Danzig's Evil Bricks

[@plasmascreens8104]

When you said “jaguar in his yard” I had just assumed that he kept a living malicious cat in his yard just because he was that absurd

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

I also thought it was a creature and was actually a bit crestfallen to find out it was merely an automobile that looks like something an accountant would drive.

[@BPRbuster]

Plasmascreens -I also first thought of him actually owning a jaguar in a shitty cage in the backyard. Glad it’s just an automobile that an old lady would drive-lol!!!

[@HysteriaDelirium]

That's what I thought aswell

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

It’s not even a nice jag either

[@BoostedPastime]

@@idkwhattoputhere4695 no jag is nice 6:33 is the toyota Supra

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

I'm seriously starting to believe Danzig is a character Glenn has been trolling us with for decades. He's too good to be true.

[@MJuegaES]

I mean the man IS smiling constantly as he fucks with people.

[@jeffreymeadowcroft4730]

Glenn Danzig could have been a character in "This is Spinal Tap"

[@SavageZebra67]

Nah he is a real troll lol. The sun existed before you were born too...

[@Skooter-ko1yj]

A friend of mine allegedly met Danzig and he said that he was one of the nicest people ever

[@WarrenSummerlin]

Being a neighbor of his for a while I can tell you straight up he as normal as can be just likes messing with people and it pays to have mystery, remember that

[@lannys8660]

"Unless Danzig comments, we'll probably never know." Dude, even if Danzig DOES comment, we'll probably never know.

[@normanperkel139]

Seriously…. Do you think he can reach the keyboard?

[@scorpions1965]

@@normanperkel139 Not sure about the keyboard, but he can reach up to your mom

[@Baard5Szomoru]

​@@scorpions1965 you talk for your mom's experience 😂

[@scorpions1965]

@@Baard5Szomoru Did I hurt your emotions?😂

[@trppstar]

What a redundant comment

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

Edgy Tommy Wiseau chucking countless amounts of evil bricks into a dumpster while screaming at literally no one is the greatest thing I have ever heard.

[@anthonycristallo8044]

have a nice day spoons

[@elcidgaming]

lol that would have been great!!

[@Legitpenguins99]

What is the room?

[@HaydenX]

"You are terra-cottaing me apart!"

[@ootka4069]

Yay I was the 1k th like

[@rustyshackleford2717]

The cereal is "count chocula" and "frankenberry," only the most evil of breakfast foods

[@ThePortalGeek1337]

Ngl, Boo-Berry is far superior to Frank 'n Berry

[@Qxir]

Hahaha is that actually what the cereal is called?

[@rustyshackleford2717]

Qxir , yes, they are brands of cereal released in America around Halloween time

[@anthonycristallo8044]

i hope you have a nice day rusty

[@rustyshackleford2717]

scp 939 , thank you

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

I love Danzig-related stories. He's such a goofy little troll, it's impossible not to find the humor in how seriously he takes himself.

[@aaftiyoDkcdicurak]

He needs to take a note from Adam West.

[@knarftrakiul3881]

He is a great song writer. He has wrote songs for many big time musicians

[@scorpions1965]

@@knarftrakiul3881he’s a legend

[@elpibelol5005]

He is an autistic legend

[@e.mjohnson9675]

He's just a child at hea...-at brain.

[@rhysm.5915]

This is hilarious. Imagine the elated neighbors when Danzig clears the bricks and moves out, only for a bunch of punk rock fans to move in and bring back the bricks.

[@MrRedPasty]

I’m devastated this didn’t happen 😂

[@luthiervandros]

He dismembered someone and had each body part cast into bricks.

[@davefletch3063]

That would,have been awesome

[@comettamer]

As would be expected. If I were them I'd use the time between to pack up and sell while property value still holds. Going from being Danzigs neighbor to not Danzigs neighbor would be a surefire way to see a drop in property value.

[@jordanferguson4158]

Now all i can imagine is Danzig eating Frankenberry with his 12 cats

[@Ammi553]

I'm picturing him sitting shirtless at a table surrounded by garbage silently eating away at count chockula with cats screaming and fighting while Skulls softly plays in the background

[@FriendOfTrashPandas]

I want to say I take umbrage at the idea that count chocula and frankenberry are in any way opposed. They're both cereals based on classic horror monsters. Like, duh (???) This man is Rob Zombie except he won't wink at you to let you know he's in on the joke the way Rob does. Danzig has no "everybody's fuckin in a ufo" or even a "brick house" cover.

[@J1Duke]

Watchin' cartoons!

[@keltar4071]

@@Ammi553 saw a danzig interview video where john christ said frankenberry was his favorite cereal

[@theleanmonster3735]

Perhaps some Boo Berries? Maybe some Count Chocula?

[@rjskillz92]

Don't forget about the time Danzig wanted to move into the house in Aqua Team Hunger Force. The blood spewing from the faucets was a plus for him.

[@TheGuyInTheCheapSeats]

Aqua Teen was trying to warn us- you don't want Danzig as a neighbor.

[@KLondike5]

If he got his price we know where a million went: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJnSomxrgbCiaKcsi=h0onq0yDXPaXspU9

[@Caannnnoonn]

It's crazy to think that was THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...

[@aHedgerowFrog]

@@Caannnnoonn 💨☁☁☁☁

[@muttonbuster]

@@Caannnnoonn Longer. Testament to the health benefits of Chuck Biscuit's sugar cereal only diet, as you can clearly see I haven't aged a day since he moved in.

[@Asporez]

Danzig: ''I don't like bul***it'' Also Danzig: ''All these werewolves sightings are documented, they're all true.''

[@InfiniteRhombus]

i laughed my ass off at that

[@albertgein3082]

Hahaha

[@MichaelWaisJr]

It’s not true!! I did nawt hit her! I did naaaaawwwwtt!

[@MichaelWaisJr]

“Not this time. We’ve got you. This one’s a work of fiction.”

[@Asporez]

@@MichaelWaisJr Oh hai! Mike!

[@cheapdope]

He was planning on building a brick oven for making evil pizzas 😈🍕

[@d.lakecastle1999]

This is both hilarious and probably accurate

[@pauly260]

I GOT SOMETHIN’ TO SAY! I BAKED A PIZZA TODAY, AND IT DOESN’T MATTER MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS IT’S TASTE-TAY!

[@simarillion666]

@@pauly260 😂😂😂

[@joshdfox420]

I was thinking an evil walkway...or a a Satan alter for the sacrifices..

[@tearfulsmiles9901]

No, he was building a crypt.

[@abdelali9279]

Dude's like a character ouf of a cartoon like Billy & Mandy that escaped to live in our world, everything seems to be sooooo in character to be true

[@AlfharMcgreager-zo1en]

You read my mind My first thought was hos Delgado

[@Okbuddypal]

​@@AlfharMcgreager-zo1enAn evil, short version of Hoss Delgado

[@opiethrice8746]

Glenn danzig: picks up book "There's alot of good books in here, all documented, all true" Author on front of book: R.L. Stine.

[@outis439-A]

Lol

[@outis439-A]

But tbh that’s Montague Sommers

[@cheekibreeki904]

I don't get it.

[@Jc-xf6cj]

​@@outis439-ARL. Stein was a kids storybook writer, who's known for writing goosebumps.

[@outis439-A]

@@Jc-xf6cj i know

[@FRENKI8888]

I thought It was evil bricks of the city of Danzig in Poland.

[@RandomPerson-ef2wj]

Its Gdansk now, but I thought the same thing

[@FRENKI8888]

@@RandomPerson-ef2wj Oh, ok.

[@joined_shores_art]

I thought of that too 😂

[@brandonproductions8401]

Random Person Germany:*Heavy breathing*

[@brandonproductions8401]

Germany

[@JakeRanney]

James Hetfield making fun of Danzig's lyrics is just so funny

[@mattdad8429]

Best part

[@ImOwenWilson]

“oFf To NeVeR nEvEr LaNd” Lol even as a child I thought that shit was corny

[@scorpions1965]

@@ImOwenWilson James Shitfield

[@trancebodega2739]

they recorded a cover of the very song hes referring to in that clip

[@mandi8345]

@@ImOwenWilson Worse than, "Green hell, like every hell but kind of green in hell, green hell..." ... "...Cannot forget about the heat in hell, green hell. Hell is green, I need a flame in hell, green hell..."? I mean, if we're going to talk silly lyrics, while Metallica certainly has some cannon fodder, up against the misfits......well, its gonna be a close race.....

[@TecnicusStreetStudios]

I met Glenn Danzig at SDCC in 2012 and he was super nice and personable. He was more than happy to give an autograph and didn't charge for it either, like most of the other celebrities that were there. I've been a fan of his music for a long time, but his kindness and professionalism really solidified him as one of my favorites.

[@FormedUnique]

Most metal musicians are pretty level headed and are just dudes

[@azureoctopus9572]

This is this first time I've ever heard/read Danzig was "nice". Always been about what a dick he was and literally did the complete opposite of what you say he did.

[@The_OG_Soop]

Azure Octopus yeah he does to everyone he doesn’t like which is most people. I kinda get it honestly, just doesn’t want to pretend to like people he fucking hates. He likes his fans though.

[@silkyjohnson4519]

If a celebrity asked me to pay for an autograph I'd hit them with the pshh like Ed bassmaster

[@TecnicusStreetStudios]

@@silkyjohnson4519 99% of the time I would definitely agree with you on that, but I have a couple of signed collectible action figures that are worth significantly more after I paid $20 to get them autographed.

[@d4ngerd4n]

In the Lyrics to "TV Causality" the first line is "There are paint smears on everything I own" He wasn't lying hahah

[@SheCoughsCool]

The rest of the song's lyrics hold up as well with the look of the inside of the house, no?

[@facundocampos]

She Coughs Cool are we safe to assume he tried to feed Frankenberry to his television screen?

[@SheCoughsCool]

@@facundocampos Lets just say in the lyric "Cadillacs grazing at your grave" it isn't specified what said automobiles are grazing on exactly...I'm gonna go with Count Chocula

[@calvincoleman]

TV Casualty

[@drmatacic]

Such a good song.

[@phatase1608]

After rewatching this I can totally believe he got insulted once about the state of his property and spite took over.

[@lifesarisk9086]

you had me thinking this was going to be 13 minutes of danzig clips

[@cvetomirgeorgiev9106]

If he went to Poland he would be stabbed for not calling himself Gdansk

[@wiktorsid123]

poland resigned.@Henryk Gödel

[@viracocha6093]

DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

[@mmmdawe]

@Henryk Gödel just as the jews

[@mmmdawe]

@really dude that was france dude

[@cvetomirgeorgiev9106]

@@mmmdawe he wasn't using 26 as a random number that is exactly how long it took Poland to surrender. Can't blame them though attacked from the 2 strongest militaries and they fought hard as fuck.

[@DarthPerkins]

When Danzig was with the Misfits, he spent so much time fighting in the audience they made him buy a ticket.

[@Melody_Raventress]

😂😂😂😂

[@Melody_Raventress]

😂😂😂😂

[@Melody_Raventress]

😂😂😂😂

[@Melody_Raventress]

😂😂😂😂

[@Melody_Raventress]

😂😂😂😂

[@JonGee420]

"Can you get the blood to flow UP the wall?" Glenn Danzig

[@yaboiii64]

A.T.H.F

[@christrull7081]

Shake zoola, the mic rula, the old schoolah, wanna trip, he'll bring it to yah... Number one in the hood G.

[@jaygrizzel4883]

He doesn't wear a shirt

[@pustulio81]

And, that's ELF blood, too, it ain't cheap

[@tearfulsmiles9901]

That's why he sold this house in LA, he was a little low on the blood front.

[@TheChroniclesOfAnAverageJoe]

Those bricks are the souls of all of the missing children from the neighborhood. He turns them into bricks.

[@quijybojanklebits8750]

Nope Satan cursed his balls and he cums bricks. Such is the price one pays for fame.

[@SentientHoodii]

Danzig is Bowser?

[@allaware1971]

I've heard Danzig is actually nice in person.. Also, the bricks were sent by the robot ghost as compensation for the lack of blood from when he bought Carl's house.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Iam glad Iam not the only one who instantly thought about the robot ghost and bloody house

[@paulklein8274]

Danzig: his book collection, Documented werewolves all true. Lmao

[@NodDisciple1]

Alas, he doesn't seem to get that "recorded document" is not the same thing as "all the reports were literally werewolves and not hysteria and/or crazy people."

[@Wedoitall71]

You know, the reason he has those sideburns that follow his jawline around his face are because of the character "Wolverine" ?? Glenn Danzig is the kindof guy that would have been a nerd in school but the terrifying kind that would never have heard of you when the police interviewed him because he was the last person to see you before "the dissapearance".....

[@robertmurphy3014]

It works for Ancient Alien fans.

[@lindamaemullins5151]

@@robertmurphy3014 😂🤭

[@mrmiked138]

He’s right ...dog man ..brandenton fl

[@Sol_Invictus_]

He just seems like an edgy 13 year old that never grew out of it

[@vega8698]

This guy is literally r/iamverybadass

[@bluspectre2042]

"I told you it's not a phase, mom!"

[@iMajoraGaming]

seemingly half the comments are neo-nazis in the same state lmao

[@ve2vfd]

Bingo! You hit the nail right on the head.

[@Anuwabu]

You don't have to grow up if you make a ton of money with music.

[@bestboy138]

That was a great story. I listened to Danzig exclusively for a few years. I’ve seen him several times in Dallas TX and he always delivered. He’s a character for sure.

[@johnr797]

Exclusively, like that was the only music you listened to?

[@bestboy138]

@@johnr797 - yep

[@tabernaclejones6115]

Not even the misfits ? Just his solo band. lol

[@KennytheHedgehog619]

@@bestboy138 red flag lmao

[@CU.SpaceCowboy]

“he comes out of a clearing, and hes shaking a baby in his mouth. thats pretty cool (smiles)”

[@glenturney4750]

That baby was HIM. 😁

[@SinewRending]

@@glenturney4750 Ha-ha-ha!

[@maxj9204]

"for *ONE POINT TWO MILLION DOLLARS*" Me, being from Vancouver: "oh ok so at least he's selling it cheap"

[@mjriemen]

For the area, the price is actually probably pretty accurate. You can’t get a house in that part of LA for under $1 Million... and Danzigs house has a small yard, so that has to increase the value a little...

[@spikemcwade7114]

Right?!

[@HondaCivic-lj4ri]

Hello fellow British Columbian

[@LUNARxECHO]

I was thinking the same thing

[@smoothwarchild3683]

I will put this as an example: I live in Argentina (almost third world country). Dollar: $ 1 ARS: $ 96 I live in a chalet with an apartment, 3 rooms, 2 bathrooms, 1 huge dining room, 1 kitchen, 1 laundry room: 220 square meters, A backyard, which measures the same as the entire house.. The house is not worth a quarter of 1.2M dollars. Maybe it's not LA, but .. I'll leave it up to you.

[@glame9001]

Reminds me of the 2002 episode of The Aqua Team Hunger Force where the cybernetic ghost of Christmas past curses Carl's house into leaking blood and so Danzig guess stars and buys Carl's house.

[@jacksoncarder8103]

At first I thought “who the hell cares about bricks in someone’s lawn” then I watched the rest of the video and thought “who the hell cares about bricks in someone’s lawn”

[@SentientHoodii]

Snoody suburban types.

[@MaverickBlue42]

@@SentientHoodii Not like he lives in an HOA, or they would have run him out of there long before, likely with pitchforks, torches, and maybe a few crosses for good measure......

[@dianawackrow3777]

I have never agreed more with anything in my life

[@shinitaisenpai9057]

how about you hop on your high horse and fuck off. bricks. bricks. like you're actually talking about regular bricks. these are Danzig's EVIL BRICKS. who wouldn't care about them?

[@mikess56]

Live in LA and youll get it, stuffy suburban types move to the city and wonder why city shit happens

[@retsz]

I got something to say. I got some evil bricks today. And it doesn't matter that much to me, As long as they're red

[@anthonycristallo8044]

hahahah

[@kingmarkjames9516]

fucking funny as fuck

[@panzram31614]

Verse 2 and Chorus: Well I got somethin' to say, I raked some mortar today, and it doesn't splatter much on me like logs of cheese spread... Sweet evil bricks are waiting for labor ... to make the wall right by the fence! ... (Repeat Verse 1) Riiight byyy theee feeence! One last red brick to set! One last red brick to set! Oh oh oh oh ohwaawaa! Ohhhhh!

[@wolfmountford8740]

😂🤣

[@foxxygearreviews7754]

I got something to say I painted my ceiling today It doesn’t matter much to me As long as it dripped.

[@resdupbug]

This is brilliant, perfect balance of eeeevil and humor, wish there were more stories about this guy. Thanks for the mind blowing uploads!

[@anelpasic5232]

"You asked me my opinion, not your opinion" That is so true.

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Got a point.

[@johnr797]

@@bezoticallyyours83 nah, it wasn't true. He asked which bands he thought were bull, saw he was reluctant to name names, and added that he thought most were sincere so that Glen could rebut or argue that point. Simple as that. Glen was being edgy.

[@rawman44]

Not really.. the guy just asked him why he thought that lol

[@Justin-pe9cl]

And he couldn’t defend his opinion.

[@waynehand4600]

💯

[@DesolatorMagic]

Danzig's appearance on Aqua Teen Hunger Force was just too hilarious.

[@shawnwhalen8314]

Check out him Portlandia at the beach scene.

[@scr3wtap3]

I feel like Danzig would be enraged at today's (Oct. 21, 2019) Field of the Dead banning. Probably where he stashed his evil bricks.

[@diddlingdoom3133]

Looks like he was already living in the aqua teen house

[@The_OG_Soop]

Jamie B pretty sure that’s a reason why aqua teen put him in. They even mention Los Feliz in the episode.

[@adampierce7468]

"can you make the walls bleed up?"

[@SongJLikes]

The bricks were there to act as a wall to hide the garbage bins. Some municipalities have code violations for exposed garbage bins… and most people don’t like the way they look in front of the house… but if you have a giant (metal) stack of bricks to block the bins, you can leave em close to where you put em out for the weekly pick-up.

[@QueenConsternation]

His chimney fell down during an earthquake, which is why the bricks were in the yard.

[@michrain5872]

Danzig to his agent: "my house is dirty, buy me a new one" lol

[@garnet229]

😆Can someone tell me WHY Danzig doesn't have his own Reality series? It would be Frigging hilarious!!!

[@kimmehamehaaa7241]

He probably hates them and would refuse to do a reality show. 😂

[@garnet229]

@@kimmehamehaaa7241 😂 You're probably right! But there just HAS to be a way to somehow TRICK Danzig into doing a reality show! The LoL's would be flipping Epic!

[@Wedoitall71]

his massive ego couldnt take the beating.....

[@Wedoitall71]

He did do a bit for that Portlandia show...which surprised the hell out of me!!! How Armisen and gang made that happen is nutz!!

[@garnet229]

@@Wedoitall71 I saw that bit. It was epic! Kudos to Danzig for having a good sense of humor doing that one😊

[@camilofuentes7056]

I know danzig its kind of a cartoon character, but I can't but respect the commitment he has to having this image, if he wants to live his life like dracula or something, hey good for him!

[@DeadPixel1105]

I'm fairly certain Glenn is just trolling people with his "evil, edgy" persona. Watching clips of him make it seem like he is, in fact, NOT taking himself very seriously.

[@lindamaemullins5151]

Yep 😉😂🥰

[@alabamagreaser]

Hard to believe that Danzig would ever be accused of not taking himself very seriously.

[@albertgein3082]

Danzig don't like no tabby cat... Needs to be a shirt with him stroking the evil cat on it...

[@Krystalmyth]

Yeah no. The guy is an obvious narcissist and created a fake persona. Which is why he isolates and creates shrines to the things he actually likes like mermaids and cute things. He probably blames the world for making him have to live this way and actually hates that people like him as Danzig but he needs it to survive and so he continues conning people and being his own victim, up until he can just close the door and watch Beauty and the Beast on a portable DVD player somewhere.

[@AbuHajarAlBugatti]

@MKULTRA he is just a creep

[@emmanuelgoldstein2558]

Know who else lived next to Danzig? The Aqua Teen Hunger Force. "He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt!"

[@tank2003]

@@Emigdiosback The elfin blood will flow forever for eternity from the elfin graves, forever.

[@medjed-boi897]

@@Emigdiosback who were you again?

[@mikeyncali]

😂😂😂 all I say lost books of the Bible

[@dumoulin11]

The way he smiles when he's describing the werewolf shaking a baby in its mouth ...

[@JackFroster]

He's like what a 7 year old kid would think of if they had to come up with a 'cool guy'.

[@TotinosOtherBoy]

Lmfao, hey his music makes up for it atleast

[@anthonycristallo8044]

have a nice day jack

[@garnet229]

TheJackFroster 😆😆 Well said Jack Froster..well said!👏👏

[@garnet229]

@@chriscontact5857 😂Oh God! Reminds me of when Beavis and Butthead commented how Lemmy from Mötorhead reminded them of their neighbor that "has their car parked IN their yard and always working on it..that guy is COOL! -Huh huh!"

[@edwardthomas4951]

@@anthonycristallo8044I forget are you Euclid or keter

[@kevinr.3542]

I love this video. I have to watch it at least once a year and I can't help but mention Danzigs evil bricks anytime I hear his name.

[@catharinavonk]

‘What’s with all the bricks Danzig’ was just the funniest fucking thing I didn’t know I needed to hear today. Love the content, keep it up!

[@vawest2052]

Fell asleep watching an episode of Hoarders and woke up to this, so confused, I'm like "They emptied that house fast". Lol

[@johnstewart7619]

When I saw the inside of the house I thought either 2 things: A. He stays on tour so much he has no real reasons for having tons of furniture and stuff. The floor is messy because he has cats. B. He wasn’t even living there and had left stuff there that he planned to go back and pick up later. I’ve met Danzig and he was really cool. He’s a normal guy like anyone else. Great video btw.

[@kultur-vultur]

Its all ceiling paint that has fallen on the floor.

[@Sniperboy5551]

He definitely plays it up for the camera

[@metalheadcinema]

Misfits have always been one of my favorite bands, and Glenn Danzig has always been one of my favorite front men, not only for his voice and songwriting, but he just embodies that Horror Punk asthetic that he and Misfits pioneered, both visually and personality wise, I have never heard this story in particular but I think it's just pure gold, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "this will make you shit bricks"

[@cicadasmasher8082]

"A lot of Disney s**t in this house." When something is so evil not even Danzig wants to keep it.

[@mikeyncali]

Now that is true as f**k

[@Melody_Raventress]

😂😂 LoL

[@johnfurnish1458]

I have a Danzig story for you, although it's second-hand and kind of old. I used to be a teacher. Right after I finished my practicum and was licensed, I substitute taught until I found an appointed position. During this time, I would occasionally observe student teachers if their cooperating teacher was absent. On such an occasion, I found myself with a pleasant young lady who was a metalhead. She mentioned that she and her fiance had met Glen Danzig. One of the students remarked 'Really?' He went on to tell this tale: His buddy (who was with him) had an older sister who had gone to high school with Danzig and still had the yearbook. In this yearbook, he appeared quite obese and did not have the trademark appearance we have seen of him. They took this yearbook to a Danzig show, for which they had front-row tickets. When he was in front of them, they opened the book to his picture and put it up in front of him. He went APE-SHIT. He dove off the stage at them in a rage and it took the whole security gang to pull him off of them. They were minors but he wasn't charged. That's because they got out of there and didn't bother sticking around. This happened around 1993 as I recall, because I heard the kid tell this story in early 1995. One more thing: as you do vids on weird stuff, I recommend you research and do a video on Centralia, Pennsylvania, USA. That is a town that literally went straight down to hell. On fucking fire. Check it out.

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

the kids who shoved an old yearbook in a performer’s face are absolute losers. that’s like, out of a grade D crappy Lifetime teen movie script 😂

[@mor9n243]

​@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHimUkraine supporters are losers and he got triggered it was a funny prank 😂

[@privysorrow5120]

"What's all the bricks for?" "Ever read the Cask of Amontillado?"

[@toddwebb7521]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4m3noqXnJuqnNk

[@albertgein3082]

Yes

[@tedbunny1487]

To keep his “mother” away.

[@billwesley2213]

That was my kid’s favorite story

[@machine-shopbilly6584]

Danzig is so larger than life that I can't help but love him

[@glenturney4750]

My favorite story was when he got bitch slapped and crumbled like a house of cards right in front of everyone. 😁

[@ethansteen8880]

Ironic cause he’s 5’3

[@Laceration_Gravityyy]

@@ethansteen8880luhmao

[@sarvinyari6622]

I love that you have this fantastic chanel, 1M subscribers and still recording from your basic bedroom. Awesome! You are Rockstar.

[@inquisitor3385]

I read about those bricks years ago. The Northridge earthquake in ‘94 damaged the house and destroyed the chimney. That stack of bricks apparently was from that chimney

[@vondernacht]

correct

[@johnnynobuddy1]

It was a blind for his trash cans.

[@shintoketchup8860]

First heard Danzig in high school in1988. I love the guy. Your video makes me love Danzig more. Saw him with the Misfits a couple months ago. 10/10 would pay a ridiculous ticket price again...

[@RevanMartinez]

As a Brick Mason, and huge Danzig fan, this is hilarious to me haha. He could have built a nice walkway from the sidewalk to the front door with those 🤣🤣 or a fireplace/fire pit in the backyard

[@alexalvarado1032]

Mix count chocula and Frankenberry together for the most evil and balanced part of your breakfast

[@diddlingdoom3133]

Explanation for the couch: His cats Explanation for the rest: Evil

[@yaboiii64]

yeppers, kitties will shred things down to the wood. then they'll shred the wood too.

[@eveninglyric687]

@@yaboiii64 We have four at our house and they're pretty bad. My grandma just....taped it back together. Like she taped the couch. But somehow it worked, the couch doesn't look that bad. They still scratch on it though.

[@ritchierivas9685]

I've literally lived in a few crash pads just like this. This is surprisingly organized sort of uh" controlled madness 🤘🏼

[@johnkumpel8974]

“He lives next door to me... down the street.”

[@speedtrap420]

Glenn is actually an alright guy, this coming from someone with a goat head on his bedroom wall. I have rescue cats too, only one is black though. Compared to so many others out there from that era, he did all this for himself, not the fans. Never sold out as we say...

[@pimplepickerton]

Danzig is the man Jerry Only = Yoko Ono... (essentially)

[@turtleneckferret]

Danzig is super cool to his fans

[@zandig666]

Danzig is awesome cats r the ultimate pet if I could have 50 I would 🤟🤟🤟

[@scorpions1965]

Danzig is legend

[@zandig666]

@@scorpions1965 freakn right Noone sounded like Danzig Noone!!!!!!

[@chanted1558]

Obviously he was planning to build a makeshift crematorium in the backyard to roast all the bodies in his creepy haunted house but then the neighbors made him clean up his F----ing bricks and he was like "F---k this! I'm moving to Halloween town where I'm appreciated!!" 🤣🤣🤣 BTS. That walkthrough was like a horror movie POV. I was waiting for him to appear in a doorway with a chainsaw.

[@chrisfields123]

I can confirm this story. I have a couple friends who spoke with Danzig about the bricks and he DID respond angrily.

[@ironwoodnf]

"I don't like the new shit." Me too glenn me too

[@mikeyncali]

I like the old stuff and his guitarist was bad ass

[@bookaufman9643]

I grew up in the suburbs of Houston Texas and then a early '80s and '90s going to see bands like the Misfits and the Bad brains. It's kind of cool to see that these bands have gained nearly mythic status and to me they were just a couple of bands that I liked amongst a whole lot of other really good Punk and hardcore musicians. One thing about Danzig that kind of ties him to guys like Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys and Ian MacKaye of Minor threat is that all three of them were crowd lecturers. I have to say that Ian and Jello were far worse and quite often politically driven but Glenn Danzig could be a complete asshole too if somebody threw a can that was 5 ft away from him or somebody bumped him when they were jumping off the stage. Obviously that footage of him getting knocked out cold made a lot of people happy but you still have to recognize how good the Misfits were and how his crooning vocals stood out amongst a lot of yelling by other hardcore bands I also saw Danzig a couple of times and Samhain a couple of times as well. There was a long period where he had pretty much destroyed his voice and those shows were pretty bad. I saw the Misfits once without him and it was much much better than it had been with him at the end of his time with them. Whoops. I just noticed that I was rambling so I'm done.

[@turtleneckferret]

Ok, so I'm going to tell the story of when I met Danzig. After seeing him in Knoxville at the Bijou theater I made my way to his bus. Quite often Danzig is very cool to his fans and makes time for anyone that wants to meet him. He sat in the driver's seat of the bus and we were allowed to walk up the bus stairs to greet him one at a time. It was an ingenious way to meet his fans without being mobbed. Well, I walked up the stairs with my friends behind me. The guy in front of me asked Danzig to sign his poster. The poster was a bootleg and not an official poster which infuriated Mr Danzig. The poster was seized and the individual was denied his autograph. I on the other hand brought nothing to sign but I did have a dollar bill in my pocket so that's what I gave him to autograph. He obliged with no reservation. As I humbly Departed I watched my buddy walk up and greet Mr Danzig. He had nothing for Danzig to sign so he asked if he could have one of Danzigs fingerless gloves that he wears on stage and hadn't had the time to take off yet. To our surprise Danzig said he would make a deal with my friend. The deal was his glove for my friends life. That's a true story!!!

[@goddessoflesbians1153]

Dayyyyyyym

[@magnesjberg24]

did he get the glove?

[@zombiasnow1565]

🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@lucemluna8850]

Lmao 💀😂

[@glenturney4750]

Danzig has anger issues that a thousand years of therapy wouldn't fix. He grew up without getting the belt across his ass from his mom, or dad. He's HARDLY an asset to society who only teaches others how to be liabilities to communities.

[@wozzer2727]

I lay an evil brick most morning, trouble is no-one would wanna pay for it.

[@mace8873]

@Dick Johnson BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:-D

[@tearfulsmiles9901]

My bricks seem to be made of some type of explosive mud...

[@wozzer2727]

@Insert Name Here I just wondered how much you charge for your satanic vindaloo bricks?

[@juggernaut7_]

What have I been unfortunate enough to stumble upon O_O

[@revscottymaelstrom]

Maybe a brick, maybe building a clay pot...

[@venusiinfurs]

This was very well made

[@kimmehamehaaa7241]

Danzig just got so much more relatable to me. He always has been, but damn... I get it. Dude was probably using the bricks to cover up the garbage cans, plus it's his damn house, he should be able to have bricks in his yard if he wants! I would absolutely be out there loudly removing the "offending" bricks too lol nosy ass neighbors.

[@hardluckwoman0777]

You made more sense than anyone ever. I see the trash cans. He was hiding them. Bricks are nicer than looking at trash cans

[@kavalogue]

What gets me is we have a punk legend living in a mansion that he bought specifically because it looks haunted, and is just living his life and people are like oh my god look at this weird man with bricks and a creepy house. I don’t get it seems like people just wanna judge someone

[@barryholt9564]

Unbelievable, the f÷%king neck on some people- I mean, WHO fraudulently gets an appointment to view some dude's house on the pretence that they're interested in buying, just so they can have a good nose about while 'freak-pointing', uploading video for generalised amusement, and all the time THEY are on their high-horse being all judgemental about the owner (a 'metaller', AND a bachelor!), and his private home. Incidentally, I've seen plenty gaffs a lot worse than his! Not even ONE drum of acid with a body decomposing inside? Why, guy isn't even TRYING..!

[@johnr797]

@@hardluckwoman0777 a huge pile of bricks, stacked deep, to cover the view of trash cans from one certain angle? That makes sense? Why not get rid of the damn trash cans?

[@rawman44]

@@kavalogue That's just how it goes. If you do weird stuff, it attracts attention, whether you like it or not

[@sid2112]

This is why my nearest neighbor is a half mile away. I can have anything I want in my front yard and the only people to see it are the people who live here.

[@croozerdog]

Give me your house please

[@sid2112]

@Ray Jones Tied up in the cellar! The shed is for dismembering and baggage only!

[@Keranu]

He doesn't even have a dual analog controller for his PS1. Truly hardcore.

[@platformstrange1794]

Tbh it looks like a house that is only occupied between tours. Housework would be the last thing on your mind after 6 months on the road. Disney + occult = Danzig...

[@darthanddedeu2580]

Pretty much this, I lived out of suitcases from 19-36, never had a proper couch or bed til 37, my home base apartments/flats looked very similar, but God damn it I did pay for a cleaner when I was around.

[@shastamonecke6785]

I originally thought this video was gonna be about the old German city of Danzig and a story about how the bricks of it was built with were cursed or something

[@kamildabrowski1229]

Shasta Monecke *polish 😘

[@shastamonecke6785]

Kamil Dąbrowski When referring to the city during the time it was German administered or if you are speaking about it in the German language, it’s called Danzig. And yes I know it was originally a polish city and is one today but it’s also very famous as a German city in Prussia and Germany prior to the world wars

[@MrCoolguy425]

Kamil Dąbrowski Gdańsk is the polish city and its current name, as such when talking about the current city you would say Gdańsk, whereas if you were to bring up the historical city before the world wars or during the world wars you would state Danzig Similar to why you would refer to Volgograd as Stalingrad during world war 2

[@victormoan8267]

I lived right around the corner from his place for years. Would sometimes see him in the yard. I wondered what was up with those bricks. Figured he was planning to build a wall and just never got around to it. One night i saw the light from the television flickering in an upstairs window. I tossed a coin. Glenn rushed to the window and stuck his head out. Looking around. We laughed pretty hard as we ran off.

[@Jimbob6514III]

Dude I burst out laughing, you’re a legend for that.

[@LDuke-pc7kq]

Honestly the home state just tells me depression and other sad things evolved to let it become that way; Glenn, as a true fan I would be glad to help you paint and clean up your home if you ever would like, offer always open🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@WetWookie1988]

He’s a man who likes to live simple. Nothing wrong with that.

[@mikebussy3334]

I don't have furniture, FTW.

[@WetWookie1988]

Mike nothing simpler than that.

[@rhysm.5915]

Know I'm kinda late, but one thing not mentioned in the video is that Danzig seems to have owned another place in LA since the early 2000s, and it seems much nicer. Maybe the Evil Bricks house was just where he went to get in the zone for writing or something. virtualglobetrotting.com/map/glenn-danzigs-house/view/google/

[@Scent_Library]

Lol, simple doesn’t mean filthy. But hey, I asked for your opinion, not mine.

[@briandonovan6546]

ha you can be minimalist and also clean...in fact if youre a minimalist its a lot easier to keep shit clean and neat.

[@ShiolaValntn]

if you're wondering, I saw Danzig perform a few days ago. Glenn still wears that belt buckle

[@rriotghoul]

God damn. At this point that belt buckle needs to be in a museum.

[@victoriaevelyn3953]

I just imagine this guy puts on this dark image because he was bullied alot in school and deep down hes really a soft brush

[@Justin-pe9cl]

Relatable.

[@tvela595]

So who thought that the kitty litter was for the "jaguar in the backyard"?

[@buggs9950]

It's a British car, it leaks.

[@Pladderkasse]

The idea of Danzig cleaning his garden, whilst shouting his discontentment like an enraged teenager cleaning his room, is hilarious.

[@MrAztek]

Lol I love how he’s wearing a misfits shirt while talking about him

[@simarillion666]

@MKULTRA Krist is like that wholesome grandfather now, and I love it.

[@midgardland7821]

He's going to get his ass kicked if he hasn't already

[@glenturney4750]

Danzig: "I LIKE ME. Who do YOU like?" 😡 What a self centered buffoon.

[@aelius3805]

Danzig loving cats just makes me think he is super cool.

[@zombiasnow1565]

Every cat lover is super cool!

[@t.kahraba763]

The picture of him carrying the cat litter is hilarious 😂

[@aelius3805]

@@t.kahraba763 Evil cat litter for his evil cats.

[@jevinday]

You're too funny. This is such a fucking great story that I would have never knew about if not for you. Thank you for cheering me up, for real.

[@Fallen_Ninja]

When you never stop edge-lording.

[@bananaman9783]

I'm pretty sure that all Danzig does all day is eat a gigantic bowl of cereal, and come up with spooky things

[@Kolljak]

his house looks like a 12 year old boy never got told to pick up his room.

[@_LoveEveryone]

I lived down the street from Danzig in Los Feliz. The game was to jump over his fence to steal a brick. I have still have one!

[@cherifurbaby]

"Why aren't you married?" "'cos I'm not an idiot..." LOLOLOL!

[@stinkypony613]

"And i want to clean my house on my terms!"

[@hyacinthbucket3803]

Best reason ever!

[@falseofdoom7919]

RMART MAN, I should of listened to him along time ago.

[@anglosaxiphone8246]

The real Genie of Death was the marriage we made along the way.

[@futsurepolaris6304]

I was anxiously looking up pictures of “Danzig Jaguar” trying to see him with a big pet jaguar. It didn’t occur to me it was a car.

[@los_pollo_owner]

That’s what I assumed, I wouldn’t pass Danzig as a guy who wouldn’t have a real pet jaguar

[@wezcurrie4040]

Blackest of the black Darker than night Danzig will stroke His evil bricks tonight See he comes He comes now Builders yard oblivion

[@badinage1]

That’s awesome.. ! You had me at “blackest of the black..” what a lovely song to have stuck in my head... I love that shit.. it’s better than the one that’s currently on a loop in my mind... here you can grab it for a while .. Manamana... Manamana

[@AliasUndercover]

I like Danzig, but I wouldn't be friends with Glen.

[@outis439-A]

bro first 4 danzig albums. Samhain stuff. cmon

[@OnlyUkeThatMatters]

This is the kind of Danzig journalism we need 🙏🏻

[@tnerbtnerb5136]

He feels like an overly edgy teen that grew into a crazy, buff adult. The fun kind of crazy.

[@tedbunny1487]

I like Danzig’s song “Mother.” It was cool when his mother came to his concert.

[@kevinmiller2676]

The pink cereal is FrankenBerry a Frankenstein themed cereal; definitely Danzigs breakfast

[@KALASgodpills]

For what it is worth, Danzig sold original pages of comic book art ( lots of x-men ,wolverine if I remember correctly ) at the San Diego Comic Con. I remember seeing his booth at the , at the time, new convention center. He just put up 3 card tables on 3 sides of a booth space and had piles of original art that people would just shuffle through as much as they would. A booth like that today would probably have white gloved lawyers.

[@tnerbtnerb5136]

I wonder if this explains the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Danzig buys Carl's recently haunted house for a million dollars.

[@McCecilburger]

he’s like a muscular dwarf

[@peter_piper3004]

Props on properly pronounce Samhain as Sowin. So many people say Samm-hayn

[@Qxir]

Believe it or not loads of people have tried to angrily correct me on this, despite it being a Gaelic word and I'm Irish :b

Here in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 everyone pronounces it correctly. Like you. We properly celebrate Samhain in Edinburgh.

[@curtiskretzer8898]

@@Qxir the obvious escapes the obtuse

[@davemather138]

Doesnt matter its how you pronounce it fir the band lol

[@Ishbu101]

Irish people angrily correct me online when I say they speak "gaelic"... they claim they speak Irish or gaelige. Any truth to this