GAME SINS | Everything Wrong With Cyberpunk 2077

[@KeiGambit]

The game was designed for a Street Kid playthrough, you can tell. The game is about hating corpos, and no one brings it up when you are one... same with nomads.

[@Wolfstarzan]

And they haven't a different dialogue for the gender locked romances.

[@BlackxExorcistitsyaboi]

I feel like the game was designed for corpo play through. No one hates big corps more than someone who worked for one and lost that juice. Plus some dialogue options actually helped me since i could finesse or see the finesse when I was getting played by the few corpos we talked too

[@KeiGambit]

@@BlackxExorcistitsyaboi but the game BARELY acknowledges that you were a corpo. It makes no sense to be corpo. the dialogue options are shallow and its pretty clear they wanted you to play as street kid.

[@tonybussoli1676]

agreed, street kid definitely feels the most natural and fitting for the rest of the overall story, not to mention the amount of dialogue options you get as Street Kid

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@BlackxExorcistitsyaboi I did enjoy the option to start as a Corpo, but I would have preferred it if the Life origins were much more different. I wish the Corpo path allowed you to play as a badass Spy/Hitman with no moral code, instead its just Mad Max Gangster, Gangster, and Punished Gangster.

[@dataecto6135]

"I dont play RPGs to roleplay as a recyclable can collector" Me, collecting cans in Yakuza Like A Dragon everytime I play: huh

[@darknesswave100]

Well to be fair collecting cans in yakuza is fun as hell lol

[@changsiah2]

fallout 4 and 76 but ya

[@-TakingSomeLs]

Me in fo4

[@thedeepfriar745]

Astral Chain for me but in that game recycling cans gets you +50 xp per can you recycle

[@Dark_Mishra]

I play that role too, especially in games like Witcher 3 and Fallout 4 where literally every piece of junk now has some form of use.

[@Pr0manStream]

"the biggest sunk cost fallacy" You clearly haven't heard of Star Citizen yet.

[@steffenmuhle6517]

Please don't sabotage the witch hunt we're enjoying here.

[@weirdeurasianboy8091]

SC is vaporware Cyberpunk actually released.

[@switchplayer1016]

SC at the current rate it's going is going to celebrate its 10th year in development.

[@sirocco2810]

Let's stick to games that actually released, for the sake of argument.

[@Ramsey276one]

The Everything Wrong for that one will just be A KZbin PLAYLIST XD

[@Kinos141]

"Panam is introduced ass first" I don't see how's that a sin.

[@qirenlu8]

You can actually meet Panam before this mission. He clearly didn’t play it through

[@rerecycled7507]

@@qirenlu8 I agree, unless you came across Panam at the afterlife before you can interact with her in any way you didn't experience the game fully and have no right to criticize.

[@michaelspicer3122]

Should have been a sin removed

[@seanrydell112]

'cause panams a boring and annoying character

[@strahinjagov]

@@seanrydell112 this ain't it chief

[@jaylaoliver6725]

This game just proves that you should keep your expectations low and don’t pre-order

[@mathieuosakue8449]

Amen 🙏

[@IamaPERSON]

Pretty much. Reminds me of a quote, but I forgot who said it.

[@jlev1028]

@@IamaPERSON You mean, "Keep your expectations low and you will never be disappointed"? Kratos said that in God of War 4.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jlev1028 yes, that one! Thanks for the info!

[@IamaPERSON]

@Mcheetah could you please elaborate? Because if game companies didn't make anymore consoles, gamers wouldn't worry so much about them.

[@namekman01]

"the mantis blades of 50 years ago are the same as the matis blades 2077" you know the colt 1911 is a pistol developed in 1911 and its still used today bc its just that reliable. its not that outlandish that a weapon in the past is still a weapon today. if i saw a guy with a machete covered in blood i wouldnt go "PFFFFF i can take him, swords are bronze age technology"

[@AlphaI250]

Well if you were attacked by someone with a machete and you had a gun I'm sure you'd actually laugh your ass off

[@namekman01]

@@AlphaI250 yep, and with my 100% crit chance legendary burya i laughed at mantis blades too, but that didnt make the blades less scary, or me less likely to have them installed

[@thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001]

Yes but there also was still changes made to the 1911. Hell, even the differences between the world war 1 model and the A1 come to mind. The 1911 nowadays is often a far cry from its original, with better parts and sights, rail options, magazine sizes and caliber changes.

[@BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian]

You one of those dues lol "sUrViVeD tWo WoRlD wArS"

[@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски]

@@thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001 And even then it's still a bit less of an antiquated relic of a bygone era, especially when compared to a Glock or a Beretta. It's just that Yanks love it because they did 4 wars with it (WWI and II, Korea, Vietnam) and it's become iconic there.

[@kratosGOW]

A boob rendering technology joke mixed with an insult to scalpers joke? Bravo!

[@heisenbergw.w8247]

whats an scalper. he also mentioned netwatch while the gang name was voodoo boys

[@kratosGOW]

@@heisenbergw.w8247 No, Netwatch and the Voodoo Boys both want Johnny’s construct.

[@heisenbergw.w8247]

wrong, netwatch only wants to control voodoo boys not fucking up the new net

[@szwagier50]

@@heisenbergw.w8247 Late but a Scalper is someone who buys a product, or a mass supply of them(to the point they get sold out), then sells them on the internet for a higher price to make a profit out of it.

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

@@szwagier50scalpers are people like that who do that with limited supply items like concert tickets or the like

[@EL-ISS]

"why would an A.I. controlled taxi have a steering wheel?" It's explained in the Delamain story line that he was originally operated by humans and then the factory and cars got automated afterward. And regardless of such explanation why wouldn't they? Some of them break down so you'd need a human to override it lol.

[@KeiGambit]

There's even a mission where the car bugs and YOU have to drive it back.

[@EL-ISS]

@@KeiGambit lol exactly.

[@roshawn1111]

Yeah this video is just jumping on the hate train, there is a ton of mis information in it.

[@petesampras3188]

@@roshawn1111 he jumped on the hate train?, look at his channel :D

[@swapbriarASMR]

@@petesampras3188 there is no 'nitpicking' disclaimer

[@Tywil714]

9:20 hit the nail on the head with that one it really feels like "The Pickup" misson in Act 1 is the only misson in the game that has true branching paths and multiple choices and consequences every misson after it feels linear and the choices dont really make a big impact.

[@zakanyimen]

Trailer/demo level syndrome.

[@unclebayek8923]

@D𐍉nͥէmͣiͫndMe43シ “Search and Destroy?” The one where Takemura can be saved

[@gnarlyboyjai]

The pickup, one of the first missions they showcased...I really thought the whole game was gonna be like that smh

[@valor1omega]

The only mission like that is with the melstorm siding with them or the corpo, and if you crack the encryption on the card from the corpo woman or not on the card to keep the money for yourself. Also the cyberpsycho missions you can choose to kill them or spare them. Also if you screw up stealth related missions and later on do a high profile stealthy related mission perfectly you will get complemented by a highly surprised fixer.

[@dzonydzas4964]

River can die. You can anger Judy and Panam so much they delete your number. There are multiple endings to the Paralez questline. Barry can be saved (or not) from suicide. You can change the outcome of Judy's questline at the end. It's not like there are no choices whatsoever. I'd say it's similiar to the Witcher 3 in terms of linearity - 2% of all choices matter, but you never know which ones.

[@ПётрКвилкин]

Isn't it funny how despite countlessly repeating "Don't pre-order" to each other, "gamers" still feed the stupid system they seemingly despise?

[@shaesullivan]

It's an addiction that should be medically diagnosed.

[@FlintlockYT]

Every time I tell people not to preorder, I hear things like "I don't usually, except for this one game series/developer." There are enough people like that to mean everything gets preordered. Some are probably reading this comment right now. Hello!

[@SassyCassie89]

"Gamer" is too wide a term, there's so many different types of gamer that you need to be more specific. parents do a lot of pre-ordering and a good chunk is from relaxed/casual gamers who simply don't care either way. Then there's the worst of them; the fan boys, fan boys ruin us all.

[@casthedemon]

@@FlintlockYT hey that's me.

[@OM-sp3wk]

Almost like everyone is different 🙄

[@Raccoozs]

Personally going for custom character was a mistake as it made me feel detached from the story. V is largely pre written anyway so why not go all the way with that instead of trying to make them a custom character

[@matthewcoleman9069]

Also it’s first person so you don’t even see what he looks like/what he’s wearing besides in the pause menu which is very pointless.

[@weirdeurasianboy8091]

@@matthewcoleman9069 First person charachters can work properly though. The zombie killers in Killing Floor 2, Corvo and Emily is Dishonored 2 and Kyle Crane from Dying Light worked out well

[@Malidictus]

It's an attempt to be Mass Effect, I think. BioWare were cheeky, in that Shepard is always Shepard, but you get some minor input in his/her background and face. Hell, with that you even got to pick a first name that nobody ever used because voice actors could only ever say the guaranteed name.

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@matthewcoleman9069 you also see V in Reflections

[@OM-sp3wk]

@@Bruh-hq1hx Reflections. A mere 5 reflections throughout the whole game. Incredible.

[@legitscoper3259]

This game in one sentence: _"Wasted potential"_

[@oneof13forestpeople97]

Absolute tragedy it is

[@legitscoper3259]

@@oneof13forestpeople97 the World is SOOOOO beautiful... but Pedestrians are walking Toasters

[@oneof13forestpeople97]

@@legitscoper3259 you know GTA 6 will be what this was supposed to, so we win there. hopefully they upgrade the graphics lol

[@captain7327]

@@legitscoper3259 I mean alot of people nowadays are walking toasters. all jokes aside I really hope they fix the game

[@legitscoper3259]

@@oneof13forestpeople97 no, absolutely not GTA 6 will be a recycled POS from GTA V assets and vehicles re Textured, with monthly subscription fee, PAY2WIN, and based on microtransactions. All the great Directors have left Rockstar games because they wanted to make money, but NOT ruining everyones fun and their masterpiece by making it pay2win ONLY. For example the Leading director _Leslie Benzies_ have left them 2016 (after R* betrayed him) [a Lawsuit followed, and he won some XX Million] many attention to detail, and much of the really fun things were from him. The ###### that are left in the "Company" of R* Games are absolutely unable to recreate or even top GTA V Alone the fact of "Milking" proofes that. I will not buy GTA 6 for more than a Pizza (~ 10€) This is a matter of honor. Leslie benzies has founded a Development studio and set target to F* R* games by beating them in terms of quality... i can't wait for his game "EVERYWHERE" to be announced (release date)

[@unimusha77]

1 min into the intro and I'm pausing to write this: "Longest intro ever!"

[@titaniumspear7772]

"60 seconds of Logos" *Ding*

[@ccelite3782]

@@titaniumspear7772 "can't skip said logos" *ding*

[@salimahleilani8656]

That deserves a sin😂

[@jarradchapman4271]

That opening sin need to count for multiple sins.

[@Eskimo_iio]

@@spritsfal5088 That's my issue with a lot of modern games. Intros are way too long and kills replayability.

[@MrGranten]

Extra sin: Exactly how the chip works seems to vary between the game and endings. In the game you've got Johnny's chip overwriting you, and apparently this is exactly what it's supposed to do. In one of the endings, you need someone physically compatible with you or it won't work. Either they pulled that out of their rears or V just happened by sheer massive coincidence to be compatible with Johnny even though the two are never even hinted to be related. For Dex, you can find hints that he's actually far less influential now than he pretends. So the Arasaka job was probably him really gambling on doing well, and these two were the best he could get. Netwatch didn't encourage Evelyn to steal the chip. Evelyn was hired by the Voodoo Boys, and got in touch with Netwatch herself. The band was singing without Johnny, probably because he clearly was not okay. Having good anti-aging technology doesn't protect you from a bullet or enraged son. Besides, for all we know Saburo's only got a decade left before the technology just can't keep him alive anymore. Yorinobu might have realized Takemura was really after vengeance for Saburo, or Yorinobu might have decided Takemura was too big a threat to let live after he found V. When you're looking at Evelyn's memories Judy uses translation software to understand what the Voodoo Boys were saying. No reason Evelyn can't. It's made clear Placide had no idea what was up with the chip, and at the time the higher-ups were all dealing with Netwatch. If I stabbed a man in the back with two long blades, I'd assume he was dead and no need for any more stabbing. Besides, they had to get Alt out of there fast. The Voodoo Boys are master hackers capable of making Netwatch take notice. Not that surprising that they could find information about AI like Alt and Johnny if they looked hard enough. There's something of a difference between Arasaka ending and others. So minus ten, plus one.

[@qirenlu8]

Thank you man.

[@mrsgamer9218]

I sometimes wonder if Dartigan actually plays the gsme from begin to end. With the ff7 remake he also gave a lot of sins that werent needed, if youve actually fully played the game. Its so stupid.

[@sungman2576]

The Voodoo Boys are master hackers. And Placide had no idea what was up with the chip. Amazing~

[@sebastianriz4703]

@@mrsgamer9218 uh oh. It sounds like you dont understand what entertainment is and cant understand how to not take a youtube video seriously.

[@mrsgamer9218]

@@sebastianriz4703 oh i certainly understand entertainment, but i also understan sloppy work

[@CowMooTheFourth]

This is going to be good.

[@Lonewolf360gaming]

@Daniel Rodriguez que down bad comments

[@OOOoOOOAAAHa]

@Daniel Rodriguez bruh 😂😂

[@Thai101full]

I don't want to watch this until I finish Cyberpunk 2077 because I didn't play the game, O bought it, but I can't just plow ahead even though I was hyped, I did that with Control and the experience was ruined by choppy frame rates

[@alpharedhed4446]

@Daniel Rodriguez Nigga chill

[@platinumvoid1648]

@Daniel Rodriguez Your into big foreheads?

[@johnm7491]

14:26 Absolutely, i'll never understand why CDPR did that. Why you would ever want to show such a major plot spoiler makes zero sense. Surely someone at CDPR must've looked at that and knew it was a bad idea.

[@sungman2576]

because it is the only part of the game to be presentable~

[@peterheck2429]

They had the most obnoxious and deceptive marketing of all time and you think they'd draw the line at spoilers?!

[@angelo8304]

I know right

[@yarpen26]

I'm curious to know though whether T-Bug's teaming up with Dex that we could see in E3 2019 was something that at any point was considered an option depending on V's actions at Konpeki.

[@leonpaelinck]

It's almost like they didn't care about the game. And all effort went into marketing...

[@viddieward893]

According to a possible dev, Keanu was an executive decisions. the writers and devs had a different voice actor in mind to play Johnny. So all the keanu movie references could have just been something that was created or at least in the works before they changed directions with Johnny.

[@SentiNel090]

Well yeah, but Bowie flatlined during the production of this game, soooo....

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@SentiNel090 oh that is unfortunate and sad

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

Certainly seems like it. It explains the fact that the past in Cyberpunk is exactly the same as the present. Originally Johnny Silverhand had died 1 year prior to when the game starts.

[@bradtorville5526]

Too much damn Keanu and Johnny in the entire game.

[@chrisdaughen5257]

One thing that bothers me. At the end of Act 1, before Dex shoots you, your stat screen gets a 6th slot due to you having Relic in your head. This slot does nothing. I thought it would lead to a skill tree where you can use moves Johnny was known for, but by the end of the game it isn’t used for anything.

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

That is some wasted potential

[@drowsyvt]

According to the devs, it's going to be utilized in Phantom Liberty. That's pretty cool but yeah, weird to include it when it wasn't gonna be used.

[@frankrichter1634]

Phantom Liberty utilizes it :)

[@noahdoney]

I spent the ending asking why Alt didn't offer to put Johnny in V's body, put V on the biochip, and have Johnny find a new body to slot V into

[@connorwhiteside1518]

Dam never thought of that but that is a good point.

[@FlareVolt0]

u made a good point in the 1st, ruined it at the end. its supposed to be like this : have jhony take the body, put V in the chip, let the chip do the same thing it did with V. overwrite the mind and body to fit V again. and that will give jhony some time to live, better then just die again, or maybe even after V retaking his body and DNA and all that, put jhony in a chip again and find him a brain dead person

[@casthedemon]

@@FlareVolt0 or maybe some criminal on death row lol.

[@TheTrueLeafless]

That is pretty much an option presented in the Arasaka ending.

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@casthedemon wouldnt such a person be wanted

[@thirdydelmundo7847]

Lesson learned everyone, never pre-order any game despite the very impressive gameplay that the game developers show in their trailers.

[@fodspeed]

There's no way I wasn't going to play this game, broken or not, and i feel alot of people felt the same when they pre ordered.

[@bradtorville5526]

Particularly when they do not make those trailers themselves but hire out Platige Image to do it for them.

[@davadreviewer5509]

I thought that we’ve been learned this lesson

[@driathunderwolf677]

I mean true but Assassin's creed Valhalla had a great first day launch, only ran into 4 bugs in the first 20 hours. It's the only game that hasn't burned me for pre-ordering. Sure it was a gamble. Was worth it tho.

[@fodspeed]

@@driathunderwolf677 and i feel the same about Cyberpunk, but somehow it's so damn unbelievable that I had a good time with this game on day one on ps4. Sure there were performance issues, but I didn't ran into major game breaking bugs, and that's what matters to me. Valhalla on the other hand, I loved it and I still will play more, but I had far worse experience there than cyberpunk because game save corrupting and bug where I can't talk to sigaurd so I had to replay entire first half. So see not everyone have the same experience, whatever game it is.

[@TheHufflepuffSaint]

4:00. I started as Corpo and got the same intro montage of V and Jackie's partnership. I always thought each Character was meant to be different ie. Nomad, Street Kid and Corpo. I knew it felt generic as soon as I left V's apartment. 😒😒😒

[@TheEnhas]

Basically you end up as a Street Kid no matter what you pick, I went with Street Kid from the start though so at least it was more consistent

[@TonySki]

Yeah, it's a short intro. Maybe 10-20 min. Street kid is the most fleshed out. Corpo is the one that isn't.

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

@@TonySki only good thing about corpo start is that you get to see Night City from an AV. I picked nomad first because I thought the introduction of Night City would be more interesting but I was dead wrong. None are insteresting but at least with corpo you get some nice views that inmerse you in the game. Nomad one was like the devs new the Badlands were completely boring so they put you in the city as quickly as possible.

[@zgama6511]

You are asking for a hell of a lot for them to have to ultimately end up in the same place. It's the beginning of the story dawg as disappointing as I'll admit it is it's not that important to the overall story which mind you is actually fucking fantastic and it's a shame it's not talked about more. I'm all for more options and diversity in the game but you're asking that they have 3 entirely different openings that essentially do the same exact thing and get you to the same exact place in the story and if they didn't then idek where this story would have gone bc then it'd have to be completely reworked how you get Johnny stuck in your head for each intro which is just pointless for the story as it'd add nothing. Choices throughout the game are where I'd have preferred a difference life path is literally just the mass effect sole survivor, war hero, and ruthless traits you pick from for your character and serves as a roleplay thing only really which is fine as this is an RPG. It could have been better sure but the game we got is pretty god damn good. (I'm talking after the updates tho i am someone who has funnily enough played since close to launch on PS4 bc I heard about the bugs and I love glitches but the story sucked me in and I ended up sticking around and buying phantom liberty when it released bc the story is genuinely that fuckin good.) As broken as it was at launch its one of the best RPGs out there now and being disappointed bc a good game didn't reinvent the wheel is just kind of stupid as it's still a great game with a great story to boot. (And actually good side quests baldurs gate 3 is literally the only other game I can name that has good ones like cyberpunk does) Unless you were one of the dumbasses who woke up every morning like it was Christmas hoping for new cyberpunk leaks then I don't see how this game could disappoint I went in expecting the worst and came out having found one of my favorite games of all time. Like I get the hate and it's deserved to some extent but come on this game is treated like the devil when by all accounts it isn't that bad and you can see the love that was put into it.(Unlike any call of duty, Ubisoft or Bethesda title) Like I mean they actually got Keanu to come back and voice act even after the disaster of a launch bc they wanted to fix the mess they made and by all means they have and then some. (I know this comment is older than the dlc but I'm just making a point here as people to this day still act like this game is fallout 76 😭)

[@stuckNcloudz]

The Takemura sin is unfair because the reason they didn't just wait till he brought V back is because they were trying to kill him too.

[@storiesbyJTK]

they could of killed him right after he gave them V

[@stuckNcloudz]

@@storiesbyJTK yea but I mean if his hit men were more efficient the job would have been done

[@Fiufia]

@@storiesbyJTK no because Takemura was not sent by arasaka to kill V. Takemura is acting on your own for revenge voodoo boys another big mistake just rewind a little at 24:16 and if he had shown the whole conversation with brigitte he had realized that they just explained what he criticizes could give more examples he has a few big flaws especially in relation to story. but it's a good video in general

[@TheDelly18]

@@storiesbyJTK or maybe he never intended to bring “v” back at all

[@groovestuff]

he got so much stuff wrong its baffling. should make a sin counter for this video and check out how often he's just plain wrong.

[@contemplatingrain2380]

For the part where Evelyn overheard Brigette’s conversation, it was explicitly mentioned that V had to use a language pack to decode it

[@Texelion]

Someone who actually played the game.

[@groovestuff]

this whole review is really bad, it has more errors then the errors he is counting

[@qirenlu8]

Which sin are you mentioning?

[@namekman01]

yep. was waiting for someone to mention it

[@woofwoof7226]

@@groovestuff this is not a review. it's a guy counting sins of a game. do reviews count sins?

[@AysahSpades]

The chippin in that the band are singing before he comes on stage, is Kerry's version of the song. There are two Chippin in versions.

[@FrostFireTiger]

The Delemain friendship is still very weird to me. An A.I. hired briefly for a mission that went wrong, then suddenly they became great friends with V out of nowhere.

[@Jay3up]

Also why would delemain even go pick up V? Like del was hired for the heist job after that del should have no more connections to V so why go out of there way to go save him?

[@dimitris4661]

​@@Jay3upbecause V had the premium subscription. That's why he came and helped in the surgery. Delamain explained in the beginning of the mission

[@Jay3up]

@@dimitris4661 didint that just cover the heist? I feel like once Delamain dropped V at the motel and took Jackie’s body to wherever you chose that was that

[@dimitris4661]

@Jay3up they never specify, but it would make sense. Either way, it's a cab company. He could have paid manually when the cab arrived or something like that

[@sethprestenback8617]

Yeah that Misty voice actor thing is nit-picky as hell. Meredith and Misty sound NOTHING alike. So if I can’t notice a re-used voice actor then it really has no impact.

[@samh2222]

Agreed I played through the whole story (58 hours) and they haven’t sounded alike once, not even in this video.

[@sungman2576]

played the game on base PS4 for 200 hours, got a waitress, a employee in one of the clothing store, with the same voice actor of Panam. The Guitar store in one of the endings the female employee is the same voice actor of Judy~ Just to point things out~ still enjoying the game (and 40+ crashes still counting)

[@sethprestenback8617]

@@sungman2576 I literally could not play the game because of the frame and resolution drops starting in act 2.

[@sungman2576]

@@sethprestenback8617 sigh. I want to play it through so much that the crashes give me so much pain... overall the game world is quite enjoyable if you don't pay too much attention to the AI, the lack of interactions from NPC, vendors and stuff.

[@Changetheling]

Of course; after all, why hiring another professional voice actor with that budget made from preorders when you can spend it on influencers?

[@landismithCOJ]

I hope this video doesn't bug out as much as the game has. Dartigan bringing the noise to begin the new year 💯.

[@kezzter13]

Yeah I feel the same way, every time a watch a grilling video, I really hope the video doesn’t burn.

[@kingharlaus43]

CHICADA MADRE!!!!

[@landismithCOJ]

@@kezzter13 keep an extinguisher on standby

[@landismithCOJ]

@@kingharlaus43 long as she is clean

[@adamajs3836]

You can always get pc version using ur GeForce Now

[@PunxsutawneyDave]

It is amazing to me how, sometimes, the best part of a video game is Dartigan sinning it.

[@abdulrhmanaly4806]

Everyone is going to take this so seriously but I'm just here to have a fun time and watch a fun video

[@LJAndrews1986]

It's exactly what I watch him for, he makes some legit points about the games in the videos but he's hilarious at the same time. I think I speak for everyone when I say fuck those sorts of people, fuck those sorts of people in particular 🤣

[@6ixlxrd]

Yeah, but like 70% of this guy's audience take every single video they post serious asf, so you're honestly beating the bones to a horse that died years ago.

[@LJAndrews1986]

It's game critique with sarcasm and satire and I find it pricless, baffles me how people can be pissed over it but then again people get triggered over less these days 😂

[@Hanzo1]

Oh aren't you special

[@misterbin00]

Please take this seriously. CDPR needs some harsh beating to wake up. Maybe.

[@rhatthecat]

Man, i started the game as a corpo, wanting that background to make a stealthy assassin kind off character. When i got the mission to kill Abernathy i was so hyped. But when the arasaka agents came to the club where i sat with Jackie, i thought shit, Jenkins betrayed me and probably made me look like a traitor. I was getting even more hyped for the end of where it goes and see what happens. Only to get super confused when those agents left after shutting my cyberware down, and i after some dialogue fell to the floor only for Jackie to pull me up and then the montage video started. I was suuuuuper confused, like what the fuck happened? Is this it? Then on that Dorsett mission, i felt like a streetkid. Talked and acted like one and so on. Biggest letdown this decade.

[@Jay3up]

That’s because originally street kid was the only choice you could choose things like who your childhood hero was and smaller things like did you arrive In night city due to an Ex? But you were always supposed to be a street kid

[@johntorreto4485]

4:48- As a Guy who plays Skyrim and Fallout if I see I can pick it up, It is in my inventory ASAPP

[@smithwesson1896]

Hippity hoppity, if it ain't nailed down, it's now my property

[@casthedemon]

@@smithwesson1896 hahahaha. Had me dying.

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

But remember the words of Todd these aren't Bugs they are features

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@ishid_anfarded_king The Word of Todd is always true Lagner and you aren't allowed to question it

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@jbiehlable saying no to the words of Todd is heresy *pulls out random fallout gun

[@Comicsluvr]

"I wonder how many times Johnny stabbed himself in the thigh with his elbow blades?" When my friends and I played the PnP version of the game, we wrote in that Johnny had to have a special implant in that leg to heal it after he stabbed himself lol!

[@jeffreygamer32]

I like how he even mentioned how in Watch Dogs Legion u atleast were able to fully control a spider bot going through the vents instead of having to just click on waypoints through cameras to tell the bot where to go in Cyberpunk

[@Justathought81]

I remember after seeing that first big trailer thinking that robot would be a major gameplay mechanic.

[@savannahmorgan-george-mcco6760]

Let's be honest. How many of us actually knew Meredith Stout and Misty shared the same voice actor?

[@SynergyxVeNN]

I didn't lol

[@OlivarJ-d6p]

Holy cow thats impressive cuz i never realized

[@qirenlu8]

Not me. But when I re-play the game I do notice something similar in their voice

[@darknesswave100]

I did but I watch a lot of anime with a lot of voice actors/actresses and once you've heard a few with the same person you learn to recognize voices even if they're a little different

[@mwjgcreeves4984]

I still don't hear it lol and I have perfect pitch.

[@blacknightdragon8407]

Dartigan is getting less views and likes. I hope he doesn't stop his videos.

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

If viewers are anything like me we come back after we beat the game. I'm just not paying for this shit at all so idc if it's spoiled

[@bradtaylor4713]

he streams on twitch too and gets good views on there... i doubt he will stop any time soon

[@Streifen1911]

hope he doesn’t. i’m surprised this video didn’t get insane views. He needs to do a GTA 5 video & that wiLL easiLy be his biggest video

[@adamgray1753]

I have been noticing this has been happening to quite alot of KZbinrs and especially the Truther KZbinrs I have subscribed to as well. There is definite KZbin censorship going on. Quite tragic too.

[@earnem4175]

People are basically seeing the same videos on channels that do the same content as him, so yeah. And not to be a asshole but his content...Isn't the best. If he took suggestions it would save him. Think of Theory channels like Game Theory. He has a lot things going, because he isn't just a knowledgeable channel. It isn't boring - he uses mathematics and science. It's quite entertaining

[@mindstouchworlds808]

For Sin 43. Umm so they don't have to die.. people can't still live forever they can still die due to age, injury or sickness. Being virtually Immortal and living a long time isn't even close to being the same thing.

[@smithblack5945]

Cyberpunk 2077 wanted to teach us the dangers of capitalism irl.

[@coffeebreakhero3743]

cyberpunk 2020 is such a realisitc game!

[@mariokarter13]

The dangers of pouring endless money into a pit for eight years instead of coming up with an actual plan that would've taken half the time.

[@casthedemon]

What? Poor management lmao?

[@nerad1994]

Cyberpunk is capitalism on steroids without any restraints

[@FirstNameLastName-tg3rc]

Deeken Wheeler put it correctly. It's when you have unrestricted capitalism. Also, minor point but the term 'Bernie Bro doesn't accurately describe Bernie Sanders supporters (that's a comment on what Dartigan said).

[@SegaMario]

6:29 You could just punch at *NOTHING* and they'll cower endlessly.

[@isaiahlacoste1209]

Waited a good while for this. And I'm not disappointed

[@analeighcampbell2334]

Unlike the game lol

[@changsiah2]

@@analeighcampbell2334 hater

[@analeighcampbell2334]

@@changsiah2 It's a joke. As someone who loves dumb glitches that don't usually effect gameplay, Cyberpunk 2077 is great.

[@razegamerz4967]

@@changsiah2 HOW IS HE A HATER, CYBERPUNK 2077 IS A JOKEEEEE!!!! ON OC, THE AMOUNT OF GLITCHES ARE JUST BOGUS.

[@qirenlu8]

30:19 Becuase they need to get Johnny to a new Body to get Alt out of Arasaka's network. They want Johnny as a bait for Alt

[@TaeSunWoo]

17:32 take that sin off please. If you leave V’s apartment and take a right all the way down the hallway there’s an elevator that goes straight down to the garage. That’s how Misty got V back to their apartment

[@Rougeification]

22:03 - just an FYI, if you look at Woodman's computer, you find an e-mail where he has some dirt over some guy in the NCPD - he used that leverage to get the cop's gear to recreate the scene. So, it wasn't really a proper investigation...

[@SiddharthShenoy]

Sin 44: You do realize that their organs could still fail due to diseases, or maybe they could be caught in an accident, or maybe they could be attacked and left to die, meaning anti-aging does not equal immorality.

[@noOnieya]

Exactly. Hate train boys be wanting everything perfect now. At least for the video.

[@noOnieya]

@ggl sucksI should correct myself here. Instead of "perfect now", read "trying to find gaps which can easily be explained by looking at them differently". My bad. And I'm not 15. Nothing against 15 yos. They can be pretty smart tbh. Also, I wouldn't call this a true open world rpg myself.

[@adenium7700]

I’ve got to give credit to misty and merediths voice actress though, I honestly couldn’t tell they were the same person. I think with how different the two personalities are that it works and I don’t mind it.

[@LiangHuBBB]

and here is me who still havent got any money back from the refund site

[@TheRalphbitch]

Don't do pre orders and wait for game to come out maybe next time u don't make the same mistake and follow the hype.

[@Michael-pd3up]

@@TheRalphbitch it is not wrong to follow a hype. Spiderman Miles morales had a hype and the game was good. Cyberpunk is good to. On pc.

[@weirdeurasianboy8091]

@@TheRalphbitch Some ppl thought that being a bootlicker of the Polish corporation is a personality trait to be proud of I guess 🤷‍♂️

[@shrey247]

@@weirdeurasianboy8091 "bro witcher 3 bro best game ever made bro CDPR best company bro have you played witcher 3 bro? its such an underrated gem bro guess people have poor taste in games except me smh smh fr fr"

[@TheRalphbitch]

@@Michael-pd3up I don't remember mile morales being hyped for 8 year or that ppl threatened them for holding it back, there is a big difference.

[@redshirt49]

Throughout my entire playthrough I kept expecting the reveal to come at some point that Saburo wasn't dead. That he had used his soul transfer chip thing to get a new, younger body. The story kept dropping hints all over the place that this is what the technology was for and why he was developing it. But in only one of the various endings is it even alluded to that this is what he did. The game went through a lot of trouble to subtly hint that Saburo was alive and then did nothing with that plot thread.

[@nendymion]

It was never alluded to, it is what he did. In the ending where you help the sister defeat the brother, Saburo does take over his sons body and even holds a press conference to announce that he had returned. All this happens while you are stuck up in space, healing from having Johnny's chip removed.

[@MrKuriIIko]

15:15 this Chippin' In is sung by Kerry, Johnny's Chippin' In is a different track, by Refused

[@635574]

There is no camera, its a AI reconstructed perspective, this already exists today.

[@namekman01]

akshually: the game was supposed to have cellphones, but it got cut to just having 'phone implants' originally the black background was gona be their surroundings, but that was too resource intensive on the user end. it is possible, and has happened before (i think with warcraft 2, but not sure) for a videogame to be more resource intensive than what gamers have available to them.

[@trailblazerlazerrazerd9027]

Jackie's death also would've had more weight if you could spend time with him and anyone else that you might call a friend. And apparently Jackie and V were besties for like 2 years. There's not even an option to take the bullet for him or something or telling him to take some body armor just in case. Like this isn't that bad movie The Adventures of Pluto Nash. But at least in there they have bulletproof vests that were like thin layered undershirts. I would definitely assume in this crazy futuristic cyberpunk world that they would have something similar. Same for the Deus Ex games which is basically Cyberpunk minus the weird car chases and Japanese companies owning like 15% of the US. And now because of the crazy high drinks that happened in Night City, which is supposed to be like a megalopolis version of LA. I want to see what Cyberpunk Atlanta looks like. On some GTA kind of stuff, like how crazy is it over there, or is that still “American” territory? Not too Corpo or anything yet? Lol. And I know I'll be giving them crap for almost the last two and a half years. Because a lot of work went into this game, and the patches I probably made it a lot better. But there's still a lot of plot holes and general world building issues that probably won't be addressed unless the game gets remade in like another 10 years. And I don't know if I want to bother playing Cyberpunk 2077 Redux in like 2040 to 2042. Especially when this game took so long to come out. Because of this, CD Projekt Red's reputation tanked and that might make it hard for them to even put out a new Witcher game.

[@karlkirby2003]

My biggest sin is the fact as street kid the father doesn’t recognize you

[@keleko77]

Well it still doesn’t make sense in any life path because in the cutscene right after the prologue you literally FINISH a job for him

[@karlkirby2003]

@@keleko77 no that’s a side job in street kid you literally drive a in. A car with him

[@theboy1625]

@@karlkirby2003 there talkin bout the 6 month cutscene. It shows you giving him a briefcase

[@karlkirby2003]

@@theboy1625 ya you’re a merk you work for every one in that six months except rogue

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

@@karlkirby2003 which is why he should recognize you either way. Also, I don't get why V and Vik are so close if they've known each other for 6 months.

[@ShootAUT]

26:49 Can't remember where it's explained, but it's definitely in the game. The web is still one web, without being actually partitioned in "old" and "new" by a wall that "physically" seperates the two parts. The Black Wall stands symbolic for countless Netwatch AIs which where designed to keep the rogue AIs in check. Like with water, after the well got poisoned - there's poison everywhere, but the Netwatch AIs are constantly trying to neutralize it as best they can and make it somewhat drinkable again.

[@apcsox]

In reference to Sin 17 type bug, the Judy romance mission. When you go diving with her, once you put the wetsuit on, and go to photo mode before getting in the water, your V has no helmet on and she’s completely bald (Also, there’s lit candles on the porch of one of the sunken houses)

[@pabloking5830]

their are two elevators that can take you to V's apartment. One of them being the garage

[@marinkarin7700]

Delamain is somehow connected to Trauma Team so that probably explains Del assisting Vic. Also, Del picked V up without payment cause' he had 'Excelsior' pack

[@CommisarHood]

Oh boy this one's gonna be interesting. Buckle up ladies and gents.

[@bi0hazard921]

“You got snacks?”

[@zohaibmehmood3027]

Why did you think that? The story's fine

[@CommisarHood]

@@bi0hazard921 You want popcorn or chips and dip?

[@weirdeurasianboy8091]

@@CommisarHood Nachos > popcorn

[@bi0hazard921]

@@CommisarHood”Yes”

[@enpoping]

22:45 the chair didn't move when the scene done thou, only visual like johnny.

[@strahinjagov]

Oh boy, time to get the popcorn for this one

[@weirdeurasianboy8091]

Nachos are superior

[@JD-xs2si]

You read my mind dude

[@bowmanc.7439]

Slightly disagree about the Yurinobu’s bad cover story. That’s the point. It’s such a bad cover story, anyone can see through it. But no one is going to be allowed to look. So they have to take his word for it. The blatancy of the lie is intentional, to demonstrate the power he has.

[@Jokt540]

You can just turn off subtitles, exit the pause menu and turn on subtitles again if they get stuck on screen

[@adamschaffauer4143]

I still find it funny that people complained about this game but for a little while it was the number one game on steam

[@ANINIMOUSE.]

KZbin started glitching out when ads would come up while watching this. This game CANNOT escape glitches no matter what lol

[@Ramsey276one]

Fitting XD

[@bravepigster]

32:14 obviously Johnny wanted V to look so that he could be able to see it

[@jameswest6232]

No lie, When I saw ACV on the screen, I thought it said "Assassin's Creed Vanilla"

[@forwhomthetacobelltolls]

"This game features the laziest implementation of police ever." You've clearly never played Need For Speed

[@Wylie288]

The police drive in need for speed. That alone makes it better.

[@AmerZAC]

Nope, the police is better in NFS by a ton.

[@TRG_R17]

You're Wrong Nfs Is Still Better

[@juniorjunior5884]

"V, this city is cancer! Look what it's done to you! Why can't you just leave with me and put it all behind you!?" *Thinks of Mama Welles.* Sorry, there are somethings just too important to leave.

[@mwjgcreeves4984]

MILFGUARD

[@katiedoucet4748]

If V had a biooptic implant and saw the whole murder, why didn't he record it and clear his name? And in doing so prove the son murdered his father?

[@Some_Guy6]

The news would pay a LOT for that recording.

[@ARIXANDRE]

I got some hot scoops watching Dartigan on Twitch while streaming this. More entertaining than Cyberpunk.

[@UnagiTempura]

Well don't leave us waiting, give us the hot scoops!

[@Yggdrasill-X]

Man...How I have missed Dartigan's voice... *Rubs hands together and clicks play* "There's a well written plot" . _. I...feel....betrayed...

[@tobiasjonsson6415]

Not even spent money on this game.......but oh soooo much entertainment from this pile of cut content

[@Ramsey276one]

Same

[@changsiah2]

hater

[@letsgochamp4735]

@@changsiah2 face reality (jk)

[@roserichards1460]

Actually the apartment is wheelchair friendly if you take the elevator from the parking garage where Jackie drops you off when he borrows your car.

[@Devs-mt7bj]

My laptop saw cyberpunk and bricked out of force of habit

[@Ramsey276one]

LOVE THIS

[@akiameko1984]

I played the PS5 version of this game, and thought it was crap, then I got told to try the PC version... Yeah, a lot of the day one problems from the PS5 version felt like they were patched, or not there to start with, but I still wasn't impressed with the game, for a lot of the reasons given in this video- Many of the mechanics were crap, some story and gameplay elements felt unfinished, it was a bad representation of the era of cyberpunk it was paying tribute to, and it was just so piss easy. People tell me the story's good, but I'll have to KZbin a game movie to see, because if honestly didn't seem like it even had that good a story as far as I got in. But the lack of difficulty was the killing joke for me on this one- If the cops didn't appear out of nowhere to sucker punch you when you got a wanted level, this would have been the easiest game I played in years... And easy games simply aren't fun to me. Like, at all.

[@JohnYcZ98]

15:20 that's because it's Kerry's version.

[@alvinpeterson1039]

it seems this Games Sins need a Cyberpunk 2077 part 2 now

[@rbn_5130]

Another big sin: in the heist with Dex. He sais "if shit goes south we met at the no-tell motel" and if you look at the taxi display you can see the destination. 12:48 Even though you are travelling to the konpeki plaza its says "no-tell motel". So this shit is spoiling you. They dont bothered to change the text on the display. It even says that the combat mode is enabled. A: Also Jackie took medicine (: right befor you go into the elevator.

[@gnarlyboyjai]

I hear you, but if I’m not mistaken Dex actually says no matter what after the job is done we meet at the no tell motel so it isn’t spoiling anything. They were gonna meet there even if everything was best case scenario

[@rbn_5130]

@@gnarlyboyjai huh. Played it today again and im preeeeetty sure he said "plan B is no-tell motel". But also i cannot tell where is the rendezvous for plan A would be.. so yeah, maybe i miss heared it. Nonetheless it does spoil. The display say also "Combat modus enabled".

[@vladimirbmp]

I thought Keanu's acting was spot on actually. The character he plays is a worn-out nihilistic drunk and his delivery is pretty much exactly how I'd expect such a person to talk and behave. Also, damn, you're so wrong about the endings. There's at least 7-8 vastly different finales from what I've played/seen so far.

[@Wylie288]

You expect them to talk as if they were in a voice acting booth wanting to leave and putting in the least amount of effort to sound real as possible?

[@bradtorville5526]

It was his worst performance to date. He didn't sound world-weary. He sounded like he'd had so much damn fun with the mo-cap stuff, he just didn't bother to even look at the script when it came to recording his lines. They all felt and sounded like cold readings, without a damn bit of effort put into them. Monotonal, drab and boring as hell. And heck, I like Keanu but he seriously should NEVER do another voice acting gig ever again! God, that was horrible.

[@bradtorville5526]

And no, the endings really aren't all that different from one another. Take a closer look at them.

[@vladimirbmp]

​@@bradtorville5526 Regarding Keanu's acting I guess it boils down to taste and how immersed you are in the story. But the variety of endings is simply not debatable, I've played a couple and seen all the rest on YT. There's several 'types' of endings, each with their own twist and flavor based on final choices and who you've met, romanced with, who survived etc.

[@kootralover]

To quote Anakin, "You're shorter than I expected".

[@NoForksGiven]

Sin #29: Why wouldnt it? Are you saying technology in this world is so flawless that there would never be a need for manual controls incase something breaks? Which it does if you did Delamains sidequest chain. Also you get a drivable version of the car as a reward for the quest anyway. You know that reminds me of? In I, Robot. Will Smith has to take manual control of his automated car when the robots attacked him. Good thing that car still had a steering wheel too, wasn't it?

[@jameswest6232]

Honestly, I feel bad for CDPR. It's clear that they wanted to fine tune the game and shake out the bugs, but they were under a ton of pressure to just release it already (granted, they shot themselves in the foot by having Keanu announce a date before they realized how much clean up they needed).

[@jasonwhite2945]

I agree 100% I also feel like the was hit harder due to covid. 2020 was terrible for everyone on all platforms and I think people were really optimistic about cyberpunk because we could at least end the year on a good game but unfortunately that fell through too.

[@TheDorianTube]

Your crude jokes and cynicism are entertaining AF, and it's simply icing on the wonderful cake that is your 'review'. Subbed.

[@meekachu6999]

How does Dartigan never even come close to missing? This video falls in the category of “this is so good it makes me mad how good it is”

[@j0hnald521]

30:05 there is lore that explains why he did this. he expected the project to fail, so he put an “undesirable” engram on the chip, hoping to destroy it

[@yo_moe-1341]

Can you re-sin cyberpunk? A surprising number of things have been addressed

[@CorsairAB]

The worst sin:Giving the best car (Rayfield Caliburn) for free in a cave where a mission takes place permanently.

[@creatureslim]

The devs should have just come out and said that the glitches were supposed to be there. Your character does have faulty cyber ware

[@andrewcox9204]

jackie's death felt forced, i'd have dozens of inhalers in my back pockets relying on the cybernetic that heals on a cooldown, so i just thought "jackie, pick your poisin i got it all, booze for the pain water to be basic and more inhalers than your local drug-store"

[@TheDapperDragon]

Jackie in general felt forced. I did nomad, and why would I ever want to befriend this fucking assclown that fucked me over? Because the game tells you so.

[@wildonionchase3934]

To be fair, Hanako is consistently wrong about everything so that’s just in character

[@Supergamesniper9]

17:30 You can remove that sin because there's an elevator to the immediate right from V's apartment that goes to the garage. From there, you could easily wheelchair to a car & vice-versa.

[@KoriandrOfTheStars]

I'm just mad that Jackie died. The bugs are hilarious rotfl

[@Xemnas283]

They even spoiled his death in the cinematic trailer. The fact that they showed that made me think there were options to save him but guess things were cut

[@astralten]

If you didn't saw that one coming you 1. Didn't watch any promotion material, they actually uploaded this scene rendered up on KZbin. 2. Didn't consume any story-game ever.

[@KoriandrOfTheStars]

@@astralten That's nice and everything but I never said that I didn't anticipate his death, all I said was that I'm just mad that Jackie died. I KNEW he was going to die but that doesn't mean I can't be upset, I liked his character. For example: Everyone knows Jiraiya dies and still get upset over it anyway when you get to that episode every time you read the manga or watch the series. We all know Mufasa dies and still get mad anyway lol.

[@danny1229c]

i was glad he died if inly to stop him running infront of me when trying to shoot, blocking door ways and trapping me so i have to restart the mission and giving us away when we tryin to be SNEAKY !!! I was sad me o'l choomva had to die, i hated seeing him go but i loved to watch him leave.

[@sethprestenback8617]

Johnny left the band and Kerry had taken over, you heard Kerry’s version of Chippin’ in on stage. Johnny was not supposed to be there, but went there to say goodbye to his band and fans.

[@sinthalis]

Everyone seems to forget that Witcher 3 was considered to be a buggy mess when it was released too. It took a few patches to make it good.

[@brandonputnam1687]

I'm afraid this games going to need a lot more patches than Witcher 3 did.

[@johnathanera5863]

Game has way bigger and way deeper problems than bugs and glitches.

[@sinthalis]

Whatever.

[@brandonputnam1687]

Someone's in denial lol.

[@cyz3566]

I have never seen Dartigan taking over 1 minute to explain the first sin, but here I am.

[@kev2533]

"My pants are missing as well as my large size pens" Great line man awesome line

[@Snicketbar]

The true sin of this whole game is that it has no replayability. Male and female V are such blank slates, they are exactly the same.

[@DanCricMan]

In a rare situation I have played a Game that I am watching a video of and I can say Good points. Most of the Story sins are explained in voiced dialogues and some visual elements.

[@gphjr1444]

for stuck subtitles go into settings and turn them on then off. For the other HUD things getting stuck you'll have to reload a save but you can just save manually and then load that save so you don't lose progress.

[@wedgoku]

My post on the Steam Forums: I was going on my 3rd story playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077, so far I have played 167 hours but to be honest I'm bored of the game I just uninstalled Cyberpunk 2077 from my Steam library. Night city feels lifeless with NPC's that repeat the same scripted dialogue. The game is a buggy mess with my character doing the T-Pose when driving vehicles & the performance is horrible on my $3K PC using a: RTX 2080ti, intel core i5 10600k, 32GB 3200Mhz DDR4 ram, 1TB Samsung 970 Pro m.2 SSD. The only reason I continued to play Cyberpunk 2077 for 167 hours- was so I could see the different story endings & get my moneys worth. Without a doubt I feel CDPR scammed gamers with all the empty promises similar to "No Mans Sky". I don't want to wait for future patches to fix a broken game(Cyberpunk 2077), instead ill move on to playing better games. Cyberpunk 2077 will be the last game I purchase from CDPR & TBH they lost any good faith they had earned from making the Witcher 3! _____________________________________________________________________________________________ I already uninstalled Cyberpunk 2077 & I'm not planning on refunding the game, but this is the last CDPR game I will ever purchase, the entire thing felt like a bait & switch with so many missing in game features that were shown in the livestream 45 min gameplay demo. I don't feel it's right to have people on the forums trying to "damage control" for CDPR, I gave them $60USD for a finished game & in return all I got was empty promises & being told to wait for future patches. Future hotfix patches WON'T fix the overall issues with the entire game...

[@feralstripes1919]

@@oldb3139 Cyberpunk 2077 is a bad game & wedgoku is right you are just another person who is trying too damage control for CDPR!

[@johnpaul5202]

@@oldb3139 Playtime does not justify shit for this game. It's not rewarding at all, and the only way to have fun is to make it fun for yourself and to make sure you're playing in a good mood. The game itself does not offer a fun and satisfying experience.

[@pig_cakes1368]

4:09 "and for a GAME that has laid CLAIM to the very genre NAME" loving the rhyming even if it wasnt intentional

[@XRS794]

This video should be at least 6 hours long...

[@Streifen1911]

word

[@Robosium]

2:48 V knew how to have his car run until Night city, he just wanted a mechanic to take a look and hopefully make a better solution