greg isn’t the fastest growing army, it’s actually the nutcracker men
@austinbartholomew2115
@austinbartholomew2115 6 жыл бұрын
vika i dont start in a war
@martinthewarrior5016
@martinthewarrior5016 6 жыл бұрын
omg they are multiplying!!!
@zohriabibi3109
@zohriabibi3109 6 жыл бұрын
THEORIES =O
@tigerseye1002
@tigerseye1002 6 жыл бұрын
**Illuminati music plays**
@moaka8
@moaka8 6 жыл бұрын
How fucking dare you?
@xoxbrook
@xoxbrook 5 жыл бұрын
Simon says lets together bath Well, Simon said so
@strawberryflavoredbleach4973
@strawberryflavoredbleach4973 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@microwave2439
@microwave2439 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@mouthwaterin
@mouthwaterin 5 жыл бұрын
Guys, Does anybody has sauces I can borrow?
@billlllllllllllll
@billlllllllllllll 5 жыл бұрын
but papa was replaced, so lets together sad. maybe one day we can together bath again boxboy and sexyjefo seem to be the only hope of together bathing again
@Phoenix2.5D
@Phoenix2.5D 5 жыл бұрын
Bring the whistle
@hoodieallen
@hoodieallen 6 жыл бұрын
the girl at 8:00 is a professional adult acress, i wouldn't know that i've never seen her work or any work of adulting ever but pls know i am for sure certain that she is an actress
@resonance_e
@resonance_e 6 жыл бұрын
Not that I watch this type of content, but her name is Skyla Novea
@Fapdragon
@Fapdragon 6 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is this comment? Hoodie Allen commenting on a Danny Gonzalez video about a pornstar. Not something I thought I’d see.
@anonymousfox345
@anonymousfox345 6 жыл бұрын
wow cool thanks for the lead hoodie allen
@k0rviid
@k0rviid 6 жыл бұрын
Hoodie Allen thank you allen very cool
@shuttheyourmouth7626
@shuttheyourmouth7626 6 жыл бұрын
Gustavo Ribeiro I mean just admit it, we all do it man
@indubitablyapi1859
@indubitablyapi1859 2 жыл бұрын
11:13 oh god.. he looks like he has a black eye… somebody help this poor man..
@colette.78
@colette.78 6 жыл бұрын
Dude singing the copyrighted music changed this video from a 9 to a 10
@peachymillie1526
@peachymillie1526 5 жыл бұрын
colette tozier this video was ALREADY a ten 😂
@rachel7682
@rachel7682 5 жыл бұрын
From 10 to 20
@tinybabymonkey3785
@tinybabymonkey3785 5 жыл бұрын
*My mom comes in my room and goes "who you watching" so I go "Danny Gonzalez" and she goes "he's cute"* My mom is Greg now 😂
@rcg224
@rcg224 5 жыл бұрын
she has good taste . welcome to greg
@accountdeleted149
@accountdeleted149 5 жыл бұрын
Danny Is Cute *But He's Married*
@windowsxp8597
@windowsxp8597 5 жыл бұрын
w3lcome to Greg
@jakerousseau2918
@jakerousseau2918 5 жыл бұрын
What if your dad is Danny??
@sydneymorris450
@sydneymorris450 5 жыл бұрын
Weird
@YellowLemonRedApple
@YellowLemonRedApple 6 жыл бұрын
It's the year 2020, Greg has taken over the world and Danny is crushed under the weight of a room of filled with Nutcrackers
@evanxstar
@evanxstar 3 жыл бұрын
Danny replacing the music is *AMAZING* makes it so much better
@Marshmallow_1111
@Marshmallow_1111 6 жыл бұрын
danny: i wanna be box boy :( my two brain cells: im already box boy
@subscribetopewdiepie8851
@subscribetopewdiepie8851 6 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking 😂
@nono8146
@nono8146 6 жыл бұрын
WhAt about jEfF?
@chichi11111_
@chichi11111_ 6 жыл бұрын
What about widow maker
@viktorijatrajkovasavevska5965
@viktorijatrajkovasavevska5965 6 жыл бұрын
@@chichi11111_ im aLrEaDy wIdOwMaKeR
@OGsploorp
@OGsploorp 6 жыл бұрын
@@nono8146 i am already joff
@n0t_lily738
@n0t_lily738 4 жыл бұрын
This girl just got kidnapped...what are her friends supposed to do? They aren't triplets anymore. They're just twins. That's illegal.
@LeftyIsLefty
@LeftyIsLefty 4 жыл бұрын
didn’t you already comment
@turtlelord8021
@turtlelord8021 4 жыл бұрын
@@LeftyIsLefty you're allowed to comment twice
@LeftyIsLefty
@LeftyIsLefty 4 жыл бұрын
@@turtlelord8021 Oh then my bad
@turtlelord8021
@turtlelord8021 4 жыл бұрын
@@LeftyIsLefty I can't tell if your joking or not
@LeftyIsLefty
@LeftyIsLefty 4 жыл бұрын
@@turtlelord8021 I would never joke, I am serious.
@sbbs3534
@sbbs3534 6 жыл бұрын
Quick question, are _you_ Danny Gonzalez? Or like,,,?? You should clarify,,,maybe change your channel name to ImDannyGonzalez
@KaliTakumi
@KaliTakumi 6 жыл бұрын
Can you use full stops instead of commas...
@general5503
@general5503 6 жыл бұрын
@judy no, it's annoying as shit
@KaliTakumi
@KaliTakumi 6 жыл бұрын
@judy Let people breathe? Geez do you think using punctuation correctly is a heavy task? Not like they have to do it, I'm really just pointing it out
@brianjack49
@brianjack49 6 жыл бұрын
@judy People with an education tend to find it annoying.
@KaliTakumi
@KaliTakumi 6 жыл бұрын
@judy Listen, I'm not roasting them or yelling at them. I just asked if they could correct the punctuation. All I honestly expected was them to explain why they decided to use commas. It's not that serious. Nobody here is pressed except seemingly you.
@annamarine730
@annamarine730 2 жыл бұрын
5:40 *HE’S W E T!*
@lilmarkos5729
@lilmarkos5729 6 жыл бұрын
Danny: I wanna be boxboy Imboxboy: i'm already boxboy
@astr0girl786
@astr0girl786 6 жыл бұрын
What about sexyjefo?
@OGsploorp
@OGsploorp 6 жыл бұрын
@@astr0girl786 im already joff
@hurmaaziz1126
@hurmaaziz1126 6 жыл бұрын
AHHH LMFOA
@leland8021
@leland8021 6 жыл бұрын
@@hurmaaziz1126 laughing my fucking off ass
@ogsunny3394
@ogsunny3394 6 жыл бұрын
bruh u stole a comment
@TheSkirtAlerts
@TheSkirtAlerts 6 жыл бұрын
Your voice over songs make this video just...that much better. Never stop singing, Danny 😂.
@sastan5495
@sastan5495 6 жыл бұрын
The multiplication of the little nutcracker guy is making me very uneasy
@abbylewis1904
@abbylewis1904 6 жыл бұрын
Lol I know. I didn't know if they were slowly increasing in number or I was just going crazy
@ofthecaribbean
@ofthecaribbean 6 жыл бұрын
Fastest growing army on KZbin (Nutcrackerz r redcoat soldiers)
@aidathellama1472
@aidathellama1472 6 жыл бұрын
SAS Tan elf on the shelf? Pffffffffft. Get a nutcracker. _they _*_wont_*_ kill you_
@LostApotheosis
@LostApotheosis 6 жыл бұрын
Its a hostile takeover.
@JCruz512
@JCruz512 6 жыл бұрын
He should add a new nutcracker guy every video, so eventually they'll take over and the nutcrackers will consume Danny and in turn...us.
@DC-fx4zz
@DC-fx4zz 3 жыл бұрын
14:39 when you follow someone and their newest picture or video pops up on your starting page, it counts as a view even if you just looked at it for 5 seconds and then started screaming
@senilerodent
@senilerodent Жыл бұрын
I really like this situation
@Broccolie
@Broccolie 3 жыл бұрын
_“6 words you _*_NEVER_*_ want to hear when standing in front of a trolley in an abandoned parking garage”_ *“I mEaN iF sIMoN sAYs So”*
@ToastCheesie
@ToastCheesie 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@anasexualmeatbag2979
@anasexualmeatbag2979 2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to become a serial killer, and right before I kill people, I’ll yell, “if Simon says so”
@nikolaiestrella6785
@nikolaiestrella6785 4 жыл бұрын
3:58 "Simon Can't Be Reasoned With" would be a good tagline for a horror movie.
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 4 жыл бұрын
_Incoming reference no one will understand_ *Simon belmont walks in* Dracula: TF BRO STOP BREAKING MY WALLS Death: Bro, Simon's can't be reasoned with
@mrdepresso5453
@mrdepresso5453 3 жыл бұрын
@@lvbboi9 I get it
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrdepresso5453 You belong in this world
@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 3 жыл бұрын
@@lvbboi9 Castlevania?
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 3 жыл бұрын
@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Y e s
@james_big_balla3002
@james_big_balla3002 5 жыл бұрын
*Simon says to lead a racially charged mass genocide* “WelL IF SimOn SaYs SO”
@lovely_ducksyt
@lovely_ducksyt 5 жыл бұрын
Correction//Hitler:i mean if Simon said so
@thebitch4409
@thebitch4409 5 жыл бұрын
NO
@nothingspecial2589
@nothingspecial2589 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who is named Simon, I feel attacked lmao.
@oogabooga620
@oogabooga620 5 жыл бұрын
Charles Manson be like
@Lpkings-t2
@Lpkings-t2 5 жыл бұрын
Simon Says Indian yter
@seraftt
@seraftt 2 жыл бұрын
10:09 that was literally Ben laughing
@idkman7118
@idkman7118 3 жыл бұрын
These boys live in constant fear of what Simon will say next.
@menhera758
@menhera758 Жыл бұрын
"Simon says shoot yourself with this gun!" "I mean if Simon says so!" *shoots*
@TheRhynamo
@TheRhynamo 6 жыл бұрын
*THEORY* If Cody Ko and Danny fused, their fusion would look like a regularly-aged young person.
@familyfriendly7418
@familyfriendly7418 6 жыл бұрын
Shawn Rhyne 😝
@orishahar
@orishahar 6 жыл бұрын
oh shit... you’re right🧐
@keeganeilin8833
@keeganeilin8833 6 жыл бұрын
Tiny young meat face gang
@kennie39
@kennie39 6 жыл бұрын
u say this like they're not already fused
@gwf42urq1
@gwf42urq1 6 жыл бұрын
"Do you scream everytime you get naked" lmfao *SCREAMS*
@goodluucck
@goodluucck 6 жыл бұрын
Regina Saldana dang it i almost didnt like this bc the # of likes😂😂
@makardeku
@makardeku 6 жыл бұрын
now just imagine in the bedroom with your partner and that happens... 😂😂😂😂
@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734
@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734 6 жыл бұрын
the question is do you get naked everytime you scream ???
@robertspurlock6299
@robertspurlock6299 11 ай бұрын
Danny: This dude really wants you to punch him. Me, grinny with joy like I've been waiting for this moment my entire life: With pleasure!
@jojobama7815
@jojobama7815 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the first guy holds back a little because he doesn't actually want to hurt him but the second guy probably saw all of their videos and beats the life out of box boy. 10:03
@Merpsicles
@Merpsicles 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lmao he didn't hold back (that much at least)
@ona512
@ona512 3 жыл бұрын
love the character analysis
@supervegito8340
@supervegito8340 3 жыл бұрын
First guy was like “man idk you I don’t wanna hurt you man” second guy just felt sended it like “ha fuck you”
@colins6118
@colins6118 4 жыл бұрын
Man: I consent! Woman: I consent! Simon: I don't. Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
@randominternetguy3537
@randominternetguy3537 3 жыл бұрын
The child does not consent to being conceptualized
@cryptid221
@cryptid221 3 жыл бұрын
Simon didn’t say
@yojimbo_ejh
@yojimbo_ejh 3 жыл бұрын
@@cryptid221 What did simon not say
@istolemelonsbread5339
@istolemelonsbread5339 3 жыл бұрын
@@yojimbo_ejh o h b o y
@samaradashwood1491
@samaradashwood1491 3 жыл бұрын
their parents ?
@faithe-marieh2094
@faithe-marieh2094 6 жыл бұрын
All I want for Christmas is for Danny to do a cover of oops I did it again
@emaradanovic6669
@emaradanovic6669 6 жыл бұрын
OMG
@faithe-marieh2094
@faithe-marieh2094 6 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Sher yes?
@faithe-marieh2094
@faithe-marieh2094 6 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Sher oops I did it again lol
@faithe-marieh2094
@faithe-marieh2094 6 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Sher ya lol depending on your age you might not know it
@arier1989
@arier1989 2 жыл бұрын
8:55 don’t teach other guys to sexually harass girls..
@joseherrero3421
@joseherrero3421 4 жыл бұрын
7:46 Yes, I a female human person, did enter a store in my lingerie, bought nothing and left to the roof to end myself.
@Bell-ih5ln
@Bell-ih5ln 4 жыл бұрын
It happens every time where I live
@troubledorange2896
@troubledorange2896 4 жыл бұрын
I tried doing that yesterday, but i was interrupted by a young male and he waterboarded me... i now have no will to live.
@uniboy13
@uniboy13 4 жыл бұрын
@@troubledorange2896 wait, he waterboarded you. Either you meant to say motorboated, or you're a threat to national security and that guy was a federal agent.
@troubledorange2896
@troubledorange2896 4 жыл бұрын
@@uniboy13 Honestly, i think both... Yesterday a man in a suit chased me screaming, then i climbed to the roof and i got both motorboarded and waterboarded
@bruv3891
@bruv3891 6 жыл бұрын
I wanna be boxboy *I'm already box boy*
@hectorortiz9593
@hectorortiz9593 6 жыл бұрын
kanye's MAGA hat nerf box boy
@user-ft4ww9po7x
@user-ft4ww9po7x 6 жыл бұрын
What about *Kristen Hanby?*
@khiraofficial5754
@khiraofficial5754 6 жыл бұрын
I wanna be Greg *I'm already Greg*
@squiddywiddyIII
@squiddywiddyIII 6 жыл бұрын
kanye's MAGA hat that’s exactly what I was thinking
@saintazepam
@saintazepam 6 жыл бұрын
Delet
@hannahs3690
@hannahs3690 6 жыл бұрын
everytime one of your covers played I got naked and screamed.
@hannahemily9982
@hannahemily9982 6 жыл бұрын
Oml
@MarvelsScreamSimp
@MarvelsScreamSimp Жыл бұрын
I know nobody cares. But I honestly really appreciate him saying "Someone" instead of a girl or something at 6:47. It's nice to see someone not just pretend that women are the only beings that could and do go through situations like this
@alphavasson5387
@alphavasson5387 3 ай бұрын
I care!
@deityofgarbage
@deityofgarbage 6 жыл бұрын
i'm really tempted to get truly greg t-shirt for my dad, because his name truly is greg
@devynjanae8334
@devynjanae8334 6 жыл бұрын
Mary Morris do it
@bethel_6571
@bethel_6571 6 жыл бұрын
I was gonna get one for myself but my boss' name is Greg and he's horrible, I don't want him to think I like him :p
@annanyamenon470
@annanyamenon470 6 жыл бұрын
DO IT
@skull_party13
@skull_party13 6 жыл бұрын
DEFINITELY GET IT FOR HIM
@AngeliqueAyala
@AngeliqueAyala 6 жыл бұрын
Do it. 100% Do it now.
@alexandrapedro2368
@alexandrapedro2368 6 жыл бұрын
When you started singing "girls like you " (13:15)I legit died of laughter 😂😂😂😂
@10gabreal
@10gabreal 5 жыл бұрын
“Simon says to subscribe to Danny Gonzalez” *WELL IF SIMON SAYS SO*
@michellebautista6625
@michellebautista6625 4 жыл бұрын
Im already done so... 𝓗𝓪
@gretchiemations9240
@gretchiemations9240 4 жыл бұрын
𝓗𝓪
@Kliff_Street100
@Kliff_Street100 4 жыл бұрын
Cracked Minecrafter you ruined it I hope your sorry
@Bananacatboi
@Bananacatboi 4 жыл бұрын
GoodStuff INC I am :(
@isabel-mj7ms
@isabel-mj7ms 4 жыл бұрын
𝓗𝓪
@theMailmansHere
@theMailmansHere 3 жыл бұрын
I looked it up. Google says: *Greg is the fastest growing army on KZbin. It's a fact so well known that you don't even have to look it up*
@CharlieBruinsFilms
@CharlieBruinsFilms 4 ай бұрын
Why would you look it up?
@BubbleGummiii
@BubbleGummiii 4 ай бұрын
This betrayal will never be forgotten
@twofat1204
@twofat1204 4 жыл бұрын
Danny: *sees boxboy litteraly kidnap a women" Also Danny: Yea thats all normal ways to annoy the public
@giovanijasso9314
@giovanijasso9314 4 жыл бұрын
Hello
@twofat1204
@twofat1204 4 жыл бұрын
@@giovanijasso9314 Hi
@giovanijasso9314
@giovanijasso9314 4 жыл бұрын
My unborn twin
@twofat1204
@twofat1204 4 жыл бұрын
@@giovanijasso9314 *sweats from the eyes* i am not unborn infact i am you
@giovanijasso9314
@giovanijasso9314 4 жыл бұрын
Davis nooooo
@annearocho6707
@annearocho6707 6 жыл бұрын
You and Drew Gooden should recreate some of these two's videos
@cell4r
@cell4r 6 жыл бұрын
I fully support this.
@_indigo_inked
@_indigo_inked 6 жыл бұрын
People need to see this comment...😩👌
@rebeccak9597
@rebeccak9597 6 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss
@SmithDigital1
@SmithDigital1 6 жыл бұрын
Danny, Drew and Cody should recreate these bad videos together
@finngreen8746
@finngreen8746 6 жыл бұрын
yessssss
@paulxo325
@paulxo325 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If you google "the fastest growing army on youtube" it's actually Greg.
@tomhardysluciouslips
@tomhardysluciouslips 5 жыл бұрын
Greg thefastestgrowingarmyonyoutube.com
@nadia-if2qy
@nadia-if2qy 5 жыл бұрын
YOU GOOGLED IT!?? DONT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THAT???? THE NUTCRACKERS THEYRE COMING FOR Y0_3:×&>@[#(#(* RU>$,#N-*÷
@danikadowling8875
@danikadowling8875 5 жыл бұрын
Dj Snaky Ik I just looked it up and all it said was Greg 😂😂😂
@paulxo325
@paulxo325 5 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact: The nutcrackers are holding me hostage because i told you all this, and if they catch me on my phone they will
@Kaylee4297
@Kaylee4297 5 жыл бұрын
HE SAID NOT TO SEARCH IT UP. U HAVE SINED THE GGGGRRRREEEEGGGGG
@faraway6512
@faraway6512 3 жыл бұрын
I LOOOKED IT UP AND GREG IS ACTUALLY THE RESULTS U GET- I CANT-
@helloagain7823
@helloagain7823 6 жыл бұрын
Danny’s cover version of the songs actually made the video funnier
@firstnamelastname-du6gv
@firstnamelastname-du6gv 6 жыл бұрын
danny: i wanna be box boy imboxboy: *I’M ALREADY BOX BOY*
@campbell9701
@campbell9701 6 жыл бұрын
Allie Thomas Tik tok?
@zac6876
@zac6876 6 жыл бұрын
Allie Thomas thanks for stealing my comment
@kendallisokish3047
@kendallisokish3047 6 жыл бұрын
Wow
@kelegoodwin1470
@kelegoodwin1470 6 жыл бұрын
Please no
@saltyfrys6605
@saltyfrys6605 6 жыл бұрын
Kwite already is
@breadtos
@breadtos 5 жыл бұрын
BoxBoy: Smash or Punch? Everyone: *WATERMELON ABUSE IS INVALID*
@ContainmentDirector
@ContainmentDirector Жыл бұрын
i paused this to go do something and i forgot where I paused it at and i just heard danny screaming when i unpaused it.
@lemonandlife
@lemonandlife Жыл бұрын
Lol
@OneHappyOnion
@OneHappyOnion 6 жыл бұрын
I kind of hope he just keeps adding nutcrackers until the whole room is just full of them and he still does not acknowledge or talk about it
@kawaiipanda6669
@kawaiipanda6669 5 жыл бұрын
Ummm...
@isabellastokes5099
@isabellastokes5099 5 жыл бұрын
Anje Tait yes
@jkirk6418
@jkirk6418 5 жыл бұрын
*Its Greg or nothing!*
@howdy.8979
@howdy.8979 5 жыл бұрын
The nutcrackers are just going to be piled up until they are all on top of him whenever he films
@evilspacezombie9
@evilspacezombie9 5 жыл бұрын
Anje Tait yes
@jessicagomez9037
@jessicagomez9037 6 жыл бұрын
WAIT A MINUTE, THERES 3 NUTCRACKER BOYS NOW?!?!?!??!
@Danny-Gonzalez
@Danny-Gonzalez 6 жыл бұрын
Jessica Gomez hey you’re in my secret club
@duffi5290
@duffi5290 6 жыл бұрын
They're multiplying
@buiscutdog9090
@buiscutdog9090 5 жыл бұрын
Soon the room will be filled
@Tiffanyramirez-q2v
@Tiffanyramirez-q2v 5 жыл бұрын
Danny Gonzalez DANNNNNYY
@laniyee9319
@laniyee9319 5 жыл бұрын
Danny Gonzalez hi
@carolinemk8
@carolinemk8 5 жыл бұрын
I'mboxboy: "Punch me." *holding boxing gloves* Me: *slowly gives awkward but much needed hug*
@emery-gaming
@emery-gaming 5 жыл бұрын
Carrie Kerins Id punch him for stealing the name of a great series from Nintendo.
@boluayeni2886
@boluayeni2886 5 жыл бұрын
Carrie Kerins, it’s sad when he just says ‘punch me’ *Sees other videos* Ugh, nevermind
@thelost2770
@thelost2770 2 жыл бұрын
6:44 it’s like a king telling his son to take what ever bride he wants back in medieval times. Instead of just picking a girl he gets really hyped and runs and picks her up
@torigeschrey6321
@torigeschrey6321 6 жыл бұрын
Your background is slowly getting more festive and I very much like it
@ZeldaHyrulian
@ZeldaHyrulian 6 жыл бұрын
petition for danny to make full covers of some of these songs
@michaelthomas305
@michaelthomas305 6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Computercat1008
@Computercat1008 6 жыл бұрын
Of course
@MsUnicornbitch
@MsUnicornbitch 6 жыл бұрын
So I went to a school nearby this guy and we had quite a few mutuals (he went to a really prestigious private school that had a lot of douchebags attending; though most of his friends I met were nice people) my friend once invited him to her party and whilst there he was sipping red wine on her expensive white couch. When she asked him to drink it somewhere else as to not stain the couch he pointed to his watch and said "honey I can just buy you a new one". Another time I went clubbing & his friends joined up with us; he literally didn't say one word to anyone but like one friend the whole time. Also his first 15,000 followers were given to him by a bot lmao.
@jotarokujo1317
@jotarokujo1317 6 жыл бұрын
MsUnicornbitch if this is legit than this comment needs more attention
@rumham7631
@rumham7631 6 жыл бұрын
im guessing boxboy he is 500x worse
@j6shu
@j6shu 6 жыл бұрын
which one sis we needa know jsjshsjdjdjj
@MsUnicornbitch
@MsUnicornbitch 6 жыл бұрын
@@j6shu + Rum Ham Yes boxboy!! I commented before I even watched the video and realised it was on boxboy and jeff, because I needed Greg to know how cringe and obnoxious he actually is. But the school he went to was the most expensive in my area with a yr12 tuition fee of around $33k imagine your parents spending that much for you to become a fucking instagram comedian (they're probs kinda trash too if their child is that entitled though). I would cry.
@joellejohnson4153
@joellejohnson4153 6 жыл бұрын
MsUnicornbitch wait so boxboy did all of that?? How long ago was this?
@IceyTheCat
@IceyTheCat 3 жыл бұрын
imboxboy is the embodiment of loud = funny
@KlemoneDeal
@KlemoneDeal Жыл бұрын
so is sr pelo. Except sr pelo does it kind of well
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