Instagram's Strangest "Magician"

[@cait5158]

drew and danny: we’re not the same person !! also drew and danny: *_upload at the exact same goddamn time_*

[@clovermint8925]

Why is everything posting that lol 😂

[@Sushmyt]

Clover Mint check Danny’s video before this

[@isabele4365]

Kurtis too 😂 not complaining tho

[@chuul1417]

im going to start a conspiracy theory now

[@maxjackson972]

also they both post a video with something to do with McDonalds

[@svenowsky]

"It's just cream not eye milk" ~ Drew Gonzalez 2019

[@mimiabdo7159]

I thought his name was...... nevermind

[@neptoro_o0o]

wait was this on purpose or........or ..........or are you just confused ok I'mma stop now

[@thatrandomgirlinyourcloset7448]

Blackwidowcat Kittylover16 what’s the difference?

[@laurenlopez4772]

drewny goodlez

[@headintheclouds7905]

@Blackwidowcat Kittylover16 Drew*

[@sleepingrepurr6317]

the guy under the table could've totally pranked this guy by just not solving the rubiks cube

[@wileystewart6645]

lol that would be amazing

[@Currently_Fangirling]

Wow what a power move 😂

[@stonkman387]

If it wasnt staged that would be funny

[@sami_irl]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@UM-vs9rp]

The thing is he does random moves but an actual rubiks cube methods is making a cross then the forst 2 layers then 2 algorithms to finish it yet he does like 7 moves and the world record is 3 seconds he does it in like 2 seconds that clip made me cringe a bit tbh lol

[@SoundsofAutumn6]

“That’s why your parents always tell you to drink milk, because your eye is made out of milk” Lactose intolerant people: ah that’s why my eye is a raisin

[@katelinbudge4213]

this killed me

[@old.artsy.newspaper8151]

i drink nine cups of milk a day 🧍🏼‍♀️

[@PrncLgn]

I have a friend who’s lactose intolerant- they’re blind-

[@Tw0Dots]

@@PrncLgn Not enough eye milk

[@TheTlotlo12]

Lmfao😂

[@Sierrrrraaaaa]

“That’s the end. That’s the joke. And that’s the tea” Drew, you always have the best quotes

[@kainovember]

Ah yes, Drew is the best comedian 😂

[@limp_dogs4evr638]

Its Danny not drew their different people.... I think

[@kenkaneki1235]

@@kainovember What is Joke?

[@ayesha-hh7qd]

@@limp_dogs4evr638 r/whooosh

[@ccasperc4803]

I am Thanos i think you got whooosh’d

[@nikkiesweet7939]

Danny: ... and close your eyes Me: No **sees a black screen** DAMMIT!

[@Tiffany__B]

danny and drew: WE!!!! ARE NOT!! THE SAME!!! PERSON!!!! danny and drew: *post at the exact same time, same minute and second every week*

[@rotting.remains]

Tiffany B. What a lame joke

[@kraxkarkax]

And have the same initials

[@kkitsune4522]

don’t forget Kurtis 🤠

[@hamiltonandcats7274]

Tiffany B. Same with Kurtis Conner

[@emilylawyer5502]

@@rotting.remains what a lame roast

[@613cailin316]

this is the craziest april fools joke. i can't believe you knew nick was gonna make this video 3yrs later. you got him so good

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

Ikr

[@rattersworld1016]

Who is Nick

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

@@rattersworld1016 nick is not green. Don't personally like him but he's also a commentary youtuber if you're interested

[@nuclearfamily1894]

As a girl, I can confirm that we do always carry around a sign that says "single/taken" if we are single.

[@naomib4016]

Yep that’s exactly what happens 😂😂

[@ajlee2168]

tea

[@julietaavila7550]

@@rainingsomewherequietly you don't get a joke either it seems

[@julietaavila7550]

@@rainingsomewherequietly lol it's okay

[@evanoavecek2430]

@@rainingsomewherequietly r/woosh

[@leahbanning9461]

i truly am greg G: mom please R: come pick me up E: they’re smoking G: 150 nic i’m scAred

[@kaylakummerlen1589]

What is this a crossover episode

[@manantank]

Ey.. yo! what is up guys, it's Matty fucking smokes

[@Elle-if1mf]

Wow.... Fanny Gonzalez and Cody Ko in one comment section?!? This is the content I’m living for

[@luci-ann07]

HIS NIC LEVEL IS OVER 9 THOUSAND!

[@saltylemon8203]

BROOO 150!? ARE YOU INSANE!??!

[@rhaegartargaryen3162]

I died when he said "but this time it's real eye milk"

[@daniellarosendo1948]

it is funny

[@angelaramirez1490]

I like that part when he said “oh it was just a creamer just cream... not eye milk”

[@tyler.carhartt]

rip😪

[@cyrus__112]

Omg really?!? I'm calling the ambulance!! Dude we have a dead guy over here and no one's talking about it-

[@UrixMusic]

Then how did you type this comment?

[@A1tm4nn5]

Why is no one talking about how Danny literally disappeared at 9:07?

[@olivialuvslemons]

🤯

[@Laibaarts]

Omg

[@Astr_0l_0gy.]

Idk how he did it..

[@PsychicImpala]

He appears in the bottom right for a second, then falls over

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

@@ensigngaming6279 shhhh you hear that? whoosh that was the sound of the joke going over your head. magical thing, right?

[@Mhts20]

Danny : uploads Greg Community : *BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!*

[@Drinkin]

*drew

[@nunkatsu]

BLUHD OV JEEZOSS!

[@sunshinejxssie3384]

More like *MILK OF JESUS*

[@mallorielouann546]

@@Drinkin they're the same person

[@lucyfrances6251]

MILK OF EYES

[@Cryinginthecloudssss]

*Drew and Danny uploaded at the same time* We ArE nOt ThE sAmE pErSoN

[@aware5358]

I’m feeling nauseous just looking at your name

[@oliviag4]

Ahahaha

[@jadahoizer9668]

@@aware5358 It says _waiting for you._

[@2centsbear638]

They've gotta be planning these, it's part of the comedy routine... reight?

[@chloecoder4241]

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT

[@areiviondelirium]

1:46 what i found hilarious is the fact that you can see his actual feet behind the shoes

[@dedusmuln]

apoLLO JUSTICE HOLY SHIT

[@kallietae6476]

OBJECTION!

[@milkman1818]

DO NOT TELL ME DIS YOU ARE A LIAR!!

[@bloodymoon7315]

😂😂 I could see it too!

[@celeswrld]

Yea XD lmfao

[@ghostisnotaghost8873]

“like- why is he holding a.. jacket over his legs??” *he’s on his period.*

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Ah, middle school. Such fond memories.

[@ghostisnotaghost8873]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted i

[@roohil4310]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted middle scho-

[@kaladze_fan.1899]

I hated when that happened to me when i was in my teen years.....

[@ghostisnotaghost8873]

@@kaladze_fan.1899 🤧

[@phexwor8433]

Drew: Tour Me: Tour Literally everyone else: tour Danny: Toowr

[@anon6067]

Ly Sandwiches don’t forget about kurtis 😉

[@margauxb3591]

#justicefortoowr

[@kerrinblanchard9166]

That's how I say it too

[@anikaramachandra487]

too-er

[@meowrchl97]

Its like he does it on purpose lol

[@aleksap1873]

“OH it was just a CREEEEAMER. it was just CREEEAM.” -Drew Gooden 2019

[@clovermint8925]

@Jaden gamer omg samee 😂

[@stivathorstensson4112]

Isn’t that Danny not drew

[@acklahh]

Legit sounds like something Drew would say tho 😂

[@stivathorstensson4112]

Lauren Rogers woooosh

[@valeriepersoneni5235]

“ not eye milk”

[@pokedactyl]

He is so good at magic, he was able to make half my IQ disappear by just watching a video

[@ignoremelol2576]

IKR!!

[@thederpy165]

Wait a minute... 0 doesn't have a half... (edit: this is a joke, you can leave both me and Art Deco alone now.)

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@thederpy165 hm, thought you'd have more IQ

[@thederpy165]

@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar I have plenty, my guy. (sorry for saying this, Art Deco)

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@thederpy165 well considering you decided to dish out the person who makes great points about how those "magicians" are absolutely idiotic, I'd say your IQ is in the negatives

[@ragingriverr]

Danny: *copies Nick like 3 years early as an epic prank* Us: BLOOD OF JESUS

[@themusicaljunkie37]

BLOOD.

[@themusicaljunkie37]

OF.

[@themusicaljunkie37]

JESUS.

[@Anazec1]

He said us

[@lank1889]

@@Anazec1 He really did.

[@regimiro4888]

In the UK, a lot of private entities give out “parking tickets” that look almost exactly like the public ones; but they’re not actually legally enforceable.

[@irina3148]

Yep

[@celestialblade9895]

Extra Yep

[@teamegflex1087]

Extra yep extra yep

[@doctornefarious4598]

Extra yep extra yep extra yep

[@livwake]

regimiro how can you tell?

[@hanwriter]

*FINALLY ITS THE REAL DANNY* I thought drew was you.

[@idphantom6433]

Wait... Ain't him drew?

[@lag3904]

@@idphantom6433 drew ain't he :/ he IS drew, but danny drew. Not drew drew.

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

They may have similar lives They may have similar wives But they are different nonetheless

[@sdaasdasd7171]

Man, I can't believe Drew uploaded 2 videos in the same day!

[@thatrandomgirlinyourcloset7448]

The Febreez Bros at the same time!!

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

At* dumbass

[@jasoncarpooldad9160]

UWU BRENDON UWU in* and why are you mad lmao

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

@@jasoncarpooldad9160 relax it was a joke 🤦

[@Ralle2750]

UWU BRENDON UWU on*

[@stypers]

I have mad respect for people who make manual captions. This guy is one of them.

[@lonniecynth]

youtube has an option he just needs to check and then the captions are made by volunteers that are fans. you could do captions, anyone can- it’s cool that he allowed the option but it’s usually not the youtuber that makes them themselves

[@mishterkhalid3117]

@@lonniecynth what if a fan writes a troll subtitles?

[@jaseb5120]

yea, its cool

[@astronomical926]

@@lonniecynth nah, youtube removed fan made subtitles a few years back. these were likely danny

[@lonniecynth]

@@astronomical926 They removed the ability to make them but old fan made subs on videos that had them are still up

[@noraplatts7391]

Of course I’m a Greg G: A R: Regular E: Eye milk G: Drinker

[@beamboi2775]

Yes

[@jasminelondon690]

CEO of not understanding a joke.

[@RowanOakley]

Georgena Weaver A- this is C- how R- acronyms O- work N- actually Y- M- _Swag_

[@joshthefantasydude9254]

Greg. *G*regory *R*obert *E*mily- *G*leepers

[@hulya2431]

@Georgena Weaver I can't tell if your being serious because if not then I just don't know what to say my dude.

[@moidshah3215]

Danny and Drew: We are different people Us: BLOOD OF JESUS

[@evanyenyen]

DON'T TELL ME THIS, DON'T TELL ME THIS, YOU ARE A LIAR!!!!!

[@AYoutubechannel1448]

Lol.

[@bluesh_8492]

i wanna like this but i dont wanna ruin the beautiful 699

[@elyshachristiano6066]

Blueberry Shake nice

[@slommmy]

“Oh it was just a creamer. It was just cream. *Not eye milk.”*

[@jaydengore9521]

*EYE MILK*

[@totan3992]

Eye milk is black

[@jaydengore9521]

@@totan3992 eye milk is actually a cloudy white-ish clear color. It's called the aqueous humor.

[@totan3992]

@@jaydengore9521 it's black to me

[@jaydengore9521]

@@totan3992 ... go to the doctor? XD

[@Dude-dx5ns]

I guess I'm the only Greg who's Nigerian lol so I need to say 'Blood of Jesus' is a Nigerian thing.

[@daddyjuanito6179]

blood of jesus

[@vishankpanchbhavi7054]

blood of jesus

[@sean7335]

Nice to see another Nigerian Greg!

[@someboreddudeintheinternet4693]

i think i've heard it from mark angel comedy, do you know him by any chance?

[@heavenonearth3316]

Hi fellow Nigerian

[@this_connor_guy]

"Blood of Jesus! I gotta go!" "What?" "I got... To go."

[@haleydunning3819]

i...GOTTA GO

[@this_connor_guy]

@@haleydunning3819 GOTTA GO!

[@Bellaanne123]

I GOT TO GO

[@iolanda_liang]

No One: Parking Ticket Guy: OIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

[@yellowbed]

Oi oi mates

[@sensoryoverload4454]

Merch that has “ Eye Milk”? Not a request, a demand 👁🥛

[@sambibambi5409]

everything about this sounds....... SO illegal

[@denicetouzard8546]

(_)|. 👁🥛|(_) |_______| I tried to make a milk eye shirt 😐

[@_EREBUS_]

Like your profile pic 😂

[@justdaydreamingaboutjhope716]

👁🍼

[@immortalsun]

I'd buy that.

[@gabrielyoungfence8255]

Everyone in high school: I need to get a girl/boy I love sports Danny in high school: is ur card the 3 of hearts

[@gayghostguy2089]

When Drew and Danny post at the same time and you don't know who posted what video

[@xzylo5672]

Oh my god I didn’t even know Drew posted, thank you, you are a saint

[@charliewolf4411]

THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE GOD

[@angelhdzestrmoonhermit]

Where did you got your profile pic?

[@kittysl4yer420]

"its just cream, not eye milk" ~ Drew Gooden 2019

[@CubesJustCubes]

I swear someone here is going to get wooshed

[@yaboicheesyboi5255]

Reese Molina i u making a joke or do u think Danny is Drew

[@cheezwhiz5088]

No!1!1!1!1!!! This is KURTIS 11!1!1!1!1!!1!!1!!!11!!11!?1?1!1!2!1!1!!1!!!1!11!!2!2$3$3$3$838229:87482929292983&4$5&54&49483820109

[@jane-liis8530]

@@yaboicheesyboi5255 r/woooooooosh

[@Jewls2]

@@yaboicheesyboi5255 what does Danny have to do with this?

[@jonellea4131]

* Drew and Danny post at the same time * Me: bLoOd Of JeSuS!!

[@pierce888]

Alice N But they’re the same person how is that even possible?!

[@toluolomolaiye6433]

Someone gonna get wooshed

[@killerinstinctbaits]

Sub or your colon will explode

[@whalienabi]

And Kurtis Conner!

[@Exhausted_Rat]

soha hussain wait I thought they were married :C

[@subcountzero9421]

Love how Danny’s videos can be described simply as “calling out bad content in non-threatening ways”

[@Thabosefotoastsha]

U and Drew posted at the same time??? COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT

[@elishan5895]

They are the same person.

[@lunarleaf]

I just watched Drew's vid

[@criesinuwu1666]

HmmmMM

[@zara-uq3lw]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@lucyslayage]

I’m stressed I don’t know which to watch

[@Addi59]

"Oh it was just creamer. It wasn't eye milk" - Danny Gonzalez 2019

[@frenchflag9390]

Adara Nicholls You mean drew?

[@esbethlace8950]

You: tears Me, an intellectual: *eye milk*

[@var1.c4t]

eye pee

[@adorabusby740]

Hotel: Trivago

[@Vyansya]

@@var1.c4t why

[@melstion1838]

How tf do u pronounce ur name

[@shreeyastache]

Ęłšbéth Cöōch me and intellectual, yEp.

[@Stxuchii]

9:32 I legit thought he was gonna kiss him for a second 💀

[@TheBritishDragong]

You have me giggling at half two in the morning 😭😭

[@nickrumore147]

Uhm Danny’s gonna turn around and find Jake Paul dressed as a nutcracker to confront him on “cyber bullying” one day.

[@swag8340]

Nick Rumore LMAOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂

[@jess.0J]

Nick Rumore but I’m pretty sure Danny is taller than Jake Paul so he would feel inferior because JP is a moron. Telling Cody to sit down lol

[@bhumikasalhotra5081]

lmaoo I honestly want that because c o n t e n t

[@flockyflocky8953]

😂😂im weak

[@Kaiibe619]

Nick Rumore I don’t like cyber bullies and your cyber bully 😔😣

[@jude2563]

G: Come R: Let’s E: Together G: B A T H

[@frozenman5206]

glowstick yeeeeeeeesssssl P

[@t-spiral]

gorilla walks in

[@hayami1360]

T-spiral 🦍

[@ppeggy45]

I CAN'T

[@grabyu]

*together bath*

[@scoops249]

When jube laughs he gives morse code through his laugh saying "I am being held hostage and forced to laugh hysterically and if I dont my family will be killed and I will be dropped into the ocean send help. Please..."

[@phoebe9750]

Lol

[@pearliee]

😀woah rly same here

[@lavender_heart3831]

hello kitties bow r/IM14ANDTHISISDEEP

[@pearliee]

@@lavender_heart3831 ....??

[@lavender_heart3831]

hello kitties bow Nvm

[@emeraldeyeball2002]

Chicken nugget: goes around someone’s head Dr Sango: “BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!!!!”

[@jillweff]

Danny: *disappears while my eyes are closed* Me: BLOOD OF JESUS!!!

[@felicitygq5855]

No no no I'm going home

[@sebastian6027]

“*BLOOD OF JESUS* im going home WTF

[@arianagrandeismyqueen6166]

William Jeffery 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wallflower8153]

Lol 😂😂

[@nexuswolf780]

To be honest I had my eyes open a sliver and fucking hell he still disappeared wtf

[@thatkidrocco1984]

“Oh it was just the creamer... it’s cream.” “ Not eye milk.”

[@bellaseraphim4399]

That made me lose it lMAO! XX

[@haishere]

"Drew Gooden and I" Don't talk about yourself in the third person.

[@dipstickmashups]

Ikr? It makes him seem insane. What's up with Magicians and wanting to seem insane??

[@yashshush]

ikr its so weird :^/

[@yashshush]

ikr its so weird :^/

[@morriskochle3854]

Always these weird magicians man.

[@cakoe.]

👏🏻

[@jovandimitrijekolaric2549]

Luca: takes a shit Jube: *histerical laughter* Dr Sango: BLOOD OF JESUS NO BO NO NO NO I'M GOING HOME

[@thewrightway3108]

Drew Gooden looks a little different, oh wait he died his hair hazel!

[@taelabelmont6785]

The Wright Way and... and his eyes are a slightly different shade of baby blue 👻

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

*dyed Also i love how the tour has made all the jokes so much stronger

[@leonardoBOGZ]

Duh you need to restock your eye milk daily. How is the eye going to get strong bones?

[@randomkid3899]

No

[@nicole65782]

@Theft of oxygen * did you even watch the video mate?

[@thekingofthecats42069]

It would have cost you nothing to say that

[@georgehall9860]

To all of u r/woosh

[@rebeccapulley2593]

He doesn’t fuck with milk, he’s got that calcium deficiency It takes a month to read his medical history

[@cherrypepsi2815]

Yeah, I'm a Greg too G- dad R- please E- come G- back

[@mpv2006]

先生CherryPepsi oop 🤭

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Ok

[@VANITREE]

Ok

[@hailtheisaac]

Ok

[@mariamhanaa]

Ok

[@elisabethcharbonneau6243]

We need a shirt saying: I'm a Greg doing Greg things

[@youngcringe9267]

My dad would stick a safety pin through his mouth one way out the other and walk around with it ACTUALLY IN HIS MOUTH and scare people. This wasn't magic. He actually did it

[@mr.awesome7552]

David Blain likes to shove an icepick through his hand, kinda reminds me of that.

[@sprout396]

wait what? I need more detail

[@mr.awesome7552]

@pervy fein here is the David Blaine thing I mentioned, it would likely be somewhat similar to what their dad did. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIDdlJ6srtN3htk

[@sprout396]

@@mr.awesome7552 hhH-

[@washedblue]

is your dad... okay? I've pierced my lip before and it's surprisingly painless but idk if I'd do it for kicks like your ol' man. but hey, I guess everyone's form of entertainment differs that way so to each their own lol

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

FYI, if there is ever anything that has been jabbed into your/someone else’s eye (or any other part of your body), don’t pull it out. Doctors will have to surgically remove it. Otherwise you could bleed out or the object could damage other things on its way out of you. I’m the daughter of a doctor and a nurse, so I’ve been told about this... Also, I watch Untold Stories of the ER. This situation happens quite frequently on that show.

[@nekocat4293]

i guess that's true but eye milk is the biggest problem here

[@guacamoli7]

Milk the eye.

[@brittlebone00]

Yeah my parents are both surgeons and always tell me this.

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

If they pull it out, there’s gonna be a lot of eye milk.

[@b.l.eindiestudios6985]

Nah ima pull it out and drink the eye 🥛

[@gloosey_]

No one: Literally no one on Earth: Danny: *eYe MiLk.*

[@sunshinejxssie3384]

I remember something like that in icarly

[@peachesncharlotte]

*Drew

[@hyderflayer]

great video nick!

[@hello_hi5196]

What does that mean, isn’t his name Danny?

[@melody_chan5509]

@hello_hi r/wooosh

[@NadimRenol]

Danny: uploads same time as Drew Drew: uploads same time as Danny Me: which one should i watch first :/

[@magicalfetus1231]

Nadim Renol Watch one of them on you phone,tablet,etc,and buy a new one and watch them at the same time! Totally accurate,XD

[@saturnsings3471]

kurtis: also uploads ryan trahan: also uploads

[@himom396]

cody ko: also uploads

[@himom396]

edzacly

[@zocyavarenka2228]

Nadim Renol doesn’t matter they are the same person

[@idkdien8013]

the vid after this one: Now you see me Now you don't see me because my video got copy righted now you see me because I reviewed my LEGAL options

[@kookiemonster9709]

Yeh boi armmmyyyyyy

[@grimies2141]

@@kookiemonster9709 NOO ONEE CAREES

[@kookiemonster9709]

@@grimies2141 i dont care

[@kookiemonster9709]

@@grimies2141 im not a crazy army Its called being excited

[@kookiemonster9709]

@@grimies2141 well that's ur opinion i dont give a shit about it

[@MMDRen]

Oh it was just a creamer :D it was just cream :D not eye milk :)

[@CertifiedMVP]

So he was wrong all along. The eye is filled with creamer not milk

[@almostmybedtime]

we can drink eye milk

[@Daniel-bf9je]

I want to give you a lime bunny have 700 so sry no.

[@astronomical926]

danny's ability to notice minuscule details is astounding. like how did he notice the vest being folded up.

[@kellanhughes5771]

Dr. Sango at the last supper: *BLOOD OF JESUS* other disciples: yea no shit we heard him too

[@lucyo3612]

DropCoffin you deserve more likes 😂

[@e.overcomer1270]

Anyone: **something** Dr. Sango: BLOOD OF JESUS!1!!!1

[@MT-ss2re]

'It's almost as if he's having a...' Me: *s a r c a s m?*

[@JustTooManyPuppies]

10:44 I'd be pissed if someone just put a huge glob of ketchup on top of my fries

[@graceemoore9052]

I just bought your hoodie and people keep asking why my shirt says "GREG." I am truly Greg.

[@what_the_heckity]

Omg same! It’s kinda annoying but also an easy way to get Danny subs 😂

[@missbuckland5936]

Yay gal/boi

[@tia3414]

Gracee Moore I want one but I’m from England and there’s this shop (pastry shop) called Greg’s so I’m nervous to get one😂

[@yunvsp3039]

I can't stop laughing at ur profile pic

[@trendymuscle3929]

me: *sees a video of drew and danny* wich one should i watch first *nervously sweating*

[@rammbook5620]

Greg Greg Greg Greg

[@ellahooper4323]

Sterre050 ok mooooooooood

[@ozaki82]

Sterre050 ok Heres an idea, use double tabs and multi-screening.

[@trendymuscle3929]

LynxPhenom good idea 😂

[@palody_en-ja]

Hey guy it's me, Greg

[@eleanorb22]

My parents always told me to drink milk as a kid. I never understood, but now I do. Thank you, Danny. Eye milk.

[@K4ALE]

Im allergicbto milk ;-;

[@Tbird1215]

*allergicbto*

[@foodiibuddii2172]

allergic of?

[@vivianlemke901]

Same haha

[@icecube6175]

you mean Drew?

[@themusicaljunkie37]

It would had been even more hilarious if Nick also copied Danny talking about the tour..

[@largemale7821]

I honestly CANT believe danny. never thought he would stoop this low. copying from smaller creators smh

[@maizahkaleem163]

"He kind of just *_weeee_* into the pool" -Drew Gooden, 2019

[@somerandomperson3978]

wHAt DOeS dReW HaVe tO DO WItH ThIs

[@flowersinacasket]

some random person r/woooosh

[@diungo5875]

Maizah Kaleem What? His name is Danny Gonzalez

[@anti-socialwaffle155]

The joke is people think they are the same person ._.

[@log1108]

@@atakeyoutube the woosher got wooshed

[@garaygeraldine8425]

Danny: *uploads video* Me: BLOOD OF JESUS

[@EnergizingBane]

But this is Drew?

[@nowroong]

Its Drew

[@christy728]

uhh this is drew.........

[@carry-2757]

This Is drew tho

[@h7672]

wtf

[@pricklycactus6793]

Ad: "In Amsterdam I dreamt I saw my mother again-" **Skip** *"WHAT'S UP GREG"*

[@JackORackham]

What ad is that?

[@neothepenguin1257]

Time to watch this again after Nick’s video

[@goora1866]

People these days: SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR HES CLEARLY SAD

[@merryberry6576]

My mom says I'm ugly @ Leonardo DiCaprio

[@moleculegirl]

Yeah I’m a Greg G: illiterate R: E: G:

[@armaitisalimi7486]

Yayyyy A greg who's also in unus annus cult

[@sourwaffle1330]

Armaiti Salimi Gregus Annus :D

[@eyraix]

@@sourwaffle1330 grEGUS ANNUS- I-

[@menamena368]

I AM NOT ILLITERATE, MY PARENST WERE MARRIED!!!

[@armaitisalimi7486]

@@sourwaffle1330 unus 😬

[@janezvolanek1084]

*”real eye milk this time”* -Danny Gonzalez

[@xoxomiha]

i love the image of danny trying to impress his 4 year old niece with a magic trick and her not being impressed and figuring it out immediately it just shows no matter how famous you are online you can still get humbled by children

[@AnnMarcelino]

Danny and Drew: we're not the same person Also Danny and Drew: **upload content on the same day at the same time** _so what's the truth?_

[@jenncardona5998]

*both about McDonalds*

[@krabbypatty2923]

Ana Marcelino featuring Kurtis Connor also uploading at the same time.

[@ellegilbert702]

Sun: *Comes out* Dr. Sango: BLOOD OF JESUS

[@JustinY.]

No magician should have this much power

[@umexcuseme997]

We’ll meet again Don’t know where don’t know when But I know we’ll meet again some Sunny day!

[@82nadie]

*T H E Y R E T O O P O W E R F U L , R U N N N N N*

[@dawn411]

How come I always see u

[@xanderman115]

hi justin

[@otters2794]

It Is I your sleep paralysis demon because he is YOUR sleep paralysis demon

[@TheLunaLockhart]

I love how the guy jumping back into the pool's flip flops go flying, that's dedication to the bit

[@interrobunny]

I have learned about two new liquids throughout the video: 1. Eye milk 2. bLOOD OF JESUS

[@boggskids8413]

My fav EYEMILK

[@bodyrotbimbo3635]

why is this so freaking funny...

[@nothankyou7209]

Plushy Fox hahah

[@morganstrawberry9748]

BLOOD OF JESUS

[@neuratlas]

Clearly have never been to church *lucky bastard*

[@cheezyballz865]

The guy under the table in the rubik's cube trick could have just given the so called "magician" an already solved cube instead of solving it himself. It would have been faster.

[@bradentheman1373]

I was thinking the same exact thing!

[@sami_irl]

Then they'd have 2 Rubik's cubes

[@hannalowercase5928]

@@sami_irl they... would swap it

[@sami_irl]

@@hannalowercase5928 this was 4 months ago

[@Kaido711]

Maybe they wanted the people to hear the sounds of it being solved?

[@TheMindRobber42]

Mac and Me is criminally underrated, thanks for shining some light on it, Drew Gooden.

[@Dispeckful]

This is my favorite comment.

[@becuaseimbored3481]

Wrong vid (don't @ me if woooosh)

[@gliple]

@Becuase Im bored Toni

[@gliple]

Woooosh

[@jupitersparx4101]

As a girl, I can confirm this is facts.

[@mateenhajii]

thank you for confirming

[@gummyz8960]

As a single girl myself, I can confirm that we all carry around a sign saying ‘single’. All the time.

[@kidinabstract]

As a single woman I can confirm that while single girls do carry signs saying "single" everywhere, they do eventually stop when they realize the only people who approach them is internet magicians.

[@amg1334]

El _ this is true

[@Mila-jp5ti]

I read this and then looked at you profile picture it corresponds perfectly👌🏻

[@krista_]

El _ of course, I, too, when I was single, carried around a "single" sign.

[@annagrace6361]

sometimes when i’m feeling extra zingy i put glitter on my sign

[@katharinepasnau7044]

Why does Danny have another channel called Drew Gooden?

[@maddieg8339]

Why does drew gooden have another channel where he calls him self Danny

[@maddieg8339]

- BBQ - which one is real?

[@alexisbuwembo6052]

Maddy K. Which one isn’t

[@maddieg8339]

Alexis Buwembo 🤭

[@litzy._.michelle]

ARMY?💜

[@vronirom6469]

Yeah, "magic trick" to get out of a parking ticket: *bribing the officer* _the more you know_

[@ToyKnives]

Vroni Rom hand the officer a counterfeit bill and then he won’t know it’s fake until much later

[@mirrorcity4872]

Guy: *pours out water right in front of us* Him 2 seconds later: “I’m gonna make this water ✨disappear✨”

[@purpleblah2]

Dr. Sango drinks communion wine: “BLOOD OF JESUS!!!”

[@jorunne_]

Here ye here ye; notifications procured. Tis I, Greg the True.

[@hakim6158]

Hear*

[@ambabie4222]

@@hakim6158stop

[@lelouchlamprouge417]

Ye monsignor

[@jorunne_]

i mean i can say it louder

[@ellam1121]

every promo pic for the tour makes it look like kurtis is danny and drews son

[@cloakedingravity]

I'm gonna need you to put spoiler alerts before anymore comments like this pls

[@cthax1154]

what makes you think he isn't

[@Secretlifeofdridri]

He’s their son from the fanfic

[@peanutbutteranjalii]

thanks to nick, now im watching this video again for the 2847394 time

[@notnownacho3465]

As a girl, I can confirm that we do carry around signs that say "single" if we're single

[@ausername5410]

Not Now Nacho yep, and if any boy talks to or compliments me I flip it over, and poof! I’m taken

[@lelouchlamprouge417]

I cant see your sign

[@JackTheJackedUpJag]

I got mine tattooed on my lower back because I'm gunna be alone forever

[@lovek-0110]

Ava’s World and that’s the magic trick of being a female

[@snailer2796]

Is this serious? XD

[@jebo]

Next Luca video: Danny Gonzalez is a cyber bully! Edit: Just realized I spelled Luca wrong. Thanks for likes 👍😂

[@ausername5410]

JEBO Productions *Drew Gonzalez

[@JackTheJackedUpJag]

Danny Drewson*

[@LL-tr5et]

Dranny Bonzalnez*

[@nateuhhh]

*Drewny Goodzalez

[@diungo5875]

JEBO Productions People wtf his name is danny gonzalez

[@jackysbin3860]

Danny make a “GRE G” shirt

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

omg or a G G R E shirt (closest i could get💀)

[@RC568]

ShadyBeAShooketh G GRE

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@RC568 nah the spacing is more like G G R E

[@deadchannel3353]

No it’s like G R E G

[@emilyjanneysi]

XxWolfiexX i read that as gerg 😭

[@WeirdlookinAlien]

10:36 happy Danny boi

[@BLU7P7RSONA7]

"BLOOD OF JESUS" .... "CATTLE OF JOESPH" "CHILD OF MARY" *FANGS OF SERPENT* "KNOWLEDGE FROM APPLE"

[@user-yl7ee1ob1f]

HOTEL : TRIVAGO

[@lvbboi9]

PILE OF SECRETS

[@SamGlaze]

Those are the components necessary for the ritual that begins the Rapture I presume

[@user-yl7ee1ob1f]

@@SamGlaze yes

[@BLU7P7RSONA7]

@@SamGlaze LOL MaybeE

[@_Flyhighproductions_]

We dissected eyes in school and the 'eye milk,' is actually black

[@mr.nazareth4501]

The eye milk changes color cause of the preservatives though

[@beccacatherine1143]

do we have to call it eye milk

[@t-spiral]

DISGUSTANG

[@aaaphaan]

can u still pour a glass for the boys tho?

[@beccacatherine1143]

@@aaaphaan you'd have to juice a lot of eyeballs to fill a glass, but with enough donors (willing or unwilling) you'd eventually obtain enough eye milk to pour a glass for the boys

[@rell7471]

"BLOOD OF JESUS!" "BLOOD-OF-JESUS!" "NONONONONONONONONO!!!"

[@literallywillim]

I'm going home!

[@texasred8783]

"YOU ARE A LIAR"

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

*B L O O D O F J E S U S*

[@bella-ur2ln]

HOHOHO

[@itzdonezos]

For people who don't know "blood of jesus" is just a thing that most African people like me say when we are shocked or disappointed lol

[@mushroom8508]

great video nick 👍