Matteo Lane Roasts My Super Sweet 16 (2000's MTV)

[@EmmanuelleVeilleux]

Omg can you please react to the TLC show called “my husbands not gay”???

[@Ragamuffin127]

I second this!! There was only one episode, and that's all we need! 😂

[@pegm5937]

What?! That was a thing? Oh, I am SO here for that!😂

[@Bentbrokentheory]

This!! Everyone upvote this please. It’s unhinged 😂😂😂

[@FranciscoRochacisco]

OMFG! Yes! We so neeeeeed this!

[@billtron182]

I literally came here to comment this! The “SSA Community” That shit had me crying laughing 😂 Matteo would destroy that show 😂😂

[@Paacreek]

its 11am on a sunday and i've already had a crap day and the matteo comes through dragging spoiled teens😭

[@naturalsoundsoftheworld]

A crap day on a sunday is rough

[@AH-ik3pv]

Amen. Me too sis!

[@mngarrison]

Yup!

[@terrymbridges]

“No, it’s not do-or-die right now, you’re at a Hyatt Inn” 💀💀💀

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

A closet of Converse, jorts and Hollister flip flops WERE the height of fashion in 2005 tho

[@Ray_Vun]

i'm european so the fashion might just be different, but the rich kids were not dressing up like that in 2005 here

[@Reverse_Cat_Cowgirl]

I remember rich girls wearing those birkenstock clogs to school everyday. It was the same girls who had orange foundation, teased blonde hair cliped in to a bump, and a Tiffanys necklace.

[@monicaangelini3324]

America....Miami.😢​@@Ray_Vun

[@austyn5004]

PEAK 2005 fashion. I would have died to have my closet look like that

[@xaoslao]

Ugh 2005 era fashion is cringe..

[@jaxattack6297]

I think Matteo should interview all these people now, it'd be hilarious

[@wlavine]

That would be the super sweet dream!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@amarie0908]

Yessss.... "Where are they now?"

[@rhettmitchell]

Oh god 💀

[@SnowQueene]

@@amarie0908 Emotionally: probably exactly where they were 20 years ago.

[@katie6106]

It would be amazing if he did like a series where he watched the show with that person! Roast them a bit and then let them explain themselves lol

[@JessicaStoddard-l7k]

Matteo roasting MTV shows (with Chris cackling in the background!) is exactly what my soul needs 🤣

[@Globalastral5]

The Ava episode is the most insane. She casually drops “We went to Paris to shop for my party dress” and she has a fit when she doesn’t get the specific car she wants are peak mid-2000s reality insanity.

[@Nocturne22]

I remember that! I didn't even watch this series, but that episode made the news and was apparently where we as a society finally said NO to this.

[@guillermobernal9840]

“Mom Dior is like closed”

[@turinggirl6432]

Not Italian but my mother would have slapped me into another dimension for the things thoe sixteen year olds said to their parents.

[@leenam.4578]

truly

[@TCt83067695]

Slapped me into a different nationality. The nerve

[@audreynelson3997]

The problem is those kinds of parents allow that behavior, clearly She’s never had any consequences her entire life- parents are really setting them up for failure once they become adults too

[@Ray_Vun]

i'm portuguese. similar enough to italian. if i said that to my mom i'd be knocked out, teeth would've flown out of my mouth and i'd be ready to be embalmed because i would not have survived. and my parents were never corporal punishment people. yelling, yes lots of it, but never raised a hand on me. but i'd be 6ft under if i acted like that girl even just once

[@chanwinsern8814]

As an Asian, try that. Any Asian parent would've given you the slap of the century, making you realise, you really ended your journey as a teen. Period!

[@jessthegardener]

I love the flip that Matteo does when he called his cousin to ask about their childhood. He almost instantly relaxes. And that belly laugh! 🤣

[@danisaur333]

someone from my high school was on this show. people were friends with her only bc she was gonna be on the show. her party was known as the worst one, and she lost all her friends

[@shuster6015]

I must know: which episode was it????

[@danisaur333]

@shuster6015 Yashika

[@danisaur333]

@shuster6015 her parents only rented the car for the show and gave it back after

[@chanwinsern8814]

I'm not suprised. That persons friends must've suffered enough with the self entitlement, narcissistic, bratty behaviour

[@PHSDM104]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chelseawithey6840]

The best part of this video is Matteo's views on girls & their perceived body image. It's so nice to see a man who gets it ❤

[@lb8141]

Matteo, your anger comes from a legitimate place. These people are vile human beings with zero redeeming qualities.

[@MaxOakland]

We should tax the rich!

[@robbob1866]

@@MaxOakland Tax the arrogance out of them!

[@timchamberlain5858]

Matteo or MTV really needs to do a follow up on these people. I would watch a "Where are they now?" for anyone one of the characters from these videos.

[@frostfang1]

I really want to know more about the parents during and after. Not like an interview, but like... did they get in trouble for tax evasion or go into debt, where did they work, what the other parents who knew them thought. That kinda shit.

[@RobynDavis-sj9tc]

Great idea!

[@Ryanmanification]

6:09 that is a wedding dress. That’s one veil away to be one.

[@frostfang1]

The mothers like "she ain't living long enough to get married so I'm getting her in a wedding dress now"

[@infinitedragonbellyx.x]

And It's super pretty!

[@briihartnett8498]

I remember watching this show and flinching everytime they got disrespectful because I expected my Sicilian mother so fly around the corner with a spoon 😂😂😂

[@revbr4v087]

feel that in my soul

[@Oscarsmom28]

Please do an episode on the show Made. The one where an “expert” of some kind would make over a kid into their ultimate dream version of themselves that also, oddly enough, required some kind of performance in front of the whole school to show how much they’d changed.

[@michalvarga8515]

Also BECOMING! :D

[@toniprekker]

I had a sleepover with 5 friends for my 16th. Looking back at photos, I got a Harvard sweatshirt, a VHS of Dances with Wolves, and some Stephen King books.

[@saiman6838]

That sounds like bliss.

[@infinitedragonbellyx.x]

My 16th was a TMNT ice cream cake, hanging out in my front yard with silly string, and taking pictures on my best friends p.o.s. car (it was falling apart, not that we hated it) It was a fantastic time.

[@ispoilers9535]

Slay

[@BouillaBased]

"But Daddy, I wanted the Bentley in Beluga, not Storm Grey! Why do you hate me!?!"

[@GHMYahooka]

a lexus is not a bentley

[@BouillaBased]

@@GHMYahooka Never said it was. It's hyperbole for comic effect. Welcome to the wide world of missing the point.

[@ElChris816]

I love this series of revisiting these shitty, exploitive shows from the 2000s. It's great you're searching for these teens and what they're like/doing today. I'm not lying, my first car was a powder blue 1984 Plymouth Reliant. It had a digital AM radio and I had to crank the A/C to full blast to get it to turn off without sputtering for five minutes. I worked my ass off for a year to buy a replacement car.

[@johnhagans2190]

The episode that hunts me to this day was the event where a minister in inner city Detroit gave his daughter a lavish sweet 16, that was held at the Rock-in role museum, the invitations were hand delivered by Detroit Lions players on motorcycles and they wanted her to arrive at the event in a helicopter. It was over the top. How mush was his salary at that church? As a black person I had unanswered questions.

[@danielalarcon5760]

Salary? A preacher is a business owner. The guy doesn't cash big checks, he signs 'em

[@johnhagans2190]

You do understand why I am annoyed. If you watched the episode you would see where that church was located. How was this business bringing in that kind of revenue? Tithes?????

[@teresawright4748]

Matteo!!!!!! PLEEEEEEASE DO NOT STOP DOING THIS!!!! I live for it!!!! Fucking hysterical!!!!🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️🤣🤣🤣

[@petterw5318]

Los Primeros do not even have a Wikipedia page.

[@USMC1997]

That “signature move” really made me recoil in premium cringe. 😂😂😂

[@646guy]

I can face family this Thanksgiving week with my family thanks to Matteo Lane

[@riorio982]

My sister had a car in high school that was purely from hell. 1980s Honda accord, and she had been gifted it by our brother. The car had been taken to Baltimore, was stolen, and then stripped of its parts. So they got it fixed, and when they picked it up and stopped to pick up dry cleaning it was stolen again and stripped of its parts again (I swear to God this is true and I have receipts). This is about the time that they decided to give my sister the car. Problem is when they gave my sister the car with new parts again, the wiring in the steering wheel got a little messed up somewhere and so it would randomly start honking intermittently for about 15 to 20 minutes at a time. We called it "The Honking Wonder".

[@robbob1866]

I'm laughing so hard right now! Reminds me of Planes, Trains and Automobiles. I had a friend that got his car stolen often enough he stopped fixing the ignition and locking the doors. He'd just wait until the cops found it

[@anitatimmons9525]

@@robbob1866 My husband & I were just talking tonight about the time his car got stolen back in the 70`s . The cops showed up at him & his brothers house their buddy woke him up ( omg he was so hung over ) . The cop went Sir is that your car across the street crashed into that tree ? He went no my car is in the driveway .Officer umm no look Sir 👀. Yeah the kid who stole the car came to our house telling my Mom umm I was in a wreck so Mom was cleaning him up . Then my now Brother In/Law came running in our house saying his brothers car was stolen & wrecked into a tree & said who did it . I looked at my sister & said hold on ran to the bathroom whispered in Mom`s ear , yeah Mom went full Mom on the kid lmao. My buddy ran back to his brothers yep cops brought him back to our house . lol .After they took him to the hospital to get 7 stitched he took a ride to their house , then kid jail he spent for a bit if I remember correctly . The kid was always in trouble but the cops always took it easy on him because they knew his life if you get what I am trying to type.

[@sicknashty3837]

The microphones constantly peaking adds to the hilarity.

[@poisonmonkeyposse795]

In 2000 if the cheque cleared Papa Knowles would have booked this gig for Beyoncé and you know it. If the cheque cleared she’d show up today too.

[@TangentialTif]

10:36 my dad decided to steam clean the ceiling of my car, which was a nice thought but obviously it melted the glue and fell down. So he got some thumbtacks and tried to do that pin tuck diamond thing to put it back up. I didn’t care (as long as it wasn’t rubbing on my head) because it was A CAR! I remember watching these shows as a kid and just being so confused by the whole thing.

[@CartoonHero1986]

The house is an early example of the sad beige mom lifestyle. Also I get the impression this girl isn't actually rich and her mother just has a lot of credit card debt because she can't say no.

[@ginaberlin5675]

Hahaha!!!!

[@Dan7ei]

Bless your heart for watching this show. Spoiled brats are so insufferable (though I'm sure the editors didn't do any favors either, cause ratings). As you said, an Italian mother would have slapped her so hard the doctor that delivered her would have felt it.

[@nicanonymus2491]

Rightfully so 😂

[@aptkeyboard3173]

I could watch you reacting to old Sweet 16 episodes forever. I love it lol

[@gabelogan5877]

I’m living for these looks Matteo is serving.

[@GHMYahooka]

i wanna save a screen shot of the look he gave after she was dancing super inappropriately in those micro shorts

[@AundreasJournal]

When I was younger, I used to get the episodes on iTunes with my iTunes gift cards. Back when they were only $.99 an episode. Now I have a stock pile of episodes that I probably should watch again for a nostalgic value. 😂

[@kristenkidd3982]

Ive been dying for another roast of an MTV show! This is my favorite new series please keep doing these

[@RobertaFerreiraGomes]

She is a karen today, for sure

[@Ryanmanification]

I wonder what happened with her? I want a 20 years later of this episode. Her daughter would be dying of cringe. Beyoncé wouldn’t be there. She’s busy eliminating Destiny's Child

[@jondoe8o]

This is kind of perfect. A really good comedian that dives into this KZbin genre of reacting to media… which is usually done by people who are not comedians, to be polite

[@TheSethwardpyatt]

That would be a PERFECT follow up to each of these roasts- you and Tranna re-enacting highlights of the episode. Brilliant

[@markiebaby]

I really REALLY want you to react to the UK show Naked Attraction - I think you and Nick need to watch it together because his reaction would tip me over the edge lol

[@universal_confusion]

Please never stop reacting to early aught MTV shows. They make my Sundays 30% less dreary.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Had to immediately pause and comment because Matteo not connecting that a quinceañera is the version of a sweet sixteen that a girl with the family name Reyes would have is sending me.

[@cmsmart13]

Omg, same! I immediately clocked that it must be a quince lol

[@TXGirlinVA]

Same

[@RitualoftheHabit]

she has a chicano accent and everything cmon!!

[@DKF_oli]

i almost made the same comment bc i was thinking, isn’t he supposedly equally mexican as italian 😅

[@ab-yf9uy]

And then thinking the royal court is some spoiled kid ish instead of standard quince operating procedure XD Like girl ain't you Mexican???

[@reversalwizrd7651]

The mom definitely hates Audrey lol. Hahaha

[@tyseemahbishop6123]

I love you doing these shows 😂 I’m old enough to watch them back in the day 😂😂😂

[@jpage813]

This girl made me so mad because she was 15! She couldn’t even drive the car! 😂

[@stevenneville4183]

I love your explanations, I die laughing. Absolutely an enjoyable panic 😂

[@dillona1001]

Growing up my big sister often pulled rank, forcing me, present-day unproblematic 27yo cis het boy of color to watch the likes of My Super Sweet 16, Bridezillas, and America's Next Top Model, and methinks this to be in large part why I don't necessarily struggle relating or empathizing with women like at all, even if discourse ensues, unlike the multitudes of modern men seemingly finding it increasingly difficult to do so.

[@JENNIFAFAA]

You’re cultured and I hope a lady appreciates that in you

[@dillona1001]

⁠@@JENNIFAFAAVery kind of you to say, I appreciate that lol Funny you say that, as thus far I've managed to have only encountered partners who just so happen to have bad past experiences with men and struggle to accept that I might actually be able to empathize better than most. But like I said, even in that discourse, you won't ever find me _"All women_ -ing" a single thing because context is King and I'm not, ya know, delusional lol I do still have faith I'll find someone with the capacity to appreciate that in me and have only empathy for anyone who has survived so much travesty that they've calloused their souls in self-defense enough to be damn near incapable of trusting even the most sincerest of efforts to facilitate integrity, reassurance, and safety, but I also honestly have a sort of "righteous anger" toward the culprits responsible for forming this cycle of abuse. These are issues I feel need to be discussed more between men and women especially but these entitled loudly insecure boyish excuses for men just keep victimizing themselves instead aaaand I hate sharing XY chromosomes with those losers. Not that you asked😅

[@JENNIFAFAA]

@@dillona1001 no I understand! I’ve been one of those females wary of all men after my own personal trauma but I went to therapy and befriended lots of guys like you, so at least for me personally, I found those kind of friendships very healing. Men and women shouldn’t feel pressured from society to act any sort of way and I try on my end to understand the societal pressures men face too because we’re all human and I don’t want to see the world through my own victimhood.

[@dillona1001]

@@JENNIFAFAA I don't know you and I hope it's okay for me say this, but I need you to know that I'm extremely proud of you🥹 Thank you so much for sharing that, you've blessed me with an invaluable testimony that healing and reciprocal empathy _is_ indeed possible even with me. Not many have the capacity to truly hold opposing or complex perspectives like mine in a vacuum sans ego and open themselves to relate on a human level as you just did with me, and I really appreciate you for that. I always carry guilt that maybe if I was somehow even more safe or something that I could've stopped the trauma loop, but you simultaneously reminded me it's up to them to conduct their own healing process as well as the fact that I make a positive impact just by striving to be an example of a good man to the many homegirl friends I grew up with. From here on out, I pray you have the most healthiest, wholesomest, and happiest of relationships that provide light to continually diminish any dark shadows cast upon you by losers. Finding empathy through pain is such a feat and I hope you're proud of yourself too!

[@Idontwant1]

I was born in 1968. And my parents gave me and my twin brother a 1975 Chevy Nova to share. In baby shit tannish brown. The vinyl seats had peeling cracks where the thin stuffing was poking out. Our siblings were the ones who made the car look a little better. They bought seat covers and a steering wheel cover. That hid the fact the paint had been peeled off. And our cousin took it to the technical school to his shop class so he had a car to paint. And they did it for us for free. And we loved it. And the next year my Uncle gave me his ex wife’s old La Saber. So we each had a car.

[@postmodernrecycler]

No matter what, we'll always miss that first shitbox car we were given in high school. I still have dreams about the cigarette burns in the seats and the aftermarket radio hanging out of the dash and the speedometer that doesn't work.

[@Idontwant1]

@ I had the broken gas gage in my first solo car. I would put in my $3 worth of gas and have to figure out how many miles I could go before I would run out. My Mom freaked out that my Uncle gave his only niece a car without a gas gage. Until I could show her I knew how to figure it out. I owned that car for almost a year before she realized it. And I pointed out that I had never called her stranded because I ran out of gas. I may have asked her literally for a $5 so we could get to school or work. I had forgotten about that til I read about your broken speedometer (which as a Mom myself freaks me out how dangerous that is)

[@postmodernrecycler]

@@Idontwant1 Ooooh, yes! I remember at the time, $3=30 miles in my '70s gas guzzler. I also remember finding an old shopping list in the cracks of the seats: Steak, Vodka, Blue pantyhose.

[@Idontwant1]

@ I had so much fun in that car. And I hauled my friends all over town. And I remember taking it to college. And yes buying so much booze.

[@lstockton8468]

The braces imitation was OMG!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@combat_rose]

We NEED MORE cousin Megan!!!! Please❤

[@CalamityCannon]

2:19 I don't see this in the comments, but I assume they rolled a quinceanera into the "sweet 16" concept. Which isn't that big a leap

[@amandasalmon898]

This needs to be a series so freaking bad! Please Mateo, save us from the craziness of the world with a series!

[@caty603]

My sweet 16 I got to pick 4 friends. A limo picked up us at our highschool and we went mini golfing and then to my favorite hibachi restaurant for dinner. Then my little brother and grandma drove home with us (their first time in a limo) and went went to McDonald’s drive thr. It was the best day ever

[@kevinklaiman1748]

This is gonna be Chris Distefano's daughter's party in another couple years.....

[@JENNIFAFAA]

What do you mean he’s poor

[@TheJayWashExperience]

LMFAOOOOOOO You ain’t lying😂

[@gpatrick52]

Thanks Matteo. You brightened my day!!

[@iononcantomascrivo]

3:41 Living for the “Mommie Dearest” reference! 😅😂🤣

[@starparodier91]

I remember having a terrible stomach bug in high school and being home and turned on MTV for some background noise as I tried to sleep, and they had a marathon of this on. I did watch it on occasion because my parent’s would throw lavish parties for me as a kid and I hated them (shy, extremely anxious, autistic nerdy girl who hates attention). It was amazing to see teens actually wanting all that stuff. On my 16th birthday a few of my friends went to an arcade and then went to a Japanese restaurant and I slept over at my best friend’s house. I’m unable to drive so my first car was an RC car my friend got me 😂

[@TheStarsAndGod]

this is exactly what we needed today lmfaooooooo

[@laurenlaforest]

I never knew this was the content I needed in my life.

[@PigeonWarlord]

I was just abt to comment of Italian moms and telling them to shut up. You will be on the 6pm news, and completely erased from family photographs 😂😂😂😂

[@KatelynxXxAngel]

My first car was a rover something or other and it didn't start unless you sprayed easy start into the engine. You'd have to spray, then SPRINT to the drivers side, turn the key and pump the gas pedal. Then the car would burp a cloud of black smoke and you'd be away!.. or it wouldn't and you'd have to repeat until it did. Fun fact: Easy start is what farmers use on tractors in the dead of winter 😂😂

[@pegm5937]

My gawd. Is it legal to laugh this hard at 10:30 on a Sunday morning? The shows Mateo drags on are MTV I didn't even know existed. It's beyond fantastic to find out about them now😂 Plus, Mateo's reactions? Primo!

[@Sophia-AS]

I loved the latin American version. Mis Quinceañeras or something like that. Ahahahha😂😅🎉

[@glass0fwin]

I loved this show - as in roasting it! I hope you roast some more episodes because this episode is pretty tame to how some of them go!

[@BLa-lq2bs]

I’m totally angry too just watching these clips😂

[@davidjudeallen]

"Courtney. Take your break." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nma52b]

Every girl on that show acted like Roger the Alien from American Dad.

[@nicoleashleyknox]

More Sweet 16 videos! This one was tame! 😅

[@littlp]

I love Matteo looking into the camera-he says so much without saying anything lol. His commentary is the only thing that would entice me to watch that show. The filming of MINORS in the bathroom is pretty creepy.

[@aracmelle]

This is greatest - can you please more!!

[@erinkarinazamora9380]

Needed this video 😂 thank you Matteo ! 🫶🏻

[@barttanner8162]

Everyone has their own interpretation of what is high-end.

[@blkkatemoss]

“Worst Car” elective in high school is crazy 😂

[@daTboYJessE]

Saw you Matteo last night in Dallas, thank you for the laughs and making me cry with laughter lol, you need to do a episode of that show Fear that was on MTV!!!

[@MiahWare]

I can’t wait for more of these! I love this series

[@bostonreese4807]

Please do more of these! All the shows!!! Omg! Love!

[@LauraU.-pv1iw]

Thank you jesus!!!! I was so hoping for a reaction/roasting of 'My Super Sweet 16' and i am so here for it!! These videos are the gifts that keep on giving, screw therapy lol

[@dhutch5849]

Omg! Pllllllease do season 1!! This is THEBEST!

[@chaseladely2253]

I absolutely love all your MTV shows from the 2000's they are ABC absolutely amazing

[@merrydeath145]

I can’t remember the name of the show, but there used to be an MTV show where they send people to haunted places and gave them challenges like try to talk to the little boy ghost that haunts the house. If Matteo can find it and react, I would be so happy!

[@65NART]

Unfortunately this shows what America is really like. It’s another way of buying friendship and becoming truly narcissistic. I remember one Sweet yuck 16, the girl got her friends on the sports field to give them invitations, well to the selected brats. One guy was so excited he deigned to give the girl a hug and she rescinded the invitation. Can you imagine doing that to someone. My father would have cancelled party immediately and I would not get a thing.

[@gabriellephillips6626]

Omg I used to watch this show! 😂😂😂😂 I'm dying!

[@patrik5123]

11:19 my face through this entire thing.

[@cincyspinqueen2066]

I am fairly certain Henry Cavills, soon to be wife and mother to his baby was on one of these episodes. She seems highly intelligent and down to earth so hopefully she was not a total brat on her episode. And if she was, she has definitely had some personal growth. Hopefully, some of these ladies on this show have as well.

[@kerrywhitemd]

the braces.. im dead

[@nathan_martin]

"It's been a really tough week." 🤣🤣🤣

[@phniedwn]

My first car was a 1991 gold Dodge Shadow. I feel you.

[@CarrieBarrieintheDesert]

These shows were so unhinged 😂. Also, you are my birthday present this year lol. Your Phx shows are the day after my birthday. Funniest. Birthday. Ever.

[@CatsOrangeAndGrey]

Thank you for voicing all of this

[@courtneywhitefield9183]

I lost it at the braces comment😂

[@finnbadders]

I DIDNT SEE A MATTEO VID FOR 2 MONTHS AND NOW HE HAS A BUZZED HEAD????? TF DID I MISS??

[@willvr4]

Remember the show "16 and pregnant"? I remember watching that show thinking...isn't this technically admitting to statutory rape in many states?

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

Only if the boys were 18 or older

[@jakeolive3220]

This is the greatest series in the history of KZbin ❤

[@unabashedlybashful]

Fun fact: one of Jennifer Lawrence's first acting jobs was a promo for My Super Sweet 16!

[@bostonreese4807]

I’m 37, Italian… this show was fiction to me. I got smacked with a wooden spoon for forgetting to take my shoes off coming into the house.

[@NoTownSamurai]

That sounds like what Asian parents do 😆

[@brisetta]

OH MY GOD IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE AN UPLOAD!!! I suggest you react to the "my big gypsy wedding" too!!!

[@marinasmyth]

Please never stop this series

[@Beingamomrules]

Omg I ❤ you 😂😂😂

[@MM-to8ro]

I LOVED this show! I watched every episode. I never wanted to be a rich spoiled brat before lol my favorite episode was Ava!

[@QueerlyBeloved386]

I needed this girl. Thank u

[@austinparsons532]

Yes, more of this good sir. I love these. You should do an episode of friend zone or some of the guy codes you were on

[@patticurtis9532]

I could watch you rip these shows 24/7!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜