The Worst Christmas Movie Ever Made

[@PaulJHooper]

Dude, the best part is when Neal tells Charlie he’s going to make a great psychiatrist someday and Charlie is like, “nah I think I’m going to go into the family business”, implying he’s going to kill his dad.

[@ceazarsalad4414]

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING

[@misseriksson8523]

Hahahaha damn thats dark

[@scratchedcds]

Paul Hooper Family Friendly Fun

[@Taifune81]

Why not just wait for him to die naturally? Since Santa already looks old in all the pictures, it would make sense to just wait until Charlie gets older EDIT: Some of you need to stop replying to my comment, you're literally dog-piling at this point.

[@yomomma2684]

PAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BROOOO THATS FUNNY! xD

[@donniejefferson9554]

It's not a plot hole that the first Santa was really loud on the roof. He was obviously Scott's neighbor who had just killed Santa 5 minutes earlier and was having trouble with the new job

[@emilylove3639]

Donnie Jefferson omg

[@retired9685]

Donnie Jefferson This is actually a great plot idea. Small impact but brilliant.

[@alicjamielczarek6043]

headcanon

[@ammagon4519]

And died immediately lmao

[@aden8903]

Doesn't that mean the other santa had to of been loud so the same plothole is in place

[@annme_87]

I think the weirdest implication that's just never addresses is the fact that old Santa could have had a normal life and a family. There could have been a family that woke up to find dad just gone. No body, no explanation just dad vanishing on Christmas Eve and never being seen or heard from again.

[@poofooshi4212]

Facts

[@loafnugget1]

I have a theory the first Santa was killed after many years of doing his thing and then the person who killed him wore his coat becoming Santa and this happens so often that the elves are like : oh it’s a new Santa yo billy what’s the count, billy:this is the 714 Santa, John: oh ok This is based off of anny05 comment

[@StarboyJuno]

They probably assumed he went to get milk

[@i_changed_my_username_ha8718]

Oh my gosh

[@user_disconnected]

Mini Moon That’s why every year little children leave milk and cookies for Santa to bring to the family he abandoned when he murdered his predecessor. A cherished family tradition.

[@ittybittybuckybarnes7012]

You did it Danny. This Christmas classic song has been on my family playlist for the past three years. Year four of killing Santa LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@Abookishgirly]

"yooooooo turn that homicidal comedic song upppp" i imagined your father saying as i read ur comment lolllll

[@JediJared-bs1wt]

Nice! You might also like the night Santa went crazy by weird Al yankovic

[@roguestowl2280]

New theory: no Santa has ever lasted more than one Christmas. That’s why the Santa at the beginning of the movie is so unpracticed that he falls right off the roof, and the elves are not bothered at all that Santa has died.

[@Nitrolord]

"Here's the Santa suite. The bed will probably be made when you get back, the maid elves are just busy scrubbing out the last guy's blood. Merry Christmas!"

[@amandamukeba2700]

Damn

[@clover-il7tf]

oh no

[@alexs.7956]

OMG makes sense

[@Angieisabaddie]

Yea is it commen or something imso comfused about that

[@markwilburn1218]

Tim Allen said in an interview that an early draft of the script called for him to kill Santa with a shotgun but APPARENTLY that was too much

[@aispat1633]

Brynn Sievert same

[@casper_queen]

That would have made this video so much better

[@stephaniegleissner5868]

Mark Wilburn yikes

[@Mr_Rykes]

“Your time has come st. Nicolas!”

[@nutball3756]

the assassination of saint nicholas "santa" claus

[@elly8353]

I like to think they get through a new Santa every couple of years, so the elves are just completely numb to it by now

[@jdthebanana7967]

Dang that's sad

[@waktak7093]

@@jdthebanana7967 ñäh

[@godoffeels]

Doesnt bode well for scott.

[@artthenecromancer404]

I also like to think that the elves are kids from different time periods that got kidnapped and enslaved by other elves and santa. I also believe that the elves work 24/7, 365 days a year so they never run out of presents for Christmas, and I like to believe to add on that that they are immortal so they have to work every hour of every day of their life without any end.

[@coitag]

Art Heart I-

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

I love how in these movies they’re for kids but the protagonist is a middle aged divorced man with a huge house in a executive office job Hollywood only knows how to relate to middle aged executives with turbulent families

[@siliswest498]

takes one to know one, i guess

[@roshnipatel2000]

Fun fact about this film: many of the child actors thought that Tim Allen was the real Santa so he had to stay in character even when they weren’t filming

[@fellowshipped7800]

Woah

[@waktak7093]

@@rian366 lmao

[@mozzerellafolla443]

Thats adorable

[@adrienthealien3248]

Ouch my heart

[@kiki8792]

Oh god

[@friednapkins]

Pretty sure Charlie only started liking Scott when he became Santa Claus and that really says alot about Charlie and their relationship

[@isabellrose2308]

That’s the whole plot. Scott is a pretty absent father and through becoming Santa he learns how to be caring and love and give, and he begins to really cherish his relationship with Charlie.

[@skoomacumberdale9656]

Nah, Charlie is a gold digger for sure.

[@Wawagirl17]

I feel like I'm one of the few people who believes that Charlie is a real brat. And for context, I'm not someone who says that OFTEN. I'm usually the polar opposite and LOVE children, in real life and fiction, and am super understanding and lenient and comforting and like respecting their perspective since they're still learning and confused and sometimes hurting, and I think that people are often too hard on young children and need to be patient and respectful. Kids and kid characters that other people flippantly call brats I often defend and explain that it's more complicated than that and not all their fault, very Mister Rogers-esque amateur child psychology, LOL. Of course I believe in discipline and courtesy and responsibility on their end, but not cruelty or harshness from adults, since they haven't even been on the planet very long. Yet SO MANY people love Charlie in this movie, and...seriously, what a shithead kid. Scott was not that bad a father or a man. He probably didn't win custody, possibly lives far from Laura and Neil, and had a busy job, but was sweet and active with Charlie on Christmas Eve, happy to spend the holiday together, and the kid griped the whole time just because it wasn't a perfect Christmas like in the movies. That's extremely spoiled. Scott didn't MEAN to burn the turkey, it's not his fault Denny's was out of the food they ordered, or that Scott isn't the best at answering his Santa-related questions. Charlie said RIGHT in Scott's earshot near the kitchen "Do I GOTTA stay here?" It seems like he really doesn't learn manners or empathy at his mother's house, and he IS old enough to know better. His mother should've said something like, "Hey now, your daddy loves you and is TRYING, and you could be hurting his feelings. Be nice, Charlie, or Santa won't want to give you any presents tomorrow." But it seems like she just loves to badmouth his father at their house. I suppose if I'm being understanding, then I should consider that not all Charlie's fault, but it still bugs me. And I know Christmas is a BIG deal to little kids, and they don't wanna be bored, but he's not THAT little. Why all the dad hate? And if you think this is my adult, 28-year-old maternal, nitpicky, critical brain overanalyzing it, I was saying this stuff as a young kid, LOL. I've always hated this movie, and my mom can remember me always ranting about Charlie being a brat and how he needs a lecture in gratitude and respect, and I was NEVER the LEAST bit surprised that he became such a bratty, rebellious teenager in the sequel. But, ya know...Danny is absolutely hilarious, and I mainly returned to this video to watch the music video again! :D

[@thr00n.1t]

@@skoomacumberdale9656 lmao

[@butterfly_queen234]

@@Wawagirl17 I'm surprised I read all that

[@DAngeloWallace]

danny is that one friend that you should never watch your favorite movies with because he'll ruin them all

[@whatwasthatusername7122]

Yes

[@marishalo89]

𝕆𝕞𝕝 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖

[@Azrielfiend]

well hi d'angelo-

[@felicitys3621]

I love your vids

[@Ok-mk2hb]

I never thought I'd see you here

[@AceFace350]

Being that the elves are so old, and that santa may have only been santa for a year, and how they've likely gone through many santa deaths, and how they likely know that scott will become more santa-y over the next year, no matter how bad of a person he is, it makes since that they don't have much of a reaction and the rules are set up like that

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

I don't know what's stranger: A man killing Santa and then becoming him, or everyone thinking a guy is insane for something his child said.

[@kylaprice5553]

I know why did they immediately think he's insane like he could have just played like a pretend game with him

[@blaxidii7360]

Plus, children say some WILD stuff

[@uynayz9157]

@@blaxidii7360 yeah, it happens all the time

[@thatonespnfan6640]

wait….WAIT

[@follower8815]

Correction. Everyone thinks he’s crazy because he’s acting like a legitimate Santa Claus 😂

[@bingle4551]

You’re probably wondering if Santa’s dead.. he is... he slides off the roof and *f u c k i n g d i e s*

[@irenicxs3554]

lil nut he passed the roof level and legally died.

[@ghosts0cks]

🥜

[@shutupberdly]

*If you can slide off a roof at level. 1 You're legally dead.*

[@localcthulhu3081]

Emerald Panda Toy Reviews & Video Games oh my god 😂😂

[@AnixZiel]

lil nut yep

[@akalulunauwu5931]

Son:HE'S GONE Dad: He's naked somewhere Danny: No he's dead

[@kayla1357]

AkaluLuna UwU letting you know u got 1k likes

[@l0vbugz]

*SHE’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!* Steven Universe reference incase you didn’t know

[@Maukiki]

lool

[@lastlifejumbo]

@@l0vbugz beautiful reference.

[@TC-ku4vv]

When I was a child I understood that the old Santa just wanted to retire and tricked Scott. They don't have to kill him, just take his suit. As far as magical realism goes, it was fate. Everyone knew it was time. These magical troupes were common in the 90's, so no one questioned it.

[@raimarulightning]

Yeah, exactly. I feel like that cultural context is important, and I was surprised that Danny didn't seem to understand it.

[@whisper180]

Yes! The little wave before he disappeared gives it away. Scott Calvin having the same initials as Santa Claus is a sure sign that he is the Chosen One

[@FlopMeme]

@@whisper180 They also said that in the new TV show that they released a couple years ago they basically explained that Scott was the first of human Santa because technology was getting advanced, and they thought that a human would be able to understand technology more.

[@princesstuesday5287]

moral of the story: if you kill santa claus you’re LEGALLY skilled

[@izzya5706]

And legally aloud to leave

[@lucasmagnan3322]

And legally a pencil sharpener

[@bellab6794]

and legally a pumpkin

[@LebronzoJames100]

And legally a banana

[@I_love_dr_stone]

LEGALLY santa

[@averageleagueoflegendsgame2693]

7:11 “He’s naked somewhere.” Danny completely ignores the line.

[@myla6202]

A_Person lmfao

[@maedespino4042]

Lmao

[@whitecunt6903]

owo!

[@faze_alex366]

anyone else have perfect timing on both the video and the comment

[@wesphillips8058]

he added it in to for comedic effect by not saying anything

[@rachaelpelletier6711]

The "why don't the parents believe in Santa, where do these extra gifts come from??" plot hole is a plot hole in almost every Christmas movie ever.

[@synonym1196]

The one exception I can think of is the world's greatest Christmas movie: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. The movie opens with a news channel going to the North Pole to interview Santa about how toy production is coming along! I always found it funny how that movie, of all movies, avoided that plot hole.

[@walkerlewis3869]

​@Synonym AH yes, that cinematic masterpiece.

[@kleinboyd7415]

@rachealpelletier would be great at cinema sins

[@belly2772]

O k but it's a classic you can't pay on a classic won't. I don't really know if it's a classic. It's a good bad chris, what's movie. No hurt

[@cl0wns]

@@belly2772?

[@ckblackwoodmusic]

14:46 - Not to mention the fact that three years old isn't even old enough to START believing in Santa. Just one of the small holes in this garden-variety hunk of Mythmas schmaltz.

[@toriosler1161]

If you can bounce Santa off the roof, you are l e g a l l y Santa 🌠 -Greg

[@melaniemunoz8]

This is the best comment I've ever read

[@allistair5304]

But first, you need to get to pink castle.

[@disgruntledradish6106]

If you are Santa you can go to tokyo Disney land

[@allistair5304]

If you can make snow wrinkle in your presence, you are legally Japan.

[@skrt6047]

If you can break Santa's spine, you are legally allowed to take over the workshop.

[@ratqueenbee]

“hey honey... that 12 year old kid from down the street is outside our house singing about having a hit list and breaking the law”

[@onyx_kart2952]

I think you mistyped, he's like 9

[@FayePhoenix13]

@@onyx_kart2952 no he's definitely 4 years old

[@theunreadyone]

You mean he’s not a newborn?

[@FayePhoenix13]

@@theunreadyone wait...... Maybe he is

[@gangstascott3759]

??? I have no idea what ur talking about so now I’m just gonna keep watching the vid and see what ur talking about

[@Crystalluss]

There's only one logical explanation: The coat is a parasite that transforms its host into a viable form for the coat to feed off of, and the elves are in a symbiotic relationship with it. That's why Santa is always overweight--it compels the host to consume extremely fattening, caloric, sugary foods so that the host gains weight and becomes a reliable food source; the elves must also benefit somehow, but I'm not sure in what way they would. The parasite is capable of preventing others from seeing the host. Once it is done feeding on the host, it allows them to be seen so that they die. The parasite then starts morphing whoever puts on the coat, turning them into its new host. It then feeds off of them like it did with the old host. And that's why the elves don't care about Santa dying and having to get used to a new Santa.

[@alik9783]

on what the elves get out of it: what if the coat works for the elves? or they created it? but they’d need a motive and a means for that, so it sounds kinda outrageous, cause what would that be? well. obviously, the elves can’t just mingle with humans; they eternally look like children, so even ignoring the fact that children can’t do much or go many places on their own, it would be suspicious for a child not to age. hunted by the humans for being the monsters they are, they retreated to the north pole, the only place on earth they could safely exist out of the reach of humans. we know the elves are an advanced, intelligent society (or species). they have high-tech security (see: how they enter the north pole… base? bunker? factory?), a special unit for saving santas, and knowledge- at the very least- of human laws. it wouldn’t be to much of a leap to assume they’re capable of creating the coat, and even the reindeer and sleigh to go with it. the only question is, why do the elves need interaction with the humans? are they really just dedicated to spreading joy? do they feed off human happiness, like an odd reversal of Monsters Inc.? do they sell the wishlists and data they obtain from the children and their homes to data aggregators? are they just mad scientists developing better and more efficient methods for the sake of science, and just decided to use delivering toys as a metric? were they involved in the origins of christmas and feel responsible for upholding the tradition? did they piss off god and were forced to make and deliver presents to human children as a punishment? we may never know…

[@samriddhi9510]

i feel like you believe in leprechaun invasion

[@agut.3263]

what if the parasite is able to create a small microclimate in hostile environments (santa's magically warm and cozy house in the middle of the arctic) and allows the elves to find shelter there as long as they create presents which the parasite's host (santa) can trade with humans for the sweet and fatty foods (milk and cookies) that the host needs to maintain his diet in order for the parasite to feed on? that could mean there could be other, santa-like parasites in other, for humans barely accessable environments like the deep sea or deserts or below ground

[@callisastapp7160]

This movie is seeming more and more like venom 😂

[@cyberqueen201]

Soooo, Santa's coat is a new SCP?

[@sharrkan9177]

The one thing I don't understand is why Scott doesn't just say he brought the kid to like, a mall Santa event. Perfectly explains why the kid would be talking about meeting elves and Santa and seeing the workshop, is way more believable than "Scott snapped psychologically and somehow managed to convince the child of his hallucinations even though a child wouldn't be able to SEE his hallucinations", and because he's a young child, it's perfectly believable and not at all concerning he'd think he ACTUALLY met Santa and the elves. Like, I get that he's a deadbeat and they wouldn't EXPECT him to do something like that, but surely it's still a more logical conclusion to jump to?

[@suburbanseadonkey4009]

There is almost definitely history between Danny and some random guy called Neil.

[@jessicahoward9046]

And Santa

[@elainagilbert7663]

I think it's because Neil is married to Laura.

[@ollkorrect1]

the subtitles all say *fuck neil* when his name is mentions

[@catwilleatyou4876]

Neils sucks

[@astronomydemon6312]

He has beef with Neil Cicierega

[@beamarie4277]

WHY IS HE SO WEIRDLY GOOD AT MAKING THESE SONGS

[@cecelivesss9688]

bea marie fr

[@abbyobazuaye4722]

For real though!

[@jazzcatmccookie6130]

He just that good

[@theunstoppablestranger8086]

IKR?

[@addy1253]

bea marie exactly! Me and family bop to this shit in the car 💀😂

[@theythespian]

I feel like the elves don't care that the last santa died because this happens quite often and they're used to it

[@SorowFame]

@@rian366 you may think the elves care about you but as soon as your replacement comes along they forget all about you.

[@his-sa-yots2692]

@@SorowFame and considering it happens so often they learned to not get attached

[@thehe2748]

I think that Santa was a shitty guy and that’s why they didn’t care, which is why all the adults never got anything they wanted

[@danielhughes6556]

@@thehe2748 Considering every adult in the series is pissed because they didn't get the present they wanted, maybe old Santa was a jerk who did his job wrong on purpose.

[@ibzz321]

@@rian366 why are you responding to all top comments

[@EddieCavazos-o1n]

You ate up with the santa Claus song 😂 21:51

[@donttouchmyfrikingfood5204]

*kills a human* Elves: you're on the naughty list! *kills Santa* Elves:You are our rightful leader Santa killer!

[@scomo7yearsago958]

Santa isn’t human... Edit: I think commenting; ‘Santa’s no human though’ would’ve gotten my joke across better. People who didn’t get my original comment hopefully have it spelled out for them now.

[@oompaloompa1955]

@@scomo7yearsago958 when you dont get the joke.

[@solarmc1995]

R/whoooosh

[@scomo7yearsago958]

drawing CGZ h- I got the joke? I was making one of my own? My comment was meant to be ominous?

[@oompaloompa1955]

@@scomo7yearsago958 ok

[@angrysmileyface4204]

Honestly the whole "adults don't believe in santa" plot hole bothers me in EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS MOVIE. "Oh whelp, guess I must've just forgotten I bought all these presents lol that makes sense"

[@kadenceconnors6437]

What

[@futurefailures7478]

Welp there goes my childhood

[@kadenceconnors6437]

@JayLeeBeanz yes because he's not real

[@whoyoucallingpinhead9820]

200th like

[@lionely239]

@@kadenceconnors6437 They're talking about movie scenarios where santa exists.

[@rationalraven8956]

Why do I feel like the idea for this movie started with “hey what if Santa Claus actually had a Santa *clause* lololol” and then the rest of the script was written in a day

[@TómasIrbhinn]

K P O

[@masonasaro2118]

I'd say more a week

[@Random-sk6hm]

fr

[@destroy2enjoy]

@@TómasIrbhinn no one is questioning this?

[@-psilo-9071]

cause it 100 percent was

[@hellochildren3780]

6:38 feels like in ratatoing when they kept saying "lots and lots and lots and lots of"

[@mayadesousa8950]

Ok but Danny could high key pass as a 16 year old tik tok star releasing a Christmas ep

[@frankbohler2499]

I'm angry that u said high key

[@bailey9947]

This is so blasphemous yet so true

[@raimarulightning]

​@@frankbohler2499high key, how you doing?

[@frankbohler2499]

@@raimarulightning high key, I’m chillin like a villain. Yourself?

[@SassySmall1]

Didn't Charlie say he wants to go into the family business at some point in the movie....so he has openly declared he will murder his father?

[@slytherinpride1291]

Who wouldn’t in his position?

[@Half_an_orphan]

●_●

[@shayla106]

Technically Santa could just retire when he gets old enough and pass it off to Charlie. Or Charlie might just go live and work at the North Pole.

[@ai4378]

@@shayla106 well, santas now ageless, so yes murder

[@hunnybeeblues]

Sooo how long until netflix makes a shitty spinoff with the kid who played charlie?

[@_jayb]

Santa: survives going at the speed of light on his reindeer Also Santa: dies from falling off a roof

[@oltro15]

there is more than one?!?

[@GB-xt7zm]

Slides off...so that's worse

[@keegs9175]

*santa died from fall damage*

[@quickscoper3159]

Im Okay lol 😂😂

[@paisley4197]

wouldn't snow cushion the fall? how did he even die from that??? he drinks gallons of milk yet his bones are as fragile as a chip.

[@hampconner7742]

In the new series it’s confirmed that Scott is the first human Santa and all the other Santas were made of Christmas magic, they would serve for a bit and then step down, the reason why Santa was stomping on Scott’s roof was because he needed him to come outside.

[@LavroseRovender]

Wdym new series

[@_Dar_29]

​@@LavroseRovender a Disney+ series based on the films released like last year or so that continues the story further

[@FuriousCanadian]

I want a movie where the main character is divorced and the ex’s new spouse is just like super cool with them and they hang out or something

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

...you mean Santa Clause 2?

[@jackiep594]

Venom xD

[@Color_Splsh]

Antman movies

[@deezing]

Antman movie?

[@aarcade6676]

You're looking for the surprisingly good antman movies

[@kannahvivien7525]

Even as a kid, I'd always assumed Santa faked his death so that someone else would take his job.

[@mememologies7363]

Honestly that’s probably a really good plot of a Christmas movie of Santa hating his job

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

Better than Scott committing manslaughter

[@radiant3921]

This is what I thought when I was watching it

[@mikeox_is_small]

capitalism be like

[@-hayleymc_is_tired-5038]

I don’t think the Santa clause works that way it only understands blood

[@dontfierthereaper6]

“Home Alone is about two men trying to kill a child” *I”d say it’s quite the opposite, actually*

[@Sammy-jj9oy]

I mean your not wring

[@bethdhummer5626]

They both are trying to kill lol

[@Sammy-jj9oy]

Lol in meant wrong, autocorrect and true

[@Cptrpoderman699]

That’s fucking spot on

[@vinhaychinhay4334]

So its one guy trying to save two children? I hate the I have to say that im joking. I hate the internet

[@NotJustDarth]

Danny: He "legally" kidnapped someone Judge I didn't illegally kidnap someone, I "legally' kidnapped someone

[@thestallioncreatura]

oh ok, not guilty!

[@AshraWright]

Normal people: The snow is falling, choirs are singing, and Christmas movies are coming out, that means it's Christmas!~ Danny: My lips are chapped, my bones are cold, and it's dark out all the fucking time. Which means it's Christmas.

[@theurgetodeletethisaccount5631]

A Wright “that means it’s Christmas! “~”” *f-cking squiggly line* I_am_A_Duck_Head :v

[@Swirlcat]

OMG I FUCKING DED

[@7drag0n]

@@theurgetodeletethisaccount5631 :V

[@cinder6888]

Me: I'M GONNA KILL SANTA CLAUS~

[@LuvFearlessly]

I HATE winter, so I agree

[@rhyanclassick9175]

“ he sounds like a tik tok star “ I’m dead

[@gracier.4245]

Rhyan Classick and he looks/talks like Jacob sartorius so makes sense

[@mariareynolds4353]

You're dead? Did you fall off a roof and disappear too?

[@skylarthompson5186]

@FangChuck umm... she's saying that when danny said the elf sounded like a tik tok star, it was funny. She wasn't describing Danny.

[@Jillionaire_]

I LOVED that kid when I was little. I grew up with this movie. I was 9 yrs old when this movie came out and all I can remember is rewinding that part over and over LMAO I think it had a lot to do with that fucking voice 😅😅

[@Dave-pj1qw]

Don’t forget it is for the 12 yr old fans

[@rileyanderson5381]

When Santa gets caught he doesn’t actually die, he just teleports back to the life he had before he became Santa.

[@frogthebeloved4676]

How do you know that? o.o

[@rileyanderson5381]

Indigo Snapdragon it was in the second movie.. actually it might’ve been third

[@frogthebeloved4676]

Riley Anderson I only saw the first, thank you :3

[@cemeterygore]

@@rileyanderson5381 Yeah! I think it was the third.

[@ConnorVide]

Riley Anderson nope. In the third movie, time travel is involved. Nothing to do with dying. And in the second movie, he starts reverting back to normal because he’s not married. He never dies in any of the movies

[@Redvictory612]

The idea of Santa not really being a mythical being that’s lived for an unknown amount of time and is instead just some guy that picked up the coat and became Santa, until he dies and the cycle starts again is crazy. Throw in the contract and the elves legal mumbo jumbo that’s taken seriously and it’s just a really funny concept

[@supplyingtheswag2814]

I love how Charlie and his mom have that matching hairstyle

[@Dedicated_Loomer]

I am the walrus googoo ga chgoob

[@MacetazzOpina]

Everyone in the 90s had that matching hairstyle

[@triangle3806]

@@Dedicated_Loomer Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm cryyyyyiiiiinnngggg I apologize.

[@chxrryskiess6586]

No, it’s my turn to be the walrus! >:(

[@superstuffedmariobros7244]

The bowl cut

[@madelinesmall4847]

If you pass level 5 you're legally Santa

[@coleslaw006]

Madeline Small if you pass level 10 you’re legally Charlie

[@yrdasellsavon5765]

Cole Sullivan if you pass level 15 you can legally kidnap Charlie

[@aeh4411]

If you pass level 2 you're legally Scott

[@yrdasellsavon5765]

Cloverbreeze Art if you pass 20 levels you’re legally Niel

[@moogiemooler6429]

i legit looked at ur profile pic and thought ur arm was a nub

[@sugarbaby1974]

“If I’m Santa, does that mean I get to sleep with Santa’s wife? Cuz I’m down, son!” - basically the plot of The Santa Clause 2

[@plasmaticstone6580]

What a coincidence! A true coinky doink! As soons as i read this comment the song said that *Yes*

[@carolebaskin2522]

Plasmatic Stone same

[@gangstascott3759]

Wow that’s from his song

[@dionysusfilms165]

Plasmatic Stone same

[@colec3349]

Wtf well I agree

[@livebackwards]

In 1983, Piers Anthony wrote a book called On A Pale Horse where a guy accidentally kills the Grim Reaper and has to become him. Every Christmas season I wonder if whoever wrote this movie had read that book first.

[@sleepysmartboy6287]

Fun Fact: The kid who played Charlie thought he was in a documentary about Santa

[@claytonharbaugh308]

OMG is this true.

[@kitchensink569]

aw

[@whatisupdog0791]

How did you know that

[@peytonhayes8058]

So he thought you actually kill Santa to become Santa? And he wasn’t troubled by that?

[@Riley-Was-Here]

@@peytonhayes8058 appearently not

[@SauceQueenSupreme]

Danny singing, "I'm gonna break the law" while happily smiling is my favorite part of this entire video.

[@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od]

No comments and 576 likes? Imma fix That

[@Bella_Rose..]

never do this again please.@@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od

[@hamsandwich1333]

Wow, ur hot. Your my fav part of the video. XD

[@Bl00dyStrawb3rry]

1 comment and 1.4k likes? I'mma fix that.

[@BurritoMan85]

2 coments and 1.5k likes? I'mma fix that.

[@PeachyLiv]

DANG the song was a bop! We love a talented king🔥

[@emberwaite8015]

Omg I love youuuuuuuu 💓

[@axqrn]

2nd reply lol idk why i wrote this

[@nancyiboo536]

3rd reply

[@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper]

Yes Drew is talented

[@LuckEoneYT]

The funniest thing about this movie is how Charlie’s parents think that a six year old believing in Santa is the most preposterous and insane thing (and not only cause he thought Scott was Santa) like there was this one scene were he was playing in his room pretending to be Santa riding a sleigh with reindeer and his mom peeks in and has a terrified look on her face 😭

[@ethansides9300]

I personally like to believe the reason Santa was so easily caught in the beginning is because in this universe the existence of Santa is just a extensive series of dudes becoming Santa and dying on the job at a high turnover rate, thus explaining the card and the elves being so nonchalant about his death. Because it happens literally all the time

[@gingerweasel2]

Yeah that was my assumption, that the one that died falling off his roof was noisy AF because it was his first Christmas, and the elves weren't surprised at all (happy, even), because they'd seen what a bumbling idiot their newest Santa was, and were glad for the chance at a better one.

[@ania5038]

Lmao I never thought of that but makes sense... especially Bernard

[@ejto2994]

Damn, that’s dark

[@XanderShorts]

Turns out that's KIND OF TRUE.

[@olivia7782]

That could also be why they are so dismissive of him when he first gets to the North Pole. Like they don't bother getting too attached to the new Santa until they're confident he's gonna be around awhile.

[@Amani832]

Imagine if charlie puts on the coat instead. And he’s just this like 7 year old walking around with a beer belly, white hair and a huge white curly beard.

[@intergalacticmaru]

WHAT THE FUCK

[@meatperson]

Oh frick naw

[@thatrandointhecorner3921]

I- I don’t like that.

[@gall2218]

what if a girl puts it on or like an animal

[@forsakenvoidz6828]

gallisabel if a girl puts it on she’s ms clause and if an animal puts it on nothing happens

[@DepressedPickles]

santa: *literally dies* child: *oh no! anyways*

[@_leaf-3525]

veiwer "oh no this child is going to be scarred for life" kid "yay daddy you murdered a man! im so happy for you!"

[@repsummerslay]

"oh he passed away? aw. mm. alright"

[@afrazzledartist8460]

That kid is scarred for life Or he grows up a psychopath with a thirst for blood There is no in between

[@AlextheSpudLord]

Kid be like: opp hes dead

[@Nidus-on9yg]

@@_leaf-3525 uirregular try try it

[@Vibrantstars]

Insted of any Christmas movie, i come back and watch this every year

[@EmmiEmmter]

Better then a Christmas movie honestly

[@hollie28xx]

real, here on christmas eve

[@vodkasoup7076]

"He legally kidnapped Charlie" So if he legally kidnapped someone, how do you kidnap someone illegally

[@lucialopez7702]

I mean, he could have just referred to the fact that by legal definition the kid was in fact, kidnapped.

[@DeityFoxx]

keep them tied in the basement eith everything removed so he cant escape and use a metal chair and for rope use rope with metal in it or just a strong rope and use flex seal tape to make them shut up. is a good way to legally kidnap someone but for illegal i wouldnt know since i would never Break the law.

[@samanthamadonia6773]

Maybe it’s like being legally skilled

[@corvinstory]

@@DeityFoxx capital b break

[@cbz5283]

*FBI has entered the chat*

[@shreyasi4673]

this ENTIRE movie was made for the sake of a pun. *standing ovation*

[@deliberatelydead6195]

Leave

[@shreyasi4673]

Deliberately Dead where should I go babie?

[@gomee23]

Theory: Santa was making so much noise because he's been doing this for forever and decided he didn't want to be Santa anymore, so he needed to wake someone up to take over

[@lucidfangirl1030]

So he committed suicide? Dang

[@briannaolson469]

damn what a way to go

[@chknudson]

no he can just hold his snow globe and say he doesn't want to be santa so that makes no sense

[@Kraye-ne2uj]

That’s what I was thinking

[@EatFrozenPlastic]

@Conner Hicks (2027) suicidal*

[@StagnantBean356]

“what I want for Christmas can’t fit under the tree” top 10 best roasts of all time

[@smipletv]

Plot twist: Danny is santa reviewing how the new Santa is doing.

[@koreaboostudios7194]

But I thought he killed Santa to become him, so he’s not Santa?

[@papaya3642]

oop 🙊🙊

[@allenxav4754]

Dang 😳 that’s why he was so upset when they didn’t call an ambulance for still alive Santa

[@allenxav4754]

That’s why are the end he says in the next video weal discover he’s really been dead this whole time

[@allenxav4754]

J Wagz learn how the internet works, KZbin changes an amount of what people write, that’s why so many people make grammatical errors Idiot

[@Milkyway-zi3ft]

I love how Danny just pretends there is nothing wrong in the background. But in his eyes, you can see him screaming for help from the Nutcrackers.

[@aliensomniac3842]

I am disturbed by how well put together that song was.

[@causecomedy8061]

YEET

[@BackroomsEnjoyer333]

“I was 3.” Bro sounds like me talking to my therapist, no way that’s a line about Christmas 💀

[@iwantcandy2]

All right, here's how you fix this movie: The movie starts with recent divorcee moving into a house that has been abandoned for years. He finds the decimated corpse of a man stuck in his chimney, finds the same letter in the jacket, slips it on and then the movie proceeds. That would explain WHY all the adults in this universe stopped believing in Santa, because there hasn't been a Santa in decades, and also absolve the main character of some of his guilt.

[@yumi9626]

imagine willingly deciding to wear the coat that had been hanging on a rotted corpse because you though it was Santa Clause TT

[@fridaherbst719]

Omg I love that why isn't there an adult subgenre of dark christmas movies Wait okay probably because movies like this one exist that adults watch and find creepy

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

No I'm pretty sure its because they are adults and adults don't believe in something that never once makes physical contact with them. You think parents would believe in Santa Clause if random fancy presents with "from santa~" appeared under the tree in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve.

[@rachelcookie321]

I’m not sure if putting a rotting corpse in the movie really fixes it

[@not_responsive7809]

Or better, it was just an old suit in the attic. And santa stopped working because he hated it or somethin'

[@zottel4590]

I am from Germany, this was one of the first of Danny’s videos I watched and we just calculated the chance of Santa surviving that fall in physics class...

[@marielvelez8930]

The only question I have is: What was the result? :D

[@zottel4590]

@@marielvelez8930 I think it was like 65% death chance xD

[@PanzerkampfwagenausfTschechosl]

I am also German and not to brag, but we do tend to focus on the more important mysteries of life... figuring out the chance of an old man surviving a fall in a kids movie after a 40 year old yelled at him. Now this is why our economy is successful.

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

lowkey if I watched a Danny Gonzalez video in physics class to answer a question, I'd probably study more lmao

[@Modred_958]

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 Danny is a better teacher than our own school teachers

[@chocomilk5713]

Steps how to be Santa, 1: Kidnap a child. 2: Kill Santa 3: Get in Jail 4: Escape Jail 5: Now you are officially Santa! 6: Good luck with your new life.

[@xx4wrld]

Only took me 6 days

[@zilchdisc4159]

@@xx4wrld LMAOOOOOOOO

[@brooklyn0323]

W-wait I'm not ready to be santa...no-uuuuuuuu

[@ljdj7850]

Wait you missed something.... make a ñįçę śøñg!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bingle4551]

MoMo MSP here’s a tip you can just skip step 3 and 4 by resisting arrest

[@LauraABradburn]

This video now sits along with elf and home alone as a yearly tradition for me. It’s 2024 and I’ll be back next year. Merry Christmas everyone!

[@froggy9648]

I still think he’s that 17 yr old from vine but then I remember he’s in his 20s, married, and has a successful career

[@juliusinthecoolius4973]

Cherry Pepsi I don’t think he’s actually married

[@Helpmegetsubswithnovideo-nn6oq]

Joshua Federico he’s been married for almost a year I’m sure

[@hales0022]

Cherry Pepsi I'm shaken. I didn't know he was married and had his life together. Damn. Goals.

[@peasinthefreezer8177]

What’s his job?

[@froggy9648]

Peasinthefreezer he’s a stripper

[@ishouldfindagoodname2416]

“He’s naked somewhere.” That’s actually a really funny line. Good job movie.

[@pissapocalypse]

My dad still quotes it lol please dad it's been years please stop

[@chickenalpaca0332]

@@pissapocalypse pfft you still have a dad?

[@pissapocalypse]

@@chickenalpaca0332 I mean who else is gonna repeat a joke that used to be funny until it isn't funny anymore

[@FreakDaMIghet]

You cut my favorite line. After Scott says that creepy line about Judy looking good for her age, she says, “Thank, but I’m seeing someone in Wrapping.” Lol

[@gothic_dawg]

Omg that’s amazing

[@universerose6209]

@@gothic_dawg yes, yes it is

[@RodneyAndMeVideos]

Wait I don't get it help

[@ordinarysuperstar2860]

Emma Casey I don’t get it either😩

[@patchwork2239]

ah yes my otp Hot Chocolate Making Elf x Someone in the Wrapping Department

[@johnjuliano3785]

He never tries to convince them he was Santa because he never really believed it himself till the next Christmas comes around

[@tabiii1810]

plot twist. santa didn't die he just saw this as his chance to be free. stripped then legged it

[@MultiLarry78]

Hell yea he did

[@Nomnomnom165]

If you happen to see an old dude with a giant white beard partying in Vegas, keep your mouth shut

[@nosleep9816]

Yea that's what I thought XD

[@keirahayes5709]

Lol

[@Tori2565]

This movie: I’m not Santa I’m Santa Thinks he’s insane A little insane Kidnaps son Son enjoys it Back home Forgiveness The end

[@deliberatelydead6195]

The scary thing is this accurate

[@daaiefuku005]

FORGIVENESS CAN YOU IMAGINE?

[@username-ff4ul]

WHO LIVES, WHO DIES, WHO TELLS YOUR STORY? Old Santa dies

[@Gregornmy]

you forgot the part where he murdered santa

[@guyxd3999]

What about the time where they put him in jail?

[@glitchboiplayzsucksatlife1592]

I love how the dad says “hes naked somewhere” after santa dissapear

[@lordgabriel_721]

Lol

[@shouen_]

سلام سلام همگی سلام

[@amouryong]

Underrated line ngl

[@TheShazMC22]

Honestly Danny left out a lot of good lines from the movie

[@redrangers12330]

@@shouen_f u

[@anerdwithamic]

So instead of Santa falling off the roof, one of the original plans for the movie was to have Scott mistake Santa for a burglar and *shoot him*

[@annelisejr]

Are you okay?! The nutcrackers keep multiplying and one is getting awfully close!!

[@mudm2298]

No... he is not ok...

[@Farmer-zx5in]

Was thinking the same thing!

[@frickfrackfrog]

i thought i was going crazy. good to see other people can see the nutcrackers

[@silverclawdraws9521]

Ok so I’m not crazy lmao. Really though, is Danny being controlled by the Nutcracker army? And is the one with the white cap the leader of the army? SHANE WE NEED YOUR CONSPIRACY TALENT

[@pissdog3956]

they had children

[@davidfl4]

This is a horror movie. Scott is literally destroyed and replaced by this entity called Santa, the child’s dad is essentially killed and the kid is just okay with it… it’s horrifying

[@pb4705]

I never thought of it like that but yeah its like he gets possessed by the spirit of Santa and loses all sense of self as Scott Calvin

[@yuki97kira]

Well... He is a kid and he does hate his dad

[@emiliz2071]

He doesn't seem to like his dad. Which is fair enough

[@aurorusart]

just like cryptosanta…

[@You-Tube-n5k]

There's a horror movie called "Clown" that basically has this exact same premise. A father puts on a clown costume and it slowly takes over his body and mind.

[@tylerblack3962]

Maybe in this universe “Santa” ends up being replaced often due to injury or getting caught, this might explain why this Santa was loud and clumsy and why the elves didnt really care when they found out that the other Santa got replaced.

[@urdadsleftasshole69]

Yo that's actually a really good theory-

[@larry-ny5yr]

they didnt believe that the old santa died tho

[@flippaclipwithashton5057]

@@larry-ny5yr he is alive.

[@zomnomnom5953]

doing my yearly holiday watch of this video since it came out. Life Laugh Danny G.

[@Machaiahg]

I think the elves didn't like the old Santa, so they chose Scott to replace him and set up old Santa to die.

[@SorowFame]

“So when you get to the house be as loud as possible, also, make sure not to get good footing on the roof, that’s very important”.

[@Imyournew_stepdad]

Oh my god I’m dying right now 😆😆😆😆😆

[@six4655]

@@SorowFame “right and don’t forget to make it louder if he doesn’t hear and plant the note telling him to steal the suit, that’s crucial.”

[@ManimalMoose]

Maybe santa "dies" alot so the elves dont really care anymore

[@TheBlackLakeSiren]

Or they planned it since Scott is an executive at a toy company.

[@mayarussell]

that's what i assumed

[@thepuffin4920]

Madi H so Santa soy sauce

[@marsbarr4144]

Somebody stabbed Santa Claus ded Nobody else can do a job right 😒

[@christopherterzakos6118]

What if the elves killed a santa b4 Then what... Santa elf.....elf clause?

[@noopnoop8383]

My favourite Christmas candle scents are cinnamon, gingerbread, and Santa's spinal fluid leaking out onto fresh snow

[@Aswdfrl]

Noop noop

[@lillysgaming2822]

Omg

[@quartzzzz8751]

Those are all my faves too!

[@suzieseifried3617]

Oh my god .-.

[@bloop541]

Mine too!!!

[@Whoz._Ollie]

every year i come back to this video and remember the entire song thank you danny

[@MagicallyEmily]

Yes! I love how you bring up the Santa Claus paradox! I've complained to my family for years that it makes no sense how adults in movies don't believe in Santa when Santa is clearly bringing presents to their kids! Where do they think the presents come from??!

[@xvx_cooldude69_xvx43]

Yeah i’ve been thinking that too

[@bridgetm7780]

Zip a Dee Doo Disney SAME! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@akuuma1453]

Maybe they get fake memories that make them think they bought it???? Idk lol

[@Miinish]

It's my mom, but of course she gets help from my grand parents.

[@adamobrien1889]

Yeah same thing happens in elf and hella other movies

[@didnothingbrong]

My favorite part of Christmas is watching Santa bleed internally as the life fades from his eyes

[@Swoosh_015]

As he waves at me like a hurt athlete strapped to a gurney

[@kibarawrr]

I love this generation

[@fionahaswings]

the newest instagram ad: *if you put on santa's suit, you're legally santa*

[@fionahaswings]

@@matthewagee1080 you can't sue me

[@ODA-p3n]

I thought i was gonna watch a movie review and i did but I never expected the absolute BANGER SONG at the end

[@prado7391]

sounds like one of those ads "If you can kill Santa, you are legally skilled"

[@crowskinned]

it's so weird that they don't immediately conclude that Scott took Charlie on a tour of the company factory. he works at a toy company, no??

[@salem-01]

Everyone just goes to the worst conclusion for everything lmfao

[@mikeymouseclubhouse2809]

Honestly yeah that makes so much sense

[@Random.I_I]

Yeah or just have played pretend with him or something or dressed up at Santa Claus! why did they think that he was insane?!? It sounded like one of those regular kid imaginations.

[@SilkyLew]

@@Random.I_I Yeah that was pretty wierd. A kid playing make believe his dad about Santa is now insane lol. The real villain is the mom. She don't allow her child to have imagination.

[@rachelcookie321]

I don’t know if that really makes sense to the story Charlie was telling and also who takes a kid for a tour of a toy factory in the middle of the night on Christmas? But I’m surprised they didn’t assume he was playing pretend with Charlie.

[@Quarter_Turn]

Okay, I'm so into this style of video. It's like Jenny Nicholson stuff, but with Danny's "this is dumb, I'm over it" aesthetic. I hope you do more of this.

[@Pingalu2]

Omg, my thoughts exactly

[@benlong9431]

Right! I love Jenny too

[@Diamondgamervideos]

You totally hit Danny's aesthetic on the head with "this is dumb, I'm over it" omd

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

TheQuarterTurn jenny ❤️❤️❤️

[@yoyoitsurfavhoe1827]

omg Jenny is such a babe

[@hammy1913]

I hope you know I watch this video every Christmas season lmfao. This is my little tradition😂

[@sarahriley2928]

The dude works for a damn toy company. He literally could have just said "they were doing a work thing for the kids and Charlie wanted to go"

[@destiny1672]

Right 😂

[@poiuytrewq11422]

You know the worst part? He was forced to get a wife in the second one, which means the one who died was probably married. What happened to his wife after he died?

[@amandajoy8947]

Buried in the Force-Ghost tomb like a good Sumerian wife.

[@amber-waves-of-pain]

Scott went like...8 years? without having a wife before "The Missus Clause" comes into play, so I think it's possible that other Santa might not have been married yet

[@noahkarpinski1824]

She immediately crumbled into dust

[@Lolo50000]

Imagine youre just having a normal day manufacturing toys at the North Pole and then the entire Royal Family just simultaneously drops like a sack of hammers

[@Zinnia1234]

Hey.. this is the best Christmas movie ever. I watch it every December!

[@inannab7769]

Omg the song is so good I’m unironically adding it to my Xmas playlist

[@weekelsiekelly]

sophie brooks what song

[@rem672]

Kelsie Kelly Watch the video

[@kat.w.RBF444]

I haven’t downloaded any songs this year...except Danny’s.

[@glassdesert1471]

Inanna B 😎

[@1YAWNS]

this song will never not go hard, 6 years of blessed Christmases so far

[@samanthaloudermilk7779]

theory: the old santa was tired of his job so he made all the noise and fell off the roof so he could ~retire~...i don't think he died, he just disappeared like bernard did a bunch. so now the old santa is back as being a boring old businessman somewhere idk

[@Wawagirl17]

That'd be pretty nice, it's like he ditched this weird curse he was forced into and then...forced it onto another dude, LOL.

[@thehe2748]

I think the old Santa was a shitty person, none of the elves give a shit about him

[@realperson5262]

If you've watched the third, you'd know that bernard doesn't always come back o.o

[@alonelywriter6076]

@@realperson5262 no! Not Bernard! He was my favorite ;-;

[@realperson5262]

@@alonelywriter6076 Yup they don't even make up an excuse, he's just gone

[@AmaranthToZinnia]

The fact that there is a whole squad of secret agent elves that are trained to save Santa from jail makes it even crazier that the elves didn't do anything when the first Santa died. If they have a squad to break Santa out of jail, why don't they have a squad to keep Santa from dying??

[@Tony_Goat]

Perhaps because they wanted him to die?

[@rynzl0v3s1ck]

well ive seen the new series and it does point out none of the elves cried for the before santa so... i think they wanted him dead🫠

[@Lrizu]

Maybe the santa claus states that Santa must follow the rules of nature and the elves can't save him

[@superslimanoniem4712]

They're probably there because Santa is a serial trespasser lol

[@varsityreviews707]

Wouldn't them having a top secret SEAL Team ELF imply they're a nation? So wouldn't them busting Santa out of jail be a declaration of war? Hell they have flamethrowers in that one scene too, so like, they're ready for war!

[@kawaiillamas8467]

*"My lips are chapped my bones are cold and it dark all the time.. It's Christmas"* 😂

[@hshuemaker]

At first I thought he said "my bones are old" 🤣 Winter does make my bones feel old AF

[@Fae_van]

@@hshuemaker winter be making me ashy af.