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[@GeeAtlantaRose]

"Bimbo flyin somebody catch her" has GOT to replace the trust fall exercise

[@mandarinablue8438]

Taylor Craft it's the only good thing about this movie.

[@AnnaJoyce24]

lmao

[@Morgan-li8qy]

That one line literally has me SCREAMINGGGGGG

[@B92JOHNSON]

Yes

[@zaira6312]

that's what im gonna say when I go bungee jumping

[@starcrossreverie]

"I can't let my dad know I'm sleeping with a girl!" *Seconds later* "BIMBO FLYING!!"

[@sach1460]

"oh man, he's right outside the door, he can hear almost anything! sure can't let him know anyone else is here!.....*SHOUTS AND TALKS LOUDLY*"

[@seigeengine]

The only logical conclusion is his father is deaf... wait, no, he yells at him through the door.

[@sach1460]

@@seigeengine idk deaf people can talk

[@mackenzieskye6685]

LOL also 700th like!

[@Pissgod639]

@@sach1460 dumbass they cant ya a fuckin bimbo cause you use gacha

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

Let me get this straight-the app is completely anonymous and you can’t find the person again after. So basically you’ve just made the perfect app for serial killers. Great job.

[@briclare]

fr, also love ur pfp

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

@@briclare Thanks!

[@alisonpurgatory85]

James’ concern for his mother is touching. Like sure, he’ll anonymously code what is basically a sex trafficking app but as soon as it puts someone he knows personally in danger, it’s shut down time! Who cares that so many other women (and underage girls likely) were already endangered by it?? Not James!

[@themusicaljunkie37]

But also it's kinda childish to stop your mom from dating. He legit shut down the other apps as well. He wants his mom to not date anyone even though he's not living with his mom anymore so what's bothering him so much. Lol. Let ya mom have a life, james.. ya weirdo.

[@shinysoda6]

​@themusicaljunkie37 Also the fact that he didn't do anything about his dad dating either. His mom starts dating and he immediately shuts down all dating apps but when his dad has a girlfriend he doesn't do anything to stop that?

[@iamkoreaneminem-taehyun]

​@@themusicaljunkie37 op was probably being sarcastic Lmao 💀

[@sirius1696]

Why didn't he just remove his mother's account instead of taking the whole thing down

[@heavengraceluebke3234]

Love your punctuation!

[@audreyasbury6615]

no one: Netflix: If we cast Noah Centineo in this movie, the plot won't even matter!

[@manthamarie5527]

Audrey Asbury honestly Noah Centineo is ugly to me 😂 nut what do I know I think Gerard Way and frank iero are hot 🥵

[@beatricehaddad6631]

1000th like thank me later

[@manthamarie5527]

@Lily Souther wassup killjoy

[@karlasimon471]

I don’t think there’s anything more true in this world

[@dramaticvirghoe]

Noah Scentedmayo is fucking ugly idk how anyone can find him attractive, not even TATBILB helped his acting career

[@nerfthis9998]

Her: What's your last name? Him: Is this a personal attack or something?

[@xxgachamusicvideosxx2595]

The user though- 💀💀💀

[@pacooftaco]

Very name

[@ericabassett9725]

once I asked a guy his name on the first day of class and he called me a stalker

[@MariTiyana]

That username tho 💀💀

[@madelineloyd7905]

I was the 2000th like haha

[@elisabethjager4080]

This movie is incredibly dangerous. I mean what does the movie tell young people who watch it: you can treat women how you want and they like it, having sex is ok at any age, etc. "Date your 5 year old cousin if you want to" is truly disturbing and disgusting. Even as a joke it goes too far. Holy shit how fucked up can a movie be. Absolutely inappropriate movie in every way. Bad for young boys and girls...

[@lemolea9571]

Yeah, I don't get how some movies can be banned or controversial for having gay relationships in them etc, and then this utter bullshit teaching the youth that women are objects, sex is a commodity/relationships are unnecessary, bullying, manipulating and sexually assaulting people is okay is allowed to be shown to kids and young teens. We're worried about porn giving kids unrealistic expectations of sex and relationships, but we should be worried about normal media like tv and movies too

[@Lunar.phant0m2]

I agree another problem is the director attacked trin for criticizing what’s wrong with the movie

[@BigBroVR634]

bro stfu its just a joke they thought it was funny and its not "date your cousin if you want its "Tell your cousin if you have to"

[@oddllamasquad9737]

@@lemolea9571because everything you just listed are things white conservative Christians enjoy and believe in

[@jenn_and_juice]

they never said date your cousin... they said show the app to your cousin. which is still wrong but, not the same.

[@kittyscreativecorner]

I love how the mom was complaining about how small the dorm room is when there isn’t a single dorm room in my building that’s anywhere near as big as the one they showed

[@00wolfQUEEN]

Ya. "This room is so small" shows the biggest dorm room Ive ever seen

[@turkeyhamanddeath]

The mom was fucking annoying too. "But how are you gonna hang out with your friends 🥺" CAFES EXISTS??

[@elisaluchetti3056]

is this movie a registered sex offender?

[@tmpted]

yes

[@Tsuginoselfcest]

I’m pretty sure it is

[@kianaafsharr]

yeah

[@solisperez3818]

yep

[@mothmanafterdark5924]

Yees

[@ItsTheCatSpeaking24]

Also forgetting that the film is ridiculously sexist? All based on sexist stereotypes about women wanting long term relationships and guys just wanting casual sex. Ugh so oldd

[@SamGlaze]

Yeah boys, we don’t want to know women’s names, we just want to sleep with them. Stop those pesky women, they want relationships with us and commitment and to actually know stuff. It’s such a tired trope, and it really doesn’t help the people who actually believe that it’s the way the world works, especially young impressionable guys who are getting their views reinforced

[@ChiefVizier]

Its just this one dated movie. Media is making casual relationships common nowadays

[@Ather_sys]

I mean it is a Christian movie so Idk what you expected lmao

[@bimbi7052]

Period pooh >:(

[@zaylaturner964]

Lydia it’s not like I’m not agreeing with you but can we just watch a movie that’s probably not based on real life without getting butthurt?

[@turqussy]

I have watched so many bad movies (it’s like an obsession) but I NEVER have I stopped the movie and out loud say “Nope, I can’t do this.” This movie made me do that

[@hafsa.90]

Then I think you would enjoy kennie jd she loves trash movies lol and her videos are funny 😁

[@masror_ah]

Do u recommend any.... good bad-movies?

[@elephorofonius]

@@masror_ahhansel and gretl witchslayer

[@samsyet-0074]

13:20 The fact that danny heard mathemtaical theorem and went ahead and called it a mathematical equation goes to show he really is an engineer at heart

[@christianlee8558]

I’m sure his dad didn’t hear him shouting *’BIMBO FLYING!!!!’*

[@mochiweeb556]

Bimbo flying catch her

[@JINX1441]

His dad goes out to catch her

[@Ben-yd7hb]

Nobody heard him cause nobody caught her

[@holystonks]

Cakey UwU my new favourite quote

[@lex1212]

bimbo flyin, sumbody catch er

[@greta7353]

"this movie is really offensive" "to whom?" "yes"

[@dizzy_shark]

Can i get a time stamp?

[@Dog-nj4rl]

No

[@OtterMunchy]

to *whom* (she fixed it...lol)

[@superfan364]

@@dizzy_shark 😔🤦‍♀️

[@dizzy_shark]

@@superfan364 what?

[@jessicamattes4208]

We're not gonna talk about how James's grandpa is played by the same person as the hot Santa in the cool Christmas movie Kurtis talked about? Nope, we're just gonna gloss over that? Okay

[@quince193]

I NOTICED THAT TOO

[@tsweeney.21]

Lmao I also noticed that

[@ray-py2nr]

I'VE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS COMMENT YES

[@haideperales]

ultimate cross over

[@Bread_241]

I couldn’t hold back my laughter when Danny was mocking that guy talking about his “phone sex”.

[@kjdorsey7030]

"You're mine Lance. Not your girlfriend's, not your so called pastor's, not God's, Mine."

[@hamluk_]

@//Raging Potato\\ r/woooosh

[@isaiahcavazos5539]

@@hamluk_ True Dat

[@mrclean3546]

Lmao

[@floralrune]

that’s exactly what i was thinking lmao

[@wtfismarydoing7978]

@//Raging Potato\\ r/wooooooooooooosh

[@CG00_]

Look I'm sorry but "Bimbo flying, somebody catch her" is a masterpiece of a line.

[@Zoeraye11]

Caitlin Grieve cinematic masterpiece for sure

[@jessicahoward9046]

Tarantino's "Royale with cheese" is quaking

[@deismuarti]

XD i thought it was „pimple” xddd

[@danibanani15]

@@jessicahoward9046 of a

[@mahjabeenhossain4824]

LMAO sameeee

[@GentleLiASMR]

“you must be my soon to be transferred to another college roommate” is SO threatening. what did he mean by that

[@lowkeylowky]

is nobody gonna talk about how this movie made in 2018 was shot like a homemade movie made in the early 2000's😭

[@bugsbugsbugs2337]

Him: Let’s hook up Her: Sure!! What’s your name? Him: Dude wtf we just met.

[@asumi7984]

I'll tell you my name but it's too much work to tell you my last name. You're so obsolete.

[@mari-lm4ox]

Stella K LMAO

[@samirahsworld4085]

@Stephanie Rodriquez why you say that for. Why you being rude?

[@fatk1ttyy]

Samirah's World, their talking about the douche in the vid.

[@bugsbugsbugs2337]

Joey Schiro 🤤

[@user-ev8cr6wd7h]

Danny : making fun of someone for having a video of themselves in the background of their video Also Danny: has a picture of himself right behind him

[@vggmjhv6776]

OwO Boi right lol

[@addybishop308]

OwO Boi didn’t see your comment before I posted. We had the same thought! Props

[@theklavasiliou2624]

And in the picture there's a picture of him where there's a picture of him where...

[@3rdWorldMiss]

That's different 😂✋🏾

[@vica6256]

That's the joke.. that's his point..

[@roniiii_mac]

i really didn’t like this movie when it came out, i couldn’t really put my finger on it but it just felt really awkward. and then it hit me, there’s barely; almost no background music, it’s just noise, which can make a poorly delivered line 10x more awkward…

[@fizzlepop7309]

The reason the app is so terrible, and even the reason that '5 year old cousin' line was in there, is because the writer GENUINELY thinks that that's how terrible sexually-active people are. That an app like tinder is practically just as reprehensible as being a pedophile, or is like inviting serial killers to come murder you. The woman is insane.

[@thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338]

Noah: *yells* bimbo flying somebody catch her The dad outside the door: 👁👄👁

[@deereye87]

I laughed for a long time at this.

[@mils9495]

@@deereye87 haha same

[@qwert9939]

More like The dad outside the door: Da Fauq

[@OldFantasy]

The dad is probably be like what the hell is this sentence mean WTF my son is doing in this room what's going on with this child???...

[@Oceanrex]

I would laugh at this if I didn't have a pounding headache and growing pains. Sadly, I'm only going to be around 5' 6" at most because my dad's side is short and my mom's side isn't exactly tall. (can someone tell me if I accidentally used the wrong of ' and "?).

[@carleya782]

*When I meet someone I ask them:* •Their last name •Where they live •Their social security number

[@katejannette206]

YRF Jaley omg same #relatable

[@edonathedonut6478]

Finally a civilized human 😤

[@issi99]

• Their mother's maiden name • The name of their first pet

[@rukshandanajmi2336]

• Their card number and the 3 numbers on the back

[@Mar-xs3hg]

Don’t forget credit card info and fingerprints

[@alliecook8836]

Danny clowning on the newscaster for having his own video playing in the background meanwhile Danny has a picture of himself making a video with a smaller picture of himself making a video is pure gold.

[@alexismontesino4462]

I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THE GUY WHO SCREAMED NO AT THE WORD COMMITMENT GHFSJGJSDG

[@gourdguys]

crime?

[@EarlyOwOwl]

My favourite thing to do in college: _t o u c h_ my roommate's side of the room

[@failedfandom5938]

Your Italy profile pic is only adding to the terror of that sentence

[@tapirsareunder-appreciated2272]

@@failedfandom5938 I was just about to say, the fact that they chose the *Demonic Dancing Feliciano* makes it so, so much worse in unspeakable ways.

[@EarlyOwOwl]

@@failedfandom5938 _t o u c h_ Germany's... bedsheets...

[@GeckyWecky]

Someone arrest this man!!!

[@ubesilvana1337]

Ne ne papa

[@TheHannasaurus]

Noah Centineo looks like the type of guy who always smells bad but thinks he can get away with it because he’s good looking

[@m.bonato4193]

havent smelled him, but i know that you're totally right

[@mrsweeetrussianchild1914]

I have smelled him, your totally right

[@rememation3503]

💀 💀💀💀💀

[@Clay3613]

He's not even that good looking, he's slightly above average.

[@heatherleon5764]

TheHannasaurus I am him and you are correct

[@chokoti7736]

watching this in 2022 makes me realize that this movie, especially the pep rally scene, just feels like an alpha male podcast all over again

[@-meow..]

LMAOO

[@moustachemoe]

The line, “give it to your five year old cousin” went through so many channels and not one person saw an issue. Yikes on ice.

[@marso3333]

This movie is so sexist it hurts

[@potatocorn9015]

What’s sadder is that it is directed by a woman

[@Hammerhead4]

Potato Corn that fact physically hurts me! She’s got such sexist ideas of woman but keeps claiming it’s a movie about helping them! Just like bitch what!

[@semenandgayuncle]

It’s directed by a woman???

[@piranha5506]

Potato Corn worst misogynists are female

[@oniari7306]

It's stereotypical AF-

[@43v3rperfect]

this movie was filmed at my school which makes me hate it even more. also? our dorm windows don't open because they're hurricane proof?? so "bimbo flying" makes NO sense

[@srishti5711]

There's a comment by "Ross" saying the exact same thing right above yours you're college mates

[@misseli1]

I just imagine him trying to throw her out the window only to end up throwing her against the window pane

[@blazereho811]

I live in Louisiana so my dorm windows don’t open either :( I thought my window was broken for a couple months before asking maintenance to fix it and they were just like “nah fire marshal says no”

[@kikismiley11]

so zen Comments aren’t in the same order for everybody

[@coolingheat5644]

blazereh o/ hi

[@kathleendunn4368]

Honestly the most unrealistic part of this movie is that James couldn't afford Harvard or MIT. I have a few friends who go to Ivies, and if he was good enough to get into both, he would 100% have a full boat scholarship.

[@rachelf5466]

Software engineer here: Soooo we're just gonna ignore the fact that the nerd guy had superhuman capabilities that allowed him to shut down *other* apps' servers?? Do they realize that that's literally impossible to do on accident??? Also how quickly he finished that app. Nerd guy must be superhuman.

[@Mara-yf1se]

"Oh son you packed your suitcase what did you pack?" " *LAMP* "

[@daalimbe]

*dead moth meme intensifies

[@Eldudiogrande]

I luv lamp

[@Rienneil]

Do not underestimate or disrespect the lamp! Just ask Aladdin!

[@roach1243]

The LEMP

[@TheCatIsAMonster]

Moth is life

[@saraclinecomedian462]

"it would have the girl airlifted out of my bed the second *I'm finished with her* " there's a lot to unpack here and it's all bad, let's just throw out the whole suitcase.

[@G1rl0nline]

😬yikes

[@madds2441]

Oh no

[@munchii935]

Oop-

[@maim2807]

suitcase flying somebody catch her

[@fleshpies]

*it

[@calowenby1654]

The amount of confusion Danny gets over the mathematical theorem line is simply golden.

[@katjosephperez8772]

I love that she’s “looking to find love.” I think that’s what the movie wants to say, but she’s mainly looking to get a degree. AND DO NOT GO HOME WITH SOMEONE WHO WONT TELL YOU THEIR LAST NAME.

[@andreascollet9644]

Jungle: we put the “sex” in “grossly sexist”

[@TheCatIsAMonster]

Yup

[@breadslice9779]

Yup

[@viyanzz1726]

Yup

[@milkymommy681]

Yup

[@Te_n_shi]

Yup

[@raec.e6581]

Danny Gonzalez: You + app = good Instagram ads: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@GeckyWecky]

Insta badads

[@mandarinablue8438]

Rae C.E fuck it wouldn't surprise me

[@luhvbianca]

Rae C.E LMFAOOO

[@warpedcontroller9767]

That seems likes a charles the french refrence.

[@samisphere_]

The Gaming Ish yeah

[@tassodemo2316]

The “climax” of the movie being when the mom joins the app, and the kid has to shut it down, seriously makes me question life.

[@tearsofboredom7956]

WAIT HOW DIDNT I NOTICE THAT DREW AND DANNY HAVE THE SAME INITIALS UNTIL NOW. IVE BEEN WATCHING FOR LIKE 4 YEARS

[@frickle55]

OH MY GOD SAME I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL JUST NOW

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

HOLY SHIT

[@mollygrace3068]

NEVER REALIZED THAT UNTIL THIS SECOND

[@phoebelouise7076]

The blonde guy looks like the 1990s version of Jake Paul.

[@E.M.99.]

😂😂😂

[@t01tl34]

Omfg agagagagaggagagagagagagagagaga

[@eiad1251]

@@StitchdTeeth LOLOLOLOLZ

[@ajnafes]

More like a mix of him and his brother from the 1990s..

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

The main character looks like a discount idubbz

[@thatboi1275]

Danny: Video about Noah Centineo Drew: Video about Noah Centineo 'We're two different people'

[@hunnyamy9566]

They talk about the same movie too 😂

[@jayleeweaver4762]

Ikr

[@michaelmerrick7648]

I’m starting to think they’re doing it on purpose at this point

[@ilodar5684]

I think they've given up on convincing us at this point. We all know the the truth by now

[@Pendji]

Jokes aside it's getting a bit tiresome to get the same content with slightly different angles. Every other ex-viner already covers the same content as is.

[@Jo-sv9io]

one thing i do have to say is that this is probably the most accurate dorm room i’ve seen in media, the least accurate being the huge dorm room with vaulted ceilings and a fireplace i saw on the vampire diaries

[@LuzOhCramity]

0:02 Danny wears a yellow shirt today

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

"There's no age restriction!" Well, that explains why it's so strictly anonymous....

[@7eartcat248]

Lady Marmalade that app could’ve easily been used for human sex trafficking

[@nsinghize]

Drake and Jerry Seinfeld are probably funding such an app smh

[@erc778]

Guy pedos maybe?

[@Lanoira13]

@@erc778 Yep, that's what everyone is saying. That it could be used for child abusers of all kinds to abuse children. That's the joke.

[@macaroondude5342]

- Icedcoffeeat1am - Is that app idea already taken..?

[@vanshikarungta8736]

'The girl cannot know your name, where you live, and it's impossible to find you after you have hooked up with her' Huh, sounds super safe, am I right, ladies?

[@sweetpotion]

There was actually a scene showing a girl who'd been abused by some guy she met on Jungle crying with her friends who'd also had bad experiences. So at least they acknowledged the danger of the app in their own movie

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

@@sweetpotion Well, sexual predators also acknowledge chasing after minors. Does that make it better?

[@vanshikarungta8736]

@@sweetpotion but why would you invent an app in the first place whose terms and conditions are literally like how a rapist describes sex?

[@ThisCatBoring]

Like so safe for rapists

[@omnia848]

You said it👍

[@spiderhornet]

He looks and sounds so young that everytime he mentions he's married/in his twenties it's not a simple slap in the face, it's a caravan of trucks on my dead body

[@oscarlittle639]

As a teen, I need more teen time episodes. It's the coolest show on the internet for teens.

[@jinalik.8232]

the script sounds like it was written by troom troom

[@mr.beancouldbreakmyspleen643]

Jinali K. Lmao 😂

[@annabellamia5584]

Jinali K. HAHAHA

[@charlizechurcher443]

Bruh

[@PikiPoke]

Bimbo Flyin

[@MysticBloodRose_]

*ItS nOt A pRoBlEm AnYmOrE*

[@claramccourt8297]

when thanos threw gamora off that cliff did he say “UH OH BIMBO FLYIN”

[@phoenix-kp2lw]

FUDJDKSJSKSKSL IM CRYING

[@mewrii1374]

HAHAKGDKSHXJXHD

[@nicholasmeyers5004]

This deserves way more love

[@ChespinCraft]

KSDFBURBFUHEFUEF THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@valencia878]

ho ly cr ap

[@nicolajoubert4991]

Its a completelysmooth surface, what did she trip on ? ME AF 😭

[@yekaterina4804]

5:12 yeah flirting isn’t just asking questions, but women have to make sure they’re safe. knowing who they’re talking to can be really helpful.

[@henrydikes6704]

This movie somehow manages to be sexist to both Men AND women, good job Netflix, really good job.

[@monet.t.t]

yes lmao.

[@huneycuttz6943]

Netflix didnt make the movie lol

[@huneycuttz6943]

@@ramu-silly I got the notification for it and I was like I already watched this movie how yall just now post it but I was thinking about the perfect date lmao this movie was hella trash

[@bakedpancakes5054]

@@ramu-silly you just said the same thing they said

[@somerandom4263]

They should win a award

[@edenb6961]

they just assumed that being a woman is a personality

[@jadenisemotional610]

They did the same thing with men 😂 they just really love stereotypes don't they?

[@danielajani7283]

Wasn’t this movie written and directed by a women?

[@jadenisemotional610]

@@danielajani7283 Maybe. But if so she stereotyped men too. Basically this whole movie is stereotypes.

[@embersremembers]

a- 🤢🤢 an- 🤢 ann 🤢🤢🤢 f-fishman

[@aisha5156]

@@jadenisemotional610 Maybe it was the whole point? Idk.

[@lets.tr1ppin]

Just was crying now I’m laughing super hard thank you ❤️

[@jasperjazzie]

i love how he calls the girl a bimbo, as if he wasn't just sleeping with said "bimbo", like you're just as much of a bimbo (himbo?) in this situation lmao

[@hamiltonlover101poop3]

Why does Hannah look 40 but also like 12 at the same time

[@khadijafaye6541]

Hamiltonlover101 Poop r/13or30

[@maggiee639]

It’s a very specific look.... very uncanny valley vibes

[@hannahnikole1211]

It’s in the name🤣

[@claireellis2699]

@@khadijafaye6541 did you mean.... peep?

[@emmarodriguez9058]

Hamiltonlover101 Poop lol ikr

[@TheSimplyCooking]

Both you and Drew didn’t mention one of the biggest gaping plot holes: This grandparents are filthy rich but he couldn’t afford one of the elite colleges.

[@bubblegumplastic]

All the grandparents' money went into plastic surgery

[@haggiemorsch]

also that super awkward scene where james asks his grandparents and their friends about their sex lives? what was that??

[@rafonselmacadaeg]

bubblegumplastic sccscx

[@rafonselmacadaeg]

Touching The Rainbow wwcqq

[@paradox6974]

Danny: It's weird this guy has a picture of himself in the background of his video. Also Danny: *Has a framed picture of him sitting in his desk from the camera pov with another smaller picture inside of it*

[@valentinapop101]

i just realized the sister is Kalani from Dance Moms 😭😭

[@adaballet]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@AnNguyen-oz6qw]

Just because that dude is wearing glasses doesn't mean he can make an app.

[@micahguillemette3344]

Wait... It doesnt??? 😱😱😱😱

[@doodledevore4374]

@Tara S. I wear glasses, and I can't do algebra.

[@CJ-iz3mp]

but he was watching a video with a smaller version of the same video in the background! he's basically a coding genius!

[@doodledevore4374]

@Lucas Or Something Mr. Something! I'm your biggest fan! Especially your Microsoft Rockstar Games Epic Games game!

[@carm_ar]

@@doodledevore4374 Don't worry bud, I wear glasses and basically can't do anything.

[@hannahlafave9916]

The day a man pushes me out the window while screaming “bimbo flying” is the day I have fully lived.

[@Elizabean1984]

Dude my Girlfriend found it really funny when I threw her off the Empire State Building saying that so I mean it was worth it.

[@TheChurchofJim]

@@Elizabean1984 Oh my god is she okay?

[@Elizabean1984]

@@TheChurchofJim Who knows?

[@TheChurchofJim]

@@Elizabean1984 Oh yeah i guess it makes sense to end things with her then and there, at that point you've reached the peak of your relationship

[@xainabshuja4215]

W H Y

[@chunkysalsa6264]

Noah Centineo has the acting talent of a text to speech bot.

[@GL17CHY]

Love whoever did the captions for this, fantastic

[@user-zn3ix6no4u]

This is just Misogyny: The Movie

[@agentequinox]

Nah *Sexism: The Movie*

[@thanatoast]

I think that even actual Misogynists would hate this movie, mostly because Noah is exactly the type of person they would hate.

[@no-lx2os]

i know what misogyny means but i searched it up anyway and the definition for an avocado came up?

[@SirBlackReeds]

Or is it Misandry: The Movie?

[@delaneywinton]

Hanskah I think it’s both tbh

[@maellalemon4927]

"what's your last name" "Oh hElL nO, I hAvE a LoT oF sEx" AHHHH thanks for all the likes babes ;)

[@gladiatormarcellus2078]

By just a click?

[@tirzxh]

That's a long last name

[@evanmiller7002]

"Noah, would you like to be in this movie?" "no" "That's understandable, it is pretty sexi-" "Nvm I'm in"

[@glencoconut]

them dissing his room for 'being too small' is wild considering it looks bigger than most college dorms I've seen

[@justaperson4147]

Her: what's your last name? The dude: And I took that personally...

[@sneakysnek572]

Fhfhfhfh really tho-

[@KaoDragon]

FR, FR, FR, THIS TIME OMG YAY AYR FR, FR, FR, THISS TIMEEEE, CUZ YOU MAKE MY EARF QUAKE OOOOH YOU MAKE MY EARF QUAKE

[@blakelee8256]

Correction I think it’s pronounced “Noah Scented Mayo”

[@stellamayes9585]

Haha 😂 very hilarious

[@nerdfish7970]

You did it. You won best comment. Good job dude

[@randomaccount3574]

Wait its Noah Cerealbox

[@gardensnailll]

Thank you Kanye, very cool.

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Chocked on my apple sauce 😂

[@no_one_from_nowhere]

16:00 did they catch a damn poltergeist on right?

[@user-sj7lk5lg3x]

you make me want to cry. please think before you spread hate

[@no_one_from_nowhere]

@@user-sj7lk5lg3x 🙃 what

[@marinarasauce5701]

i wonder if anyone has written a fanfiction where james and lance end up together. it has to exist

[@turkeyhamanddeath]

Bonus if it's toxic yaoi

[@tobyandahalf]

@@turkeyhamanddeathwe love toxic yaoi

[@chdest4550]

But "FANfiction" would imply they actually like the movie...

[@broedddel7243]

Yep, there are like three of them on ao3

[@emptyb00b]

“Were two different people” Both make videos about Noah

[@raincoatblues]

We're*

[@valerielmfao4818]

Julie Small yah I was just thinking that lol

[@steampunkchrona6034]

@@raincoatblues omg I love your pfp

[@emptyb00b]

King George III Thankyou

[@marsbones398]

And about the same exact movie

[@lesliep.7508]

Drew Gooden and Danny: "We are two different people" Also them: Makes a video of Noah

[@Nakiiii]

Thank you I was looking for someone else who notice.

[@tirzxh]

Exactly who does he think he's fooling

[@SamxWorldo]

For real 😂

[@dandoughty459]

And at the same time???

[@siha3273]

Both gets trending

[@Gossamaggs]

A whole universe of people who have never heard of masturbation.

[@kiracina8127]

Whoever did the captions for this video is amazing 15:11 and past is just mwah: chefs kiss

[@carterduncan5757]

“I’m gonna say the c word..........commitment” Insert Cody ko and Noel Miller: EEWWW WTF

[@alyson2298]

Carter Duncan “Dude you like CUMmitment?!”

[@CookingMyWay]

@@alyson2298 🤣🙌🏻

[@ashmilshanbg9929]

Carter Duncan hhhh

[@levitatingmonkeys9544]

Alyson 229 god bless

[@nikoleden6113]

Now I want them to make a video about this movie 😂

[@jonahsterling7944]

Why did Drew Gonzalez post 2 videos about this guy today?

[@intagiblemist9676]

Cody Ko has a couple of videos about Noah Cinteneo. Danny Gooden had to match his numbers

[@baileypierce9657]

These comments have me WHEEzing

[@nm5811]

I have no idea dude

[@megavidaeos]

Because Noah was in the same movie twice.

[@borisvigo2761]

Jonah Sterling your talking about drew gooden right

[@brynncess2228]

No joke my older brother over heard my vid and unironically said "Is that drew?" 💀💀💀

[@00_st4rr_00]

HELPP

[@charleskone1446]

" Damn make that five years, James ' HAD ME ROOLIIIING hahaha

[@FrancescoXmix-sr7dp]

Old and outmoded gender stereotypes... This movie is sexist both towards men and women... Incredible

[@potatohead8752]

.

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

@@potatohead8752 Good point

[@darlingyouidiot3964]

Avocado Banana you are so brave for saying that

[@PlasticDoll.]

@@potatohead8752 un un

[@therealplaguerat]

@@anthonytorres-cruz1598 you little hecker

[@r0b0b0t8]

"Bimbo Flying Somebody Catch Her!" is gonna be my senior quote

[@jae4427]

Beautiful. I have absolutely no idea what mine's gonna be, but my current favourites are: "Chocolate almond butter tart." "Dead people can't play mobile games." "Queen will do what queen will does." "At least they know I know where France is." "Don't throw walruses at old people, it's rude." "Guys, don't tell anyone, but I mixed the M&M's, Skittles, and Reese's Pieces together."

[@shreyasinhaa7139]

@@jae4427 sir, you are a legend.

[@yuh8891]

Omg yes, please.

[@dedusmuln]

this is the most kazuichi souda comment i've ever read

[@annikapettersson7202]

Beautiful

[@Little_Bacon506]

"Alright, you've told me all i need to know, you meet every criteria it's time to have sex." -Danny Gonzalez

[@newguy3588]

The closed captions are great

[@nf7581]

Him:let’s hook up Her : ok sure Also her : what’s your name Him: wtf we just met

[@KPater-mf4je]

Him: urgh you want to know my name before we have sex? That's a real red flag for me. Anyways, I don't need you to have a good time because I'm addicted to porn around the clock, and my dick has actually gone soft from jerking off to women who don't really exist doing things in situations that don't really happen. Having actual sex with people that you like and whose full names you know are for losers and wimps. If I wanted a relationship, I could call up an escort at any time, end up getting drugged and falling asleep, and then waking up with my wallet missing and an aggressive venereal disease, because what's good enough for my dad is good enough for me. Bitch.

[@henrydikes6704]

@@KPater-mf4je the worst part is there's probably a human being out there who thinks this.

[@henrydikes6704]

@@monkiram oh no such people are probably so rare that you have like a 2 percent chance of ever meeting such a person. Unfortunately we can expect that percentage to grow from 9 year old easily influenced Jake Paul fans watching this and actually adopting such retarded behaviour.

[@henrydikes6704]

@@monkiram also theres incels and MGTards so I if you lurk through their spaces you would probably find someone praising this movie and agreeing with the purpose of the app.

[@monkiram]

@@henrydikes6704 That's true I forgot about them. I hope I never do meet any

[@saint_yves]

Daniel: "I'm gonna say the C- word, I know we don't like to say it, alright, here we go..............Commitment." Crowd of Losers: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

[@belleatwirewoodproductions7560]

😂

[@starryskies113]

Nobita11

[@koishifumo2060]

"DORAEMON HELP ME" - nobita almost every ep

[@runawaygemm5397]

CoMmItMeNt

[@ashadadcomshaismybiologica3397]

@@koishifumo2060 lmao ikr, nobita always asks doraemon for his stuff in all of the episodes

[@fishyfow3767]

4:33 I found it way funnier when he said teleported onto his head before he added the from the 90s part

[@fragglettofrog4883]

Danny's videos are forever gold

[@nv4430]

The main character looks like walmart version of idubbbz

[@simeonr.8216]

Sophie -_- thisssssssssssssss 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@ivyibra9166]

omg I thought the exact same thing 😮

[@astro5761]

Idubbz is the Walmart version of idubbz tf

[@viviana8368]

stop offending ian

[@barbozie2991]

i was thinking the same thing

[@oniari7306]

"The emoji movie is the worst movie ever" This: Hold my "BiMbO"

[@billieg.8972]

DJ-Oni Ari wow bois they got us beat

[@phud420]

-Hold- catch my "BiMbO"

[@basicegirl3651]

"the emoji movie is the worst movie ever" This: hold my lAmP

[@doll1ly]

"Swiped" to the movie "Cats": "BIMBO FLYING! SOME CAT/PERSON CATCH HER"

[@Eatmyass-ny5fq]

Ok boomer

[@rosemilkthy]

i will forever be confused by the ending of this video like does it really just end…..like that 😭

[@kes671]

Danny had to cut the ending. Amanda the Jedi did a video about the situation called: This Movie Is So Bad the Director Is Hunting Down Negative Reviewers. Also, a fan was able to reupload Drew's video (which was taken down), but I haven't found a full version of Danny's original video, unfortunately.

[@1arlospo1]

I watch danny’s videos while I eat my morning cereal.

[@StrawberryBeann]

Same.

[@eddykidplayzyt]

I do too. And by that I mean I watch it while I’m eating YOUR cereal. I take bites when you look away from your food to watch the video

[@lasagnalover_69]

@@eddykidplayzyt jerma:

[@alexleonee62]

Ok so this app, no names, can’t find them after... that sounds like how girls end up dead. That’s legitimately terrifying, meeting strangers in public on normal apps is scary enough 😂

[@jordanschmidt8940]

Meeting people just in public and not an app is scary enough

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

Meeting people is terrifying. Will they kill me? Will I kill them? The suspense!

[@xchara6996]

You have 666 likes so I’m not gonna like it-

[@SanguineCynic]

Not to mention the STDs that people would get, and they wouldn't even know who gave it to them.

[@thatjabberwonky6261]

@@SanguineCynic not to mention the unwanted pregnancies with unknown sperm donors

[@Luffmoomin]

If you can sleep with three girls on Jungle you are legally allowed to throw them out the window

[@sydneygorman5957]

Lmaooo

[@penelopehart9107]

😂😂😂😂

[@Luffmoomin]

Hahah wow my most liked comment

[@nigeldixon5153]

B I M B O F L Y I N ‘

[@h_elyza]

@@nigeldixon5153 S O M E B O D Y C A T C H H E R

[@jeremyduval3472]

wait that's where it ends? I thought we were like a third of the way through the movie when he did the ad read. what the hell even happened in that movie.

[@alexakelley2353]

this movie came after the people making videos about it. Danny had to cut out the end and Drew deleted his video completely (or had it taken down)

[@kes671]

Amanda the Jedi did a video about the situation called: This Movie Is So Bad the Director Is Hunting Down Negative Reviewers. Also, a fan was able to reupload Drew's video, but I haven't found a full version of Danny's original video, unfortunately.

[@I-WNT-RIGATONI]

I thought he said pushed by a goat 😂😂 8:06