What's the deal with MOHG and THE WEIRD EGG THING?

[@yosata.]

22:33 “he is ugly” “he is literally maidenless” “he has no friends” “and has spent most of his life locked away in a room” holy shit am i mohg

[@Turaloid]

do you have a younger brother that looks like a little girl?

[@emperordalek102]

No your yo mama

[@OXhuls]

Yeah but you are subscribed to him. So no worries there

[@proudherouser4069]

@yosata we are all mohg. that's the real prepare to cry.

[@AC-hj9tv]

He like me fr 😂😂

[@mb-rc4zu]

So it turns out Miquella was the moghlester all along.

[@orly4672]

Now this is where the cookie crumbles

[@chelgonzalo]

The Miquellester

[@viljamtheninja]

Still wouldn't look good in court though. "You don't get it, your honor! That boy is like... *really* charming, I just couldn't help myself, I HAD to bring him home to my house! He was asking for it!"

[@LyGon-pw5mt]

@@viljamtheninjaThe person from the elite class who was known to be capable of brainwashing people brainwashed a racial minority. I think it should be fine in court. (As long as its not under the Golden Order)

[@snudu]

my boy mogh finally beat the allegations

[@fermyonds]

I tell you what the deal is, its called loving your relative. So wholesome mr Mohg

[@amphiptered.5355]

A little too much love.

[@shira_yone]

I kept being reminded that it's not unheard of for nobles back then to really love their relatives

[@fermyonds]

@@shira_yone I'd go as far as to say that it was the norm in certain places. The "Habsburg Jaw" exists for a reason

[@TheBlubberWhale]

Alabama-type love

[@rgzgr]

I'm gonna do it this time. I have been waiting for this moment for twenty centuries. Now, I have found you, alone, scared. I'm going to say it, I'm going to remind you to stay hydrated and fixing your posture.

[@michaelaguilera6946]

Finally! A lore video that will explain the meaning when Mogh said “It’s Moghlesting time” and Mogh’d all over the place

[@timdiggity]

Fun fact: The elevator that can go both up and down is a clever narrative allusion to an elevator in Dark Souls 3, which also has the strange ability to go up, but also down as well. Miyazaki’s mind is fascinating.

[@Shoebil]

19:22 "His body is actually fully modeled inside of it, and we can see that he's on his way to becoming a much taller and stronger being. Effectievely, Miquella was Eggmaxxing in order to become a cracked Giga-Yolk."

[@gasterblaster6943]

Nice, eggmaxxing, i thought that was only a bird thing

[@allthe1]

Birderffly

[@yikes6969]

Yea I watched the video

[@leonardo9259]

Yes I also watched the video, very useful

[@rk13567]

Peak script-writing

[@бвд-б2т]

nah drake got cooked

[@emperordalek102]

Chris hansen: Why don't you take a seat mohg.

[@lemonlefleur6236]

“What were you planning on doing if I hadn’t walked in Mohg!?” “I…I don’t know…nothing…” “Mohg you’re naked! You expect me to believe you weren’t going to do anything!?” “Well…maybe I’d have started a dynasty…”

[@emperordalek102]

chris hansen: well im chris hansen from to catch a mohg-lester

[@wrathofthegods4739]

This comment and replies got me cracking up 🤣

[@emperordalek102]

this blewup.

[@coleblack784]

Bet he'd sit down and try to talk his way out of it too. Chris has the psychic ability to make people sit down when you would think they'd run.

[@jeremybaas3372]

Nothing like a fresh Dark Tark vid to bless the Friday

[@anorak4557]

heell yeah brother

[@ved95]

"Hey Lois, Miquella is mine, and mine alone"

[@Mohmar2010]

Mohglester was actually Mohglested Truly a prepare to cry moment

[@ezekielcoronado700]

I cant wait for miquela to say, "tarnished you are the elden ring: shadow of the ertree."

[@hot_soup4319]

Mohg was a *victim!* #JusticeForMohg #MiquellaIsOverParty

[@AlexiRoussos]

The Mohglester is just trying to enjoy the rest of his days with his beloved

[@martinstastny2495]

Minor

[@kaden-sd6vb]

well, something tells me there aint too many of those days left. just a few weeks left until Malenia's sleep paralysis demon turns his notably-obstructed gaze towards the Lord of Blood.

[@FairtradeBanana]

The Miquellester

[@AlexiRoussos]

@@FairtradeBanana 🤣😭🤣

[@rudrajoshi7075]

This did NOT age well

[@Dusknight.]

2:25 that aint the WORST snowstorm ive ever seen. frigid outskirts still haunts my dreams

[@ibragimowbekhan0987]

Ds 2 my beloved ❤

[@Mavuika_Gyaru]

No one played ds2

[@Colonsworth423]

​@@Mavuika_Gyarui did

[@justinmacdonald2102]

Mogh spent his teenage years in Yharnam, thats the best explanation and I will not be taking questions

[@mihirlavande]

Justice for Mohg. #Mohglested

[@NyTwL]

he got miquellested

[@Shoebil]

The title is exactly what i said when i came across Mohg and his weird egg.

[@truthchanMSV]

"Red makes things go faster" At least 3 times as fast, right?

[@qweroty2195]

The Moghlester was actually the Moghlested all along

[@jasonheath7045]

Justice for Mohg

[@S4my-no2no]

Mohg also has a multi-million dollar beauty company advertised towards albinaurics to turn them into moisturised blood albinaurics. That’s canon. It’s in the lore.

[@birdup2141]

didn't know the Yura situationship was in the lore, deductive skills like that would look great on my resume

[@Rathial]

I spent so long messing with the weird egg thing trying to get something to happen during that first week of elden ring. Can't wait for the dlc I'm sure it will be awesome af

[@theeternalbruh1267]

I like how you actually give good info, but mix it with comedy, love it

[@LeBabbleRabble]

i appreciate the london monster parallel with varre's bouquet. extremely deep cut.

[@acoldite2035]

10:02 idk about the albinaurics outside the rose church, that might just be because the church is at liurnia. I always thought they were albinaurics who got lost in the consecrated snowfield and took the teleported to mohgwyn dynasty thinking it led to the haligtree, where they always wanted to go.

[@bug_under]

Peak video writing eggmaxxing rn

[@Username_3urv7]

I love how this game is about communities and the importance of family roles.

[@deazee2288]

the biggest prepare to cry moment about this is that the voice line of Mohg yelling "SEX" was cut

[@EianJolin]

MOHG BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS MIQUELLA WAS THE TRUE PREPARE TO CRY

[@k1cksforbra1ns]

I was so glad to find out there was a deal with Mohg. Truly one of the deals

[@el_gatoNegro]

5:21 The Mohgwyn Palace rune farm joke is very clever and made me almost die from laughter.

[@ixarofthebargains493]

Mohg really did beat the allegations huh

[@TatcheeClips]

I absolutely love your videos, your editing style is absolutely perfect for this type of content! Great work once again fam

[@arktisch36]

This is a real Mohg moment.

[@shidfard4563]

A Mohgment

[@richerdos1121]

Just defeated Mohg and came here to KZbin to find more about the cocoon. Learned nothing more than what I already knew, still watched the entire video. This guy is a hidden gem.

[@jingchaoye]

i cried while watching this. such a prepare to cry for moug. 😢😢😢

[@FallDogBombzTheMoon]

12:37 I think she was our old maiden but, just like us, lost the guidance of the grace and unlived. When we got the grace back, She just didn’t.

[@oscarsanchez577]

The small clip of command and conquer generals made me love this channel even more.

[@Hepheat75]

When you realize pigeons are the true lore of Elden Ring

[@TriXt3R_]

I finally decided to put down that I'm subscribed to your channel on my resume safe to say I'm doing pretty well at target now

[@djspicy8286]

I love these videos so much you should consider maybe doing some Skyrim elder scrolls content? Perhaps? For the canon? For the lore?

[@johnnyalejandro4717]

Im hoping for the same thing.

[@DarkTark]

I've considered doing Morrowind stuff but I have no idea when I'll get around to that if ever.

[@forgottenashes8299]

​@@DarkTarkHonestly, you could cover the lore of a chinesse bootleg peppa pig game and I'd still be interested. your storytelling skills and humor are amazing man

[@vShadie]

these are my favorite lore videos please never stop

[@lemonarque9927]

Honey wake up New Dark Tark vid just dropped

[@anonfinally1692]

Ah I see you finally met Moghlester

[@rudrajoshi7075]

You mean the mohglested

[@lemonnomel9416]

There's something about the sad Persona 4 music with the deadpan that just makes too much sense in my head

[@thetruephoenixful]

Everyone apologize to Mohg right now

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Will there be a sound clip of RDR2 - May I, Stand Unshaken in this video? Most likely.

[@gromadon1144]

Of course there will be. That's canon, it's in the lore.

[@cladvahd6155]

That is some tragic lore, prepare to cry.

[@defix998]

Definitely a Mogh moment

[@cainejohnson4611]

It feels like I’ve been waiting for this video for years

[@zacharygendreau6470]

Poor mohg got miqluested and this is the treatment we give him?

[@mohammedbaig9569]

There are a few holes in the "varre killed our maiden" theory. One of them being how did he even get to the chapel in the first place. Second being he can tell we're maidenless by the fact that we visibly aren't accompanied by one lol. Third and most importantly being why would he kill her? It's a big show of faith to kill your maiden yourself. Killing a random maiden still works, but isn't as big. It would be in his best interests for our maiden to be alive so we can kill her ourselves. Especially since without a maiden we are likely to die and he loses a potential follower. Ofc it's also possible it was him. He could have gotten to the chapel the same way we did, through the four belfries. He could have killed our maiden to manipulate us easier and sent us off to kill another tarnisheds maiden to reduce competition and manipulate them later. What he gets in return is a stronger tarnished who doesn't have a maiden, nor needs one, and can be molded and used as he pleases(or so he thinks) However I still think it wasnt him and the most likely answer is the most obvious, it being the grafted scion that killed our maiden

[@Thumb_]

He ‘invaded’ her the same way the bloody fingers do. He killed her because that’s what the blood cult does.

[@nightscout9979]

The Grafted Scion can access the Chapel of Anticipation, so there's presumably some kind of alternate route that the player character does not find in the lore. Also, Varre can potentially warp via invasions. As for why Varre would kill a Finger Maiden, he'd immediately have an easy target for scouting into the dynasty, or else he could ensure victims if the Godrick Knight using Bloody Slash at Fort Haight might indicate that Mohg has been trying to start an alliance with Godrick. Varre also never seems to consider that killing a Finger Maiden could lead to a loss of strength from runes, so he might just not care. Alternatively, Varre might think that Mohg's followers and slaves can be strengthened by Bloodflame. Judging from its dramatic entrance leaping up from the lower cliffs, the Grafted Scion had probably only just reached the Chapel of Anticipation. Varre also curiously might know where people who end up in the sea near the Chapel of Anticipation are carried to the mainland, so he'd know exactly where to intercept any Tarnished whose Finger Maidens he just murdered.

[@philbuttler3427]

Your joke writing is next level. I need to eggmax so I can make max gigajokes like you.

[@azharrizvi8472]

Wake up Miquella, Dark Tark just uploaded

[@spork8655]

I just finished your Farum Azula video, and hey what do you know? Fresh vid off the presses!

[@rudrajoshi7075]

Turns out poor mohglester got miquellested all this time

[@ViHatesCorpos]

22:19 isnt that where you're supposed to find your clothes?

[@kadensnyder911]

I’ve been yearning for this one

[@captaincairoPT]

Came for the Elden Ring content, but stayed for the pigeon lore.... Shit's deep

[@W.H.138]

Always knew it was Miquella. What kind of psycho designs a place like the haligtree?

[@LoordDoggo]

Help, my resume is so tracedental that I can't find a job. I'm always told: "You are too good for this job, we do not want to waste a talented existence such as you."

[@Shoebil]

Hey Dark Tark, i actually have "Subscribed to Dark Tark" on my resume in small text in the bottom. Happy to say i got the job and i can vouch for it look great on my resume!

[@shingoji524]

This one didn't age quite so well.

[@westhunder_0]

Turns out the egg was the miquellester

[@sharizarder]

2:25 worst snowstorm? KKKKKKKKKKKKK MY BROTHER IN CHIRST FRIGID OUTSKIRTS

[@JacobLaRow]

He was not the moghlester, he was miquellested

[@PatrickGoBrrrr]

You’re my favorite KZbinr right now! Hilarious

[@zakanyimen]

Finnaly a new video to put on my resume

[@Artufex.]

It's a good day when Tark posts a vid

[@HSNetwork948]

My coque biguè 🌝 You won’t know what this comment said

[@GM-xk1nw]

Yeah, that was a video of the official bandai namco yt channel

[@shroomian2739]

God damn he PACKIN

[@brickguy9331]

thats why he's the impaler

[@Calimc07]

Remember Insomniac’s 17 inches of Venom

[@nivolcm_]

Messmer is giving venom a run for his money

[@AndroidNoir-L06k]

truly the land between brotherly love is wide and deep.

[@matttattack54]

Oh my god. Yes. Just absolute yes. So glad we're getting a DLC so that DarkTak can help me understand what's the deal with it

[@pikilboy]

I love darktark cause he’ll bring up a super important lore part and then use it as a segway for something random and funny, i mean he literally just talked about pigeons for 5 minutes

[@Vinexee]

The king has returned on the best day of the week

[@Friedbaboons]

I can’t believe that commander O’Neill is actually Ahab. Bravo Miyazaki, you truly are the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain by Hideo Kojima

[@guyinshirt_]

Finally a new video!! Don't worry Tark we know you were just busy helping Kendrick write his diss tracks. Welcome back!

[@aatired7307]

15:45 Mohg, Lord of Moisturizer

[@ace2311]

Mogh actually escaped the allegations😭

[@compatriot852]

Heard that bringing in the Chris Hansen summon gives you a serious buff against Mohg

[@Svoorhout85]

How about a mod that adds "Have a seat over here!" when you use that item to stun him.

[@dr.calibrations7984]

Apologize to Mohg

[@WaveFe]

I dont even have to watch the video knowing that liking it will look great on my resume

[@Badborne]

Average dark tark video: turns form being complete joker to being a incredibly intelligent philosopher

[@BucketDelAwesome]

Thank Dark Tark for exploring the true meaning of Elden Ring, pigeons and moisturizer

[@austin31bennett]

Ahhh yeahhhh our FAVORITE Antarctican is back AGAIN with another certified banger 😤💪🥳

[@scarecrow8515]

The Return Of The King.

[@Whos_real]

15:35 As an evil sunz player I approve this message.

[@bsthemo8340]

6 seconds into the video and I already laughed You’re good

[@may335]

YOURE TELLING ME I COULDVE GLOATED OVER VARRE NOOOO

[@DudeNamedDude1776]

I actually love the theory that Varre killed our maiden! It makes sense that Mohg wouldn't want competition and it would make it easier to have us join them.

[@AC-hj9tv]

My lore theory is that the two fingers represent fingerbanging

[@GB-sh9st]

You're getting better at this

[@decblair2640]

Wake up honey, new Dark Tark just dropped

[@artoriapendragon3234]

you mention the Sephiroth reference with Mogh's wings but NOT Yura's LONG sword? XD

[@dev4159]

Mohg liked blood so much that when he tasted the formless mother blood man went crazy.

[@blackout12344]

Love the part where mohg says "it's mohging time!" And just mohged everyone, trully a elden ring moment of all time

[@OfficialQuerppMusic]

Your videos are wildly entertaining

[@kaedinjurek2275]

MGS AND WARHAMMER REFERENCES????? incredible

[@moonrabbit2334]

Truly one of the lore videos of all time

[@largegoop]

Not going to lie, I almost cried when Rude Buster didn't play in the outro

[@Silly_Illidan]

Watching this eased the pain of my sciatica

[@Mxxyay]

The pigeon sworn oath off cannibalism has me dying 😂