Dating Profiles - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith

[@troy_rtr]

It's not the hat, it's the hat with the pose and lighting looking like a middle-aged, Southern, wine aunt named Darlene who has 1 grandson, 2 divorces, and ATLEAST 3 glasses of wine a day on her lakeside gazebo.

[@Noyala92]

Why is this so accurate 😂

[@PuddinPudge]

This!!!❤

[@audreynelson3997]

He looks like the Victorian ghost that he is

[@MarcelPolman]

Truth. Also. ROASTED

[@immaseahorse24]

Yes!! 😅😂

[@fimc8609]

“Send you to summer camp” was just too good.. Matteo went toddler having a giggle fit! 😂

[@Darbimac]

It does look like you're going to get sent to summer camp

[@rhettmitchell]

Is it supposed to be a conversion camp joke?

[@tiffanimoore4343]

Parent Trap​@@rhettmitchell

[@jennfryisthatartist]

"I'm not creating a false narrative. This is who I am." LOVE. ❤

[@Yaratoma]

He is stepMOTHER!

[@scott8919]

Nick makes Matteo look like the manliest man.

[@j0hndobile802]

Or in his words (clears throat) *heh hehm* "Crushing pussy."

[@hal90001]

He is mean

[@Dh-hg5ym]

Lmaoooo fr

[@mallarieluvsgirls]

he is manly tho lmao. masculinity isn’t just what european straight men think it is

[@celestialveins]

What u mean.... They both look like men to me.

[@carlosgabrielmr]

Nick is a 70 yr British old lady trapped in a males body. He even has the voice

[@ma.storysinging]

LMFAO THAT KILLED ME

[@Xanadudancer]

Yep

[@bannol1]

His voice reminds me of Squidward. 😂

[@MeganG.Andersen]

The high knees from Matteo seem to indicate the answer was "yes"

[@Confusedaf1998]

OMG Nick was so relatable by the end😂😂 But in Matteos defense the picture looks like a karen starting to lose their shit and on the verge of demanding for a chat with the manager😂😂😂

[@edgaranalhoe7678]

Omg yesss the picture is almost shaking. She looks like she bout to snap 🤣

[@clearlieme]

The last time i commented, I owned the same silk shirt, and this time... this time, I own the same hat 😂😭

[@aubreyelf87]

😂😂 I love the way you worded that.

[@marigonatoffolo7801]

😂😂😂

[@bryaneberly3588]

please stop telling your step-daughter she's fat, megan

[@cosmicgalaxystudio1539]

I love that he loves that picture of him looking like the stepmother of the parent trap movie 😂 Nick dont ever change.

[@cheddarcheese089]

That read on the Stepmom from parent trap was such a clever read

[@jamesdawson2393]

Not summer camp, "ship those brats off to Switzerland"! C'mon Nick, I'm a 32 year old straight man and I know that's what Meredith said in the Parent Trap lol

[@rwaitwhat]

Oh, what, like Switzerland can’t have summer camps? 😂

[@Andrew_Warden]

Lmao Damnit Nick, get your Parent Trap reference right 😂

[@franjohnson6140]

Nick the hat and the ensemble is fabulous! You need your own show!

[@williammckinley1035]

I feel the caption for that picture is going to be: "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!" LoL

[@maggiee639]

Oh my god it’s definitely giving Joan Crawford vibes IM CRYING 😂

[@kchattx]

This was their best episode so far imo 🤣🤣

[@eve_on_the_beach]

That picture sums Nick up to a T!!! When I think Nick,I think Housewife with a Nanny for the kids ,shopping all day and out at the lake with a sun hat,while visiting us at summer camp. It is literally phaaakkkiiiiing perfect!!!😂😂😂 I LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH!!! P.S. Whoever is in the background, laughing and laying on the floor..U ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL😂😂😂

[@keithball6749]

I love Matteo’s crew cut. So handsome.

[@ZaZa-nm6sw]

Seeing Matteo giddy laugh just fills me with joy❤😂

[@AdisaCar]

The blouse he’s wearing really brings it all together! Stand in who you are Nick 😂🤣!

[@erikperhs_]

"I'm not mocking you. I'm just saying that if I saw this........... 😂😂😂"

[@No777X]

Nick looks like a male version of Anne Hathaway

[@ToilYTrouble]

“Gimme the phone” through clenched teeth! I’m dead!!

[@twildabuckingham]

Omg that "hyat" came straight from Chicago

[@symphonicoctet]

"Gaht to go!" We love an Inland North American English gay

[@laurendukes3099]

I LOVE MATTEO LANE!!! He couldn't even breathe from laughing 😂😂😂

[@easagepie]

Not the Meredith Blake read!!😂😂😂

[@crystalwalker4403]

I’ve seen plenty of Matteo, but only a couple shorts of the two of them together. Gotta say, I adore the bitchy cattiness of their friendship!! 🤣

[@Debbie338]

You should hear them tell the story of Nick on the rollercoaster! 😅

[@tavananda2058]

That picture makes us happy❤❤❤

[@jencook3287]

I can’t stop laughing at Matteo laughing!!! I watched this so many times😂😂

[@adventuresinlaurenland]

Not me staring at Matteo's arms and completely not paying attention to the video 😂

[@nakiabeverly424]

I'm loving these shoulders on this outfit, Nick! 😊

[@jeaniehorton5964]

Omgosh! Chris’s laugh is the best!!

[@GranddaughterCrow]

I love you both. Always bringing me laughter ❤😅😅😅

[@christinah8670]

I love when you do videos with Nick. He’s a delight.

[@samanthahagan]

I wanna know just which summer camp Stepmother Nick would send Matteo 😂

[@lstockton8468]

Nick would send him to a summer camp that focused on sports and athletics--to knock him down a peg or two! hahaha!

[@samandros3451]

Matteo and Nick are the best comedy duo since Abbott and Costello.

[@DarrenSangita]

I have realised one of the big reasons why i LOVE nick so much is cause He totally reminds me of my old pal Ben. I have NEVER heard or seen such glorious high camp as i have on this video. Matteo ends this video looking SOOOOOO masc by comparison 😳

[@dedesLABORATORY]

Nick trying not to lose his shit is hilarious too when you see it 😂

[@audreynelson3997]

The background music is perfect lol

[@TCt83067695]

I don't know what yall been smoking. I love the hat Nick. Don't listen to these haters and their hateration in this dancerie 😅

[@LadyVineXIII]

I am going to straight admit that I did not realize the photo was Nick until he outright told me that the photo was Nick. I straight thought he was roasting some lady. XD

[@patsyhillyer1149]

OMG Nick!!! I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants!! 😂😂😂 More pictures please

[@myg1985]

Im siding with Nick this time. The hat looks really good. Periodt. 😂😂😂😂

[@jefferycotton4814]

Nick is so funny! He looks like an elegant sapling paired with Julie Andrews😂😂

[@MarcelGreen448]

I am always so happy to see Nick.

[@shananagar1601]

I hear “Mateo, sweetheart, can you get momma the afternoon Prosecco?”

[@travelchannel304]

A Very pretty hat!! Time for a Winter hat, now. Lol

[@no1tinla]

This two are hilarious. Send me that hat, I love it 😂😂❤❤❤

[@bruceteel9054]

That pic of Nick is awesome

[@jessicalocke9943]

I love Nick in that flippin' hat! And those sunglasses!

[@h2amster328]

stand firm nick! don’t ever change!

[@EdwardM-t8p]

Aww Nick looks good in that hat! 🥰 And I like how Matteo the critique guy broke out in uncontrollable laughter ... he took me along for the laugh! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bpo4736]

It’s like she just sent her kids to college and now enjoying the money left behind by her dead husband 😂

[@unicornL]

I love that he said you always look good in a sunhat..

[@tralala33]

These two are magical together! 🤣🤣

[@avibeontherun]

The step mother from the parent trap just cracked me tf up 😂😂😂 that was my favorite movie as a kid and that's literally the look it's giving 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289]

Watching Matteo Lane lose his shit laughing is hilarious. Nick we love you, blouses sunhats and all. ❤ Keep being you. Unapologetically you. ❤️

[@edithjacob5115]

Nick, good for you for being yourself ❤

[@dbowen820]

Not the Meredith! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lea-is-sleeping]

Any twins would be lucky to have such a beautiful, fashionable stepmother like Nick! 😂❤

[@simong.h.4563]

Unfair! Love the hat. I always wear hats especially in the sun!!!❤❤❤❤

[@blu48]

I freakin love Nick! 😂

[@3blackcats999]

You two bring me such joy.❤❤

[@sabrinaromano32]

I'm dieing 😂😂

[@glitchsister]

the one time nick has a genuine smile and y'all rag on him, which i mean, fair

[@anthonysahotty]

Nick is giving Sheldon vibes lol

[@rainbowawakening]

“but I’m not creating a false narrative! that’s who I am!” I feel that on a deep level 😂

[@tomwestbrook]

Much needed laughs. Thanks, girls. 😘

[@meredithcrofootmiddleton]

I like that picture too! Keep it!

[@handle1o1]

I have laughed this hard at a friends selfie, sometimes you have to tell em like it is.

[@sdfghjasdfghjk8175]

I would love series where Matteo just roasts fan's dating profiles

[@stephallen9819]

"Its a pretty hat" 😂😂

[@wasabyMICH]

Matteo was SO holding back the f slur 😭😭😭

[@PozSeaLance]

Boys… hilarious. You two are perfect fools for each other’s character. Thank you!

[@spicysmooth2]

Honestly, Matteo, that’s internalized homophobia.

[@stephallen9819]

😂😂

[@sal36_]

He looks like Mary 👏 Louis 👏 Parker 👏 in that hat

[@Tracie7745]

Love it Be yourself!

[@alessandrogandolfo]

I love that he is just being himself. In the end that’s what the other person is going to get. Let him be and don’t make him feel his photo choice is wrong.

[@toujoursici1675]

I love Nick so much 😄

[@calekolb7583]

Sunhats are ok but not that one

[@naisi]

Caption of the pic is „can we go eat at The Olive Garden now?“

[@Xanadudancer]

Totally mother from the 80’s in Where The Boys Are 84 😆

[@simplynazou]

😂 I'm dying of laughter here. 90s kids will understand the reference.

[@Qdelilah]

It does give evil stepmother in palm springs very much parent trip vibes 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@jakecavendish3470]

Tbf that photo is giving vibes that the poooosay is gonna be sweet so I def would be interested

[@rhey81]

Just walking around with that hat sending random kids to summer camp.

[@zeeeeeeeep]

they should definitely watch the parent trap together tho

[@harveygirl29]

I like that picture too. ❤️

[@pocapaypay]

I haven't laughed that hard in a cool min. That makes me sad. I wanna laugh til I can't breathe in the next week! ❤❤❤

[@JustinDebussi]

She's giving JOAN. I'm here for it! 🎉

[@Moss-Teigh]

We all need friends like this. ❤

[@Knightowl1980]

Mateo having the hardest time trying to stay in that chair laughing

[@JoanNoArc]

"send you to summer camp" is just WILD 😭

[@y0utuberculosis]

I wish I could deal with the constant criticism that Nick gets and still have the confidence to be myself. Someone asks me an honest question and I fall apart 😂

[@carlos_roval]

As Alyssa Edwards would say: you wouldn’t know about any of those things because you’re not a woman of integrity, intelligence and energy 😂

[@dylanhaze952]

It's giving, "A single mom who works 2 jobs and loves her kids" 😂😂

[@swimmerindc]

The peekaboo shoulders top. OMG. I'm with Matteo. It's Nick. It's not a false narrative. It's that Nick is a fashion diva that's not exactly Prada.

[@karynphillipson5421]

The new haircut is cute!😊

[@SolanumSoL]

Love that friendship

[@dbmeo3417]

I agree with Matteo but I do like that picture ahahahahah peak Nick!

[@janscutter]

This is giving ‘sent to summer camp straight from boarding school’ vibes

[@waveofficial2765]

It looks like the brim of his sun hat is gonna come to life and flap like wings, flying him into the sun

[@Debbie338]

It reminds me a bit of that old show The Flying Nun.