Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

[@jackgrazer457]

HA

[@Meeechiii88Azecas]

10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.

[@madelenhal]

WHAT

[@sophiamarino1185]

JACKKKKK AHAHHA

[@kxmmyqwq]

I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes

[@Blapze]

YO

[@kmtthefrog]

"Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?" Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*

[@addysonhatcher4658]

I just let out the ugliest cackle known to man

[@phoneslayr]

Guy is a French name tho 😔

[@backedge5548]

yet

[@dial3690]

The comments always hold gold

[@Thescallywags2000]

Guy sensei: *starts shaking*

[@lilycampbell-lehtinen3443]

'Are they singing?' 'no, they're filing their taxes' So that's why they're wailing.....

[@cbennett7480]

hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).

[@thesilentmarauder3758]

Lmao

[@tamirestamires3651]

D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX

[@kflagor]

STOP NO

[@hvysteria]

Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do

[@Spalfos]

“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

[@diordo4109]

My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone I love everysingle supporter

[@Joshua-gv4fb]

brainmare 😂😂😂 no

[@prodigious818]

Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet

[@allykayyy2683]

@@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass. (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )

[@themartinezfamily4827]

@@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg

[@wineli.x]

"Your body is made up of 65% water" *proceeds to remove 100% of him*

[@sirGuy1995]

Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol

[@Wild_Child189]

I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something

[@lauriex8832]

​@@Wild_Child189 Full-on Hama mode

[@Simply_here1]

I guess you could say his bones were squishy

[@itzrachei]

😭😭

[@COVERT_8410]

"Your cousin has cancer heal her" "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

[@esedontworryabouttherest7482]

@@cr3ep_er 🤣

[@esedontworryabouttherest7482]

😂🤣

[@Mikayla_Games24]

The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus? No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918]

Selfish mermaids

[@Mikayla_Games24]

@@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?

[@fadaskhan3227]

She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.

[@erinbush9005]

When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom

[@ZiggyFL]

👏👏👏

[@Tw0Dots]

Wikihow really out here changing lives huh

[@dfrost03]

Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her

[@savannahgassiot]

D. Frost sure

[@nickherbeck9794]

Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :(" Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*

[@ChelDorado]

Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)

[@Rosewater-f8m]

@@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was

[@ChelDorado]

@@Rosewater-f8m I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.

[@exzyyd392]

@@Rosewater-f8m "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish" MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?

[@Rosewater-f8m]

@@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂

[@_KierannTheKemonomimi]

I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.

[@ssgamez6084]

"The Thirteenth Year" did it way better

[@gregroitbourd]

danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way” he clearly hasnt watched the lorax

[@bangtanbois415]

Clearly

[@tayloridehenre1480]

It’s a movie

[@rendezvous.mp3208]

The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?! Some random dude: yea? Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[@amib1359]

Literally they bliss out when they breathe

[@truffleruffle5172]

@@rendezvous.mp3208 lol

[@shauxuhrwilsongrim]

“Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.

[@xycomaladachbundy1281]

That's so true lol

[@tybaltofficial1160]

Omg 😂

[@lauramari]

Oh lmfao

[@Mikayla_Games24]

I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao

[@Mikayla_Games24]

@Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.

[@francisalob6945]

“my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes

[@iamcoolrealnotfake5486]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment

[@kingofbirds]

so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know

[@shori200]

Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.

[@aliced602]

You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you

[@Lusmun_kolo]

70 % actually, but it depends on your age

[@EbbermanEmily]

LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

[@TheBedroomMuse]

Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭

[@holloworacle3140]

The milf mermaid 😂

[@princeluffy412]

Milfmaid if you will

[@stephenharlin]

My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”

[@RobbieStacks90]

Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.

[@Dbendikid]

Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass

[@crybabylovecats]

@@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?

[@paigealicious1718]

What about you’re shellfish

[@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi]

You're such a *stiff mass*

[@hallieweis7655]

"why would anyone go to the bathroom?" "guys my bones are gettin' squishy"

[@sn4pdragonz]

I DIED WHEN DANNY SAID THAT LMAO

[@hallieweis7655]

rxse quartz me too omg

[@thebrideofghostface]

This was hilarious, and also I love Jack D Grazer and he would totally say that lol

[@norahaslam3961]

@@sn4pdragonz who's Danny? Do you mean Dan Dan the Mermaid Man?

[@Secretum-Malum]

You look like your 40

[@memestealer7984]

Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters

[@hope-sj4oj]

Because Plot reasons

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.

[@hope-sj4oj]

Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-

[@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYvNhZasrbp6ptE

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

@@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.

[@melz6126]

So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

[@saltysquad7125]

She got mommy issues 😬

[@frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108]

Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren

[@mochatea-fr1cf]

Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you

[@mochatea-fr1cf]

Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it

[@moojoytiger3210]

girl: hey siren whos ur crush? siren: water

[@Lovejdrama]

😂😂😂

[@Jessica-up2vh]

😏she tries to stay away

[@thephoenix1643]

water: blushes

[@axion2126]

no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water

[@moojoytiger3210]

@@thephoenix1643 omggggg

[@jordanclarke2001]

"youre made of 60% water" *commits actual murder while family cheers*

[@virginiarailfannoah5415]

I wonder if Percy Jackson has that ability.

[@diordo4109]

I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3y2i3hpnN6cqZo

[@AshleyBeeidk]

Remember kids murder is okay if the person you brutally kill with blood bending is a bad person

[@lunanewyear]

I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀

[@jerms6642]

yah it was a joke that went over your head

[@jasperjazzie]

@@jerms6642 i mean tbf it was not that funny to begin with so i don't think they missed out on much

[@lunanewyear]

@@jerms6642how is that supposed to be funny 💀

[@BaeCat872]

The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family

[@Jnihnijn9in9in9ih9i]

Many shessss a mermaid

[@jungkooksthighs9936]

It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES

[@it4065]

@@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe

[@ccclr]

I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing

[@zeddy2284]

this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.

[@emem7242]

Siren: "Your body's made of 65% water" Me: Blood bending? That's brutal Siren: * painfully turns man into a slushie * Me: Oh, nope that's way worse

[@bobbybrown3873]

Chocolate & Tatertots LMAO that was so brutal! That was the most horrifying inhumane death I’ve ever seen!

[@firstnamelastname-zs7ze]

Bobby Brown you should have told her to not be cruel

[@Lady_Crispr]

@@bobbybrown3873 Doubly so because it means she can somehow liquefy non liquid things like bones. She may be the most powerful thing to have ever existed.

[@myusernamesucks958]

I literally said out loud that she was going to use blood bending. But this is something to. I don't know which is worse, but he literally turned into water while everyone was watching in excitement. Now that is psycho. Also imagine if they did that in Avatar.

[@ugnelaurinaviciute1146]

I LITERALY THOUGHT THE SAME THING :DDDDD

[@BlueFang7030]

Siren: “My body’s changing and I can’t stop it.” *that’s called puberty, sis*

[@seeya3705]

Her: :O ohhhhhh

[@freshlybakedsadness9251]

You didn't pick up on this being a puberty movie?

[@lima9212]

@@freshlybakedsadness9251 that makes the whole theme of middle-aged-men-are-hunting-you a bit too real 😨

[@BlueFang7030]

Li hä oh god you’re right 😬

[@violetchavez8552]

Why don't the mermaids give their blood after their .

[@banannarama]

One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤

[@Imjustkendall]

IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(

[@lenabeans]

I have EDS too!! My family and I watch Danny together and they've definitely adopted this phrase

[@Raiumiyaa]

The boy didn’t have EDS but OI, a disease I also have, it has no relation to eds, the boy specifically said the disease by name idk if you missed it.

[@404errormessage]

EDS here as well, never occurred to me to use Squishy Bones until now, thank you for that

[@PeSUSPICIOUS]

A marphan (can't remember if it's written with 'f' or 'ph') haver here, I can say that my bones and joints are very squishy indeed

[@mariejimenez3694]

Damn, siren's adoptive mother raised her for almost 12 years, risks her life to protect her daughter from hunters, then siren just f*s off into the sea to be with some lady's she's never met?? Her mom deserved better

[@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918]

Marie Jimenez Ikr she left the person who raised her, to be with her mom who abandoned her that’s messed up.

[@sipsmoretea2241]

K but when i was 12 i probably would've chosen to be a mermaid for the rest of my life rather than go to school

[@tuxedobird]

*sips more tea* When I was 12 I liked school. My enthusiasm has taken a big dip since then.

[@Tw0Dots]

“Just fucks off into the sea” 😂

[@bri-eh2fu]

@@Tw0Dots f*s * (aka: fus or fks)

[@tiffanyc2]

Turns out Siren was the best name for her all along. That's foreshadowing on her being a ruthless killer.

[@AADU-m4i]

True,true Very true

[@AJTONYX]

fr

[@rabbitz4542]

Wait why?

[@kinoko_draws]

@@rabbitz4542sirens in mythology are mermaid like creatures that lure sailors by singing into rocks which leads their boats sinking, killing them. So basically “wow a hot mermaid she sounds so nice” *dies*

[@I3boobs-f5p]

@@kinoko_draws their actually more commonly related to bird like creatures

[@elisacostello4876]

“Your body is made up of 65% water” I really thought she was about to start bloodbending him

[@LunarWolf222]

Same

[@Duck_with_grapes55]

Me too

[@guilhermedeltoro]

She basically did

[@ojs5988]

Exactly but no, the way my jaw was on that beach floor

[@CitrusMan37]

That would've been a much better solution

[@TanaNanner]

This is honestly one of my comfort videos on KZbin. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂

[@eko9554]

It reminds me of the good old days of drew, Danny, and Kurtis peak back in 2020-2021.

[@LiquidLetti]

girl is like "no you cant kill mermaids for their blood thats wrong!" and then proceeds to literally kill a man. like, i thought she was gonna manipulate the water in his body and make him piss himself or smth. girl went the whole mile.

[@tammyoldman6083]

*forced endless p e e.*

[@judesliggoo]

*_PEEGATORY_*

[@connorpratt8364]

Either that, or make em puke

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

In like one of the most gruesome ways too

[@michaelaparsley1745]

Ikr! I thought she was gonna pick him up with her water powers and throw him in the ocean or something lol 😂I was very wrong

[@nanirox5725]

“Isnt that like naming your kid murderer??” ..... or perhaps.... hunter?

[@burgerburger7975]

Hunter actually sounds pretty neat, I gotta admit.

[@amiirue]

Holy shit you cracked the code

[@Isabella-bq4ut]

omg there's a hunter in my grade im scared

[@torimartinez7918]

Lmaoooooo

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

THE CONNECTIONS

[@dewdrop5552]

Why is no one talking about the mother being absent for Siren's whole life, even though she has legs? There was no explanation about any of this

[@mitchi63]

She was busy doing mermaid things 💅

[@fruity3693]

She’s like the ruler of the mermaid clan and shit so she gotta stay in the water

[@nathanherbst3280]

Marco Polo takes FOREVER

[@yourbigfatmother65]

SHE WaS tRyINg To ProTECt HEr

[@aloryamod9762]

Everyone knows marco polo is way more important than raising a child🤷🏽

[@chrisdasilva7642]

NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭

[@maddieb.4282]

Well this comment definitely prepared me since I saw it before I finished the video lol thanks

[@Evetopia]

Movie Idea: it’s the opposite of scales. A mermaid who just LOVES air can’t get enough of that air, then turns out she’s a human and has just been swimming for a real long time

[@jazz-cat00]

Little Mermaid

[@dontworryaboutnol]

Eve GASP

[@fatman6161]

*gasp* no really?!

[@calyyygrazie8]

Can I use this?

[@nihilisticmonkeydancing9806]

may she's transspecies?

[@havenlee1102]

The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

[@yvvonevon7834]

Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.

[@havenlee1102]

yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma

[@Xannah]

Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously

[@Arkonu]

"They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."

[@user-ml6xq4xo6g]

yes

[@Vagabond_inc]

"Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

[@elijennings9913]

She should have made him pee his pants.

[@Greystorm1619]

I mean, he was a murderous creep

[@Demi_Dorks]

She's worse than hama

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@Demi_DorksHamas?

[@Hamdragons]

@@Demi_Dorksikr

[@gummibear4757]

The thing I remember not liking about this movie was the reveal at the end that the kid’s dad was a stepfather, as if bio dads were off-limits from being horrible to their kid. Edit: ONG THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER THE CONVERSATION GOING Girl: Sorry about your dad. Boy: It's okay. He was my stepdad.

[@alyxluvss]

adam: comes to beach adam’s dad: looking disapprovingly “ a d a m “

[@whiterblue5960]

*my my, poo poo*

[@justadaiisy]

Omg lmao

[@_Moe]

I read that in that dude's voice thank you for translating that iconic vine so well!

[@diordo4109]

My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone I love everysingle supporter !

[@aigulbolot]

.-. ._.

[@3redstreeter256]

Aside from Siren being a weird name for a mermaid, the whole point of having Siren live on land is to protect her from hunters, yet she was basically named “mermaid” and sent to live amongst the society where the people who kill mermaids are from

[@dread_wolf2301]

Mermaids are smart that's why they don't realize they can give blood without dieing

[@Nat-lb3tp]

Mermaid logic

[@laura8263]

This movie hits different after Luca

[@vizthex]

@@dread_wolf2301 *dying

[@stellarsky3471]

She basically was like, “Hi big fish and whale hunter I’m a mermaid - I mean my name is mermaid I mean that my name is siren!!” The. They were all, “ oh really well nice to meet you human friend of my son!!”

[@layaaleii]

“you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*

[@luuuke2484]

aleiah leilua *almost 12*

[@Ashley-tb4kv]

aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-

[@kayahamen4861]

I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually

[@liannamarlock4200]

Lmfaooooo

[@ilovepokemon4565]

I was like wtf girl

[@FirlowXD]

... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"

[@runyinggao]

i mean...if you change blood for body its pretty accurate

[@nadiageorge890]

I actually like this point. It paints him out to be the clear predator so children will remember that of when act similarly in the future

[@nohandleisavailable1]

Dude there's no metaphor, it's just a bad movie.

[@whawhawhawhaaaa]

​@nadiageorge890 that's true but like also it kind of muddles that point when the predators have a really good reason for attacking them lmao

[@ajakakakak]

Predators usually don’t care if kids have hit puberty or not, they’re just want kids. It’s probably just a bad movie

[@cindy3933]

“Isn’t that kind of like naming a human baby ‘person?’” Well, Guy is a legitimate human name

[@Amanda-cq1oy]

barely

[@a-a-ron6245]

It's my uncle's name, lmao.

[@jooniesjjk1047]

And isn't "Person" a last name-?

[@Saintofloneliness]

Idk why I thought of the Croods

[@underscorekay]

There are a few people named guy person

[@visile3765]

Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water” Also Siren: literally deletes the guy

[@rekhan3926]

Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.

[@tsuyuasui2334]

She deleted him harder than Monika every could

[@ArayALem]

your*

[@sincerelybellatrix.2880]

Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass

[@mreverything7056]

She just D4C'd that man

[@souleaterevans4589]

Dad: "Were you throwing rocks at me?" Siren: *lowering her fully cocked throwin' arm* "No, sir. At your window. But I decided against it _before_ you came." *drops rocks* Nailed it.

[@andrive]

Almost nailed it The window Get it Ok

[@madisonbrown5921]

i was going to like this but it was at 666 and i didn't wanna be that person

[@codybarlik4524]

I’m gonna start stealing from stores and anytime they catch me, I’ll just tell them I recently decided against it!

[@noods1406]

There isn’t even a frickin’ window.

[@Montesama314]

Mermaids have supernatural bluffing abilities.

[@T_Lewis]

14:04 "Why can't the mermaids just donate their blood" is on the same level as "why didn't the eagles fly the Fellowship to Mordor"

[@gracemckinnon2111]

Siren: Your body is 65% water Siren: *destroys man and leaves nothing but his clothes* Danny: *w h y*

[@diordo4109]

I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3y2i3hpnN6cqZo

[@point4478]

@@diordo4109 damn bro

[@misccats8925]

75*

[@Leo-zd1nx]

The only part of the body that is not water is clothes

[@-CaptainRavioli]

This was my fav part of the movie also my mom was horrified and me 2

[@bananaman677]

siren gives off the vibes of the girl you knew in elementary school who wished she was a mermaid, who like pretended to control water and shit, and would talk about how she had a “huge secret

[@starrysky6679]

Relatable, except in my school it was a witch

[@masqueradingmadam]

I used to do that, but I pretended I was an all knowing wizard

[@ticcitobycreepypasta6969]

Mine was a vampire. We got some weird ass classmates..

[@tanemnacar3087]

trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@glitterydazezombie]

Same except I pretended to be a cat.. yes I was a big warrior cats fan back then Edit: a little more context, me and my friends would do warrior cat roleplays on the school field but we would go to a place nobody goes on the school field.

[@tasha4112]

Siren: I want my REAL mom The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐

[@kaibai2636]

Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD

[@Trinityyy73]

lol

[@dinopines9191]

Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

[@clairefazel8470]

I cackling

[@overthinker5805]

She’s not even her legal guardian anymore Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left

[@PragmaticProsecutor]

I just realized the guy who played Adam's creepy dad's creepy friend is the same guy who's voicing Moros in Hades II 😭

[@jackrabbit5155]

This movie is literally like a 10-year-old's fanfiction with a self-insert

[@myhitta2960]

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[@ellen301]

I finally found a way to best describe this movie, thank you

[@serenescenes18]

@@myhitta2960 your music is trash. stop

[@daisyviv8385]

Kinda like the fanfiction about Danny and Drew

[@ffiggy]

That’s literally what I was thinking lmao I think I had this fantasy in 3rd grade

[@haiiiix3]

WHY DOES JACK GRAZER ALWAYS PLAY SOMEONE WITH A DISEASE IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS

[@mlxluvs]

LMAOAOAMSJAM thats so true

[@EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE]

Loving the gogurt, BREATHING THE GOGURT, L I V I N G I N T H E G O G U R T

[@haiiiix3]

Battle For The Craft this is the best comment i’ve ever gotten and ever will get, everyone else can stop trying now

[@bandzinyojaw]

I love ur name

[@haiiiix3]

Xeroinfather_999 thank u

[@scpuppydog]

i can let every silly detail slide by, but the main thing bothering me: Why is the costume makeup on her gross transforming tail so detailed and realistic but then the actual tail was just a big target costume not even glued down on the waist?? Did they use the entire budget on her transforming feet??? They zoomed in on the fabric wrinkled up at the bottom they didn't even try!!!!

[@briannadozark]

I thought the same fricken thing lmao. Like when they were carrying her into the ocean you could see it rising up on her waist, like it either was slightly too large, or they just completely failed to glue/paint/whatever down the tail to her waist/torso 😂🤦

[@carletarousseau7011]

They could have used more effects to make it blend with her waist :/

[@goathead5073]

19:53 the fabric isn't even secured down. When she swims off into the water you can see the hem of the tail tent up on her back.

[@bri-eh2fu]

So that's where the budget went..

[@k-danceyana5371]

That’s actually a pretty expensive tail

[@3cheersforvampires]

i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy

[@Trafficconeboy]

Uh oh 😰

[@appledognugget2267]

Don’t worry they’ll be getting brittle and hard in a few hours

[@edenreyes292]

Siren: *is named siren* Me: So like the mermaid thingy Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance

[@KutsugeMindUrmoks]

Yup

[@doodlebug_doodles]

I had the same reaction 😂

[@whalesharko4465]

I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing

[@mari-lm4ox]

Ingrid Moore LOL

[@cerisejaxel9636]

To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”

[@DeathByPipebomb]

21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.” *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*

[@isavenewspapers8890]

That was the most direct possible way that that sentence could have been phrased. If you want someone to blame for its potentially perverse connotations, blame humanity for having some weird obsession for turning innocent words into sexual euphemisms.

[@11MissingPhoenix]

Damn ok ​@@isavenewspapers8890

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

So the mermaids start putting their hands on each other and they put their hands on Adam and they start screaming

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo Perfect!

[@DeathByPipebomb]

@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo EXACTLY

[@icypopsicle9082]

“So mermaids are very reluctant to heal people, but they’ll kill anyone at a moment’s notice” So they *are* sirens-

[@somnodaur8064]

you’re onto something

[@bluecalibrifont1401]

Dayum that makes more sense than the entire plot of the movie

[@amalnation4021]

No there’s a few mermaids that are healers and others are sirens and siren is a siren

[@song-feather1623]

Help why did I think of an ambulance-

[@ronorchid793]

I love the profile pic

[@heartbeat4atinman]

If you told me there was a movie where human trafficking was a plot element and the protagonist is being hunted for her blood, frequently experiences body horror, and brutally kills a man, I would not expect the movie's target audience to be 8 year old girls.

[@xxcallmeniaxx3272]

Why not? Most 8 year old girls brutally kill men every day do you know that?

[@camicoonluv7360]

Same energy of a story about feral cats who often go into war and brutally murder eachother, with being shunned for not following societal values aimed towards 12 year olds

[@mystqicc3901]

@@camicoonluv7360 What movie is that?

[@superstellarkiwi4266]

@@mystqicc3901 The book series warrior cats, they’re still kinda great even after outgrowing the target demographic

[@mystqicc3901]

@@superstellarkiwi4266Thanks, I might consider checking it out. It actually sounds really cool.

[@阿莫聊聊]

15:27 "sometimes you gotta get together with your homies and just.... *Becomes adele* OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH" HELP-

[@PupCake1025]

This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in

[@kaprisun4624]

@Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@abandonedacc420]

@Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying

[@partymode2174]

Well did you?

[@evelyngregg4666]

No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us

[@sasha-wo4db]

WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8

[@egg5113]

The entire plot of this movie sounds exactly like the plot of every mermaid roleplay game played during lunch when you’re nine

[@gothnerd887]

I see what you mean except the game my sibling and I played ended with a human orphan getting adopted by a family of mermaids

[@chappelled]

STOP HAHSJDJSJSN

[@danyfirerloveluck5548]

Yeah the moment the mom summons a big wave really remind me when in this types of rl games one kid start saying that they have big powers so they can defeat the others but it just ends being a chase scene

[@CELIPAR]

I never role-played at lunch I just ate-

[@spongy7426]

Definetlty on Roblox

[@trishie_V]

"your body is made of 65% water!" **Makes 100% of him disappear**

[@diordo4109]

My first song kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2ergHmmr96NjNE

[@cowsarefabulous2946]

@@diordo4109 congratulations :D

[@silasisaspicyboi7458]

brainmare stop spamming

[@purplerain7532]

Trishiee V where’s the other 35%

[@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYvNhZasrbp6ptE

[@kingsleycy3450]

The bad guy's death reminds me of Renaissance Disney's villain deaths. Only difference is that in Disney's, the bad guys normally accidentally caused their own deaths. But in this one the protagonist willfully committed murder

[@jamesmcintyre1729]

When she said “you’re 65% water” I thought she was gonna blood bend him and make him leave but no... she just straight murdered him

[@diordo4109]

My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone I love everysingle supporter

[@IAmUnderscore]

brainmare I hate everysingle self-promoter

[@MiniorinVR]

brainmare Begone BOT

[@RobbieStacks90]

I didn't watch the video, but I could never allow a woman to get over on me. I'm a tougher breed from a dangerous era. Gen Z fears me because they know I love to fight, drink, and expose. No girly talk like the Gen Z beta males, just straight up hands 👊 and hard liquor.

[@ilovewomen-]

Bro.... I swear I thought the same thing

[@ClassyCorgi]

Why is the audio in this movie so weird, every line of dialogue said outside sounds like it was recorded in a tiny bathroom

[@gracefowler8859]

ClassyCorgi I’m pretty sure it’s a low production movie, so that’s mostly why it sucks.. 😂

[@mooncrash2344]

In*

[@rinkorinko9969]

I mean ... that sounds pretty accurate

[@pretzelqueen6528]

wow for someone who lives in the ocean Siren’s mother sure does have her nails done well. she doesn’t come on land to see her daughter but she definitely comes up for a manicure every other week 💅

[@dummystephenhawking7124]

Maybe they got sealon down there i mean in Nemo they had a school so maybe a salon is possible.

[@anarchosyndicalism2418]

😍🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@anarchosyndicalism2418]

Okay 👍

[@alrightanimations2207]

@@dummystephenhawking7124 _sealon_ that is genius

[@lookatthissawsogoofyahh1404]

@@anarchosyndicalism2418 Very inspirational🙏

[@l0velif3]

“he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂

[@me982]

“Are they singing?” “No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”

[@anemocrow2080]

Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣

[@RobbieStacks90]

Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.

[@A_Strawberry]

@@RobbieStacks90 Really? They're responsible for me and millions of others? Cool.

[@TheAkrillion]

@@RobbieStacks90 Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?

[@saltedbuttercups]

@@RobbieStacks90 god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.

[@Resurrectedd]

Siren: I’m a mermaid, I can heal anything. Adam: my bones are squishy. Siren: sorry I’m gonna be late for my Zumba class.

[@daistinycat5497]

my bones are ✨ *squishy* ✨

[@ye6090]

PLS 😂😂😂

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

@@daistinycat5497 I got my KZbinrs mixed up and my dumbass brain said "MAKIN' IT SQUISHY!" 😭

[@honeyicetea9492]

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 ASFDGGDSAC

[@SwellSpinel]

HDSAHFDHS

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

Your body is made up of 65% water, _and siren is thirsty.._

[@hsmacaraig]

WAIT NONONONONO-

[@thanosofthebread9497]

Lol

[@jacksongrassmyer5871]

Peelyboi I love your pfp,one of my favorite loading screens

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

FBI OPEN UP

[@irinaostrovenko923]

O👄O

[@sugardust]

22:33 the immediate "sorry" after the shellfish pun is sending me

[@sydeeboo1413]

This movies acting makes it feel like a 4th grade role play game that you’d plan the storyline for at recess and act out at lunch

[@mintyfr]

at my school it would be in reverse

[@hottopicshadowtheedge8012]

Dude, this is extremely relatable for me, bad roleplaying kinda used to be my shit back then

[@sydeeboo1413]

That one DinoPants shipper dude SAME every child at my school either played soccer, handball, or role played. It was great

[@epix4849]

Yeah one time in 4th grade It was like ww1

[@meygang.4748]

So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seal5783]

“Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

Creepus Deletus

[@baileyyh72]

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that

[@dharrison89]

That means siren wants to breathe and love you

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

@@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭

[@oldacocimt3]

The other 40% is his clothes

[@krisdoesart9643]

Danny: second on trending Drew: third on trending wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn

[@Salma-cf4dj]

Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz

[@ryanbell3945]

@@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss

[@dormanricha]

20th sub you have to update your youtube description now

[@brettnissen99]

I AM

[@iristorres4176]

Oh

[@lexycameron9074]

Is this the origin of squishy bones ???

[@rebmit4176]

Yes!

[@wickedskyes]

The mermaids here have the similar energy to that Spider-Man panel that’s like: “You could cure cancer with this kinda tech!” “But I don’t wanna cure cancer, I wanna make dinosaurs!”

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

Yes!

[@vizthex]

ikr lmao

[@pumpkinspice7541]

Fun fact: They referenced that panel in Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions!

[@runawaygemm5397]

@@pumpkinspice7541 no way home??

[@kristinamartines6806]

im pretty sure the idea is that the mer cant heal people cas it would revel there location to the hunters

[@lizducharme6219]

Danny’s off-brand “grandma with asthma” poster is sENDING ME

[@cynniethia]

Liz Bane i commented the same thingg

[@josiedrew4966]

I thought that was a picture of him drinking a glass of milk but now i see

[@TheOther-Dude]

Sending you where?

[@Rawrxdfr]

Liz Bane YES.

[@wistful4684]

Josie Drew omg same

[@sussyimpostor6158]

Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.

[@thatsEforEveryone]

YES

[@porkydorky]

She fucking blood bended lmao

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

yeah xd

[@shlevloshive531]

H0LY F R I C C

[@nithbell]

She pulled a Percy jackson

[@bobbyjacksmack1003]

Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.

[@suzevdh6790]

This movie looks like it’s written by 11 year old me writing wattpad stories

[@BelleFlower15]

100% I would have written this when I was 14

[@kitcat9038]

Yeah...

[@dragonfruiity]

Lmaooo don't forget the "guys it's not a self insert I just designed the main character exactly like me"

[@actualtrash1479]

Yea I wouldve written this when I was 9, that's when I watched the shit outta H2O

[@mbunnyj7051]

The ONE difference from literal mermaid-self-insert fanfiction is that the tail isn't "Sparkling, bright, and beautiful," at first. It's like, really gross. But hey, going against the stereotype? Maybe? Nah, still nasty.

[@ellacantor3495]

Siren "Why can't we just have a nice moment?" Foster mom: "Uh.. because that dude is trying to kill you"

[@hannahdivic28]

Ella Cantor *murderer standing over her with a knife and shes just eating popcorn*

[@bewu._.]

I love how “my bones are getting squishy” has become an inside joke throughout other videos on his channel

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

guys my bones are getting squishy

[@TheDoerOfRandomStuff]

it has? can someone give me a few videos for example?

[@FleecyJoker]

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff The only one I know is the Candy Ken video

[@TheDoerOfRandomStuff]

@@FleecyJoker thx

[@CultLeaderCashew]

I have a rubber skeleton keychain whose name is Danny in reference to the joke.

[@pepitocovid-91]

I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn

[@CANDIxp]

Dam this is just my comfort video 😅

[@siennadarrell]

Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all

[@eko9554]

2019-2021 Danny was peak

[@fruty_m0nster_c4n22]

“Your made of 65% water” Oh, is she gonna blood bend him? Like from Avatar? *Melts him* Wh- Eh?

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

I was excited to see her control him and then she just straight up muders him-

[@aidankocherhans9861]

And people think Katara is savage

[@runawaygemm5397]

Amon is nothing compared to Siren

[@nekogamer2508]

Please give me time

[@theninjakid1430]

Timestamp, question mark?

[@krokikrumpsun624]

this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11

[@ak7845]

lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher

[@tadokoropilled]

Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky

[@God-fq9ly]

She caused covid-19

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Lol

[@sarahedwards4747]

Why is nobody talking about how Adam told his dad who the mermaid was? And then helps her escape afterwards? This movie makes no sense

[@shart8008]

fr! adam was a whole snitch smh

[@cwazykitten7806]

Your pfp is nice. Count Olaf try to burn your house down yet?

[@rodentia1474]

Wait I just wanna compliment your amazing profile photo, Veeery fancy doilies.

[@maybeoptify]

love the pfp

[@thesilentmarauder3758]

I think he wanted to let his dad know there was hope, but not want harm to come to siren so he saved her, hoping his dad would give her a chance to try to heal him without taking her blood

[@l0raxfangirl]

This is four years ago, THE YEAR I WAS OBSESSED WITH SCALES😭

[@justin2308]

I like how Adam’s dad doesn’t bother even trying to pretend to be a welcoming/understanding person when he meets Siren. It’s like he’s thinking, “This girl’s lying through her teeth, everyone knows my son doesn’t have friends! And people throw rocks at me all the time, never at my window!”

[@justasmltwngir1732]

I love this comment

[@lillieampurra]

"a girl???? befriending my son???? nonsense. he will have no friends."

[@alextheegg6653]

My dad if he was that man: "This girl's lying through her teeth, everyone knows my son doesn't have friends!"

[@DPedro3]

Cure people: "Ugh, fine, whatever. I'll do it eventually" Gruesomely killing someone: "So cool! You have to teach me how to do that!"

[@madisonphillips3380]

Pedro Santos also why does she need to know how to do that😳

[@MonirulIslam-lf7ft]

@@madisonphillips3380 h

[@BaeCat872]

Topical ngl

[@NinjaFalcons]

Mermaid being hunted also mermaids: HEY lets all meet up together in one easy to find place

[@StickyRice43]

And wail loudly in unison!!

[@sonnynerfttv2752]

StickyRice43 and Matthew Hogan lol u guys are so right

[@darkangelaubrey]

23:50 I'd been expecting some blood-bending sort of thing or just making the guy collapse, not just outright killing the man. Wtf.

[@walkerharris2043]

The “hug kiss breathe” mug is fitting for what she would do with that water

[@bingbong3377]

THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

[@sashaokware1530]

Bruh this comment is sooooooooooo underrated

[@regenx]

69 likes

[@jessaeko]

I read it like “hug piss breathe”

[@YooranKujara]

@@jessaeko watersports

[@nerdorama009]

Danny: "They're so selfish." Me: "More like *shellf-*" Danny: "They're so...shellfish." Me: *cheering irl*

[@jelissalewis]

nerdorama009 they’re so shallow 🙄

[@fried_infant895]

“Your forgetting one thing your body is made 65% water” Sounds like a full metal alchemist scene

[@LofiKush]

Heh

[@emocrybaby]

I agree

[@Laiser]

*claps hands with murderous intent*

[@a_handful_of_laziness1114]

“You’ve yeed your last haw.”

[@mariahcarey-jj5zi]

Yee- Haw but you just-

[@phoenixyfriend]

Every time he talks about the healing powers and donating blood, I just want to shake him like 'this is what bodily autonomy is about' and 'did you know that the argument that a person should have to use their own body to help others even if they don't want to is a recurring issue in the fight for reproductive rights' IDK if it was INTENDED as a metaphor but 'you have to give your blood (and die) because your blood can save a life' is a lot like 'you have to see a dangerous pregnancy to term (and die) because your body can create a life,' and like. In every situation OTHER than pregnancy, you cannot be forced to donate blood or organs or bone marrow no matter how much people want you to, even if you are the only one that can save a life (e.g. the only person with a matching kidney).

[@magnoliayost9216]

“i’m a high schooler wearing size 13 nike’s MENS 13 nike’s, beat that.” “guys my bones are getting squishy.”

[@marshmallow927]

I understood that reference

[@magnoliayost9216]

RyujiFanForReal good

[@trksi6698]

Jelly Bean cfycycgycygcyvhbhgvgv(gfthfvg

[@jaydengilbert5964]

Girl this needs more likes,I’m *DYING* of laughter

[@trksi6698]

:3 Jayden Gilbert lolo

[@thefellamachinima]

This movie is clearly an allegory for puberty. We all remember puberty when we'd change and those effects would last forever and our legs would fuse together into one giant tail and we'd kill people. Just turn them into nothingness. Disintegrate them. Fond memories.

[@mylovergrrrrrl]

this comment is so unrealistic. nobody had fond memories of puberty

[@cameronsitton501]

@Jimmy Jim "Don't make me turn u into laundry" is my new go-to insult. Before that, it was "You're not invited to my birthday party" and before that it was "y̹͎̓̑̃͢ȏ̖̟̊u̡͚̓̍ ̢̩̽̆h̺̹̹̐̀͐ǎ̛͇̜v̝͓̺̏̑̕ĕ̳̮̥̉͌ ̠̩͗͞m̡̹͔͊͆̾a̰̠̿̇d̞̟̿́e̬̞͞͡ ̝̼̱̆̏̏a̬̤̓̆ ͖̂̾͢g̬̻̥̃͒̉r͙̩̎͡a͖̦͒̀͋͜v̨͖͊́ę̯̱́̀̕ ̢̮͘͠ṁ̡̻̚ȋ̢̢͡s̼͇͒̏t̬̤̜͐́̌à̡͚͂̀͜ḵ̢̇̈́e̘̲̓̐ ̡͍́̀b̯̲͙̃͂̕y̨̡͚͐́͡ ̉͘͢͜a͚̻̜͠͡͞n͖͋̇͢g̠̦͕͐̐́ẽ̻̥̿ṙ̨͇̊i̗͕̮̒͞͞n͉̫̂̏̕͜g̦͍͉̒̿̊ ̬̱̼͋͑̽m̧͙̹͌͑̚e̩͚͛͐͘͢,̡̺̌͋ ͚͂̈́͢ḿ̧͉͠ó̖̅͟ṟ̺̅̋t̖̲̲̎̈́̉a̞̼̦̋̓̚ḽ̳̅̉"

[@cheese1358]

good times, good times

[@carlybarker6180]

ah i remember being so excited for the day when my legs finally fused together in the bathtub and then it happened and i realized it was fucking gross… memories

[@PotassiumCat6163]

We’ve all been there

[@GrandCorsair]

So she not even going to have like a "holy shit I just murdered a man!" moment? She didnt even hesitate either. I think this might be the start of a terrifying future for this town.

[@GoldenFenrir]

AND IN SUCH A GRUESOME DISTURBING WAY TOO

[@ryanweeks6118]

She really just tore a man apart and acted like it was fine lol

[@dove-august]

12 year old girls be like that

[@I_Im_Over_There]

Well she is called siren

[@Bixen_Bings]

I mean the guy did show signs of uhh having questionable actions to kids

[@Moldycomputer]

4:45 "guys my bones are getting squishy"

[@idkmychannelname5916]

“At night my bones are squishy” I just just imagine his lifeless corpse rolling off the bed to get a cup of water in the middle of the night

[@universalpower419]

Lifeless corpse? Where can I see a living corpse? :0

[@basilbat273]

@@universalpower419 gg gg

[@freddies_left_toe3132]

LMFAO! i just tried to imagine this and im dying🤠

[@somoshubers9263]

NOOOOOOOO 😂😂

[@libeflu]

In the morning: glass man At noon: normal man But at night: ...octopus man!! 🐙

[@thatgoldenguy3272]

Why do they all feel like ocs? Like “MY oc is a mermaid that has healing powers and can control water!”

[@Scrffy]

I’m getting your pfp as a pet one day :)

[@jimothyjimothy1]

@@Scrffy Telling someone you're gonna steal their pet. Absolute power move.

[@vamyqrue9389]

xSniper x Galx man can u teach me how to steal people’s pfps as pets one day?

[@hsmacaraig]

YES

[@hsmacaraig]

BreezyBella not really. wait. WAIT. *WAI-* nah.

[@bellyjelly0812]

also siren's totally cool just ditching her adoptive mom that raised her for 11 years? without even a goodbye or anything? to live with this chic that ditched her to go swim around and wail in the ocean and do nothing?

[@arsenic6218]

and legally how is no one thinking the adopted mother made siren disappear? what are the legal ramifications here, i-

[@miahpapaya7137]

@@arsenic6218 the principal and a majority of the town are either mermaids or related to a mermaid. So there's really no need because everyone in the town is trying to keep mermaids under wraps and that's what she wants especially because all the mermaids spend up to three years at a time in the water and then 3 on land.

[@mcbedo6568]

@@miahpapaya7137 someone really did their research with this movie lmaoo

[@franjo5174]

@@mcbedo6568 Cause ur too lazy

[@mcbedo6568]

@@franjo5174 huh?