Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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[@jackgrazer457]

HA

[@Meeechiii88Azecas]

10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.

[@madelenhal]

WHAT

[@sophiamarino1185]

JACKKKKK AHAHHA

[@kxmmyqwq]

I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes

[@Blapze]

YO

[@COVERT_8410]

"Your cousin has cancer heal her" "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

[@esedontworryabouttherest7482]

@@cr3ep_er 🤣

[@esedontworryabouttherest7482]

😂🤣

[@Mikayla_5]

The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus? No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918]

Selfish mermaids

[@Mikayla_5]

@@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?

[@cunthia0214]

Siren:... Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”

[@fanfandom551]

Mans broke his wrist touching a door

[@anaeller6472]

Cynthia Hernandez *falls down the stairs*

[@Katelizaj]

Fan Fandom shattered his entire skeleton by falling on sand

[@GS_emerald]

Broo this left me dying 😂

[@khalilfajloun6813]

why is this funny XD

[@deluxeincorporated]

"Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

[@elijennings9913]

She should have made him pee his pants.

[@Greystorm1619]

I mean, he was a murderous creep

[@Book_Heaven803]

She's worse than hama

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@Book_Heaven803Hamas?

[@Hamdragons]

@@Book_Heaven803ikr

[@Scrofar]

I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.

[@echoingoutofexistence4222]

Yeah

[@grantslater861]

And we get brutal murder scenes of them killing mermaids.

[@DeerEwe]

and Danny excusing the hunters sad moments

[@forthelowpriceof4.99]

​@@DeerEwethats because its a terrible allegory and the hunters are kind of in the right

[@DeerEwe]

@@forthelowpriceof4.99 yes but also in the right ? no one has a right to someone's body, even if it's fake magic blood

[@havenlee1102]

The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

[@yvvonevon7834]

Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.

[@havenlee1102]

yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma

[@Xannah]

Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously

[@Arkonu]

"They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."

[@user-ml6xq4xo6g]

yes

[@lilycampbell-lehtinen3443]

'Are they singing?' 'no, they're filing their taxes' So that's why they're wailing.....

[@cbennett7480]

hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).

[@thesilentmarauder3758]

Lmao

[@tamirestamires3651]

D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX

[@kflagor]

STOP NO

[@hvysteria]

Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do

[@WhoKilledLixqs]

"Your body is made up of 65% water" *proceeds to remove 100% of him*

[@sirGuy1995]

Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol

[@Wild_Child189]

I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something

[@CoolPaDuke]

Most of the women in town are mermaids. Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.

[@shwahgamer]

Theory: the guys aren't mermaid hunters at all. They don't care about the mermaids or their powers. They just wanted an excuse to hunt women and children.

[@EirwenVivantel]

​@@shwahgamerRealistic

[@LoreleiCatherine]

The way I just sounded like a whole tea kettle 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cameravice1825]

@@shwahgamerto be honest it feels like the dad is the only one whose actually looking for a mermaid, the rest just feel like they want blood

[@tasha4112]

Siren: I want my REAL mom The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐

[@kaibai2636]

Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD

[@Trinityyy73]

lol

[@dinopines9191]

Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

[@clairefazel8470]

I cackling

[@overthinker5805]

She’s not even her legal guardian anymore Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left

[@edenreyes292]

Siren: *is named siren* Me: So like the mermaid thingy Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance

[@KutsugeMindUrmoks]

Yup

[@doodlebug_doodles]

I had the same reaction 😂

[@whalesharko4465]

I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing

[@mari-lm4ox]

Ingrid Moore LOL

[@cerisejaxel9636]

To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”

[@user-uz4my8xr4d]

"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune

[@Kristianalexis1]

Thank you!! I thought so too

[@cubisttubist]

Exactly. And even if they meant voices then like...that's the fuckin same with humans

[@Aaron-bw3xu]

A unique whale?

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

I noticed this as well.

[@osmium6832]

"All mermaids sound the same" is so racist!

[@EbbermanEmily]

LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

[@norabrown7960]

Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭

[@holloworacle3140]

The milf mermaid 😂

[@melz6126]

So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

[@saltysquad7125]

She got mommy issues 😬

[@frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108]

Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren

[@mochatea-fr1cf]

Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you

[@mochatea-fr1cf]

Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it

[@krokikrumpsun624]

this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11

[@ak7845]

lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher

[@tadokoropilled]

Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky

[@God-fq9ly]

She caused covid-19

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Lol

[@goldenwolfae]

i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo

[@DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm]

lmao

[@sparrrkles_]

99 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that

[@nutella_wewerehere]

@@sparrrkles_everybody hates when you make (or anyone makes) comments like this, just by the way.

[@sparrrkles_]

@@nutella_wewerehere huh oh lol 2 months ago I was prob half asleep sorry bout that but u know people don’t appreciate being yelled at when they did nothing wrong. Anyways have a nice day! Hope I didn’t ruin it!

[@lamibonxd]

@@nutella_wewerehereit’s not that big of a deal i personally don’t care

[@trishie_V]

"your body is made of 65% water!" **Makes 100% of him disappear**

[@diordo4109]

My first song kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2ergHmmr96NjNE

[@cowsarefabulous2946]

@@diordo4109 congratulations :D

[@silasisaspicyboi7458]

brainmare stop spamming

[@purplerain7532]

Trishiee V where’s the other 35%

[@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYvNhZasrbp6ptE

[@justinepower8406]

Alternate title for this movie: Mermaids vs. pedophiles.

[@jameshay3673]

Scarlet KarmaKora That comment made my day

[@superstar2446]

honestly, where's the lie?

[@idkwhattoputhere-7978]

James Hay same

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Lol, good comment

[@muget7u]

Lol Siren was like 13 HAhA

[@camo2156]

17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time: -the way the poor kid sounds so desperate -the music is so dramatic -how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face -we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason??? -the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking -the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god its so funny oh my god

[@Gossamaggs]

I'm fascinated by the fact that there was a dramatic chase scene going on and yet the writers couldn't come up with any other way for him to wind up with a broken wrist aside from barely touching a door.

[@seanstrizak3654]

He could've tried to reach for her, but she unknowingly slams the door on his arm. ​@Gossamaggs

[@Otori0]

genuinely sobbed at the way she didnt even look at him

[@lunanewyear]

I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀

[@jerms6642]

yah it was a joke that went over your head

[@moojoytiger3210]

girl: hey siren whos ur crush? siren: water

[@Northstarboysvsp]

😂😂😂

[@Jessica-up2vh]

😏she tries to stay away

[@thephoenix1643]

water: blushes

[@axion2126]

no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water

[@moojoytiger3210]

@@thephoenix1643 omggggg

[@gregroitbourd]

danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way” he clearly hasnt watched the lorax

[@bangtanbois415]

Clearly

[@tayloridehenre1480]

It’s a movie

[@rendezvous.mp3208]

The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?! Some random dude: yea? Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[@amib1359]

Literally they bliss out when they breathe

[@truffleruffle5172]

@@rendezvous.mp3208 lol

[@-_frenchbulldoog_-4715]

Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.

[@Idkwhats_goingontbh]

Omg lmao

[@SulzkeiTheMusical]

21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.” *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*

[@nickherbeck9794]

Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :(" Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*

[@ChelDorado]

Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)

[@user-cm1ui9rl4t]

@@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was

[@ChelDorado]

@@user-cm1ui9rl4t I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.

[@exzyyd392]

@@user-cm1ui9rl4t "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish" MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?

[@user-cm1ui9rl4t]

@@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂

[@fadaskhan3227]

She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.

[@erinbush9005]

When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom

[@ZiggyFL]

👏👏👏

[@Tw0Dots]

Wikihow really out here changing lives huh

[@dfrost03]

Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her

[@savannahgassiot]

D. Frost sure

[@gator-aidan9839]

the whole conflict of this movie could be so easily solved by just having mermaid-exclusive blood drives like srsly

[@_KierannTheKemonomimi]

I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.

[@ssgamez6084]

"The Thirteenth Year" did it way better

[@hallieweis7655]

"why would anyone go to the bathroom?" "guys my bones are gettin' squishy"

[@sn4pdragonz]

I DIED WHEN DANNY SAID THAT LMAO

[@hallieweis7655]

rxse quartz me too omg

[@thebrideofghostface]

This was hilarious, and also I love Jack D Grazer and he would totally say that lol

[@norahaslam3961]

@@sn4pdragonz who's Danny? Do you mean Dan Dan the Mermaid Man?

[@Secretum-Malum]

You look like your 40

[@visile3765]

Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water” Also Siren: literally deletes the guy

[@rekhan3926]

Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.

[@tsuyuasui2334]

She deleted him harder than Monika every could

[@ArayALem]

your*

[@sincerelybellatrix.2880]

Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass

[@mreverything7056]

She just D4C'd that man

[@jakewairbelly]

24:47 i mean are you suggesting showing a dried up corpse in a kids movie?

[@cyanity1017]

Eh I mean they get away with showing horrifying stuff in cartoons like courage, they probably would have gotten away with showing a dried up corpse if they just showed his dried up arm in the frame or something

[@Pragabond]

Yes? Its not for babies its for 11 year olds they can handle seeing a single fake dried up corpse dude lol They literally showed that kids bones exploding a dessicated body is nothing

[@Generic_emo_username]

Damn Adam can't catch a break in this movie... but his bones can

[@johannascott1593]

Why is one of the mermaids named “siren” and another named “Tiffany” edit: lmao I was wrong, the girl named Tiffany isn't even a mermaid oops

[@karenannedobson]

Johanna Scott I think Tiffany was Siren’s adopted mum

[@crsbkkr]

Suprise suprise, tiffany is actually a really old name used since the 12th century😂 Source: www.mamamia.com.au/medieval-origins-of-the-name-tiffany/

[@RYFT0R]

idk why would one be named literally 'mermaid' while others named 'tiffany' thats some unusual crap right there

[@c.g.5580]

“Oh my name is siren!” “I dream of water” “Siren you’re a mermaid” “What how did i not know this mermaids exist? How am i a mermaid, i never knew or suspected this before”

[@DEdPoolio]

They ran outta mermaid name ideas

[@jazminesanchez1982]

Actually there's 3 titles for scales Scales: a mermaids tale Scales: mermaids are real And Scales: there's no nice word for ugly

[@huntercarneystandup]

a talemers maid scalestale

[@madeofsteel8923]

You for got the 4th title Scales: My My Bo Bo

[@HarriWasHere]

Actually the director leaked a 5th title: *Brittle bone man & friends*

[@ILPVG]

Omg did you see the new trailer for the 6th title? Scales: Snakes nit mermaids

[@imfam0use]

Scales: lifting the weights

[@Anna-hb4uy]

One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤

[@Imjustkendall]

IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(

[@SoScarlettItWasMaroon]

The comment section of this video put more thought into this movie than the actual writers did.

[@layaaleii]

“you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*

[@luuuke2484]

aleiah leilua *almost 12*

[@Ashley-tb4kv]

aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-

[@kayahamen4861]

I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually

[@liannamarlock4200]

Lmfaooooo

[@ilovepokemon4565]

I was like wtf girl

[@freddiemercury1830]

Adam's dad: lets not kill mermaids anymore Creepy guy: *years of academy training wasted*

[@freddiemercury1830]

@@hopestephanie0708 ok, gonna do that next, but I AM Greg😃

[@deviplaysv]

🥺

[@theaceofhearts7249]

^ You guys are scaring the children I

[@bloobmaster739]

Freddie Mercury DONT STOP ME NOWWWW. DONT STOP ME, CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME

[@freddiemercury1830]

@@bloobmaster739 **very late reply** IM A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAARS ON A COLLISION COURSE IM A SATELLITE IM OUT OF CONTROL

[@michelleharding7023]

My favourite part of this video is that at 23:50 there's no big reverb effect or any audio effects on Danny's reaction, it's just the purest and most realistic "Wha-?" I have ever heard XD Same Danny, same.

[@nasir7850]

How are any pure breeds born there has to be a mer-man

[@Donika691]

that's what I wondered. Either the mermaids have the ability to procreate without a partner, which would mean they'd all be pure blood OR they mate with human men because there are no mermen, thus making all of them not "pure blood" To even have pure-blood and half-blood, there would have to be mermen. I don't think the creators of this movie really thought any of it through. Like her turning that bad guy into water, where did the rest of him go?

[@candice6426]

"Siren" means "mermaid" and "Adam" means "man" and I hate this movie

[@cuteraccoon2133]

I always thought adam meant... A dam👌😂...im sorry ill leave now lol

[@tyanna270]

And barnacle boy

[@the_actual_alex]

@@diordo4109 stop with your either Rick roll or scam

[@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629]

Real song but it probably has fake likes bc this person was self promoting for likes on different comments

[@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629]

Took a quick scroll through the comments. Possibly bots, a lot of alt accounts or just paid shite.

[@BaeCat872]

The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family

[@elsethompson1957]

Many shessss a mermaid

[@jungkooksthighs9936]

It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES

[@it4065]

@@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe

[@ccclr]

I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing

[@zeddy2284]

this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.

[@chrisdasilva7642]

NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭

[@FirlowXD]

... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"

[@Spalfos]

“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

[@diordo4109]

My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone I love everysingle supporter

[@Joshua-gv4fb]

brainmare 😂😂😂 no

[@prodigious818]

Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet

[@allykayyy2683]

@@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass. (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )

[@themartinezfamily4827]

@@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

Your body is made up of 65% water, _and siren is thirsty.._

[@hsmacaraig]

WAIT NONONONONO-

[@thanosofthebread9497]

Lol

[@jacksongrassmyer5871]

Peelyboi I love your pfp,one of my favorite loading screens

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

FBI OPEN UP

[@irinaostrovenko923]

O👄O

[@th3y.l0v3.f1nn]

i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy

[@Six_TheOnlyOne]

Uh oh 😰

[@l0velif3]

“he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂

[@kmtthefrog]

"Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?" Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*

[@addysonhatcher4658]

I just let out the ugliest cackle known to man

[@shootmethroughmyhead3740]

Guy is a French name tho 😔

[@backedge5548]

yet

[@dial3690]

The comments always hold gold

[@Thescallywags2000]

Guy sensei: *starts shaking*

[@seal5783]

“Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

Creepus Deletus

[@baileyyh72]

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that

[@dharrison89]

That means siren wants to breathe and love you

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

@@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭

[@oldacocimt3]

The other 40% is his clothes

[@Justadude91]

6:15 so mermaids literally could’ve helped find the cure for cancer but they just choose to not want to?

[@vixcina_2]

Ur pfp-

[@TanaNanner]

This is honestly one of my comfort videos on KZbin. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂

[@francisalob6945]

“my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes

[@iamcoolrealnotfake5486]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment

[@kingofbirds]

so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know

[@shori200]

Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.

[@aliced602]

You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you

[@Ampparr1]

70 % actually, but it depends on your age

[@Pint-SizedGhostface]

Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds

[@sussyimpostor6158]

Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.

[@thatsEforEveryone]

YES

[@porkydorky]

She fucking blood bended lmao

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

yeah xd

[@shlevloshive531]

H0LY F R I C C

[@nithyabell]

She pulled a Percy jackson

[@Springtrap_goes_to_jail]

11:09 rare footage of the crying child

[@Remalakaeirhnh__.]

FROM FNAF?

[@shauxuhrwilsongrim]

“Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.

[@xycomaladachbundy1281]

That's so true lol

[@tybaltofficial1160]

Omg 😂

[@lauramari]

Oh lmfao

[@Mikayla_5]

I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao

[@Mikayla_5]

@Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.

[@krisdoesart9643]

Danny: second on trending Drew: third on trending wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn

[@Salma-cf4dj]

Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz

[@ryanbell3945]

@@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss

[@dormanricha]

20th sub you have to update your youtube description now

[@brettnissen99]

I AM

[@iristorres4176]

Oh

[@ThatBoiOnLaythe]

Adam: *Gets severely injured* Siren’s mom: *Uses LITERAL FORCE HEAL*

[@FinandDandy]

21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.

[@ritapizza821]

( my my poo poo )

[@David-jw1xs]

Siren: You’re made of 65% water Me: Oh, so blood bending? Siren: *Murders him Me: 👁👄👁

[@Ampparr1]

70 %, but it depends on the age

[@rocks1012]

Plot twist: Siren is just Katara

[@sophielauren7821]

@@rocks1012 Nah, she's a young Hama. Katara's gotta take her out.

[@moon_girl4468]

I was thinking that too, like, " Oh is she gonna like drown him in the ocean." Nope.

[@rebeccathomson373]

@@rocks1012 nah katara better than that

[@pyschoclaw9330]

This movie is either for 8 year old girls or child predators

[@totallyoriginal6964]

That is scarily too true.

[@starrychatnoir7293]

Lol

[@mr.banana4893]

Opaloompa war

[@frizz5200]

it’s for both

[@kirin1230]

Don't forget people with very odd fetishes....

[@bobbyjacksmack1003]

Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.

[@lonk8615]

bro she literally just used bloodbending at the end 💀💀💀💀

[@me982]

“Are they singing?” “No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”

[@anemocrow2080]

Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣

[@Zenigundam]

Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.

[@A_Strawberry]

@@Zenigundam Really? They're responsible for me and millions of others? Cool.

[@TheAkrillion]

@@Zenigundam Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?

[@Kiterious]

@@Zenigundam god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.

[@I_rate_products]

Siren: I’m a mermaid, I can heal anything. Adam: my bones are squishy. Siren: sorry I’m gonna be late for my Zumba class.

[@daistinycat5497]

my bones are ✨ *squishy* ✨

[@ye6090]

PLS 😂😂😂

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

@@daistinycat5497 I got my KZbinrs mixed up and my dumbass brain said "MAKIN' IT SQUISHY!" 😭

[@honeyicetea9492]

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 ASFDGGDSAC

[@SwellSpinel]

HDSAHFDHS

[@pepitocovid-91]

I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn

[@Munchkinthetherian]

Dam this is just my comfort video 😅

[@siennadarrell]

Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all

[@PupCake1025]

This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in

[@kaprisun4624]

@Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@abandonedacc420]

@Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying

[@partymode2174]

Well did you?

[@evelyngregg4666]

No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us

[@sasha-wo4db]

WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8

[@stephenharlin]

My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”

[@Zenigundam]

Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.

[@Dbendikid]

Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass

[@crybabylovecats]

@@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?

[@paigealicious1718]

What about you’re shellfish

[@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi]

You're such a *stiff mass*

[@Snowywolf1911]

This was the first video I've seen of Danny's and now I'm officially greg

[@alexhermosillo813]

5:03 for free??

[@cooliostarstache5474]

💀💀

[@gracemckinnon2111]

Siren: Your body is 65% water Siren: *destroys man and leaves nothing but his clothes* Danny: *w h y*

[@diordo4109]

I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3y2i3hpnN6cqZo

[@point4478]

@@diordo4109 damn bro

[@misccats8925]

75*

[@Leo-zd1nx]

The only part of the body that is not water is clothes

[@-CaptainRavioli]

This was my fav part of the movie also my mom was horrified and me 2

[@memestealer7984]

Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters

[@hope-sj4oj]

Because Plot reasons

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.

[@hope-sj4oj]

Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-

[@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYvNhZasrbp6ptE

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

@@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.

[@ManicMama.]

When she said "you're body is 65% water" I thought she was gonna start controlling him like they do in avatar when they're blood bending lol

[@confusedearthling]

this is such a great commentary youtube video. such a popular one at that too. love the content mr. Danny Gonzalez! 😂

[@skeppyfan1415]

Little did he know that “my bones are getting squishy” would be the best line in cinematic history.

[@channelofrandom7731]

No “i never even got her email address” is

[@giraffeinwindow]

Agreed.

[@zay_rat8942]

S q u I s h

[@boom_powy]

Time stamp?

[@channelofrandom7731]

@@boom_powy 33:44

[@lauren-yp8uw]

Siren: YOURE 65% WATER me: oh cool shes gonna fling him into the ocean or sum ish her: *drains his whole body* me: oh😳

[@thatsEforEveryone]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@Grodz73]

Where is his bones...was his bones water too? Where’s the me a t s

[@jordanpiatt4435]

Why the hell did no one react to that. Literally committed murder to a man. When I was the scene I rewind the scene so many times because in it because it was unbelievable.

[@captainclean8024]

I felt sick watching it.. like those people had absolutely zero remorse

[@ghost_graveyard]

she just kills him with no mercy.

[@Foxyloxy16]

“Guys my bones are getting squishy” 😂 4:54

[@emmccool]

Siren:’why can’t we just have a nice moment’ Also siren: *brutally kills a man without hesitation*

[@Virgilz_]

“Are they singing?” “No sweetie, they’re installing hardwood flooring”

[@calliahrawls4396]

*home depot theme intensifies*

[@jaketheaiz0946]

No sweetie there installing windows xp

[@pusheenlover7223]

*Empire theme song intensefies too*

[@Dgero]

@@calliahrawls4396 It’s amazing that Home Depot Theme is a thing and more popular then any other jingle made for a store

[@calliahrawls4396]

@@Dgero yes i love that

[@nameunlisted1359]

“Congratulations Siren, you’re a bloodbender.”

[@tamiwu0346]

Doesn't even need to wait for a full moon. Siren op pls nerf

[@TiffanyLiane]

Katara is typing..

[@_kittyctgamer_4571]

Katara will train her

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@garf3480]

@@_kittyctgamer_4571 no she will train katara

[@ashleydevore5514]

You got me dying 😂😂😂 Danny, I am so happy I ran across you. Life has just gotten a bit brighter with your comedy. I love it.

[@PERSONGUYMANDUDE]

This video means SO MUCH to me because this is what introduced me to this gem of a channel!

[@nanirox5725]

“Isnt that like naming your kid murderer??” ..... or perhaps.... hunter?

[@burgerburger7975]

Hunter actually sounds pretty neat, I gotta admit.

[@amirue2602]

Holy shit you cracked the code

[@Isabella-bq4ut]

omg there's a hunter in my grade im scared

[@torimartinez7918]

Lmaoooooo

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

THE CONNECTIONS

[@lordctg1091]

Nobody: Danny: uses British accent to mimic American children

[@floswann4545]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!.......but it true tho

[@superstar2446]

😂😂😂😂

[@nxire8382]

@Rosalyn Taylor i thought you were a lesbian

[@jedithekitten8891]

Rosalyn Taylor Holy shit dude I thought you were lesbian

[@sophiemae4119]

HAHAHA YEAH I WAS JUST LIKE WTF

[@IAPCG]

"They ballin out here" got me laughing as hell💀💀

[@emissne5068]

this is my favorite Danny Gonzales movie review video

[@d3lir4nte]

danny: "Their blood can heal like diseases and any injuries-" coronavirus: *oh shi*-

[@rowenabales8416]

i ate all ur pizza rolls i was about to comment this when i came around this🤣

[@washedblue]

if mermaids exist, how come they aren't offering themselves up to humanity during this pandemic so we can drain all their blood for healing purposes? huh? checkmate, cryptozoologists

[@quinnmaxey3956]

i ate all ur pizza rolls love that!

[@jackie-dr7or]

please give me my pizza rolls back

[@rekhan3926]

yOu mOnStEr, how could you eat my pizza! :::(

[@bananaman677]

siren gives off the vibes of the girl you knew in elementary school who wished she was a mermaid, who like pretended to control water and shit, and would talk about how she had a “huge secret

[@starrysky6679]

Relatable, except in my school it was a witch

[@masqueradingmadam]

I used to do that, but I pretended I was an all knowing wizard

[@ticcitobycreepypasta6969]

Mine was a vampire. We got some weird ass classmates..

[@tanemnacar3087]

trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@glitterydazezombie]

Same except I pretended to be a cat.. yes I was a big warrior cats fan back then Edit: a little more context, me and my friends would do warrior cat roleplays on the school field but we would go to a place nobody goes on the school field.

[@thecowboybebop2071]

I come back to this video every year or so and it makes my day each time

[@Megadookieeee]

this was my first danny video that i ever watched. cant believe its been 3 years!!

[@mariejimenez3694]

Damn, siren's adoptive mother raised her for almost 12 years, risks her life to protect her daughter from hunters, then siren just f*s off into the sea to be with some lady's she's never met?? Her mom deserved better

[@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918]

Marie Jimenez Ikr she left the person who raised her, to be with her mom who abandoned her that’s messed up.

[@sipsmoretea2241]

K but when i was 12 i probably would've chosen to be a mermaid for the rest of my life rather than go to school

[@tuxedobird]

*sips more tea* When I was 12 I liked school. My enthusiasm has taken a big dip since then.

[@Tw0Dots]

“Just fucks off into the sea” 😂

[@bri-eh2fu]

@@Tw0Dots f*s * (aka: fus or fks)

[@themecoptera9258]

“You’re body is 60% water” *proceeds to destroy 100% of his body*

[@garf3480]

Maybe she vibrated the blood so hard that is evaporated everything

[@MaddieMcFaddie]

@@garf3480 yes logical

[@-Rabit-]

@@garf3480 i don't think that's how stuff works but ok-

[@garf3480]

@@-Rabit- have you heard of sarcasm

[@-Rabit-]

@@garf3480 idk how your reply had anything to do with sarcasm but yes i have

[@Meanie_with_the_beanie]

You never fail to make me laugh! keep up the good work!

[@kityzsRULE]

I laughed out loud so many times watching this video, thank you SO much!!

[@Emily-im6ke]

Siren: “My body’s changing and I can’t stop it.” *that’s called puberty, sis*

[@seeya3705]

Her: :O ohhhhhh

[@freshlybakedsadness9251]

You didn't pick up on this being a puberty movie?

[@lima9212]

@@freshlybakedsadness9251 that makes the whole theme of middle-aged-men-are-hunting-you a bit too real 😨

[@Emily-im6ke]

Li hä oh god you’re right 😬

[@violetchavez8552]

Why don't the mermaids give their blood after their .

[@scpuppydog]

i can let every silly detail slide by, but the main thing bothering me: Why is the costume makeup on her gross transforming tail so detailed and realistic but then the actual tail was just a big target costume not even glued down on the waist?? Did they use the entire budget on her transforming feet??? They zoomed in on the fabric wrinkled up at the bottom they didn't even try!!!!

[@briannadozark]

I thought the same fricken thing lmao. Like when they were carrying her into the ocean you could see it rising up on her waist, like it either was slightly too large, or they just completely failed to glue/paint/whatever down the tail to her waist/torso 😂🤦

[@carletarousseau7011]

They could have used more effects to make it blend with her waist :/

[@goathead5073]

19:53 the fabric isn't even secured down. When she swims off into the water you can see the hem of the tail tent up on her back.

[@bri-eh2fu]

So that's where the budget went..

[@k-danceyana5371]

That’s actually a pretty expensive tail

[@kingsleycy3450]

The bad guy's death reminds me of Renaissance Disney's villain deaths. Only difference is that in Disney's, the bad guys normally accidentally caused their own deaths. But in this one the protagonist willfully committed murder

[@OmiNope]

THE EDITING IN THIS IS AMAZING AND ADDS SO MANY LAYERS OF FUNNY XD

[@fruty_m0nster_c4n22]

“Your made of 65% water” Oh, is she gonna blood bend him? Like from Avatar? *Melts him* Wh- Eh?

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

I was excited to see her control him and then she just straight up muders him-

[@aidankocherhans9861]

And people think Katara is savage

[@runawaygemm5397]

Amon is nothing compared to Siren

[@nekogamer2508]

Please give me time

[@theninjakid1430]

Timestamp, question mark?