I Am Hot = Comedy?

[@sailorstickybunz]

"what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny

[@earthqu8]

Who are there no replies this is lowkey funny

[@bomiadept]

bruh, you just destroyed him.

[@Stella-dj8rg]

Well he did get punched

[@Gaymangon]

The punchline is the punch

[@t.d.3803]

hashtag wednesday

[@katiec8698]

The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.

[@rukmaniramanathan8707]

Bruh u copied

[@iguessmynamesriya7658]

Well shit

[@ellabby8501]

:0

[@katiec8698]

Rukmani Ramanathan I didn’t “copy” I just thought I’d share it in the comments. Didn’t know somebody already said it.

[@birdylady3332]

Hmmm this looks familiar....

[@joaquinarellano2439]

You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl

[@i-7710]

fr

[@Impulsiveartist]

I was thinking the same thing I'm like that's the girl who recently got abused by this bastard

[@leboba2671]

If only Danny had known! Could’ve called that idiot out!

[@Alex-fw9hd]

Ha

[@dianasrisuk9612]

wait W H A T

[@lvbboi9]

"RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married" Fifty Shades of Grey basically

[@auntbill8166]

Dude.... DUDE!! *DUDE!!!* fifty shades of greg

[@lvbboi9]

@@auntbill8166 b r u h

[@charles_capet321]

Wait why aren’t married people supposed to watch fifty shades

[@lvbboi9]

@@charles_capet321 it's a jk cuz no one's gonna watch that shit except single moms who just wanna see the hot guy.

[@hat7475]

BAHAHAHA NOO 😭

[@ria7106]

the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+

[@pixelinnie]

@Amelia Aguilar Reyes yeah I'm actually pretty sure he's in jail 😳

[@pixelinnie]

@Amelia Aguilar Reyes exactly he's not hot anyway

[@catiegaming6049]

It does say "advised", not "only"

[@safakhawar7032]

@Catie Ard lol

[@pixel3045]

🤡same guy that dated and sexually abused a 17 year old huh

[@sleepyidiot2010]

Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@pepperlynn3075]

Yeah, the comments are all about raydiaz or whatever his name is

[@薇vern]

Oh god wtf

[@prismancy7182]

@@TaylorAmelia Of course a handful of 12 year old are dumb as shit, they're children. That's just stating the obvious.

[@prismancy7182]

@@PetSymmetry yeah thet are? Gen Z is people born from around 1997-2012. A twelve year old would be born around 2008.

[@eurekamreum5458]

But Danny is thirteen, how could he be a pedo?

[@pocketfulloposeys7525]

Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is Comment section: *He in jail lololol*

[@BigLettuce07]

Omg same

[@deadlyducks2139]

pocket Fullo'Poseys same

[@giraffegirl3858]

pocket Fullo'Poseys same

[@semenandgayuncle]

Comments: lolololol ray’s in jailllll Me: owo???

[@nejirehado4787]

Lol samee

[@BlackWolf207]

Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.

[@girfuentes]

BROOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

[@SongSteel]

Explain? I wasn't in tiktok at this time

[@sushihater]

@@SongSteel he abused and dated a 16 yr old

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

@@sushihater did you just copy some comment? Also, that's not the point of the comment

[@vinny1883]

That's its job.

[@thexhaunt]

I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.

[@jordanfoust8494]

Haha

[@captaindonut5240]

Whats up greg

[@twilightprincess0256]

Oh my god, wazzup greg lmaooo

[@mechi8925]

Wazzup Greg

[@zoeh.4421]

Omg I just commented "what if someone named Greg watched Danny's videos" 😂😂

[@SailorMoolong]

The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch

[@faithkidwell9757]

Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.

[@sethrowlands760]

Is he still in prison ?

[@cantbekam]

@@sethrowlands760 I think he paid off the bail but idk

[@bakar2134]

@@faithkidwell9757 timestamp

[@kirstinx9074]

@@bakar2134 8:32

[@Tom-sc3ux]

Imagine his wife just hearing WHERE ARE THE GIRLS being screamed from the next room

[@cheesecheese6950]

Laura sadly isn't home when he films. 😔

[@LavroseRovender]

Cheese Cheese wait really?

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

she died in Afghanistan so that’s not a problem

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

Youssef Motawi they’re the same person. It doesn’t matter which fake name you use, we know it’s all the same anyway

[@bigtonecity]

His wife be like👁👄👁

[@spencer_907]

the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time

[@AlsoFin]

And the way he says it so seriously 😂

[@lungse.2565]

​loop

[@memes4themasses365]

Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen

[@sachio8610]

​@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.

[@memes4themasses365]

Kieran Leiber preach my man

[@sachio8610]

@@kieranleiber6823 yea lmao

[@clownedkory6743]

what the hell did this cheese cheese guy say

[@TheOGmaxgrace]

Yeah what did cheese cheese say

[@theunreadyone]

*gets hit by a car* I DON’T CARE

[@alikirb]

Death: Your time has come. Me: *I DON'T CARE.*

[@mikapii5210]

**gets shot 23 times** _I dOn'T cArE!!1!_

[@alikirb]

@@mikapii5210 Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? Me: *I DONT CARE*

[@cthulhugodofdestruction2913]

Meets Danny in person Omg I care

[@katiea2006_]

*doesnt care* I DONT CARE

[@ind7kuh]

Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live. Girl: i dOn'T cArE

[@victorsardinia7120]

I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper

[@leawise437]

I would be like “OH HELL YEAH IMMA TAKE A NAP UNTIL I DIE”

[@maryn3606]

Me:like i was having a life..

[@wivwoogie642]

*i d o n t c a r e*

[@soup-flavored-soup6613]

Ha not any more!! *shoots self*

[@Cauliflower_Content]

This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny! (This happened three weeks ago)

[@bistopher]

I am in jail = Comedy?

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

Comedy = I am in jail?

[@hexagonPie]

I am hot = jail?

[@ChristianM395]

Lol

[@_Https.maddie]

Yes

[@iamme3941]

@Vortex GamingYT hot jail? Jail jail hot spicy?

[@Karatebob782]

This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app

[@cocoartist1541]

AJ O'Connell 😂😂😂

[@safaeelba1266]

AHAHAHAHA ngl it does

[@crystalrenee9082]

OMG it’s a secret

[@matejdimovski9528]

That’s the secret of the club 😶

[@_Moe]

The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone. Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it. So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.

[@slickwilliam9597]

Danny you need to do a face reveal

[@slickwilliam9597]

Omg guys thanks for 1 like I meant 3.2k likes

[@softbabeh]

Jacorb Robbins we seriously need this

[@tiantian5693]

Exactly we have been waiting for so long

[@playermouni]

IKR

[@unregisteredhypercam3969]

lmao u right why doesnt he just do it already

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club" 7.7M people: "You got it"

[@lad2812]

“Um actually… it’s 9,032,235 People 🤓”

[@brainrot__]

@@lad2812 "Well actually, it's 9,122,724 🤓"

[@skylar0904]

@@brainrot__ "BNo, actually, it's 9,280,978 views 🤓"

[@TheRobloxiansOfficialGroup]

@skylar "Actually its 9,473,383🤓"

[@TheRobloxiansOfficialGroup]

Omg helluva boss and Danny Gonzalez fan yasssss

[@sydneyd.8261]

Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*

[@lostsilver9311]

WhAt WUt?? He did what?!

[@incognitonotsure909]

Yeah he dated a 16 year old he made videos with

[@nabil4281]

I don't care

[@sydneyd.8261]

@@lostsilver9311 yeah the blonde girl he kissed in this video to make his ex jealous was his girlfriend that he abused

[@seigeengine]

@incognito not sure PEDOPHILIA IS THE ATTRACTION TO PREPUBESCENTS. Was that clear enough for you, or should I rent a billboard?

[@meow_meow_inc]

Requirement of Danny’s secret club: Must be 18+ Single And Cuba.

[@stick-itproductions.3307]

(advised)

[@jagerbaby8628]

Dang I’m not Cuba

[@meow_meow_inc]

Jk6505 Lol Out. Get out. OUT NOW

[@zodupont]

aww...man I wish I was Cuba...welp ok then...

[@rollerskatez4807]

Kaija Koenigberg you must be cuba

[@autumnhardwick143]

Danny's initials= DG Drew's initials=DG Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.

[@alexis7264]

Or should we say dranny

[@luvlytani]

*Illuminati music plays*

[@Fffffferal]

Cody's initials = DG

[@gavincasey5547]

Woah, Cody Ko = CK Kurtis Conner = KC Is kurtis conner just reverse cody ko?

[@bellaelleira]

This thread has left me with a lot of unanswered questions🤔😐

[@SudTheBud420]

5 YEARS AGO IS INSANE

[@ToastyPouchez96]

Covid was our 9/11

[@alexs.7956]

Right???!

[@mishahadfield3106]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[@gabe99er60]

Almost 6

[@joocebox793]

He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.

[@sneakysnek572]

Ahahahaha abuse is so funny. Legitimate trauma is such a great prank haha /j

[@NWKohout]

@@sneakysnek572 men Edit: supposed to be mean

[@joshuatartar2731]

@@NWKohout you forgot to put “terrible” before men

[@NWKohout]

@@joshuatartar2731 oh spelling mistake I meant mean

[@hennegivensunday]

@Nobody I think u meant terrible mean 😂

[@shoolaces]

as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army

[@frikynikkid]

Should we gregs worry about it?

[@justadeadmeme6056]

frikynikkid probably

[@joey2face53]

@@frikynikkid yes there are already 2 nutcrackers _there multiplying_

[@jacksvlogs9924]

I’m really excited to look back in 4 weeks and see like 20 nutcracker guys scattered around the room.

[@entrcpy]

OH LAWD THEY COMIN’

[@nou6197]

Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.

[@Ryan-zi7id]

Dont worry, I wont

[@garfieldlovr69]

You haven't even joined

[@Ryan-zi7id]

@@garfieldlovr69 Touche

[@becomecryptic9126]

I won’t K

[@user-qg4wi3vs8l]

don't worry I won't

[@KampLola]

"let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂

[@calowenby1654]

Nothing wrong with that, fellow Greg.

[@meganeclover]

did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs

[@theonewhowearscrocs8591]

And if you replace the letters in 'abs', you'll get Craig, the slowest growing army on the internet, and you should look that up.

[@isabe1192]

you are absolutely hilarious

[@spiritualdanger]

You can also replace all the letterds in Craig you can spell Greg is the most fastest army on youtube and Danny is the best

[@hat7475]

Fuck I didn't know that!😲

[@splintertherat8123]

@@theonewhowearscrocs8591 to tyeiu

[@BooBotta]

If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo

[@user-mb7ud2kt1u]

Awesome.

[@zurieadam1703]

Nice😼😼

[@goldcoin9618]

So we can eat gregs?

[@titocristobal5573]

You cracked the code.

[@patdotdoc5700]

Area Breb Crec Dred Eree Fref GREG Hreh Irei Jrej Krek Lrel Mrem Nren Oreo Prep Qreq Rrer Sres Tret Ureu Vrev Wrew Xrex Yrey Zrez

[@schizophrenic1717]

“18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.

[@notherelol]

Aged backwards

[@the_randoms7742]

Neither did his relationships

[@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel]

E

[@Baertierchen_]

*pushes anime glasses*

[@gayclown69]

@@the_randoms7742 pfffttt

[@Luka0420]

The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD

[@blacksonder9252]

Might just be me, but I really don't find that dude hot.

[@riin4363]

Same

[@kimmiisholara8207]

BlackSonder same

[@Kirsten4260]

Yeah. Danny is way cuter imo.

[@mr.fahrenheit3768]

In terms of hot dudes, I'd put him in mid-tier. Even that might be too much

[@michaeldkapp]

Same but it might be because I’m a lesbian

[@logan8980]

ray diaz is the male version of lele pons

[@lcope9]

d u d e

[@kotaleonard3004]

Yaaaasssss Lele Pons

[@kamandtux]

Shut up. He’s so better

[@avaconte1366]

skinny TRUE!!!

[@asha17236]

skinny I’m pretty sure ray and Lele dated

[@goroakechi5007]

“how to sell your body on instagram” well first you had my attention but now you have my *interest*

[@gennysaihara9712]

This comment concerns me

[@yookai4229]

kokichi the fuck you doing here?

[@olive0319]

Why you here Kokichi- you better not nee hee hee me

[@goroakechi5007]

@lydia Be concerned. be very concerned, i don’t even remember writing this comment.

[@pissapocalypse]

@@gennysaihara9712 bro are you my sister

[@victorseverson7473]

Imagine being gregs neighbor and randomly hearing him scream "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!"

[@calowenby1654]

IT'S DANNY! I agree, though, that would be odd.

[@colgate489]

His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 10.4 million people know

[@vSylphiva]

7.2 actually 🤩

[@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446]

Congrats on 69 likes

[@colgate489]

@@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446 thanks

[@cagedcorvid]

congrats on 420 likes

[@colgate489]

@@cagedcorvid thanks man

[@fafuka9863]

Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you

[@averyurban5108]

I think he posted about him getting on his insta story the other day

[@fafuka9863]

Justin Okello lmao why

[@fafuka9863]

Avery Urban damn I missed it

[@joelokello9888]

@@fafuka9863 my roblox girlfriend broke up with me, now i need to let out my hate on the internet

[@fafuka9863]

Justin Okello fair enough, sorry for your loss

[@josephthegod3514]

Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be... Ray Pist

[@croissant2850]

i mean-

[@daveyerr5730]

lol wtf

[@arikuyu]

I was about to say “What” But nOw I get it and you are a genius.

[@notmax2273]

“Mr. Pist?” “Oh uh yeah”

[@4mere697]

Yes

[@jaykay030]

Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.

[@anika1799]

irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.

[@Zoriamustang]

@C.J Rex 18 years old

[@Blairaptor]

"Is being horizontal in mid-air a big thing in the fitness community?" Oh man I lost it

[@darthszarych5588]

Hes done it! Hes gone full horizantal!

[@ada8596]

I saw this right as he said it

[@andreabennett1786]

I like to browse the comments while watching the video and while I read this comment IN TUNE Danny said what you quoted 😝👏🤭

[@8k.1000]

I saw you're comment while he said that.

[@vyodka6637]

He hurt his knee *and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*

[@tsukarikaoru]

*dips tip of knee in puddle*

[@mariafausti3128]

Tsukari Kaoru **imaginary puddles

[@rachelleredd8803]

Lmao references

[@sevenunderwater8099]

omg i forgot about this!! perfect callback

[@black_dog_in_my_head]

After tarnishing his reputation, he started emotionally eating and became fat... and ugly.

[@EmiMartinezOfficial]

Drew's initials: DG Kurtis' initials: DG Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis

[@makenac2130]

Brent Rivera has left the chat

[@RO-vj4ie]

dry skin gal underrated comment

[@leilani4250]

that nigga ain't funny whatsoever

[@makenac2130]

@@elenaj3779 neither is Brent

[@seagull9497]

This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year. Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike. if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight. Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name. There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water. They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.

[@JC-kb1eh]

Yo I love shoe billed storks!!!

[@cheesecheese6950]

Nice, random fact, Greg.

[@hannavercelli8099]

Cool

[@persom7824]

Thank you

[@discontinuedcat1697]

Nice.

[@daralol8497]

"ʜᴇʜᴇ ʜᴇ's sᴏ sɪʟʟʏ" *stares at the camera*

[@samanthapurdy2053]

This part fucking KILLED ME

[@cowdy_]

I’m the 699th liker

[@tsunami4134]

Your lucky im the 1,002th like

[@hen5083]

8:26

[@laurenmason2115]

Holy shit, he's gone full horizontal. I'm 5 years late.

[@J4SPERR]

Same😭

[@Sheea_R]

Isn't he the child predator who told a little girl to kill her self?

[@indridhartley1504]

Yep

[@seigeengine]

Unless I've missed something, no. 16 year olds are not children, nor little girls.

[@indridhartley1504]

@@seigeengine Apparently you have missed something because sixteen year olds are little girls, and she was half his age. Also there's the whole, she's a minor thing...

[@seigeengine]

Great, YT deleting comments again. 16 is the age of consent in much of the USA and much of the developed world. If they were most anywhere other than California, age wouldn't have been a problem. So no, 16 year olds aren't little girls. Cut the crap.

[@indridhartley1504]

@@seigeengine uh actually thats where you're wrong. Age of consent refers to underaged kids of no more than two years apart having sex together. Not, a 30 something year old man having sex with and abusing a very young girl that could have been his daughter and was most likely very impressionable. At age 16, her brain was not fully developed and she most likely didnt have a lot of the emotional maturity that two consenting adults have. Not to mention that since this guy was abusive, he most likely groomed her and manipulated her into being with him and having sex with him.

[@evaperez5625]

*G* Floating *R* Horizontally *E* In *G* Midair

[@CarlTackett]

Umm that is a horrible acronym A proper one is G Floating R Horizontally E In G Midair and getting ripped

[@jelofishh]

I seriously thought those were acronyms

[@iCat4Ever]

I have a better one G these R are E very G stu.... there ok and funny actually

[@xXxjxXx-ww3et]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽

[@elis6447]

8:11

[@itsanolive7437]

Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror

[@rebekanickell8451]

Dude, stop flirting with a 13 year old

[@helmutschmidt84]

@@rebekanickell8451 13? I thought he was 12???

[@AuriofTheHooligans]

Smooth.

[@noahthmare]

No he's 1 year old.

[@brook.b117]

i thought he was 5 :o

[@Craigmeowmeow]

Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious

[@yuhnge1305]

Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.

[@shenyui3826]

SHH! dont say that, danny doesnt want others to know that

[@ichangedit1852]

Nah

[@rileykate6967]

wait can i still join idk how :/

[@amayahuq]

@@rileykate6967 uhh same

[@FemboyPeebis]

You know to much

[@DeejayCombs]

The fact that Ray Diaz hasn’t been canceled yet and he’s still growing on social media annoys me so much

[@M4rteevee]

Cause he's hot

[@Kittttydotcom]

M A he's not LOLOL

[@Kittttydotcom]

@@M4rteevee wack

[@M4rteevee]

@Sweters Bingus I'm a whore for Latino men

[@M4rteevee]

@@Kittttydotcom tasteless

[@tobibot761]

Jonny jonny Yes papa Being funny No papa Quality content No papa Posting daily Ha ha ha

[@cameronc1712]

It's me Chief 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ingeborggranli9547]

It's me Chief That worked way too good😂

[@lAmWrath]

I haven't seen anything more perfect thanbthis today.😂

[@marshmellowcream6364]

Your profile pic scared the hell out of me

[@CarolinaGarcia-ph3vi]

Lol

[@Defaultnoobisme]

The police: “you just murdered a child!” The girl: “I don’t care”

[@Im_doing_fine_thank_you]

The police: “You are going to jail” The girl “Oh n.. *I MEAN* I don’t care!!”

[@door-chan]

She actually did get arrested

[@ismaelalvarez8661]

​@@door-chanprove it

[@jakecash8338]

who’s here after ray diaz is in jail lol

[@lauraespinoza6211]

Meeeeeeeeeeeee

[@TwistedBeautynz]

Me but he got bailed out 😢

[@thomasmckevitt7350]

Meeeee

[@dontsubdontyadare5420]

R G look it up in google like me....he really ducked up!!!

[@shiokkotsu]

Aggressive Pizza It does. 16 year old still basically means a child. She was underage (not 18+) and Ray Dias was fucking 33

[@zoeleitao811]

“Hehe, he’s so silly. Why does he ride it like that.”-Danny Gonzalez

[@zoeleitao811]

so silly right

[@fionafiona9216]

😳

[@PurpleBandanaStudios]

Whats up greg it's *greg*

[@reiryuhnz1396]

Hey V-Sause, *V-Sause* here!

[@PurpleBandanaStudios]

@@reiryuhnz1396 I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING V-SAUCE LE GASP

[@duffi5290]

Danny forgot his own name...

[@why5981]

Sup Greg I’m also greg

[@Corwart]

Hotel? *H O T E L*

[@gaypossum6774]

One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me

[@niccvier]

I noticed it too

[@ImAllexx]

Wish I was hot and funny 😭

[@tadhgshortall8001]

Maybe try less of an edgy teen look and that might help

[@vanmaggit7747]

If you're hot then it cancels out the funny. You don't wanna be hot.

[@caitlinsyme3446]

Boys on Grindr like you.

[@palpersen4375]

lol u gei

[@TheLilylove2000]

Hot Timmy Turner lookin ass.

[@alienpatato2885]

Laura: *peaceful* Danny in the other room: *thud* oH f*Ck

[@wild_drisc5589]

Candy Cane I was gonna like it but I want to keep the likes at 69

[@kenziepearson744]

Smol Bean is past it so now we should get it to 420

[@Brootnoot]

Its illegal for me to like this now its at 420

[@erinthomson4172]

Now let’s get it to 666

[@4ayn_3]

Imagine how his wife feels when he's screaming in another room

[@emilymartin7864]

I think he waits for her to leave

[@boofstain1508]

@@emilymartin7864 to go where?

[@emilymartin7864]

@@boofstain1508 work or arends

[@ahobbit1273]

She probably just thinks about how strange her life is that Danny screaming in another room is how they pay the bills 😂

[@hannahbarbarian6786]

12:31

[@christopherminutolo9384]

I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.

[@Denmanisbetter]

Why would that make you glad you’re ugly?

[@colleen5807]

Am I the truest Greg now?

[@graced.6639]

I liked this comment because i wanna be in the secret club but i am broke so im applauding you for having more money than I.

[@kiaraparker3004]

@@graced.6639Ha ha lol 😂 same

[@-Mr-Frost-]

Colleen you have the Greg egg

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Colleen thank you for joining the secret club! Make sure no one finds out please.

[@alimarie6256]

Me too

[@effie676]

A NEW NUTCRACKER

[@lucysmith6123]

He posted about it on his IG

[@gamingwithgabbypalmer3325]

Omg

[@dmlppspringtraplover]

The nutcracker girl friend?

[@FurtadoIcaro]

Or boyfriend. It's 2018

[@henrybarreras5505]

They're multiplying

[@sunbakedsunflowers]

“Nothing says quality content like posting everyday” Unus Annus fans: *sweats*

[@pixelatedcyan677]

that channel went : 😚✌

[@squidcoffee]

Memento Mori

[@Rhyxelz]

That was quality content tho like- heck yeah memento mori.

[@sarak6883]

this is why they said no one else could pull what they did off. only mark and ethan can do such a big social experiment and actually succeed

[@pucamisc]

Memento Mori

[@lps_kiwi9752]

Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)

[@ericschnautz6603]

8:46 the dude has his hand covering the entire lens and that is honestly funnier than any video this dude is capable of making.

[@ratosphere]

It's such an awkward position anyways, he had to go out of his way to do it wrong

[@owyemen9367]

That's actually funny wtf

[@hexhollows]

"I'm sorry, but your mother passed away last night." "I don't cAAAAre..!"

[@T_T1357]

Timmy Nook more like Timmy NUKE UahaahahaaahahaahahaahayaushauahahauaahahaahahshahahahahysyhduahauahauauauauauaauauauahahahhaahahahhahAHAHAHWFSHAHSGHAHAHAHAAHHAHAUAUSYSHAUHAHAHAHHAYAHAUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHUAUUAAHAHAHAH

[@kristopher4130]

*animal crossing*

[@hexhollows]

@@kristopher4130 foolish earthling

[@Lardluh]

Animal Crossing is the am now great

[@harryandmarv6532]

Who's gonna be your lawyer? **demonic** I dON't cAaArE

[@michaelscott358]

Ray Diaz was also arrested for having inappropriate relations with a highschool girl FYI she's the blonde girl in his videos

[@pixel3045]

😹👏 and this mans what? 30? Dam

[@michaelscott358]

hxney_heart I think like 33

[@pixel3045]

Michael Scott ooof. Big no no

[@lianair4383]

hey uh we're bankrupt

[@naan000]

poor girl...

[@xoxomiha]

i'm still pissed that 13-year-old me didn't have to money to join the secret club and now it's gone :(

[@sheluvjojo9792]

Me too

[@ghostncodbrainrot]

i was 8 but real

[@nikatrenc-sato7550]

i find him really attractive..im talking about danny

[@burrito5673]

Samae

[@samuelgarces2226]

who dont lol

[@alemunnoz]

I think we all find him really attractive

[@emmajustemma8676]

Me too😂

[@briawilliams8833]

Lol me too tho

[@cultdaddyhound1731]

First rule of Greg club. Don't talk about Greg club

[@MizhiBirb]

Yeap shhhhhhh

[@MizhiBirb]

@I do it all Nate I am the Greg not the club.

[@Andromda]

Yeah... wait oh fuck

[@i_like_the_stupendium_alot1280]

I commented about Bill on surprise toys: they delete my comment. My response: bish wtf

[@keeper2245]

Secend rule of Greg Club. We don’t talk about Greg Club

[@themarauders2003]

8:26 how does Danny look so cute when doing this?!

[@miapolk1713]

Haha I was thinking the same thing

[@zoeytrent115]

right?

[@lophiii]

The Marauders ikr

[@ilovemycats8610]

.

[@mofledowe]

That's so cute. :3

[@Eliz_Creates]

12:13- I heard that song and immediately knew you where gonna get claimed-

[@noneexistent9599]

When you want to join the "secret club" but the join button has dissapered

[@calebr3097]

But why 🌭

[@strawberrypencl]

On mobile or pc because i also can't see it on mobile, but i dont know about pc

[@lillyreeve7484]

@@strawberrypencl cant see it on pc either :(

[@RaisinBrandFan]

ITS CUZ ITS SECRET!!!!!

[@earthtoursamajor]

Pretty sure he disabled the secret club :(

[@TatumBorealis]

I really liked today's sponsor!

[@ScarlieWarly]

same

[@gregoryschwartz9493]

Tatum Borealis me to

[@boccci]

i dunno hes really mean to me.

[@jessicasmith6865]

Wait I forgot what was it again.

[@weekelsiekelly]

jessica smith his sponsor was himself

[@aconstantstateofohio7211]

"THATS NOT COOL! MY KNEE HURTS!" -Danny Gonzalez, a couple years ago

[@Sleepy_Starlight]

1 year not a couple

[@aconstantstateofohio7211]

@@Sleepy_Starlight thats not really the point of the joke but ok ty for correcting me

[@tee3816]

what anime’s ur pfp of

[@Myneighbourdokja]

@@tee3816 Danganronpa

[@catherine7144]

irl makoto naegi Off topic but i love Naegi and Danganronpa. My fav characters are; Kokichi, Kaito, Ishimaru, Mondo, Gonta, Angie, Nagito, Hinata, and K1B0.. (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[@blokvader8283]

Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.

[@nat-oi2fh]

he recently got bailed out of jail even while he physically and verbally abused two teenagers... you gotta love america

[@RazzberryRazor]

You gotta love the dark facts of the world. Also you have probably met a murder before. :D

[@chunkle5655]

@@RazzberryRazor I'm sorry ma'am but can you not go around telling the internet about your adventures with shitty people? Like I'm sorry for you but really.

[@RByeet]

Goldo Experienceu Requiemu she’s just saying you’ve probably seen a murder without realizing it in your life at some point, who the fuck shit in you’re cereal this morning

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

*star spangled banner plays and Jeff Bezos shouts into his PS2 headphones microphone "MURICAAAA". Fireworks go off and guns are fired*

[@thewatcher9237]

What does the country have to do with the dude?

[@kimsmile811]

You have two nutcrackers now! This is life changing.

[@coltonallen1210]

Brenna The Panda lol this is so true

[@eddeliecoronado560]

-I thought I was the only one who noticed that.-

[@chesspiece4257]

Awwww... his nutcracker got a boyfriend!

[@audrey5734]

Yeah the first one got a girlfriend

[@tatumballou8621]

Brenna The Panda the nutcracker got marrid 💏

[@DJZBros]

*”That’s not cool, my knee hurts”* Ah yes, the pinnacle of intelligence.

[@pisscvre69]

I love that he just did it knowing full well hed land on hus face LOLOL danny commits to the bit

[@pugglesinrandomlandyt8950]

Fun fact: if you replace “Greg” with “danny” it becomes Danny

[@begaydocrimed8733]

Did you know that every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@raweewashoe327]

Ah yes, the floor is made of floor

[@Bumble._.Jellybottom]

omg epik fact :0

[@Whipwinder]

Wow, that _is_ fun, thanks!

[@sheena-p8t]

☹️ the secret club isn’t on mobile.... now we can’t stare at each other at Greg family dinner.

[@Jogjosmowwdkfs]

It totally is for me. Guess I won't see you at dinner Sheena

[@sono6917]

@@Jogjosmowwdkfs same, press f to pay respects

[@user-kw1xq2ef8i]

RIP 😢💔

[@justaduck9107]

@@Jogjosmowwdkfs wow you just joined his club I am jealous

[@Jenna-pi1vo]

It is for me, but I'm not paying 5 a month

[@narararamammily5386]

He’s not hot at all. He looks like a mutated potato with the personality of the supreme logo on a plain T-shirt.

[@maggiee639]

Nararara Mammily if he didn’t look like a cocky douche he would be attractive

[@freaxx666]

Oof

[@marinh.8301]

Maggie E if he wasn’t a cocky douche he’d be attractive too lol

[@RazzberryRazor]

Eh.. More like a muscly goat. Maaaa, maaaa. I hope he goes back to his home. The goat pen. Where his maaa maaa, can use the flip flop and teach him a lesson!

[@chunkle5655]

Now this is just so, so fucking true

[@lamb906]

“ 18+ advised “ yet he dates and abuses underage girls 😳😳😳

[@s0dapop664]

nini ; and that is the tea

[@NaMaykaTiShefa]

AW MAN

[@h7672]

wait what

[@RazzberryRazor]

Theres a lot of bad people, I know iM juSt a kiD still. But I have been through rough times, I'm only 11. Had my life crumble, had a "friend" try to murder me. Had many near death times, and loved ones die. I have had people hurt me everyday for 2 years straight. I have had my little sister almost die, had a person recently make my best friend turn on me. Theres bad things everywhere. Hes probably been in jail for it or may be in jail right now. Pay your respects to the women, but the past cant be un-done lets look for a happy future for those poor ladies.

[@slvsh77]

@@RazzberryRazor literally no one asked or cares

[@TheZamKids]

Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people

[@MrHenry-ru2xf]

*When the editing is nice* Hey, this editing is nice. Good job.

[@meredithhuls]

Mr. Henry my all time favorite comment

[@pkachu6957]

69th like

[@roguexxrenegade]

BOTTOM TEXT

[@alexreyna5620]

Hey Danny has a secret club

[@gachasoapy7447]

Xd

[@zee444]

i’ve only ever heard of him when he got exposed for abusing his girlfriend

[@miaverboom4560]

she snapped wait what?

[@barrellizard]

@@miaverboom4560 yeah ray diaz abused his girlfriend but he got out of jail because of money

[@emilyb.8219]

What??? I hope people spam that in the comments of all his shitty videos

[@indigometanoist6475]

Same. And the pedo stuff. 🤢

[@indigometanoist6475]

@@miaverboom4560 yup, there are recordings of him threatening to kill her or someone else. Drama alert has the tea.

[@gregxcelente4271]

When ever I feel lonely I watch the first 5 seconds of every one of Danny Gonzalez's videos

[@amneenja5720]

underrated comment

[@trustme-8058]

“Hey Greg”😂

[@aim4463]

^^^^

[@uhhidk73]

Aight imma go change my name to greg

[@cherywaves]

OMG SAMEE LMFAOO

[@ShlerpCat]

9:21 Danny that is just someone speedrunning super Mario 64

[@thiagoleonardo2484]

Relatable

[@TheKirztee]

i joined your secret club and have notifications turned on am i truly greg yet?

[@kuliet]

Yes, yes you are.

[@Lostinsilenthill]

You are truely a dumb ass now thats for sure

[@elsagranquist9755]

shhh!!! it’s a secret!

[@alexanderfelixmathewson9533]

Brad Malone damn calm down

[@TheSmallLamp]

no one is truly Greg but Greg

[@imalwaysonyoutube6864]

Rule 1 of the secret club do not tell anyone about the secret club

[@samsontelford4601]

I'm always on KZbin his name was Greg Paulson

[@killerxcrew4921]

Hey dude what club are you in

[@goodnightsaf]

How did you have that bald emoji in your name

[@lambling]

Fight club.

[@kuliet]

@@goodnightsaf Did you not watch the video/sponsor segment?

[@annylucia9658]

i’m not willing to pay five dollars thankfully, it’s only $4.99

[@_g0r3c0r3]

im in my rewatching every danny video era

[@mmmmhotpockets9417]

8:26 the cutest smile i’ve ever seen

[@bri-vb1wj]

your pfp skskskfkgkfksa

[@mmmmhotpockets9417]

강효진 sksksjsj what about it 😖

[@bri-vb1wj]

grotesque sunshine we s t a n

[@mmmmhotpockets9417]

강효진 bless me ach00 😎

[@bri-vb1wj]

grotesque sunshine simon says be c 0 o O l

[@Otaku-lg1xn]

“This is the most wednesday sh*t I have ever seen.” -Danny Gonzalez, 2018.

[@ms.monkey737]

Lol

[@paulinamiranda2117]

Laura: **chilling in another room** Danny: WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!! Laura: **sips tea**

[@flower17power89]

Paulina Miranda ha that was funny :)

[@cutecutexox]

lol

[@sleepybella8246]

XD bad joke

[@maceylps5947]

🤣

[@alyssa_2_966]

😆🤣😂