The World's Creepiest Dating Show

[@Styx-wi7eq]

Hearing “being obsessed with P-Diddy” in 2024 sounds so wild

[@Birdman47]

Yeah not great

[@dolphindiver7724]

That's what I thought too. It's such a different time man

[@juzahyodo3706]

💀💀💀

[@stargold222]

Also I’ve never seen anybody have a crush on kanye either lol

[@JamesPodolny]

So funny

[@avagaulton6633]

“Curvy girls make my junk twitch” is the strangest sentence I’m ever heard

[@laurenleloup3022]

I thought it said kirby girls make my tongue twitch-

[@paulagribgulet]

thats just sus

[@mariel.8589]

Ohh I thought it was “curvy girls make my jaw twitch”.

[@heyimhere7048]

I heard Kirby girls make my junk twitch lmfao

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

​@@heyimhere7048 when she inhales everything around her 😩😩😩

[@TheCherryKinz]

Just for context, P!nk is an animal rights activist and she does aerial gymnastics in her shows, so those weren't totally irrelevant. I swear I'm not the guy in the video

[@LoneLupine]

Nice try, you're totally the guy in the video 😉😂

[@sewerrat8096]

that's exactly what the guy in the video would say to distract from the fact that he is the guy in the video

[@genericname8727]

As someone who was a fan of hers growing up I feel like these things were common knowledge to even a lot of more casual fans at the time.

[@samm5746]

Suspect

[@gabeplatte7708]

I just appreciate you spelling p!nk right

[@44WhiteKnives]

i wanna see a show where celebrities reject their creepy obsessors

[@shwahgamer]

There was a funny story about a guy who was obsessed with Jennifer Lopez. He literally broke into her estate and started living in her pool house. And he would like clean up around her pool to look like he belonged there. He would constantly buy candy and other presents, would take pictures of himself holding them, and he'd post them online claiming they were gifts from her. And he lived like that for way longer than you'd think he could get away with, until finally one of her security guards caught him. And when asked who he was he said, "I'm Jennifer's husband, she makes me live in the pool house." It's pretty funny how he thought that would work. But at least he didn't try to cause her any actual harm.

[@frankisnot1148]

The other reply was weirder than that, but the comment reminded me of when Robert Pattinson talked about how he went on a date with a girl who was stalking him and he just complained until she left and never showed up again. I love that story.

[@Inabsinthea29]

Saying she’s “animal friendly” makes it sound like no animals were harmed in the making of Pink

[@pokemonthatisdisappointedi9605]

"Using Pink made my skin feel soft and smooth" Pink is an animal friendly lotion, no animals were harmed in the making of this product! Side effects of Pink include: Eczema, Skin cancer, dry skin, and even death.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZbin. I already make a lot of money on KZbin. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, meg

[@pokemonthatisdisappointedi9605]

@@AxxLAfriku Okay for some reason I think you followed me here for calling you Girlfriends ugly

[@ale-lr3pq]

@@AxxLAfriku your videos are concering

[@jakek1735]

That's no way to talk about Pink's mom

[@michellestratford866]

I just think it’s funny how one of the “Pink”s is named Violet. Like whoever picked her thought “ah yes her name is also a colour, that’s close enough”

[@chopp5068]

A pretty similar color too

[@pasta-and-heroin]

@@chopp5068 like we ever thought for a second they’d find a blue - or, god forbid, a fucking cyan. these are professionals, cmon

[@mrpurpletoes874]

GIVE ME MY PROFILE PICTURE BACK

[@sanacankindadraw]

@@mrpurpletoes874 NO!! *grabs purple circle and runs off*

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

PLSSSS IM CRYING

[@DasVERMiT]

The simplest answer to all of this is just that the show is completely staged. Like for the bedroom it looks like they just rented an empty house for the day and spent max $200 to fill it with posters, a bed, and a couple other things.

[@user-ks5ef2su9i]

$200 is being too generous

[@theletters9623]

yeah that feels like MTV

[@MrPedroGamaliel]

Exactly.

[@tannerlee1317]

I would love to see an interview with somebody who was on one of these "dating" shows.

[@thisistheend_777]

Of course they did....duh

[@kielaney]

me going straight to the newest comments after hearing danny say p diddy LMAO

[@lizzygibby1296]

REAL

[@mercyjune9554]

literally me rn

[@indianaivylindsay]

so ironic how he said beyonce AND p-diddy cus they're both behind it

[@bread8465]

@@indianaivylindsay what do you mean? What did Beyonce do

[@Nahihi_sniperihihi]

@@bread8465"The two(beyonce and jay-z)were often spotted partying with Diddy and there are several pictures of them hanging out" and "Spiro recently threatened to sue Piers Morgan for his interview of Jaguar Wright, where it was claimed that jay-Z and Beyonce have even more “victims” than Diddy." these are from hindustan times so i wouldn't be so sure about the legitimacy of one source but the sources that i've search said that beyonce and jay-z are often seen hanging out with diddy and rumours started to rise relating to the case😅

[@adestroyerofworlds]

I love how in the beginning they show her music video to Stupid Girls, which is literally about how women shouldn't dumb themselves down and pretend to be someone they're not just to impress a man and garner attention.

[@rosyhvideo2587]

🤔

[@AspensCats]

Ah irony

[@celestialbunny]

.Mmmmm.

[@jaymevosburgh3660]

Yes! This whole idea is fucking weird. Pretend to act like a celebrity so you can impress some weirdo loser that obviously still wishes he was 17. And dating the celebrity that he is Obsessed with.. Obsession is not a cute trait, in any real sense. I have it, it sucks! I drive my wife and kids insane with my wacky personality issues. And I try really hard to rein it in as best as I can. If I told my wife I wanted her to dress & act like Milla Jovovich for some weird reason I would hope she was concerned.

[@esobelisk3110]

@Musical Reverie the editor might have been lol

[@laurac8425]

"Let's ignore the real problem" would be most reality shows

[@ddjsoyenby]

"are you a murd3r3r" secret murd3r3r: you'll never know the true answer. "eh good enough it's not our problem"

[@galaxychill9578]

America: The Reality Show

[@Mwstmrlnd]

The real problem being that it's totally fake?

[@taylorndean]

can we acknowledge that the crab literally did nothing when he screamed in pain

[@Jamie-927]

No

[@taylorndean]

@@Jamie-927 true

[@Jamie-927]

@@taylorndean yes

[@parentspatterns]

Justice for P!nk the crab

[@lylaa3145]

huh

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

The trivia contest is the one thing that actually does make some sense in this case, I think. Because I feel that ideally this Nick guy would want to meet someone who is just as obsessed with Pink as he is. Someone who looks like Pink is one thing, but if she doesn't also know everything about her, then what would they even talk about? Don't get me wrong, this show is creepy as all hell, but it makes more sense to pair up a nerd with a similar nerd rather than someone who just brings to mind the thing he's obsessed with. I mean, I'd much rather date someone who loves 90s PC games as much as I do rather than someone who looks like a 90s PC game character (can you even imagine that?).

[@PolevayaMysh]

Yeah, I thought the same thing too. The only way this relationship has a chance of sort of working is if the girl is also a huge fan of Pink and is happy to be treated as her.

[@hondaaccord1399]

*Dissolves into a polygonal marionette*

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

@@hondaaccord1399 *sweats profusely*

[@SirAsdf]

I like to think Nick is a normal, well-adjusted man nowadays but he'll just be forever remembered for being that one ultra-creepy P!nk fan from an MTV Dating show no one watched.

[@idadalmeida9536]

This comment completely explains why I feel bad for child stars

[@ddjsoyenby]

either that or he got arrested for attempted kidnapping.

[@todney]

Tbh it was probably scripted

[@novemberiscoolithink]

if no one watched it they cant remember u for it tbh

[@bdaarmy9736]

If no one watched it, he obviously wont be remembered for it.

[@NT-gq6tz]

love how danny is criticizing Nick's wall decorations while having a poster of himself with an inhaler right behind him

[@labyrinthine444]

clearly you’re new here. he’s drinking water. edit: if you haven’t already read my other reply, this comment was a social experiment.

[@anags]

@@labyrinthine444 isn't it milk?

[@wawaicedcoffee]

@@anags no, it’s an inhaler. In one of his Amazon videos he found a poster on there of an old lady using an inhaler so he made one of himself

[@odeykristal]

@@labyrinthine444 no, youre new

[@molli9292]

wha i thought it was milk

[@AfRose26]

the funniest thing about this show is that everyone in Nick's friend group has the *exact same haircut*

[@juliamavroidi8601]

To be fair every boy back then had that haircut

[@emmalynlong3838]

It's a premium club

[@pisscvre69]

Pink, and guy with that hair, the 2 genders LOL

[@Robinhartz]

I think every boy still has the exact same haircut just the haircut that changes

[@inyrui]

All the ladies have similar haircuts too lol its weird

[@eddievr4ever809]

1:21 this part did not age well lmao

[@Kittensclaws]

Fr 😂

[@daililac]

HAHA

[@sleepymermaid9011]

He was warning us

[@-Nari-]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY LMAO

[@Lily-qh1mc]

Really didn’t

[@RepKyle95]

This show would be WAY funnier if they crossed it up with Undercover Boss. Like imagine they have the actual celebrity in disguise among the contestants, but THEIR job is to be honest and themselves (ie not like they just appear on media), and see if they get eliminated. Kinda like how Charlie Chaplin lost a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

[@badly-timed_luck6845]

I'd watch THAT reality show

[@JinlongTheGoldenDragon]

That sounds epic tbh. Pink vs. the country's top 10 Pink impersonators?

[@jordanetherington1922]

Well yeah, it was a Charlie Chaplin LOOK-ALIKE. Chaplin was lucky he wasn't disqualified

[@IAm_SlipperyWhenWet]

Adele did that

[@michigo_xo]

@@IAm_SlipperyWhenWet yeah thats what I was just about to mention!

[@korinnab.2318]

Ironically there's no way Pink would approve of this. Her whole thing as a celebrity is empowering women to be themselves.

[@crappy-doodle3894]

I would love to see this guy meet her and be completely destroyed by P!nk tearing apart his creepy weird obsession

[@AlexPastGrey]

@@crappy-doodle3894 It feels a bit...exaggerated, so I'm holding out the faintest sliver of hope that he's just acting and doesn't actually have an obsession

[@genericname8727]

@@AlexPastGrey I’m sure they find people and say “Hey, will you pretend to be obsessed with Pink if we let you go on TV” and then they probably supply the room and add posters (I swear I’ve seen that exact room in similarly filmed reality tv shows, minus the posters).

[@bierkratspeaker3724]

Kind of ironic as well that Danny basically said the exact same thing

[@TheJoker-bf4hn]

@@genericname8727 That could explain why his room is just a bed and posters

[@EddyBurback]

I know I was 10 but why didn’t they ask me to be one of the pink’s I would have crushed it

[@cmarie7867]

Especially the gymnastics portion I'm sure you've got a mean cartwheel Eddy

[@Goopis]

You would do a good job I think

[@KaytheWooper]

You would’ve beaten every other contestant so it wouldn’t be fun

[@mossiplier]

smh my head you were the obvious choice i was wondering this from the start 😔

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Eddy is the only Pink that matters

[@betsfsnr1989rlfemttpdtv]

Just the phrase "my own ____" followed by the name of a PERSON? is insane to me, truly.

[@isibellee]

i love the irony of that one girl singing "stupid girl" on stage while pretending to be a completely different person to impress a random guy lmao

[@Brody0622]

Danny is really acting like him and Drew aren’t obsessed with Jeremy Renner

[@seraphimsuburbia]

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS COMMENT OH MY GOD HSHAHAHSHHA

[@luciendelaney8975]

Fr tho I can’t wait for Hawkeye

[@Your_mum_100]

Lmaoooooooooo this comment-

[@NerdGeekOficial]

He's bitter he didn't get to participate to find his own Jeremy Renner!

[@primcasiha]

they better react to Hawkeye show once it's out

[@seededbreadasmr8377]

"I like pink bc she's animal friendly!" He proceeds to paint his hermit crabs shell (For anyone who doesn't know, hermit crabs absorb things on their shells, and if they are painted not only can it cause other health issues due to not being able to do that anymore, but also they start to absorbe the paint which will kill them.....he says he likes her bc she's animal friendly....yet he proceeds to slowly kill his hermit crab...and even if its non toxic paint, it doesn't matter. Its going right into their body...that shit can kill it...)

[@biguytalks6107]

Also they can't get sunlight through if their shell is painted

[@seededbreadasmr8377]

@@biguytalks6107 Yes, exactly. That's what I meant by other health issues, but thank you for bringing this up. I wasn't aware of this and its made me even more mad at the man lmao

[@no_peace]

I don't think that was his house or stuff or anything, i don't think he even liked Pink (or cared about her being animal friendly). I think the producers did it

[@seededbreadasmr8377]

@JuneBugQueen Yea true, but it still makes me mad looking at it now lol. He didn't know, so I don't blame him but it's just annoying to see yk

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Also i'm pretty sure holding them in the air by their shells like he did makes them really stressed

[@keyforit2255]

1:20 not diddy😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@zimmakimma7007]

You can call him love 😂

[@Justsafi.xoxo2349]

​@@zimmakimma7007stop😭😂😂

[@SomeoneRandom-lc8mg]

Aged like solid milk

[@pamelaj3214]

I said the same thing lol

[@Im.notsurewhat.toputhere]

I was about to comment this

[@hopeisdope5618]

“I’m a big fan of the bachelor and bachelorette series, and by big fan I mean i watch it and I complain the whole time because its not gonna be exactly the the way i want it to be.” Danny and my mom should watch dating shows together, this perfectly described her. She once stormed out of the room when she was watching the show.

[@arianresch4543]

@SillySanta can you go away lol

[@heyimhere7048]

@SillySanta no u

[@clarissabehrens1526]

That’s literally me. I love to hate watch it ✨

[@historynerd205]

That's how me and my grandma watch cooking competitions, we literally just sit there and complain that the recipes are bad and wouldn't work🤣

[@businesszeus4864]

Oh hey it’s entrapta

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

Alternative names for the show: - Ignore the Red Flags - Meet your future murderer - Keeping Up With the Creeps

[@milkkee540]

-domestic abuse

[@adeer87]

Nice pfp 👌

[@kaate87]

You are so far left lmao

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

@@kaate87 So? What's your point?

[@kaate87]

@@God_Is_An_Atheist nothing I was just kind of surprised but maybe it’s because mine was in the middle

[@elphbwckd212]

Pink is still a PHENOMENAL gymnast. Her concerts are basically half rock show, half Cirque du Soleil. It's pretty damn incredible, actually!

[@no_peace]

I had no idea. I just watched a few videos. She's super talented and skilled

[@ivyprofen_]

I was gonna say! Gymnastics is still very much a part of her and her talent!

[@TheRaquelephant]

Danny would lose in the first round of Being the Most Pink

[@strawbxrrypanic_]

There's is a performance of So What where she is held by cables and just SPINS LIKE A FUCKING BEYBLADE. It's my fav one.

[@julbs]

@@strawbxrrypanic_ i saw it live it was cool. she "flew" to the farthest part in the back of the arena and waved at the people.

[@jasperjazzie]

imagine if this show aired now, it'd just be people wanting real versions of their fictional crushes

[@negligible_reality]

either that or they'd want someone who looks like their favorite influencer/creator

[@jasperjazzie]

@@negligible_reality accurate, but also the fictional character thing is a lot more interesting tbh i'd watch a show about people looking to date someone who is like a real life version of their favorite fictional characters they wish were real...would be way less creepy than this as well, also i would probably apply to be on said show immediately

[@GustavoPizza]

I want a Crash Bandicoot 😍😍😍🤩🤩😋😋

[@rahnicoulter3816]

ikr the booktok people be like 'iwant my own aaron warner' LMAO

[@alilordoftheskies5079]

​@@GustavoPizza would the irl version be hyperrealistic bandicoot Crash Bandicoot or some guy in a fursuit saying "woaahhh"? I need to know

[@benmasta5814]

This guy would date the real Pink, then constantly blame her for acting like Pink wrong. lol

[@DaviniaHill]

P!nk.

[@garou9914]

Punk

[@Apple_Bapple]

Ponk

[@story__d]

Pank

[@dustyandpickles101]

haaa i date a guy that told me he crushed on me for years and then would constantly berate me for not being what he thought i was cuz we never actually knew each other……… good times 😂

[@cheri618]

“curvy girls make my junk twitch” has to be the funniest thing i have ever heard.

[@Luffy-su1ho]

And it's so cursed💀💀😂

[@tobyandahalf]

so it's curvy and not Kirby? yeah that makes more sense

[@mcbedo6568]

i cant find where he says it-

[@rinwastaken6251]

@@mcbedo6568 0:27

[@mcbedo6568]

@@rinwastaken6251 oh hell-

[@日本ニッキ]

Related to this show, a story that literally just escaped the DEPTHS of my mind: My friend was actually on the episode called "My Own Omarion" but she was lied to. She was told that she would be judging a talent competition of sorts to find the 'best Omarion fan'. She had no idea it was a dating show whatsoever, only thought it was a take on a talent show. So I would guess that a whole lot of people on here don't actually want their own celebrity and are just forced into the awkwardity of it all 😅

[@gsiya4023]

But here they show the guy being obsessed with pink so idk

[@averyeml]

I’d believe that’s the case for the ones fighting to be the “My Own ________” like how all those Pink girls weirdly knew a stupid amount of Pink trivia. I’m not sure how the person looking for the date could be told that and not know something was up.

[@gnomechild689]

@@averyeml the way they answered the trivia seemed very calculated, of course its heavily edited and I could be reading into it but it looks like producers pulled aside the girls or some of them and told them the answers to the trivia questions.

[@areebah8297]

for this episode tho, the guy clearly says "who gets to be my own pink" so he definitely knows what's up

[@Lacoux]

Did she say the entire thing was scripted?

[@incognitomode1700]

“Curvy girls make my junk twitch” absolutely DESTROYED me

[@socialistrecyclebin]

For a sec I thought they said kirby lol

[@kqxyn]

Omg same I was eating and I swear I started choking

[@mrcrankypants72]

@@kqxyn omg are you ok? are you alive?

[@jeremyfartzgerald]

She's died ​@@mrcrankypants72

[@mrcrankypants72]

@@jeremyfartzgerald damn, my condolences

[@superking208]

Pink's gymnastics training is WAY more relevant than this disgusting creepshow bothered to explain. She incorporates some pretty daring acrobatics into her live performances while somehow maintaining perfect voice control, it's like a whole Cathy Rigby thing and it's awesome :D

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

Just yesterday I was watching her "Try" video and damn, she is very athletic!

[@emma-di5ly]

@@randomuserwitharandomname6183 That's one of my favorite music videos! Her live performance videos are also really something. This video makes it sound like it was just a thing she did as a kid when she was really almost an Olympian.

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

@@emma-di5ly Oh that's awesome! I don't know much about pink, but every time I hear about her it's good things. Her video "fucking perfect" helped me through some tough times.

[@emma-di5ly]

@@randomuserwitharandomname6183 Exactly the same here! I appreciate that she makes sure to have good messages in her music.

[@inyrui]

I'm not saying you're wrong, but why would he in depth just start explaining why she does gymnastics, even if he did it wojld have been edited out lol

[@Skloopert]

Imagine someone telling their lover, “Hey, just so you know, I’m dating you because you look like my favorite celebrity.”

[@arianresch4543]

@SillySanta what

[@invictus987]

@SillySanta what

[@especiallyspecialtm9093]

@SillySanta i meam, youre not wrong about mtv but..

[@rhubarbdude3347]

And their favorite celebrity is Willem Dafoe

[@ecliiipsssse]

@SillySanta uhh

[@KingOfMadCows]

We were on the football team with Nick. He was a great guy... until... he took a really bad hit during practice. He was unconscious for a week. The TV in his hospital room was put on MTV, they had a 5 day Pink marathon... He was never the same after that. Anyway, let's help get Nick his personal Pink.

[@grandestcherokee]

incredulous

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

@@grandestcherokee Perfect.

[@Squellbell]

LOL, this is literally the only scenario in which this episode plays out sanely

[@icecreamnoodles3742]

He was once a great person, like you, until he took a dodgeball to the knee...

[@Spaggeds]

I got genuinely jumpscared when he said P. Diddy

[@steffie05]

I'm watching this video trying to fall asleep and my eyes literally beamed when he mentioned him. I feel like Dracula

[@fatsnek9310]

imagine asking an old married couple, "so how did you two meet?" "oh they just looked like my favorite celebrity who i had an unhealthy obsession with, and the rest is history."

[@Babyteef]

You say this as a joke but that does actually happen, i was in a year long relationship with this one guy who mostly just wanted me for sexual reasons. He wanted me specificaly because i looked like Finn Wolfhard. If anyone ever tells you they like u cuz u look like their fav celeb please fuckin leave that is the worst red flag i’ve ever missed, homeboy made me question if i was actually gay or not 0/10 ansolutely do not reccomend

[@oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531]

@@Babyteef yikes. sorry you had to meet a person like that ://////

[@faline6458]

my parents have been married for nearly 40 years, and my mom initially started chatting with my dad because he looked like the drummer from her favorite band lol

[@Babyteef]

@@oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531 yea it was an awful expirience, i made alot of mistakes like that at the time since i was still a closeted aromantic and didnt know the difference between romantic attraction and lust so i just went into every situation with full force. You could say it was my own fault for agreeing but i only found out his intentions after he’d already forced me into alot of things. I’m mostly okay now though, i’m still mentaly healing from it but i’m glad i don’t have to make the same mistake ever again

[@mdp720]

Not surprisingly, this show was staged. Nick's friend "Steve" is a comedian and actor.

[@ourloveisgreat1398]

drop his imdb !!

[@2WinorNt]

No

[@fidato_]

He looked familiar

[@katarinabrunk8698]

oh thank God it's staged lol

[@neverleavesthehouse]

To be fair, it is entirely possible they just cast actors to play the friends of a real guy. Or, if his name is actually Steve, that an actor would get cast in something in the entertainment industry. (Not saying it wasn't staged)

[@Brawl-eg1kz]

This dating show is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense!

[@garfeldi8466]

PLEASE NINJA IM BEGGING YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[@caleb_güero]

@@garfeldi8466 Your home security system was intense, but not as intense as TAKIS!

[@Fīshyyyy-b7t]

@@caleb_güero your reply is intense, but not as intense a TAKIS!!

[@WhoisIzsy]

Ninja and Charli are intense, but not as intense as TAKIS

[@aramisharalsonjr1974]

Ninja Please I have a family

[@Whathappenhappenspedup]

bro used beyonce and p diddy in the same sentence lmao

[@omgthisissoawesome]

Can't wait for the ep where Danny has to find his own personal Tom Holland and he makes all the contestants dance to Umbrella

[@askinredroads5132]

he IS the personal Tom Holland. I’ve always thought Danny would make a good live action Spider-Man too lol.

[@olivianemeth8194]

Yassss

[@aztecoin1327]

@@askinredroads5132 they are making a prequel movie for Tom Holland's spider man maybe Danny is cast as young Peter

[@Korra228]

I would absolutely do that. I love Tom Holland and I loved his performance of Umbrella. P. S. I wouldn't actually do something creepy like that but he's great.

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@Belelelekake]

“This should could be called “Why Don’t We Ignore the Real Problem?” well said danny

[@pythondrink]

I read your comment as soon as Danny said those words. Pretty scary coincidence lol.

[@kendramerc7438]

@@pythondrink ur a wizard harry.

[@JanYaps]

"My own personal pink" is not a phrase that should've ever aired on TV

[@pinkpanther6196]

Hahahahaa

[@popeofsimps2924]

it should have been locked away in the forums of 4chan when they had the chance to

[@siluriantides]

I thought it was a euphemism before I realized it was the singer. Although I guess it kinda is too in his case...

[@Chitterbug_]

I think a successful dating show strategy would be to find two people based on mutual interests and then force them to live together in a small, shitty, broken apartment for three months. Manufacturer their drama by sneakily breaking things and forcing them to have to fight the sadistic landlord to have it fixed. Have them on a fixed income and run low on rent. Have car troubles that they've got to work together to fix or they're screwed. These are all normal(and unfortunate) parts of most married couples' lives and also the thing that tends to break people if they're only together for looks. If they're both still alive and don't hate each other by the end of their time then their relationship has a shot at working.

[@socialistrecyclebin]

Pitch it, it totally watch itA

[@rassel5384]

Holy shit i would totally watch this show!

[@wolfstar1253]

Danny: *talks about not having photos of a celebrity hung up on the walls of his room* Drew: *has a life sized cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger*

[@ghrasta.]

Huh, perhaps they *aren’t* the same person after all

[@rwaitwhat]

yeah but drew tried to throw it away so he gets 1 point for trying

[@itonlygetsworsefromhere2272]

@@rwaitwhat that leaves drew at 2 points going for him!

[@nohtso]

You mean Danny,right?

[@quartzofcourse]

Yeah but Danny also has a photo of drew behind him in the background so that’s kinda creepy

[@OneTopic]

i wonder how much the producers get involved in setting the room up to best be filmed did they bring the caution tape, did they move the posters… did they sell all of his furniture and make him say these things 😳

[@J_Pug]

What you doing here one topic??

[@paulagribgulet]

producers treathen them

[@leonna7010]

@SillySanta i love how hard your trying to draw people to your channel, nice work, keep going

[@fleaboy5555]

im worried for whoever thought those would be br good touches,,

[@xLunarRosesx_Willow]

@@J_Pug oh no it's almost like KZbin's enjoy using KZbin! Lmao

[@MissFelice]

It’s weird that in all the early 2000s MTV shows, everyone delivers lines in the same odd cadence and tone.

[@blue-dabad33]

I heard this in the exact MTV voice you're talking about lmao

[@someembarrassingLPs]

It's like the new millennium trans-atlantic accent

[@StarlitGlitch]

I feel like they were more scripted back then (as in having exact lines to say) but just picked up random people so they couldn’t say their lines naturally. I think they learned from that and now they’ll give more general directions rather than precise lines.

[@Rose-hh7mk]

NakeyJakey did a really funny video about MTV shows where he used that kinda accent. I think it's his dating show video.

[@theflowerhead]

Ever notice decades do that? It's so interesting.

[@Nana-jy8pc]

All I can say is that i've never been happier that the early 2000s don't exist anymore

[@seakwenz]

I often get nostalgic for the early 2000s to the point of sadness (it was just a really good time of my life) but stuff like this helps keep me in check lol

[@_12k70]

To be honest, has MTV ever not been creepy ? That just seems to be their thing at this point...being very unreasonable and creepy and using people with some...very obvious an glaring problems instead of actually getting them some professional help

[@jamesdizon5133]

has* ;)

[@eldritchkitty2396]

@SillySanta Stop.

[@UnforgetableLuncheon]

I think MTV started it's path to reality TV around the early 90s with "The Real World". You can safely call MTV creepy by the dawn of the 2000s.

[@ayannabranchcomb7535]

I’d also like to submit TLC for this category as well

[@DarkShadows713]

They used to music...

[@mintefox]

My mom calls Danny Greg. Her Defence is “if he’s going to call me Greg, then I’m calling *him* Greg!”

[@especiallyspecialtm9093]

your mom has the correct mindset Greg deserves that

[@pioxia777]

Him8m Ghrwg

[@meat1575]

your mom is true greg

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

I think Danny would approve of that.

[@temptedbyartjewelry5892]

ur mom is awesome imma call danny greg too now hashtag danny is now called greg

[@calicocosmos3606]

Would love to see a reboot of this about people obsessed with influencers and fictional characters.

[@evilmagician430]

literally when danny was explaining the premise, all i could think abt was "what if they did this today but with kinnies..." (of fictional characters or factkins)

[@curllum]

That sounds like a terrible idea I want it

[@saltedsage]

"I want my own Onceler." *snap cut to her room, filled with Tumblr Sexyman edits of him, and also no furniture*

[@fushiijo]

god that would be HORRIBLE i WANT IT

[@heyheyhii]

"i want my own bill cipher

[@Number1KubzScoutsFan1]

It’s so crazy how he mentioned Beyoncé AND p diddy😭

[@summerstargrrrl]

as someone who was obsessed with p!nk as a teenage girl, yeah she does do a lot of animal rights activism which was one of the big things i liked about her besides her music and creativity

[@neil12]

She’s also a legit acrobat, like still. So it’s not like they’re just making them do one of her childhood hobbies

[@irisstorm821]

Um, ok … but …GUYS like gymnastics because , well… uuh.…omg … you’ll understand when you’re older!

[@emma-di5ly]

Yeah, I really admire that about her. I'm not obsessed, but I've been a fan for years both for her music and her personality. She's very multitalented and an awesome person it seems.

[@angelichoodrat4534]

@Iris Storm lmao okay??? what does that have to do with teenage girls liking pink???

[@dudebbro]

she's also a huge ally to the lgbtq+ community and always has been. ive always had a lot of respect for her

[@lilibee_]

The weirdest thing is that i googled this show and apparently among all the early 2000s celebrities that people wanted to date, one was NINETEENTH CENTURY POST IMPRESSIONIST PAINTER PAUL CEZANNE. someone went on an MTV show and asked to date their very own PAUL CEZANNE

[@DerEliteBaum]

So they can paint together and play Skyward Sword?

[@shamanite]

okay now I want to watch it

[@imnotdrum3037]

man was this person Van gogh?

[@PineappleLiar]

I'd watch the version of this show that was JUST about finding dates with people who look like 19th century historical figures. I want to see a weirdo be like 'yes I'd like one young Stalin please!'

[@astronautsamuel_xxv2295]

THIS DESERVES TO BE PINNED I'M WHEEZING PLS

[@that.girl.chaylee]

You have to watch the movie "holly's holiday." It's a nightmare of a movie about a mannequin coming to life and falling in love during the Christmas season. It's hilarious and painful to watch. I hope you make a video about it. I know you would make it 100× funnier. Thanks!

[@lemonshark4961]

Wasn't there an episode of wizards of Waverly place with that exact plotline?

[@that.girl.chaylee]

@@lemonshark4961 Yes there was! This is like a lifetime/ hallmark movie and it's extremely poorly made. I saw on it TV the other day it's fun to make fun of though.

[@goopydoop-]

@@lemonshark4961 haha also an episode of bobs burgers

[@Bittersugarcubes]

Is this the one with Tyra Banks?

[@stephanieh3776]

Reminds me of a Doctor Who episode

[@Cassiopia_Swan]

“Celebs like Beyoncé and P Diddy” Oooo that aged awfully…

[@jillianbruening8199]

He knew...

[@tjg121389]

I'm 99.9% sure this show is completely staged, but this still made me uncomfortable.

[@TwinkleSunnySunHotS]

yeah there is so much that points to the entire thing being staged

[@boboblueblue2]

P!nk actually has some fantastic performances where she does acrobatics and gymnastics while singing live! I’m not even a huge fan of hers but I was blown away by her singing “Try” at the AMAs. She’s honestly amazing!

[@AnnaMcCoy13]

Yeah! When I went to her concert once and she attached herself to some wires and swung around of the whole crowd. It was the craziest thing I've seen live

[@cursedmailman3999]

That's lip sync, it is literally impossible to sing while doing acrobatics. It's very impressive nonetheless, from a gymnastic and technical standpoint both from her and her sound technicians

[@theultimatehomiegsenior3058]

@@cursedmailman3999 you probably can, just the thing is can you sing good?

[@tommyturbo321]

@@cursedmailman3999 Excpet it's not Lip syncing and it's not impossible. I'm guessing you've never seen her live or any of her live performances

[@cursedmailman3999]

@@tommyturbo321 it IS lip sync and it IS impossible to sing well while doing such acrobatic shit. It's just very clever and well pulled off stage tricks man

[@erraticbro]

Hearing “Welcome to my palace of pink” with no context whatsoever really sounds a lot different than what he was going for

[@justasmltwngir1732]

How so lol?

[@Natan-es9ms]

6:46 for anyone who is searching for the red screaming face zoom on Danny

[@Person48]

And 6:50

[@owlbear2228]

Danny, don’t try to hide the fact you’re just Laura’s own Drew Gooden

[@f1nney3ditsusedtobepolyedi67]

@Yass BA 💀Fr

[@poppyrose3436]

This made me laugh so much

[@Tw0Dots]

@Yass BA how

[@basedbane787]

​@@Tw0Dots because they're basically the same person

[@m3ll0n_c0llie]

Damn-

[@Namse21]

Next episode: Danny tries to find his very own Tom Holland.

[@jdddff]

his very own drew

[@gummidon1618]

@@jdddff well that’s easy he can just date himself

[@paulagribgulet]

i thought i was watching tom holland

[@oikawascursedplushie9912]

I thought u said Tom 'harlock' before Danny bought that poster of Tom 'Holland' 😭😭😭

[@paulagribgulet]

@@oikawascursedplushie9912 💀💀💀

[@nerida3347]

In the Netherlands we have a show called "first dates", and it's literally just two people having a (appropriately distanced) dinner with eachother. It's very LGBT inclusive and has elderly people too, it's very nice to watch ngl. But idk if that's what you would call a dating show nowadays

[@obrien98]

That sounds so sweet and wholesome

[@annatsipouras5120]

There's a British and a German version of the show as well! I really like it too and watch both of them occasionally

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

We had that in Australia too. But I don't know much about it cause I don't watch "reality" shows.

[@Ava-cj7dg]

that sounds so sweet omg

[@jonnnnniej]

I watch the Dutch version daily as my dosis of feel good :) everyone is so different, but they are all looking for love! And the host and barman really add to it as well!

[@mama_verse]

I worked at a production company that produced "What's in My Pocket?" which is a dating show where the girl picks items out of the hosts pockets that tell her things about her 3 dating options. It is as weird as it sounds and the entire season was filmed in 2 days on the street out of a van. They aren't in business anymore.

[@sarasthoughts]

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that none of those girls looks even remotely like p!nk? Like none of them is even SLIGHTLY punk/alt. They couldn't even find a woman with short hair ??

[@mustbetheSUN]

Teenage me is greatly offended and adult me is kinda offended too tbh.

[@osnapitzmaia]

i was super confused too, i was like "aight so they're gonna get a bunch of punk/alt girls with mostly short hair" and then all of them were..... nothing like that???? not a single alt girl? not a single short haired woman? like come on.. were you even trying lmao

[@aworte3266]

It's hilarious P!nk's music is about being yourself and he wants a clone. He really just likes the way she looks imo

[@kenna_king100]

I would love a show called “Lets ignore the real problem!”… it’d be comedic gold

[@ddjsoyenby]

me: life is cruel neverending pain and i will punish everyone who got in my way none of you will be sp@r3d! "this seems like you need a room makeover" me: you won't save anyone. "ok definitely not future m@ss sh00t3r""

[@user-el1dt8or9l]

@@ddjsoyenby what is this hunny

[@kenna_king100]

I was thinking more like they would go to hoarders and just get them more boxes to fit all of their things. Or someone who was overweight to the point that daily activities were made harder- instead of a healthy diet and exercise, they just make like bigger bathtubs or an elevator. A lot of people don’t like to change- Let’s Ignore The Real Problem! would just make the lives of those easier, while not actually addressing their actual issue:)

[@catpoke9557]

@@kenna_king100 Problem with that, is that if you made their hard life easier, they'd be even more likely to continue being unwilling to change

[@jstarstudios7110]

@@catpoke9557 That's why!! We stage it!

[@Hi-ej2pb]

That P Diddy example sure didnt age well

[@NoYeahNah]

Pink still actively does aerial acrobatics at her concerts. She didn't just 'do gymnastics' when she was little. Look up Pink doing 'aerial silks' - she does some really advanced stuff. I'm not sure people realise the level of skill she has.

[@melissaGheee]

Sometimes I think Danny just plays stupid as a bit, because there’s a a few things that fly over his head in these videos.

[@NoYeahNah]

@@melissaGheee Oh definitely, that's his humour. Deadpan stupidity. But if the prolonged 'gymnastics' whine was a bit, it didn't land at all.

[@melissaGheee]

@@NoYeahNah agreed,

[@sexb0mb]

her mom lives like down the street from me

[@theclairewhy]

@@NoYeahNah I doubt it was. I don't think most people know P!nk still does acrobatics. His bit about being confused as to why women go through with these shows is for sure him acting dumb though lol

[@nonameless2]

I read a book like this once called "my own Mr Darcy." The main girl legit fell in love with Darcy and refuses to date anyone who DOESNT look/act just like him...and then she's a shocked Pikachu when she finds her "perfect" boyfriend and he's a stuck up jerk.

[@jenniferch3ck]

Is it a good book?

[@ninjadude971]

Darcy from Pride and Prejudice?

[@a1exneedsahamdleplease]

Did he end up not being that way once she got to know him like the actual Darcy does?

[@felixcosm]

Oh I think I read this. At least there's a book called Mr Darcy and Me which was so awful it read like a wattpad self insert

[@StUcKwithmUsIc]

i want to read that horrible book so that i can appreciate the ones i have

[@Monstress_Art]

Imagine this show present day. A guy obsessed with anime wifus and these poor girls who look vaguely like them competing like “who can call me a baka the best?” “Who makes the best lap pillow?”

[@thatrandomaccount171]

that sounds like a fucking horror show theyd all be white too

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

Don't make this any weirder than it is.

[@ahshitherewegoagain7461]

@@thatrandomaccount171 I don't see why thats bad, as anime characters don't really have a color LOL

[@cassiefromooo]

@@ahshitherewegoagain7461 usually anime characters are japanese tho

[@ahshitherewegoagain7461]

​@@cassiefromooo I just meant generally, usually it depends if its stated imo, since if its a fantasy anime where the story has its own countries/races; then its not Japanese. But if its slice of life then yeah totally since its in japan. Still don't see why it would matter if the contestants to a "whose my waifu" are white.

[@hussamtastic7621]

4:06 if both of these guys fused they would turn into 2013 Markiplier

[@GalaxyPolar]

"FUSIONNNN DANCEEE!!!" [Flashes of white] "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two hello? Okay..."

[@hussamtastic7621]

@@GalaxyPolar looks like I'm rewatching the whole FNAF playlist again

[@nikitarenken]

This seems less like a dating show and more like a fulfilling-a-sexual-fantasy show

[@phantomghostthedripgod9474]

Imagine pink herself just looking up one of her songs and finds a whole reality tv show about a guy who’s obsessed with her. I’d hate to be pink at that moment in time.

[@cowgrll]

I was shocked that the producers didn’t even try to find more than one girl that remotely looks like Pink but then I remembered this was MTV in the early 2000s

[@carolinem4197]

beyoncé and diddy in a row was WILD

[@RaheemD]

British reality shows (in general) are a lot less dramatised than Australian and American reality shows. You might enjoy First Dates. Married at First Sight UK isn't as orchestrated as the other versions.

[@iblame_nargles]

I hate reality shows but first dates is genuinely great. It still leans into the generic "can you believe these people??" moments but the majority of the time it's actually really sweet/an interesting insight into dating. The recent teen episode was super cute.

[@louise8929]

First Dates is usually very wholesome; it's the complete opposite of a show like love island for example

[@RaheemD]

@@louise8929 I much prefer it! It's people that are actually looking to date and not internet fame where everyone tries to look like a model. It's very inclusive and diverse.

[@WaywardVector]

Yeah but he wants shows that are hilariously bad, not actual dating shows.

[@WaywardVector]

@@louise8929 love island is better content for commentary KZbinrs.

[@ProjectLethargic]

"Are there people rooting for these girls?" yes they're rooting for their favorites to not win this so they don't have to be with this creep

[@milantarika7219]

Lmaooo true 😭

[@ivoryXmorales]

I don't blame Danny for not knowing a lot about Pink, but I think it's funny that he says that Pink would know "a little bit about gymnastics"- meanwhile anyone who has seen any clip from Pink's concerts would know that she literally beyblades over her audience

[@sbeve6559]

My cousin met P!nk once. He was wasted after one of her concerts and found his way back to where she was getting into her transport. He tried to dive in through the door of the limo and security had to grab him. Apparently she laughed and told him to go home and sleep it off. Then she said "Goodnight babe" and they drove off.

[@Ehh.....]

""Curvy girls make my junk twitch!" slap that on a tombstone.

[@annapiasica3949]

they mock teenagers when they obsess over boy-bands but somehow this is considered perfectly normal and not creepy at all

[@lissq2769]

I don’t think this is considered perfectly normal tbh

[@thirstyforlaundrydetergent9664]

Who considers this normal? I'm pretty sure this show clowned on him for content.

[@jayathrijayathri]

Pretty sure this guy got mocked way more than any teenager who likes boy bands

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

Who is “they” going around mocking teenagers for liking boy bands. That’s not a thing.

[@damicamarshall5255]

@@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis that is a thing; however I do agree that no one thinks this is completely normal

[@rutabagaroo882]

“Curvy girls make my junk twitch” immediately made my mental breakdown a whole lot funnier

[@iamapandacorn1465]

I thought it said Kirby that makes so much more sense

[@englishatheart]

Which is funny seeing how Pink has the "curves" and hair of a 9 year old boy.

[@AmbrosiusVanDerCastel]

@@englishatheart wow, good job bodyshaming????

[@catherineecatherine]

@@englishatheart jealous of her fame, christine?

[@lissasdf6724]

@@englishatheart girl why are u in everyone comments just to shame Pink? Lmao why are YOU so obsessed with her??

[@DootdootpersonTheOpossum]

1:22 I NEARLY SPAT OUT MY CEREAL

[@AlekaiCottontail4711]

"She's animal friendly" No wander he wants her with that horrible hermit crab setup

[@englishatheart]

No wander? So he doesn't travel? You mean "wonder." :-P

[@AlekaiCottontail4711]

@@englishatheart It was a typo :|

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

The fake celebrity gets their own terrifying stalker, it's a win win

[@sojadoesrandomstuff]

Not to brag but I have the same birthday as Pink. So I‘d say I have one up to being someones personal Pink *radio rebel face*

[@angelfish1192]

I have the same birthday as Hitler…. WAIT-

[@August_idk]

@fanboy don’t be rude please.

[@Wargatron]

@@angelfish1192 don’t be shy, give us the *Radio Rebel face*

[@angelfish1192]

@@Wargatron …… *Radio Rebel Face iNtENsEIfIeS*

[@clearlyAtoast]

Danny mentioning beyonce and p diddy in the same sentence was one hell of a coincidence 1:20

[@Eckturd]

*Touches Pinks Stomach* Also him: I like her because of her personality and she loves pets.

[@jorgerosado2087]

This show reminds a lot of Paul and Jenna from 30 Rock. Basically, Jenna Maroney wants to date herself, but she can’t. So she goes out and finds Paul (played by Will Forte), who dresses up as Jenna. They get together (mostly so Jenna can date herself) and they end up getting married. Probably the most wholesome thing, I imagine.

[@jeaniebee.]

OMG I love 30 Rock!

[@WeedGrandma]

@@jeaniebee. fr. It's a great show

[@froggycheckers]

@@jeaniebee. Yess, love all Tina Fey shows!

[@MartianCandies]

Wait if she wanted to date herself why would she make a dude dress up as her 😭

[@froggycheckers]

@@MartianCandies he's a cross-dresser who was already dressing up as her before they dated. Very weird relationship 😂

[@carlcarlington7317]

I wish they would’ve brought out other crabs instead of women. Honestly a “dating” show where instead of love people try to find the perfect pet would be great

[@stephw.7874]

I *love* this idea. And all of the contestants can be animals from animal shelters that need to be adopted!

[@jenniferch3ck]

There's an Australian show like this called The Dog House, they pair up mostly kids with dogs waiting to be adopted and see if it works out

[@justsomeone8403]

There was a show called Pick a Puppy that a was also about families getting a dog as well. I liked it when I was a kid

[@osnapitzmaia]

see, THIS is the kind of dating show i'd be into!!! just hanging out with cute animals and finding the perfect fit for you and your life!! also pets > dating

[@littlecharizard426]

Pound Puppies cartoon

[@jeffypaul8251]

12:38 THEY'RE NOT CONFUSED DANNY AND ITS NOT A PHASE

[@accidental.additional.abno7632]

Wait…hear me out. What if there was like a murder mystery dating show? There’s be one bachelor in the midst of all of the contestants and no one would know who it is. Everyone talks to each other to form bonds and potential relationships. Meanwhile the bachelor gets to eliminate the people he isn’t compatible with. Basically the bachelor but also sabotaging others relationships 😂 Edit: 2 months later and this sounds really stupid lol

[@CorHellekin]

that's an awesome reality show idea, actually. it's a creative and spunky take.

[@rachelf5466]

That'd at least be significantly better than the real Bachelor

[@mackenzie_3579]

noooo i love that omg!!!!

[@norman7112]

sounds like a runningman episode lol

[@beajack4990]

There was a show called “love in the wild” and it was actually well thought out, like a less intense survivor, where they would couple up to do challenges and so they would see each other under pressure and see if they can work together to solve problems.

[@gingercube688]

Oof, if people saw me under pressure in survivor situations I'd be alone forever

[@arima_song]

@@gingercube688 yeah, same. I'd be like "Guess I'll die", lol

[@faithruntz2969]

I love the looming “REG” over Drew’s shoulder.

[@lillyolivia9253]

Lol drew 🤣

[@Coolbeans-s3t]

1:21😭 not diddy😭 turns out Danny also protected himself from Beyoncé and diddy by doing this😭

[@immortalsun]

I’m glad that “Please do not look that up” has made a return.

[@toastdotexe]

I just have to point out how ironic it is that he says he likes Pink cuz she cares about animals yet he literally has a hermit crab with a painted shell which is awful for their health

[@squirlis1189]

true that.

[@MollyBurkeOfficial]

I mean... Pink is still fantastic at gymnastics! LOL

[@gasodemik]

Lol

[@KuueenKumi]

Yeah, she does it in all her concerts. Kinda weird Danny didn't bother to look into that

[@Juli-Anna-w7o]

Bro the p diddy