I'M Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

[@clementinedanger]

Imagine you're a young actor who just got the lead in a Disney Original musical, just so close to being the next Zac Efron, and you open the script and read the line "who's the zombie? I'm the zombie. And this zombie's playing some ball!"

[@c.harlotte]

I do love Milo though lol

[@tikikara4222]

That would the immediate end of my career… but I still love the actor anyway🥱

[@clementinedanger]

@@c.harlotte My man gave it his all, nothing but respect

[@glasstablegcrls]

@@tikikara4222 right like milo’s my man. the finest actors b in the worst dcoms i fear…

[@dwbmoc]

ok but bro's on the zac path tho

[@ThatGuySquippy]

I love that half-zombie mode is completely berserk, superhuman strength and speed, while full-zombie mode is just like, mildly infuriated and barely able to walk. Makes total sense.

[@impkiller5932]

Imaging like 1% of zombie person. It would be like Omniman or Superman.

[@actofaggression8060]

Espc as they seem to be able to control themselves in half zombie form... They created superhumans, but before committing them to the military they send them to (popmusic kicking in) high-school?!

[@unclewiley1986]

I mean it makes sense if you go off the zombie lore that freshly turned zombies are stronger bc their bodies haven't decomposed yet

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Tokyo Ghoul be like:

[@itsthejavavoid]

@@unclewiley1986 YES

[@cq.cumber_offishial]

“theyre just people with green hair” “dont you eat people?” the duality of dan

[@bignoob24]

@C.Q. Cumber You Still running DeepSea Metro?

[@blending_in]

Dan 😭

[@_sandy_]

😂😂

[@Exotichas]

​@@kathykathy well cannibals exist so

[@nicknamed1267]

As someone with green hair, I can confirm that I regularly eat people.

[@bananabread580]

i cant stop listening to the part where he drops a bar in zombie because i yearn to understand what he is saying to his fellow zombies

[@jostarrey]

I love how the bullies entire plan was just to endanger the entire school for no reason, and then were scared and surprised that "oh no the zombies are coming after me".

[@morbidsearch]

Leopards

[@fernandolemon9204]

​@@morbidsearch "I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[@Aperson11028]

Exactly

[@morbidsearch]

@@fernandolemon9204 Thank you comments section for getting me ratioed by someone who explained what I was referencing

[@nathanjereb9944]

"Oh no! The consequences of my actions! Who could have seen this coming!?"

[@DinoKaric1]

It's actually incredible that Disney made a movie that both preaches acceptance and also justifies racism

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

"I think that's... justified..."

[@allthings_aesthetic]

i’m sorry did you just say JUSTIFIES RACICM

[@cyndrift]

@@allthings_aesthetic im assuming they mean in-universe lol, which just makes the movie more problematic. not like we should be racist now

[@DinoKaric1]

@kieren Zombie racism seems pretty justified

[@bobobsen]

I am extremely racist against zombies.

[@penguingobrr41]

I'll never get over how all the zombies in this movie look like those edits with random characters recolored to be the Joker

[@koolkittykat04]

I can’t unsee it now! 😭😂

[@ughhbi]

​@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo kk

[@kingofthewis]

Your first!

[@deen7530]

Literally when I first saw a promotional picture of Zed, I thought it was for some low-budget Batman parody called something like Joker: The High School Years.

[@alexslife4652]

Zed literally just looks like that picture of the guy pointing behind him a saying "get a load of this society"

[@Dawnamoonshine]

not danny seeing a bald zombie and calling him a troll

[@launaseiling8278]

...I never thought of that lol

[@monopedity]

Ohh that makes more sense

[@DAngeloWallace]

this movie says as much about our society as that one pepsi commercial where kendall jenner takes a break from a photoshoot to save a street protest... by handing one of the crowd control officers a can of pepsi 💀

[@ohanronton]

Yoooooo it's Mr. Wallace 😮😮😮😮

[@HattieJosh]

True

[@cyberqueen201]

I-

[@Punk-possum]

Please tell me that isn’t an actual commercial-

[@PureMagic101]

@@Punk-possumbuddy I am so sorry you had to find out this way

[@Evelyn_Okay]

I'm finding Danny's search for self-identity very cathartic. Sure, he might not be a radio rebel, a camp rock, a princess protection program, or a zombie, but he isn't given up and neither should we

[@hvnnydoll]

don’t forget lemonade mouth

[@thepillowhead2453]

Or how he's not building a better boy.

[@SeanFerree]

Well said!

[@karlnewton5736]

@Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0ok I won’t

[@TryPuttingItInRice]

Search for self-identity or schizophrenia? Seems like a fine line

[@DokaRyan]

It's always the power plants causing zombies

[@vampiricgoddess1669]

I did NOT expect to see you here Ryan lol

[@raynb0w6]

doka ryan!!!!!

[@strawberry_boicake]

anti-nuclear-power propaganda

[@PimPonio68]

hi Ryan

[@Farticuss]

Ban all power plants.

[@laney7212]

14:00 “Think think brain blast” Had me rolling😭

[@Population_Zero]

Devious work 💀

[@briannasmith7470]

😂😂

[@robertofernandez18000]

Same

[@moldibread]

that bit was crazy-😭

[@wyverewings1790]

The fact that the cheerleaders knowingly sent the zombies into monster mode just to sabotage them is quite frankly horrifying

[@tealOmega980]

I feel like that's clearly terrorism?

[@axz.173]

@@tealOmega980not that deep

[@tealOmega980]

@@axz.173 Their plan was to get a load of zombies to kill dozens of people. That's not me extrapolating, that's in the film itdelf

[@Viteaification]

​@axz.173 but they eat people??? people will die??????

[@ClownHoundII]

@@axz.173 It's literally in the movie. A person forcing a group of minorities to act bad in order to get the public to hate that group is racially motivated terrorism.

[@cautionhazardous2236]

I feel like the metaphor would be a lot better if Zed found out at the climax of the movie that his Z-band didn’t actually do anything. That he was still just a normal guy with green hair. That the whole story about the zombies attacking everyone was false

[@yuki97kira]

Society was just fed up with joker meme and thats why anyone green haired was hated

[@alex56565]

When random youtube commenters come up with better endings that real hollywood writers. To be fair though, a dog could probably write a better movie than this.

[@Waldzkrieger]

Yeah, this movie isnt a good metaphor for racism because in this world the humans had a justifiable reason for being scared of zombies. They literally *ate* people. Whereas in our world racism is just like "those people are different and have more melanin that's scawy 🥺".

[@alexandrarenee4323]

@@Waldzkrieger”uhhh that person was born on different soil let’s call them aliens if they try to come over here. Also they have bigger noses 🥺 can incite war pwease”

[@Tipsy_Turby]

Wait that''s actually amazing tf

[@retroreactiveable]

No joke this movie was filmed on my university campus (one of our buildings was used as the high school). Seeing green haired teen zombies dance and sing in the halls of the building where I had my anthropology lectures is a wild experience.

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

Awesome!

[@csouki]

That must have been quite the experience 😭😭

[@screamdude.]

thats insane

[@chrissy3875]

i love that

[@rebeccat7912]

What university? That’s absolutely hilarious 😂

[@sheenestevez6038]

A couple years ago, my father and I watched this movie at 2 AM after our dog woke us up. We were astounded by the break dancing and lyrical feats of the film. Also, the fence separating the Zombies/Humans felt very reminiscent of WWII Era ghettos. We have watched this film three times at this point. I hope we will watch it again soon.

[@saynaazimiyan3372]

Ok so now we all can agree that danny isn't aging, he is just part zombie, part vampire. That's why he looks young but his hair is getting gray.

[@erfal19]

Well, *his dad is a vampire*

[@damienearl8302]

Part zombie, part vampire, a dash of werewolf, and a smidgen of alien

[@anonymous71207]

​@@erfal19and a mafia boss

[@sigmagyattmaster808]

​@@erfal19 vampire dad

[@softnwet1600]

If he was a zombie how come his hair isnt green then???

[@imanishokes9305]

I love how Danny went from ghosting Kevin Jonas to roasting Kevin Jonas😭

[@jaaaaaane]

Well in the song he does say “and this might not make you feel better but i wish it was Nick”

[@xXAcidBathXx]

~I roasted kevin jonas~

[@biseragjurovska1998]

Character development

[@flamingo]

i think i would be racist towards the zombies

[@thegameranch5935]

Most sane roblox youtuber

[@cadietuc]

what the freak? flumamgo?

[@kyontraire]

Real

[@whoisanarnb]

Based??? Yes or no

[@katiew7939]

what are you doing here

[@DrFishsticks]

I love that Danny keeps flipping between “they’re just people with green hair” and “they’re monsters who eat people and dogs and children”

[@danielaroa7932]

Love how Danny is between "these are just people with green hair" and "they actually eat people".

[@breadg1818]

And its perfect because the movies also do this

[@Will.cosplay.Solace]

I got confused in the movies because when he goes zombie mode/watch messes up why didnt he nearly attack someone instead of just looked funky and mad

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

[@SparkleEELS]

@@Will.cosplay.SolaceI’m p sure it’s cause he was trying really hard to control himself

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

@@SparkleEELS yes! In the 2nd movie it’s revealed that zombies are so “evolved” that they aren’t so dependent of Z-Bands anymore because a sharp zombie mind can still be in control without it for a while, I guess it’s like holding your breath you can do it for a certain amount of time and after practicing you can last longer but at after a while you’ll need to catch your breath again, the thing is the Z-Band neutralizes their zombie impulses but it also prevents them from using their zombie powers like zombie strength, invulnerability and high tolerance to pain and in the 3rd movie people around SeaBrook already trust zombies so much that they are now allowed to remove their Z-Bands whenever they please so they can access their zombie powers

[@jeepmega629]

The fact that this movie has two sequels where werewolves and aliens are thrown in the mix is actually mental.

[@LordKingOfPiggys]

fr

[@Very-Uncorrect]

Twilight, but for children!

[@jameskue4834]

Can then they never talk about the trolls ever again (plot twist: they got eaten by life size burgins)

[@TheRealFurinaDeFontaine]

@@Very-Uncorrect the fact they didnt add 𝙫𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙨 is what keeps zombies from being related to twilight..

[@TheRealFurinaDeFontaine]

@@Very-Uncorrectbut still funny! :D

[@LuzuraHater]

I love how Addison thinks that having white hair is comparable and on the same level as Zed and his friends being ostracized, feared and harassed because they’re monsters

[@88marome]

Well she’s an alien.

[@hannah-rg9uj]

literally I was frustrated that zed never pushed back against it 💀💀💀 like wtf why’d they write the story like that

[@kubgamez]

It does in later movies when they find out it's because she's an alien or something 😂

[@charliebat]

honestly it’s giving when white people are like “i feel like i’m more oppressed now because of the blm movement” yk

[@hemingshark327]

preps am I right

[@seleuf]

10:36 Fear of fire, not a zombie thing, zombies tend to just walk through fire without caring about being on fire. Fear of fire is more of a Frankenstein's monster kind of thing.

[@phyynot1040]

I love how he guessed that Addison is tiny bit Zombie, but the truth is it takes two other movies to find out she's actually half Alien, which is so much more stupid than the part Zombie idea.

[@rosied7082]

Quarter technically, but yeah

[@Real_Battery_Bunny]

@@rosied7082which is so stupid, she is no where close to being an alien but nooo because she’s the special one (sorry this just pissed me off so much, but I genuinely love these movies)

[@homeiswonderland]

Thanks, I hate it!

[@sneakymcbadguy5121]

She’s part werewolf too or something, right?

[@phyynot1040]

@sneakymcbadguy5121 she thought she was, but she actually never was. The entire second movie is about how she thought she was actually a werewolf but isn't at all.

[@Mad_Leroy]

You missed a pivotal point in the movie, where Zed swipes right on his Z-Band, and he turns into a human to impress Addison's parents. He had that ability THE WHOLE TIME.

[@Varmit_]

It like hurts them to fuck with the Z-band so the zombies can’t just switch to human without feeling pain (I’m sorry autism needs to correct you 💀/hj)

[@talonj8116]

I like to keep the race allegory and think of Zed as a black kid putting on white face to impress his romantic interests racist parents

[@-psilo-9071]

Micheal jackson looking ass

[@cwahlb1]

@@Varmit_ but how is that even a thing?? do the zombies change into humans often? do the humans know they can do that?

[@Asande]

​@cwahlb1 no, they hacked it remember so no one does this.

[@MidasOfMesses]

Fun fact, I worked at Disney World for a little bit and attended the filming of the 2019 Disney Channel Christmas special. The audience right in front of the main stage was all Cast Members (so, people college age and older). While I was there, they were filming the girl who plays Addison singing and dancing to a song for the special. In between takes, while she was mic’d up, she asked the crowd, “Who here has seen ZOMBIES??” I shit you not, one person raised their hand. She asked what they thought of it, and they yelled back “It was alright” 😭😭

[@connorbeith3232]

I wonder what that one person thought about there being two more movies lol

[@MidasOfMesses]

@@connorbeith3232 dang I really wish I knew, lol. I went home after the taping and watched Zombies myself and… let’s just say Danny’s review feels very validating hahaha

[@lolcandyyy]

😂😅

[@LuizaFattori]

Poor girl, she was just trying to bond with the crowd 😂

[@ՏTAIN]

now that is unfortunate

[@GhostieChild]

14:35 its mainly forgettable, but that one line lives in my head

[@ivoneo2806]

I guess, yeah that line was good

[@anthonygardiner3720]

The fact that the metaphor would have been infinitely better off the zombies just never ate people and propaganda was just pushed around saying they did

[@A.random_duck]

Fax

[@renamami]

Real

[@lanceelliott2504]

Just commented this lmao same brain

[@nannasofie]

Tbh, it's terrible in general... do the writers think black people are only capable of being good people when they're held back (in this case by "Z watches") and that they are inherently violent?? I mean, duuuude... don't make the oppressed party into literal monsters...

[@sleepykoinu]

Yeah like does this allegory not imply that irl minorities are dangerous monsters only kept at bay by technology/drugs..? Like the people in universe have a good reason to fear literal zombies who would kill them if the watch ever malfunctioned or ran out of battery. It'd make more sense if it was only propaganda if you want to match real life.

[@fangirlstampede3065]

I think the backstory really muddies the whole “race allegory” this movie is going for, because it makes the situation far more complicated. I mean, the zombies apparently killed and ate people, and the only thing stopping them from doing it again is an electronic band. I’m pretty sure that’s a scary situation for everyone, both zombie and human, and it makes a conflict resolution way more difficult than I think this movie can manage. As an alternative, they could’ve made zombies just rise out of the ground one day. They don’t kill anyone, they’re just a medical anomaly where the dead are reanimating. But give the humans a lot of false preconceptions about zombie culture based off of legends and their depictions in media. This could not only do the race allegory better, but also show how racist depictions in media can affect how people view a certain race.

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

That would be much better messaging! Although, how would that mesh with the high school setting? Did Zed die as a teenager? Do zombies age, or is Addison going to grow up while he stays a teen forever?

[@superjam675]

This movie is just Fido, but the zombies are more human.

[@himanbam]

Kinda like Paranorman. Where the zombies didn't actually attack anyone but everyone was scared anyway

[@fryingpanda9103]

Exactly. One of the things that racist people in the real world do is give the "its in their nature" argument. which has constantly been proven to be false. The issue with this movie is that it *literally is* in their nature to be violent. Completely destroying the race analogy. Zootopia had this same problem.

[@drawingdragon]

​@Frying Panda Um.... no? The entire point of Zootopia was that it _wasn't_ in their nature, but false preconceptions caused everyone to _assume_ the bad things happening were because of their nature. That's... that's the point of the movie.

[@bananaboatcharlie]

Obsessed with Danny mercilessly bullying that tall haired kid without breaking character once

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

[@frickfrack7075]

Huh? Breaking character?

[@bananaboatcharlie]

@@frickfrack7075 dead serious, and he didn't stop and laugh or explain what his thought process was on the scene itself, which we usually does for jokes.

[@frickfrack7075]

@@bananaboatcharlie he's not playing a character to break is my point. I never heard him bully anyone either.

[@bananaboatcharlie]

@@frickfrack7075 Not what I meant by breaking character. The joke is that Danny acts like the kids in the movie and mocks one of them the way they mocked Addison. The fact that he does it with a straight face and moves on without a word was very funny to me. And 13:46

[@pinkiehigh1034]

9:10 i love how you had no idea what was comming

[@_its_lunar_]

I’m really glad Danny highlighted how the racism analogy fundamentally does not work. The same issue applies to most racism allegories in fiction because the stand in for minorities is always mutants, aliens, etc, but that comparison will always fall short because in the real world minorities literally have zero differences beyond superficial aesthetics. Even if the zombies never ate people the allegory still doesn’t work because they are still on some level physiologically different to humans in a way ie black people to white people aren’t

[@horrordyke]

It's similar to why zootopia doesn't work, both zombies and predators were a threat + have the opportunity to continue to be a threat, the prey/humans have genuine reasons to be afraid of them, racism doesn't work like that idk why directors are convinced it makes sense

[@skunkjo3195]

Same way as when Rowling claimed werewolves were an allegory for HIV/AIDS. Like what?? Ppl with HIV do not go around attacking others (including children) to give it to them ☠️☠️

[@smartistepicness]

comparing minorities to hostile creatures comes off as very racist. idk what these directors are thinking.

[@jonathandavies1716]

I think a stand in works fine provided it isn't inherently harmful. By it's very nature an allegory is never going to be an exact match.

[@gaydumbass703]

@@horrordyke to me the way I make sense of it is that with kids movies, as is what most of these movies are, Racism is a very heavy topic and while it is important to teach kids about these issues you need to do it in a way that won't traumatize them, like there's a reason movies like the OG Disney's Pinoccho aren't being made anymore and it's also easier to explain to kids who is who by giving each side defining characteristics that set them apart, there are definitely better ways to do this than Z-O-M-B-I-E-S or any other movie who use genuinely dangerous characters as the oppressed people but there's also a fine line between explaining heavy topics and getting sued this movie still sucks but that's just my opinion on the matter, I'm an internet stranger with too much time on my hands.

[@myishenhaines1706]

My grandmother is black and was born in 1945. I remember her talking to me about how desegregation musical practices were super time consuming and had to be perfect. There were many a song sung by both sides on the first day of school. She still had her dancing shoes from those days. They recorded it too, so it could forever be remembered in history as the desegregation musical.

[@onipot9639]

You must be so proud!

[@longliveladynoir]

@@xXSqueezeXx_Booksits a joke

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@onipot9639an you imagine if that happend in real life?

[@onipot9639]

It’s a joke :)

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@onipot9639who are you talking to?

[@natestern2021]

The "I'm gonna stand" scene is actually a fantastic subtle commentary on modern racism, where after a tragedy an uninvolved white girl insists on making it entirely about herself.

[@bladdyboi2962]

Its a masterpiece, give us 10 more movies 🙌

[@raisedbypenguins]

Sadly the most realistic part of the movie

[@brandiekstrom]

at least its realistic

[@Ben-hn4nw]

Oh you people are serious 😬

[@AnotherCrucibleKnightFight]

@@Ben-hn4nw oh no, we are well aware racism doesn't exist. I mean, im pretty sure black and Asian people don't exist! this movie definitely isn't an obvious metaphor for racism, but instead is a metaphor for tax evasion.

[@RaggyRunkeyShow]

"*random gibberish* "he just dropped that in zombie" me trying to find out the truth

[@lgdp49]

One of my biggest fears as a writer is making something so bad it ends up in a Danny Gonzalez's video

[@Ghoulicus]

Nah you need that danny bump for exposure

[@bananaxoonana8131]

honestly me too

[@Sammeye]

Honestly I would love to have Danny make a video of a bad movie I made so I can make better movies lol

[@Greystorm1619]

Good incentive 😈

[@shreyatries2animate]

that's all our fears

[@aleximwalle2881]

Lmao for a “zombie safe room” he seemed to be able to open it pretty easily

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

even in his not total zombie form

[@daryncollins7640]

maybe we all misunderstood it, its a safe room for zombies and addison just didnt realize and its really there to protect their new students and its required by the new law

[@aleximwalle2881]

@@daryncollins7640 love it

[@dizzle09]

She probably just forgot to lock it or because how zombies just are sorta in a basic humane state they’re able to figure it out.

[@claytonharbaugh308]

Honestly, not that inaccurate. Remember when people unironically thought that desks would protect them from literal nuclear annihilation.

[@consistentlystupid4726]

I demand that Danny watch the other Zombie movies so we can finally find out the lore of the white hair.

[@loganstark7734]

alien

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Yeah, me too. I’m certainly not going to watch them.

[@madisnzz]

It’s so funny how Addison every movie wants to be apart of the new minority

[@Pianoloversdream]

its from old age

[@rashelletaylor2981]

She ends up being an alien

[@abigailrivas3456]

“so all of the songs in the movie suck ass” 4:30 **some day** is the only song that will be playing in my head forever

[@H.I.T.C]

SOMEDAY, WE COULD BE WE COULD BE EXTRODINARY

[@aislinnmoore9247]

Guys I think we owe Danny an apology.After countless videos none of us have answered “what is up, Greg” Well Danny, nothing much how about you

[@skipskylark9525]

don't lie to the poor man, Jason! ur name is not GREG

[@aislinnmoore9247]

@@skipskylark9525 no…. Jason’s my middle name, I swear

[@raditzhoneyham]

@@skipskylark9525 are you saying.... You're not a Greg? C'mon

[@A_Ducky]

Don't y'all reply every time, as if he's in the room with you? That was just me, then?

[@axlegend30]

​@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok

[@hanazupan2879]

obsessed with the fact that the main girl's "real hair" is an infinitely worse wig than the wig we know is a wig update: in a shocking turn of events, the supposed blonde wig is the actresses' real hair while the character's real hair is the shitty white wig which is for sure a contender for the worst wig in cinematic history.

[@Starrynights1924]

True. Looks like plastic.

[@deen7530]

Also as the movies go on her white hair gets progressively less white and turns platinum blonde. But sure Addison, go off about how hard you have it because your hair is more blonde than normal.

[@aldranzam3456]

Also that she's deeply insecure about it, but she choses a wig, which can fall off at any time, instead of dyeing her hair. Although apparently hair dye doesn't exist in this world because no zombie dyes their hair black. edit: Y'all can stop commenting in the lore she can't dye it, I understand.

[@luma4902]

EXACTLY

[@summerhelmer7235]

​@@aldranzam3456 in the movie she said dye didn't work on her hair

[@lizzietheshortie]

The z band idea kinda reminds me of one of the scraped scripts from Zootopia, where all the predators had to wear shock collars

[@whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatw]

i just came here to say exactly this, youre so right

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

Yes but the zombies actually like the Z-Bands because it helps them and has many uses, I remember watching a video of Milo and Meg rehearsing the script and there were lines saying that the Z-band can also play music and in the movie later Zed says that they got an upgrade and now had Wi-Fi, in Zootopia the predators hated those shock collars and only wore them because they had to in order to be accepted and live there because it kept them from attacking someone but it also wouldn’t let them have strong feelings such as excitement and joy

[@epic6435]

ya but zootopias also bad rep of racism bc the minority r literally predatory animals 💀

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

@@lauracerqueiramachado8979 Also, to add to that, Zootopia had the collars be a tool to stop a perceived threat based on prejudice, with many prey not even knowing (or caring) just how badly it affected the predators because they were so set in their incorrect belief that predators were predisposed to aggression. It's a genuinely interesting depiction of how fear can cause people to unfairly judge and oppress others. In Z-O-M-B-I-E-S it doesn't really work as an oppression allegory because, as you said, the zombies like the bands, but also they are a legitimate threat if the bands stop working. It makes the "don't call people monsters for being different" message kind of fall flat when the oppressed group will go into an uncontrollable murderous rage if they don't wear a band. It would be like if in Zootopia they had the predators actually go savage when the collar came off. It's just such a weird decision.

[@cyndrift]

@@AllyGatorAnimator yes exactly. it feels like they thought of the premise and thought of an interesting conflict and either the broad strokes were never revised or it just did not click for them how those two things together basically justify racism in your racism allegory. not to mention having your stand in for black people have barely-controlled rage issues programmed into their DNA that they use only to prey upon the majority group? fucking yikes. were there no black people in the writers room at disney, or like a sensitivity reader, or anyone with even a basic understanding of anti-black racism?? that shit would absolutely not fly nowadays. the fact this was made and scrapped-zootopia wasnt (even if the budget and culture at the time are obviously why) is lowkey upsetting

[@cr0wb3rry]

i cannot get over the fact that it only took 50 years for people to accept that zombies aren't bad people because of their race but it took around 400 years for that same treatment to even start to disintegrate for black people

[@Gentleman_Nebula]

Lol desegregate* lmao could yu imagine if we just started DISINTIGRATING people

[@eviehowlett2535]

just another reason it's a terrible metaphor

[@Man77772]

And the fact that zombies eat people. Black people don't (I think)

[@superk9letsplays419]

​@@Man77772Just a slight difference

[@brainhappy]

I like how Danny doesn't think random fence movers are probably just a bald zombie

[@SeanFerree]

🤣🤣🤣

[@llewelynshingler2173]

Bald Zombies are likely better at looking human than their fellows

[@ItsPartlySunny]

They even show a bald zombie in the power plant scene and Danny put it in

[@seryal]

@@ItsPartlySunny 🤓

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

he was slightly pink tho

[@ineon_playz9964]

Disney should hire Danny for all the movies he reviewed. He can check for flaws in the movie while observing which bones are squishy.

[@ineon_playz9964]

I'm also Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

[@impkiller5932]

​​@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo why? Name any reason.

[@futureastronaut5090]

Oml I love how this has become a recurring joke among the Greg's. At this point, Danny should make merch.

[@SolaceMcfly]

​@Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0nobody was gonna do it anyway still living in 2012 i see.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

[@_danikozume_8366]

Love how Danny came up with a better explanation of Addison’s hair then the Disney writers.

[@phoenixwright1868]

What was the explanation?

[@hugobergman6845]

she's apparently an alien@@phoenixwright1868

[@-milomanheim]

@@phoenixwright1868 shes an alien

[@chichigrubs]

@@phoenixwright1868in the third movie, aliens come to their twin, and turns out Addison’s grandmother was one, and she’s part alien 💀

[@phoenixwright1868]

@@chichigrubs yeah ok Danny's explanation is way better.

[@itzdefomeguys]

14:15 the audible shoe shuffling though 😭

[@izzyreese9606]

"not only is this a bad zombie movie, it's also a terrible metaphor for racism" - Danny Gonzalez 2023

[@quangamershyguyyz7166]

Why does this comment have over 400 likes? *Edit: 1.9k *Edit: 3.5k

[@Joosher56]

@@quangamershyguyyz7166 probably because that’s such an unusual quote due to how most zombie movies have no ties to real world racial segregation at all

[@Howaboutyes11]

bro what ☠️

[@ThatGuySquippy]

So true, he did say that. 100 emoji.

[@camelliatea6319]

These are the words of our savior

[@gracemceuen2058]

Eliza is actually such a confusing character bc she’s always like “humans are terrible and they hate us for no reason!!” And it’s like… idk if it’s for NO reason, Eliza. You have to wear government issued technology on your body at all times to keep you from cannibalizing your classmates

[@lrizzard]

"hey kids dont be racist against those who might be very violent and murderous" thanks disney

[@cindixgaming3557]

The same device that malfunctions pretty easily And would technically malfunction way more at a football game

[@gracemceuen2058]

@@cindixgaming3557 right??? At one point in the movie, someone easily hacks that technology, and Zed genuinely almost instinctively kills someone in cold blood

[@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis]

Hey it's like that original plot of Zootopia with the collars.

[@becuaseimbored3481]

Yeah maybe literal zombies aren't the best metaphor for minorities

[@roxnn]

i love how they make it seem like it’s wrong to discriminate against zombies when they’ll literally eat you without their apple watches?? also THEY CAN TURN THEM OFF AT WILL?!?!

[@Zlovk6310]

pov you forget to charge your apple watch...

[@Goozero1]

Truly terrifying

[@jasperjazzie]

it's so weird when kids movies try to make allegories for racism where the "races" are different species because they almost always make segregation seem like the reasonable option, and it has some very Unfortunate implications

[@bulldozer8950]

@@jasperjazzieya it’s a racism allegory where the racism is like pretty justifiable. Like a totally reasonable and probably ideal compromise when one of the species potentially eats the other is…. Separate but equal. So…. Ya…

[@torytellstales]

The whole Z band thing kind of reminds me of what the animated film "Zootopia" was originally going to be like, where all the predators wore collars to control them. And Disney tossed that part of the story out since it was going to be problematic.......

[@mr.mailbox1]

13:56 "think think, brain blast" is crazy

[@kylieeeeep]

No because Addison thinking her white hair allows her to relate to the oppression the zombies experience is actually perfect

[@melontarte2464]

the point was that she can relate to the feeling of being different and knowing she'll never be acccepted for who she really is. obviously

[@JaserJas]

​@@melontarte2464the point was actually that Addison is a tone-deaf white girl who can't help but center herself in conflicts lmao

[@Vexizz]

@@JaserJaswell that wasn’t “the point” it’s simply what happened. The movie very clearly wasn’t trying to say something like that, they just wanted their protagonist to be “discriminated” too

[@alilordoftheskies5079]

​@@melontarte2464 it's a shit point. Apples to oranges :/

[@learningwithlaila]

@@Vexizzyou said it perfectly. Honestly I was so confused by how this movie made her like that. There’s so many other ways her character could’ve been spared

[@julianashif6525]

I'm so confused on if Danny is pro-zombie integration or anti-zombie integration

[@iamcool544]

he was very clearly anti integration. Very problematic.

[@RackednStackeddd]

@@iamcool544 I mean... What if they eat our dogs???

[@Spideyisdagoat]

I don’t want my future kids being with them darn WALKERS

[@ZigZoxy]

@@Spideyisdagoat add a 👴🏻

[@delusionalst5r]

@@ZigZoxyLMAOOO

[@what_the_heckity]

How did anyone think that “girl you look delicious oh I mean gorgeous” was a funny little romantic line that wouldn’t send most people RUNNING

[@angomasis]

FRR 😭😭 Like imagine a flesh eating zombie whos only thing is stopping them from fucking gobbling you is this zband watch thing which can fall off at any time, saying that right next to you 💀💀 I'd go sprinting cuz wth

[@commscan314]

How well did that work out with Justin Bieber and the whole "Yummy" debacle?

[@sharonwiebe3971]

i took it as a lil... adult special joke o.O

[@spicybeantofu]

Idk I'm into it though.

[@ALEEXZX]

Fr that could be js a hilarious silly line😭

[@carolinajimenez7116]

Danny is gonna be so stunned when he finds out Addison is actually an alien

[@Seraphina-b3h]

Well… like 1/4 alien? Cause it’s her grandma that’s full alien and her mom is half alien? Idk. She’s an alien and it’s crazy.

[@S0nnyDoesStuff7]

Zed: I’m separated from society for being a Zombie. Addison: I’m….-sniffles- a blonde.

[@anomalousanimates]

nah she albino

[@maiaX-X]

And brown hair is worse

[@dillzy2095]

@@anomalousanimates SHE ALBINO GRANDMA

[@Boba_studios_7]

@@dillzy2095fun fact: white hair is a rare mutation i met a girl in 1st grade with that mutation! So the doctors in this movie are just uneducated:]

[@Bananasplitsssz]

The zombies: people think we are dangerous savage beasts and lock us away from society even though we are human too. Addison: I know how you feel *Sobs in platinum blond, popular cheerleader with a supportive and encouraging environment*

[@hannahgriffin6840]

Danny's theory of Addison being part zombie is justified, but little does he know that she's actually an alien (I'm genuinely not lying) 💀

[@bethanytalbot2445]

And a werewolf 😂

[@Mupyeong]

W H A T

[@I-think-I-can-Shoot]

I swear its the same film every time though lmao

[@xoxdid]

Explain

[@biseragjurovska1998]

what

[@Abby_Liu]

I like how Danny didn't think that the random fence mover could've just been a bald zombie

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

[@Vnatnme]

The zombie had a receding hairline and had to shave it all off

[@prod.187]

the guy was green, zombies aren’t green in this movie

[@sodig325]

he was joking

[@Vnatnme]

@@sodig325 yeah we know

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

Zed getting pushed to the ground caused his z-band to malfunction and for him to start trying to eat people…so he decides to play a sport that involves being tackled and pushed to the ground…yeah great decision making there Zed

[@ThemanthelegendKenny]

Okay I have an embarrassing story… When this movie came out I was about nine, and I fucking loved this movie. I memorized the songs and made my friends memorize it too, and I rewatched it multiple times. about a year later my mom told me she was pregnant, and I being the dumbass I was suggested the name “Aliza” as in the zombie from the movie. I didn’t actually think they would like it as much as they did, but they were absolutely dead set on this name. Now I have a four year old sister who will never know she’s actually named after a weird Disney movie.

[@haleyc.3530]

You should eventually break the news by making her watch this video and read this comment after

[@Jadeddoxy]

Man 😭

[@SaikiKFann]

Nahhhhh I'd be mad 😂

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

That is a secret you keep to the grave

[@mustachiomarshmallow]

"dead set" i stan by that pun whether indended or not

[@Jisoo-coded]

Danny’s theory for Addison’s hair makes much more sense than the actual cause they came up with in the movies

[@bubbsterr4967]

What's the actual reason?

[@damienearl8302]

@@bubbsterr4967 In short, she's like...one eighth or one fourth alien or something-

[@mqtkwln]

​@@damienearl8302 wtf-

[@rodmunch6865]

​@Damien Earl but there aren't even aliens in this movie, why wouldn't they just make it something at least related to the entire lore of the movies

[@librarymeg57]

@@rodmunch6865 there are aliens in the third movie and their mothership is voiced by RuPaul lmao

[@L0urd3sss03]

18:57 Imagine your whole school is freaking out from flesh eating monsters getting out of control and then some random cheerleader just rips off her wig

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@TheAustralianIdiot]

"Hey! My child just got his leg eaten off! No one cares that you have the hair of a seventy year old!"

[@DuCky-lucKy.]

Fr😂😂

[@sebastian3656]

Lol I was questioning that too when I watched it like who the fuck is gonna care if if someone girl just took her wig off

[@Ms.Divine2024]

Fr LIKE GORL nobody cares

[@giaaguon3769]

1:46 DUDE HE LOOKS LIKE ZED LOWKEYY

[@that_spongebob_fan]

U made a comment 2 days after me and you have 5 more likes👺👺👺👹👹👹

[@calebwashere]

I don't think I'll ever get over Addison's character "flaw" being that she has to wear a wig, and that she somehow thinks it's the same as being systematically oppressed 😭 Side note: Can we please discuss the fact that Seabrook is infested with zombies all because some jackass spilled lime soda by accident?

[@deen7530]

She only gets more frustrating as the movies go on. She joins every single oppressed monster group that comes around and acts like she's one of them just because she has one flaw. The worst part is, I feel like she could've had a really good and relatable character arc about her figuring out her identity, but it was super poorly executed.

[@rottingstarz]

what do you mean being light blonde is exactly the same as racism

[@sporkzzz]

@@deen7530 maybe this movie would be better if the metaphor was homophobia or transphobia rather than racism 🧐

[@Nathan-Croft]

And she says "You haven't done anything wrong, besides being you" lol

[@A_Ducky]

​@@Nathan-Croft I love you, but your whole existence is what's wrong!!!1 kiss kiss hug

[@FlapJackSyrup]

Imagine cannibals are allowed to enter your school and you just have to be ok that they’re there because they have watches on

[@screechingweasel34]

LMFAO YEAH

[@tacobanana6538]

Wym? I’d be totally okay with a group of serial killers attending my school if they had a sweet bay-blade holder on their wrists.

[@carbonatedPigeon]

That can apparently malfunction at any moment by a little push?? 😂😂

[@wabbatal]

Well they’re not just cannibals, the zombies also can’t control their urges without the band, and will 100% try to kill everyone.

[@zanakate7319]

that is how Disney sees black people

[@goofyyygooberrr]

I love how at 16:26 Danny’s like “and theres actually trolls too” and little does he know there are werwolves and aliens to come later 💀

[@Nishan18]

Fr

[@damienearl8302]

Honestly, if they didn't stop it at three, I would've genuinely loved to see a troll or ogre based Zombies movie-

[@i_editz9607]

Fr

[@i_editz9607]

@@damienearl8302 honestly same 😂

[@elfish7766]

there’s also vampires ! if you count the animated spin off episode canon

[@user-sz3ok7df4r]

Disney has always sucked at messaging. They either play it way too safe, or they completely miss the point of the message they're trying to copy.

[@mariobrothersfan2792]

Somehow the canonical explanation for the white hair is 10x more wild then what Danny came up with

[@dormiebasne]

Why does she have white hair? Is it because she's an alien? (I never watched the 3rd movie).

[@pig4gameryt]

@@dormiebasne literally yes

[@aurora_sleeping_beauty_]

@@pig4gameryt wait *WHAT*

[@marcelacavalheiro2412]

@@pig4gameryt that sucks

[@msjkramey]

​@@aurora_sleeping_beauty_in the second one, they made it seem like she was a werewolf that was prophesied about but then changed their mind at the last minute. I forgot there were aliens in the 3rd one tho. That's wild lol. I never actually saw them, just reactions to them years ago, so I'm kind of rusty on the details

[@ehehehehehehehehehehehehe4551]

How did Danny come up with a better plot for the movie than everyone at Disney in like 30 seconds

[@niraxlevi9930]

Being sober

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

[@ferrafransisca3490]

​@@niraxlevi9930hmm interesting

[@roxirock5455]

@@niraxlevi9930 brave of you to assume he wasnt on horse tranquilizer while filming this.

[@smallgamerman2514]

@@roxirock5455 (he was)

[@emilychaika]

Danny is so brave for saying that Romeo and Juliet rip-offs need to end in the same level of tragedy as the actual Romeo and Juliet.

[@WeirdGuy2760]

Yeah there’s gonna be a 4th movie and in the 3rd one they finally revealed that Addison was “half” alien which doesn’t make sense because her grandma was full alien so…

[@elfpowergripprimer]

Hearing Danny's theory about Addison's grandpa getting bit in correlation to her having white hair is so funny bc that's also what we (people who watched the movie expecting it to be better than it was) all assumed and then the second and third movie rolled around 💀

[@dionemartins0212]

Please tell me why that is, I really don't wanna watch those movies-

[@malsjohn]

​@Dione Martins spoilers: basically she's part alien (hence the hair color) and is adopted (hence why she has human parents and thinks she's human) edit: apparently she's not adopted. she's just like 1/4 alien lmao

[@idabergh-smith179]

@@dionemartins0212 she's an alien. In the second movie, they introduce werewolves and she thinks she's a chosen one leader werewolf, but then it turns out that's not true. Then in the third movie they introduced aliens and it turns out her grandma was an alien who fell in love with a human and had Addison's mother. Her mother knew the entire time if I'm remembering correct

[@rufusdrumknottvgc]

@@malsjohn that's so utterly absolutely insane I feel obligated to ask you if you're not trolling 💀

[@dionemartins0212]

@@rufusdrumknottvgc i second this.

[@eliotbarnhart2810]

This movie played three times in a row while I was in the mental hospital. Maybe not the best thing for my mental health.

[@moosenman]

Dude this isn’t even the worst thing. I watched the Alvin and the chipmunk trilogy and it was basically torture.

[@bumbabees]

@@moosenman we watched the live action of the lion king. it was so depressing lmao.

[@moosenman]

@@bumbabees Augghhh that’s terrible who allowed that

[@pap-fr]

I had to watch star wars and was so bored I wanted to cry

[@clumpofdirt1193]

i had to watch all 3 movies at LEAST 3 times (the first one least 4) in my residential and listen to ALLL the crappy songs 24/7 because one girl was obsessed with it and always had the remote. eventually we got logged out of all the streaming services that had it so we were finally free from the zombies curse because omfg i never wanted to die more

[@yourfavoritelurker9785]

the moment with the joke he made about trolls being a PERFECT foreshadow of the second movie but with werewolves HAS to be the funniest part of the entire video

[@marcelacavalheiro2412]

oh no.......

[@camelliatea6319]

Don’t forget the aliens

[@chickpea]

the peepy profile picture really sells your comment

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

[@lachlanmc2335]

PEEPY

[@localsoul9760]

18:37 I like to think that the zombies are trying to fight the urge to eat people, which is why they're so slow.

[@hedge1247]

My favourite part of this movie is still zed thinking the 'zombie safe room' is a safe room for zombies

[@1dklmf40]

Addison comparing her white hair to the zombies literally being oppressed has got to be the most mind boggling thing in this entire movie

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

white people want to be oppressed so badly lmao

[@loreley_3254]

She definitely puts blm or stop Asian hate in her bio when she dates a poc

[@alexia3552]

It’s very very how white or straight or etc majority group often act, and it is indeed that foolish

[@ranijannati7487]

oh i seen one better from tiktok the other day, straight white model men saying "I heard you're looking for diversity" and proceed to say that he grew up with acnes 😂

[@dennistmennace]

@@alexia3552 It’s a little disappointing how this point went over most people’s heads considering several people commented it & have thousands of likes…

[@deflatedkirby6376]

The fact that Danny’s prediction was a better than the actual plot

[@strawberrymacarons9077]

lol was gonna say wait until he finds out about the werewolves and aliens

[@PopfulFrost]

@@strawberrymacarons9077 The WHAT

[@SomePanArtist]

@@PopfulFrost my man you’re up for a weird ride

[@DeePeeZee]

I didn't see the movie. I wish Danny's theory would have been the movie.

[@wren_.]

@@PopfulFrostyea addisons grandmother is an alien

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

2:16 Zed wants to experience the epic highs and lows of high school football

[@sailorcorellia]

Okay im obsessed with the fact that the scene in the zombie safe room takes direct inspiration from Frankenstein, which is generally accepted as the world's first sci-fi novel :) In the book, the monster confronts a blind man and they have a genuine conversation because the man cannot see that the creature looks grotesque.

[@cammarie23]

I'm ngl bestie I don't think that was intentional, I think they just needed an excuse for them to talk so there was a basis for them interacting. Though, I do think it's a good catch that you saw the parallel even if it wasn't done on purpose.

[@TenderNoodle]

That sounds cool but honestly I’ve seen this exact thing happen in like every Disney channel movie where the person is talking to someone they can’t see only to see them and then freak out for comedic effect.

[@damienearl8302]

@@charliemalick8985 I mean, I'd give them some slack, Disney's notoriously difficult on the people they hire

[@rinnh8497]

@@damienearl8302 it's the first scifi horror, but frankenstein is a reaction to the extremely optimistic scifi of Shelly's contemporaries

[@phanic.at.the.disco.]

oh man that scene is so good in the movie. lo key the reason the bride of frankenstein is a better movie lol

[@MmmPie130]

I just find it funny the fact that Addison literally has a feeling that every single new group that shows up she must fit in with them

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

[@ineshomemcardoso]

The girly pop wants to be oppressed SO bad

[@tofanpurnomowaisaka503]

Genetically at that, she's a Ditto.

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

Yes it was little bit annoying but gladly she found her “group” in Zombies 3 and now that plot is done

[@spencer5198]

​@@lauracerqueiramachado8979you watched three of these? get well soon 🙏

[@Lex_brooke]

This movie seems like it would've made infinitely more sense if they'd picked literally any other mythical creature

[@disablednotunable3542]

I was thinking the exact same thing!!

[@cheesecake1255]

Unicorns

[@deltap6967]

Black people

[@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner]

@@deltap6967 black people are mythical creatures

[@llewelynshingler2173]

Within Reason. You don't want mythical creatures that eat people, so avoid using Werewolves in the movie.

[@wslaxmiddy]

10:43 This is how you know Danny isn't a gamer, it's not a movie trope but it's a video game trope for sure. ALL Zombies are weak to fire, with the dead skin and all. Granted it doesn't make sense in this movie, since they are in fact just people with green hair

[@Groggle7141]

It's weird how they never draw attention to the fact that Addie PUNCHED Zed? They just move on, like, "Don't worry, I get punched in the face all the time"

[@LizzylovesLobo]

it turns into an ongoing joke in the series that shes like always hitting him its so weird 😭 who okay-ed that

[@msthecommentator2863]

Addison: "How could people be so mean to zombies? 😢" Also Addison: **assaults her zombie bf whenever he surprises her**

[@odenkozukii]

it's just comedic we don't gotta take a disney movie seriously

[@lunarialoonatic]

Didn’t she only punch him when they first met tho?

[@aloe8078]

@@lunarialoonatic no, she punches him in the face once every movie. My best friend and I just finished a marathon of all 3 because we wanted dumb movies to laugh at

[@mayabutlikebetter2345]

Danny really out here on the hunt for Kevin. First he ghosted him, now he calls him a cannibal. Just leave the poor boy alone.😂

[@JoeBurrowSucks]

💀

[@benhair1150]

Man is still beefing with Kevin

[@spawnpoint111]

🍓

[@_doodles01]

Ghosted 'n' roasted

[@ayesha7409]

zombies being afraid of fire actually was a thing in the original Romero movies, which means that the creators of this movie watched those and got inspired to write this. which is imo scarier than the zombies

[@egap98]

imagine you see a genuinely masterfully written analogy for racism and how despite everything some people will tear down their fellow human and you go "yes perfect material to make a DCOM musical"

[@Jacob-Sophia]

@@egap98 And that’s because in the Romero movies the zombies are allegories for racist mobs not black people. Combined with the actual racist living human mobs later in the series.

[@jaydajohn5041]

I remember Frankenstein’s zombie was scared of fire

[@evakonopka121]

​@@jaydajohn5041 is that rlly a zombie tho

[@danielomar9712]

They're coming for you , Barbara .

[@Citrus648]

13:15 I fucking love how joyous the coach looks, why did I never notice that?? Like he's just an excited lil guy :]

[@Random.I_I]

I honestly think it’s funny how Danny switches between: “zombies are just people with green hair” And “zombies are vicious monsters, who will eat people’s pets, and babies” Edit: plus how both statements are technically correct

[@ya_boi_sieem6644]

Cause he’s technically not wrong😅

[@iamcat1797]

Well to be fair that’s kind of what the movie does so I can’t blame him.

[@SIERRA_NOICEyay]

Lol

[@dustystar1224]

I remember watching a video about this movie a few years ago and ever since then I’ll randomly wonder why they didn’t make Addison’s natural hair color green even though she’s human. It feels like it would be a bigger reason for her to feel the need to cover it up.

[@fries4472]

Because they had to make room for the next 2 sequels in which she turns out to be a alien

[@azlxns]

because there’s more to that fictional town than just zombies

[@Lil.breadcrumb]

Bro tried to rain on your parade

[@fries4472]

@@vincentcircharo8259 sorry bro 😭😭😭

[@alanerrrrofavalor]

@@fries4472 alien/alpha wolf*

[@plantmage9850]

What sucks is that the zombie's struggle could have been really interesting. Creatures that are too dangerous to have full human rights have sentience forced upon them is a much more interesting angle to explore than a horrible allegory for irl racism

[@kadenholliday865]

That would be great but I don’t think Disney Channel original movies are capable of thought that deep

[@BoxingTrainingJourney]

Disney: "did you say we should include more musicals and twerking with Meg The Stallion?" Good idea.

[@Sarah-tonin]

Into the Flesh is a series which does this really well!

[@SL33PY_S4R4H]

Why is the black guy so happy💀 13:20

[@atmosphericentry0]

Danny is clearly on the quest to become every Disney Channel original movie with these titles

[@irain4927]

His theory for Addison's hair is so much better then whatever the heck the movies decided to do.

[@clxwdy]

The aliens were WILD

[@dfx13productions47]

If they make another film it’s gonna be about vampires or trolls 😂

[@panpanmonday3585]

@@dfx13productions47 or mermaid that turns out to be Addison aunt on her grandpaside

[@pancakesxoxo1064]

What is the real reason though?

[@kmch872]

​@@pancakesxoxo1064 she's an alien. No I'm not joking

[@redzebrastripes]

THE “Think, Think, Brain Blast!” PART HAD ME IN TEARS 😭😭😭

[@nicklequarter]

BRI SANEE

[@laurenmungaray3912]

13:40

[@amandabutterfly151]

I LITERALLY CAME BACK TO THIS VIDEO JUST FOR THAT PART

[@ziesnowleopard]

It’s an inside joke in my friend group now! 😂😂😂

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

He absolutely called that guy out oml

[@jawbreaker087]

13:20 I CANT STOP LAIGHING EHY IS HE SO HAPPY

[@jasperjazzie]

i love how the zombies can't have pets because people think they'll eat them, but they can go to school still...no one's too worried about the kids at school but they draw the line at dogs

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Tracks with the real USA and them not doing anything to prevent school shootings.

[@garfieldbrooks]

big "i can excuse racism but i draw the line at animal cruelty" energy

[@thecraftingskywalker298]

@@garfieldbrooksYou can excuse racism?

[@isolated_illust]

Tbf tho people care more about cute animals than other people

[@julli8078]

Dogs > kids lol

[@carij6662]

the fact that her name is eliza and she's rapping about revolution, you can really tell Hamilton was at the height of it's popularity when this was being written

[@elliewuzzup7689]

Ikr!?! It's sooooo noticable! 😭

[@Nora-no9gx]

But Angelica was the one rapping about revolution.

[@queerqueen098]

Ikr I was thinking that too

[@macabremiles]

I could have lived a long life not knowing disney made essentially a “warm bodies+teen wolf” combination movie yet here we are.

[@aceofspades5109]

they made a sequel with werewolves who lost their land to human colonizers and the credits hinted to a third movie about aliens where the girl with the platinum hair was teased to be an aliens with glowing hair

[@macabremiles]

@@aceofspades5109 what a bad day to know how to read. thanks.

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@@aceofspades5109 I wish I hadn’t known this 🥴

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⁠@@macabremiles Addison actually thinks she’s the leader of the werewolves and starts doing what’s essentially indigenous cosplay in that universe at one point so it’s even worse than it sounds.

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I started laughing out loud 😭😭😭 2:48