Dave Portnoy Disgusted By This Pizza

Waiting 45 minutes for that slice is tough #shorts
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[@NoLyinEvry1sDyin]

He found the coke front and they had to throw something together 🤣🤣🤣

[@click8708]

"Aww fuck we got a customer, a real one and not some guy asking for a gram"

[@Vandicoup]

Hey, he said try them all, after all. Everybody knows the rules!

[@salembeats1875]

😂😂😂😂

[@bear1245]

When you ask for the wrong topping

[@Sarevok_Wins]

We all know Dave likes his pizza Columbian. Everybody knows the rules.

[@sponduli]

that's a slice of "ay tony we got a problem that fuckin pizza guy is here"

[@anthonysouthard5572]

No italian would make that shit dude

[@HikingTheSonora]

Yeah, they would. @@anthonysouthard5572

[@DanaWhiteOfficial]

@@anthonysouthard5572he’s implying that it was made by an italian-american, one who only works a pizza place for tax purposes

[@GurkaranSingh312]

​@@DanaWhiteOfficialTony soprano

[@Iamthesenateiwillmakeitlegal]

​@@GurkaranSingh312There is no mafia! I don't wanna hear that word again!

[@swisscheeseplease97]

Dave Portnoy looks like if Mark Zuckerberg were human

[@SUPRAMIKE18]

Mark Zuckerberg x Bear Grylls 😂

[@creativechannelname9742]

I thought it WAS mark zuckerberg

[@__-tp4tm]

​@@SUPRAMIKE18 Sadly I see your point. He fr looks like the child of Bear Grylls and Mark Zuckerberg

[@md.saunders6625]

😂😅​@@creativechannelname9742

[@hilexprmntl3929]

@@SUPRAMIKE18 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@SpyderSuasponte]

When you get a pizza from a money laundering place.

[@CynHicks]

"I think that pack of cheese has gone bad." "Eh, just put it on top, send'm a message to never come back."

[@senseispud2197]

In my experience, a lot of money laundering fronts actually kinda slap.

[@liamemond160]

​@@senseispud2197 Exactly

[@sensei9431]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@archiebeasley6295]

I actually have got a pizza from a money laundering place and it was a frozen pizza

[@CBrasil1966]

“I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and got noodles with ketchup” Ray Liotta (Goodfellas)

[@GabrielGarcia-300]

Classic

[@joefunk76]

Egg noodles 😅

[@samael6903]

@@joefunk76 I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook

[@rtamasco1]

I'm dying laughing loooool hahahaha

[@xXGodSlayerXx]

Rip to legend miss him so much one my favorite actors

[@cassgilliam6629]

That little slice had zero flop.

[@dannyriv82]

I heard the crisp too..

[@talsapps]

It also had a zero score

[@codymiller9484]

Excellent comment 😂😂

[@richardduffy3115]

Save that piece for last to pick your teeth with. 😁

[@Memeoholic]

"Under carriage to die for"

[@GutsDarko]

Dave’s first actual one bite review 😂

[@titanzillasaurus442]

😂

[@poorchristopher15]

That pizza place is a money laundering operation.

[@billycherokee7630]

Blaze pizza!

[@poposterous236]

everybody knows the rules

[@Sock1122]

And he still managed to eat a whole slice. Let's not pretend though, Dave obviously finishes every pizza including this one 😄 I would too

[@bubblef8073]

They don’t make pizza, they paint houses.

[@MasterMote]

😂 love the reference, better way of saying "its a front store" which is the prevailing joke

[@GUNSnKICKS]

😂😂 someone’s watching the irishmen

[@kind2311]

They do their own carpentry too?

[@jackryan1809]

lol

[@richardhunting718]

Fkn interior decorators.

[@affarasheed2103]

"Fuck this place, let's go!"😂

[@constantinople777christens5]

that isn't a real restaurant, it's a front for money laundering.

[@issa2421]

OK sherlock

[@saral4617]

@@issa2421dude you need a slap

[@jeffwells641]

So many people apparently know the secret of this money laundering spot. You would think the FBI would be aware as well. Makes me think these experts in criminal behavior may not be as correct as they think they are. Perhaps a shitty pizza place has other means of survival, like a long term lease at an absurdly low rate and a very large population nearby without other good food options? It wasn't busy, but people were still buying. Depending on the entire scope of the business it might be doing just fine. Or it closes in a week. Or it could be raided by the FBI soon after this clip goes viral. Who knows.

[@tacotacotington3638]

@@issa2421Read other comments from the people who live in the area, they agreed

[@mdh1775]

​@@tacotacotington3638By looking at that pizza I'd say extortion all the way.

[@joshpointoh]

He should have given it a 9.5 so they get 5000 people a day showing up while they're trying to stay low key.

[@nofear714]

So funny. This should have 25k likes.

[@user-agreement-disengaged]

​@@nofear714 looks like you only have 24.9k more accounts to make then...

[@whispersmusic6173]

Idk why i laughed harder than i should’ve

[@pabloamericano4930]

You are brilliant.

[@rbrown111964]

Genius 😂👍😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-tq1tt9ll9c]

The guy in the back is the muscle lookout for the front of pizza laundry place.

[@HecG57]

Good eye 😂

[@atlasg2402]

No that’s a bum

[@KT-qx1tk]

Nah just a random thug

[@SteveTheCanadian]

That was the definition of "One Bite" 😅

[@Meltedcheese567]

The right word is "epitome." Try it sometime :)

[@SteveTheCanadian]

​@@Meltedcheese567 you had no reason to comment :). Try it sometime.

[@joeward792]

Was this an April Fools joke ? 😊

[@xencois]

@@SteveTheCanadian some people just want to be right to feed their ego lol

[@prepaidtrash5552]

Definition of one bite? It’s not that Fkn complicated mate

[@bigperm4119]

Zuckerberg seemed pretty pissed in this video

[@Flinn8]

I'm dead 😂

[@KrsMpv]

Jews

[@RD-qg8gq]

I knew he looked familiar

[@johnpatrick3458]

I thought the same. They could be brothers.

[@Superman-xr1oh]

​@@johnpatrick3458They're from the same small hat people, so you're technically right.

[@Coyote1.618]

I bet the guy at 0.2 saying thank God I'm not at 0.1.

[@Han-Solo459]

Hilarious.

[@Explicit6ixty9]

And the guys at 0.0. Lmao

[@sayvorE88]

100% better😂🎉

[@Mordecrabs]

The fact 7 eleven pizza is a 0.2 speaks how bad this pizza really is

[@neojason8349]

That pizza spot is for money laundering.

[@BabylonGateLA]

LMFAO 😂

[@AlphaQHard]

@@BabylonGateLA Theres plenty of those. A lot of dollar pizza places are money laundering fronts. Many places that wont accept cards are likely cooking books

[@vegasvlogs2008]

@@AlphaQHard i love those pizza spots! Used to get $5 large pies better than regular priced large pies in the same area. This was like 20 years ago, but large pies then were still easily $15+.

[@TheeJhenMohran]

your spot on, if a place tastes like u wouldn't eat there again, guess what they make no fkn money from their pizza, yet they stay open...

[@kovy689]

Pizza gate. Never forget.

[@slappytheclown4]

Man that might be the most depressing pizza I've ever seen.

[@Germangirl85]

U right 😂...i mean walmart pizza looks better😂😂😂

[@blest5132]

😂

[@KeepItReal2024]

​@@Germangirl85fr💀

[@mdh1775]

​@@Germangirl85I don't know if it's true but I was told that they use generic slices and sauce and add no seasoning to their pizzas. But from the looks of it that might be accurate.

[@BaconIsNotBiceps]

Comes with side of Xanax.

[@MichaelB769]

He made a one-bite slice: he thought he knew the rules

[@Ant0417]

That looked like a tortilla slathered with Prego spaghetti sauce and topped with slices of white Kraft singles and zapped in the microwave for 1 minute.

[@dylanjones6455]

Lol, the only way you know to that level of detail is you've been hammered and made that exact thing before. Lmao, love it!

[@danielm7435]

@@dylanjones6455 I definitely have, but I’d definitely make it 10x better than this even after 8 beers

[@michaelpezzino]

​@Daniel M I definitely think it would've come out better had the pizza guy been hammered lmao.

[@pingasblobfish97]

Bone Apple Teeth

[@hellaaight471]

ayo 😂

[@bgmike8912able]

Thats the first time hes ever actually taken only ONE bite... this is a joke. You dont need to provide proof that he has had one bite in the past. Its a joke about how he takes many bites immediately after saying "one bite everybody knows the rules"

[@eDuB1980s]

😂

[@samfisher2563]

Lebron’s place and that gold pizza too I think 😂

[@bustermcthundernut]

Nah Blaze pizza/Lebrons place did too

[@dannythekid14]

And he didn't even say the goddamned catchphrase.

[@Unoriginalswine]

The orginal videos he only took 1 bite hence the name lol

[@mattmc5069]

The most honest reviewer out there

[@TheHEROFamily]

Imagine showing up to a money laundering restaurant expecting to get good pizza...😂 Oh Dave... You silly goose

[@jamespendleton9879]

Actually some of the shadiest places have awesome pizza lol

[@hush9185]

@@jamespendleton9879 no...they don't

[@jacobsaenz7050]

@@hush9185plenty of while in the wall places that only accept cash. There’s a lot that Dave reviews well like this

[@jamespendleton9879]

@@hush9185 They actually do. Her in MA. I have been in some very Mafioso places with weird hours and great pizza. Beverly, Ma. in the mid 90's :) Cabot and Rantoul St.

[@DabsOnDabs]

​@@jamespendleton9879ayyy I live in Bev. You talking about that shady place across BK? Lived on Bennett growing up and never bothered to try it.

[@robmyatt750]

"Fuck this place! Let's go!" is my new leaving work expression

[@ethelroast9671]

I use this line @ church filing out end of service; the priests get pissed but the nuns sometimes smile & giggle.

[@mikitesfaye8079]

​@@ethelroast9671never happened

[@ethelroast9671]

@@mikitesfaye8079 -- oh, it def happened. Go talk to Sister Mary Grace to confirm. She ALWAYS smiles & giggles when I do it. 💯

[@scottp.548]

I've been doing this at work for several years. Another great approach is shaking your head & pretending you're an Etch-a-sketch when walking out the door.

[@fivemil2595]

New? That’s me every day for the past 5 years

[@randalramsey605]

Dave took it personal… no respect… no buttering him up… no scrambling in fear behind the counter…. NO GIVE A SHIT. I laughed so hard… reminded me of how I treated customers on the last day I worked at a lunch counter! So DAMN Hilarious! ❤️❤️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@KBOM1432]

That shit makes 7eleven pizza look like a 8.9 😂

[@ja6995]

7-11 pizza is lit

[@spartan1010101]

7-11 zza is like a solid 5.0 it ain’t good compared to any other place but fuck at least it’s edible AND affordable lol

[@ja6995]

@@spartan1010101 The thing about 7-11 pizza is where else you gonna get a single slice of pizza at 3am

[@kg3451]

@@ja6995 hot honey barbecue and sweet Buffalo chicken skewers go fn crazy

[@tabernaclejones6115]

It honestly makes hospital pizza look appetizing.

[@LeoJGym]

After so many years, we finally achieved the One Bite.

[@joel.ha.]

One slice everyone knows the rules

[@chcarroll5164]

@@joel.ha. I've never seen Dave stop at one bite, until he encountered the one bite slice.

[@smonomono4194]

Alternate universe Zuckerberg

[@SSgtPayne-jv3qv]

“Sir this is a Dunkin’ Donuts”

[@shampoofully7923]

Underrated comment

[@CrabRangoonSortaGuy]

For a dunkin donuts that would easily be a 9 or 10

[@drsteelhead7278]

Dunkin' Pizza

[@WalkerBait]

they ain't cooking pizza there Dave. they are cooking books, and taking numbers. all I say is be careful when you come across a place that sucks at what they do, yet they have been there forever.

[@animejanai4657]

We had a similar shop in the city next to mine. That place has a ton of muslim immigrants from somalia, ethiopia, iraq, and afghanistan all settling and taking over one area. A halal grocery shop there basically washes social welfare debit cards. Basically, customers spend out the card balance for a bunch of items and the shop then buys back those items for cash. Both sides make money.

[@WalkerBait]

@animejanai4657 someone should call the authorities. After all all of that money is being stolen from American blue collar workers.

[@joshjohnson1974]

they don’t want him to advertise LMAO

[@Repetoire]

​@@animejanai4657so they are self sufficient. Good for them

[@theaverageDon]

Kinda of like the many Turkish kabob places opening up around London, or the Turkish barbershops Never thar many people go there, yet the owners pull up in an expensive car 😅

[@presidentsanta4785]

He waited 45 minute for the pizza to be delivered to the back door!

[@johnsnowwww]

It's called money laundering

[@Nickk210]

Damn Dave even gave Red Barron frozen pizza 🍕 a 6 lol 🤣

[@brandonoconnor4133]

Dave when are you coming to do a backyard pizza review at my house in Staten Island we got the wooden outdoor oven with a 8.7 solid pie

[@chillingsworth4384]

Red Baron is pretty decent for frozen pizza. Used to get down with those when I was a kid back in the 80’s

[@Jkev24]

Honestly, if you're a front you should probably just have frozen pizzas on standby for situations like this lol

[@thatguy6214]

Red Baron is so fucking good. Way better than that.

[@craigfetter]

Red Baron is better than that lol

[@justanotheryoutubedoofus]

“Who dafuq gerrymandered my pizza?!?!”

[@shamfyre]

For anyone wondering, this is Open Market in NYC. It's a legitimate low price deli and they actually have ok reviews on Google, just not for their pizza.

[@josedorsaith5261]

Looks gross

[@nfl305]

Same a hole tourist will think that’s great pizza. Ha ha ha Manhattans pizza has become like unicorns and rainbows.

[@Pe4nutButter]

The only thing everyone is wondering, is if their pizza is good. Dave answered that

[@jbrone1241]

No, i want to know where this place is so i will never make the mistake of entering that place.@@Pe4nutButter

[@none11ification]

Drug front

[@ThePriceisRightB]

Bro threw slabs of mozzarella cheese and ragu on a frisbee and warmed it just for Dave

[@rightson750]

That doesn't even look like mozz

[@tombystander]

I swear I was like that's a tortilla shell with sliced cheese and spaghetti sauce

[@bench-clearingbrawl7737]

What’s a tortilla “shell”? Does it swim underwater? Is it some sort of a crustacean?

[@ThePriceisRightB]

@@tombystander I know what you meant bro...same thing I thought.

[@ThePriceisRightB]

@@bench-clearingbrawl7737 it floats on top of the water kinda like a tortolitos

[@williamespinosa9094]

"Fuck this place!!" 😂😂😂 Appreciate you sir.

[@Will-yi2jq]

Pizza Maker: I really hope Dave would love this literal "One Bite Pizza" big fan. Dave: 0.1 FUCK THIS!!

[@barackobama3745]

Dave Portnoy looks like Mark Zuckerberg if he was a human

[@OVERLORDD101]

If Mark Zuckerberg did pizza reviews 😂😂😂

[@notit950]

"Sir this is a McDonald's"

[@Retrox1989]

McDonalds in Orlando sell pizza, Dave gave it a 2.9.

[@rhey81]

Sir, we sell life insurance, and this was my lunch...

[@bruhbun]

​@Rhey "Sir, I'm homeless and you just ate my unfinished tor-tillia pitza...shame on you"

[@anthonywhitmore8402]

😂

[@kingjoe3rd]

You joke, but McDonald's did have Pizza back in the day.

[@Tess.Tickl3s]

Take a shot every time Dave drops an F bomb in this 30sec clip🤣😅

[@351cleavland]

What left the employees confused was the fact that he ordered a pizza in a soon to be close Sears.

[@klof4276]

So I guess just because I'm Polish I want to order a Polish sausage huh?

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

Holy shit that looks like a melted painting.

[@strawberrycough22]

Don't insult paintings

[@OregonPotFarmer]

​@@strawberrycough22 lol😅

[@bojangles713]

Hahaha classic 👍

[@imnitguy]

Drawn by Humper Xiden.

[@LockheedLazar]

the salvador dali special

[@hamcoc]

Best review ever. From an Australian i fucking love this guy

[@goofballbiscuits3647]

Dave can't read laundromat rooms at all 😂

[@moisttowelette5353]

That cheese is whiter than Dave

[@olanrewajuihenacho178]

That’s how fresh mozzarella actually looks

[@justinhodge2906]

The dude at the counter is like “this is a dry cleaners”

[@edwardsbrock33]

Dude in the back holding forsure 🤣🤣

[@HecG57]

I saw him and got the sniffles 😂

[@brandon1349]

It’s great how he took the little slice 😂

[@nerkfumgogi798]

Only as good as your weakest link.

[@bigbleeg]

to be fair, they are serving that as a slice of pizza

[@tjjamison1736]

Is this Mark Zuckerberg after puberty?

[@benhenderson8952]

It was like the pizza store was run by child labour 💀

[@philtheheaterguy951]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mjweissman6309]

The snack shack at the Apple manufacturing plant in Malaysia & Shenzen China. You can take your daily pay, or exchange your .042 cents for this micro-pizza, aka Smurf pizza 🍕

[@hoobeydoobey1267]

Child labor in the US is known as millennials, cause they're immature, untrainable, and lazy as F!

[@SS-br5ff]

They don't want customers. They're too busy laundering coke money

[@thewhalenoob94fr7]

Mark Zuckerberg, i'm not alone to think about that on 2024 😂😂😂😂

[@ballinforjesus3645]

He ate it like an angry toddler

[@itsthinking9999]

I find this guy annoying as shit. He's a whiny picky eater

[@jackn.2611]

Looks like the slices of pizza we used to get in school for a pizza party 😂

[@HunchoBlanco144]

Your teacher paid for that pizza out of pocket, be graeful. Lol.

[@WFly101]

​@@HunchoBlanco144 id rather get no pizza than get insulted by whatever the hell the teacher gets

[@WFly101]

Lucky for me my school payed for the pizza so we actually got 2 or 3 decent slices.

[@QuietToproll]

School pizza looked way better than that…

[@YoungJosh98]

Very humble opinion i respect this way of thinking. Absolutely a great point. My girlfriend of 8 years is a preschool “teacher” and spends so much of her own money on her kids just to get the most joy out of them. They’re easily impressed but it’s happiness for the ones to give just as much for the kids to get.

[@kubakwiatkowski9291]

He looks like Mark Zucherberg in 20 years with that beard edit

[@deanbodishowpodcast9437]

Easy bake oven slice - everybody knows the rules.

[@justadudefromsocal1743]

The plug in the back just chilling like a villain 😂

[@bobp8269]

How ya gonna be in NYC and make pizza lookin like that.. this one legit had me crackin up 💀

[@davidlong6796]

At least he was courteous enough to leave the name out of it

[@michaelthomas8580]

I bet the name was blasted out there in the full video

[@Eradicationist]

its in the background on the whiteboard

[@noaht5191]

A person who has never made a pizza before would probably do a better job than this. 😂

[@sandergjertsenstvold1051]

The Zuck though the Pizza Zucked

[@apocalypticpioneers2116]

I instantly knew where this was as soon as I saw the outside of the building. This place is a money laundry, it opened up in like 2013 and nobody is ever in there. Their food sucks ass but they're somehow still open, despite being like a block away from Wall Street

[@JewsusMalone]

What pizza place is this?

[@apocalypticpioneers2116]

@@JewsusMalone Some shithole on William between Beaver and Wall called Open Market, I was in there back when it opened and bought nothing cuz everything was low quality and overpriced.

[@apocalypticpioneers2116]

Oh wait sorry it's between Exchange and Beaver, it's one more block over than I thought it was, I always forget about Exchange

[@jasonchan4732]

Good let’s report it

[@dfwxjer]

@@jasonchan4732trash their pizza but don’t be a snitch ffs

[@inappropriatelaughter847]

They must not know who he is. How could you serve that 😂

[@EvanSaltare]

That's good tho. He won't get the extra good service that the average customer wouldn't. It doesn't up the quality on what would be a typically shitty pizza.

[@inappropriatelaughter847]

@@EvanSaltare Right… thx for killing the energy of my comment 👍

[@sbrfs356]

@@EvanSaltarenot good for the restaurant lol what

[@riotpb10]

Seriously. You can't be in the pizza business and not know when that guy walks in you make the best damn pizza you possibly can.

[@AlwayzFresh]

@@riotpb10 They are not in the pizza or food business, they are in the money laundering business.

[@Smellytaco-r5b]

"Gabrielle"Ay Francesco that pitza guy is here what do we do? "Francesco" put everything away and let's give this gavone a pitza he'll never forget ! "Gabrielle " hawk tuah .

[@poopagore]

that's insane. no way it's just a pizza shop

[@hankhasemeier6887]

The only time dave has ever given a score after "just one bite" 😂😂

[@CalebAble]

This is mark Zuckerberg after 8 days in Brooklyn.

[@theillustriousone8324]

You know it's bad when someone gives you a *.01* to emphasize on how bad you are. 0.0 means you didn't even try, it's like not answering one question on a test But that *0.01* means you actually tried and failed as bad as one can possibly fail 💀💀💀

[@ryanwhitfield100]

Shit looks like they melted a slice of American cheese on it in the microwave

[@peen2804]

it’s definitely a shitty pizza, but that’s clearly mozzarella lol

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

​@@peen2804 this guy doesn't know what color american cheese is. 💀

[@newyorkdragon]

Mark Zuckerberg is reviewing pizza spots ? Nice !

[@TreDogOfficial]

Now I wanna go there and be delightfully disappointed

[@nakedheath]

If someone has never experienced the Internet, you could show this clip and it pretty much sums it up.😂

[@JasonScroggins-c4i]

"this is what I waited for Frankie...this, this dooBOGGLE of a mess!" 😂🤣

[@TheRedkid20]

For those of you that want to know recipe: Tortilla, ragu, cheese slices place in microwave for 20 secs. Throw at customer

[@bench-clearingbrawl7737]

And tell him gtfou

[@ChiefGhoul]

Imagine he says all that then puts that little slice in his mouth and it’s the best pizza he’s ever had😂

[@qthirteen13]

I was legit hoping that would happen … oh well one day it still might 😂

[@Chilliam13]

I was thinking it looks so bad, it must taste good. I was wrong.

[@damook88]

Never thought we needed Pizza Police. Now I realize how wrong I was...

[@bigbleeg]

That's actually the saddest pizza I've seen in my life. I've seen more disgusting looking pizzas but man this is SAD

[@I.hateeilish]

It just truly looks so awful. I'd rather starve.

[@Kickstart500]

I am formally adopting “Fuck this place, let’s go!” As my official world view!

[@iamheful]

formally*

[@perfectsoulmates2023]

👺 “Did he eat the smallest slice like we planned, so he would humiliate himself?” (Uh yeah boss) “EXCELLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNT” 😈🍕

[@MrTom1468]

Just proved a tortilla, some kroger brand pizza sauce in a jar and some mozzarella slices and you got pizza 🍕

[@Anthony-od4ou]

Pizza is like sex. When it’s good, it’s good. And when it’s bad it’s still just alright

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

He was expecting pizza, and when he opened the box it wasn't.

[@morganevans4145]

​@hxhdfjifzirstc894 wtf u on about bro 😂😂😂

[@dreamcatcher68-tc4dw]

That depends on how desperate you are.

[@lra1095]

and sometimes it's unconsentual assault

[@Edgeof666]

@@lra1095 That "pizza" was a war crime.

[@Coldwellbankerajl]

“Fuck this place! Let’s go!!” 😂😂😂😂

[@mrtree1368]

Bro gave a one bite slice and got taken to the cleaners

[@marlin3043]

What's the name of the restaurant? You need to show the name in your videos

[@janiss5634]

He usually does. Think he was helping them out then out by not saying it

[@AC-gw4qu]

But sir, this is an Arby's.

[@ELECTRICBIKEDIYLIFE]

He looks like Mark Zuckerberg with facial hair.

[@Valhal1776]

As someone with celiac disease, I can honestly say most gluten free pizzas are worlds beyond that red and white circle of despair

[@MasterMote]

Gluten free pizza is pretty horrible to begin with, so that's saying something! That's like having a beer thats so bad its worse than an alcohol free beer (maybe budlight fits that description)

[@maxhalley]

"debacle of a mess".….he's been using his word of the day toilet paper

[@srgiggity]

Zingo

[@송천-f9p]

Homeless Mark Zuckerberg 💀💀

[@JoseGonzalez-jz1le]

Dave, it’s called getting trolled.

[@fivemil2595]

Definitely what seems like the deal is lol but could be trash pizza. Never underestimate peoples ability to suck

[@xaeo]

Yes, they would voluntarily troll themselves out of business lmao

[@cwatson42785]

​@xaeo it's called minimum wage employees entertaining themselves with a inside joke. You think they care about the business and take pride in their job? Lmao

[@anthonygentile8968]

Helen Keller special

[@jimlovelace1014]

Dude, your comment made me spit beer out my nose!😅

[@Imad_Oofus]

That pizza place was definitely a front

[@gigantomastiaCuddler]

Which episode was this?

[@sumairb9978]

Open Market, one of the older ones on the channel

[@kk4649k]

he looks like mark zuckerberg with a beard.

[@legoshi6531]

I genuinely thought maybe you were overreacting but you opened up the box and holy shit... Thats actually hilarious that anyone would serve that, EVEN SCHOOL LUNCH PIZZA LOOKS BETTER.

[@animejanai4657]

Because that shop isn't a real shop. It's a Front. You know Dave understands and doesn't reveal the name because that is an unsafe thing to do cuz Snitches Get Stitches. If you leave a Front alone, that shop leaves you alone as they want no attention or publicity for their shop.

[@OfficialDropRate]

Manly Mark Zuckerberg didnt like the pizza

[@TheLonelyFoot]

that’s how we feel when you sell our data, man

[@shawneyatrics]

0.1 is still pretty generous. I'm sure some of your viewers have blown higher on breathalyzer tests than the score you gave this.

[@beauclark1650]

I blow a .2 every karaoke night, still crush cause I'm a pro

[@WhoTFVotedBiden]

@@beauclark1650 were you the guy rapping Eminem the other night so loudly you could here it in the parking lot? “MY ARMS ARE HEAVY. MOMS SPAGHETTI” 🤣🤙🏼

[@beauclark1650]

@@WhoTFVotedBiden nah I'm more of a flobots too cool for the room guy

[@HubCityMan]

Mark Zuckerberg sure has been opening up lately!